
Bill had just returned from a week of honeymooning, and his best 
friend asked him how it went.
	"The first night we did it nine times," Bill said.  "The second 
night, eight times.  The third night, seven times.  The fourth night, six 
times.  The fifth night, five times.  The sixth night, four times, and the 
last night, nothing!"
	"Nothing?" his pal asked.  "How come?"
	"Hey, you ever tried putting a marshmallow in a parking meter?"
