INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17889,50,'\nAn atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.\n\t\t-- Isaac Asimov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17890,50,'\n... and furthermore ... I don\'t like your trousers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17891,50,'\nAnd I alone am returned to wag the tail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17892,50,'\nAny stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to\nexactly the point of most pressure.\n\t\t-- Milt Barber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17893,50,'\nAny time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17894,50,'\nAre we not men?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17895,50,'\nAs Zeus said to Narcissus, \"Watch yourself.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17896,50,'\nAvec!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17897,50,'\nBAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17898,50,'\nBare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the\nfloor -- especially in the dark.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17899,50,'\nBatteries not included.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17900,50,'\nBE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17901,50,'\nBE ALOOF!  (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17902,50,'\nBefore I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17903,50,'\nBeing frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin\nwhen you get what you want.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17904,50,'\nBelieve everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.\n\t\t-- Honor\'\be de Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17905,50,'\nBiggest security gap -- an open mouth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17906,50,'\nBizarreness is the essence of the exotic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17907,50,'\nBlame Saint Andreas -- it\'s all his fault.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17908,50,'\nBlessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17909,50,'\nBlue paint today.\n\t\t[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17910,50,'\nBoy!  Eucalyptus!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17911,50,'\nBoy, that crayon sure did hurt!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17912,50,'\nBushydo -- the way of the shrub.  Bonsai!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17913,50,'\n\t\"But Huey, you PROMISED!\"\n\t\"Tell \'em I lied.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17914,50,'\nBut like the Good Book says... There\'s BIGGER DEALS to come!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17915,50,'\nBy perseverance the snail reached the Ark.\n\t\t-- Charles Spurgeon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17916,50,'\nCF&C stole it, fair and square.\n\t\t-- Tim Hahn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17917,50,'\n\tChapter VIII\n\nDue to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore\nQuanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon\nseed, and never heard from again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17918,50,'\nColorless green ideas sleep furiously.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17919,50,'\nConfucius say too much.\n\t\t-- Recent Chinese Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17920,50,'\nCongratulations are in order for Tom Reid.\n\nHe says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the\nYear award.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17921,50,'\nCulture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17922,50,'\nCuster committed Siouxicide.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17923,50,'\n\n\"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it\'s not cockroaches!\"\n\t\t-- Mom\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17924,50,'\nDeath to all fanatics!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17925,50,'\nDepart in pieces, i.e., split.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17926,50,'\nDeprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won\'t see his face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17927,50,'\nDid I say 2?  I lied.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17928,50,'\nDid it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?\n\nOr that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17929,50,'\nDid you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17930,50,'\nDid you know ...\n\nThat no-one ever reads these things?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17931,50,'\n\"Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\nconventional thing to happen to him.\"\n\t\t-- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17932,50,'\nDignity is like a flag.  It flaps in a storm.\n\t\t-- Roy Mengot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17933,50,'\nDime is money.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17934,50,'\nDo not underestimate the power of the Force.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17935,50,'\nDo not use that foreign word \"ideals\".  We have that excellent native\nword \"lies\".\n\t\t-- Henrik Ibsen, \"The Wild Duck\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17936,50,'\nDo people know you have freckles everywhere?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17937,50,'\nDo students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17938,50,'\n\t\"Do you believe in intuition?\"\n\t\"No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17939,50,'\nDo you have lysdexia?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17940,50,'\nDo YOU have redeeming social value?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17941,50,'\nDoes a one-legged duck swim in a circle?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17942,50,'\nDon\'t force it, get a larger hammer.\n\t\t-- Anthony\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17943,50,'\nDon\'t guess -- check your security regulations.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17944,50,'\nDon\'t I know you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17945,50,'\nDon\'t let your status become too quo!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17946,50,'\nDon\'t quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17947,50,'\nDon\'t speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17948,50,'\nDon\'t worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17949,50,'\nDon\'t worry if you\'re a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17950,50,'\nDouble!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17951,50,'\nDr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17952,50,'\nDr. Livingston?\nDr. Livingston I. Presume?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17953,50,'\nDrawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17954,50,'\nDreams are free, but there\'s a small charge for alterations.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17955,50,'\nDrop that pickle!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17956,50,'\nDrop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.\n\t\t-- The Adventurer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17957,50,'\nDuckies are fun!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17958,50,'\nDucks?  What ducks??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17959,50,'\nDungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17960,50,'\n\tDuring a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.  She had\nhim arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.\n\tIn another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.\nShe\'s a women who conks to stupor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17961,50,'\nDyslexia means never having to say that you\'re ysror.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17962,50,'\nDyslexics have more fnu.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17963,50,'\nDYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17964,50,'\n\"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.\"\n\t\t-- Jeff Berner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17965,50,'\nEditing is a rewording activity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17966,50,'\nEggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17967,50,'\nEvents are not affected, they develop.\n\t\t-- Sri Aurobindo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17968,50,'\nEver wonder why fire engines are red?\n\nBecause newspapers are read too.\nTwo and Two is four.\nFour and four is eight.\nEight and four is twelve.\nThere are twelve inches in a ruler.