INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16166,41,'\nThere once was a man from Nantucket\nWhose dick was so long he could suck it.\n\tHe said with a grin\n\tAs he wiped off his chin,\n\"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16167,41,'\nThere once was a man from Racine,\nWho invented a screwing machine.\n\tBoth concave and convex,\n\tIt could please either sex,\nBut, oh, what a bastard to clean!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16168,41,'\nThere once was a man from Sandem\nWho was making his girl on a tandem.\n\tAt the peak of the make\n\tShe jammed on the brake\nAnd scattered his semen at random.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16169,41,'\nThere once was a man from Sydney\nWho could put it up to her kidney.\n\tBut the man from Quebec\n\tPut it up to her neck;\nHe had a big one, now didn\'t he?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16170,41,'\nThere once was a man named Eugene\nWho invented a screwing machine\n\tConcave and convex\n\tIt served either sex\nAnd it played with itself in between.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16171,41,'\nThere once was a man named McGruder,\nWho canoed with a girl in Bermuder.\n\tBut the girl thought it crude,\n\tTo be wooed in the nude,\nSo McGru took an oar and subduder.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16172,41,'\nThere once was a man named McSweeny\nWho spilled lots of gin on his weeney\n\tSo just to be couth\n\tHe added vermouth\nAnd slipped his best girl a martini.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16173,41,'\nThere once was a man named Parridge\nWith peculiar views on marriage.\n\tHe sucked off his brother,\n\tFucked his own mother,\nAnd gobbled his sister\'s miscarriage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16174,41,'\nThere once was a man with a hernia\nWho said to his doctor, \"Gol dern ya,\n\tWhen you work on my middle\n\tBe sure you don\'t fiddle\nWith things that do not concern ya.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16175,41,'\nThere once was a member of Mensa\nWho was a most excellent fencer.\n\tThe sword that he used\n\tWas his -- (line is refused,\nAnd has now been removed by the censor).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16176,41,'\nThere once was a miner named Dave,\nWho kept a dead whore in his cave.\n\tShe was ugly as shit,\n\tAnd missing one tit,\nBut think of the money he saves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16177,41,'\nThere once was a monk of Camyre\nWho was seized with a carnal desire\n\tAnd the primary cause\n\tWas the abbess\'s drawers\nWhich were hung up to dry by the fire.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16178,41,'\nThere once was a newspaper vendor,\nA person of dubious gender.\n\tHe would charge one-and-two\n\tFor permission to view\nHis remarkable double pudenda.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16179,41,'\nThere once was a plumber from Leigh,\nWho was plumbing his maid by the sea,\n\tSaid she, \"Please stop plumbing,\n\tI think someone\'s coming!\"\nSaid he, \"Yes, love, I know that, it\'s me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16180,41,'\nThere once was a pretty young Mrs.\nWhose tearful but short story thrs.\n\tHer mind lost its grasp --\n\tNow she thinks she\'s an asp\nAnd just sits in the corner and hrs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16181,41,'\nThere once was a queen of Bulgaria\nWhose bush had grown hairier and hairier,\n\tTill a prince from Peru\n\tWho came up for a screw\nHad to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16182,41,'\nThere once was a reverend at Kings\nWhose mind \'twas on heavenly things.\n\tBut his heart was on fire\n\tFor a boy in the choir\nWhose buns were like jelly on springs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16183,41,'\nThere once was a sad Maitre d\'hotel\nWho said, \"They can all go to hell!\n\tWhat they do to my wife --\n\tWhy it ruins my life;\nAnd the worst is they all do it well.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16184,41,'\nThere once was a sailor named Gasted,\nA swell guy, as long as he lasted,\n\tHe could jerk himself off\n\tIn a basket, aloft,\nOr a breeches-buoy swung from the masthead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16185,41,'\nThere once was a Scot named McAmeter\nWith a tool of prodigious diameter.\n\tIt was not the size\n\tThat cause such surprise;\n\'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16186,41,'\nThere once was a son-of-a-bitch,\nNeither clever, nor handsome, nor rich,\n\tYet the girls he would dazzle,\n\tAnd fuck to a frazzle,\nAnd then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16187,41,'\nThere once was a spaceman named Spock\nWho had a huge Vulcanized cock.\n\tA girl from Missouri\n\tWhose name was Uhura\nJust fainted away from the shock.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16188,41,'\nThere once was a Swede in Minneapolis,\nDiscovered his sex life was hapless:\n\tThe more he would screw\n\tThe more he\'d want to,\nAnd he feared he would soon be quite sapless.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16189,41,'\nThere once was a Usenetter named Mark,\nWhose gender was kept in the dark.\n\tHe/she/it said with a nod,\n\t\"My ancestors were odd!\"\nDid Noah need two for the ark?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16190,41,'\nThere once was a whore from Regina\nWho had a stupendous vagina.\n\tTo save herself time,\n\tShe had six at a time,\nAnd another one working behind her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16191,41,'\nThere once was a woman from Arden\nWho sucked off a man in a garden.\n\tHe said, \"My dear Flo,\n\tWhere does all that stuff go?\"\nAnd she said, \"[Swallow hard] I beg pardon?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16192,41,'\nThere once was a yokel of Beaconsfield\nEngaged to look after the deacon\'s field,\n\tBut he lurked in the ditches\n\tAnd diddled the bitches\nWho happened to cross that antique \'un\'s field.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16193,41,'\nThere once was a young fellow named Blaine,\nAnd he screwed some disgusting old jane.\n\tShe was ugly and smelly,\n\tWith an awful pot-belly,\nBut... well, they were caught in the rain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16194,41,'\nThere once was a young girl from Natchez\nWho chanced to be born with two snatches\n\tShe often said, \"Shit!\n\tI\'d give either tit\nFor a guy with equipment that matches.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16195,41,'\nThere once was a young man from Boston\nWho drove around town in an Austin,\n\tThere was room for his ass,\n\tAnd a gallon of gas,\nSo he hung out his balls and he lost \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16196,41,'\nThere once was a young man from France\nWho waited ten years for his chance;\nThen he muffed it...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16197,41,'\nThere once was a young man from Yuma\nWho attempted sex with a puma\n\tHe gave up real quick\n\tMinus nose, toes, and prick\nIn obvious pain and ill huma.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16198,41,'\nThere once was a young man from Yuma,\nWho told an elephant joke to a puma.\n\tNow his dry bleached bones lie,\n\tUnder hot Asian skies,\n\'Cause the puma had no sense of huma.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16199,41,'\nThere once was a young man named Clyde\nWho fell in an outhouse, and died.\n\tHe had a twin brother\n\tWho fell in another\nAnd now they\'re interred side by side.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16200,41,'\nThere once was a young man named Gene,\nWho invented a screwing machine.\n\tConcave and convex,\n\tIt served either sex,\nAnd it played with itself inbetween.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16201,41,'\nThere once was a young man named Lancelot\nWhom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot\n\tFor when he should pass\n\tA desirable lass\nThe front of his pants would advance a lot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16202,41,'\nThere once was an Arpanet freak,\nWho better response-time did seek.\n\tHe searched coast to coast,\n\tFor a reliable host,\nWhose logger took less than a week.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16203,41,'\nThere once was an old man from Esser,\nWho\'s knowledge grew lesser and lesser.\n\tIt at last grew so small,\n\tHe knew nothing at all,\nAnd now he\'s a College Professor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16204,41,'\nThere once was an old man from Esser,\nWhose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.\n\tIt at last grew so small,\n\tHe knew nothing at all,\nAnd now he\'s a College Professor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16205,41,'\nThere once were two brothers named Luntz\nWho buggered each other at once.\n\tWhen asked to account\n\tFor this intricate mount,\nThey said, \"Ass-holes are tighter than cunts.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16206,41,'\nThere once were two women from Birmingham.\nAnd this is the story concerning \'em.\n\tThey lifted the frock\n\tAnd fondled the cock\nOf the bishop as he was confirming \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16207,41,'\nThere was a bluestocking in Florence\nWrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,\n\tTill a Spanish grandee,\n\tGot her off with his knee,\nAnd she burned all her works with abhorrence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16208,41,'\nThere was a family named Doe,\nAn ideal family to know.\n\tAs father screwed mother,\n\tShe said, \"You\'re heavier than brother.\"\nAnd he said, \"Yes, Sis told me so!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16209,41,'\nThere was a fat lady of China\nWho\'d a really enormous vagina,\n\tAnd when she was dead\n\tThey painted it red,\nAnd used it for docking a liner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16210,41,'\nThere was a fat man from Rangoon\nWhose prick was much like a ballon.\n\tHe tried hard to ride her\n\tAnd when finally inside her\nShe thought she was pregnant too soon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16211,41,'\nThere was a gay countess of Bray,\nAnd you may think it odd when I say,\n\tThat in spite of high station,\n\tRank and education,\nShe always spelled cunt with a \'k\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16212,41,'\nThere was a gay dog from Ontario\nWho fancied himself a Lothario.\n\tAt a wench\'s glance\n\tHe\'d snatch off his pants\nAnd make for her Mons Venerio.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16213,41,'\nThere was a gay parson of Norton\nWhose prick, although thick, was a short \'un.\n\tTo make up for this loss,\n\tHe had balls like a horse,\nAnd never spent less than a quartern.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16214,41,'\nThere was a gay parson of Tooting\nWhose roe he was frequently shooting,\n\tTill he married a lass\n\tWith a face like my arse,\nAnd a cunt you could put a top-boot in.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16215,41,'\nThere was a girl from Aberystwyth\nWho brought grain to the mill to get grist with.\n\tThe miller\'s son Jack\n\tLaid her flat on her back\nAnd united the organs they pissed with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16216,41,'\nThere was a lewd fellow named Duff\nWho loved to dive deep in the muff.\n\tWith his head in a whirl\n\tHe said, \"Spread it, Pearl;\nI cunt get enough of the stuff!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16217,41,'\nThere was a man from Mich.\nWho used to wish and wich.\n\tThat spring would come\n\tSo he could bum\nAround and go out fich.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16218,41,'\nThere was a pianist named Liszt\nWho played with one hand while he pissed,\n\tBut as he grew older\n\tHis technique grew bolder,\nAnd in concert jacked off with his fist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16219,41,'\nThere was a poor parson from Goring,\nWho made a small hole in his flooring,\n\tFur-lined it all round,\n\tThen laid on the ground,\nAnd declared it was cheaper than whoring.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16220,41,'\nThere was a strong man of Drumrig\nWho one day did seven times frig.\n\tHe buggered three sailors,\n\tFour dogs and two tailors,\nAnd ended by fucking a pig.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16221,41,'\nThere was a teenager named Donna\nWho never said, \"No, I don\'t wanna.\"\n\tTwo days out of three\n\tShe would shoot LSD,\nAnd on weekends she smoked marijuana.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16222,41,'\nThere was a young belle of old Natchez\nWhose garments were always in patchez.\n\tWhen comment arose\n\tOn the state of her clothes\nShe, drawled, \"When ah itchez, ah scratchez.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16223,41,'\nThere was a young blade from South Greece\nWhose bush did so greatly increase\n\tThat before he could shack\n\tHe must hunt needle in stack.\n\'Twas as bad as being obese.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16224,41,'\nThere was a young bride of Antigua\nWhose husband said, \"Dear me, how big you are!\"\n\tSaid the girl, \"What damn\'d rot!\n\tWhy, you\'ve only felt my twot,\nMy legs and my arse and my figua!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16225,41,'\nThere was a young bride, a Canuck,\nTold her husband, \"Let\'s do more than suck.\n\tYou say that I, maybe,\n\tCan have my first baby--\nLet\'s give up this Frenchin\' and fuck!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16226,41,'\nThere was a young chap in Arabia\nWho courted a widow named Fabia.\n\t\"Yes, my tongue is as long\n\t As the average man\'s dong,\"\nHe said, licking the lips of her labia.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16227,41,'\nThere was a young cook with the art\nOf making a delicious tart\n\tWith a handful of shit,\n\tSome snot and some spit,\nAnd he\'d flavor the whole with a fart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16228,41,'\nThere was a young curate whose brain\nWas deranged from the use of cocaine;\n\tHe lured a small child\n\tTo a copse dark and wild,\nWhere he beat it to death with his cane.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16229,41,'\nThere was a young damsel named Baker\nWho was poked in a pew by a Quaker.\n\tHe yelled, \"My God!  what\n\tDo you call this -- a twat?\nWhy, the entrance is more than an acre!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16230,41,'\nThere was a young dolly named Molly\nWho thought that to frig was a folly.\n\tSaid she, \"Your pee-pee\n\tMeans nothing to me,\nBut I\'ll do it just to be jolly.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16231,41,'\nThere was a young fellow called Clyde\nWho fell in an outhouse and died.\n\tHe had a twin brother\n\tWho fell in another\nSo now they\'re interred side by side.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16232,41,'\nThere was a young fellow from Cal.,\nIn bed with a passionate gal.\n\tHe leapt from the bed,\n\tTo the toilet he sped;\nSaid the gal, \"What about me, old pal?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16233,41,'\nThere was a young fellow from Florida\nWho liked a friend\'s wife, so he borrowed her.\n\tWhen they got into bed\n\tHe cried, \"God strike me dead!\nThis ain\'t a cunt -- it\'s a corridor!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16234,41,'\nThere was a young fellow from Kent\nWhose cock was so long that it bent\n\tTo save himself trouble\n\tHe put it in double\nAnd instead of coming, he went.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16235,41,'\nThere was a young fellow from Leeds\nWho swallowed a package of seeds.\n\tGreat tufts of grass\n\tSprouted out of his ass\nAnd his balls were all covered with weeds.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16236,41,'\nThere was a young fellow from Parma\nWho was solemnly screwing his charmer.\n\tSaid the damsel demure,\n\t\"You\'ll excuse me, I\'m sure,\nBut I must say you fuck like a farmer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16237,41,'\nThere was a young fellow name Tucker\nWho, instructing a novice cock-sucker,\n\tSaid, \"Don\'t bow out your lips\n\tLike an elephant\'s hips,\nThe boys like it best when they pucker.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16238,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Ades\nWhose favorite fruit was young maids.\n\tBut sheep, nigger boys, whores,\n\tAnd the knot holes in doors\nWere by no means exempt from his raids.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16239,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Babbitt\nWho could screw nine times like a rabbit,\n\tBut a girl from Johore\n\tCould do it twice more,\nWhich was just enough extra to crab it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16240,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Bill,\nWho took an atomic pill,\n\tHis navel corroded,\n\tHis asshole exploded,\nAnd they found his nuts in Brazil.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16241,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Blaine,\nAnd he screwed some disgusting old jane.\n\tShe was ugly and smelly\n\tWith an awful pot-belly,\nBut... well, they were caught in the rain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16242,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Bliss\nWhose sex life was strangely amiss,\n\tFor even with Venus\n\tHis recalcitrant penis\nWould never do better than t\n\t\t\t   h\n\t\t\t   i\n\t\t\t   s\n\t\t\t   .\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16243,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Bowen\nWhose pecker kept growin\' and growin\'.\n\tIt grew so tremendous,\n\tSo long and so pendulous,\n\'Twas no good for fuckin\' -- just showin\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16244,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Brewer\nWhose girl made her home in a sewer.\n\tThus he, the poor soul,\n\tCould get into her hole,\nAnd still not be able to screw her!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16245,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Case\nWho entered a cunt-lapping race.\n\tHe licked his way clean\n\tThrough Number thirteen,\nBut then slipped and got pissed in the face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16246,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Charteris\nPut his hand where his young lady\'s garter is.\n\tSaid she, \"I don\'t mind,\n\tAnd higher up you\'ll find\nThe place where my fucker and farter is.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16247,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Cribbs\nWhose cock was so big it had ribs.\n\tThey were inches apart,\n\tAnd to suck it took art,\nWhile to fuck it took forty-two trips.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16248,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Dick\nWho had a magnificent prick.\n\tIt was shaped like a prism\n\tAnd shot so much gism\nIt made every cocksucker sick.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16249,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Feeney\nWhose girl was a terrible meany.\n\tThe hatch of her snatch\n\tHad a catch that would latch\n-- She could only be screwed by Houdini.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16250,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Fletcher,\nWas reputed an infamous lecher.\n\tWhen he\'d take on a whore\n\tShe\'d need a rebore,\nAnd they\'d carry him out on a stretcher.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16251,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Fyfe\nWhose marriage was ruined for life,\n\tFor he had an aversion\n\tTo every perversion,\nAnd only liked fucking his wife.\n\nWell, one year the poor woman struck,\nAnd she wept, and she cursed at her luck,\n\tAnd said, \"Where have you gotten us\n\tWith your goddamn monotonous\nFuck after fuck after fuck?\n\n\"I once knew a harlot named Lou --\nAnd a versatile girl she was, too.\n\tAfter ten years of whoredom\n\tShe perished of boredom\nWhen she married a jackass like you!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16252,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Gene\nWho first picked his asshole quite clean.\n\tHe next picked his toes,\n\tAnd lastly his nose,\nAnd he never did wash in between.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16253,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Gluck\nWho found himself shit out of luck.\n\tThough he petted and wooed,\n\tWhen he tried to get screwed\nHe found virgins just don\'t give a fuck.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16254,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Goody\nWho claimed that he wouldn\'t, but would he?\n\tIf he found himself nude\n\tWith a gal in the mood\nThe question\'s not woody but could he?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16255,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Grant\nWho was made like the sensitive plant.\n\tWhen they asked \"Do you fuck?\"\n\tHe replied, \"No such luck.\nI would if I could, but I can\'t.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16256,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Grimes\nWho fucked his girl seventeen times\n\tIn the course of a week --\n\tAnd this isn\'t to speak\nOf assorted venereal crimes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16257,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Harry,\nHad a joint that was long, huge and scary.\n\tHe grabbed him a virgin,\n\tWho, without any urgin\',\nImmediately spread like a fairy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16258,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Hatch\nWho was fond of the music of Bach.\n\tHe said: \"It\'s not fussy\n\tLike Brahms and Debussy;\nSit down, and I\'ll play you a snatch.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16259,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Kimble\nWhose prick was exceedingly nimble,\n\tBut fragile and slender,\n\tAnd dainty and tender,\nSo he kept it encased in a thimble.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16260,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Meek\nWho invented a lingual technique.\n\tIt drove women frantic,\n\tAnd made them romantic,\nAnd wore all the hair off his cheek.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16261,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Morgan\nWho possessed an unusual organ:\n\tThe end of his dong,\n\tWhich was nine inches long,\nWas tipped with the head of a gorgon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16262,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Paul\nWho confessed, \"I have only one ball.\n\tBut the size of my prick\n\tIs God\'s dirtiest trick,\nFor my girls always ask, \'Is that all?\'\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16263,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Pell\nWho didn\'t like cunt very well.\n\tHe would finger or fuck one,\n\tBut never would suck one--\nHe just couldn\'t get used to the smell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16264,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Price\nWho dabbled in all sorts of vice.\n\tHe had virgins and boys\n\tAnd mechanical toys,\nAnd on Mondays... he meddled with mice!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16265,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Prynne\nWhose prick was so short and so thin,\n\tHis wife found she needed\n\tA Fuckoscope -- she did --\nTo see if he\'d gotten it in.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16266,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Skinner\nWho took a young lady to dinner\n\tAt a quarter to nine,\n\tThey sat down to dine,\nAt twenty to ten it was in her.\nThe dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner.\n\nThere was a young fellow named Tupper\nWho took a young lady to supper.\n\tAt a quarter to nine,\n\tThey sat down to dine,\nAnd at twenty to ten it was up her.\nNot the supper -- not Tupper -- It was some son-of-a-bitch named Skinner!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16267,41,'\nThere was a young fellow named Sweeney,\nWhose girl was a terrible meanie,\n\tThe hatch of her snatch,\n\tHad a catch that would latch,\nShe could only be screwed by Houdini.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16268,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Burma\nWhose betrothed had good reason to murmur.\n\tBut now that he\'s married he\'s\n\tBeen using cantharides\nAnd the root of their love is much firmer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16269,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Greenwich\nWhose balls were all covered with spinach.\n\tHe had such a tool\n\tIt was wound on a spool,\nAnd he reeled it out inich by inich.\n\nBut this tale has an unhappy finich,\nFor due to the sand in the spinach\n\tHis ballocks grew rough\n\tAnd wrecked his wife\'s muff,\nAnd scratched up her thatch in the scrimmage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16270,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Harrow\nWhose john was the size of a marrow.\n\tHe said to his tart,\n\t\"How\'s this for a start?\nMy balls are outside in a barrow.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16271,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Kent\nWhose prick was so long that it bent,\n\tSo to save himself trouble\n\tHe put it in double,\nAnd instead of coming he went.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16272,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Mayence\nWho fucked his own arse in defiance\n\tNot only of custom\n\tAnd morals, dad-bust him,\nBut of most of the known laws of science.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16273,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Perth\nWhose balls were the finest on earth.\n\tThey grew to such size\n\tThat one won a prize,\nAnd goodness knows what they were worth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16274,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Strensall\nWhose prick was as sharp as a pencil.\n\tOn the night of his wedding\n\tIt went through the bedding,\nAnd shattered the chamber utensil.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16275,41,'\nThere was a young fellow of Warwick\nWho had reason for feeling euphoric,\n\tFor he could by election\n\tHave triune erection:\nIonic, Corinthian, and Doric.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16276,41,'\nThere was a young fellow whose dong\nWas prodigiously massive and long.\n\tOn each side of his whang\n\tTwo testes did hang\nThat attracted a curious throng.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16277,41,'\nThere was a young gaucho named Bruno\nWho said, \"Screwing is one thing I do know.\n\tA woman is fine,\n\tAnd a sheep is divine,\nBut a llama is Numero Uno.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16278,41,'\nThere was a young German named Ringer\nWho was screwing an opera singer.\n\tSaid he with a grin,\n\t\"Well, I\'ve sure got it in!\"\nSaid she, \"You mean that ain\'t your finger?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16279,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Annista\nWho dated a lecherous mister.\n\tHe fondled her titty,\n\tGot one finger shitty,\nThen screwed up his courage and kissed \'er.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16280,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Decatur\nWho was raped by an alligator.\n\tBut no one quite knew\n\tHow she relished that screw,\nFor after he screwed her, he ate her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16281,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Dundee,\nFrom her fanny there grew a plum tree.\n\tNo one ate the nice fruit,\n\tTo tell you the truth,\nBecause they knew it came from her tooty-toot-toot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16282,41,'\nThere was a young girl from East Lynn\nWhose mother ( to save her from sin )\n\tHad filled up her crack\n\tWith hard-setting shellac,\nBut the boys picked it out with a pin.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16283,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Hong Kong\nWho said, \"You are utterly wrong\n\tTo say my vagina\n\tIs the largest in China\nJust because of your mean little dong.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16284,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Hong Kong\nWhose cervical cap was a gong.\n\tShe said with a yell,\n\tAs a shot rang her bell,\n\"I\'ll give you a ding for a dong!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16285,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Medina\nWho could completely control her vagina.\n\tShe could twist it around\n\tLike the cunts that are found\nIn Japan, Manchukuo and China.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16286,41,'\nThere was a young girl from New York\nWho plugged up her cunt with a cork.\n\tA woodpecker or two\n\tMade the grade it is true,\nBut it totally baffled the stork.\n\nTill along came a man who presented\nA tool that was strangely indented.\n\tWith a dizzying twirl\n\tHe punctured that girl,\nAnd thus was the cork-screw invented.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16287,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Peru,\nWho noticed her lovers were few;\n\tSo she walked out her door\n\tWith a fig leaf, no more,\nAnd now she\'s in bed - with the flu.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16288,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Samoa\nWho pledged that no man would know her.\n\tOne young fellow tried,\n\tBut she wriggled aside,\nAnd he spilled all his spermatozoa.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16289,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Seattle,\nWhose hobby was sucking off cattle.\n\tBut a bull from the South\n\tShot a wad in her mouth\nThat made both her ovaries rattle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16290,41,'\nThere was a young girl from Siam\nWho said to her boyfriend Priam,\n\t\"To seduce me, of course,\n\tYou\'ll have to use force,\nAnd thank goodness you\'re stronger than I am.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16291,41,'\nThere was a young girl from St. Cyr\nWhose reflex reactions were queer.\n\tHer escort said, \"Mable,\n\tGet up off the table;\nThat money\'s to pay for the beer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16292,41,'\nThere was a young girl from St. Paul\nWho went to a newspaper ball.\n\tHer dress caught on fire\n\tAnd burnt her entire\nFront page and sport section and all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16293,41,'\nThere was a young girl from the Bronix\nWho had a vagina of onyx.\n\tShe had so much `tsoris\'\n\tWith her clitoris,\nShe traded it in for a Packard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16294,41,'\nThere was a young girl from the coast\nWho, just when she needed it most,\n\tLost her Kotex and bled\n\tAll over the bed,\nAnd the head and the beard of her host.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16295,41,'\nThere was a young girl in Berlin\nWho eked out a living through sin.\n\tShe didn\'t mind fucking,\n\tBut much preferred sucking,\nAnd she\'d wipe off the pricks on her chin.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16296,41,'\nThere was a young girl in Berlin\nWho was fucked by an elderly Finn.\n\tThough he diddled his best,\n\tAnd fucked her with zest,\nShe kept asking, \"Hey, Pop, is it in?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16297,41,'\nThere was a young girl in Dakota\nHad a letter from Ickes; he wrote her:\n\t\"In addition to gas\n\tWe are rationing ass,\nAnd you\'ve greatly exceeded your quota.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16298,41,'\nThere was a young girl name McKnight\nWho got drunk with her boy-friend one night.\n\tShe came to in bed,\n\tWith a split maidenhead--\nThat\'s the last time she ever was tight.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16299,41,'\nThere was a young girl named Ann Heuser\nWho swore that no man could surprise her.\n\tBut Pabst took a chance,\n\tFound a Schlitz in her pants,\nAnd now she is sadder Budweiser.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16300,41,'\nThere was a young girl named Heather\nWhose twitcher was made out of leather.\n\tShe made a queer noise,\n\tWhich attracted the boys,\nBy flapping the edges together.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16301,41,'\nThere was a young girl named McCall\nWhose cunt was exceedingly small,\n\tBut the size of her anus\n\tWas something quite heinous --\nIt could hold seven pricks and one ball.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16302,41,'\nThere was a young girl named O\'Clare\nWhose body was covered with hair.\n\tIt was really quite fun\n\tTo probe with one\'s gun,\nFor her quimmy might be anywhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16303,41,'\nThere was a young girl named O\'Malley\nWho wanted to dance in the ballet.\n\tShe got roars of applause\n\tWhen she kicked off her drawers,\nBut her hair and her bush didn\'t tally.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16304,41,'\nThere was a young girl named Sapphire\nWho succumbed to her lover\'s desire.\n\tShe said, \"It\'s a sin,\n\tBut now that it\'s in,\nCould you shove it a few inches higher?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16305,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Aberystwyth\nWho screwed every man that she kissed with.\n\tShe tickled the balls\n\tOf the men in the halls,\nAnd pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16306,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Aberystwyth\nWho took grain to the mill to get grist with.\n\tThe miller\'s sun, Jack,\n\tLaid her flat on her back,\nAnd united the organs they pissed with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16307,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Angina\nWho stretched catgut across her vagina.\n\tFrom the love-making frock\n\t(With the proper sized cock)\nCame Toccata and Fugue in D minor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16308,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Asturias\nWith a penchant for practices curious.\n\tShe loved to bat rocks\n\tWith her gentlemen\'s cocks --\nA practice both rude and injurious.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16309,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Batonger\nwho diddled herself with a conger,\n\tWhen asked how it feels\n\tTo be pleasured by eels\nShe said, \"Just like a man, only longer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16310,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Ca\'lina,\nHad a very capricious vagina:\n\tTo the shock of the fucker\n\t\"Twould suddenly pucker,\nAnd whistle the chorus of \"Dinah.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16311,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Cape Cod\nWho dreamt she\'d been buggered by God.\n\tBut it wasn\'t Jehovah\n\tThat turned the girl over,\n\'Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger,\n\tthe bugger, the bastard, the sod!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16312,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Cape Town\nWho usually fucked with a clown.\n\tHe taught her the trick\n\tOf sucking his prick,\nAnd when it went up -- she went down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16313,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Coxsaxie\nWhose skirt was more mini than maxi.\n\tShe was fucked at the show\n\tIn the twenty-third row,\nAnd once more going home in the taxi.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16314,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Darjeeling\nWho could dance with such exquisite feeling\n\tThere was never a sound\n\tFor miles around\nSave of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16315,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Des Moines\nWhose cunt could be fitted with coins,\n\tTill a guy from Hoboken\n\tWent and dropped in a token,\nAnd now she rides free on the ferry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16316,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Detroit\nWho at fucking was very adroit:\n\tShe could squeeze her vagina\n\tTo a pin-point, or finer,\nOr open it out like a quoit.\n\nAnd she had a friend named Durand\nWhose cock could contract or expand.\n\tHe could diddle a midge\n\tOr the arch of a bridge --\nTheir performance together was grand!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16317,41,'\nThere was a young girl of East Lynne\nWhose mother, to save her from sin,\n\tHad filled up her crack,\n\tTo the brim with shellac,\nBut the boys picked it out with a pin.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16318,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Gibraltar\nWho was raped as she knelt at the altar.\n\tIt really seems odd\n\tThat a virtuous God\nShould answer her prayers and assault her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16319,41,'\nThere was a young girl of LLewellyn\nWhose breasts were as big as a melon.\n\tThey were big it is true,\n\tBut her cunt was big too,\nLike a bifocal, full-color, aerial view\nOf Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16320,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Mobile,\nWho hymen was made of chilled steel,\n\tTo give her a thrill,\n\tTook a rotary drill,\nOr a number nine emery wheel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16321,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Moline\nWhose fucking was sweet and obscene.\n\tShe would work on a prick\n\tWith every known trick,\nAnd finish by winking it clean.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16322,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Newcastle\nWhose charms were declared universal.\n\tWhile one man in front\n\tWired into her cunt,\nAnother was engaged at her arsehole.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16323,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Pawtucket\nWhose box was as big as a bucket.\n\tHer boy-friend said, \"Toots,\n\tI\'ll have to wear boots,\nFor I see I must muck it, not fuck it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16324,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Penzance\nWho boarded a bus in a trance.\n\tThe passengers fucked her,\n\tLikewise the conductor,\nWhile the driver shot off in his pants.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16325,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Pitlochry\nWho was had by a man in a rockery.\n\tShe said, \"Oh! You\'ve come\n\tAll over my bum;\nThis isn\'t a fuck -- it\'s a mockery.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16326,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Rangoon\nWho was blocked by the Man in the Moon.\n\t\"Well, it has been great fun,\"\n\tShe remarked when he\'d done,\n\"But I\'m sorry you came quite so soon.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16327,41,'\nThere was a young girl of Spitzbergen,\nWhose people all thought her a virgin,\n\tTill they found her in bed\n\tWith her twat very red,\nAnd the head of a kid just emergin\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16328,41,'\nThere was a young girl who begat\nThree babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.\n\tT\'was fun in the breeding\n\tBut hell in the feeding\nWhen she found there\'s no tit for Tat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16329,41,'\nThere was a young girl, very sweet,\nWho thought sailors\' meat quite a treat.\n\tWhen she sat on their lap\n\tShe unbuttoned their flap,\nAnd always had plenty to eat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16330,41,'\nThere was a young harlot from Kew\nWho filled her vagina with glue.\n\tShe said with a grin,\n\t\"If they pay to get in,\nThey\'ll pay to get out of it too.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16331,41,'\nThere was a young harlot named Schwartz\t\nWhose cock-pit was studded with warts,\n\tAnd they tickled so nice\n\tShe drew a high price\nFrom the studs at the summer resorts.\n\nHer pimp, a young fellow named Biddle,\nWas seldom hard up for a diddle,\n\tFor according to rumor\n\tHis tool had a tumor\nAnd a fine row of warts down the middle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16332,41,'\nThere was a young hayseed from Tiffan\nWhose cock would constantly stiffen.\n\tThe knob out in front\n\tAttracted foul cunt\nWhich he greatly delighted in sniffin\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16333,41,'\nThere was a young idler named Blood,\nMade a fortune performing at stud,\n\tWith a fifteen-inch peter,\n\tA double-beat metre,\nAnd a load like the Biblical Flood.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16334,41,'\nThere was a young Jew of Far Rockaway\nWhose screams could be heard for a block away.\n\tPerceiving his error,\n\tThe Rabbi in terror\nCried, \"God! I have cut his whole cock away!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16335,41,'\nThere was a young lad -- name of Durcan\nWho was always jerkin\' his gherkin.\n\tHis father said, \"Durcan\n\tStop jerkin\' your gherkin\nYour gherkin\'s for ferkin\', not jerkin\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16336,41,'\nThere was a young lad from Nahant\nWho was made like the Sensitve Plant.\n\tWhen asked, \"Do you fuck?\"\n\tHe replied, \"No such luck.\nI would if I could but I can\'t.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16337,41,'\nThere was a young lad from Siam,\nWhose sexlife was caught in a jam.\n\tHe loved them real small,\n\t\'Cause they\'re funner to ball,\nSo he went out and bought him a lamb!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16338,41,'\nThere was a young lad name of Durcan\nWho was always jerkin\' his gherkin.\n\tHis father said, \"Durcan!\n\tStop jerkin\' your gherkin!\nYour gherkin\'s for ferkin\', not jerkin\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16339,41,'\nThere was a young lad name of Ward\nWho strung himself up with a cord\n\tSaid he, of his work\n\t(Ere the rope snapped with a jerk)\n\"I am leaving because I am bored.\"\n\t\t- E.A. Guest\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16340,41,'\nThere was a young lad named McFee\nWho was stung in the balls by a bee\n\tHe made oodles of money\n\tBy oozing pure honey\nEvery time he attempted to pee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16341,41,'\nThere was a young lady at sea\nWho said, \"God, how it hurts me to pee.\"\n\t\"I see,\" said the mate,\n\t\"That accounts for the state\nOf the captain, the purser, and me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16342,41,'\nThere was a young lady called Ciss\nWho went to the river to piss.\n\tA young man in a punt\n\tPut his hand on her cunt;\nNo wonder she thought it was bliss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16343,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Bangor\nWho slept while the ship lay at anchor\n\tShe woke in dismay\n\tWhen she heard the mate say:\n\"Let\'s lift up the topsheet and spanker!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16344,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Bright,\nWhose speed was much faster than light.\n\tShe went out one day\n\tIn a relative way\nAnd returned on the previous night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16345,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Bristol\nWho went to the Palace called Crystal.\n\tSaid she, \"It\'s all glass,\n\tAnd as round as my ass,\"\nAnd she farted as loud as a pistol.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16346,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Brussels\nWho was proud of her vaginal muscles.\n\tShe could easily plex them\n\tAnd so interflex them\nAs to whistle love songs through her bustles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16347,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Drew\nWho ended her verse at line two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16348,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Dumfries\nWho said to her boyfriend, \"It\'s some freeze!\n\tMy navel\'s all bare,\n\tSo stick it in there,\nBefore both my legs and my bum freeze.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16349,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Exeter,\nSo pretty that men craned their necks at her.\n\tOne was even so brave\n\tAs to take out and wave\nThe distinguishing mark of his sex at her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16350,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Hyde\nWho ate a green apple and died.\n\tWhile her lover lamented\n\tThe apple fermented\nAnd made cider inside her inside.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16351,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Hyde\nWho ate a green apple and died.\n\tWhile her lover lamented\n\tThe apple fermented\nAnd made cider inside her inside.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16352,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Maine\nWho claimed she had men on her brain.\n\tBut you knew from the view,\n\tAs her abdomen grew,\nIt was not on her brain that he\'d lain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16353,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Munich\nWho had an affair with a eunuch.\n\tAt the height of their passion\n\tHe dealt her a ration\nFrom a squirt gun concealed in his tunic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16354,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Norway\nWho hung by her heels in a doorway.\n\tShe told her young man,\n\t\"Get off the divan,\nI think I\'ve discovered one more way \"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16355,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Prentice\nWho had an affair with a dentist.\n\tTo make things easier\n\tHe used anesthesia,\nAnd diddled her, `non compos mentis\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16356,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Rheims\nWho amazingly pissed in four streams.\n\tA friend poked around\n\tAnd a fly-button found\nLodged tight in her hole so it seems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16357,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Rio\nWho slept with the Fornier trio.\n\tAs she dropped her panties\n\tShe said, \"No andanties\nI want this allegro con brio.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16358,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Siam\nWho said to her lover, one Kiam,\n\t\"You may kiss me of course,\n\tBut you\'ll have to use force.\nThough god knows you\'re stronger than I am.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16359,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Spain\nWho demurely undressed on a train.\n\tA helpful young porter\n\tHelped more than he orter,\nAnd she promptly cried \"Help me again\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16360,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Spain\nWho got sick as she rode on a train;\n\tNot once, but again,\n\tAnd again, and again,\nAnd again, and again, and again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16361,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Spain\nWhose face was exceedingly plain,\n\tBut her cunt had a pucker\n\tThat made the men fuck her,\nAgain, and again, and again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16362,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Troy\nHad a moustache, just like a young boy\n\tThough it tickled to kiss\n\t\'Twas a source of much bliss\nWhen she used it to brush a man\'s toy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16363,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Wheeling\nWho claimed to lack sexual feeling.\n\tBut a cynic named Boris\n\tJust touched her clitoris\nAnd she had to be scraped off the ceiling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16364,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Wheeling\nWho had a peculiar feeling.\n\tShe laid on her back\n\tAnd tickled her crack\nAnd pissed all over the ceiling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16365,41,'\nThere was a young lady from Wooster\nWho complained that too many men gooster.\n\tSo she traded her scanties\n\tFor sandpaper panties,\nNow they goose her much less than they used \'ter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16366,41,'\nThere was a young lady in Reno,\nWho lost all her dough playing Keno.\n\tBut she lay on her back,\n\tAnd opened her crack,\nSo now she owns the Casino!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16367,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Alice\nWho was known to have peed in a chalice.\n\t\'Twas the common belief\n\tIt was done for relief,\nAnd not out of protestant malice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16368,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Astor\nWho never let any get past her.\n\tShe finally got plenty\n\tBy stopping twenty,\nWhich certainly ought to last her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16369,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Banker,\nWho slept while the ship lay at anchor,\n\tShe woke in dismay,\n\tWhen she heard the mate say,\n\"Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16370,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Blount\nWho had a rectangular cunt.\n\tShe learned for diversion\n\tPosterior perversion,\nSince no one could fit here in front.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16371,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Bower\nWho dwelt in an Ivory Tower.