
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

	 (1) You can enjoy a beer all month.
	 (2) Beer stains wash out.
	 (3) Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
	 (4) Beer never makes you wait.
	 (5) A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
	 (6) Beer doesn't have a lawyer "in the family".
	 (7) A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
	 (8) Beer doesn't demand equality.
	 (9) Beer labels come off without a fight.
	(10) Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