\nQueen Mary was a ruler.\nQueen Mary was a ship.\nShips sail the sea.\nThere are fishes in the sea.\nFishes have fins.\nThe Finns fought the Russians.\nRussians are red.\nFire engines are always rush\'n.\nTherefore fire engines are red.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17969,50,'\nEvery absurdity has a champion who will defend it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17970,50,'\nEvery day it\'s the same thing -- variety.  I want something different.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17971,50,'\nEvery time I think I know where it\'s at, they move it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17972,50,'\nEvery time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the\nwindow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17973,50,'\nEvery word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.\n\t\t-- Beckett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17974,50,'\nEverything bows to success, even grammar.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17975,50,'\nEverything can be filed under \"miscellaneous\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17976,50,'\nEverything might be different in the present if only one thing had\nbeen different in the past.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17977,50,'\nEverything should be built top-down, except the first time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17978,50,'\nEverything should be built top-down, except this time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17979,50,'\nEverything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.\n\t\t-- Erwin Tomash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17980,50,'\nEverything you know is wrong!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17981,50,'\nFacts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.\n\t\t-- Aldous Huxley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17982,50,'\nFacts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.\n\t\t-- Sven Italla\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17983,50,'\n\t\"Fantasies are free.\"\n\t\"NO!! NO!! It\'s the thought police!!!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17984,50,'\nFar duller than a serpent\'s tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17985,50,'\nFats Loves Madelyn.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17986,50,'\nFinding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture\non a rock.\n\t\t-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17987,50,'\nFive bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.\n\t\t-- Adolfo Guzman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17988,50,'\nFlame on!\n\t\t-- Johnny Storm\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17989,50,'\nFly me away to the bright side of the moon ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17990,50,'\nFor a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17991,50,'\nFor thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.\n\t\t-- Titus Lucretius Carus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17992,50,'\nForce it!!!\nIf it breaks, well, it wasn\'t working anyway...\nNo, don\'t force it, get a bigger hammer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17993,50,'\nFORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17994,50,'\nForest fires cause Smokey Bears.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17995,50,'\nFortune\'s graffito of the week (or maybe even month):\n\n\t\tDon\'t Write On Walls!\n\n\t\t   (and underneath)\n\n\t\tYou want I should type?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17996,50,'\nFortune\'s Office Door Sign of the Week:\n\n\tIncorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17997,50,'\n\t\"Found it,\" the Mouse replied rather crossly: \"of course you know\nwhat \'it\' means.\"\n\t\"I know what \'it\' means well enough, when I find a thing,\" said the\nDuck: \"it\'s generally a frog or a worm.  The question is, what did the\narchbishop find?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17998,50,'\nFrom a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. \nThat is the point that must be reached.\n\t\t-- F. Kafka\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (17999,50,'\nFurious activity is no substitute for understanding.\n\t\t-- H.H. Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18000,50,'\nGeneral notions are generally wrong.\n\t\t-- Lady M.W. Montagu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18001,50,'\nGive me a Plumber\'s friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place\nto stand, and I will drain the world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18002,50,'\nGIVE UP!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18003,50,'\nGiven my druthers, I\'d druther not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18004,50,'\nGloffing is a state of mine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18005,50,'\nGo \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18006,50,'\nGo away, I\'m all right.\n\t\t-- H.G. Wells\' last words.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18007,50,'\nGo climb a gravity well!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18008,50,'\nGoals... Plans... they\'re fantasies, they\'re part of a dream world...\n\t\t-- Wally Shawn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18009,50,'\nGod is Dead.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\nNietzsche is Dead.\n\t\t-- God\nNietzsche is God.\n\t\t-- Dead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18010,50,'\nGod isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18011,50,'\nGod isn\'t dead.  He just doesn\'t want to get involved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18012,50,'\nGod made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18013,50,'\nGod was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18014,50,'\nGod, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18015,50,'\nGood news is just life\'s way of keeping you off balance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18016,50,'\nHalf Moon tonight.  (At least it\'s better than no Moon at all.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18017,50,'\nHappiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18018,50,'\nHappy feast of the pig!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18019,50,'\nHard reality has a way of cramping your style.\n\t\t-- Daniel Dennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18020,50,'\nHave at you!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18021,50,'\nHave the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18022,50,'\n\t\"Have you lived here all your life?\"\n\t\"Oh, twice that long.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18023,50,'\nHave you locked your file cabinet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18024,50,'\nHave you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a\ncrack in your sidewalk?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18025,50,'\n\"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18026,50,'\nHe who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18027,50,'\nHedonist for hire... no job too easy!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18028,50,'\nHelp a swallow land at Capistrano.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18029,50,'\nHelp stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18030,50,'\nHELP!  Man trapped in a human body!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18031,50,'\nHELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!\n\t\t-- E. E. CUMMINGS\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18032,50,'\nHere there be tygers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18033,50,'\n\"His eyes were cold.  As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling\noutside.  Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18034,50,'\nHonk if you hate bumper stickers that say \"Honk if ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18035,50,'\nHonk if you love peace and quiet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18036,50,'\nHousework can kill you if done right.\n\t\t-- Erma Bombeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18037,50,'\nHow can you be in two places at once when you\'re not anywhere at all?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18038,50,'\nHow come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18039,50,'\nHow come we never talk anymore?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18040,50,'\nHow come wrong numbers are never busy?