\n\tBut a poet from Perth\n\tLaid her flat on the earth,\nAnd proceeded with penis to plough her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16372,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Brent\nWith a cunt of enormous extent,\n\tAnd so deep and so wide,\n\tThe acoustics inside\nWere so good you could hear when you spent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16373,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Bright\nWho could travel much faster than light.\n\tShe took off one day,\n\tIn a relative way,\nAnd returned on the previous night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16374,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Brook\nWho never could learn how to cook.\n\tBut on a divan\n\tShe could please any man-\nShe knew every darn trick in the book!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16375,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Cager\nWho, as the result of a wager,\n\tConsented to fart\n\tThe entire oboe part\nOf Mozart\'s quartet in F major.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16376,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Ciss\nWho said, \"I think skating\'s a bliss \"\n\tBut she\'ll never restate,\n\tFor a wheel off her skate\n.siht ekil gnihtemos pu hsinif reh edaM\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16377,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Clair\nWho possessed a magnificent pair;\n\tAt least so I thought\n\tTill I saw one get caught\nOn a thorn, and begin losing air.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16378,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Dot\nWhose cunt was so terribly hot\n\tThat ten bishops of Rome\n\tAnd the Pope\'s private gnome\nFailed to quench her Vesuvial twat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16379,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Duff\nWith a lovely, luxuriant muff.\n\tIn his haste to get in her\n\tOne eager beginner\nLost both of his balls in the rough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16380,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Etta\nWho was constantly seen in a swetta.\n\tThree reasons she had:\n\tTo keep warm wasn\'t bad,\nBut the other two reasons were betta.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16381,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Fleager\nWho was terribly, terribly eager\n\tTo be all the rage\n\tOn the tragedy stage,\nThough her talents were pitifully meagre.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16382,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Flo\nWhose lover had pulled out too slow.\n\tSo they tried it all night,\n\tTill he got it just right...\nWell, practice makes pregnant, you know.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16383,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Flynn\nWho thought fornication a sin,\n\tBut when she was tight\n\tIt seemed quite all right,\nSo everyone filled her with gin.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16384,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Gilda\nWho went on a date with a builder.\n\tHe said that he would,\n\tAnd he could and he should,\nAnd he did and it damn well near killed her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16385,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Gloria\nWho was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier,\n\tAnd then by six men,\n\tSir Gerald again,\nAnd the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16386,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Gloria,\nWhose boyfriend said, \"May I explore ya?\"\n\tShe replied to the chap,\n\t\"I\'ll draw you a map,\nOf where others have been to before ya.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16387,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Grace\nWho would not take a prick in her \"place.\"\n\tThough she\'d kiss it and suck it,\n\tShe never would fuck it--\nShe just couldn\'t relax face-to-face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16388,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Hall,\nWore a newspaper dress to a ball.\n\tThe dress caught on fire\n\tAnd burned her entire\nFront page, sporting section, and all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16389,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Hatch\nWho would always come through in a scratch.\n\tIf a guy wouldn\'t neck her,\n\tShe\'d grab up his pecker\nAnd shove the damn thing up her snatch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16390,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Mabel\nWho liked to sprawl out on the table,\n\tThen cry to her man,\n\t\"Stuff in all you can --\nGet your ballocks in, too, if you\'re able.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16391,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Mandel\nWho caused quite a neighborhood scandal\n\tBy coming out bare\n\tOn the main village square\nAnd frigging herself with a candle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16392,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Maud,\nA terrible society fraud:\n\tIn company, I\'m told,\n\tShe was distant and cold,\nBut if you got her alone, Oh God!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16393,41,'\nThere was a young lady named May\nWho strolled in a park by the way,\n\tAnd she met a youg man\n\tWho fucked her and ran --\nNow she goes to the park every day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16394,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Nance\nWho learned about fucking in France,\n\tAnd when you\'d insert it\n\tShe\'d squeeze till she hurt it,\nAnd shoved it right back in your pants.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16395,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Nelly\nWhose tits would jiggle like jelly.\n\tThey could tickle her twat\n\tOr be tied in a knot,\nAnd could even swat flies on her belly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16396,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Ransom\nWho was rogered three times in a hansom\n\tWhen she cried out for more\n\tSaid a voice from the floor,\n\"My name, ma\'am, is Simpson, not Samson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16397,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Riddle\nWho had an untouchable middle.\n\tShe had many friends\n\tBecause of her ends,\nSince it isn\'t the middle you diddle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16398,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Rose\nWho fainted whenever she chose;\n\tShe did so one day\n\tWhile playing croquet,\nBut was quickly revived with a hose.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16399,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Rose\nWith erogenous zones in her toes.\n\tShe remained onanistic\n\tTill a foot-fetishistic\nYoung man became one of her beaux.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16400,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Schneider\nWho often kept trysts with a spider.\n\tShe found a strange bliss,\n\tIn the hiss of her piss,\nAs it strained through the cobwebs inside her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16401,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Smith\nWhose virtue was largely a myth.\n\tShe said, \"Try as I can\n\tI can\'t find a man\nWho it\'s fun to be virtuous with.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16402,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Twiss\nWho said she thought fucking a bliss,\n\tFor it tickled her bum\n\tAnd caused her to come\n.siht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16403,41,'\nThere was a young lady named Wylde\nWho kept herself quite undefiled\n\tBy thinking of Jesus;\n\tContagious diseases;\nAnd the bother of having a child.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16404,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Arden,\nThe tool of whose swain wouldn\'t harden.\n\tSaid she with a frown,\n\t\"I\'ve been sadly let down\nBy the tool of a fool in a garden.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16405,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Bicester\nWho was nicer by far than her sister:\n\tThe sister would giggle\n\tAnd wiggle and jiggle,\nBut this one would come if you kissed her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16406,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Brabant\nWho slept with an impotent savant.\n\tShe admitted, \"We shouldn\'t,\n\tBut it turned out he couldn\'t-\nSo you can\'t say we have when we haven\'t.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16407,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Bude\nWho walked down the street in the nude.\n\tA bobby said, \"Whattum\n\tMagnificent bottom!\"\nAnd slapped it as hard as he could.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16408,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Carmia\nWhose housekeeping ways would alarm ya.\n\tAt every cold snap\n\tShe would climb in your lab,\nSo her little base burner could warm ya.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16409,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Dee\nWho went down to the river to pee.\n\tA man in a punt\n\tPut his hand on her cunt,\nAnd God! how I wish it were me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16410,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Dee\nWhose hymen was split into three.\n\tAnd when she was diddled\n\tThe middle string fiddled :\n\"Nearer My God To Thee.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16411,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Dexter\nWhose husband exceedingly vexed her,\n\tFor whenever they\'d start\n\tHe\'d unfailingly fart\nWith a blast that damn nearly unsexed her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16412,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Dover\nWhose passion was such that it drove her\n\tTo cry, when you came,\n\t\"Oh dear!  What a shame!\nWell, now we shall have to start over.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16413,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Ealing\nAnd her lover before her was kneeling.\n\tSaid she, \"Dearest Jim,\n\tTake your hands off my quim;\nI much prefer fucking to feeling.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16414,41,'\nThere was a young lady of fashion\nWho had oodles and oodles of passion.\n\tTo her lover she said,\n\tAs  they climbed into bed,\n\"Here\'s one thing the bastards can\'t ration!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16415,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Fez\nWho was known to the public as \"Jez.\"\n\tJezebel was her name,\n\tSucking cocks was the game\nShe excelled at (so everyone says).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16416,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Gaza\nWho shaved her cunt bare with a razor.\n\tThe crabs, in a lump,\n\tMade tracks to her rump --\nThis passing parade did amaze her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16417,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Gloucester\nWhose friends they thought they had lost her\n\tTill they found on the grass\n\tThe marks of her arse,\nAnd the knees of the man who had crossed her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16418,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Gloucester,\nMet a passionate fellow who tossed her.\n\tShe wasn\'t much hurt,\n\tBut he dirtied her skirt,\nSo think of the anguish it cost her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16419,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Kent,\nWho admitted she knew what it meant\n\tWhen men asked her to dine,\n\tAnd plied her with wine,\nShe knew, oh she knew -- but she went!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16420,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Lee\nWho scrambled up into a tree,\n\tWhen she got there\n\tHer arsehole was bare,\nAnd so was her C U N T.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16421,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Lincoln\nWho said that her cunt was a pink\'un,\n\tSo she had a prick lent her\n\tWhich turned it magenta,\nThis artful old lady of Lincoln.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16422,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Natchez\nWho chanced to be born with two snatches,\n\tAnd she often said, \"Shit!\n\tWhy, I\'d give either tit\nFor a man with equipment that matches.\"\n\nThere was a young fellow named Locke\nWho was born with a two-headed cock.\n\tWhen he\'d fondle the thing\n\tIt would rise up and sing\nAn antiphonal chorus by Bach.\n\nBut whether these two ever met\nHas not been recorded as yet,\n\tStill, it would be diverting\n\tTo see him inserting\nHis whang while it sang a duet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16423,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Norway\nWho hung by her toes in a doorway.\n\tShe said to her beau\n\t\"Just look at me, Joe!\nI think I\'ve discovered one more way!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16424,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Rhyll\nIn an omnibus was taken ill,\n\tSo she called the conductor,\n\tWho got in and fucked her,\nWhich did more good than a pill.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16425,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Spain\nWho was fucked by a monk in a drain.\n\tThey did it again\n\tAnd again and again,\nAnd again and again and again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16426,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Twickenham\nWho thought men had not enough prick in \'em.\n\tOn her knees every day\n\tTo God she would pray\nTo lengthen and strengthen and thicken \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16427,41,'\nThere was a young lady of Wheeling\nSaid to her beau, \"I\'ve a feeling\n\tMy little brown jug\n\tHas need of a plug\" --\nAnd straightaway she started to peeling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16428,41,'\nThere was a young lady who said,\nAs her bridegroom got into the bed,\n\t\"I\'m tired of this stunt,\n\tThat they do with one\'s cunt,\nYou can get up my bottom instead.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16429,41,'\nThere was a young lady whose cunt\nCould accomodate a small punt.\n\tHer mother said, \"Annie,\n\tIt matches your fanny,\nWhich never was that of a runt.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16430,41,'\nThere was a young lady whose thighs,\nWhen spread showed a slit of such size,\n\tAnd so deep and so wide,\n\tYou could play cards inside,\nMuch to her bridegroom\'s surprise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16431,41,'\nThere was a young lass from Surat.\nThe cheeks of her ass were so fat\n\tThat they had to be parted\n\tWhenever she farted,\nAnd also whenever she shat.\t\t\t\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16432,41,'\nThere was a young laundress named Wrangle\nWhose tits tilted up at an angle.\n\t\"They may tickle my chin,\"\n\tShe said with a grin,\n\"But at least they keep out of the mangle.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16433,41,'\nThere was a young maiden from Osset\nWhose quim was nine inches across it.\n\tSaid a young man named Tong,\n\tWith tool nine inches long,\n\"I\'ll put bugger-in if I loss it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16434,41,'\nThere was a young man from Bear Ridge\nWho had strange ideas about marriage.\n\tHe fucked his wife\'s mother\n\tAnd sucked off her brother\nAnd ate up her sister\'s miscarriage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16435,41,'\nThere was a young man from Bel-Aire\nWho was screwing his girl on the stair.\n\tBut the banister broke\n\tSo he doubled his stroke\nAnd finished her off in mid-air.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16436,41,'\nThere was a young man from Bengal\nWho claimed he had only one ball,\n\tBut two little bitches\n\tPulled down this man\'s breeches\nAnd proved he had nothing at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16437,41,'\nThere was a young man from Biloxi\nWhose bowels responded to Moxie.\n\tDrinking glass after glass,\n\tHe would tune up his ass,\nTill he played like the band at the Roxy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16438,41,'\nThere was a young man from Bombay\nWho fashioned a cunt out of clay\n\tBut the heat of his prick\n\tTurned it into a brick\nAnd rubbed all his foreskin away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16439,41,'\nThere was a young man from Boston\nWho rode around in an Austin.\n\tThere was room for his ass\n\tAnd a gallon of gas,\nBut his balls hung out and he lost \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16440,41,'\nThere was a young man from Brazil,\nAnd a lady who\'d not take the pill,\n\tThey lay on the sofa,\n\tAnd a <$H12{ot]{ok]{ob{o[]{oR{oK{oDpo~po~pot~poe~{ o!po~po~poq~\nn~po_~{o[po\t ~poz~pok~po\\~{o\n8]{o/pomF~po^~{opoh~poY~{opoc~poT~{op~po^~poO~{o[~poY~ poJ~{oF~poT~poE~{o1~\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16441,41,'\nThere was a young man from Calcutta\nWho was heard in his beard to mutter,\n\t\"If her Bartholin glands\n\tDon\'t respond to my hands,\nI\'m afraid I shall have to use butter.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16442,41,'\nThere was a young man from Dallas\nWho had an exceptional phallus.\n\tHe couldn\'t find room\n\tIn any girl\'s womb\nWithout rubbing it first with Vitalis.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16443,41,'\nThere was a young man from Dundee\nWho buggered an ape in a tree.\n\tThe results were quite horrid:\n\tAll ass and no forehead,\nThree balls and a purple goatee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16444,41,'\nThere was a young man from East Lizes\nWhose balls were of two different sizes\n\tOne was so small\n\tIt was no ball at all\nThe other was large and won prizes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16445,41,'\nThere was a young man from East Wubley\nWhose cock was bifurcated doubly.\n\tEach quadruplicate shaft\n\tHad two balls hanging aft,\nAnd the general effect was quite lovely.\n\nThere was a young man from Hong Kong\nWho had a trifurcated prong:\n\tA small one for sucking,\n\tA large one for fucking,\nAnd a `boney\' for beating a gong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16446,41,'\nThere was a young man from Glengozzle\nWho found a remarkable fossil.\n\tHe knew by the bend\n\tAnd the wart on the end,\n\'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16447,41,'\nThere was a young man from Jodhpur\nWho found he could easily cure\n\tHis dread diabetes\n\tBy eating a foetus\nServed up in a sauce of manure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16448,41,'\nThere was a young man from Kent\nWhose tool was so long that it bent.\n\tTo save himself trouble\n\tHe put it in double\nAnd instead of coming, he went.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16449,41,'\nThere was a young man from LeDoux,\nWhose limericks stopped at line two.\n\nThere was a young man from Verdunne.\n\n\t[Actually, there are three limericks in this series, the third one\n\t is about some guy named Nero.  If anyone has a copy of it, please\n\t mail it to \"fortune\".  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16450,41,'\nThere was a young man from Lynn\nWhose cock was the size of a pin.\n\tSaid his girl with a laugh\n\tAs she felt his staff,\n\"This won\'t be much of a sin.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16451,41,'\nThere was a young man from Maine\nWhose prick was as strong as a crane;\n\tIt was almost as long,\n\tSo he strolled with his dong\nExtended in sunshine and rain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16452,41,'\nThere was a young man from Nantucket\nWhose cock was so long he could suck it.\n\tBut he looked in the glass,\n\tAnd saw his own ass,\nAnd broke his neck trying to fuck it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16453,41,'\nThere was a young man from Nantucket\nWhose cock was so long he could suck it.\n\tHe said with a grin,\n\tWhile wiping his chin,\n\"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16454,41,'\nThere was a young man from New Haven\nWho had an affair with a raven.\n\tHe said with a grin\n\tAs he wiped off his chin,\n\"Nevermore!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16455,41,'\nThere was a young man from Peru,\nWho took a long trip by canoe.\n\tWhile staring at Venus,\n\tAnd rubbing his penis,\nHe wound up with a handful of goo.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16456,41,'\nThere was a young man from Purdue\nWho was only just learning to screw,\n\tBut he hadn\'t the knack,\n\tAnd he got too far back --\nIn the right church, but in the wrong pew.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16457,41,'\nThere was a young man from Racine\nWho invented a fucking machine.\n\tConcave or convex,\n\tIt served either sex,\nBut oh what a bitch to keep clean.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16458,41,'\nThere was a young man from Rangoon\nWho used to lament \'neath the moon\n\tThat he had the luck\n\tTo be born of a fuck\nThat was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16459,41,'\nThere was a young man from Salinas\nWho had an extremely long penis:\n\tBelieve it or not,\n\tWhen he lay on his cot\nIt reached from Marin to Martinez.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16460,41,'\nThere was a young man from Seattle\nWhose testicles tended to rattle.\n\tHe said as he fuck-ed\n\tSome stones in a bucket,\n\"If Stravinsky won\'t deafen you -- that\'ll.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16461,41,'\nThere was a young man from Siam\nWho said, \"I go in with a wham,\n\tBut I soon lose my starch\n\tLike the mad month of March,\nAnd the lion comes out like a lamb.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16462,41,'\nThere was a young man from St. Paul\'s\nWho read \"Harper\'s Bazaar\" and \"McCall\'s\"\n\tTill he grew such a passion\n\tFor feminine fashion\nThat he knitted a snood for his balls.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16463,41,'\nThere was a young man from Stamboul\nWho boasted so torrid a tool\n\tThat each female crater\n\tExplored by this satyr\nSeemed almost unpleasantly cool.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16464,41,'\nThere was a young man from Tibet--\nAnd this is the strangest one yet--\n\tWhose tool was so long,\n\tSo pointed and strong,\nHe could bugger six Greeks \"en brochette\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16465,41,'\nThere was a young man in Havana,\nBanged his girl on a player-piana.\n\tAt the height of their fever\n\tHer ass hit the lever\nAnd: yes, he has no banana.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16466,41,'\nThere was a young man in Norway,\nTried to jerk himself off in a sleigh,\n\tBut the air was so frigid\n\tIt froze his cock rigid,\nAnd all he could come was frappe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16467,41,'\nThere was a young man in the choir\nWhose penis rose higher and higher,\n\tTill it reached such a height\n\tIt was quite out of sight --\nBut of course you know I\'m a liar.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16468,41,'\nThere was a young man named Crockett\nWhose balls got caught in a socket.\n\tHis wife was a bitch,\n\tYeah, she threw the switch,\nAnd Crockett went off like a rocket.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16469,41,'\nThere was a young man named Hughes\nWho swore off all kinds of booze.\n\tHe said, \"When I\'m muddled\n\tMy senses get fuddled,\nAnd I pass up too many screws.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16470,41,'\nThere was a young man named Knute\nWho had warts all over his root.\n\tHe put acid on these\n\tAnd now when he pees,\nHe fingers the thing like a flute.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16471,41,'\nThere was a young man named Laplace\nWhose balls were made out of spun glass.\n\tWhen they banged together\n\tThey played \"Stormy Weather\"\nAnd lightning shot out of his ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16472,41,'\nThere was a young man named McNamiter\nWith a tool of prodigious diameter.\n\tBut it wasn\'t the size\n\tGave the girls a surprise,\nBut his rythm -- iambic pentameter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16473,41,'\nThere was a young man named Rex\nWho really was small for his sex.\n\tWhen tried for exposure\n\tThe judge\'s disclosure\nWas \"de minimus non curat lex.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16474,41,'\nThere was a young man named Zerubbabel\nWho had only one real, and one rubber ball.\n\tWhen they asked if his pleasure\n\tWas only half measure,\nHe replied, \"That is highly improbable.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16475,41,'\nThere was a young man named Zerubbabub\nWho belonged to the Block, Fuck & Bugger Club\n\tBut the pride of his life\n\tWere the tits of his wife --\nOne real, and one India-rubber bub.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16476,41,'\nThere was a young man of Arras\nWho stretched himself out on the grass,\n\tAnd with no little trouble,\n\tHe bent himself double,\nAnd stuck his prick well up his ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16477,41,'\nThere was a young man of Australia\nWho went on a wild bacchanalia.\n\tHe buggered a frog,\n\tTwo mice and a dog,\nAnd a bishop in fullest regalia.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16478,41,'\nThere was a young man of Belgrade\nWho remarked, \"I\'m a queer piece of trade.\n\tI will suck, without charge,\n\tAny cock, if it\'s large.\nIf it\'s small, I expect to be paid.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16479,41,'\nThere was a young man of Belgrade\nWho slept with a girl in the trade.\n\tShe said to him, \"Jack,\n\tTry the hole in the back;\nThe front one is badly decayed.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16480,41,'\nThere was a young man of Bengal\nWho swore he had only one ball,\n\tBut two little bitches\n\tUnbuttoned his britches,\nAnd found he had no balls at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16481,41,'\nThere was a young man of Bombay\nWho buggered his dad once a day.\n\tHe said, \"I like, rather,\n\tFucking my father --\nHe\'s clean, and there\'s nothing to pay.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16482,41,'\nThere was a young man of Calcutta,\nWho tried to write \"cunt\" on a shutter.\n\tWhen he got to c-u,\n\tA pious Hindoo\nKnocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16483,41,'\nThere was a young man of Cape Horn\nWho wished he had never been born,\n\tAnd he wouldn\'t have been\n\tIf his father had seen\nThat the end of the rubber was torn.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16484,41,'\nThere was a young man of Coblenz\nWhose ballocks were simply immense:\n\tIt took forty-four draymen,\n\tA priest and three laymen\nTo carry them thither and thence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16485,41,'\nThere was a young man of Darjeeling\nWhose cock reached up to the ceiling.\n\tIn the electric light socket,\n\tHe\'d put it and rock it--\nOh God!  What a wonderful feeling!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16486,41,'\nThere was a young man of Devizes,\nWhose balls were of different sizes.\n\tOne was so small,\n\tIt was nothing at all;\nThe other took numerous prizes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16487,41,'\nThere was a young man of Dumfries\nWho said to his girl, \"If you please,\n\tIt would give me great bliss\n\tIf, while playing with this,\nYou would pay some attention to these!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16488,41,'\nThere was a young man of Greenwich\nWhose balls were all covered with spinach.\n\tSo long was his tool\n\tThat it wound round a spool,\nAnd he let it out inach by inach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16489,41,'\nThere was a young man of high station\nWho was found by a pious relation\n\tMaking love in a ditch\n\tTo -- I won\'t say a bitch --\nBut a woman of no reputation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16490,41,'\nThere was a young man of Khartoum\nWho lured a poor girl to her doom.\n\tHe not only fucked her,\n\tBut buggered and sucked her--\nAnd left her to pay for the room.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16491,41,'\nThere was a young man of Khartoum,\nThe strength of whose balls was his doom.\n\tSo strong was his shootin\',\n\tThe third law of Newton\nPropelled the poor chap to the Moon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16492,41,'\nThere was a young man of Kildare\nWho was fucking a girl on the stair.\n\tThe bannister broke,\n\tBut he doubled his stroke\nAnd finished her off in mid-air.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16493,41,'\nThere was a young man of Kutki\nWho could blink himself off with one eye.\n\tFor a while though, he pined,\n\tWhen his organ declined\nTo function, because of a stye.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16494,41,'\nThere was a young man of Lahore\nWhose prick was one inch and no more.\n\tIt was all right for key-holes\n\tAnd little girl\'s pee-holes,\nBut not worth a damn with a whore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16495,41,'\nThere was a young man of Lake Placid\nWhose prick was lethargic and flaccid.\n\tWhen he wanted to sport\n\tHe would have to resort\nTo injections of sulphuric acid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16496,41,'\nThere was a young man of Madras\nWhose balls were constructed of brass.\n\tWhen jangled together\n\tThey played \"Stormy Weather\",\nAnd lightning shot out of his ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16497,41,'\nThere was a young man of Missouri\nWho fucked with a terrible fury.\n\tTill hauled into court\n\tFor his beastial sport,\nAnd condemned by a poorly-hung jury.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16498,41,'\nThere was a young man of Natal\nAnd Sue was the name of his gal.\n\tOne day, north of Aden,\n\tHe got his hard rod in,\nAnd came clear up Suez Canal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16499,41,'\nThere was a young man of Natal\nWho was fucking a Hottentot gal.\n\tSaid she, \"You\'re a sluggard!\"\n\tSaid he, \"You be buggered!\nI like to fuck slow and I shall.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16500,41,'\nThere was a young man of Ostend\nWho let a girl play with his end.\n\tShe took hold of Rover,\n\tAnd felt it all over,\nAnd it did what she didn\'t intend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16501,41,'\nThere was a young man of Ostend\nWhose wife caught him fucking her friend.\n\t\"It\'s no use, my duck,\n\tInterrupting our fuck,\nFor I\'m damned if I draw till I spend.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16502,41,'\nThere was a young man of Saskatchewan,\nWhose penis was truly gargantuan.\n\tIt was good for large whores,\n\tAnd for small dinosaurs,\nAnd was rough enough to scratch a match upon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16503,41,'\nThere was a young man of Seattle\nWho bested a bull in a battle.\n\tWith fire and gumption\n\tHe assumed the bull\'s function,\nAnd deflowered a whole herd of cattle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16504,41,'\nThere was a young man of St. John\'s\nWho wanted to bugger the swans.\n\tBut the loyal hall porter\n\tSaid, \"Pray take my daughter!\nThose birds are reserved for the dons.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16505,41,'\nThere was a young man of Tibet\n-- And this is the strangest one yet --\n\tHis prick was so long,\n\tAnd so pointed and strong,\nHe could bugger six sheep en brochette.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16506,41,'\nThere was a young man of Toulouse\nWho had a deficient prepuce,\n\tBut the foreskin he lacked\n\tHe made up in his sac;\nThe result was, his balls were too loose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16507,41,'\nThere was a young man who appeared\nTo his friends with a full growth of beard;\n\tThey at once said, \"Although\n\tWe can\'t say why it\'s so,\nThe effect is uncommonly weird.\"\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16508,41,'\nThere was a young man who said \"God,\nI find it exceedingly odd,\n\tThat the willow oak tree\n\tContinues to be,\nWhen there\'s no one about in the Quad.\"\n\n\"Dear Sir, your astonishment\'s odd,\nFor I\'m always about in the Quad;\n\tAnd that\'s why the tree,\n\tContinues to be,\"\nSigned \"Yours faithfully, God.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16509,41,'\nThere was a young man with a fiddle\nWho asked of his girl, \"Do you diddle?\"\n\tShe replied, \"Yes, I do,\n\tBut prefer to with two --\nIt\'s twice as much fun in the middle.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16510,41,'\nThere was a young man with a prick\nWhich into his wife he would stick\n\tEvery morning and night\n\tIf it stood up all right --\nNot a very remarkable trick.\n\nHis wife had a nice little cunt:\nIt was hairy, and soft, and in front,\n\tAnd with this she would fuck him,\n\tThough sometimes she\'d suck him --\nA charming, if commonplace, stunt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16511,41,'\nThere was a young man with one foot\nWho had a very long root.\n\tIf he used this peg\n\tAs an extra leg\nIs a question exceedingly moot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16512,41,'\nThere was a young man, name of Fred,\nWho spent every Thursday in bed;\n\tHe lay with his feet\n\tOutside of the sheet,\nAnd the pillows on top of his head.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16513,41,'\nThere was a young man, name of Saul,\nWho was able to bounce either ball,\n\tHe could stretch them and snap them,\n\tAnd juggle and clap them,\nWhich earned him the plaudits of all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16514,41,'\nThere was a young miss from Johore\nWho\'d lie on a mat on the floor;\n\tIn a manner uncanny\n\tShe\'d wobble her fanny,\nAnd drain your nuts dry to the core.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16515,41,'\nThere was a young monk from Siberia\nWhose life got drearia\' and drearia\'\n\tTill he did to a nun\n\tWhat shouldn\'t be done\nAnd made her a mother superia\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16516,41,'\nThere was a young monk of Dundee\nWho complained that it hurt him to pee,\n\tHe said, \"Pax vobiscum,\n\tNow why won\'t the piss come?\nI\'m afraid I\'ve the c-l-a-p.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16517,41,'\nThere was a young parson of Harwich,\nTried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.\n\tShe said, \"No, you young goose,\n\tJust try self-abuse.\nAnd the other we\'ll try after marriage.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16518,41,'\nThere was a young peasant named Gorse\nWho fell madly in love with his horse.\n\tSaid his wife, \"You rapscallion,\n\tThat horse is a stallion --\nThis constitutes grounds for divorce.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16519,41,'\nThere was a young person of Kent\nWho was famous wherever he went.\n\tAll the way through a fuck,\n\tHe would quack like a duck,\nAnd he crowed like a cock when he spent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16520,41,'\nThere was a young plumber named Lee\nWho was plumbing his girl by the sea.\n\tShe said, \"Stop your plumbing,\n\tThere\'s somebody coming\"\nSaid the plumber, still plumbing, \"It\'s me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16521,41,'\nThere was a young poet named Dan,\nWhose poetry never would scan.\n\tWhen told this was so,\n\tHe said, \"Yes, I know,\nIt\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that\n\t\tLast line that I can.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16522,41,'\nThere was a young royal marine,\nWho tried to fart \"God Save the Queen\".\n\tWhen he reached the soprano\n\tOut came only guano\nAnd his britches weren\'t fit to be seen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16523,41,'\nThere was a young sailor from Brighton,\nWho remarked to his girl, \"You\'re a tight one.\"\n\tShe replied, \"\'Pon my soul,\n\tYou\'re in the wrong hole;\nThere\'s plenty of room in the right one.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16524,41,'\nThere was a young sapphic named Anna\nWho stuffed her friend\'s cunt with banana,\n\tWhich she sucked, bit by bit,\n\tFrom her partner\'s warm slit,\nIn the most approved lesbian manner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16525,41,'\nThere was a young Scot in Madrid\nWho got fifty-five fucks for a quid.\n\tWhen they said, \"Are you faint?\"\n\tHe replied, \"No, I ain\'t,\nBut I don\'t feel as good as I did.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16526,41,'\nThere was a young soldier from Munich\nWhose penis hung down past his tunic,\n\tAnd their chops girls would lick\n\tWhen they thought of his prick,\nBut alas! he was only a eunuch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16527,41,'\nThere was a young sportsman named Peel\nWho went for a trip on his wheel;\n\tHe pedalled for days\n\tThrough crepuscular haze,\nAnd returned feeling somewhat unreal.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16528,41,'\nThere was a young squaw of Wohunt\nWho possessed a collapsible cunt.\n\tIt had many odd uses,\n\tProduced no papooses,\nAnd fitted both giant and runt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16529,41,'\nThere was a young student from Yale\nWho was getting his first piece of tail.\n\tHe shoved in his pole,\n\tBut in the wrong hole,\nAnd a voice from beneath yelled: \"No sale!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16530,41,'\nThere was a young tenor named Springer,\nGot his testicles caught in a wringer.\n\tHe hollered in pain,\n\tAs they rolled down the drain,\n\"There goes my career as a singer!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16531,41,'\nThere was a young trollop at Yale,\nWho had verses tattooed on her tail,\n\tAnd on her behind,\n\tFor the sake of the blind,\nA duplicate version in Braille.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16532,41,'\nThere was a young whore from Kaloo\nWho filled her vagina with glue.\n\tShe said with a grin,\n\t\"If they pay to get in,\nThey can pay to get out again too!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16533,41,'\nThere was a young woman called Pearl\nWho quite resembled a churl;\n\tWhen she asked a young man named Tex\n\tWhether he would like to have sex,\n\"Certainly,\" quoth he, \"Who\'s the girl?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16534,41,'\nThere was a young woman from Bude,\nWho went for a swim in the nude,\n\tBut a man in a punt,\n\tGrabbed at her elbow,\nAnd said \"Hey, lady, you can\'t swim here, it\'s private property.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16535,41,'\nThere was a young woman in Dee\nWho stayed with each man she did see.\n\tWhen it came to a test\n\tShe wished to be best,\nAnd practice makes perfect, you see.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16536,41,'\nThere was a young woman named Alice\nWho peed in a Catholic chalice.\n\tShe said, \"I do this\n\tFrom a great need to piss,\nAnd not from sectarian malice.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16537,41,'\nThere was a young woman named Ells\nWho was subject to curious spells\n\tWhen got up very oddly,\n\tShe\'d cry out things ungodly\nby the palms in expensive hotels.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16538,41,'\nThere was a young woman named Florence\nWho for fucking professed an abhorrence,\n\tBut they found her in bed\n\tWith her cunt flaming red,\nAnd her poodle-dog spending in torrents.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16539,41,'\nThere was a young woman named Plunnery\nWho rejoiced in the practice of gunnery.\n\tTill one day unobservant,\n\tShe blew up a servant,\nAnd was forced to retire to a nunnery.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16540,41,'\nThere was a young woman named Sutton\nWho said, as she carved up the mutton,\n\t\"My father preferred\n\tThe last sheep in the herd --\nThis is one of his children I\'m cuttin\'.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16541,41,'\nThere was a young woman of Cheadle,\nWho once gave the clap to a beadle.\n\tSaid she, \"Does it itch?\"\n\t\"It does, you damned bitch,\nAnd it burns like hell-fire when I peedle.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16542,41,'\nThere was a young woman of Condover\nWhose husband had ceased to be fond of \'er.\n\tHer pussy was juicy,\n\tHer arse soft and goosey,\nBut peroxide had now made a blonde of \'er.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16543,41,'\nThere was a young woman of Croft\nWho played with herself in a loft,\n\tHaving reasoned that candles\n\tCould never cause scandals,\nBesides which they did not go soft.\n\nSaid another young woman of Croft,\nAmusing herself in the loft,\n\t\"A salami or wurst\n\tIs what I\'d choose first --\nWith bologna you know you\'ve been boffed.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16544,41,'\nThere was a young woman whose stammer\nWas atrocious, and so was her grammar;\n\tBut they were not improved\n\tWhen her husband was moved\nTo knock out her teeth with a hammer.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16545,41,'\nThere was a young woman, quite handsome,\nWho got stuck in a sleeping room transom.\n\tWhen she offered much gold\n\tFor release, she was told\nThat the view was worth more than the ransom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16546,41,'\nThere was an old abbess quite shocked\nTo find nuns where the candles were locked.\n\tSaid the abbess, \"You nuns\n\tShould behave more like guns,\nAnd never go off till you\'re cocked.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16547,41,'\nThere was an old bishop from Buckingham\nWho fell in love with some oysters while shuckingham.\n\tHis wife with distain\n\tCould scarcely restrain\nThat sprightly old bishop from fuckingham.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16548,41,'\nThere was an old count of Swoboda\nWho would not pay a whore what he owed her.\n\tSo, with great savoir-faire,\n\tShe stood on a chair\nAnd pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16549,41,'\nThere was an old curate of Hestion\nWho\'d errect at the slightest suggestion.\n\tBut so small was his tool\n\tHe could scarce screw a spool,\nAnd a cunt was quite out of the question.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16550,41,'\nThere was an old fellow named Art\nWho awoke with a horrible start,\n\tFor down by his rump\n\tWas a generous lump\nOf what should have been just a fart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16551,41,'\nThere was an old fellow named Skinner\nWhose prick, his wife said, had grown thinner.\n\tBut still, by and large,\n\tIt would always discharge\nOnce he could just get it in her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16552,41,'\nThere was an old feminine blighter\nWho trained a Chow dog to delight her.\n\tShe would cream her own pool\n\tWhile she sucked off his tool --\nHow his cock in her cunt would excite her!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16553,41,'\nThere was an old gent from Kentuck\nWho boasted a filigreed schmuck,\n\tBut he put it away\n\tFor fear that one day\nHe might put it in and get stuck.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16554,41,'\nThere was an old girl of Kilkenny\nWhose usual charge was a penny.\n\tFor half of that sum\n\tYou could finger her bum--\nA source of amusement to many.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16555,41,'\nThere was an old harlot from Dijon\nWho in her old age got religion.\n\t\"When I\'m dead & gone,\"\n\t Said she, \"I\'ll take on\nThe Father, the Son, and the Pigeon.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16556,41,'\nThere was an old hermit named Dave\nWho kept a dead whore in his cave.\n\tHe said \"I\'ll admit\n\tI\'m a bit of a shit,\nBut look at the money I save.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16557,41,'\nThere was an old lady of Bingly\nWho wailed, \"I do hate to sleep singly.\n\tI thought I had got\n\tA bloke for my twat,\nBut he seems rather queenly than kingly.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16558,41,'\nThere was an old lady of Glascow,\nWhose party proved quite a fiasco.\n\tAt nine-thirty, about,\n\tThe lights all went out,\nThrough a lapse on the part of the Gas Co.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16559,41,'\nThere was an old lady of Kewry\nWhose cunt was a `lusus naturae\':\n\tThe `introitus vaginae\',\n\tWas unnaturally tiny,\nAnd the thought of it filled her with fury.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16560,41,'\nThere was an old lady who lay\nWith her legs wide apart in the hay,\n\tThen, calling the ploughman,\n\tShe said, \"Do it now, man!\nDon\'t wait till your hair has turned gray.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16561,41,'\nThere was an old maid from Cape Cod\nWho thought all good things came from god.\n\tBut it wasn\'t the almighty\n\tWho lifted her nighty,\nIt was Roger, the lodger, by god.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16562,41,'\nThere was an old man from Bengal\nWho liked to do tricks in the hall.\n\tHis favorite trick\n\tWas to stand on his dick\nWhile he rolled around on one ball.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16563,41,'\nThere was an old man from Duluth\nWhose cock was shot off in his youth.\n\tHe fucked with his nose\n\tOr his fingers and toes\nAnd he came thru a hole in his tooth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16564,41,'\nThere was an old man from Fort Drum\nWhose son was incredibly dumb.\n\tWhen he urged him ahead,\n\tHe went down instead,\nFor he thought to succeed meant succumb.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16565,41,'\nThere was an old man of Alsace\nWho played the trombone with his ass.\n\tHe put in a trap\n\tTo take out the crap,\nBut the vapors corroded the brass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16566,41,'\nThere was an old man of Brienz\nThe length of whose cock was immense:\n\tWith one swerve he could plug\n\tA boy\'s bottom in Zug,\nAnd a kitchen-maid\'s cunt in Coblenz.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16567,41,'\nThere was an old man of Cajon\nWho never could get a good bone.\n\tWith the aid of a gland\n\tIt grew simply grand;\nNow his wife cannot leave it alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16568,41,'\nThere was an old man of Calcutta\nWho spied through a chink in the shutter.\n\tBut all he could see\n\tWas his wife\'s bare knee,\nAnd the back of the bloke who was up her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16569,41,'\nThere was an old man of Connaught\nWhose prick was remarkably short.\n\tWhen he got into bed,\n\tThe old woman said,\n\"This isn\'t a prick, it\'s a wart.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16570,41,'\nThere was an old man of Duddee\nWho came home as drunk as could be.\n\tHe wound up the clock\n\tWith the end of his cock,\nAnd buggered his wife with the key.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16571,41,'\nThere was an old man of Duluth\nWhose cock was shot off in his youth.\n\tHe fucked with his nose\n\tAnd with fingers and toes,\nAnd he came through a hole in his tooth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16572,41,'\nThere was an old man of Hong Kong\nWho never did anything wrong.\n\tHe would lie on his back\n\tWith his head in a sack\nAnd secretly finger his dong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16573,41,'\nThere was an old man of St. Bees,\nWho was stung in the arm by a wasp.\n\tWhen asked, \"Does it hurt?\"\n\tHe relied, \"No, it doesn\'t.\nI\'m so glad that it wasn\'t a hornet.\"\n\t\t-- W.S. Gilbert\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16574,41,'\nThere was an old man of Tagore\nWhose tool was a yard long or more,\n\tSo he wore the damn thing\n\tIn a surgical sling\nTo keep it from wiping the floor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16575,41,'\nThere was an Old Man of the Mountain\nWho frigged himself into a fountain\n\tFifteen times had he spent,\n\tStill he wasn\'t content,\nHe simply got tired of the counting.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16576,41,'\nThere was an old man of the port\nWhose prick was remarkably short.\n\tWhen he got into bed,\n\tThe old woman said,\n\"This isn\'t a prick; it\'s a wart!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16577,41,'\nThere was an old man who said, \"Tush!\nMy balls always hang in the brush,\n\tAnd I fumble about,\n\tHalf in and half out,\nWith a pecker as limber as mush.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16578,41,'\nThere was an old man with a beard\nWho said, \"It is just what I feared!\n\tTwo owls and a hen,\n\tFour larks and a wren\nHave all built their nests in my beard!\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16579,41,'\nThere was an old person of Ware\nWho had an affair with a bear.\n\tHe explained, \"I don\'t mind,\n\tFor it\'s gentle and kind,\nBut I wish it had slightly less hair.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16580,41,'\nThere was an old pirate named Bates\nWho was learning to rhumba on skates.\n\tHe fell on his cutlass\n\tWhich rendered him nutless\nAnd practically useless on dates.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16581,41,'\nThere was an old satyr named Mack\nWhose prick had a left handed tack.\n\tIf the ladies he loves\n\tDon\'t spin when he shoves,\nTheir cervixes frequently crack.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16582,41,'\nThere was an old Scot named McTavish\nWho attempted an anthropoid ravish.\n\tThe object of rape\n\tWas the wrong sex of ape,\nAnd the anthropoid ravished McTavish.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16583,41,'\nThere was an old whore from Silesia\nWho\'d croke: \"If my box doesn\'t please ya,\n\tFor a slight extra sum\n\tYou can go up my bum\nBut watchout or my tapeworm\'ll seize ya.