
	Mr. Hersh came home to find his wife sitting naked in front of the
mirror, admiring her breasts.
	"And what do you think you're doing?" he asked.
	"I went to the doctor today and he said I have the breasts of a 
twenty-five-year-old."
	"Oh yeah?  And what did he have to say about your forty-year-old ass?"
	"Nothing," she replied. "Your name didn't come up at all."