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18041,50,'\nHow kind of you to be willing to live someone\'s life for them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18042,50,'\nHow much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18043,50,'\nHow untasteful can you get?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18044,50,'\nHuh?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18045,50,'\nI always wake up at the crack of ice.\n\t\t-- Joe E. Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18046,50,'\nI am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18047,50,'\nI can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18048,50,'\nI can relate to that.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18049,50,'\nI can resist anything but temptation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18050,50,'\nI couldn\'t possibly fail to disagree with you less.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18051,50,'\nI despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18052,50,'\nI don\'t have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.\n\t\t-- Ashleigh Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18053,50,'\n\"I don\'t mind going nowhere as long as it\'s an interesting path.\"\n\t\t-- Ronald Mabbitt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18054,50,'\nI don\'t understand you anymore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18055,50,'\nI don\'t wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18056,50,'\nI enjoy the time that we spend together.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18057,50,'\nI exist, therefore I am paid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18058,50,'\nI fear explanations explanatory of things explained.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18059,50,'\nI feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18060,50,'\n\"I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18061,50,'\nI hate quotations.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18062,50,'\nI hate trolls.  Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a\nravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.\n\t\t-- Willow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18063,50,'\nI have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18064,50,'\nI have become me without my consent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18065,50,'\nI have more hit points that you can possible imagine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18066,50,'\nI have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18067,50,'\nI haven\'t lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18068,50,'\nI hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just\nfor a moment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18069,50,'\nI hear what you\'re saying but I just don\'t care.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18070,50,'\nI know it all.  I just can\'t remember it all at once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18071,50,'\nI know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,\nbut I\'m not sure you understood what you thought I meant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18072,50,'\nI know you\'re in search of yourself, I just haven\'t seen you anywhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18073,50,'\nI live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18074,50,'\nI love treason but hate a traitor.\n\t\t-- Gaius Julius Caesar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18075,50,'\nI never did it that way before.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18076,50,'\n\"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!\"\n\t\t-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18077,50,'\n\t[I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in my path,\nincluding beets, rutabagas, and most random vegetables, but excluding yams,\nas I am absolutely terrified of yams...\n\tActually, I think my fear of yams began in my early youth, when many\nof my young comrades pelted me with same for singing songs of far-off lands\nand deep blue seas in a language closely resembling that of the common sow.\nMy psychosis was further impressed into my soul as I reached adolescence,\nwhen, while skipping through a field of yams, light-heartedly tossing flowers\ninto the stratosphere, a great yam-picking machine tore through the fields,\npursuing me to the edge of the great plantation, where I escaped by diving\ninto a great ditch filled with a mixture of water and pig manure, which may\nexplain my tendency to scream, \"Here come the Martians!  Hide the eggs!\" every\ntime I have pork.  But I digress.  The fact remains that I cannot rationally\ndeal with yams, and pigs are terrible conversationalists.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18078,50,'\nI predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18079,50,'\nI refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18080,50,'\nI saw what you did and I know who you are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18081,50,'\nI smell a wumpus.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18082,50,'\nI thought YOU silenced the guard!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18083,50,'\nI understand why you\'re confused.  You\'re thinking too much.\n\t\t-- Carole Wallach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18084,50,'\nI used to be an agnostic, but now I\'m not so sure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18085,50,'\nI used to get high on life but lately I\'ve built up a resistance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18086,50,'\nI used to think I was indecisive, but now I\'m not so sure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18087,50,'\nI want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18088,50,'\nI will always love the false image I had of you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18089,50,'\nI will make you shorter by the head.\n\t\t-- Elizabeth I\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18090,50,'\nI will never lie to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18091,50,'\nI will not forget you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18092,50,'\nI wouldn\'t be so paranoid if you weren\'t all out to get me!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18093,50,'\nI\'d be a poorer man if I\'d never seen an eagle fly.\n\t\t-- John Denver\n\n[I saw an eagle fly once.  Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18094,50,'\nI\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18095,50,'\n\t\"I\'m dying,\" he croaked.\n\t\"My experiment was a success,\" the chemist retorted .\n\t\"You can\'t really train a beagle,\" he dogmatized.\n\t\"That\'s no beagle, it\'s a mongrel,\" she muttered.\n\t\"The fire is going out,\" he bellowed.\n\t\"Bad marksmanship,\" the hunter groused.\n\t\"You ought to see a psychiatrist,\" he reminded me.\n\t\"You snake,\" she rattled.\n\t\"Someone\'s at the door,\" she chimed.\n\t\"Company\'s coming,\" she guessed.\n\t\"Dawn came too soon,\" she mourned.\n\t\"I think I\'ll end it all,\" Sue sighed.\n\t\"I ordered chocolate, not vanilla,\" I screamed.\n\t\"Your embroidery is sloppy,\" she needled cruelly.\n\t\"Where did you get this meat?\" he bridled hoarsely.\n\t\t-- Gyles Brandreth, \"The Joy of Lex\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18096,50,'\nI\'m glad I was not born before tea.\n\t\t-- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18097,50,'\nI\'m going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.\n\t\t-- John Foreman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18098,50,'\nI\'m not laughing with you, I\'m laughing at you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18099,50,'\nI\'m not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18100,50,'\nI\'m not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18101,50,'\nI\'m not proud.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18102,50,'\nI\'m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18103,50,'\nI\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18104,50,'\nI\'m so broke I can\'t even pay attention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18105,50,'\nI\'ve Been Moved!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18106,50,'\nI\'ve been there.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18107,50,'\nI\'ve enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18108,50,'\nIdentify your visitor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18109,50,'\nIdleness is the holiday of fools.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18110,50,'\n\"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn\'t get very far.