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16584,41,'\nThere was an old whore in the Azores\nWhose body was covered with festers & sores.\n\tWhy the dogs in the street\n\tWouldn\'t eat the green meat\nThat hung in festoons from her drawers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16585,41,'\nThere was an old woman of Ghent\nWho swore that her cunt had no scent.\n\tShe got fucked so often\n\tAt last she got rotten,\nAnd didn\'t she stink when she spent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16586,41,'\nThere was once a mechanic named Bench\nWhose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.\n\tWith this vibrant device\n\tHe could reach, in a trice,\nThe innermost parts of a wench.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16587,41,'\nThere was once a sad Maitre d\'hotel\nWho said, \"They can all go to hell!\n\tWhat they do to my wife--\n\tWhy it ruins my life;\nAnd the worst is, they all do it well.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16588,41,'\nThere were three ladies of Huxham,\nAnd whenever we meets \'em we fuxham,\n\tAnd when that game grows stale\n\tWe sits on a rail,\nAnd pulls out our pricks and they suxham.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16589,41,'\nThere were three young ladies of Birmingham,\nAnd this is the scandal concerning \'em.\n\tThey lifted the frock\n\tAnd tickled the cock\nOf the Bishop engaged in confirming \'em.\n\nNow, the Bishop was nobody\'s fool,\nHe\'d been to a good public school,\n\tSo he took down their britches\n\tAnd buggered those bitches\nWith his ten-inch episcopal tool.\n\nThen up spoke a lady from Kew,\nAnd said, as the Bishop withdrew,\n\t\"The vicar is quicker\n\tAnd thicker and slicker,\nAnd longer and stronger than you.\"\n\t\t-- Abuses of the Clergy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16590,41,'\nThere\'s a charming young girl in Tobruk\nWho refers to her quiff as a nook.\n\tIt\'s deep and it\'s wide,\n\t-- You can curl up inside\nWith a nice easy chair and a book.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16591,41,'\nThere\'s a charming young lady named Beaulieu\nWho\'s often been screwed by yours truly,\n\tBut now--it\'s appallin\'--\n\tMy balls always fall in!\nI fear that I\'ve fucked her unduly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16592,41,'\nThere\'s a dowager near Sweden Landing\nWhose manners are odd and demanding.\n\tIt\'s one of her jests\n\tTo suck off her guests --\nShe hates to keep gentlemen standing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16593,41,'\nThere\'s a lovely young lady named Shittlecock\nWho loves to play diddle and fiddle-cock,\n\tBut her cunt\'s got a pucker\n\tThat\'s best not to fuck, or\nWhen least you expect it to, it\'ll lock.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16594,41,'\nThere\'s a rather odd couple in Herts\nWho are cousins (or so each asserts);\n\tTheir sex is in doubt\n\tFor they\'re never without\nTheir moustaches and long, trailing skirts.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16595,41,'\nThere\'s a sports-minded coed named Sue,\nWho\'s been coxing the varsity crew.\n\tIn the shell Sue is great,\n\tBut her boyfriend\'s irate,\nWhen she calls out the stroke as they screw.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16596,41,'\nThere\'s a tavern in London that\'s staffed,\nBy a barmaid who\'s tops at her craft:\n\tIn her striving to please,\n\tShe serves ale on her knees,\nSo the patrons get head with their draft.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16597,41,'\nThere\'s a very hot babe at the Aggies\nWho\'s to men what to bulls a red rag is.\n\tThe seniors go round\n\tHanging down to the ground,\nAnd one extra-large Soph has to drag his.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16598,41,'\nThere\'s a vicar who\'s classed as nefarious,\nSince his shocking perversions are various...\n\tHe will bugger some lad\n\tWith a dildo (the cad!)\nWhile exulting, \"My pleasure\'s vicarious!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16599,41,'\nThere\'s a young Yiddish slut with two cunts,\nWhose pleasure in life is to pruntz.\n\tWhen one pireg is shot,\n\tThere\'s that alternate twat,\nBut the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16600,41,'\nThere\'s an oversexed lady named Whyte\nWho insists on a dozen a night.\n\tA fellow named Cheddar\n\tHad the brashness to wed her-\nHis chance of survival is slight.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16601,41,'\nThere\'s an unbroken babe from Toronto,\nExceedingly hard to get onto,\n\tBut when you get there,\n\tAnd have parted the hair,\nYou can fuck her as much as you want to.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16602,41,'\nThey had come in the fugue to the stretto\nWhen a dark, bearded man from a ghetto\n\tSlipped forward and grabbed\n\tHer tresses and stabbed\nHer to death with a rusty stiletto. \n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16603,41,'\nThis limerick is **SO**FILTHY** that it would offend even you.  So I\'ll put\n\"di-dah\" for the filthy words:\n\n\tDi-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah,\n\tDi-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah;\n\t\tdi-dah di-dah di-dah?\n\t\tDi-dah di-dah di-dah.\n\tDi-dah di-dah, di-dah di-fuck.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16604,41,'\nThough his plan, when he gave her a buzz,\nWas to do what man normally does,\n\tShe declared, \"I\'m a Soul--\n\tNot a sexual goal!\"\nSo he shrugged and called someone who was.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16605,41,'\nThough most of the crewmen are whites,\nUhura has full equal rights.\n\tHer crewmates, you see,\n\tLove De-mo-cra-cy,\nAnd the way that she fills out her tights.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16606,41,'\nThough the invalid Saint of Brac\nLay all of his life on his back,\n\tHis wife got her share,\n\tAnd the pilgrims now stare\nAt the scene, in his shrine, on a plaque.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16607,41,'\n\'Tis a custom in Castellamare\nTo fuck in the back of a lorry.\n\tThe chassis and springs\n\tAre like woodwinds and strings\nIn the midst of a musical soiree.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16608,41,'\nTo a weepy young woman in Thrums\nHer betrothed remarked, \"This is what comes\n\tOf allowing your tears\n\tTo fall into my ears -\nI think they have rotted the drums.\"\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16609,41,'\nTo bear offspring, Noah\'s snakes were unable.\nTheir fertility was somewhat unstable.\n\tHe constructed a bed \n\tOut of tree trunks and said,\n\"Even adders can multiply on a log table.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16610,41,'\nTo his bride a young bridegroom said, \"Pish!\nYour cunt is as big as a dish!\"\n\tShe replied, \"Why, you fool,\n\tWith your limp little tool\nIt\'s like driving a nail with a fish!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16611,41,'\nTo his bride said a numskull named Clarence :\n\"I trust you will show some forbearance.\n\tMy sexual habits\n\tI picked up from rabbits,\nAnd occasionally watching my parents.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16612,41,'\nTo his bride said economist Fife :\n\"The semen you\'ll launch as my wife,\n\tWe will salvage and freeze\n\tTo resemble goat\'s cheese,\nAnd slice for hors d\'oeuvres with a knife.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16613,41,'\nTo his bride, said the sharp eyed detective,\n\"Can it be that my eyesight\'s defective?\n\tIs your east tit the least bit\n\tThe best of your west tit,\nOr is it a trick of perspective?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16614,41,'\nTo his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple,\nAs he poured his post-prandial tipple,\n\t\"Your mother\'s behaviour\n\tGave pain to Our Saviour,\nAnd that\'s why He made you a cripple.\"\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16615,41,'\nTwo anglers were fishing off Wight\nAnd his bobber was dipping all night.\n\tMurmured she, with a laugh,\n\t\"It\'s ready to gaff,\nBut don\'t break your rod which is light.\"\n\nA couple was fishing near Clombe\nWhen the maid began looking quite glum,\n\tAnd said, \"Bother the fish!\n\tI\'d rather coish!\"\nWhich they did -- which was why they had come.\n\nAs two consular clerks in Madras\nFished, hidden in deep shore-grass,\n\t\"What a marvelous pole,\"\n\tSaid she, \"but control\nYour sinkers -- they\'re banging my ass.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16616,41,'\nTwo eager young men from Cawnpore\nOnce buggared and fucked the same whore.\n\tBut her partition split\n\tAnd the blood and the shit\nRolled out in a mess on the floor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16617,41,'\nTwo roosters in one of our pens\nFound their pricks were no larger than wens.\n\tAs they looked at their foreskins\n\tAnd wished they had more skins,\nThey discovered they\'d both become hens.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16618,41,'\nUn moine au milieu de la messe\t\tA monk in the middle of mass\nS\'eleva et cria en detresse;\t\tStood up and cried out in distress;\n\t\"La vie religieuse,\t\t\t\"The religious life\n\tC\'est sale et affreuse,\"\t\tIs dirty and horrid,\"\nEt se poignarda dans les fesses.\tAnd stabbed himself in the ass.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16619,41,'\nUnder the spreading chestnut tree\nThe village smith he sat,\n\tAmusing himself\n\tBy abusing himself\nAnd catching the load in his hat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16620,41,'\nUne joile epousetta a Tours\nVoulait de gig-gig tous le jours.\n\tMais le mari disait, \"Non!\n\tDe trop n\'est pas bon!\nMon derriere exige du secours!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16621,41,'\nVisas erat: huic geminarum\nDispar modus testicularum:\n\tMinor haec nihili,\n\tPalma triplici,\nJam fecerat altera clarum.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16622,41,'\nWe dedicate this to the cunt,\nThe kind the broad-minded guys hunt :\n\tAll hail to the twat,\n\tWilling, thrilling, and hot,\nThat wears peckers down, limp and blunt!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16623,41,'\nWe sailed on the good ship Venus,\nMy God, you should have seen us\n\tWith a figurehead\n\tOf a whore in bed\nAnd the mast an upright penis\n\nThe captain of the lugger\nWas known as a filthy bugger\n\tDeclared unfit\n\tTo shovel shit\nFrom one ship to another\n\nThe first mate\'s name was Cooper,\nBy god he was a trooper\n\tHe jerked and jerked\n\tUntil he worked\nHimself into a stupor\n\nThe cabin boy was chipper,\nA dandy little nipper\n\tHe shoved cracked glass\n\tInside his ass\nAnd circumcised the skipper\n\nThe captain\'s wife was Charlotte,\nBorn and bred a harlot\n\tHer thighs at night\n\tWere lily white\nBy morning they were scarlet\n\nThe captain\'s youngest daughter\nSlipped into the water\n\tHer plaintive squeals\n\tAnnounced that eels\nHad found her sexual quarter\n\nThe ship\'s dog\'s name was Rover,\nThey turned the poor beast over\n\tAnd ground and ground\n\tThat faithful hound\nFrom Tenerief to Dover\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16624,41,'\nWell buggered was a boy named Delpasse\nBy all of the lads in his class\n\tHe said, with a yawn,\n\t\"Now the novelty\'s gone\nAnd it\'s only a pain in the ass.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16625,41,'\n\"Well, I took your advice, Doc\", said Knopp,\n\"And told my wife to try it on top.\n\tShe bounced for an hour,\n\tTill she ran out of power,\nAnd the kids, who\'d grown bored, made us stop.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16626,41,'\n\"Well, madam,\" the bishop declared,\nWhile the vicar just mumbled and stared,\n\t\"\'Twere better, perhaps,\n\tIn the crypt or the apse,\nBecause sex in the nave must be shared.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16627,41,'\nWhen he tried to inject his huge whanger\nA young man aroused his girl\'s anger.\n\tAs they strove in the dark\n\tShe was heard to remark,\n\"What you need is a zeppelin hanger.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16628,41,'\nWhen I was a baby, my penis\nWas as white as the buttocks of Venus.\n\tBut now \'this as red\n\tAs her nipples instead--\nAll because of the feminie genus!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16629,41,'\nWhen they asked a pert baggage name Alice,\nWho\'d been bedded and banged in the palace,\n\t\"Was he modest or vain?\"\n\t\"Was he regal or plain?\"\nShe replied, \"He\'s a jolly good phallus!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16630,41,'\nWhen you fuck little Annie in Anza\nYou get a great bossom bonanza:\n\tSucking Annie\'s soft tits\n\tMakes her throw fifty fits,\nAnd the fuck is a sextravaganza!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16631,41,'\nWhile his duchess lay practically dead,\nThe Duke of Daguerrodargue said:\n\t\"Can it be this is all?\n\tHow puny! How small!\nHave destroyed this disgrace to my bed.\"\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16632,41,'\nWhile I, with my usual enthusiasm,\nWas exploring in Ermintrude\'s busiasm,\n\tShe explained, \"They are flat,\n\tBut think nothing of that --\nYou will find that my sweet sister Susiasm.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16633,41,'\nWhile I, with my usual enthusiasm,\nWas exploring in Ermintrude\'s busiasm,\n\tShe explained, \"They are flat,\n\tBut think nothing of that --\nYou will find that my sweet sister Susiasm.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16634,41,'\nWhile out on a date in his Fiat,\nThe man exclaimed \"Where\'s my key at?\"\n\tAs he bent down to seek,\n\tShe let out a shriek:\n\"That\'s not where it\'s likely to be at.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16635,41,'\nWhile spending the winter at Pau\nLady Pamela forgot to say \"No.\"\n\tSo the head-porter made her\n\tAnd the second-cook laid her;\nThe waiters were all hanging low.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16636,41,'\nWhile Titian was mixing rose madder,\nHis model reclined on a ladder.\n\tHer position to Titian\n\tSuggested coition,\nSo he leapt up the ladder and had \'er.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16637,41,'\nWhile travelling in farthest Tibet,\nLord Irongate found cause to regret\n\tThe buttered-up tea,\n\tA pain in his knee,\nAnd the frivolous tourists he met.\n\t\t-- Edward Gorey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16638,41,'\nWinter is here with his grouch,\nThe time when you sneeze and you slouch.\n\tYou can\'t take your women\n\tCanoein\' or swimmin\',\nBut a lot can be done on a couch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16639,41,'\nWith his penis in turgid erection,\nAnd aimed at woman\'s mid-section,\n\tMan looks most uncouth\n\tIn that Moment of Truth,\nBut she sheathes it with loving affection.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16640,41,'\nYou Women\'s Lib gals won\'t agree,\nBut dependent on men you must be:\n\tYou\'ll need a him\n\tWith a rod firm and trim,\nTo puggle your water-drains free!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16641,41,'\nYou\'ve heard of the bishop of Birmingham,\nWell, here\'s the new story concerning \'im :\n\tHe buggers the choir\n\tAs they sing \"Ave Maria,\"\nAnd fucks all the girls whilst confirming \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16642,41,'\nYoung Frederick the great was a beaut.\nTo a guard he cried, \"Hey, man, you\'re cute.\n\tIf you\'ll come to my palace,\n\tI\'ll finger your phallus,\nAnd then I shall blow on your flute.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16643,42,'A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!\n(By jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16644,42,'\n\"A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea on the\nnet.\"\n(David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16645,42,'\n\"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that\nno conclusion can be drawn from them.\"\n(By Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16646,42,'\nActually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of\nfilename completion.\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands: file\ncompletion vs. the Mac Finder.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16647,42,'\nAfter watching my newly-retired dad spend two weeks learning how to make a new\nfolder, it became obvious that \"intuitive\" mostly means \"what the writer or\nspeaker of intuitive likes\".\n(Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X the\nintuitiveness of a Mac interface.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16648,42,'\n\"All language designers are arrogant.  Goes with the territory...\"\n(By Larry Wall)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16649,42,'\nAnd 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports\non it, you know they are just evil lies.\"\n(By Linus Torvalds, Linus.Torvalds@cs.helsinki.fi)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16650,42,'\n\"...and scantily clad females, of course.  Who cares if it\'s below zero\noutside\"\n(By Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16651,42,'\n\"And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs\n19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn\'t seem to\nget the background colors right, you\'ll know who to thank.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16652,42,'\n> : Any porters out there should feel happier knowing that DEC is shipping\n> : me an AlphaPC that I intend to try getting linux running on: this will\n> : definitely help flush out some of the most flagrant unportable stuff.\n> : The Alpha is much more different from the i386 than the 68k stuff is, so\n> : it\'s likely to get most of the stuff fixed.\n>\n> It\'s posts like this that almost convince us non-believers that there\n> really is a god.\n(A follow-up by alovell@kerberos.demon.co.uk, Anthony Lovell, to Linus\'s\nremarks about porting)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16653,42,'\nAnyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of \ncode using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK!\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially\nEmacs.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16654,42,'\n\"Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of\nreliable, well-engineered commercial software?\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16655,42,'\nAs usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven\'t even compiled this\nkernel yet.  So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.\n(Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3 on the linux-kernel mailing list.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16656,42,'\nAvoid the Gates of Hell.  Use Linux\n(Unknown source)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16657,42,'\nBe warned that typing \\fBkillall \\fIname\\fP may not have the desired\neffect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.\n(From the killall manual page)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16658,42,'\n\"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than \'Microsoft,\' don\'t you?\"\n(By Patrick Volkerding)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16659,42,'\nBut what can you do with it?  -- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner.\n(Submitted by Andy Pearce, ajp@hpopd.pwd.hp.com)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16660,42,'\n\"By golly, I\'m beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since\nsliced bread.\"\n(By Vance Petree, Virginia Power)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16661,42,'\n/*\n * Oops. The kernel tried to access some bad page. We\'ll have to\n * terminate things with extreme prejudice.\n*/\ndie_if_kernel(\"Oops\", regs, error_code);\n(From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)\t\t\t\t   \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16662,42,'\n\"...Deep Hack Mode--that mysterious and frightening state of\nconsciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16663,42,'\nDijkstra probably hates me\n(Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16664,42,'\nDOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system\n     crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily cured by\n     UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.\n(from David Vicker\'s .plan)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16665,42,'\n/*\n * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum\n * possible RTT.  I guess we\'ll have to use something other than TCP\n * to talk to the University of Mars.\n * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented\n * ftp to mars will work nicely.\n */\n(from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [retransmission timeout])\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16666,42,'\n\"Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access.  I\nwonder if He has a full newsfeed?\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16667,42,'\n>Ever heard of .cshrc?\nThat\'s a city in Bosnia.  Right?\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16668,42,'\nFatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...\n(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16669,42,'\nHow do I type \"for i in *.dvi do xdvi i done\" in a GUI?\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16670,42,'\n\"How should I know if it works?  That\'s what beta testers are for.  I only\ncoded it.\"\n(Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16671,42,'\n----==-- _                     / /  \\\n---==---(_)__  __ ____  __    / / /\\ \\\n--==---/ / _ \\/ // /\\ \\/ /   / /_/\\ \\ \\\n-=====/_/_//_/\\_,_/ /_/\\_\\  /______\\ \\ \\\nA proud member of TeamLinux \\_________\\/\n(By CHaley (HAC), haley@unm.edu, ch008cth@pi.lanl.gov)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16672,42,'\nI develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.\nGoing from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.\n(By entropy@world.std.com, Lawrence Foard)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16673,42,'\nI did this \'cause Linux gives me a woody.  It doesn\'t generate revenue.\n(Dave \'-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16674,42,'\nFeel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this\ndriver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it\'s full...).\n(Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16675,42,'\n\"I don\'t know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than\nfirst programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then\nI suspect all fortran programs look like `firsts\')\"\n(By Olaf Kirch)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16676,42,'\n\"I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of\nmice vs. trackballs...It was very silly.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16677,42,'\nI still maintain the point that designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 is a\nfundamental error.  Be thankful you are not my student.  You would not get a\nhigh grade for such a design :-)\n(Andrew Tanenbaum to Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16678,42,'\n\"I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone else\'s source code than\n10 minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isn\'t.\"\n(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16679,42,'\n\"I\'d crawl over an acre of \'Visual This++\' and \'Integrated Development\nThat\' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb.  Thank you.\"\n(By Vance Petree, Virginia Power)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16680,42,'\n\"I\'m an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..\"\n(Linus Torvalds in response to a bug report.)\n\n> I\'m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..\nDisquieting ...\n(Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvalds\'s mailing about a kernel bug.)\n\n> I\'m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..\nWe need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortals\nthen.\n(Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvalds\'s mailing about a kernel bug.)\n\n> I\'m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..\nSurely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).\n(Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds\'s mailing about a kernel bug.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16681,42,'\nI\'ve run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few\nmonths.  I just love debugging ;-)\n(Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16682,42,'\nMicrosoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit\noperating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top\nprogrammers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates stated\nyesterday: \"World domination, fast -- it\'s either us or Linus\". Mr. Torvalds\nwas unavailable for comment ...\n(rjm@swift.eng.ox.ac.uk (Robert Manners), in comp.os.linux.setup)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16683,42,'\n    if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], \"-advice\") == 0) {\n\tprintf(\"Don\'t Panic!\\n\");\n\texit(42);\n    }\n(Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February \'95, describing RCS)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16684,42,'\n+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)\n+       /*\n+        * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus\n+        * this makes the year come out right.\n+        */\n+       year -= 42;\n+#endif\n(From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16685,42,'\n\"If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on\nthe NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work.\"\n(Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16686,42,'\n\"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot\nof different places, just write a Unix operating system.\"\n(By Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16687,42,'\n\"[In \'Doctor\' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I\nthought of it.  (The response was, \'Perhaps you could try to be less\nabusive.\')\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16688,42,'\nIn most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.\nThen howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?\n(By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16689,42,'\nIntel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase\nwas \"Divide and conquer\" not \"Divide and cock up\"\n(By iialan@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16690,42,'\n\"It\'s God.  No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16691,42,'\nLILO, you\'ve got me on my knees!\n(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the\nDominos, and Werner Almsberger)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16692,42,'\nLinux is obsolete\n(Andrew Tanenbaum)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16693,42,'\n\"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night\nhacking (and/or conversations with God).\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16694,42,'\nLinux!  Guerrilla UNIX Development     Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.\n(By mah@ka4ybr.com, Mark A. Horton KA4YBR)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16695,42,'\n\"...[Linux\'s] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals.\"\n(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16696,42,'\nlinux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste\n(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in \'93)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16697,42,'\nLinux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.\n(By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16698,42,'\nlinux: the choice of a GNU generation\n(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in \'93)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16699,42,'\n\"Linux: the operating system with a CLUE...\nCommand Line User Environment\".\n(seen in a posting in comp.software.testing)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16700,42,'\nlp1 on fire\n(One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16701,42,'\nMicrosoft is not the answer.\nMicrosoft is the question.\nNO (or Linux) is the answer.\n(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16702,42,'\n\'Mounten\' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: \'Aufsitzen\' auf Pferde, \'einklinken\'\nvon Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, \'besteigen\' beim Sex.\n(Christa Keil in a German posting: \"Mounting is used for three things:\nclimbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well,\nmounting during sex\".)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16703,42,'\n\"MSDOS didn\'t get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years\nof careful development.\"\n(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16704,42,'\n\"Never make any mistaeks.\"\n(Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16705,42,'\n> No manual is ever necessary.\nMay I politely interject here: BULLSHIT.  That\'s the biggest Apple lie of all!\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16706,42,'\nNot me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah\'s Witness reads\nthe Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...\n(More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16707,42,'\n\"Note that if I can get you to \\\"su and say\\\" something just by asking,\nyou have a very serious security problem on your system and you should\nlook into it.\"\n(By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16708,42,'\nNow I know someone out there is going to claim, \"Well then, UNIX is intuitive,\nbecause you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows\nfrom that! Har har har!\"\n(Andy Bates in comp.os.linux.misc, on \"intuitive interfaces\", slightly\ndefending Macs.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16709,42,'\nNow, it we had this sort of thing:\n  yield -a     for yield to all traffic\n  yield -t     for yield to trucks\n  yield -f     for yield to people walking (yield foot)\n  yield -d t*  for yield on days starting with t\n...you\'d have a lot of dead people at intersections, and traffic jams you\nwouldn\'t believe...\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16710,42,'\n\"Oh, I\'ve seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The\nLabs.\"\n(By Dennis Ritchie)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16711,42,'\n\"On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a \'BREAK\'\n- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS.\"\n(By Tarl Neustaedter)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16712,42,'\n\"On the Internet, no one knows you\'re using Windows NT\"\n(Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16713,42,'\nOnce upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was\ngood. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU\'s\nunix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm\'d, cp\'d, and mv\'d\nhappily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi\'d and was happy. After\na long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file,\nand couldn\'t figure out why he couldn\'t suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do\na compile.\n(By ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu (Erik Troan)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16714,42,'\n> > Other than the fact Linux has a cool name, could someone explain why I\n> > should use Linux over BSD?\n>\n> No.  That\'s it.  The cool name, that is.  We worked very hard on\n> creating a name that would appeal to the majority of people, and it\n> certainly paid off: thousands of people are using linux just to be able\n> to say \"OS/2? Hah.  I\'ve got Linux.  What a cool name\".  386BSD made the\n> mistake of putting a lot of numbers and weird abbreviations into the\n> name, and is scaring away a lot of people just because it sounds too\n> technical.\n(Linus Torvalds\' follow-up to a question about Linux)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16715,42,'\nPersonally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to\nbe the HP-48 series of calculators.  They\'ll run almost anything.  And if they\ncan\'t, while I\'ll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the\nHP-48 VT-100 emulator.\n(By jdege@winternet.com, Jeff Dege)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16716,42,'\nThere are no threads in a.b.p.erotica,  so there\'s no  gain in using a\nthreaded news reader.\n(Unknown source)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16717,42,'\n\"Problem solving under linux has never been the circus that it is under\nAIX.\"\n(By Pete Ehlke in comp.unix.aix)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16718,42,'\nquit   When the quit statement is read, the  bc  processor\n       is  terminated, regardless of where the quit state-\n       ment is found.  For example, \"if  (0  ==  1)  quit\"\n       will cause bc to terminate.\n(Seen in the manpage for \"bc\". Note the \"if\" statement\'s logic)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16719,42,'\nRunning Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only\nbe able to drive backwards with the handbrake on.\n(Unknown source)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16720,42,'\n\"sic transit discus mundi\"\n(From the System Administrator\'s Guide, by Lars Wirzenius)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16721,42,'\nSigh.  I like to think it\'s just the Linux people who want to be on\nthe \"leading edge\" so bad they walk right off the precipice.\n(Craig E. Groeschel)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16722,42,'\nThe chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license. If\nit breaks then you get to keep both pieces.\n(Copyright notice for the chat program)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16723,42,'\n> The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF\n> being the natural alternative), I\'ll \"abdicate\".  I don\'t think that\n> it\'s something people have to worry about right now - I don\'t see it\n> happening in the near future.  I enjoy doing linux, even though it does\n> mean some work, and I haven\'t gotten any complaints (some almost timid\n> reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing\n> negative so far).\n>\n> Don\'t take the above to mean that I\'ll stop the day somebody complains:\n> I\'m thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented\n> that \"thick-HEADED is closer to the truth\") enough to take some abuse.\n> If I weren\'t, I\'d have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me\n> on c.o.minix.  What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so\n> far, I don\'t want to stand in the way if people want to make something\n> better of it (*).\n>\n>                 Linus\n>\n> (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope.  Does\n> somebody know what his email-address is? I\'m so nice it makes you puke.\n(Taken from Linus\'s reply to someone worried about the future of Linux)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16724,42,'\nThe nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a\ndialog box and lets you press \'OK\' first.\n(Arno Schaefer\'s .sig)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16725,42,'\nThe only \"intuitive\" interface is the nipple. After that, it\'s all learned.\n(Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16726,42,'\nThere are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and\nthose who can\'t. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.\n(From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16727,42,'\nThis  message was brought to  you by Linux, the free  unix.\nWindows without the X is like making love without a partner.\nSex, Drugs & Linux Rules\nwin-nt from the people who invented edlin\napples  have  meant  trouble  since  eden\nLinux, the way to get rid of boot viruses\n(By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen Wikholm)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16728,42,'\n\"...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and\nthe Ugly).\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16729,42,'\n\"...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two\nnoted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*\nbeing struck by lightning.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16730,42,'\n\"Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white\nlight. It\'s God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In\na booming voice, He says: \"THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM\nFOR THE 386.\"\n(Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16731,42,'\n\"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.\"\n(Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam\nLinux Symposium)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16732,42,'\nWe are MicroSoft.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.\n(Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16733,42,'\nWe are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.\n(seen in someone\'s .signature)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16734,42,'\nWe are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!\n(Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16735,42,'\nWe come to bury DOS, not to praise it.\n(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16736,42,'\nWe use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having the source code\nmeans that we are not held hostage by anyone\'s support department.\n(Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16737,42,'\n\"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through\nthese many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot\nwater.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16738,42,'\nWhat\'s this script do?\n    unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep\nHint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you\'re\nin a sleeping bag, camping out.\n(Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16739,42,'\n`When you say \"I wrote a program that crashed Windows\", people just stare at\nyou blankly and say \"Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*\".\'\n(By Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16740,42,'\n\"Whip me.  Beat me.  Make me maintain AIX.\"\n(By Stephan Zielinski)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16741,42,'\n\"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?\"\nMicrosoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!\n(By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16742,42,'\nWho wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into\nsuper-edit-debug-compile mode?\n(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially\nEmacs.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16743,42,'\nWhy use Windows, since there is a door?\n(By fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16744,42,'\n\"World domination.  Fast\"\n(By Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16745,42,'\n..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar.  Believe me.  I\nspeak from experience.\"\n(By Matt Welsh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16746,42,'\n\"...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead\nsit in front of your linux computer playing with the\nall-new-and-improved linux kernel version.\"\n(By Linus Torvalds)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16747,42,'\nYour job is being a professor and researcher: That\'s one hell of a good excuse\nfor some of the brain-damages of minix.\n(Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16748,43,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\nand wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16749,43,'\nA classic is something that everyone wants to have read\nand nobody wants to read.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"The Disappearance of Literature\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16750,43,'\nA horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16751,43,'\nA hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain\'s works] \"The\nJumping Frog\" alone will be remembered.\n\t\t-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of \"The Bookman\"), January 1901.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16752,43,'\nA is for Apple.\n\t\t-- Hester Pryne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16753,43,'\nA kind of Batman of contemporary letters.\n\t\t-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16754,43,'\nA light wife doth make a heavy husband.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16755,43,'\n\tA man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his\nwife asked \"What have you got there?\"  Replied he, \"Just my cup and Chaucer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16756,43,'\n... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he\nwas waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16757,43,'\nA Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Charles Dickens\n\n\tA lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.\n\nThe Metamorphosis LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Franz Kafka\n\n\tA man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.\n\nLord of the Rings LITE(tm)\n\t-- by J.R.R. Tolkien\n\n\tSome guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.\n\nHamlet LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Wm. Shakespeare\n\n\tA college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy\n\tgirl-friend and a mother who won\'t act her age.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16758,43,'\nA Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Charles Dickens\n\n\tA man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just\n\tlike him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean\n\tlady who knits.\n\nCrime and Punishment LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Fyodor Dostoevski\n\n\tA man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later\n\tfeels guilty and apologizes.\n\nThe Odyssey LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Homer\n\n\tAfter working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16759,43,'\nAfter all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16760,43,'\nAlas, how love can trifle with itself!\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Two Gentlemen of Verona\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16761,43,'\nAll generalizations are false, including this one.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16762,43,'\nAll I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that\nmakes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and \nan end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.\n\t\t-- Samuel Beckett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16763,43,'\nAll say, \"How hard it is that we have to die\"--a strange complaint to come from\nthe mouths of people who have had to live.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16764,43,'\n\"... all the modern inconveniences ...\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16765,43,'\nAll things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16766,43,'\nAlways do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16767,43,'\nAlways the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"As You Like It\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16768,43,'\n\"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often\npicturesque liar.\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16769,43,'\nAn honest tale speeds best being plainly told.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16770,43,'\nAnd do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16771,43,'\nAnyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things\nthan someone who hasn\'t.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16772,43,'\nApril 1\n\nThis is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three\nhundred and sixty-four.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16773,43,'\nAs flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"King Lear\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16774,43,'\nAs to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16775,43,'\nAt once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achievement,\nespecially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously\n-- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being\nin uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching\nafter fact and reason.\n\t\t-- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16776,43,'\nAWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!\n\tFEAR! FIRE! FOES!\n\t\tAWAKE! AWAKE!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16777,43,'\nAwash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining\near and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror\nto push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the\nmid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam\nin 1959.\n\t\t-- Grand Panjandrum\'s Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton\n\t\t   bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16778,43,'\nBe careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16779,43,'\nBehold, the fool saith, \"Put not all thine eggs in the one basket\"--which is\nbut a manner of saying, \"Scatter your money and your attention;\" but the wise\nman saith, \"Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET.\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16780,43,'\nBig book, big bore.\n\t\t-- Callimachus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16781,43,'\nBut, for my own part, it was Greek to me.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Julius Caesar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16782,43,'\nBy trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.  Another man\'s, I mean.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16783,43,'\nCivilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16784,43,'\nClothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16785,43,'\nCondense soup, not books!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16786,43,'\nConscience doth make cowards of us all.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16787,43,'\nConsider well the proportions of things.  It is better to be a young June-bug\nthan an old bird of paradise.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16788,43,'\nCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.  Except a\ncreature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely\na loose misapplication of the word.  Consider the flea!--incomparably the\nbravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage. \nWhether you are asleep or awake he will attack you, caring nothing for the fact\nthat in bulk and strength you are to him as are the massed armies of the earth\nto a sucking child; he lives both day and night and all days and nights in the\nvery lap of peril and the immediate presence of death, and yet is no more\nafraid than is the man who walks the streets of a city that was threatened by\nan earthquake ten centuries before.  When we speak of Clive, Nelson, and Putnam\nas men who \"didn\'t know what fear was,\" we ought always to add the flea--and\nput him at the head of the procession.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16789,43,'\nDelay not, Caesar.  Read it instantly.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Julius Caesar\" 3,1\n \nHere is a letter, read it at your leisure.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Merchant of Venice\" 5,1\n \n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to I/O system services.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16790,43,'\nDelores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever\nskipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious\nto it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an\noverdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic\napathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless\nas an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a\nsteroid-free fitness center.\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16791,43,'\nDon\'t go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you\nnothing.  It was here first.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16792,43,'\n\"Elves and Dragons!\" I says to him.  \"Cabbages and potatoes are better\nfor you and me.\"\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16793,43,'\nEnglish literature\'s performing flea.\n\t\t-- Sean O\'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16794,43,'\nEven the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at\nfault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution.  Take\nthe case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will\nfind she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil,\nyou will say that she did it with her teeth.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16795,43,'\nEvery cloud engenders not a storm.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16796,43,'\nEvery why hath a wherefore.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"A Comedy of Errors\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16797,43,'\nExtreme fear can neither fight nor fly.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Rape of Lucrece\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16798,43,'\nF.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:\n\t\"Ernest, the rich are different from us.\"\nHemingway:\n\t\"Yes.  They have more money.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16799,43,'\nFame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is\noblivion.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16800,43,'\nFamiliarity breeds contempt -- and children.