
9 reasons a taco is better than a woman:

	(1) Tacos don't put frilly covers on the toilet seat so the lid won't
	    stay up.
	(2) Tacos don't use your razor on their legs.
	(3) Tacos don't say "That's okay, it doesn't have to be good for me."
	(4) Tacos don't get upset if you eat another taco, "Just for fun."
	(5) Tacos will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement,
	    or seek custody of anything.
	(6) Tacos won't ask you about your last lover, or speculate about your
	    next one.
	(7) A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the
	    refrigerator.
	(8) It's easy to drop a taco.
	(9) Tacos don't want to sleep on your chest.