\"\n\t\t-- Paul White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18111,50,'\nIf all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18112,50,'\nIf everything is coming your way then you\'re in the wrong lane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18113,50,'\nIf everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18114,50,'\nIf God is dead, who will save the Queen?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18115,50,'\nIf God is One, what is bad?\n\t\t-- Charles Manson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18116,50,'\nIf I could drop dead right now, I\'d be the happiest man alive!\n\t\t-- Samuel Goldwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18117,50,'\nIf I don\'t see you in the future, I\'ll see you in the pasture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18118,50,'\nIf I love you, what business is it of yours?\n\t\t-- Johann van Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18119,50,'\nIf it doesn\'t smell yet, it\'s pretty fresh.\n\t\t-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18120,50,'\nIf it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18121,50,'\nIf it wasn\'t so warm out today, it would be cooler.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18122,50,'\nIf it weren\'t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18123,50,'\nIf life gives you lemons, make lemonade.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18124,50,'\nIf life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18125,50,'\nIf life isn\'t what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18126,50,'\nIf rabbits\' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18127,50,'\nIf the ends don\'t justify the means, then what does?\n\t-- Robert Moses\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18128,50,'\nIf the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something\nto do with a shortage of flowers.\n\t\t-- Doug Larson\n\n\t[Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18129,50,'\nIf the future isn\'t what it used to be, does that mean that the past\nis subject to change in times to come?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18130,50,'\nIf the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be\nfertilizing it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18131,50,'\nIf the meanings of \"true\" and \"false\" were switched, then this sentence\nwould not be false.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18132,50,'\nIf the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\nare 50-50 it will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18133,50,'\nIf there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?\n\t\t-- Art Hoppe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18134,50,'\nIf time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18135,50,'\nIf we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it\'s the light of an\noncoming train.\n\t\t-- Robert Lowell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18136,50,'\nIf you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18137,50,'\nIf you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn\'t a horse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18138,50,'\nIf you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.\n\t\t-- John Galsworthy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18139,50,'\nIf you have nothing to do, don\'t do it here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18140,50,'\nIf you knew what to say next, would you say it?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18141,50,'\nIf you know the answer to a question, don\'t ask.\n\t\t-- Petersen Nesbit\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18142,50,'\nIf you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you\'re gonna\nget your rear kicked.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18143,50,'\nIf you\'re right 90');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18144,50,' of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18145,50,'?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18146,50,'\nImagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n\t\t-- Jules de Gaultier\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18147,50,'\nImagine what we can imagine!\n\t\t-- Arthur Rubinstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18148,50,'\nImmanuel doesn\'t pun, he Kant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18149,50,'\nImmanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18150,50,'\nIn case of fire, stand in the hall and shout \"Fire!\"\n\t\t-- The Kidner Report\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18151,50,'\nIn my end is my beginning.\n\t\t-- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18152,50,'\nIn the war of wits, he\'s unarmed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18153,50,'\nIn this world, truth can wait; she\'s used to it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18154,50,'\nInclude me out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18155,50,'\nIndecision is the true basis for flexibility.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18156,50,'\nIndifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18157,50,'\nInsomnia isn\'t anything to lose sleep over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18158,50,'\nIs death legally binding?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18159,50,'\nIsn\'t air travel wonderful?  Breakfast in London, dinner in New York,\nluggage in Brazil.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18160,50,'\nIt has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the\nmanes of horses.  The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle\nbaker\'s yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest\nis nest, and never the mane shall tweet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18161,50,'\nIt is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas,\nand not in circumstances.\n\t\t-- Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18162,50,'\nIt is better never to have been born.  But who among us has such luck?\nOne in a million, perhaps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18163,50,'\nIt is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18164,50,'\nIt is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18165,50,'\nIt is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.\n\t\t-- Leonardo da Vinci\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18166,50,'\nIt is easier to run down a hill than up one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18167,50,'\nIt is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n\t\t-- Hawkwind\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18168,50,'\nIt is very difficult to prophesy, especially when it pertains to the future.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18169,50,'\nIt isn\'t easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18170,50,'\nIt looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18171,50,'\nIt occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18172,50,'\n\"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18173,50,'\nIt was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze\nwas blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ...\n\t\t--- James Dent\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18174,50,'\nIt was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.  Perhaps\nI should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it.  I\ndon\'t think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and\nthe signature (which I guessed at).  There\'s a singular and a perpetual\ncharm in a letter of yours; it never grows old, it never loses its\nnovelty.  Other letters are read and thrown away and forgotten, but\nyours are kept forever -- unread.  One of them will last a reasonable\nman a lifetime.\n\t\t-- Thomas Aldrich\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18175,50,'\nIt wasn\'t that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.  It was more like\nthe rose and the teeth were in the same glass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18176,50,'\nIt would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18177,50,'\nIt\'ll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18178,50,'\nIt\'s a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools.\n\t\t-- Danny Vermin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18179,50,'\nIt\'s amazing how much better you feel once you\'ve given up hope.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18180,50,'\nIt\'s not the fall that kills you, it\'s the landing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18181,50,'\nIt\'s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth\nhave both failed.\n\t\t-- Kim Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18182,50,'\nJoe\'s sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18183,50,'\nJoin the march to save individuality!