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16801,43,'\nFew things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.\n\t\t-- \"Mark Twain, Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16802,43,'\nFor a light heart lives long.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Love\'s Labour\'s Lost\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16803,43,'\nFor courage mounteth with occasion.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"King John\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16804,43,'\nFor the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,\neach delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall\nwas a gate.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien, \"The Return of the King\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to system overview.]\n \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16805,43,'\nFor there are moments when one can neither think nor feel.  And if one can\nneither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?\n\t\t-- Virginia Woolf, \"To the Lighthouse\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to powerfail recovery.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16806,43,'\nFor years a secret shame destroyed my peace--\nI\'d not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.\nBut now I think a thought that brings me hope:\nNeither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.\n\t\t-- Justin Richardson.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16807,43,'\nGo not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16808,43,'\nGone With The Wind LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Margaret Mitchell\n\n\tA woman only likes men she can\'t have and the South gets trashed.\n\nGift of the Magi LITE(tm)\n\t-- by O. Henry\n\n\tA husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.\n\nThe Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Ernest Hemingway\n\n\tAn old man goes fishing, but doesn\'t have much luck.\n\nDiary of a Young Girl LITE(tm)\n\t-- by Anne Frank\n\n\tA young girl hides in an attic but is discovered.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16809,43,'\nGratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. \nYou have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy\nofficials have gone by.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16810,43,'\nGrief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must\nhave somebody to divide it with.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16811,43,'\nHabit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed\ndown-stairs a step at a time.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16812,43,'\nHain\'t we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain\'t that a big\nenough majority in any town?\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Huckleberry Finn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16813,43,'\nHarp not on that string.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16814,43,'\nHave a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not\nadvice, it is merely custom.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16815,43,'\nHaving nothing, nothing can he lose.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16816,43,'\nHe draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his\nargument.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Love\'s Labour\'s Lost\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16817,43,'\nHe hath eaten me out of house and home.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry IV\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16818,43,'\nHe is now rising from affluence to poverty.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16819,43,'\nHe jests at scars who never felt a wound.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Romeo and Juliet, II. 2\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16820,43,'\nHe that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16821,43,'\nHe that is giddy thinks the world turns round.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Taming of the Shrew\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16822,43,'\nHe was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream too.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16823,43,'\nHell is empty and all the devils are here.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"The Tempest\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16824,43,'\nHis followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.  He preferred\nto drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam.  He never\nclaimed to be a god.  But then, he never claimed not to be a god.  Circum-\nstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit.\nSilence, though, could.  It was in the days of the rains that their prayers\nwent up, not from the fingering of knotted prayer cords or the spinning of\nprayer wheels, but from the great pray-machine in the monastery of Ratri,\ngoddess of the Night.  The high-frequency prayers were directed upward through\nthe atmosphere and out beyond it, passing into that golden cloud called the\nBridge of the Gods, which circles the entire world, is seen as a bronze\nrainbow at night and is the place where the red sun becomes orange at midday.\nSome of the monks doubted the orthodoxy of this prayer technique...\n\t\t-- Roger Zelazny, \"Lord of Light\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16825,43,'\nHow apt the poor are to be proud.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Twelfth-Night\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16826,43,'\nI do desire we may be better strangers.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"As You Like It\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16827,43,'\nI don\'t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less\nthan half of you half as well as you deserve.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16828,43,'\nI dote on his very absence.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16829,43,'\nI fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,\nso I woke up from sheer boredom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16830,43,'\nI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16831,43,'\nI must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a\nweek sometimes to make it up.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"The Innocents Abroad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16832,43,'\nI reverently believe that the maker who made us all  makes everything in New\nEngland, but the weather.  I don\'t know who makes that, but I think it must be\nraw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in\nNew England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for\ncountries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere\nif they don\'t get it.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16833,43,'\nI think we are in Rats\' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16834,43,'\nI was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn\'t know.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16835,43,'\nI will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  I\nwill live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.  The Spirits of all\nThree shall strive within me.  I will not shut out the lessons that they\nteach.  Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!\n\t\t-- Charles Dickens\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16836,43,'\n\"I wonder\", he said to himself, \"what\'s in a book while it\'s closed.  Oh, I \nknow it\'s full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must \nbe happening, because as soon as I open it, there\'s a whole story with people \nI don\'t know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles.\"\n\t\t-- Bastian B. Bux\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16837,43,'\nI\'ll burn my books.\n\t\t-- Christopher Marlowe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16838,43,'\nI\'ve touch\'d the highest point of all my greatness;\nAnd from that full meridian of my glory\nI haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,\nLike a bright exhalation in the evening\nAnd no man see me more.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16839,43,'\nIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would\nbe a merrier world.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16840,43,'\nIf one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use\nin reading it at all.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16841,43,'\nIf two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.\n\t\t-- Ernest Hemingway\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16842,43,'\nIf you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16843,43,'\nIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. \nThis is the principal difference between a dog and a man.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16844,43,'\nIf you tell the truth you don\'t have to remember anything.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16845,43,'\nIn a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,\n\"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16846,43,'\nIn India, \"cold weather\" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into\nuse through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather\nwhich will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16847,43,'\nIn Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but\nthe Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they\nhave obtained from books of travel.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16848,43,'\nIn the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made\nschool boards.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16849,43,'\nIn the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and\nstruggled and had lots of children.  There was a Frenchman who talked funny\nand a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the\ncrunch he was all courage.  Those novels would make you retch.\n\t\t-- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, on the generic Canadian\n\t\t   novel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16850,43,'\nIn the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has\nshortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.  Therefore ... in the Old\nSilurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred\nthousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the\nMississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long.  ... There is\nsomething fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesome returns of\nconjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16851,43,'\nIn the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of\n24 hours.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, on New England weather\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16852,43,'\nIt has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely\nthe most important.\n\t\t-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, \"A Case of Identity\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16853,43,'\nIt is a wise father that knows his own child.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16854,43,'\nIt is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:\nfreedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16855,43,'\nIt is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.  There was once a man\nwho, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that\nthere were too many prehistoric toads in it.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16856,43,'\nIt is often the case that the man who can\'t tell a lie thinks he is the best\njudge of one.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16857,43,'\nIt is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories,\nhis reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the\nworst, and so grow gently old all down the unchanging days and die one\nday like any other day, only shorter.\n\t\t-- Samuel Beckett, \"Malone Dies\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16858,43,'\nIt usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16859,43,'\nIt were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion\nthat makes horse-races.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16860,43,'\nIts name is Public Opinion.  It is held in reverence.  It settles everything.\nSome think it is the voice of God.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16861,43,'\nKindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16862,43,'\nKiss me, Kate, we will be married o\' Sunday.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Taming of the Shrew\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16863,43,'\nLay on, MacDuff, and curs\'d be him who first cries, \"Hold, enough!\".\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16864,43,'\nLet him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Coriolanus\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16865,43,'\nLet me take you a button-hole lower.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Love\'s Labour\'s Lost\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16866,43,'\nLet us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be\nsorry.\n\t\t-- Maek Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16867,43,'\nLike an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek,\nshapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm\nas seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing like\nbright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the hood;\nshe was a woman driven -- fueled by a single accelerant -- and she needed a\nman, a man who wouldn\'t shift from his views, a man to steer her along the\nright road: a man like Alf Romeo.\n\t\t-- Rachel Sheeley, winner\n\nThe hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never\nsee her little dog Pritzi again.\n\t\t-- Claudia Fields, runner-up\n\nIt could have been an organically based disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a\ntumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but after a thorough neurological exam it\nwas determined that Byron was simply a jerk.\n\t\t-- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up\n\nWinners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest.  The contest is\nnamed after the author of the immortal lines:  \"It was a dark and stormy\nnight.\"  The object of the contest is to write the opening sentence of the\nworst possible novel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16868,43,'\nLord, what fools these mortals be!\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"A Midsummer-Night\'s Dream\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16869,43,'\nMan is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16870,43,'\nMany a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can\'t\nunderstand his own meaning.\n\t\t-- George D. Prentice\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16871,43,'\nMany enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.  The butcher is\nweary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and\nweeks.  He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,\nbut he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,\nhe thinks about his dog.  The dog is named Herbert.\n\t\t-- Racter, \"The Policeman\'s Beard is Half-Constructed\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16872,43,'\nMany pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very\nvery thin paper.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16873,43,'\nMany pages make a thick book.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16874,43,'\nMind!  I don\'t mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is\nparticularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,\nto regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.\nBut the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands\nshall not disturb it, or the Country\'s done for.  You will therefore permit\nme to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.\n\t\t-- Charles Dickens, \"A Christmas Carol\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16875,43,'\nMust I hold a candle to my shames?\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16876,43,'\n\tMy dear People.\n\tMy dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,\nand Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,\nBracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.  Also my good\nSackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.  Today is my\none hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!\"\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16877,43,'\nMy only love sprung from my only hate!\nToo early seen unknown, and known too late!\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Romeo and Juliet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16878,43,'\nNever laugh at live dragons.\n\t\t-- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, \"The Hobbit\"]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16879,43,'\nNo group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16880,43,'\nNo live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of\nabsolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.\nHill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness\nwithin; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.\nWithin, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and\ndoors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone\nof Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.\n\t\t-- Shirley Jackson, \"The Haunting of Hill House\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16881,43,'\nNo violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you!  Consider the furniture!\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16882,43,'\nNoise proves nothing.  Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles\nas if she laid an asteroid.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16883,43,'\n\"Not Hercules could have knock\'d out his brains, for he had none.\"\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16884,43,'\nNothing so needs reforming as other people\'s habits.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16885,43,'\nNothing so needs reforming as other people\'s habits.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16886,43,'\nO, it is excellent\nTo have a giant\'s strength; but it is tyrannous\nTo use it like a giant.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare, \"Measure for Measure\", II, 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16887,43,'\nOctober 12, the Discovery.\n\nIt was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss\nit.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16888,43,'\nOctober.\n\nThis is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.\n\nThe others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,\nDecember, August, and February.\n\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16889,43,'\nOh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16890,43,'\nOne of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has\nonly nine lives.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16891,43,'\nPatch griefs with proverbs.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Much Ado About Nothing\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16892,43,'\nPerilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves\npossess.\n\t\t-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, \"Lord of the Rings\"]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16893,43,'\nPersons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;\npersons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting\nto find a plot in it will be shot.  By Order of the Author\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Tom Sawyer\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16894,43,'\nquestion = ( to ) ? be : ! be;\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16895,43,'\nReader, suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of\nCongress.  But I repeat myself.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16896,43,'\nRebellion lay in his way, and he found it.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry IV\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16897,43,'\nRemark of Dr. Baldwin\'s concerning upstarts: We don\'t care to eat toadstools\nthat think they are truffles.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16898,43,'\nRepartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16899,43,'\nROMEO:\t\tCourage, man; the hurt cannot be much.\nMERCUTIO:\tNo, \'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide\n\t\t\tas a church-door; but \'tis enough, \'twill serve.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16900,43,'\nSeeing that death, a necessary end,\nWill come when it will come.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Julius Caesar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16901,43,'\nShe is not refined.  She is not unrefined.  She keeps a parrot.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16902,43,'\nSheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then\nturned to Doppelgutt and said \'The Senator must really have been on a\nbender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last\nnight, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British\naircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.\'\n\t\t-- Grand Panjandrum\'s Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton\n\t\t   bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16903,43,'\nSmall things make base men proud.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16904,43,'\nSo she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie;\nand at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head\ninto the shop. \"What! no soap?\" So he died, and she very imprudently\nmarried the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand\nPanjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all\nfell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran\nout at the heels of their boots.\n\t\t-- Samuel Foote\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16905,43,'\nSo so is good, very good, very excellent good:\nand yet it is not; it is but so so.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"As You Like It\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16906,43,'\nSoap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more\ndeadly in the long run.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16907,43,'\nSomething\'s rotten in the state of Denmark.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16908,43,'\nSometimes I wonder if I\'m in my right mind.  Then it passes off and I\'m\nas intelligent as ever.\n\t\t-- Samuel Beckett, \"Endgame\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16909,43,'\n\"Speak, thou vast and venerable head,\" muttered Ahab, \"which, though\nungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak,\nmighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee.  Of all divers,\nthou has dived the deepest.  That head upon which the upper sun now gleams has\nmoved amid the world\'s foundations.  Where unrecorded names and navies rust,\nand untold hopes and anchors rot; where in her murderous hold this frigate\nearth is ballasted with bones of millions of the drowned; there, in that awful\nwater-land, there was thy most familiar home.  Thou hast been where bell or\ndiver never went; has slept by many a sailer\'s side, where sleepless mothers\nwould give their lives to lay them down.  Thou saw\'st the locked lovers when\nleaping from their flaming ship; heart to heart they sank beneath the exulting\nwave; true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them.  Thou saw\'st the\nmurdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell\ninto the deeper midnight of the insatiate maw; and his murderers still sailed\non unharmed -- while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would\nhave borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms.  O head! thou has\nseen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one\nsyllable is thine!\"\n\t\t-- H. Melville, \"Moby Dick\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16910,43,'\nSteady movement is more important than speed, much of the time.  So long\nas there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks\ninto, there is room for lateral movement.  Once this begins, its rate is\na matter of discretion.\n\t\t-- Corwin, Prince of Amber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16911,43,'\nStop!  There was first a game of blindman\'s buff.  Of course there was.\nAnd I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes\nin his boots.  My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and\nScrooge\'s nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it.  The\nway he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage\non the credulity of human nature.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16912,43,'\nSuspicion always haunts the guilty mind.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16913,43,'\nSwerve me?  The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,\nwhereon my soul is grooved to run.  Over unsounded gorges, through\nthe rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents\' beds, unerringly I rush!\n\t\t-- Captain Ahab, \"Moby Dick\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16914,43,'\nTalkers are no good doers.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16915,43,'\nTell the truth or trump--but get the trick.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16916,43,'\nTempt not a desperate man.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Romeo and Juliet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16917,43,'\nThe abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Julius Caesar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16918,43,'\nThe bay-trees in our country are all wither\'d\nAnd meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;\nThe pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth\nAnd lean-look\'d prophets whisper fearful change.\nThese signs forerun the death or fall of kings.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"Richard II\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16919,43,'\nThe better part of valor is discretion.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry IV\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16920,43,'\nThe bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first\nhalf being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and\npleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who\nhadn\'t heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice\nfor those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time\nduring the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it\nbut your brain wasn\'t reacting yet to let you know.\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16921,43,'\nThe Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State\nUniv.  by Professor Scott Rice.  It is held in memory of Edward George\nEarle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his\ntime) novelist.  He is best known today for having written \"The Last\nDays of Pompeii.\"\n\nWhenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse,\nbeginning \"It was a dark and stormy night...\" he is borrowing from Lord\nBulwer-Lytton.  This was the line that opened his novel, \"Paul Clifford,\"\nwritten in 1830.  The full line reveals why it is so bad:\n\n\tIt was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except\n\tat occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of\n\twind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene\n\tlies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty\n\tflame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16922,43,'\nThe camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted\nsullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first\ntime since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve\ninto a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent\nwith Basil.\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16923,43,'\nThe countdown had stalled at \'T\' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first\nfemale ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,\nrubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what\nwould prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my\ncareer.\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16924,43,'\nThe devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16925,43,'\nThe difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference\nbetween a mermaid and a seal.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16926,43,'\nThe difference between the right word and the almost right word is the\ndifference between lightning and the lightning bug.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16927,43,'\nThe fashion wears out more apparel than the man.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Much Ado About Nothing\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16928,43,'\nThe first thing we do, let\'s kill all the lawyers.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\", Part IV\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16929,43,'\nThe holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and\nenduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to\nlend money.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16930,43,'\nThe human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16931,43,'\nThe human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that\nprocession but carrying a banner.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16932,43,'\nThe last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.\n\t\t-- Blaise Pascal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16933,43,'\nThe Least Perceptive Literary Critic\n\tThe most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax.  A\nmost individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to\ngive a public reading of his latest poem.\n\tPope, the leading poet of his day, was greatly surprised when Lord\nHalifax stopped him four or five times and said, \"I beg your pardon, Mr.\nPope, but there is something in that passage that does not quite please me.\"\n\tPope was rendered speechless, as this fine critic suggested sizeable\nand unwise emendations to his latest masterpiece.  \"Be so good as to mark\nthe place and consider at your leisure.  I\'m sure you can give it a better\nturn.\"\n\tAfter the reading, a good friend of Lord Halifax, a certain Dr.\nGarth, took the stunned Pope to one side.  \"There is no need to touch the\nlines,\" he said.  \"All you need do is leave them just as they are, call on\nLord Halifax two or three months hence, thank him for his kind observation\non those passages, and then read them to him as altered.  I have known him\nmuch longer than you have, and will be answerable for the event.\"\n\tPope took his advice, called on Lord Halifax and read the poem\nexactly as it was before.  His unique critical faculties had lost none of\ntheir edge.  \"Ay\", he commented, \"now they are perfectly right.  Nothing can\nbe better.\"\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16934,43,'\nThe Least Successful Collector\n\tBetsy Baker played a central role in the history of collecting.  She\nwas employed as a servant in the house of John Warburton (1682-1759) who had\namassed a fine collection of 58 first edition plays, including most of the\nworks of Shakespeare.\n\tOne day Warburton returned home to find 55 of them charred beyond\nlegibility.  Betsy had either burned them or used them as pie bottoms.  The\nremaining three folios are now in the British Museum.\n\tThe only comparable literary figure was the maid who in 1835 burned\nthe manuscript of the first volume of Thomas Carlyle\'s \"The Hisory of the\nFrench Revolution\", thinking it was wastepaper.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16935,43,'\nThe lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of\nthe warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at\nher nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic\nHandsomas roared, \'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you\'ll feel my\nsteel through your last meal!\'\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16936,43,'\nThe lunatic, the lover, and the poet,\nAre of imagination all compact...\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"A Midsummer Night\'s Dream\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16937,43,'\nThe man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that\nwill always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16938,43,'\nThe naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Love\'s Labour\'s Lost\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16939,43,'\n\t\"...The name of the song is called \'Haddocks\' Eyes\'!\"\n\t\"Oh, that\'s the name of the song, is it?\" Alice said, trying to\nfeel interested.\n\t\"No, you don\'t understand,\" the Knight said, looking a little\nvexed.  \"That\'s what the name is called.  The name really is, \'The Aged\nAged Man.\'\"\n\t\"Then I ought to have said \"That\'s what the song is called\'?\"\nAlice corrected herself.\n\t\"No, you oughtn\'t: that\'s quite another thing!  The song is\ncalled \'Ways and Means\':  but that\'s only what it is called you know!\"\n\t\"Well, what is the song then?\" said Alice, who was by this\ntime completely bewildered.\n\t\"I was coming to that,\" the Knight said.  \"The song really is\n\"A-sitting on a Gate\": and the tune\'s my own invention.\"\n\t\t--Lewis Carroll, \"Through the Looking Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16940,43,'\nThe notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered\nrumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen\nbicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature\'s maxim,\n\'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,\' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.\n\t\t-- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16941,43,'\nThe only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live,\nmad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,\nthe ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn\nlike fabulous yellow Roman candles.\n\t\t-- Jack Kerouac, \"On the Road\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16942,43,'\nThe only way to keep your health is to eat what you don\'t want, drink what\nyou don\'t like, and do what you\'d rather not.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16943,43,'\n\tThe Priest\'s grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly.\nI will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.\n\tA voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.\nTurning the curve he waved his hand.  A sleek brown head, a seal\'s, far\nout on the water, round.  Usurper.\n\t\t-- James Joyce, \"Ulysses\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16944,43,'\nThe Public is merely a multiplied \"me.\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16945,43,'\nThe ripest fruit falls first.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Richard II\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16946,43,'\nThe secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16947,43,'\nThe smallest worm will turn being trodden on.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry VI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16948,43,'\nThe surest protection against temptation is cowardice.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16949,43,'\nThe true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with\ncommoner things.  It is chief of the world\'s luxuries, king by the grace of God\nover all the fruits of the earth.  When one has tasted it, he knows what the\nangels eat.  It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because\nshe repented.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16950,43,'\nThe very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16951,43,'\nThere are more things in heaven and earth,\nHoratio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.\n\t\t-- Wm. Shakespeare, \"Hamlet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16952,43,'\nThere are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a\nrising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2,\nto tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the\nmanuscript of his forthcoming book.  No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2\nadmits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16953,43,'\nThere is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of\npaying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16954,43,'\nThere is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.\n\t\t-- Joan Didion, \"Slouching Towards Bethlehem\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16955,43,'\nThere is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.\n\"When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend.\"\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16956,43,'\nThere is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by\nridicule, howsoever poor and witless.  Observe the ass, for instance: his\ncharacter is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler\nanimals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to.  Instead of feeling\ncomplimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16957,43,'\nThere is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16958,43,'\nThere is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted\narmed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.\n\t\t-- Ernest Hemingway\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16959,43,'\nThere\'s small choice in rotten apples.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Taming of the Shrew\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16960,43,'\nThey have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Love\'s Labour\'s Lost\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16961,43,'\nThey spell it \"da Vinci\" and pronounce it \"da Vinchy\".  Foreigners\nalways spell better than they pronounce.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16962,43,'\nThings past redress and now with me past care.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Richard II\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16963,43,'\nThis is the first age that\'s paid much attention to the future, which is a\nlittle ironic since we may not have one.\n\t\t-- Arthur Clarke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16964,43,'\nThis night methinks is but the daylight sick.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"The Merchant of Venice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16965,43,'\nThis was the most unkindest cut of all.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Julius Caesar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16966,43,'\nTo be or not to be.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\nTo do is to be.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\nTo be is to do.\n\t\t-- Sartre\nDo be do be do.\n\t\t-- Sinatra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16967,43,'\nToo much is just enough.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, on whiskey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16968,43,'\nTraining is everything.  The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is\nnothing but cabbage with a college education.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16969,43,'\nTruth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16970,43,'\nUnless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues\nof bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself\na fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst\nbe so superfluous to demand the time of the day.  I wasted time and now doth\ntime waste me.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16971,43,'\nWagner\'s music is better than it sounds.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16972,43,'\nWater, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16973,43,'\nWe know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the\nbee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.  It seems\nalmost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the\noyster.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16974,43,'\nWe should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is\nin it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot\nstove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that\nis well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16975,43,'\nWe were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.  But there was\nalso a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a\nFrench restaurant. [...]\n\tI could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk\nwhite BMW and her Jordache smile.  There had been a fight.  I had punched her\nboyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls.  Everyone told him, \"You ride the\nbull, senor.  You do not fight it.\"  But he was lean and tough like a bad\nrib-eye and he fought the bull.  And then he fought me.  And when we finished\nthere were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...]\n\t\"Stop the car,\" the girl said.\n\tThere was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes.  She knew about the\nwoman of the tollway.  I knew not how.  I started to speak, but she raised an\narm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget.\n\t\"I do not ask for whom\'s the tollway belle,\" she said, \"the tollway\nbelle\'s for thee.\"\n\tThe next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.\nLife is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey\nonto my granola and faced a new day.\n\t\t-- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway\n\t\t   Competition\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16976,43,'\nWell, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized\nthat like most books, it had too many words.  The plot was the same one that\nall James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but\nJames Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive\nwomen.  There, that\'s it: 24 words.  But the guy who wrote the book took\n*thousands* of words to say it.\n\tOr consider \"The Brothers Karamazov\", by the famous Russian alcoholic\nFyodor Dostoyevsky.  It\'s about these two brothers who kill their father.\nOr maybe only one of them kills the father.  It\'s impossible to tell because\nwhat they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages.  If all Russians talk\nas much as the Karamazovs did, I don\'t see how they found time to become a\nmajor world power.\n\tI\'m told that Dostoyevsky wrote \"The Brothers Karamazov\" to raise\nthe question of whether there is a God.  So why didn\'t he just come right\nout and say: \"Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me.\"\n\tOther famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:\n\n* \"Moby Dick\" -- Don\'t mess around with large whales because they symbolize\n  nature and will kill you.\n* \"A Tale of Two Cities\" -- French people are crazy.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16977,43,'\nWhat good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?\n\t\t-- Nero Wolfe, \"The League of Frightened Men\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16978,43,'\nWhat I tell you three times is true.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16979,43,'\nWhat no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working\nwhen he\'s staring out the window.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16980,43,'\nWhen angry, count four; when very angry, swear.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16981,43,'\nWhen I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone\nto a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16982,43,'\nWhen I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened\nor not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I\ncannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to\ngo to pieces like this but we all have to do it.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16983,43,'\nWhen in doubt, tell the truth.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16984,43,'\nWhen one burns one\'s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.\n\t\t-- Dylan Thomas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16985,43,'\nWhen you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.\n\t\t-- Roger Zelazny, \"Doorways in the Sand\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16986,43,'\nWhenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\nyou are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\nAtlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain \"A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur\'s Court\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16987,43,'\nWhenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\nto reform.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16988,43,'\nWhoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt\nof gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.  He\nbrought death into the world.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16989,43,'\nWhy is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?  It is because we\nare not the person involved.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16990,43,'\nWork consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.\nPlay consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16991,43,'\nWrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16992,43,'\nWriting is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until\ndrops of blood form on your forehead.\n\t\t-- Gene Fowler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16993,43,'\nWriting is turning one\'s worst moments into money.\n\t\t-- J.P. Donleavy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16994,43,'\n\"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive.\"\n\t\t-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, \"A Study in Scarlet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16995,43,'\n\t\"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?\"\n\t\"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --\"\n\t\"My blushes, Watson,\" Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.\n\t\"I was about to say \'as he is unknown to the public.\'\"\n\t\t-- A. Conan Doyle, \"The Valley of Fear\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16996,43,'\nYou may my glories and my state dispose,\nBut not my griefs; still am I king of those.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Richard II\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16997,43,'\nYou mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the\nobvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and\nan asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes, \"The Norwood Builder\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16998,43,'\nYou never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night\nto write.\n\t\t-- Saul Bellow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (16999,43,'\nYou see, I consider that a man\'s brain originally is like a little empty\nattic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.  A fool\ntakes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge\nwhich might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with\na lot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it.\nNow the skilful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his\nbrain-attic.  He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing\nhis work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect\norder.  It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and\ncan distend to any extent.  Depend upon it there comes a time when for every\naddition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before.  It is of\nthe highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out\nthe useful ones.\n\t\t-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, \"A Study in Scarlet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17000,43,'\nYou tread upon my patience.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry IV\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17001,43,'\n\tYou will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the\nAbernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the\nparsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17002,43,'\nYour manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not\noriginal and the part that is original is not good.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17003,43,'\nZounds!  I was never so bethumped with words\nsince I first called my brother\'s father dad.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Kind John\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17004,44,'A career is great, but you can\'t run your fingers through its hair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17005,44,'\nA kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual\nstoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17006,44,'\nA woman was in love with fourteen soldiers.  It was clearly platoonic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17007,44,'\nAbsence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,\nas the wind blows out candles and fans fires.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17008,44,'\nAbsence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much\nextinguishes it.\n\t\t-- Hannah More\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17009,44,'\nAbsence is to love what wind is to fire.  