
15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

	 (1) A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
	 (2) Tall, dark, good-looking beers are common.
	 (3) A beer won't steal all the covers.
	 (4) A beer doesn't have friends who will drink all your beer.
	 (5) A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
	 (6) A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo".
	 (7) You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
	 (8) A beer is not kinky unless you want it to be kinky.
	 (9) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.
	(10) A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
	(11) If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
	(12) A beer won't talk about the women who had it before you.
	(13) A beer's life does not revolve around the world series.
	(14) A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
	(15) A beer will NEVER call you "Babe".  Or "Sugar".