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18184,50,'\nJust because everything is different doesn\'t mean anything has changed.\n\t\t-- Irene Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18185,50,'\nJust give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18186,50,'\nKilroe hic erat!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18187,50,'\nKiss me twice.  I\'m schizophrenic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18188,50,'\nKissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18189,50,'\nKnocked, you weren\'t in.\n\t\t-- Opportunity\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18190,50,'\nKnow what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.\n\t\t-- Henry N. Camp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18191,50,'\nL\'hazard ne favorise que l\'esprit prepare.  \n\t\t-- L. Pasteur\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18192,50,'\nLa-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18193,50,'\nLake Erie died for your sins.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18194,50,'\nLanguage is a virus from another planet.\n\t-- William Burroughs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18195,50,'\nLaughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18196,50,'\nLemmings don\'t grow older, they just die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18197,50,'\nLet he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18198,50,'\nLet me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18199,50,'\nLet others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.\n\t\t-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18200,50,'\nLet\'s remind ourselves that last year\'s fresh idea is today\'s cliche.\n\t\t-- Austen Briggs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18201,50,'\nLife -- Love It or Leave It.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18202,50,'\nLife being what it is, one dreams of revenge.\n\t\t-- Paul Gauguin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18203,50,'\nLife is both difficult and time consuming.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18204,50,'\nLife is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18205,50,'\nLife is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18206,50,'\nLife is like a simile.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18207,50,'\nLife is like an analogy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18208,50,'\nLife is not for everyone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18209,50,'\nLife would be tolerable but for its amusements.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18210,50,'\nLike winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18211,50,'\nLittering is dumb.\n\t\t-- Ronald Macdonald\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18212,50,'\nLive fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!\n\t\t-- The Squirrels\' Motto (The \"Hell\'s Angels of Nature\")\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18213,50,'\nLook out!  Behind you!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18214,50,'\nLook!  Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18215,50,'\nLookie, lookie, here comes cookie...\n\t\t-- Stephen Sondheim\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18216,50,'\nLosing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18217,50,'\nLost interest?  It\'s so bad I\'ve lost apathy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18218,50,'\nLove the sea?  I dote upon it -- from the beach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18219,50,'\nLuck can\'t last a lifetime, unless you die young.\n\t\t-- Russell Banks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18220,50,'\nMadness takes its toll.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18221,50,'\nMan who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18222,50,'\nMan who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18223,50,'\nMan who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18224,50,'\nMarigold:\t\tJealousy\nMint:\t\t\tVirute\nOrange blossom:\t\tYour purity equals your loveliness\nOrchid:\t\t\tBeauty, magnificence\nPansy:\t\t\tThoughts\nPeach blossom:\t\tI am your captive\nPetunia:\t\tYour presence soothes me\nPoppy:\t\t\tSleep\nRose, any color:\tLove\nRose, deep red:\t\tBashful shame\nRose, single, pink:\tSimplicity\nRose, thornless, any:\tEarly attachment\nRose, white:\t\tI am worthy of you\nRose, yellow:\t\tDecrease of love, rise of jealousy\nRosebud, white:\t\tGirlhood, and a heart ignorant of love\nRosemary:\t\tRemembrance\nSunflower:\t\tHaughtiness\nTulip, red:\t\tDeclaration of love\nTulip, yellow:\t\tHopeless love\nViolet, blue:\t\tFaithfulness\nViolet, white:\t\tModesty\nZinnia:\t\t\tThoughts of absent friends\n\t* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18225,50,'\nMay a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard\nversions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18226,50,'\nMay a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18227,50,'\nMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18228,50,'\nMay your camel be as swift as the wind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18229,50,'\nMay your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a\nThousand Caramels.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18230,50,'\nMeester, do you vant to buy a duck?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18231,50,'\nMemory should be the starting point of the present.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18232,50,'\nMene, mene, tekel, upharsen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18233,50,'\nMetermaids eat their young.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18234,50,'\nMicrobiology Lab:  Staph Only!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18235,50,'\nMirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.\n\t-- Jean Cocteau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18236,50,'\nMobius strippers never show you their back side.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18237,50,'\nMoebius always does it on the same side.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18238,50,'\nMonday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18239,50,'\nMost burning issues generate far more heat than light.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18240,50,'\nMost general statements are false, including this one.\n\t\t-- Alexander Dumas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18241,50,'\nMother Earth is not flat!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18242,50,'\nMother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.\n\t\t-- Arnold Bennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18243,50,'\nMount St. Helens should have used earth control.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18244,50,'\nMust be getting close to town -- we\'re hitting more people.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18245,50,'\nMy interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my\nlife there.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18246,50,'\nMy, how you\'ve changed since I\'ve changed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18247,50,'\n\'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.\' I moan.\nNever odd or even.\nA man, a plan, a canal, Panama.\nMadam, I\'m Adam.\nSit on a potato pan, Otis.\nSit on Otis.\n\t\t-- The Mad Palindromist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18248,50,'\nNever be afraid to tell the world who you are.\n\t\t-- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18249,50,'\nNever use \"etc.\" -- it makes people think there is more where there is not\nor that there is not space to list it all, etc.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18250,50,'\nNever volunteer for anything.\n\t\t-- Lackland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18251,50,'\nNew members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of\nCruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18252,50,'\nNietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18253,50,'\nNo bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18254,50,'\nNo guts, no glory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18255,50,'\nNo matter how cynical you get, it\'s impossible to keep up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18256,50,'\nNo matter how much you do you never do enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18257,50,'\nNo small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep\nawake all day.