It extinguishes the small,\nit enkindles the great.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17010,44,'\nAll the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most\nridiculous ones.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17011,44,'\nAlways there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,\ninvite them as we may.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17012,44,'\nBondage maybe, discipline never!\n\t\t-- T.K.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17013,44,'\nDistrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance\nand without any visible reason.\n\t\t-- Lord Chesterfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17014,44,'\nDon\'t despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17015,44,'\nFalling in Love\n\tWhen two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in\nlove.  You can tell you\'re in love by the way you feel: your head becomes\nlight, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you\'re walking on air,\nand the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.  Unfortunately,\nthese are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it\'s always a\ngood idea to check with your doctor.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17016,44,'\nFalling in love is a lot like dying.  You never get to do it enough to\nbecome good at it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17017,44,'\nFinish the sentence below in 25 words or less:\n\n\t\"Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ...\"\n\nMail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to:\n\n\tP.O. Box 35\n\tBaffled Greek, Michigan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17018,44,'\nGive me chastity and continence, but not just now.\n\t\t-- St. Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17019,44,'\nGod is love, but get it in writing.\n\t\t-- Gypsy Rose Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17020,44,'\n\"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental\neffort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion.\"\n\t\t-- Mick Farren, \"When Gravity Fails\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17021,44,'\nHe who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won\'t\nencounter many rivals.\n\t\t-- Georg Lichtenberg, \"Aphorisms\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17022,44,'\nHearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.\n\t\t-- The Wizard of Oz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17023,44,'\nHEY KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:\n\tBe sure it\'s true, when you say \"I love you\".  It\'s a sin to\n\ttell a lie.  Millions of hearts have been broken, just because\n\tthese words were spoken.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17024,44,'\nHis heart was yours from the first moment that you met.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17025,44,'\nHow much does she love you?  Less than you\'ll ever know.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17026,44,'\nI am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.\n\t\t-- John Donne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17027,44,'\nI can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary\nrelief to nymphomaniacs.\n\t\t-- Larry Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17028,44,'\nI don\'t want people to love me.  It makes for obligations.\n\t\t-- Jean Anouilh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17029,44,'\nI love you more than anything in this world.  I don\'t expect that will last.\n\t\t-- Elvis Costello\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17030,44,'\nI love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.\n\t\t-- Roy Croft\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17031,44,'\nI loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit\nsome act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible.\n\t\t-- Gene Wolfe, \"The Shadow of the Torturer\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17032,44,'\nI never loved another person the way I loved myself.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17033,44,'\nI think a relationship is like a shark.  It has to constantly move forward\nor it dies.  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17034,44,'\nI used to be Snow White, but I drifted.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17035,44,'\nI used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme\nfoolishness.  I no longer thought that.  There\'s nothing foolish in\nloving anyone.  Thinking you\'ll be loved in return is what\'s foolish.\n\t\t-- Rita Mae Brown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17036,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I\'ve got\nto undo it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17037,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17038,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17039,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.\'\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17040,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17041,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m attending the opening of my garage door.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17042,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m converting my calendar watch from\nJulian to Gregorian.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17043,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m doing door-to-door collecting for static\ncling.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17044,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m having all my plants neutered.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17045,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m staying home to work on my\ncottage cheese sculpture.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17046,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'m taking punk totem pole carving.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17047,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but I\'ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17048,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but it\'s my parakeet\'s bowling night.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17049,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17050,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17051,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17052,44,'\n\"I\'d love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that\nneed worrying about.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17053,44,'\nI\'d love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.\n\t\t-- Bette Davis, \"Cabin in the Cotton\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17054,44,'\n\t\"I\'ll tell you what I know, then,\" he decided.  \"The pin I\'m wearing\nmeans I\'m a member of the IA.  That\'s Inamorati Anonymous.  An inamorato is\nsomebody in love.  That\'s the worst addiction of all.\"\n\t\"Somebody is about to fall in love,\" Oedipa said, \"you go sit with\nthem, or something?\"\n\t\"Right.  The whole idea is to get where you don\'t need it.  I was\nlucky.  I kicked it young.  But there are sixty-year-old men, believe it or\nnot, and women even older, who might wake up in the night screaming.\"\n\t\"You hold meetings, then, like the AA?\"\n\t\"No, of course not.  You get a phone number, an answering service\nyou can call.  Nobody knows anybody else\'s name; just the number in case\nit gets so bad you can\'t handle it alone.  We\'re isolates, Arnold.  Meetings\nwould destroy the whole point of it.\"\n\t\t-- Thomas Pynchon, \"The Crying of Lot 49\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17055,44,'\nIf love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17056,44,'\nIf Love Were Oil, I\'d Be About A Quart Low\n\t\t-- Book title by Lewis Grizzard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17057,44,'\nIf only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of\nwhether you love her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17058,44,'\nIf you can\'t be good, be careful.  If you can\'t be careful, give me a call.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17059,44,'\nIf you love someone, set them free.\nIf they don\'t come back, then call them up when you\'re drunk.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17060,44,'\nIn a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the\nother really likes.\n\t\t-- Elizabeth Ashley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17061,44,'\nIn an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to\nbe in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one\'s\nbeloved.\n\t\t-- Russell Baker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17062,44,'\nIn love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.\n\t\t-- Bruton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17063,44,'\nIn real love you want the other person\'s good.  In romantic love you\nwant the other person.\n\t\t-- Margaret Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17064,44,'\nIt is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17065,44,'\nJust how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody\nwho sits down and considers just how many people know the real truth\nabout his or her love affairs.\n\t\t-- Rebecca West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17066,44,'\nLet us live!!!\nLet us love!!!\nLet us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!\n\nYou first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17067,44,'\nLet\'s just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17068,44,'\nLet\'s not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17069,44,'\nLonely is a man without love.\n\t\t-- Englebert Humperdinck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17070,44,'\nLove -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17071,44,'\nLove and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17072,44,'\nLove at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\nworld has ever seen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17073,44,'\nLove cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.\n\t\t-- Sigmund Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17074,44,'\nLove conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17075,44,'\nLove is a grave mental disease.\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17076,44,'\nLove is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips\nover, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.\n\t\t-- Matt Groening, \"Love is Hell\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17077,44,'\nLove is always open arms.  With arms open you allow love to come and\ngo as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.  If you close your\narms about love you\'ll find you are left only holding yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17078,44,'\nLove is being stupid together.\n\t\t-- Paul Valery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17079,44,'\nLove is dope, not chicken soup.  I mean, love is something to be passed\naround freely, not spooned down someone\'s throat for their own good by a\nJewish mother who cooked it all by herself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17080,44,'\nLove is in the offing.\n\t\t-- The Homicidal Maniac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17081,44,'\nLove is like a friendship caught on fire.  In the beginning a flame, very\npretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.  As love\ngrows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning\nand unquenchable.\n\t\t-- Bruce Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17082,44,'\nLove is like the measles; we all have to go through it.\n\t\t-- Jerome K. Jerome\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17083,44,'\nLove is never asking why?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17084,44,'\nLove is not enough, but it sure helps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17085,44,'\nLove is sentimental measles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17086,44,'\nLove is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17087,44,'\nLove is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.\n\t\t-- M. Hirschfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17088,44,'\nLove is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.\n\t\t-- Saint Exupery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17089,44,'\nLove is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.\n\t\t-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17090,44,'\nLove IS what it\'s cracked up to be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17091,44,'\nLove is what you\'ve been through with somebody.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17092,44,'\nLove isn\'t only blind, it\'s also deaf, dumb, and stupid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17093,44,'\nLove means having to say you\'re sorry every five minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17094,44,'\nLove means never having to say you\'re sorry.\n\t\t-- Eric Segal, \"Love Story\"\n\nThat\'s the most ridiculous thing I\'ve ever heard.\n\t\t-- Ryan O\'Neill, \"What\'s Up Doc?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17095,44,'\nLove tells us many things that are not so.\n\t\t-- Krainian Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17096,44,'\nMay your SO always know when you need a hug.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17097,44,'\n\"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each\nother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyone\nhad to seek professional help.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17098,44,'\nMost people don\'t need a great deal of love nearly so much as they need\na steady supply.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17099,44,'\nMy cup hath runneth\'d over with love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17100,44,'\nNature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset.\n\t\t-- Clare Booth Luce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17101,44,'\n\t\"No, I understand now,\" Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so\nsimple, really.  \"I didn\'t, for a long time, but I do now.  You just can\'t\nhold people, you can\'t own them.  I mean it\'s only natural, a natural process\nreally.  Meet.  Love.  Part.  Life goes on.  There was never any reason to\nexpect her to stay always the same -- I mean `in love,\' you know.\"  There were\nthose doubt-quotes of Smoky\'s, heavily indicated.  \"I don\'t hold a grudge.  I\ncan\'t.\"\n\t\"You do,\" Grandfather Trout said.  \"And you don\'t understand.\"\n\t\t-- Little, Big, \"John Crowley\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17102,44,'\nOf all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17103,44,'\nOf course it\'s possible to love a human being if you don\'t know them too well.\n\t\t-- Charles Bukowski\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17104,44,'\nOh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one\narch-enemy -- and that is life.\n\t\t-- Jean Anouilh, \"Ardele\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17105,44,'\nOn a tous un peu peur de l\'amour, mais on a surtout peur de souffrir\nou de faire souffrir.\n\t[One is always a little afraid of love, but above all, one is\n\t afraid of pain or causing pain.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17106,44,'\nOnce the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings\ninfinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can\ngrow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it\npossible for each to see each other whole against the sky.\n\t\t-- Rainer Rilke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17107,44,'\nOne expresses well the love he does not feel.\n\t\t-- J.A. Karr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17108,44,'\nPeople think love is an emotion.  Love is good sense.\n\t\t-- Ken Kesey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17109,44,'\nReally??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17110,44,'\nSometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...\nand ask you to move out of the way because it still isn\'t your turn.\n\t\t-- N.V. Plyter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17111,44,'\nSometimes love ain\'t nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17112,44,'\nSorry never means having your say to love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17113,44,'\nSpeaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these\ndays, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate\nwith the people they love; Husbands and wives who can\'t communicate, children\nwho can\'t communicate with their parents, and so on.  And the characters in\nthese books and plays and so on (and in real life, I might add) spend hours\nbemoaning the fact that they can\'t communicate.  I feel that if a person can\'t\ncommunicate, the very _____\b\b\b\b\bleast he can do is to shut up!\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer, \"That Was the Year that Was\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17114,44,'\nSupport wildlife -- vote for an orgy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17115,44,'\nThat is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,\nthat no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love\nin the same way as us.\n\t\t-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17116,44,'\nThat\'s life for you, said McDunn.  Someone always waiting for someone who\nnever comes home.  Always someone loving something more than that thing loves\nthem.  And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so it\ncan\'t hurt you no more.\n\t\t-- R. Bradbury, \"The Fog Horn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17117,44,'\n\tThe birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is time\nfor Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public.\n\tIt\'s not that Miss Manners is immune to romance.  Miss Manners\nhas been known to squeeze a gentleman\'s arm while being helped over a\ncurb, and, in her wild youth, even to press a dainty slipper against a\nfoot or two under the dinner table.  Miss Manners also believes that the\nsight of people strolling hand in hand or arm in arm or arm in hand\ndresses up a city considerably more than the more familiar sight of\npeople shaking umbrellas at one another.  What Miss Manners objects to\nis the kind of activity that frightens the horses on the street...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17118,44,'\nThe giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17119,44,'\nThe heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.\n\t\t-- Blaise Pascal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17120,44,'\nThe heart is wiser than the intellect.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17121,44,'\nThe little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make a quilt\nto keep away the cold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17122,44,'\nThe magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17123,44,'\nThe myth of romantic love holds that once you\'ve fallen in love with the\nperfect partner, you\'re home free.  Unfortunately, falling out of love\nseems to be just as involuntary as falling into it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17124,44,'\nThe only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years\nis that they\'ve changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.\n\t\t-- The Indianapolis Star\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17125,44,'\nThe onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness\nexperienced at being alone together.\n\t\t-- Jean de la Bruyere\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17126,44,'\nThe perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.\n\t\t-- Charles Pierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17127,44,'\nThe person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17128,44,'\nThe seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,\nand sixth years.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17129,44,'\nThe story of the butterfly:\n\t\"I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady friend.  I was in love,\na long time ago.  I waited three days.  I was hungry but could not go\nout for food, lest she come and I not be there to greet her.  Then, on\nthe third day, I heard a knock.\"\n\t\"I hurried along the old passage and there, in the sunlight,\nthere was nothing.\"\n\t\"Just,\" Vance Joy said, \"a butterfly, flying away.\"\n\t\t-- Peter Carey, BLISS\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17130,44,'\nThe sweeter the apple, the blacker the core --\nScratch a lover and find a foe!\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Ballad of a Great Weariness\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17131,44,'\nThe way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17132,44,'\nThere are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants\nand animals.  When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and when\nthe lights go out, they turn into animals.  But then again, don\'t we all?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17133,44,'\nThere is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17134,44,'\nThere is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none.\n\t\t-- Paul Bourget\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17135,44,'\nThere\'s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17136,44,'\nTiming must be perfect now.  Two-timing must be better than perfect.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17137,44,'\nTo be loved is very demoralizing.\n\t\t-- Katharine Hepburn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17138,44,'\nTo fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three\nparts dead.\n\t\t-- Bertrand Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17139,44,'\nTotal strangers need love, too; and I\'m stranger than most.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17140,44,'\nTrue happiness will be found only in true love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17141,44,'\nUnder deadline pressure for the next week.  If you want something, it can wait.\nUnless it\'s blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17142,44,'\nWe don\'t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.\n\t\t-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17143,44,'\nWhat is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice.\n\t\t-- Charles Baudelaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17144,44,'\nWhen your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn\nThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.\n\t\t-- Leonard Cohen, \"Sisters of Mercy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17145,44,'\nWhy I Can\'t Go Out With You:\n\nI\'d LOVE to, but ...\n\t-- I have to floss my cat.\n\t-- I\'ve dedicated my life to linguini.\n\t-- I need to spend more time with my blender.\n\t-- it wouldn\'t be fair to the other Beautiful People.\n\t-- it\'s my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.\n\t-- I\'m going downtown to try on some gloves.\n\t-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.\n\t-- I\'m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.\n\t-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.\n\t-- I have some really hard words to look up.\n\t-- I\'ve got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.\n\t-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17146,44,'\nWhy I Can\'t Go Out With You:\n\nI\'d LOVE to, but...\n\t-- I have to answer all of my \"occupant\" letters.\n\t-- None of my socks match.\n\t-- I\'m having all my plants neutered.\n\t-- I changed the lock on my door and now I can\'t get out.\n\t-- My yucca plant is feeling yucky.\n\t-- I\'m touring China with a wok band.\n\t-- My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.\n\t-- I\'m running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student\n\t\tnamed Basil Metabolism.\n\t-- There are important world issues that need worrying about.\n\t-- I\'m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.\n\t-- I prefer to remain an enigma.\n\t-- I think you want the OTHER Peggy/Cathy/Mike/whomever.\n\t-- I feel a song coming on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17147,44,'\nWhy I Can\'t Go Out With You:\n\nI\'d LOVE to, but...\n\t-- I have to draw \"Cubby\" for an art scholarship.\n\t-- I have to sit up with a sick ant.\n\t-- I\'m trying to be less popular.\n\t-- My bathroom tiles need grouting.\n\t-- I\'m waiting to see if I\'m already a winner.\n\t-- My subconscious says no.\n\t-- I just picked up a book called \"Glue in Many Lands\" and I\n\t\tcan\'t seem to put it down.\n\t-- My favorite commercial is on TV.\n\t-- I have to study for my blood test.\n\t-- I\'ve been traded to Cincinnati.\n\t-- I\'m having my baby shoes bronzed.\n\t-- I have to go to court for kitty littering.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17148,44,'\nWhy I Can\'t Go Out With You:\n\nI\'d LOVE to, but...\n\t-- I\'m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.\n\t-- I\'m attending the opening of my garage door.\n\t-- The monsters haven\'t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.\n\t-- I\'m converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.\n\t-- I have to fulfill my potential.\n\t-- I don\'t want to leave my comfort zone.\n\t-- It\'s too close to the turn of the century.\n\t-- I have to bleach my hare.\n\t-- I\'m worried about my vertical hold knob.\n\t-- I left my body in my other clothes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17149,44,'\nWhy I Can\'t Go Out With You:\n\nI\'d LOVE to, but...\n\t-- I\'ve got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.\n\t-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.\n\t-- I\'ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.\n\t-- I\'m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.\n\t-- It\'s my parakeet\'s bowling night.\n\t-- I\'m building a plant from a kit.\n\t-- There\'s a disturbance in the Force.\n\t-- I\'m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.\n\t-- I\'m teaching my ferret to yodel.\n\t-- My crayons all melted together.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17150,44,'\n\"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it\'s hard enough to love\nyou knowing nothing?\"\n\t\t-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17151,44,'\nWithout love intelligence is dangerous;\nwithout intelligence love is not enough.\n\t\t-- Ashley Montagu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17152,44,'\nWouldn\'t this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were a turn-on?\n\t\t-- \"Broadcast News\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17153,44,'\nYeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won\'t go\nout with you if you don\'t have any.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17154,44,'\nYou shouldn\'t have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.\n\t\t-- Pat Benatar, \"Hell is for Children\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17155,45,'A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength.  It has been universally\nestablished as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon\nor three normal sized billiard balls.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17156,45,'\n\"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit,\nlet alone discuss with prospective clients.  Still, the fact remains that \nthere are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, \ncompletely immune to any direct magical spell.  It is for this group of\nbeings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells.\nIt also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club\nnear your person at all times.\"\n\t\t-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17157,45,'\nAn ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for\nbroken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17158,45,'\nChaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17159,45,'\nDo not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to\nlight.\n\nDo not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and\nquick to anger.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17160,45,'\n\"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good\nwith ketchup.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17161,45,'\nDo what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.\n\t\t-- Aleister Crowley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17162,45,'\nEight was also the Number of Bel-Shamharoth, which was why a sensible wizard\nwould never mention the number if he could avoid it.  Or you\'ll be eight\nalive, apprentices were jocularly warned.  Bel-Shamharoth was especially\nattracted to dabblers in magic who, by being as it were beachcombers on the\nshores of the unnatural, were already half-enmeshed in his nets.\nRincewind\'s room number in his hall of residence had been 7a.  He hadn\'t\nbeen surprised.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Sending of Eight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17163,45,'\n\"How do you know she is a unicorn?\" Molly demanded.  \"And why were you afraid\nto let her touch you?  I saw you.  You were afraid of her.\"\n\t\"I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long,\" the cat\nreplied without rancor.  \"I would not waste time in foolishness if I were \nyou.  As to your first question, no cat out of its first fur can ever be\ndeceived by appearances.  Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.  As for your\nsecond question --\"  Here he faltered, and suddenly became very interested\nin washing; nor would he speak until he had licked himself fluffy and then\nlicked himself smooth again.  Even then he would not look at Molly, but \nexamined his claws.\n\t\"If she had touched me,\" he said very softly, \"I would have been\nhers and not my own, not ever again.\"\n\t\t-- Peter S. Beagle, \"The Last Unicorn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17164,45,'\nIt is a well known fact that warriors and wizards do not get along, because\none side considers the other side to be a collection of bloodthirsty idiots\nwho can\'t walk and think at the same time, while the other side is naturally\nsuspicious of a body of men who mumble a lot and wear long dresses.  Oh, say\nthe wizards, if we\'re going to be like that, then, what about all those\nstudded collars and oiled muscles down at the Young Men\'s Pagan Association?\nTo which the heroes reply, that\'s a pretty good allegation from a bunch of\nwimpsoes who won\'t go near a woman on account, can you believe it, of their\nmystical power being sort of drained out.  Right, say the wizards, that just\nabout does it, you and your leather posing pouches.  Oh yeah, say the the\nheroes, why don\'t you ...\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17165,45,'\nIt is well known that *things* from undesirable universes are always seeking\nan entrance into this one, which is the psychic equivalent of handy for the\nbuses and closer to the shops.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17166,45,'\n\tIt seems there\'s this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships\nfor a few years.  He doesn\'t have to change his routines much as the audiences\nchange over fairly often, and he\'s got a good life.   The only problem is the\nship\'s parrot, who perches in the hall and watches him night after night, year\nafter year.  Finally, the parrot figures out how almost every trick works and\nstarts giving it away for the audience.  For example, when the magician makes\na bouquet of flowers disappear, the parrot squawks \"Behind his back!  Behind\nhis back!\"  Well, the magician is really annoyed at this, but there\'s not much\nhe can do about it as the parrot is a ship\'s mascot and very popular with the\npassengers.\n\tOne night, the ship strikes some floating debris, and sinks without\na trace.  Almost everyone aboard was lost, except for the magician and the\nparrot.  For three days and nights they just drift, with the magician clinging\nto one end of a piece of driftwood and the parrot perched on the other end.\nAs the sun rises on the morning of the fourth day, the parrot walks over to\nthe magician\'s end of the log.  With obvious disgust in his voice, he snaps\n\"OK, you win, I give up.  Where did you hide the ship?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17167,45,'\nKnowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost.\n\t\t-- Aleister Crowley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17168,45,'\nMagic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17169,45,'\nNo matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously\ncramp his style.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17170,45,'\nRincewind had generally been considered by his tutors to be a natural wizard\nin the same way that fish are natural mountaineers.  He probably would have\nbeen thrown out of Unseen University anyway--he couldn\'t remember spells and\nsmoking made him feel ill.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17171,45,'\nSomewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17172,45,'\nThe default Magic Word, \"Abracadabra\", actually is a corruption of the\nHebrew phrase \"ha-Bracha dab\'ra\" which means \"pronounce the blessing\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17173,45,'\n\"The first rule of magic is simple.  Don\'t waste your time waving your\nhands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.\"\n\t\t-- McCloctnik the Lucid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17174,45,'\n\tThe seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he\nreported to Fafhrd: \"I have seen much, yet cannot explain all.  The Gray\nMouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace\nof Gilpkerio Kistomerces.  Even though twenty-four parts in twenty-five of\nhim are dead, he is alive.\n\t\"Now about Lankhmar.  She\'s been invaded, her walls breached\neverywhere and desperate fighting is going on in the streets, by a fierce\nhost which out-numbers Lankhamar\'s inhabitants by fifty to one -- and\nequipped with all modern weapons.  Yet you can save the city.\"\n\t\"How?\" demanded Fafhrd.\n\tNingauble shrugged.  \"You\'re a hero.  You should know.\"\n\t\t-- Fritz Leiber, \"The Swords of Lankhmar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17175,45,'\n\t\"Then what is magic for?\" Prince Lir demanded wildly.  \"What use is\nwizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?\"  He gripped the magician\'s shoulder\nhard, to keep from falling.\n\tSchmendrick did not turn his head.  With a touch of sad mockery in\nhis voice, he said, \"That\'s what heroes are for.\"\n...\n\t\"Yes, of course,\" he [Prince Lir] said.  \"That is exactly what heroes\nare for.  Wizards make no difference, so they say that nothing does, but\nheroes are meant to die for unicorns.\"\n\t\t-- Peter Beagle, \"The Last Unicorn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17176,45,'\nThere are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and\nfades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here\nand there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for\nwonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up\nyour nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence.\n\t\t-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17177,45,'\nUnseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about\nproblems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that\nif women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be\nembarrassingly good at it ...\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17178,45,'\nUsing words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17179,45,'\n\t\"Verily and forsooth,\" replied Goodgulf darkly.  \"In the past year\nstrange and fearful wonders I have seen.  Fields sown with barley reap\ncrabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts.\nThere has been a hot day in December and a blue moon.  Calendars are made with\na month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance\nsalesmen.  The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in\nsquare knots.  The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down\nsoggy potato chips.\"\n\t\"But what do all these things mean?\" gasped Frito.\n\t\"Beats me,\" said Goodgulf with a shrug, \"but I thought it made good\ncopy.\"\n\t\t-- Harvard Lampoon, \"Bored of the Rings\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17180,45,'\nWatch Rincewind.\n\nLook at him.  Scrawny, like most wizards, and clad in a dark red robe on\nwhich a few mystic sigils were embroidered in tarnished sequins. Some might\nhave taken him for a mere apprentice enchanter who had run away from his\nmaster out of defiance, boredom, fear and a lingering taste for\nheterosexuality.  Yet around his neck was a chain bearing the bronze octagon\nthat marked him as an alumnus of Unseen University, the high school of magic\nwhose time-and-space transcendent campus is never precisely Here or There.\nGraduates were usually destined for mageship at least, but Rincewind--after\nan unfortunate event--had left knowing only one spell and made a living of\nsorts around the town by capitalizing on an innate gift for languages.  He\navoided work as a rule, but had a quickness of wit that put his\nacquaintances in mind of a bright rodent.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Colour of Magic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17181,45,'\nWhat is a magician but a practising theorist?\n\t\t-- Obi-Wan Kenobi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17182,45,'\nWhat use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n\t\t-- Peter S. Beagle, \"The Last Unicorn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17183,45,'\nWhen I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.\nI will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never\nto be seen again.\n\t\t-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., \"Between Time and Timbuktu\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17184,47,'A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:\n\n1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.\n\tInvolvement with the patient\'s suffering might cause him to lose\n\tvaluable scientific objectivity.\n\n2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.\n\tYour doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the\n\tgentleness and reassurance he can get.\n\n3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED.\n\tRemember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17185,47,'\nA CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:\n\n4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.\n\tYou must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into\n\tthe true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent\n\tdisability you may have experienced.\n\n5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT.\n\tIt is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be\n\texplained in terms that you would understand.\n\n6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL TREATMENT READILY.\n\tThough the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting\n\tresearch paper will surely be of widespread interest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17186,47,'\nA CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:\n\n7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY.\n\tYou should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly,\n\tto the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.\n\n8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD.\n\tIt is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.\n\n9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE\n   OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR.\n\tThe patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a\n\tsacred duty to protect him from exposure.\n\n10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR\'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE.\n\tThis will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17187,47,'\nA distraught patient phoned her doctor\'s office.  \"Was it true,\" the woman\ninquired, \"that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest\nof her life?\"\n\tShe was told that it was.  There was just a moment of silence before\nthe woman proceeded bravely on.  \"Well, I\'m wondering, then, how serious my\ncondition is.  This prescription is marked `NO REFILLS\'\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17188,47,'\nA doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.  \"I have\nsome bad news,\" says the doctor, \"and some worse news.\"  The bad news is\nthat you only have six weeks to live.\"\n\t\"Oh, no,\" says the patient.  \"What could possibly be worse than that?\"\n\t\"Well,\" the doctor replies, \"I\'ve been trying to reach you since\nlast Monday.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17189,47,'\nA woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither\nphysically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even\nwhen indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting.\"\n\t\t-- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17190,47,'\nA woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.  Afterwards, the doctor\ncame to her and said, \"I have some... odd news for you.\"\n\t\"Is my baby all right?\" the woman anxiously asked.\n\t\"Yes, he is,\" the doctor replied, \"but we don\'t know how.  Your son\n(we assume) was born with no body.  He only has a head.\"\n\tWell, the doctor was correct.  The Head was alive and well, though no\none knew how.  The Head turned out to be fairly normal, ignoring his lack of\na body, and lived for some time as typical a life as could be expected under\nthe circumstances.\n\tOne day, about twenty years after the fateful birth, the woman got a\nphone call from another doctor.  The doctor said, \"I have recently perfected\nan operation.  Your son can live a normal life now: we can graft a body onto\nhis head!\"\n\tThe woman, practically weeping with joy, thanked the doctor and hung\nup.  She ran up the stairs saying, \"Johnny, Johnny, I have a *wonderful*\nsurprise for you!\"\n\t\"Oh no,\" cried The Head, \"not another HAT!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17191,47,'\nAfter his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, \nclaming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life\nin a wheelchair.  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his\nbones had healed properly and that he was fully capable  of walking, the\njudge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000.\n\tWhen he was wheeled into the insurance office to collect his check,\nMiller was confronted by several executives.  \"You\'re not getting away with\nthis, Miller,\" one said.  \"We\'re going to watch you day and night.  If you\ntake a single step, you\'ll not only repay the damages but stand trial for\nperjury.  Here\'s the money.  What do you intend to do with it?\"\n\t\"My wife and I are going to travel,\" Miller replied.  \"We\'ll go to\nStockholm, Berlin, Rome, Athens and, finally, to a place called Lourdes --\nwhere, gentlemen, you\'ll see yourselves one hell of a miracle.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17192,47,'\nAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that\nbrought tears to my eyes.  He said, \"No hablo ingles.\"\n\t\t-- Ronnie Shakes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17193,47,'\nAnyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.\n\t\t-- Samuel Goldwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17194,47,'\nAquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential\ningredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common\ncold.  You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored stocking\ncap you can find.  You put the cap on the post at the foot of the bed,\nthen get into bed and drink aquavit until you can\'t see the cap.  I\'ve\nnever tried this, but it sounds as though it should work.\n\t\t-- Peter Nelson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17195,47,'\n\tAs a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who\'s been in therapy\nfor more than 15 percent of their life span.  The words \"I am sorry\" and \"I\nam wrong\" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary.  They will stab\nyou, shoot you, break things in your apartment, say horrible things to your\nfriends and family, and then justify this abhorrent behavior by saying:\n\"Sure, I put your dog in the microwave.  But I feel *better* for doing it.\"\n\t\t-- Bruce Feirstein, \"Nice Guys Sleep Alone\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17196,47,'\nAt the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news\nto the patients.  The doctor tells the intern \"This man in 305 is going to\ndie in six months.  Go in and tell him.\"  The intern boldly walks into the\nroom, over to the man\'s bedisde and tells him \"Seems like you\'re gonna die!\"\nThe man has a heart attack and is rushed into surgery on the spot.  The doctor\ngrabs the intern and screams at him, \"What!?!? are you some kind of moron?\nYou\'ve got to take it easy, work your way up to the subject.  Now this man in\n213 has about a week to live.  Go in and tell him, but, gently, you hear me,\ngently!\"\n\tThe intern goes softly into the room, humming to himself, cheerily\nopens the drapes to let the sun in, walks over to the man\'s bedside, fluffs\nhis pillow and wishes him a \"Good morning!\"  \"Wonderful day, no?  Say...\nguess who\'s going to die soon!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17197,47,'\nBe a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17198,47,'\nBetter to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17199,47,'\nCertain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long\nwalk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.  They\nthen point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy\nhealth and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old,\nnot because of their habits, but in spite of them.  The reason we find\nonly robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the\nothers who have tried it.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17200,47,'\nCure the disease and kill the patient.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17201,47,'\nDeath has been proven to be 99');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17202,47,' fatal in laboratory rats.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17203,47,'\nDental health is next to mental health.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17204,47,'\nEver notice that the word \"therapist\" breaks down into \"the rapist\"?\nSimple coincidence?\nMaybe...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17205,47,'\nFor my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life\nto date.  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now.  He has\nthe sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly\nrealizes that he could be operating an acetylene torch in the coat closet\nand neither parent [because of the flu] would have the strength to object.\nHe has been foraging for his own food, which means his diet consists\nentirely of \"food\" substances which are advertised only on Saturday-morning\ncartoon shows; substances that are the color of jukebox lights and that, for\nlegal reasons, have their names spelled wrong, as in New Creemy\nChok-\'n\'-Cheez Lumps o\' Froot (\"part of this complete breakfast\").\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Molecular Homicide\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17206,47,'\nFortune\'s Exercising Truths:\n\n1:  Richard Simmons gets paid to exercise like a lunatic.  You don\'t.\n2.  Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed up the heart.  So do heart attacks.\n3.  Exercising around small children can scar them emotionally for life.\n4.  Sweating like a pig and gasping for breath is not refreshing.\n5.  No matter what anyone tells you, isometric exercises cannot be done\n    quietly at your desk at work.  People will suspect manic tendencies as\n    you twitter around in your chair.\n6.  Next to burying bones, the thing a dog enjoys mosts is tripping joggers.\n7.  Locking four people in a tiny, cement-walled room so they can run around\n    for an hour smashing a little rubber ball -- and each other -- with a hard\n    racket should immediately be recognized for what it is: a form of insanity.\n8.  Fifty push-ups, followed by thirty sit-ups, followed by ten chin-ups,\n    followed by one throw-up.\n9.  Any activity that can\'t be done while smoking should be avoided.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17207,47,'\n[From an announcement of a congress of the International Ontopsychology\nAssociation, in Rome]:\n\nThe Ontopsychological school, availing itself of new research criteria and\nof a new telematic epistemology, maintains that social modes do not spring\nfrom dialectics of territory or of class, or of consumer goods, or of means\nof power, but rather from dynamic latencies capillarized in millions of\nindividuals in system functions which, once they have reached the event\nmaturation, burst forth in catastrophic phenomenology engaging a suitable\nstereotype protagonist or duty marionette (general, president, political\nparty, etc.) to consummate the act of social schizophrenia in mass genocide.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17208,47,'\nGod is dead and I don\'t feel all too well either....\n\t\t-- Ralph Moonen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17209,47,'\n\"Good health\" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17210,47,'\nHappiness is good health and a bad memory.