
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

	 (1) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
	 (2) A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers'
	     quarterback.
	 (3) A beer won't even act amazed if you can.
	 (4) You don't have to let a beer win.
	 (5) Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to
	     sleep with it, too.
	 (6) A beer helps with the housework.
	 (7) A beer will never fumble with your bra.
	 (8) A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
	 (9) A beer doesn't want you to raise its children.
	(10) A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.