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18258,50,'\nNo yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18259,50,'\nNobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18260,50,'\nNon-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.\n\t\t-- M.J. 0\'Donnell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18261,50,'\nNon-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18262,50,'\nNostalgia is living life in the past lane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18263,50,'\nNostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18264,50,'\nNot to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.\n\t\t-- Spinoza\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18265,50,'\nNothing can be done in one trip.\n\t\t-- Snider\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18266,50,'\nNothing cures insomnia like the realization that it\'s time to get up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18267,50,'\nNothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.\n\t\t-- Michel de Montaigne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18268,50,'\nNothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity.\n\t\t-- Ebner-Eschenbach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18269,50,'\nNothing lasts forever.\nWhere do I find nothing?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18270,50,'\nNOTICE:\n\n-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --\n\n(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18271,50,'\nNow there\'s a violent movie titled, \"The Croquet Homicide,\" or \"Murder\nWith Mallets Aforethought.\"\n\t\t-- Shelby Friedman, WSJ.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18272,50,'\nNudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18273,50,'\nO imitators, you slavish herd!\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18274,50,'\nO.K., fine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18275,50,'\nOdets, where is thy sting?\n\t\t-- George S. Kaufman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18276,50,'\nOh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18277,50,'\nOh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18278,50,'\nOh, wow!  Look at the moon!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18279,50,'\nOnce I finally figured out all of life\'s answers, they changed the questions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18280,50,'\nOnward through the fog.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18281,50,'\nOperator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18282,50,'\nOur houseplants have a good sense of humous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18283,50,'\nOur problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is\nlightheartedly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18284,50,'\nOver the years, I\'ve developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now\nI can remember things that *have* happened before ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18285,50,'\nParanoid Club meeting this Friday.  Now ... just try to find out where!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18286,50,'\nPardon me while I laugh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18287,50,'\nPaul Revere was a tattle-tale.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18288,50,'\nPeace be to this house, and all that dwell in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18289,50,'\nPhone call for chucky-pooh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18290,50,'\nPiece of cake!\n\t\t-- G.S. Koblas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18291,50,'\nPlastic...  Aluminum...  These are the inheritors of the Universe!\nFlesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!\n\t\t-- Green Lantern Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18292,50,'\nPlease help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18293,50,'\nPlease remain calm, it\'s no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18294,50,'\nPredestination was doomed from the start.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18295,50,'\nPrediction is very difficult, especially of the future.\n\t\t-- Niels Bohr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18296,50,'\nPreserve the old, but know the new.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18297,50,'\nProgress might have been all right once, but it\'s gone on too long.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18298,50,'\nProgress was all right.  Only it went on too long.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18299,50,'\nPunning is the worst vice, and there\'s no vice versa.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18300,50,'\nPyros of the world... IGNITE !!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18301,50,'\nQED.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18302,50,'\nQuack!\n\tQuack!! Quack!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18303,50,'\nQuestion: Is it better to abide by the rules until they\'re changed or\nhelp speed the change by breaking them?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18304,50,'\nQuick!!  Act as if nothing has happened!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18305,50,'\nQuod erat demonstrandum.\n\t[Thus it is proven.  For those who wondered WTF QED means.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18306,50,'\nRainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18307,50,'\nRainy days and Mondays always get me down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18308,50,'\nReality -- what a concept!\n\t\t-- Robin Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18309,50,'\nRemember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.\n\t\t-- Hans Liepmann\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18310,50,'\nRemember the... the... uhh.....\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18311,50,'\nRemember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18312,50,'\nResisting temptation is easier when you think you\'ll probably get\nanother chance later on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18313,50,'\nRing around the collar.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18314,50,'\nRubber bands have snappy endings!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18315,50,'\nSafety Third.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18316,50,'\nSailors in ships, sail on!  Even while we died, others rode out the storm.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18317,50,'\nSank heaven for leetle curls.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18318,50,'\nSanta Claus is watching!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18319,50,'\nSanta\'s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18320,50,'\nSatire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18321,50,'\nSave the bales!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18322,50,'\nSave the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18323,50,'\nSave the whales.  Collect the whole set.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18324,50,'\nSee, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, \'cause\nthe second one should have seen it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18325,50,'\nShe has an alarm clock and a phone that don\'t ring -- they applaud.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18326,50,'\nShe\'s genuinely bogus.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18327,50,'\n\t\"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart.\"\n\t\"Oh, yeah?  What\'s he look like?\"\n\t\"Well, he\'s wearin\' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and\npaper boots.\"\n\t\"What\'s he wanted for?\"\n\t\"Rustling.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18328,50,'\nShirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today.  Two freaks\nin a van  [Oh no!!  It\'s the Copyright Police!!]  Her aura-charred body was\nlaid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society\nof Asinine Flake Entertainers].  Excerpted from some of his more quotable\ncomments:\n\n\t\"Truly a woman of the times.  These times, those times...\"\n\t\"A Renaissance woman.  Why in 1432...\"\n\t\"A man for all seasons.  Really...\"\n\nAfter the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful\nit was to \"get it together\" again, presumably referring to having her now dead\nbody join her long dead brain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18329,50,'\nSight is a faculty; seeing is an art.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18330,50,'\nSilence is the element in which great things fashion themselves.\n\t\t-- Thomas Carlyle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18331,50,'\nSilence is the only virtue you have left.