\n\t\t-- Ingrid Bergman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17211,47,'\nHealth is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17212,47,'\nHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying\nof nothing.\n\t\t-- Redd Foxx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17213,47,'\nHis ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water.\n\t\t-- P.G. Wodehouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17214,47,'\nHuman cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929.\nIgnoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating\ntable to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into\na vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and\nwalked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory\nx-ray film.  In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17215,47,'\nI get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.\n\t\t-- Chauncey Depew\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17216,47,'\nI got the bill for my surgery.  Now I know what those doctors were\nwearing masks for.\n\t\t-- James Boren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17217,47,'\n\t\"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.\"\n\t\"Did you ever see a doctor?\"\n\t\"No, just spots.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17218,47,'\nIf a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,\nand (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can\nconvince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.\n\t\t-- Sir Peter Medawar, \"The Art of the Soluble\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17219,47,'\n\tIf I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.\n\tOn the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,\nthat is also a psychological interaction.\n\tThe difference is that one is friendly and the other is not\nso friendly.\n\tThe crucial point is if you can tell which is which.\n\t\t-- Dolph Sharp, \"I\'m O.K., You\'re Not So Hot\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17220,47,'\nIf you look like your driver\'s license photo -- see a doctor.\nIf you look like your passport photo -- it\'s too late for a doctor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17221,47,'\nIt is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn\'t a dentist.\nIt produces a false impression.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17222,47,'\nIt\'s no longer a question of staying healthy.  It\'s a question of finding\na sickness you like.\n\t\t-- Jackie Mason\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17223,47,'\nIt\'s not reality or how you perceive things that\'s important -- it\'s\nwhat you\'re taking for it...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17224,47,'\nJust because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\nknows what it is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17225,47,'\nLaetrile is the pits.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17226,47,'\nMy doctorate\'s in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17227,47,'\nNeurotics build castles in the sky,\nPsychotics live in them,\nAnd psychiatrists collect the rent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17228,47,'\nNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died.\n\t\t-- Erma Bombeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17229,47,'\nNew England Life, of course.  Why do you ask?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17230,47,'\n\tpage 46\n...a report citing a study by Dr. Thomas C. Chalmers, of the Mount Sinai\nMedical Center in New York, which compared two groups that were being used\nto test the theory that ascorbic acid is a cold preventative.  \"The group\non placebo who thought they were on ascorbic acid,\" says Dr. Chalmers,\n\"had fewer colds than the group on ascorbic acid who thought they were\non placebo.\"\n\tpage 56\nThe placebo is proof that there is no real separation between mind and body.\nIllness is always an interaction between both.  It can begin in the mind and\naffect the body, or it can begin in the body and affect the mind, both of\nwhich are served by the same bloodstream.  Attempts to treat most mental\ndiseases as though they were completely free of physical causes and attempts\nto treat most bodily diseases as though the mind were in no way involved must\nbe considered archaic in the light of new evidence about the way the human\nbody functions.\n\t\t-- Norman Cousins,\n\t\t\"Anatomy of an Illness as Perceived by the Patient\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17231,47,'\nParalysis through analysis.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17232,47,'\nProper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself,\na cold will hang on for a week.\n\t\t-- Darrell Huff\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17233,47,'\nPsychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents\'\nshortcomings.\n\t\t-- Laurence J. Peter, \"Peter\'s Principles\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17234,47,'\nPsychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.\n\t\t-- Karl Kraus\n\nPsychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.\n\nShow me a sane man and I will cure him for you.\n\t\t-- C.G. Jung\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17235,47,'\nPsychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesn\'t matter.\nNever mind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17236,47,'\nPushing 30 is exercise enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17237,47,'\nPushing 40 is exercise enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17238,47,'\nQuit worrying about your health.  It\'ll go away.\n\t\t-- Robert Orben\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17239,47,'\nSigmund\'s wife wore Freudian slips.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17240,47,'\nSome people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17241,47,'\nSometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17242,47,'\nStraw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17243,47,'\nStress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness.  To avoid overload\nand burnout, keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.  Learn\nthe \"Gaslight\" treatment, the \"Are you talking to me?\" technique, and the\n\"Do you feel okay?  You look pale.\" approach.  Start with negotiation and\nimplication.  Advance to manipulation and humiliation.  Above all, relax\nand have a nice day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17244,47,'\nThe 80\'s -- when you can\'t tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17245,47,'\n\"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ...\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17246,47,'\n\"The molars, I\'m sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of\nthemselves,\" the old man said, no longer to me.  \"But what will become \nof the bicuspids?\"\n\t\t-- The Old Man and his Bridge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17247,47,'\nThe New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree\nthat 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17248,47,'\nThe real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to\ndo the impossible.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17249,47,'\nThe reason they\'re called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17250,47,'\nThe secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17251,47,'\nThe trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to\ndeal with: death.\n\t\t-- Michael Phelps\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17252,47,'\nThe Vet Who Surprised A Cow\n\tIn the course of his duties in August 1977, a Dutch veterinary\nsurgeon was required to treat an ailing cow.  To investigate its internal\ngases he inserted a tube into that end of the animal not capable of facial\nexpression and struck a match.  The jet of flame set fire first to some\nbales of hay and then to the whole farm causing damage estimate at L45,000. \nThe vet was later fined L140 for starting a fire in a manner surprising to\nthe magistrates.  The cow escaped with shock.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17253,47,'\nWe have the flu.  I don\'t know if this particular strain has an official\nname, but if it does, it must be something like \"Martian Death Flu\".  You\nmay have had it yourself.  The main symptom is that you wish you had another\nsetting on your electric blanket, up past \"HIGH\", that said \"ELECTROCUTION\".\n\tAnother symptom is that you cease brushing your teeth, because (a)\nyour teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the strength.  Midway through the brushing\nprocess, you\'d have to lie down in front of the sink to rest for a couple\nof hours, and rivulets of toothpaste foam would dribble sideways out of your\nmouth, eventually hardening into crusty little toothpaste stalagmites that\nwould bond your head permanently to the bathroom floor, which is how the\npolice would find you.\n\tYou know the kind of flu I\'m talking about.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Molecular Homicide\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17254,47,'\n\t\"Welcome back for you 13th consecutive week, Evelyn.  Evelyn, will\nyou go into the auto-suggestion booth and take your regular place on the\npsycho-prompter couch?\"\n\t\"Thank you, Red.\"\n\t\"Now, Evelyn, last week you went up to $40,000 by properly citing\nyour rivalry with your sibling as a compulsive sado-masochistic behavior\npattern which developed out of an early post-natal feeding problem.\"\n\t\"Yes, Red.\"\n\t\"But -- later, when asked about pre-adolescent oedipal phantasy\nrepressions, you rationalized twice and mental blocked three times.  Now,\nat $300 per rationalization and $500 per mental block you lost $2,100 off\nyour $40,000 leaving you with a total of $37,900.  Now, any combination of\ntwo more mental blocks and either one rationalization or three defensive\nprojections will put you out of the game.  Are you willing to go ahead?\"\n\t\"Yes, Red.\"\n\t\"I might say here that all of Evelyn\'s questions and answers have\nbeen checked for accuracy with her analyst.  Now, Evelyn, for $80,000\nexplain the failure of your three marriages.\"\n\t\"Well, I--\"\n\t\"We\'ll get back to Evelyn in one minute.  First a word about our\nproduct.\"\n\t\t-- Jules Feiffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17255,47,'\nWhen a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can\'t\nbe cured.\n\t\t-- Anton Chekhov, \"The Cherry Orchard\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17256,47,'\nYour digestive system is your body\'s Fun House, whereby food goes on a long,\ndark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected twists and turns, being\nattacked by vicious secretions along the way, and not knowing until the last\nminute whether it will be turned into a useful body part or ejected into the\nDark Hole by Mister Sphincter.  We Americans live in a nation where the\nmedical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe\n25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in\nseconds if we felt like it.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Stay Fit & Healthy Until You\'re Dead\"\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17258,48,' of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17259,48,'\nA bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17260,48,'\nA bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out\nof a divorce.\n\t\t-- Don Quinn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17261,48,'\nA bachelor is an unaltared male.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17262,48,'\nA bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty\nand a boy for ever.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17263,48,'\nA bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot\nthe horse, but it don\'t fix the leg.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17264,48,'\nA beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and\npurgatory for the purse. \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17265,48,'\nA beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.\n\t\t-- Kipling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17266,48,'\nA beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.\n\t\t-- Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17267,48,'\nA boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance\nof turning around three times before lying down.\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17268,48,'\nA boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.\n\t\t-- John Steinbeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17269,48,'\nA Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed\na very charming woman staring admiringly at him.  He walked over and spoke \nwith her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked\nin as Mr. and Mrs.\n\tAfter a very pleasurable three-day stay, the man approached the front \ndesk and told the clerk he was checking out.  In a few minutes, he was handed\na bill for $2500.\n\t\"There must be some mistake,\" the salesman said.  \"I\'ve been here for\nonly three days.\"\n\t\"Yes, sir,\" the clerk replied.  \"But your wife has been here a month\nand a half.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17270,48,'\nA Code of Honour: never approach a friend\'s girlfriend or wife with mischief\nas your goal.  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of\ndishonourable behaviour.  Unless she\'s really attractive.\n\t\t-- Bruce J. Friedman, \"Sex and the Lonely Guy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17271,48,'\nA diplomat is man who always remembers a woman\'s birthday but never her age.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17272,48,'\nA diplomatic husband said to his wife, \"How do you expect me to remember\nyour birthday when you never look any older?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17273,48,'\n\tA domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl.  He came back from\nhis honeymoon a chastened man.  He\'d become aware of the will of the wisp.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17274,48,'\nA figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17275,48,'\nA flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood\nwaiting for a taxi.\n\t\"Hi,\" said the gentleman at the wheel.  \"I\'m going west.\"\n\t\"How wonderful,\" came the cool reply.  \"Bring me back an orange.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17276,48,'\nA fool and his honey are soon parted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17277,48,'\nA fox is a wolf who sends flowers.\n\t\t-- Ruth Weston\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17278,48,'\nA gentleman is a man who wouldn\'t hit a lady with his hat on.\n\t\t-- Evan Esar\n\t\t[ And why not?  For why does she have his hat on?  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17279,48,'\nA gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.\n\t\t-- Fred Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17280,48,'\nA girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.\nA girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.\nBut when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_\b_\b_\b_\bthat _\b_\b_\bhad _\b_\bto _\b_\b_\b_\bmean _\b_\b_\b_\b_\b_\b_\b_\b_\bsomething*.\n\t\t-- S. Morganstern, \"The Silent Gondoliers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17281,48,'\nA girl with a future avoids the man with a past.\n\t\t-- Evan Esar, \"The Humor of Humor\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17282,48,'\nA girl\'s best friend is her mutter.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17283,48,'\nA girl\'s conscience doesn\'t really keep her from doing anything wrong--\nit merely keeps her from enjoying it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17284,48,'\nA good man always knows his limitations.\n\t\t-- Harry Callahan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17285,48,'\nA good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.\n\t\t-- Michel de Montaigne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17286,48,'\nA guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn\'t lose her confidence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17287,48,'\nA hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17288,48,'\nA husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17289,48,'\nA lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.\n\t\t-- Lillian Day\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17290,48,'\nA man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.\n\nSomewhere, somebody\'s tired of her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17291,48,'\nA man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after\nthat begins to bunch them.\n\t\t-- Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17292,48,'\nA man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,\nwho swore how much they were in love.  To quiet the enraged husband, the\nlover suggested, \"Friends shouldn\'t fight, let\'s play gin rummy.  If I win,\nyou get a divorce so I can marry her.  If you win, I promise never to see\nher again.  Okay?\"\n\n\"Alright,\" agreed the husband.  \"But how about a quarter a point\non the side to make it interesting?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17293,48,'\nA man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he\'s married.  After\nthat it\'s cheating.\n\t\t-- Yves Montand\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17294,48,'\nA man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.\n\t\t-- Du Bois\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17295,48,'\nA man in love is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is finished.\n\t\t-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, \"Newsweek\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17296,48,'\nA man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.\n\t\t-- Brendan Francis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17297,48,'\nA man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,\nHe sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.\n\t\t-- Richard Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17298,48,'\nA man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17299,48,'\nA man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled,\nbut never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17300,48,'\nA man sank into the psychiatrist\'s couch and said, \"I have a\nterrible problem, Doctor.  I have a son at Harvard and another son at\nPrinceton; I\'ve just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I\'ve got\nhomes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I\'ve\ngot a thriving ranch in Venezuela.  My wife is a gorgeous young actress\nwho considers my two mistresses to be her best friends.\"\n\tThe psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused.  \"Did I miss\nsomething?  It sounds to me like you have no problems at all.\"\n\t\"But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17301,48,'\nA man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.  After he\'d given her\nsome basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later.  Before\nhe left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who\nmight beat her to the carcass and claim the kill.  If that happened, he told\nher, she should fire her gun three times into the air and he would come to\nher aid.  \n\tShortly after they separated, he heard a single shot, followed quickly\nby the agreed upon signal.  Running to the scene, he found his wife standing\nin a small clearing with a very nervous man staring down her gun barrel.\n\t\"He claims this is his,\" she said, obviously very upset.\n\t\"She can keep it, she can keep it!\" the wide-eyed man replied.  \"I\njust want to get my saddle back!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17302,48,'\nA man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions\nhe is able to answer.\n\t\t-- Ronald Colman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17303,48,'\nA man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a\nlate card games.\n\t\"You wouldn\'t believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife,\"\nhe said.  \"First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast\ninto the garage.  Then I open the door slowly, take off my shoes, and\ntiptoe to our room.  But just as I\'m about to slide into bed, she always\nwakes up and gives me hell.\"\n\t\"I make a big racket when I go home,\" his friend replied.\n\t\"You do?\"\n\t\"Sure.  I honk the horn, slam the door, turn on all the lights,\nstomp up to the bedroom and give my wife a big kiss.  `Hi, Alice,\' I say.\n`How about a little smooch for your old man?\'\"\n\t\"And what does she say?\" his friend asked in disbelief.\n\t\"She doesn\'t say anything,\" his buddy replied.  \"She always pretends\nshe\'s asleep.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17304,48,'\nA man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly,\n\t\"Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee,\nwhy did you Di......eeee\"\nThe caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely,\n\t\"Excuse me, sir, but I\'ve been seeing you for hours now,\ncarrying on at this grave.  You must have been very close to the deceased.\"\n\t\"No, I never met him.  Oh why....eeeee did you dieeeeee,\nwhy....eeeee did you..\"\n\t\"Sir, you say you never met this person, yet you carry on so?\nTell, me who is buried here?\"\n\t\"My wife\'s first husband.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17305,48,'\nA man was talking to his best friend about his married life.  \"You know,\" he\nsays, \"I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to\nme, but there\'s *always* that doubt.  There\'s *always* that little doubt.\"\n\t\"Yeah, I know what you mean,\" his friend replies.\n\t\"Well, buddy, I\'ve got to leave on a business trip this weekend,\nand I wonder... well... would you watch my house while I\'m gone?  I trust\nher, it\'s just that there\'s *always* that doubt.\"\n\tThe friend agreed to help out and two weeks later gave his report.\n\t\"I\'ve got some bad news for you,\" says the friend.  \"The evening\nafter you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house.  A man\ngot out of the car and went in the house and had dinner with your wife.\nAfter dinner they went upstairs and I saw your wife kissing him.  Then, he\ntook off his shirt and she took off her blouse.  And then the light went\nout.\"\n\t\"*Then* what happened?\" said the husband, his eyes opening wide.\n\t\"Well, I don\'t know,\" replied the friend, \"it was too dark to see.\"\n\t\"Damn!\" roared the husband.  \"You see what I mean?  There\'s *always*\nthat doubt!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17306,48,'\nA man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17307,48,'\nA man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17308,48,'\nA man\'s gotta know his limitations.\n\t\t-- Clint Eastwood, \"Dirty Harry\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17309,48,'\nA modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object\nin the whole creation.\n\t\t-- Goldsmith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17310,48,'\nA mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman\nmakes a fool of him in twenty minutes.\n\t\t-- Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17311,48,'\nA pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.\n\t\t-- Gloria Steinem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17312,48,'\nA pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17313,48,'\nA psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions\nyour wife asks you for nothing.\n\t\t-- Joey Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17314,48,'\n\tA pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, \"Don\'t all these\nstops and starts get you pretty worn out?\"  \"It isn\'t the stops and starts\nthat get on my nerves, it\'s the jerks.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17315,48,'\nA real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.\n\t\t-- Overheard in an algebra lecture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17316,48,'\nA Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who\ndemanded, \"Was she not chaste?  Was she not fair?  Was she not fruitful?\"\nholding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.\nYet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.\n\t\t-- Plutarch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17317,48,'\n\tA Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.\nAs he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible\neyeing him and giggling.  One of them called out, \"Hey, Scotty!  What\'s worn\nunder the kilt?\"\n\tHe strolled over to the side of the car and asked, \"Ach, lass, are you\nSURE you want to know?\"  Somewhat nervously, the blonde replied yes, she did\nreally want to know.\n\tThe Scotsman leaned closer and confided, \"Why, lass, nothing\'s worn\nunder the kilt, everything\'s in perfect workin\' order!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17318,48,'\nA sharper perspective on this matter is particularly important to feminist\nthought today, because a major tendency in feminism has constructed the\nproblem of domination as a drama of female vulnerability victimized by male\naggression.  Even the more sophisticated feminist thinkers frequently shy\naway from the analysis of submission, for fear that in admitting woman\'s\nparticipation in the relationship of domination, the onus of responsibility\nwill appear to shift from men to women, and the moral victory from women to\nmen.  More generally, this has been a weakness of radical politics: to\nidealize the oppressed, as if their politics and culture were untouched by\nthe system of domination, as if people did not participate in their own\nsubmission.  To reduce domination to a simple relation of doer and done-to\nis to substitute moral outrage for analysis.\n\t\t-- Jessica Benjamin, \"The Bonds of Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17319,48,'\nA sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing the\nconsequences and implications of a married man\'s having a mistress.  The\nsociologist\'s opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable\nfor a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly\nand lustful pursuits.\n\tThe psychologist\'s opinion was that although morally reprehensible,\nif a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a human being,\nthen -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have a mistress, as long as he\nis considerate enough to keep this secret from his wife.\n\tThe engineer then interjected: \"I also believe that, if necessary,\na married man is entitled to a mistress.  However, I do not see why the\naffair should be concealed from the wife.  On the contrary, if the affair\nis out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that he\nis going to see his mistress, tell his mistress that he is going to be with\nhis wife, then go to his office and get some work done!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17320,48,'\nA wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there\n*for the rest of your life*.\n\t\t-- Jim Samuels\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17321,48,'\nA woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it\nwere quite a struggle.\n\t\t-- Edna Ferber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17322,48,'\nA woman can never be too rich or too thin.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17323,48,'\nA woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how.\nTo do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable.\n\t\t-- Dirisha, \"The Man Who Never Missed\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17324,48,'\nA woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty.\n\t\t-- LeSage\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17325,48,'\nA woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be\nthankful for a good one.\n\t\t-- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17326,48,'\nA woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.\n\t\t-- Chamfort\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17327,48,'\nA woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,\nit must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17328,48,'\nA woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times\nover for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of\npride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.\n\t\t-- Stendhal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17329,48,'\nA woman shouldn\'t have to buy her own perfume.\n\t\t-- Maurine Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17330,48,'\nA woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.\n\t\t-- Gloria Steinem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17331,48,'\nA woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.\nTherefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17332,48,'\nA woman\'s best protection is a little money of her own.\n\t\t-- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in \"The Wit of Women\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17333,48,'\nA woman\'s place is in the house... and in the Senate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17334,48,'\nA woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything,\nshould conceal it as well as she can.\n\t\t-- Jane Austen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17335,48,'\n\tA young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a\nlittle pebble on the beach.  The marriage counselor told him, \"If you wish to\nsave your marriage, you\'d better be a little boulder.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17336,48,'\nA young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted\na beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.  \"Wow, I\'d sure love to\nhave that!\" she gushed.\n\t\"No problem,\" her companion replied, throwing a brick through the\nwindow and grabbing the ring.\n\tA few blocks later, the woman admired a full-length sable coat.  \"What\nI\'d give to own that,\" she said, sighing.\n\t\"No problem,\" he said, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing\nthe coat.\n\tFinally, turning for home, they passed a car dealership.  \"Boy, I\'d do\nanything for one of those Rolls-Royces,\" she said.\n\t\"Jeez, baby,\" the guy moaned, \"you think I\'m made of bricks?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17337,48,'\nA young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany\'s on a Friday evening and\nwalks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.  He turns to a gorgeous\nwoman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and\nsays, \"I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace.  If you\'ll\nallow me, I\'d like to buy it for you.\"\n\tThe woman looks him up and down; he\'s wearing a nice suit and some\npretty nice jewelry, but she has trouble believing this story.\n\t\"Look, this is some kind of put on, right?\"\n\t\"No, really.  You see, I\'ve got quite a lot of money -- so much that\nI could never spend it all.  I\'d really like for you to have it.\"\n\tThe guys whips out his checkbook, writes a check for five figures,\ncalls over a clerk and hands it to him.  The clerk peers at the check, looks\nat the young man, looks at the check again.  \"Very good, sir.  I\'m afraid I\ncan\'t release the necklace immediately, would Monday be all right?\"\n\t\"That\'ll be fine, she\'ll pick it up.\" the man replies, and walks out\nof the store with the woman following him in a daze.\n\tThe next Monday the man comes back in and walks up to the counter.\nThe same clerk hurries over to him and says, \"Sir, I\'m sorry to have to tell\nyou this, but your check was returned for insufficient funds.\"\n\t\"I know,\" the man replies.  \"I just wanted to thank you for a\nterrific weekend.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17338,48,'\nAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!\nYou brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17339,48,'\nAin\'t nothin\' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.\n\t\t-- Moms Mabley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17340,48,'\nAlimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them\ncontinues to pay for it.\n\t\t-- Peggy Joyce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17341,48,'\nAlimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.\n\t\t-- Arthur Baer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17342,48,'\nAlimony is the curse of the writing classes.\n\t\t-- Norman Mailer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17343,48,'\nAll heiresses are beautiful.\n\t\t-- John Dryden\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17344,48,'\nAll husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell\nthem apart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17345,48,'\nAll most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,\na cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.\nDefinitely a dog.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17346,48,'\nAll the men on my staff can type.\n\t\t-- Bella Abzug\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17347,48,'\nAll work and no pay makes a housewife.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17348,48,'\nAmerican culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise\nis going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.  Consequently,\nany young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations\nin a car, probing into unfamiliar corners.  She is not required to know how\nto drive but she will certainly be expected to read the road map while her\nhusband drives, and if she can\'t, or if she\'s abnormally slow in giving him\nhelp, she\'s bound to cause trouble.  Therefore, you\'d think that colleges\nwhich train the bright young women who\'re going to marry the bright young\nmen who are going to own the Cadillacs that roar back and forth across this\ncontinent would teach the girls to read maps.  None do. They teach a hundred\nother useless things, but never a word about the one that will cause the\ngreatest friction.\n\t\t-- James Michener, \"Space\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17349,48,'\n\tAn airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same\ntime.  One was named Edith; the other named Kate.  They met, discovered they\nhad the same fiancee, and told him.  \"Get out of our lives you rascal.  We\'ll\nteach you that you can\'t have your Kate and Edith, too.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17350,48,'\nAn optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.\nA pessimist is a married optimist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17351,48,'\n\"And what do you two think you are doing?!\" roared the husband, as he came\nupon his wife in bed with another man.  The wife turned and smiled at her\ncompanion.\n\n\"See?\" she said.  \"I told you he was stupid!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17352,48,'\nAnd yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to\nhave questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon\nthe lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let\nloose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake beyond price:\nin short, I should have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest\nlicense of a child, and yet been man enough to know its value.\n\t\t-- Charles Dickens\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17353,48,'\nAnother greeting card category consists of those persons who send out\nphotographs of their families every year.  In the same mail that brought the\ngreetings from Marcia and Philip, my friend found such a conversation piece.\n\"My God, Lida is enormous!\" she exclaimed.  I don\'t know why women want to\nrecord each year, for two or three hundred people to see, the ravages wrought\nupon them, their mates, and their progeny by the artillery of time, but\nbetween five and seven per cent of Christmas cards, at a rough estimate, are\nfamily groups, and even the most charitable recipient studies them for little\nsigns of dissolution or derangement.  Nothing cheers a woman more, I am afraid,\nthan the proof that another woman is letting herself go, or has lost control\nof her figure, or is clearly driving her husband crazy, or is obviously\ndrinking more than is good for her, or still doesn\'t know what to wear.\nMiddle-aged husbands in such photographs are often described as looking\n\"young enough to be her son,\" but they don\'t always escape so easily, and a\ncouple opening envelopes in the season of mercy and good will sometimes handle\na male friend or acquaintance rather sharply.  \"Good Lord!\" the wife will say.\n\"Frank looks like a sex-crazed shotgun slayer, doesn\'t he?\"  \"Not to me,\" the\nhusband may reply.  \"to me he looks more like a Wilkes-Barre dentist who is\nbeing sought by the police in connection with the disappearance of a choir\nsinger.\"\n\t\t-- James Thurber, \"Merry Christmas\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17354,48,'\nAny girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.\n\t\t-- Hedy Lamarr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17355,48,'\nAny woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17356,48,'\nAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17357,48,'\n\t\"Anything else, sir?\" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best\nto make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the\nposh hotel.\n\t\"No.  No, thank you,\" replied the gentleman.\n\t\"Anything for your wife, sir?\" the bellhop asked.\n\t\"Why, yes, young man,\" said the gentleman.  \"Would you bring me a\npostcard?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17358,48,'\nAs fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and\nconsidering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.\n\nThe only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless,\na separation.\n\t\t-- Lord Chesterfield, letter to his son, 1763\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17359,48,'\nAsked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team, she\nsaid, \"Like a pig in mud,\" or words to that effect, and then turned and\nreleased a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her\nright cheek.  She chewed a rare brand of plug called Stuff It, which she\nlearned to chew when she was playing Nicaraguan summer ball.  She told the\nwriters, \"They were so mean to me down there you couldn\'t write it in your\nnewspaper.  I took a gun everywhere I went, even to bed.  *Especially* to\nbed.  Guys were after me like you can\'t believe.  That\'s when I started\nchewing tobacco -- because no matter how bad anybody treats you, it\'s not\nas bad as this.  This is the worst chew in the world.  After this,\neverything else is peaches and cream.\"  The writers elected Gentleman Jim,\nthe Sparrow\'s P.R. guy, to bite off a chunk and tell them how it tasted,\nand as he sat and chewed it tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks and he\ncouldn\'t talk for a while. Then he whispered, \"You\'ve been chewing this for\ntwo years?  God, I had no idea it was so hard to be a woman.\"\n\t\t-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17360,48,'\nAt last I\'ve found the girl of my dreams.  Last night she said to me,\n\"Once more, Strange, and this time *I\'ll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.\n\t\t-- Strange de Jim\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17361,48,'\nBachelors\' wives and old maids\' children are always perfect.\n\t\t-- Nicolas Chamfort\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17362,48,'\nBasically my wife was immature.  I\'d be at home in the bath and she\'d\ncome in and sink my boats.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17363,48,'\nBe circumspect in your liaisons with women.  It is better to be seen at\nthe opera with a man than at mass with a woman.\n\t\t-- De Maintenon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17364,48,'\nBe prepared to accept sacrifices.  Vestal virgins aren\'t all that bad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17365,48,'\nBeauty seldom recommends one woman to another.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17366,48,'\nBeauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17367,48,'\nBefore marriage the three little words are \"I love you,\" after marriage\nthey are \"Let\'s eat out.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17368,48,'\nBehind every successful man you\'ll find a woman with nothing to wear.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17369,48,'\nBeing asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome\nto the pregnant woman at the cocktail party.  And yet another guest went over\nand inquired, \"Well, how are you feeling these days?\"\n\t\"Not too well,\" said the expectant mother.  \"You know, I\'ve missed\nseven or eight periods now and it\'s beginning to worry me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17370,48,'\nBeing owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it\'s called commitment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17371,48,'\nBenny Hill:\tWould you like a peanut?\nGirl:\t\tNo, thank you, I don\'t want to be under obligation.\nBenny Hill:\tYou won\'t be under obligation for a peanut.  \n\t\tIt\'s not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17372,48,'\nBigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17373,48,'\nBirds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black\nnightgowns do with keeping warm.\n\t\t-- Hester Mundis, \"Powermom\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17374,48,'\nBoys are beyond the range of anybody\'s sure understanding, at least\nwhen they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17375,48,'\nBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.\n\t\t-- Kin Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17376,48,'\nBrigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17377,48,'\nBy all means marry: If you get a good wife, you\'ll become happy; if you\nget a bad one, you\'ll become a philosopher.\n\t\t-- Socrates\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17378,48,'\nChanging husbands/wives is only changing troubles.\n\t\t-- Kathleen Norris\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17379,48,'\nChoose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she\nwere a man.\n\t\t-- Joubert\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17380,48,'\nCourtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.\n\t\t-- William Congreve\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17381,48,'\nDarling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the\nopposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.\n\t\t-- Oliver Herford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17382,48,'\nDear Miss Manners:\nI carry a big black umbrella, even if there\'s just a thirty percent chance of\nrain.  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?\nThis morning, I was waiting for a bus in comparative comfort, my umbrella\nprotecting me from the downpour, and noticed an attractive young woman getting\nsoaked.  I have often seen her at my bus stop, although we have never spoken,\nand I don\'t even know her name.  Could I have asked her to get under my\numbrella without seeming insulting?\n\nGentle Reader:\nCertainly.  Consideration for those less fortunate than you is always proper,\nalthough it would be more convincing if you stopped babbling about how\nattractive she is.  In order not to give Good Samaritanism a bad name, Miss\nManners asks you to allow her two or three rainy days of unmolested protection\nbefore making your attack.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17383,48,'\nDear Miss Manners:\nPlease list some tactful ways of removing a man\'s saliva from your face.\n\nGentle Reader:\nPlease list some decent ways of acquiring a man\'s saliva on your face. If\nthe gentleman sprayed you inadvertently to accompany enthusiastic\ndiscourse, you may step back two paces, bring out your handkerchief, and\ngo through the motions of wiping your nose, while trailing the cloth along\nyour face to pick up whatever needs mopping along the route.  If, however,\nthe substance was acquired as a result of enthusiasm of a more intimate\nnature, you may delicately retrieve it with a flick of your pink tongue.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17384,48,'\nDo not permit a woman to ask forgiveness, for that is only the first\nstep.  The second is justification of herself by accusation of you.\n\t\t-- DeGourmont\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17385,48,'\nDo you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long\ntogether if ever we had been married?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17386,48,'\nDon\'t assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -- she may\nhave got him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17387,48,'\nDon\'t know what time I\'ll be back, Mom.  Probably soon after she throws me out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17388,48,'\nDon\'t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.\n\t\t-- Scottish Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17389,48,'\nDull women have immaculate homes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17390,48,'\n\tDuring a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet\nluncheon at which cold fried chicken was served.  Returning for a second\nhelping, he asked politely, \"May I have some breast?\"\n\t\"Mr. Churchill,\" replied the hostess, \"in this country we ask for\nwhite meat or dark meat.\"  Churchill apologized profusely.\n\tThe following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from\nher guest of honor.  The accompanying card read: \"I would be most obliged if\nyou would pin this on your white meat.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17391,48,'\nEconomists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least\nprinciple draw the most interest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17392,48,'\nEighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe.\n\t\t-- Jackie Mason\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17393,48,'\n... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his\noriginal joy his falling in love with Ada.\n\t\t-- Nabokov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17394,48,'\n\tEquality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant\nprofessor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a\nmale schlemiel.\n\t\t-- Ewald Nyquist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17395,48,'\n\tEugene d\'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.\nAt an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly\nafter their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely,\n\"Congratulations, Herr d\'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so\ncharming a wife.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17396,48,'\n\"Even nowadays a man can\'t step up and kill a woman without feeling\njust a bit unchivalrous ...\"\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17397,48,'\nEvery man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,\nand the wife smiles and lets it go at that.\n\t\t-- Barrie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17398,48,'\nEverybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and\nif you want to use yours for growing hair, that\'s fine with me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17399,48,'\nFarmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more\nstressful than divorce.\n\t\t-- Wall Street Journal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17400,48,'\nFeminists just want the human race to be a tie.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17401,48,'\nFirst love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really\nself-respecting woman would take advantage of it.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw, \"John Bull\'s Other Island\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17402,48,'\nFlirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17403,48,'\nFor a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.\n\t\t-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry\n\nWhen should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.\n\t\t-- Sir Francis Bacon, \"Of Marriage and Single Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17404,48,'\nFor a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.\n\t\t-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry\n\nWhen should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.\n\t\t-- Sir Francis Bacon, \"Of Marriage and Single Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17405,48,'\nFor I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas!\nbut with break of day I went to make supplication.\n\t\t-- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17406,48,'\nFor thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.\nWhen his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged\nhim to do so.  \"No, no,\" he said: \"if I did, where should I have to\nspend my evenings?\"\n\t\t-- Chamfort\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17407,48,'\nFortunate is he for whom the belle toils.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17408,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#14\n\nLow Blows:\n\tLet\'s say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV.  One\nof the boxers is felled by a low blow.  The woman says \"Oh, gee.  That must\nhurt.\" The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.\n\nDressing Up:\n\tA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the\ngarbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.   A man will dress up\nfor: weddings, funerals.  Speaking of weddings, when reminiscing about\nweddings, women talk about \"the ceremony\".  