
"One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most
gorgeous blond chinese girl... I sat beside her... I said 'Hi,' and she
said 'Hi,' and then I said 'Nice day, isn't it,' and she said 'Yeah, I
guess'... I said 'What do you mean "you guess"?'... she said 'I saw my
analyst today and he says I have a problem.'... so I asked 'What's the
problem?'... she replied 'I can't tell you, I don't even know you.'...
I said 'Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect
stranger on a bus.'  So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac
and I only like Jewish cowboys... by the way, my name is Diane.'  I said,
'Hello, Diane, my name is Bucky Goldstein.'"
		-- Steven Wright