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18332,50,'\nSlang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18333,50,'\nSleep is for the weak and sickly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18334,50,'\nSmear the road with a runner!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18335,50,'\nSolipsists of the World... you are already united.\n\t\t-- Kayvan Sylvan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18336,50,'\nSome changes are so slow, you don\'t notice them.  Others are so fast,\nthey don\'t notice you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18337,50,'\nSome parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented\nat all costs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18338,50,'\nSome people live life in the fast lane.  You\'re in oncoming traffic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18339,50,'\nSomeday we\'ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.\n\t\t-- Evan Davis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18340,50,'\nSomeday you\'ll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18341,50,'\nSomeday, Weederman, we\'ll look back on all this and laugh... It will\nprobably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a\nblood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.\n\t\t-- Mister Boffo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18342,50,'\nSomehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through\nsatisfaction.\n\t\t-- Ashleigh Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18343,50,'\nSomehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18344,50,'\nSometimes, too long is too long.\n\t\t-- Joe Crowe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18345,50,'\nSomewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.\n\t\t-- Carl Sagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18346,50,'\nSooner or later you must pay for your sins.\n(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18347,50,'\nSorry.  I forget what I was going to say.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18348,50,'\nSorry.  Nice try.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18349,50,'\nStability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18350,50,'\nStamp out philately.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18351,50,'\nStanding on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18352,50,'\nStealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18353,50,'\nStop me, before I kill again!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18354,50,'\nSupport the Girl Scouts!\n\t(Today\'s Brownie is tomorrow\'s Cookie!)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18355,50,'\nTake it easy, we\'re in a hurry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18356,50,'\nTake what you can use and let the rest go by.\n\t\t-- Ken Kesey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18357,50,'\nTempt me with a spoon!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18358,50,'\nThank you for observing all safety precautions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18359,50,'\nThat\'s odd.  That\'s very odd.  Wouldn\'t you say that\'s very odd?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18360,50,'\nThat\'s what she said.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18361,50,'\nThe adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.\n\t\t-- Clifton Fadiman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18362,50,'\nThe beauty of a pun is in the \"Oy!\" of the beholder.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18363,50,'\nThe best prophet of the future is the past.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18364,50,'\nThe cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.\n\t\t-- Herbert von Fritzlar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18365,50,'\nThe day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, \nand lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.  \n\t\t-- H.D. Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18366,50,'\nThe day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18367,50,'\nThe difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18368,50,'\nThe eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18369,50,'\nThe executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.\n\t\t-- Anne Boleyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18370,50,'\nThe fact that it works is immaterial.\n\t\t-- L. Ogborn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18371,50,'\n... the flaw that makes perfection perfect.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18372,50,'\nThe future isn\'t what it used to be.  (It never was.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18373,50,'\nThe future lies ahead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18374,50,'\nThe future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.\n\t\t-- George Meredith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18375,50,'\nThe grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18376,50,'\nThe groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then\ndisappears.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18377,50,'\nThe hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom\nwhereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18378,50,'\nThe important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18379,50,'\n\t\"The jig\'s up, Elman.\"\n\t\"Which jig?\"\n\t\t-- Jeff Elman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18380,50,'\nThe Killer Ducks are coming!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18381,50,'\nThe last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18382,50,'\nThe luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18383,50,'\nThe Martian Canals were clearly the Martian\'s last ditch effort!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18384,50,'\nThe mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18385,50,'\nThe most important things, each person must do for himself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18386,50,'\nThe one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to\ncringe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18387,50,'\nThe past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\nit isn\'t here.\n\t\t-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18388,50,'\nThe philosopher\'s treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.\n\t\t-- Wittgenstein.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18389,50,'\nThe pollution\'s at that awkward stage.  Too thick to navigate and too\nthin to cultivate.\n\t\t-- Doug Sneyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18390,50,'\nThe problem with any unwritten law is that you don\'t know where to go\nto erase it.\n\t\t-- Glaser and Way\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18391,50,'\nThe reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18392,50,'\nThe rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18393,50,'\nThe sheep died in the wool.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18394,50,'\nThe sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18395,50,'\nThe shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18396,50,'\nThe sixth sheik\'s sixth sheep\'s sick.\n\t[so say said sentence sextuply...]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18397,50,'\nThe sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.\n\t\t-- Judge Harold T. Stone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18398,50,'\nThe tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.\n\t\t-- Hosea Ballou\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18399,50,'\nThe whole earth is in jail and we\'re plotting this incredible jailbreak.\n\t\t-- Wavy Gravy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18400,50,'\nThe whole world is a scab.  The point is to pick it constructively.\n\t\t-- Peter Beard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18401,50,'\nThe world really isn\'t any worse.  It\'s just that the news coverage\nis so much better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18402,50,'\nThe world wants to be deceived.\n\t\t-- Sebastian Brant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18403,50,'\nThe worst part of valor is indiscretion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18404,50,'\nThen, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible\neyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.\n\"\'Bye for now,\" she said warmly.\n\t\t-- Thea Alexander, \"2150 A.D.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18405,50,'\nThere are no rules for March.  