Men laugh about \"the bachelor\nparty\".\n\nDavid Letterman:\n\tMen think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the\nEarth.  Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17409,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#16\n\nRelationships:\n\tFirst of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he\nrefers to it as \"that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular\nbasis\".\n\tWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to\nher girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled \"All Men Are Idiots\".  Then\nshe will get on with her life.\n\tA man has a little more trouble letting go.  Six months after the\nbreakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, \"I just\nwanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I\'ll never forgive you, and I\nhate you, and you\'re a total floozy.  But I want you to know that there\'s\nalways a chance for us\".  This is known as the \"I Hate You / I Love You\"\ndrunken phone call, that 99');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17410,48,' if all men have made at least once.  There are\ncommunity colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas,\nthese classes rarely prove effective.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17411,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#17\n\nShoes:\n\t The average man has 4 pairs of footwear: running shoes, dress shoes,\nboots, and slippers.  The average woman has shoes 4 layers thick on the floor\nof her closet.  Most of them hurt her feet.\n \nMaking friends:\n\t A woman will meet another woman with common interests, do a few things\ntogether, and say something like, \"I hope we can be good friends.\"\n\tA man will meet another man with common interests, do a few things\ntogether, and say nothing.  After years of interacting with this other man,\nsharing hopes and fears that he wouldn\'t confide in his priest or\npsychiatrist, he\'ll finally let down his guard in a fit of drunken\nsentimentality and say something like, \"You know, for someone who\'s such a\njerk, I guess you\'re OK.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17412,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#2\n\nDesserts:\n\tA woman will generally admire an ornate dessert for the artistic\nwork it is, praising its creator and waiting a suitable interval before\nshe reluctantly takes a small sliver off one edge.  A man will start by\ngrabbing the cherry in the center.\n\nCar repair:\n\tThe average man thinks his Y chromosome contains complete repair\nmanuals for every car made since World War II.  He will work on a problem\nhimself until it either goes away or turns into something that \"can\'t be\nfixed without special tools\".\n\tThe average woman thinks \"that funny thump-thump noise\" is an\naccurate description of an automotive problem.  She will, however, have the\ncar serviced at the proper intervals and thereby incur fewer problems than\nthe average man.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17413,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#4\n\nClothes:\n\tMen don\'t discard clothes.  The average man still has the gym shirt\nhe wore in high school.  He thinks a jacket is \"just getting broken in\" about\nthe time it develops holes in the elbows.  A man will let new shirts sit on\nthe shelf in their original packaging for a couple of years before putting\nthem to use, hoping they\'ll become more comfortable with age.\n\tWomen think clothes are radioactive, with a half-life of one year.\nThey exercise precautions to avoid contamination by last year\'s fashions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17414,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#5\n\nTrust:\n\tThe average woman would really like to be told if her mate is fooling\naround behind her back.  This same woman wouldn\'t tell her best friend if\nshe knew the best friends\' mate was having an affair.  She\'ll tell all her\nOTHER friends, however.  The average man won\'t say anything if he knows that\none of his friend\'s mates is fooling around, and he\'d rather not know if\nhis mate is having an affair either, out of fear that it might be with one\nof his friends.  He will tell all his friends about his own affairs, though,\nso they can be ready if he needs an alibi.\n\nDriving:\n\tA typical man thinks he\'s Mario Andretti as soon as he slips behind\nthe wheel of his car.  The fact that it\'s an 8-year-old Honda doesn\'t keep\nhim from trying to out-accelerate the guy in the Porsche who\'s attempting\nto cut him off; freeway on-ramps are exciting challenges to see who has The\nRight Stuff on the morning commute.  Does he or doesn\'t he?  Only his body\nshop knows for sure.  Insurance companies understand this behavior, and\nprice their policies accordingly.\n\tA woman will slow down to let a car merge in front of her, and get\nrear-ended by another woman who was busy adding the finishing touches to\nher makeup.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17415,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#6\n\nBathrooms:\n\tA man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste,\nshaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.\nThe average number of items in the typical woman\'s bathroom is 437.  A man\nwould not be able to identify most of these items.\n\nGroceries:\n\tA woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store\nand buys these things.  A man waits \'til the only items left in his fridge\nare half a lime and a Blue Ribbon.  Then he goes grocery shopping.  He buys\neverything that looks good.  By the time a man reaches the checkout counter,\nhis cart is packed tighter that the Clampett\'s car on Beverly Hillbillies.\nOf course, this will not stop him from entering the 10-items-or-less lane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17416,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#8\n\nGoing Out:\n\tWhen a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go\nout.  When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready\nto go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup,\nchecks on the kids, makes a phone call to her best friend...\n\nCats:\n\tWomen love cats.  Men say they love cats, but when women aren\'t\nlooking, men kick cats.\n\nOffspring:\n\tAh, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows\nabout dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends\nand favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.  Men are vaguely\naware of some short people living in the house.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17417,48,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#9\n\nLaundry:\n\tWomen do laundry every couple of days.  A man will wear every article\nof clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight\nyears ago, before he will do his laundry.  When he is finally out of clothes,\nhe will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain\nof clothes to the laundromat.  Men always expect to meet beautiful women at\nthe laundromat.  This is a myth.\n\nNicknames:\n\tIf Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch,\nthey will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle.  But if\nMike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately\nrefer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless.\n\nSocks:\n\tMen wear sensible socks.  They wear standard white sweatsocks.\nWomen wear strange socks.  They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures\nof clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17418,48,'\n\tFred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.\n\"What happened?\"\n\t\"I was struck by the beauty of the place.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17419,48,'\n\tFriends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their \nengagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: \"Would you marry someone who \nwas habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish and lazy \nand sarcastic?\"\n\t\"Of course not,\" said a sympathetic friend.\n\t\"Well,\" retorted Frank, \"neither would Jennifer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17420,48,'\n\t\t\t\tFROM THE DESK OF\n\t\t\t\tRapunzel\n\nDear Prince:\n\n\tUse ladder tonight -- you\'re splitting my ends.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17421,48,'\nGenuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband\'s\nold girl friend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17422,48,'\n\t\t\t-- Gifts for Men --\n\nMen are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice\nhockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.  But you should\nnever buy them clothes.  Men believe they already have all the clothes they\nwill ever need, and new ones make them nervous.  For example, your average\nman has 84 ties, but he wears, at most, only three of them.  He has learned,\nthrough humiliating trial and error, that if he wears any of the other 81\nties, his wife will probably laugh at him (\"You\'re not going to wear THAT\ntie with that suit, are you?\"). So he has narrowed it down to three safe\nties, and has gone several years without being laughed at.  If you give him\na new tie, he will pretend to like it, but deep inside he will hate you.\n\nIf you want to give a man something practical, consider tires.  More than\nonce, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Christmas Shopping: A Survivor\'s Guide\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17423,48,'\nGirls are better looking in snowstorms.\n\t\t-- Archie Goodwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17424,48,'\nGirls marry for love.  Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that\ncauses them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear\nproperties.\n\t\t-- Ashley Montagu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17425,48,'\nGirls really do know just what they want -- you to figure it out for yourself!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17426,48,'\nGirls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17427,48,'\nGive a woman an inch and she\'ll park a car in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17428,48,'\nGod created a few perfect heads.  The rest he covered with hair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17429,48,'\nGod created woman.  And boredom did indeed cease from that moment --\nbut many other things ceased as well.  Woman was God\'s second mistake.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17430,48,'\nGood girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17431,48,'\nHarold had never wanted a woman so much in his life, upon overhearing the\n22-year-old beauty remark that he was too old and out of shape for her.  The\ndetermined septuagenarian immediately embarked upon a rigorous self-improvement\nprogram.  He had his face lifted, bought a toupee, ran five miles every day,\nlifted weights and adopted a strict vegetarian diet.  Within months, the\nrejuvenated man won the young woman\'s heart, and she agreed to marry him.\n\tOn the way out of the chapel, however, Harold was fatally struck\nby lightning.  Furious, he confronted Saint Peter at the pearly gates.  \"How\ncould you do this to me after all the pain I went through?\"\n\t\"To be honest, Harold,\" Saint Peter sheepishly replied, \"I didn\'t\nrecognize you.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17432,48,'\nHat check girl:\n\t\"Goodness!  What lovely diamonds!\"\nMae West:\n\t\"Goodness had nothin\' to do with it, dearie.\"\n\t\t-- \"Night After Night\", 1932\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17433,48,'\nHaving a baby isn\'t so bad.  If you\'re a female Emperor penguin in the\nAntarctic.  She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off\nfor warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats.  For two months, the\nfather stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing\nthe egg on his feet.  After the little penguin is hatched, the mother\nsees fit to come home.\n\t\t-- L.M. Boyd, \"Austin American-Statesman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17434,48,'\nHe gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17435,48,'\nHe who enters his wife\'s dressing room is a philosopher or a fool.\n\t\t-- Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17436,48,'\nHe who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the\nnight, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his\nsenses until the day of judgement.\n\t\t-- Saadi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17437,48,'\nHey, Jim, it\'s me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.  You said you were\ngonna call and it\'s been two weeks.  What\'s wrong, you lose my number?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17438,48,'\nHigh heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed\non the forehead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17439,48,'\nHim:\t\"Your skin is so soft.  Are you a model?\"\nHer:\t\"No,\"  [blush]  \"I\'m a cosmetologist.\"\nHim:\t\"Really? That\'s incredible... It must be very tough to handle\n\tweightlessness.\"\n\t\t-- \"The Jerk\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17440,48,'\nHis designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob\na lady of her fortune by way of marriage.\n\t\t-- Henry Fielding, \"Tom Jones\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17441,48,'\n\"Home, Sweet Home\" must surely have been written by a bachelor.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17442,48,'\nHorace\'s best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre\nverses of the young man she is in love with.\n\t\t-- Moore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17443,48,'\nHow much for your women?  I want to buy your daughter... how much for\nthe little girl?\n\t\t-- Jake Blues, \"The Blues Brothers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17444,48,'\n\t\"How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?\" the sexy\nsocial climber said to her roommate.  \"I mean, I\'ve never seen a Porsche\nfull of money before.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17445,48,'\nI am very fond of the company of ladies.  I like their beauty,\nI like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17446,48,'\nI began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the\nperfect woman.  I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough,\nI would find her and then I would be secure for life.  Well, the years\nand romances came and went, and I eventually ended up settling for someone\na lot less than my idea of perfection.  But one day, after many years\ntogether, I lay there on our bed recovering from a slight illness.  My\nwife was sitting on a chair next to the bed, humming softly and watching\nthe late afternoon sun filtering through the trees.  The only sounds to\nbe heard elsewhere were the clock ticking, the kettle downstairs starting\nto boil, and an occasional schoolchild passing beneath our window.  And\nas I looked up into my wife\'s now wrinkled face, but still warm and\ntwinkling eyes, I realized something about perfection...  It comes only\nwith time.\n\t\t-- James L. Collymore, \"Perfect Woman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17447,48,'\nI believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he\nhas income and she is pattable.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17448,48,'\nI can feel for her because, although I have never been an Alaskan prostitute\ndancing on the bar in a spangled dress, I still get very bored with washing\nand ironing and dishwashing and cooking day after relentless day.\n\t\t-- Betty MacDonald\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17449,48,'\nI can\'t mate in captivity.\n\t\t-- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17450,48,'\nI come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman\ngot pregnant, someone left town.\n\t\t-- Michael Prichard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17451,48,'\nI do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17452,48,'\n\"I don\'t have to take this abuse from you -- I\'ve got hundreds of\npeople waiting to abuse me.\"\n\t\t-- Bill Murray, \"Ghostbusters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17453,48,'\nI GUESS I\'LL NEVER FORGET HER.  And maybe I don\'t want to.  Her spirit\nwas wild, like a wild monkey.  Her beauty was like a beautiful horse\nbeing ridden by a wild monkey.  I forget her other qualities.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17454,48,'\nI have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.\n\t\t-- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17455,48,'\nI have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and\nto discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and\nsupport of the woman I love.\n\t\t-- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication\n\t\t   of the British throne in order to marry the American\n\t\t   divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17456,48,'\nI have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,\nand for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would\nbe blockhead enough to have me.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17457,48,'\nI know the disposition of women: when you will, they won\'t; when\nyou won\'t, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17458,48,'\nI learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they\ndidn\'t is just lyin\'!\n\t\t-- Willie Nelson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17459,48,'\nI like being single.  I\'m always there when I need me.\n\t\t-- Art Leo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17460,48,'\nI like myself, but I won\'t say I\'m as handsome as the bull that kidnapped\nEuropa.\n\t\t-- Marcus Tullius Cicero\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17461,48,'\nI like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.\n\t\t-- Tom McGuane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17462,48,'\nI love being married.  It\'s so great to find that one special person\nyou want to annoy for the rest of your life.\n\t\t-- Rita Rudner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17463,48,'\nI love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I\'ve ever known.\n\t\t-- Walt Disney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17464,48,'\n\tI managed to say, \"Sorry,\" and no more.  I knew that he disliked\nme to cry.\n\tThis time he said, watching me, \"On some occasions it is better\nto weep.\"\n\tI put my head down on the table and sobbed, \"If only she could come\nback; I would be nice.\"\n\tFrancis said, \"You gave her great pleasure always.\"\n\t\"Oh, not enough.\"\n\t\"Nobody can give anybody enough.\"\n\t\"Not ever?\"\n\t\"No, not ever.  But one must go on trying.\"\n\t\"And doesn\'t one ever value people until they are gone?\"\n\t\"Rarely,\" said Francis.  I went on weeping; I saw how little I had\nvalued him; how little I had valued anything that was mine.\n\t\t-- Pamela Frankau, \"The Duchess and the Smugs\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17465,48,'\nI married beneath me.  All women do.\n\t\t-- Lady Nancy Astor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17466,48,'\nI met a wonderful new man.  He\'s fictional, but you can\'t have everything.\n\t\t-- Cecelia, \"The Purple Rose of Cairo\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17467,48,'\nI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the\nplaces they do today.\n\t\t-- Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17468,48,'\nI never met a woman I couldn\'t drink pretty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17469,48,'\nI read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see\nthe sights I\'m never going to visit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17470,48,'\nI refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on\nbelieving that some men are my equals.\n\t\t-- Brigid Brophy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17471,48,'\nI respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every\nwoman should marry -- and no man.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli, \"Lothair\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17472,48,'\nI sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then\nnatural selection reared its ugly head.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17473,48,'\nI think she must have been very strictly brought up, she\'s so desperately\nanxious to do the wrong thing correctly.\n\t\t-- Saki, \"Reginald on Worries\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17474,48,'\nI think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to\nremain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.\n\t\t-- Chick\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17475,48,'\nI want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch \"St.\nElsewhere\", won\'t scream, \"Forget it, Blanche... It\'s time for Hee-Haw!\"\n\t\t-- Berke Breathed, \"Bloom County\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17476,48,'\nI want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.\n\t\t-- Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17477,48,'\nI was in a beauty contest one.  I not only came in last, I was hit in\nthe mouth by Miss Congeniality.\n\t\t-- Phyllis Diller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17478,48,'\nI wasn\'t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.\n\t\t-- Chico Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17479,48,'\nI will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new\none every day.\n\t\t-- Heine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17480,48,'\nI would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won\'t let me\nraise my voice.\n\t\t-- Winkle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17481,48,'\nI wouldn\'t marry her with a ten foot pole.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17482,48,'\nI\'d probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.\nCouldn\'t be any worse than some of the relationships I\'ve had.\n\t\t-- Brenda Starr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17483,48,'\nI\'d rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17484,48,'\nI\'m defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17485,48,'\nI\'m not denyin\' the women are foolish: God Almighty made \'em to match the men.\n\t\t-- George Eliot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17486,48,'\nI\'m very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,\nlike pigeons and Catholics.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17487,48,'\nI\'ve been in more laps than a napkin.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17488,48,'\nI\'ve spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They\'re not\nlike other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;\nindeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand\ndevotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.\nI was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.\n\t\t-- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17489,48,'\nIf I had to live my life again, I\'d make the same mistakes, only sooner.\n\t\t-- Tallulah Bankhead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17490,48,'\nIf I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17491,48,'\nIf it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.\n\t\t-- George Ade, \"Forty Modern Fables\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17492,48,'\nIf men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would\nbe fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.\n\t\t-- Frances Rodman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17493,48,'\nIf someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would\nsuggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.  But it is only\nfair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,\nonly two went back to women.\n\t\t-- Mort Sahl\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17494,48,'\nIf the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it\'s more than enough.\nTwice, it\'s much too much.  Three times, it\'s the story of your life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17495,48,'\nIf there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it\'s the fact that you\ncan\'t afford divorce.\n\t\t-- Jack Nicholson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17496,48,'\nIf we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17497,48,'\nIf women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the\nbeginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its\nlowest level, then why isn\'t it logical to say that in those few days\nwomen behave the most like the way men behave all month long?\n\t\t-- Gloria Steinham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17498,48,'\nIf women didn\'t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.\n\t\t-- Aristotle Onassis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17499,48,'\nIf you are afraid of loneliness, don\'t marry.\n\t\t-- Anton Chekhov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17500,48,'\nIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no\nlonger interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.\n\t\t-- Abigail Van Buren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17501,48,'\nIf you give a man enough rope, he\'ll claim he\'s tied up at the office.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17502,48,'\nIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you\'ll be married to a man who\ncheats on his wife.\n\t\t-- Ann Landers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17503,48,'\nIf you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.\nOtherwise, you\'ll never find anybody to take her off your hands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17504,48,'\nIf you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front\nof my nose.\n\t\t-- Lauren Bacall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17505,48,'\nIf you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.\n\t\t-- Michelet\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17506,48,'\nIf you want to read about love and marriage you\'ve got to buy two separate\nbooks.\n\t\t-- Alan King\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17507,48,'\nIf you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every\nword you say, talk in your sleep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17508,48,'\nIf you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur\nboots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.\n\t\t-- Anton Chekhov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17509,48,'\nIn buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend\nyourself to God.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17510,48,'\nIn Christianity, a man may have only one wife.  This is called Monotony.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17511,48,'\nIn marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17512,48,'\nIn olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is\nstill continued.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17513,48,'\nIn the midst of one of the wildest parties he\'d ever been to, the young man \nnoticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of\nthe revelers.  Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet\nconversation, said, \"I\'m afraid you and I don\'t really fit in with this\njaded group.  Why don\'t I take you home?\"\"\n\t\"Fine,\" said the girl, smiling up at him demurely.  \"Where do you live?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17514,48,'\nInsanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same\ntoken it is the shortest detour to marriage.\n\t\t-- Wilson Mizner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17515,48,'\nIs a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17516,48,'\nIs not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the\nbeginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get\nout, and such as are out wish to get in?\n\t\t-- Ralph Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17517,48,'\nIsn\'t it ironic that many men spend a great part of their lives\navoiding marriage while single-mindedly pursuing those things that\nwould make them better prospects?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17518,48,'\nIt [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair\nto get in, and those within despair of getting out.\n\t\t-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17519,48,'\nIt did not occur to me that my being with two men continuously would\ninterest anyone or arouse anyone\'s misgivings. I asked for an invitation\nfor Heinrich too, as often as it seemed possible, when Paulus and I were\ninvited to a social gathering. I felt the set of rules others lived by\nwas irrelevant. My childhood attitude -- every attempt to adjust is\nhopeless and you might just as well follow your own attitudes -- must have\ncarried me.\n\t\t-- Hannah Tillich, \"From Time to Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17520,48,'\nIt doesn\'t much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out\nnext morning it was someone else.\n\t\t-- Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17521,48,'\nIt has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may be\nmost happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,\nit does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind.\n\t\t-- H. Warner Munn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17522,48,'\n\tIt is always preferable to visit home with a friend.  Your parents will\nnot be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and\nbecause in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature\nhuman beings.\n\tThe worst kind of friend to take home is a girl, because in that case,\nthere is the potential that your parents will lose you not just for the \nduration of the visit but forever.  The worst kind of girl to take home is one\nof a different religion:  Not only will you be lost to your parents forever but\nyou will be lost to a woman who is immune to their religious/moral arguments\nand whose example will irretrievably corrupt you.\n\tLet\'s say you\'ve fallen in love with just such a girl and would like\nto take her home for the holidays.  You are aware of your parents\' xenophobic\nresponse to anyone of a different religion.  How to prepare them for the shock?\n\tSimple.  Call them up shortly before your visit and tell them that you\nhave gotten quite serious about somebody who is of a different religion, a\ndifferent race and the same sex.  Tell them you have already invited this\nperson to meet them.  Give the information a moment to sink in and then \nremark that you were only kidding, that your lover is merely of a different\nreligion.  They will be so relieved they will welcome her with open arms.\n\t\t-- Playboy, January, 1983\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17523,48,'\nIt is explained that all relationships require a little give and take.  This\nis untrue.  Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the\nlast, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn\'t give\nenough.\n\t\t-- Quentin Crisp, \"How to Become a Virgin\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17524,48,'\nIt is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passion:\nlove does not lie in the ear.\n\t\t-- Walpole\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17525,48,'\nIt is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his\nwife in public.  It always makes people think that he beats her when\nthey\'re alone.  The world has grown so suspicious of anything that looks\nlike a happy married life.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17526,48,'\nIt is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for\ndessert.  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but\nshe would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork.  She\ndoes not want you to call attention to this by saying, \'If you wanted a\ndessert, why didn\'t you order one?\'  You must understand, she has the\ndessert she wants.  The dessert she wants is contained within yours.\n\t\t-- Merrill Marcoe, \"An Insider\'s Guide to the American Woman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17527,48,'\nIt is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to\nmathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17528,48,'\nIt is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.\n\t\t-- Maimie Van Doren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17529,48,'\nIt takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17530,48,'\nIt was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest\nsince the middle of my marriage.  There was energy, softness, grace and\nlaughter.  I even took my socks off.  In my circle, that means class.\n\t\t-- Andrew Bergman \"The Big Kiss-off of 1944\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17531,48,'\nIt was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country\nroad.  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse\nand knocked on the front door.  No one responded.  He could feel the water\nfrom the roof running down the back of his neck as he stood on the stoop.\nThe next time he knocked louder, but still no answer.  By now he was soaked\nto the skin.  Desperately he pounded on the door.  At last the head of a\nman appeared out of an upstairs window.\n\t\"What do you want?\" he asked gruffly.\n\t\"My car broke down,\" said the traveler, \"and I want to know if you\nwould let me stay here for the night.\"\n\t\"Sure,\" replied the man. \"If you want to stay there all night, it\'s\nokay with me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17532,48,'\nIt wasn\'t exactly a divorce -- I was traded.\n\t\t-- Tim Conway\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17533,48,'\nIt\'s a funny thing that when a woman hasn\'t got anything\non earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17534,48,'\n\"It\'s men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17535,48,'\nIt\'s not the inital skirt length, it\'s the upcreep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17536,48,'\nIt\'s not the men in my life, but the life in my men that counts.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17537,48,'\nIt\'s the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.\n\t\t-- Tallulah Bankhead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17538,48,'\n\tIt\'s the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with\nbad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17539,48,'\n\tJoe sat as his dying wife\'s bedside.\n\tHer voice was little more than a whisper.\n\t\"Joe, darling,\" she breathed, \"I\'ve got a confession to make\nbefore I go.  I ... I\'m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...\nI spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who\nforced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported \nyour income-tax evasion to the I.R.S...\"\n\t\"That\'s all right, dearest, don\'t give it a second thought,\"\nwhispered Joe. \"I\'m the one who poisoned you.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17540,48,'\nJust as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot\nremember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about\nwomen.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17541,48,'\nKath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?\nEd: It\'s all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present\n\tat the conception.\n\t\t-- Joe Orton, \"Entertaining Mr. Sloane\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17542,48,'\nKeep a diary and one day it\'ll keep you.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17543,48,'\nKeep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk\nacross the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six\nmonths.\n\t\t-- Moore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17544,48,'\nKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17545,48,'\nKissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and\nsapphire bracelet lasts for ever.\n\t\t-- Anita Loos, \"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17546,48,'\nLady Nancy Astor:\n\t\"Winston, if you were my husband, I\'d put poison in your coffee.\"\nWinston Churchill:\n\t\"Nancy, if you were my wife, I\'d drink it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17547,48,'\nLank: Here we go.  We\'re about to set a new record.\nEarl: (to the crowd) How about a date?\nLank: We\'ve done it.  Earl has set a new record.  Turned down by\n      20,000 women.\n\t\t-- Lank and Earl\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17548,48,'\nLarge increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can\nbe tolerated only in race horses and women.\n\t\t-- Lord Kalvin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17549,48,'\nLet thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17550,48,'\nLet\'s just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.  In every\nrelationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive.  If you\nreally care about the person, you do what\'s necessary, or that\'s the end.\nFor the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities\nI most admired in myself I gave up.  I stopped being loud and bossy ...\nOh, all right.  I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.\n\t\t-- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17551,48,'\nLife begins at the centerfold and expands outward.\n\t\t-- Miss November, 1966\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17552,48,'\nLife in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society\nbeing at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible\nthrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money\nsystem, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.\n\t\t-- Valerie Solanas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17553,48,'\nLife Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but\ncertain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I\'ll call you, we\'ll talk and\nI\'ll ask you out to dinner where I\'ll probably spend more than I can\nafford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we\'ll realize we have\nabsolutely nothing in common and we\'ll go our separate ways, more\nembittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17554,48,'\nLife\'s too short to dance with ugly women.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17555,48,'\nLike all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one\nyoung woman and another.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw, \"Major Barbara\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17556,48,'\nLike the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking\nfor girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.\n\t\t-- Alan McKay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17557,48,'\nLittle girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17558,48,'\nLonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait.\nThey never meet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17559,48,'\nLots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to\nbe the wedding march.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17560,48,'\nLove is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real\nwith the ideal never goes unpunished.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17561,48,'\nLove is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.\n\t\t-- Dr. Karl Bowman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17562,48,'\nLove is the delusion that one woman differs from another.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17563,48,'\nLove makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles.\n\t\t-- Paul Leautaud, \"Passe-temps\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17564,48,'\nMacho does not prove mucho.\n\t\t-- Zsa Zsa Gabor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17565,48,'\nMan and wife make one fool.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17566,48,'\nMany a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would\nnot have chosen a suit by it.\n\t\t-- Maurice Chevalier\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17567,48,'\nMany a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the\nwhole girl.\n\t\t-- Stephen Leacock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17568,48,'\nMany a man who thinks he\'s going on a maiden voyage with\na woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17569,48,'\nMany a wife thinks her husband is the world\'s greatest lover.\nBut she can never catch him at it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17570,48,'\nMany husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17571,48,'\nMarriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of\ninsincerity possible between two human beings.\n\t\t-- Vicki Baum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17572,48,'\nMarriage causes dating problems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17573,48,'\nMarriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17574,48,'\nMarriage is a great institution -- but I\'m not ready for an institution yet.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17575,48,'\nMarriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you\'d be\nsurprised at the large number that re-enlist.\n\t\t-- James Garner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17576,48,'\nMarriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17577,48,'\nMarriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.\n\t\t-- Roger Price\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17578,48,'\nMarriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one\nundertakes to become nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17579,48,'\nMarriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer\nexactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work\nin the brewery.\n\t\t-- George Jean Nathan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17580,48,'\nMarriage is learning about women the hard way.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17581,48,'\nMarriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with\nchopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17582,48,'\nMarriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.\n\t\t-- Baskins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17583,48,'\nMarriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the\nburden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.\n\t\t-- Calvin Trillin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17584,48,'\nMarriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17585,48,'\nMarriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would\nhave preferred.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17586,48,'\nMarriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17587,48,'\nMarriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.\n\t\t-- Edmond About\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17588,48,'\nMarriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.\n\t\t-- John Lyly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17589,48,'\nMarry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17590,48,'\nMatrimony is the root of all evil.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17591,48,'\nMatrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17592,48,'\nMen are always ready to respect anything that bores them.\n\t\t-- Marilyn Monroe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17593,48,'\nMen are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.\n\t\t-- Jayne Mansfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17594,48,'\nMen aren\'t attracted to me by my mind.  They\'re attracted by what I\ndon\'t mind...\n\t\t-- Gypsy Rose Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17595,48,'\nMen have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later;\nfor another thing they die earlier.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17596,48,'\nMen have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.\n\t\t-- E.W. Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17597,48,'\nMen live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17598,48,'\nMen never make passes at girls wearing glasses.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17599,48,'\nMen of quality are not afraid of women for equality.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17600,48,'\nMen say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.\n\t\t-- DeSegur\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17601,48,'\nMen seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17602,48,'\nMen still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17603,48,'\nMen who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.\n\t\t-- Joseph Addison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17604,48,'\nMen\'s magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies.  Women\'s magazines\nalso often feature pictures of naked ladies.  This is because the female\nbody is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and\nshould not be seen by the light of day.\n\t\t-- Richard Roeper, \"Men and Women Are Different\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17605,48,'\nMiguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his\nwife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17606,48,'\nMoe:\tWanna play poker tonight?\nJoe:\tI can\'t. It\'s the kids\' night out.\nMoe:\tSo?\nJoe:\tI gotta stay home with the nurse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17607,48,'\nMoe:\tWhat did you give your wife for Valentine\'s Day?\nJoe:\tThe usual gift -- she ate my heart out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17608,48,'\nMoney and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two\nthings we have.\n\t\t-- The Best of Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17609,48,'\nMoney is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17610,48,'\nMonogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.\n\t\t-- H.H. Munro\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17611,48,'\n... most of us learned about love the hard way.  Even warnings are probably\nuseless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends,\nhundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute\nand succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries, or mere attentions of\nlusting, lovely men, landing themselves in complicated predicaments from\nwhich some of them never recovered during their entire lives.  And I am not\nspeaking only of your teenaged Midwesterners in 1958; I\'m speaking of women\nof every age in every city in every year.  The notorious sexual revolution\nhas saved no one from the pain and confusion of love.\n\t\t-- Alix Kates Shulman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17612,48,'\nMy notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him,\nlike a bank note, for two twenties.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17613,48,'\nNever accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.\n\t\t-- Linda Festa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17614,48,'\nNever argue with a woman when she\'s tired -- or rested.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17615,48,'\nNever eat at a place called Mom\'s.  Never play cards with a man named Doc.\nAnd never lie down with a woman who\'s got more troubles than you.\n\t\t-- Nelson Algren, \"What Every Young Man Should Know\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17616,48,'\nNever go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.\n\t\t-- Phyllis Diller, \"Phyllis Diller\'s Housekeeping Hints\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17617,48,'\nNever sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.\n\t\t-- Nelson Algren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17618,48,'\nNever tell.  Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks\nin on you, deny it.  Yeah.  Just flat out and she\'ll believe it: \"I\'m\ntellin\' ya.  This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay\nOn Top Of Me Or I\'ll Die\'.  I didn\'t know what I was gonna do...\"\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17619,48,'\nNew Year\'s Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age,\nand his wife most often reminds him to act it.\n\t\t-- Webster\'s Unafraid Dictionary\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17620,48,'\nNo friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl;\nno hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman.\n\t\t-- Landor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17621,48,'\nNo man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost\ninterest in hair restorers.\n\t-- Austin O\'Malley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17622,48,'\nNo modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an\nunmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.\n\t\t-- Arthur Binstead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17623,48,'\nNo one knows like a woman how to say things that are at once gentle and deep.\n\t\t-- Hugo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17624,48,'\nNo self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn\'t\nwant to make some alterations.\n\t\t-- Kim Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17625,48,'\nNo woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether\nshe will or will not be a mother.\n\t\t-- Margaret H. Sanger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17626,48,'\nNo woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.\n\t\t-- Lord Thomas Dewar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17627,48,'\nNo woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of\nhim than he deserves.\n\t\t-- Edgar Watson Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17628,48,'\nNobody really knows what happiness is, until they\'re married.