
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

	 (1) A beer won't make you go to church.
	 (2) A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a
	     woman.
	 (3) A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys
	     spit.
	 (4) A beer doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of
	     other beers on the side.
	 (5) A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
	     instead of "doberperson".
	 (6) A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
	     lesbian folk music on yer fave radio station.
	 (7) A beer understands why The Three Stooges are funny.
	 (8) A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
	     toilet seat up.
	 (9) A beer doesn't think that a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8"
	     is an enormous can of vegetable juice.
	(10) A beer won't smoke in your car.