\nAnd then it\'s too late.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17629,48,'\nNot every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to\nthe capitalist mode of production.\n\t\t-- Herbert Marcuse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17630,48,'\nOf all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17631,48,'\nOf course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between\nhusband and wife.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17632,48,'\nOnce a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her.\n\t\t-- Vanbrugh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17633,48,'\n\tOnce upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll \nthrough the woods.  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated \non a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her.  \"Maiden,\" croaked the\nfrog, \"would you do me a favor?  This will be hard for you to believe, but\nI was once a handsome, charming prince and then a mean, ugly old witch cast\na spell over me and turned me into a frog.\"\n\t\"Oh, what a pity!\", exclaimed the girl.  \"I\'ll do anything I can to\nhelp you break such a spell.\"\n\t\"Well,\" replied the frog, \"the only way that this spell can be\ntaken away is for some lovely young woman to take me home and let me spend\nthe night under her pillow.\"\n\tThe young girl took the ugly frog home and placed him beneath her\npillow that night when she retired.  When she awoke the next morning, sure\nenough, there beside her in bed was a very young, handsome man, clearly of\nroyal blood.  And so they lived happily ever after, except that to this day\nher father and mother still don\'t believe her story.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17634,48,'\n\tOnce upon a time there were three brothers who were knights\nin a certain kingdom.  And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom\nwho was of marriageable age.  Well, one day, in full armour, their horses,\nand their page, the three brothers set off to see if one of them could\nwin her hand.  The road was long and there were many obstacles along the\nway, robbers to be overcome, hard terrain to cross.  As they coped with\neach obstacle they became more and more disgusted with their page.  He was\nnot only inept, he was a coward, he could not handle the horses, he was,\nin short, a complete flop.  When they arrived at the court of the kingdom,\nthey found that they were expected to present the Princess with some\ntreasure.  The two older brothers were discouraged, since they had not\nthought of this and were unprepared.  The youngest, however, had the\nanswer:  Promise her anything, but give her our page.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17635,48,'\n\tOne evening he spoke.  Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her,\nhe allowed his soul to be heard.  \"My darling, anything you wish, anything\nI am, anything I can ever be...  That\'s what I want to offer you -- not the\nthings I\'ll get for you, but the thing in me that will make me able to get\nthem.  That thing -- a man can\'t renounce it -- but I want to renounce it -- so\nthat it will be yours -- so that it will be in your service -- only for you.\"\n\tThe girl smiled and asked: \"Do you think I\'m prettier than Maggie\nKelly?\"\n\tHe got up.  He said nothing and walked out of the house.  He never\nsaw that girl again.  Gail Wynand, who prided himself on never needing a\nlesson twice, did not fall in love again in the years that followed.\n\t\t-- Ayn Rand, \"The Fountainhead\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17636,48,'\nOne girl can be pretty -- but a dozen are only a chorus.\n\t\t-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, \"The Last Tycoon\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17637,48,'\nOne is not born a woman, one becomes one.\n\t\t-- Simone de Beauvoir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17638,48,'\nOne man\'s folly is another man\'s wife.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17639,48,'\nOne should always be in love.  That is the reason one should never marry.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17640,48,'\nOnly two groups of people fall for flattery -- men and women.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17641,48,'\n\tPeople of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty,\nthese days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female\npersuasion.\n\t\"Lady,\" \"woman,\" and \"girl\" are all perfectly good words, but\nmisapplying them can earn one anything from the charge of vulgarity to a good\nswift smack.  We are messing here with matters of deference, condescension,\nrespect, bigotry, and two vague concepts, age and rank.  It is troubling\nenough to get straight who is really what.  Those who deliberately misuse\nthe terms in a misbegotten attempt at flattery are asking for it.\n\tA woman is any grown-up female person.  A girl is the un-grown-up\nversion.  If you call a wee thing with chubby cheeks and pink hair ribbons a\n\"woman,\" you will probably not get into trouble, and if you do, you will be\nable to handle it because she will be under three feet tall.  However, if you\ncall a grown-up by a child\'s name for the sake of implying that she has a\nyouthful body, you are also implying that she has a brain to match.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17642,48,'\nPhysically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the\nfarm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than\nchickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw, \"Getting Married\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17643,48,'\nRich bachelors should be heavily taxed.  It is not fair that some men\nshould be happier than others.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17644,48,'\nSally:\tC\'mon, Ted, all I\'m asking you to do is share your feelings\n\twith me.\nTed:\tALL?  Do you realize what you\'re asking?  Men aren\'t trained\n\tto share.  We\'re trained to protect ourselves by not\n\tletting anyone too close.  Good grief, if I go around\n\tsharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.\nSally:\tIt\'s called \"trust,\" Ted.\nTed:\t\"Sharing\"?  \"Trust\"?  You\'re really asking me to sail into\n\tuncharted waters here.\n\t\t-- Sally Forth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17645,48,'\nScientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about\nwhat attracts mosquitoes.\n\t\t-- Dr. Joyce Brothers,\n\t\t\"What Every Woman Should Know About Men\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17646,48,'\nShe always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you\'re looking good.\n\t\t-- Anita Loos, \"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17647,48,'\nShe been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face.\n\t\t-- Tom Waits\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17648,48,'\nShe is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.\n\t\t-- Gypsy Rose Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17649,48,'\nShe just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years, enjoyed\nherself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left.  Excited a few men\nin the meantime.\n\t\t-- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg\'s\n\t\t   involvement in \"The Avengers\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17650,48,'\nShe liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17651,48,'\nShe missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\nhave poured on a waffle ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17652,48,'\nShe\'s learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting\ninto words.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17653,48,'\nShe\'s so tough she won\'t take \'yes\' for an answer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17654,48,'\nShe\'s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17655,48,'\nSo many beautiful women and so little time.\n\t\t-- John Barrymore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17656,48,'\nSo many men; so little time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17657,48,'\nSo many women; so little nerve.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17658,48,'\nSo many women; so little time!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17659,48,'\n\t\"So you don\'t have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might\nwant to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.\"\n\t\"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David.\"\n\t\"Friday, then?\"\n\t\"Why not, David, it might even be fun.\"\n\t\t-- Dating in Minnesota\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17660,48,'\nSome husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17661,48,'\nSome marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17662,48,'\nSome men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17663,48,'\nSome men are so interested in their wives\' continued happiness that they\nhire detectives to find out the reason for it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17664,48,'\nSome men are so macho they\'ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.\n\t\t-- Maureen Murphy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17665,48,'\nSome men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them\nis a grudge.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17666,48,'\nSome of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.\n\t\t-- Gloria Steinem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17667,48,'\nSometimes a cigar is just a cigar.\n\t\t-- Sigmund Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17668,48,'\nSometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it\'s all I can do\nto keep from telling her.\n\t\t-- Andy Capp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17669,48,'\nStanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:\nthey give them \"just one more reason\" to stay in and study every night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17670,48,'\nTake my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it\nneeds a very clever woman to manage a fool.\n\t\t-- Kipling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17671,48,'\nTehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey Chaucer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17672,48,'\nThat woman speaks eight languages and can\'t say \"no\" in any of them.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17673,48,'\nThe advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one\ndoes not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.\n\t\t-- Paul Leautaud, \"Propos d\'un jour\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17674,48,'\nThe anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your\nenemies.\n\t\t-- Bonnard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17675,48,'\nThe average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows\nthat the average man can see much better than he can think.\n\t\t-- Ladies\' Home Journal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17676,48,'\nThe average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain\ndisdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help\nfeeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is\ntheir father.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17677,48,'\nThe best man for the job is often a woman.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17678,48,'\nThe best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,\nall you have to do is straighten your tie.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17679,48,'\nThe big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted\nthemselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate\nthis total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are\nhungry all the time?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17680,48,'\nThe chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and\nsometimes three.\n\t\t-- Alexandre Dumas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17681,48,'\nThe days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a \ntedious book.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17682,48,'\n\tThe defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:\n\"You claim,\" he jeered, \"that my client came at you with a broken bottle\nin his hand.  But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" the man admitted, \"his wife. Very charming, of course,\nbut not much good in a fight.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17683,48,'\nThe difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal\nseparation gives the man time to hide his money.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17684,48,'\nThe duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance\nof the woman.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be DeBalzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17685,48,'\nThe eternal feminine draws us upward.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17686,48,'\nThe first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,\nand the second the triumph of hope over experience.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17687,48,'\nThe gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17688,48,'\nThe girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can\'t even\nremember her first husband.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17689,48,'\nThe girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17690,48,'\nThe girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.\n\t\t-- Sophia Loren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17691,48,'\nThe gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.  They gave him\nlove and he invented marriage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17692,48,'\nThe happiest time of a person\'s life is after his first divorce.\n\t\t-- J.K. Galbraith \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17693,48,'\nThe heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased\nto love.\n\t\t-- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17694,48,'\nThe honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs\nand begin to stifle our yawns.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17695,48,'\nThe honeymoon is over when he phones to say he\'ll be late for supper and\nshe\'s already left a note that it\'s in the refrigerator.\n\t\t-- Bill Lawrence\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17696,48,'\nThe husband who doesn\'t tell his wife everything probably reasons that\nwhat she doesn\'t know won\'t hurt him.\n\t\t-- Leo J. Burke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17697,48,'\nThe little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.\nShe loves it -- and that\'s all.  It is thus that we should love.\n\t\t-- DeGourmont\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17698,48,'\nThe majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be DeBalzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17699,48,'\nThe man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well\neverything.\n\t\t-- Yeats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17700,48,'\nThe mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17701,48,'\nThe most common form of marriage proposal: \"YOU\'RE WHAT!?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17702,48,'\nThe most dangerous food is wedding cake.\n\t\t-- American proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17703,48,'\nThe most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17704,48,'\nThe most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union\nof a deaf man to a blind woman.\n\t\t-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17705,48,'\nThe most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman\nis that one of them be good at taking orders.\n\t\t-- Linda Festa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17706,48,'\nThe most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.\n\t\t-- Joey Adams, \"Cindy and I\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17707,48,'\nThe mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children.\n\t\t-- Paul Ehrlich\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17708,48,'\nThe one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17709,48,'\nThe only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method\nfor getting acquainted.\n\t\t-- Heywood Broun\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17710,48,'\nThe only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise\nof his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.\n\t\t-- Colette\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17711,48,'\nThe perfect man is the true partner.  Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,\nbut a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that\nquality of joy.\n\t\t-- Erica Jong\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17712,48,'\nThe person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17713,48,'\nThe prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why\nsome people feel there is no God.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, \"Without Feathers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17714,48,'\nThe Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in\nhis courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on\none leg.  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn\'t\ntake it too seriously.\n\t\t-- Mike Harding, \"The Armchair Anarchist\'s Almanac\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17715,48,'\nThe six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,\nwisdom, needlework, and chastity.\n\t\t-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17716,48,'\nThe surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17717,48,'\nThe trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing\n-- and then marry him.\n\t\t-- Cher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17718,48,'\nThe truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17719,48,'\nThe two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else\nare fast women and slow horses.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17720,48,'\nThe way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17721,48,'\nThe woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great\ndeal of money.  The woman who gives herself takes all your time.\n\t\t-- Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17722,48,'\nThere are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman\nis one of them.\n\t\t-- Ralston\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17723,48,'\nThere are four stages to a marriage.  First there\'s the affair, then there\'s\nthe marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you\ncannot know a woman, the divorce.\n\t\t-- Norman Mailer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17724,48,'\nThere are three things I have always loved and never understood --\nart, music, and women.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17725,48,'\nThere are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,\nor turn them into literature.\n\t\t-- Stephen Stills\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17726,48,'\nThere are two times when a man doesn\'t understand a woman -- before\nmarriage and after marriage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17727,48,'\nThere goes the good time that was had by all.\n\t\t-- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17728,48,'\nThere is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it\nis never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17729,48,'\nThere is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools\nto attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it.\nSo it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in\ncheck.  And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course.\n\t\t-- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17730,48,'\nThere is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do\nnot know how to make themselves attractive.\n\t\t-- Christian Dior\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17731,48,'\nThere is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another,\nand a woman who deceives another for ourselves.\n\t\t-- Augier\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17732,48,'\nThere is only one way to console a widow.  But remember the risk.\n\t\t-- Robert Heinlein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17733,48,'\nThere\'s nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17734,48,'\nThere\'s nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate\nhis wife.\n\t\t-- Clare Booth Luce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17735,48,'\nThere\'s nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17736,48,'\nThere\'s one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can\nalways see somebody who did worse.\n\t\t-- Warren H. Goldsmith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17737,48,'\nThere\'s one fool at least in every married couple.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17738,48,'\nThere\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\nwhat it is I\'ll get married again.\n\t\t-- Clint Eastwood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17739,48,'\nThere\'s too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.\n\t\t-- Richard Le Gallienne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17740,48,'\nThis guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, \"Kathy, pack up your\nbags!  I just won the California lottery!\"\n\t\"Honey!\", Kathy exclaims, \"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?\"\n\t\"I don\'t care,\" responds the husband. \"just so long as you\'re out\nof the house by dinner!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17741,48,'\n\'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17742,48,'\nTo be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand\nmore from her?  You don\'t want a rose to sing.\n\t\t-- Thackeray\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17743,48,'\nTo be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job\nthan a man would have to be.  Fortunately, this isn\'t difficult.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17744,48,'\nTo be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.\n\t\t-- Golda Meir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17745,48,'\nTo err is human -- but it feels divine.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17746,48,'\nTo find out a girl\'s faults, praise her to her girl friends.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17747,48,'\nTo many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.\n\t\t-- St. Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17748,48,'\nTo our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.\n\t\t-- 19th century toast\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17749,48,'\nToday when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering\nsquad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17750,48,'\nToo much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17751,48,'\nTrust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your\nown name.\n\t\t-- Joan Rivers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17752,48,'\nTwenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of\nmarriage make her something like a public building.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17753,48,'\nTwo sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.\nI forget the second.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17754,48,'\nUntil Eve arrived, this was a man\'s world.\n\t\t-- Richard Armour\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17755,48,'\nValerie: Aww, Tom, you\'re going maudlin on me ...\nTom:\t I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...\n\t\t-- Tom Chapin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17756,48,'\nVery few modern women either like or desire marriage, especially after the\nceremony has been performed.  Primarily women wish attention and affection.\nMatrimony is something they accept when there is no alternative.  Really,\nit is a waste of time, and hazardous, to marry them.  It leaves one open\nto a rival.  Husbands, good or bad, always have rivals.  Lovers, never.\n\t\t-- Helen Lawrenson, \"Esquire\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17757,48,'\nWe were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married\nfor four and a half years.\n\t\t-- Nick Faldo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17758,48,'\nWe\'re all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk\nphilosophy, executing both with confidence and style.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17759,48,'\nWedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17760,48,'\nWedding rings are the world\'s smallest handcuffs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17761,48,'\nWell, it\'s hard for a mere man to believe that woman doesn\'t have equal rights.\n\t\t-- Dwight D. Eisenhower\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17762,48,'\nWhat a misfortune to be a woman!  And yet, the worst misfortune is not to\nunderstand what a misfortune it is.\n\t\t-- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17763,48,'\nWhat do you give a man who has everything?  Penicillin.\n\t\t-- Jerry Lester\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17764,48,'\n\t\"What do you give a man who has everything?\" the pretty teenager\nasked her mother.\n\t\"Encouragement, dear,\" she replied.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17765,48,'\nWhat nonsense people talk about happy marriages!  A man can be happy with\nany woman so long as he doesn\'t love her.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17766,48,'\nWhat passes for woman\'s intuition is often nothing more than man\'s\ntransparency.\n\t\t-- George Nathan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17767,48,'\nWhat publishers are looking for these days isn\'t radical feminism.  It\'s\ncorporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and\nmagazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,\nmost important, corporate America\'s message, which runs: Yes, women were\ndiscriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been\nremedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint\nof individual rather than collective effort.\n\t\t-- Susan Gordon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17768,48,'\nWhatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half\nas good.  Luckily this is not difficult.\n\t\t-- Charlotte Whitton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17769,48,'\nWhen a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong\nrest room.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17770,48,'\nWhen a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the\ninattentions of one.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17771,48,'\nWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him\nkeep her.\n\t\t-- Sacha Guitry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17772,48,'\nWhen a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises:\nfirst is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.\n\t\t-- Donnay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17773,48,'\nWhen a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.\nWhen a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17774,48,'\nWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I\'ve never\ntried before.\n\t\t-- Mae West, \"Klondike Annie\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17775,48,'\nWhen God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.\n\t\t-- Charles Merrill Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17776,48,'\nWhen God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to\nwhy he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman\'s.\n\t\t-- DeGourmont\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17777,48,'\nWhen I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal\nwoman.  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.\n\t\t-- Robert Schuman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17778,48,'\nWhen I\'m good, I\'m great; but when I\'m bad, I\'m better.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17779,48,'\nWhen it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --\nhalf his wife\'s fault, and half her mother\'s.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17780,48,'\nWhen Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17781,48,'\nWhen my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at\nher request, moved to a different room.  She told me she didn\'t think she\nhad ever seen a Jew before.  My only response was to begin wearing a\nsmall Star of David on a chain around my neck.  I had not become a more\nobserving Jew; rather, discovering that the label of Jew was offensive to\nothers made me want to let people know who I was and what I believed in.\nSimilarly, after talking to these young women -- one of whom told me that\nshe didn\'t think she had ever met a feminist -- I\'ve taken to identifying\nmyself as a feminist in the most unlikely of situations.\n\t\t-- Susan Bolotin, \"Voices From the Post-Feminist Generation\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17782,48,'\nWhen one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,\none excuses women.\n\t\t-- Horne Tooke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17783,48,'\nWhen the candles are out all women are fair.\n\t\t-- Plutarch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17784,48,'\nWhen the saleman\'s car broke down, he walked to the nearest farmhouse to ask\nif he could stay the night.  The farmer agreed to put him up.  \"I live alone,\"\nhe continued, \"you can have the bedroom at the top of the stairs, to the\nright.\"\n\t\"Oh, never mind,\" the disappointed salesman said. \"I think I\'m in\nthe wrong joke.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17785,48,'\nWhen there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary.\n\t\t-- Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17786,48,'\nWhen two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane,\nmost delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear\nthat they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition\ncontinuously until death do them part.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17787,48,'\nWhen women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken, \"Sententiae\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17788,48,'\nWhen women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do\nnot love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be de Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17789,48,'\nWhen you\'re bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.\n\t\t-- David Pryce-Jones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17790,48,'\nWhen you\'re married to someone, they take you for granted ... when\nyou\'re living with someone it\'s fantastic ... they\'re so frightened\nof losing you they\'ve got to keep you satisfied all the time.\n\t\t-- Nell Dunn, \"Poor Cow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17791,48,'\nWhenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children\nto spend their weekends with?\n\t\t-- Rita Rudner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17792,48,'\nWhere\'s the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"The Satin Dress\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17793,48,'\nWhy a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.  Why a man\nwould want *___\b\b\btwo* wives is a bigamystery.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17794,48,'\nWhy isn\'t there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17795,48,'\nWhy won\'t you let me kiss you goodnight?  Is it something I said?\n\t\t-- Tom Ryan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17796,48,'\nWith the end of the football season, a star player for the college team\ncelebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus\nparty.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and\neased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at\nparties.\n\t\"Oh, I have a three point eight, so I\'m much more attracted to the\nstrong academic types than to the dumb party animals,\" she said.  \"What\'s\nyour G.P.A.?\"\n\tGrinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, \"I get about twenty-five in\nthe city and forty on the highway.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17797,48,'\nWoman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.\n\t\t-- Dumas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17798,48,'\nWoman was God\'s second mistake.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17799,48,'\nWoman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor\nout of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be\nequal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart\nthat he might love her.\n\t\t-- Henry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17800,48,'\nWoman\'s advice has little value, but he who won\'t take it is a fool.\n\t\t-- Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17801,48,'\nWomen are all alike.  When they\'re maids they\'re mild as milk: once make \'em\nwives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and\ndefy you.\n\t\t-- Jerrold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17802,48,'\nWomen are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity,\nor revenge?\n\t\t-- Gustave Vapereau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17803,48,'\nWomen are just like men, only different.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17804,48,'\nWomen are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn\'t\nwant to own one.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17805,48,'\nWomen are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.\n\t\t-- Herold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17806,48,'\nWomen are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.\n\t\t-- Stephens\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17807,48,'\nWomen aren\'t as mere as they used to be.\n\t\t-- Pogo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17808,48,'\nWomen can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them\nto do it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17809,48,'\nWomen complain about sex more than men.  Their gripes fall into two\ncategories: (1) Not enough and (2) Too much.\n\t\t-- Ann Landers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17810,48,'\nWomen give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.\n\t\t-- Arnould\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17811,48,'\nWomen give to men the very gold of their lives.  Possibly; but they\ninvariably want it back in such very small change.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17812,48,'\nWomen in love consist of a little sighing, a little crying, a little dying\n-- and a good deal of lying.\n\t\t-- Ansey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17813,48,'\nWomen reason with the heart and are much less often wrong than men who\nreason with the head.\n\t\t-- DeLescure\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17814,48,'\nWomen sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man\nwho misses one.\n\t\t-- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17815,48,'\nWomen treat us just as humanity treats its gods.  They worship us and are\nalways bothering us to do something for them.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17816,48,'\nWomen want their men to be cops.  They want you to punish them and tell\nthem what the limits are.  The only thing that women hate worse from a man\nthan being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you\'re sorry.\n\t\t-- Mort Sahl\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17817,48,'\nWomen waste men\'s lives and think they have indemnified them by a few\ngracious words.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be de Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17818,48,'\nWomen who want to be equal to men lack imagination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17819,48,'\nWomen wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are\npretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because\nthey are themselves.\n\t\t-- Amiel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17820,48,'\nWomen\'s virtue is man\'s greatest invention.\n\t\t-- Cornelia Otis Skinner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17821,48,'\nWomen, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge\nas good as any other.\n\t\t-- Philippe De Remi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17822,48,'\nWomen, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced \nattorney.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be de Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17823,48,'\nWomen, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a\nlion with a will of iron.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be de Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17824,48,'\n\t\"You are *so* lovely.\"\n\t\"Yes.\"\n\t\"Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17825,48,'\nYou are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing\nforbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.  You are\navenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17826,48,'\nYou ask what a nice girl will do?  She won\'t give an inch, but she won\'t\nsay no.\n\t\t-- Marcus Valerius Martialis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17827,48,'\nYou can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But\nif you have a woman as a friend, you\'re going to wind up drunk and kissing\nyour dog.\n\t\t-- foolin\' around\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17828,48,'\nYou can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17829,48,'\nYou can\'t kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17830,48,'\nYou have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words\nin your sleep to get divorced.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17831,48,'\nYou just know when a relationship is about to end.  My girlfriend called me\nat work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.  \"It\'s very\nsimple,\" I said. \"You start by filling up the bathtub with water...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17832,48,'\nYou know what we can be like:  See a guy and think he\'s cute one minute, the\nnext minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see\nhim having an extramarital affair.  By the time someone says \"I\'d like you to\nmeet Cecil,\" we shout, \"You\'re late again with the child support!\"\n\t\t-- Cynthia Heimel, \"A Girl\'s Guide to Chaos\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17833,48,'\nYou know you\'re getting old when you\'re Dad, and you\'re measuring your daughter\nfor camp clothes, and there are certain measurements only her mother is allowed\nto take.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17834,48,'\nYou know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,\nare now extinct.\n\t\t-- M. Somerset Maugham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17835,48,'\nYou lived with a man who wore white belts?  Laura, I\'m disappointed in you.\n\t\t-- Remington Steele\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17836,48,'\nYou think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve\'s mother.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17837,48,'\n\"You\'re just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little...\nexcept, y\'know, not green... and without all the patches of fungus.\"\n\t\t-- Swamp Thing\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17838,48,'\n\tYoung men and young women may work systematically six days in the\nweek and rise fresh in the morning, but let them attend modern dances for\nonly a few hours each evening and see what happens.  The Waltz, Polka,\nGallop and other dances of the same kind will be disastrous in their effects\nto both sexes.  Health and vigor will vanish like the dew before the sun.\n\tIt is not the extraordinary exercise which harms the dancer, but\nrather the coming into close contact with the opposite sex.  It is the\nfury of lust craving incessantly for more pleasure that undermines the\nsoul, the body, the sinews and nerves.  Experience and statistics show\nbeyond doubt that passionate excessive dancing girls can hardly reach\ntwenty-five years of age and men thirty-one.  Even if they reached that\nage they will in most instances be broken in health physically and morally.\nThis is the claim of prominent physicians in this country.\n\t\t-- Quote from a 1910 periodical\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17839,48,'\nYoung men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and\ncannot.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17840,48,'\nYouth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17841,49,'A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.\n\t\t-- Carrie Snow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17842,49,'\nA male mathematician is someone who can count to twenty-one without\nunzipping his fly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17843,49,'\nA man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.\n\t\t-- Soren Kierkegaard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17844,49,'\nA man without a woman is like a fish without gills.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17845,49,'\nA woman\'s a woman until the day she dies, but a man\'s only a man as long\nas he can.\n\t\t-- Moms Mabley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17846,49,'\nBeing a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally\nof dealings with men.\n\t\t-- Conrad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17847,49,'\nDoes he treat your breasts like unripe grapefruit?  Who needs him?\n\t\t-- `J\', \"The Sensuous Woman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17848,49,'\nDon\'t accept rides from strange men -- and remember that all men are strange\nas hell.\n\t\t-- Robin Morgan, \"Sisterhood Is Powerful\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17849,49,'\nIf men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17850,49,'\nIf men couldn\'t fuck there\'d be a bounty on their heads.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17851,49,'\nIf they sent one man to the moon, why can\'t they send them all?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17852,49,'\nIf you catch a man, throw him back.\n\t\t-- Woman\'s Liberation Slogan, c. 1975\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17853,49,'\nLysistrata had a good idea.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17854,49,'\nMen -- can\'t live with \'em, can\'t leave \'em by the curb when you\'re done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17855,49,'\nMen will fuck mud.\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17856,49,'\nMost men would never get laid if it weren\'t for the pity fuck.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17857,49,'\nThe only one of your children who does not grow up and move away\nis your husband.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17858,49,'\nThe sex life of spiders is very interesting.\nHe fucks her.\nShe bites his head off.\n\t\t-- From a Women\'s Lib Poster\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17859,49,'\nThere are three women on the fast track in a particular company.  The\npresident realizes it\'s time to promote one of them, but they\'re all so\ncompetent that he\'s not sure which one to choose.  So he devises a little\ntest.  One day while they\'re all at lunch, he places $500 on each of their\ndesks.  #1 returns it to him immediately.  #2 pockets it.  #3 invests\nin the market and returns $1,500 to him in the morning.  Who gets the\npromotion?  The one with the big tits!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17860,49,'\nUpon leaving a hotel bar one evening, an executive noticed a drunk sitting\non the edge of a potted palm in the lobby, crying like a baby.  Because he\'d\nhad a couple himself that night, and was feeling rather sorry for his fellow\nman, he asked the inebriated one what the trouble was.\n\t\"I did a terrible thing tonight,\" sniffled the drunk.  \"I sold my\nwife to a guy for a bottle of Scotch.\"\n\t\"That is terrible,\" said the man, too much under the weather to \nmuster any real indignation.  \"And now that she\'s gone, you wish you had her\nback.\"\n\t\"Thas right,\" said the drunk, still sniffling.\n\t\"You\'re sorry you sold her, because you realize too late that you\nlove her,\" sympathized the executive.\n\t\"No, no,\" said the drunk.  \"I wish I had her back because I\'m\nthirsty again.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17861,49,'\nWar is menstruation envy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17862,49,'\nWhen God created man, She was only testing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17863,49,'\nYou know the Norplant thing?  It\'s a new birth control device for women.\nIt\'s a cartridge, that goes in your arm.  Well, they\'re coming out with\na new one for men: it\'s a brain, that goes in your head.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17864,50,'1 bulls, 3 cows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17865,50,'\n$3,000,000.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17866,50,'\n40 isn\'t old.  If you\'re a tree.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17867,50,'\n\tA crow perched himself on a telephone wire.  He was going to make a\nlong-distance caw.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17868,50,'\nA furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!\n\t[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]\n\t\t-- Medieval prayer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17869,50,'\nA log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17870,50,'\nA pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.  One of the men\ngets out and goes into the office.\n\t\"I need some four-by-two\'s,\" he says.\n\t\"You must mean two-by-four\'s\" replies the clerk.\n\tThe man scratches his head.  \"Wait a minute,\" he says, \"I\'ll go\ncheck.\" \n\tBack, after an animated conversation with the other occupants of the\ntruck, he reassures the clerk, that, yes, in fact, two-by-fours would be\nacceptable.\n\t\"OK,\" says the clerk, writing it down, \"how long you want \'em?\"\n\tThe guy gets the blank look again.  \"Uh... I guess I better go\ncheck,\" he says.\n\tHe goes back out to the truck, and there\'s another animated\nconversation.  The guy comes back into the office.  \"A long time,\" he says,\n\"we\'re building a house\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17871,50,'\nA prediction is worth twenty explanations.\n\t\t-- K. Brecher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17872,50,'\n\tA reverend wanted to telephone another reverend.  He told the operator,\n\"This is a parson to parson call.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17873,50,'\nA squeegee by any other name wouldn\'t sound as funny.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17874,50,'\nA vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature\nreplaces it with.\n\t\t-- Tennessee Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17875,50,'\n\tA young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father,\nand her first name by her mother.  By the time she was ten, didn\'t know if she\nwas Carmen or Cohen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17876,50,'\nAccording to my best recollection, I don\'t remember.\n\t\t-- Vincent \"Jimmy Blue Eyes\" Alo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17877,50,'\nAdults die young.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17878,50,'\nAfrican violet:\t\tSuch worth is rare\nApple blossom:\t\tPreference\nBachelor\'s button:\tCelibacy\nBay leaf:\t\tI change but in death\nCamelia:\t\tReflected loveliness\nChrysanthemum, red:\tI love\nChrysanthemum, white:\tTruth\nChrysanthemum, other:\tSlighted love\nClover:\t\t\tBe mine\nCrocus:\t\t\tAbuse not\nDaffodil:\t\tInnocence\nForget-me-not:\t\tTrue love\nFuchsia:\t\tFast\nGardenia:\t\tSecret, untold love\nHoneysuckle:\t\tBonds of love\nIvy:\t\t\tFriendship, fidelity, marriage\nJasmine:\t\tAmiablity, transports of joy, sensuality\nLeaves (dead):\t\tMelancholy\nLilac:\t\t\tYouthful innocence\nLilly:\t\t\tPurity, sweetness\nLilly of the valley:\tReturn of happiness\nMagnolia:\t\tDignity, perseverance\n\t* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17879,50,'\nAge is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17880,50,'\nAgree with them now, it will save so much time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17881,50,'\nAh, the Tsar\'s bazaar\'s bizarre beaux-arts!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17882,50,'\nAhhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.  It excites me to...\nacts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17883,50,'\nAll phone calls are obscene.\n\t\t-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17884,50,'\nAll the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.\n\t\t-- Grant Wood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17885,50,'\nAm I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17886,50,'\nAMAZING BUT TRUE ...\n\tIf all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end\n\tacross the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17887,50,'\nAMAZING BUT TRUE ...\n\tThere is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it\n\twould completely cover the Sahara Desert.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17888,50,'\nAmnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.\n');