March is spring, sort of, usually, March\nmeans maybe, but don\'t bet on it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18406,50,'\nThere are three things I always forget.  Names, faces -- the third I\ncan\'t remember.\n\t\t-- Italo Svevo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18407,50,'\nThere are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.\n\t\t-- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18408,50,'\nThere has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know\nnothing about.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18409,50,'\nThere is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.\n\t\t-- Walt Disney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18410,50,'\nThere is always someone worse off than yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18411,50,'\nThere is always something new out of Africa.\n\t\t-- Gaius Plinius Secundus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18412,50,'\nThere is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18413,50,'\nThere is nothing new except what has been forgotten.\n\t\t-- Marie Antoinette\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18414,50,'\nThere seems no plan because it is all plan.\n\t\t-- C.S. Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18415,50,'\nThere\'s no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn\'t get\nany worse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18416,50,'\nThere\'s nothing very mysterious about you, except that\nnobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18417,50,'\nThey finally got King Midas, I hear.  Gild by association.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18418,50,'\nThey just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18419,50,'\nThink big.  Pollute the Mississippi.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18420,50,'\nThink honk if you\'re a telepath.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18421,50,'\nThink sideways!\n\t\t-- Ed De Bono\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18422,50,'\nThis is NOT a repeat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18423,50,'\nThis is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.  And now you know why.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18424,50,'\nThis must be morning.  I never could get the hang of mornings.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18425,50,'\nThis sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn\'t.\n\t\t-- Douglas Hofstadter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18426,50,'\nThis sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18427,50,'\nThis sentence no verb.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18428,50,'\nThree minutes\' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is\nirksome and three minutes is a long time.\n\t\t-- A.E. Houseman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18429,50,'\nThree o\'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little\ntoo early for anything you want to do.\n\t\t-- Jean-Paul Sartre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18430,50,'\nTime is but the stream I go a-fishing in.\n\t\t-- Henry David Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18431,50,'\nTime will end all my troubles, but I don\'t always approve of Time\'s methods.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18432,50,'\nTis man\'s perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18433,50,'\nTo generalize is to be an idiot.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18434,50,'\nTo love is good, love being difficult.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18435,50,'\nTo see you is to sympathize.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18436,50,'\n\"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18437,50,'\nTopologists are just plane folks.\n\tPilots are just plane folks.\n\t\tCarpenters are just plane folks.\n\t\t\tMidwest farmers are just plain folks.\n\t\tMusicians are just playin\' folks.\n\tWhodunit readers are just Spillane folks.\nSome Londoners are just P. Lane folks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18438,50,'\nTrouble always comes at the wrong time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18439,50,'\nTrouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the\nnext job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it\'s the start of\na brand new series of three.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18440,50,'\nTrue to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of\npersonal futility, and of the beauty of the world.\n\t\t-- David Mamet\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18441,50,'\nTwo cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18442,50,'\nUse a pun, go to jail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18443,50,'\nWait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.\n\t\t-- Pericles\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18444,50,'\nWanna buy a duck?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18445,50,'\nWasting time is an important part of living.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18446,50,'\nWe have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18447,50,'\nWe have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.\n\t\t-- Carl Sagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18448,50,'\nWe must die because we have known them.\n\t\t-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18449,50,'\nWe\'ll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18450,50,'\nWelcome to the Zoo!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18451,50,'\nWell thaaaaaaat\'s okay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18452,50,'\nWell, the handwriting is on the floor.\n\t\t-- Joe E. Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18453,50,'\nWell, we\'ll really have a party, but we\'ve gotta post a guard outside.\n\t\t-- Eddie Cochran, \"Come On Everybody\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18454,50,'\nWhat causes the mysterious death of everyone?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18455,50,'\nWhat color is a chameleon on a mirror?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18456,50,'\n\t\"What did you do when the ship sank?\"\n\t\"I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18457,50,'\nWhat does \"it\" mean in the sentence \"What time is it?\"?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18458,50,'\nWhat excuses stand in your way?  How can you eliminate them?\n\t\t-- Roger von Oech\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18459,50,'\nWhat happens when you cut back the jungle?  It recedes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18460,50,'\nWhat is the sound of one hand clapping?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18461,50,'\nWhat soon grows old?  Gratitude.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18462,50,'\n\t\"What time is it?\"\n\t\"I don\'t know, it keeps changing.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18463,50,'\nWhat we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.\n\t\t-- Wittgenstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18464,50,'\nWhat will you do if all your problems aren\'t solved by the time you die?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18465,50,'\nWhat you want, what you\'re hanging around in the world waiting for, is for\nsomething to occur to you.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n \n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to AST\'s.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18466,50,'\nWhat!?  Me worry?\n\t\t-- Alfred E. Newman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18467,50,'\nWhat\'s all this brouhaha?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18468,50,'\nWhat\'s so funny?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18469,50,'\n\"What\'s the use of a good quotation if you can\'t change it?\"\n\t\t-- The Doctor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18470,50,'\nWhatever became of eternal truth?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18471,50,'\nWhen a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn\'t get very far!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18472,50,'\nWhen a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18473,50,'\nWhen a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18474,50,'\nWhen does later become never?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18475,50,'\nWhen eating an elephant take one bite at a time.\n\t\t-- Gen. C. Abrams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18476,50,'\nWhen pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18477,50,'\nWhen the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.\n\t\t-- Billy Sunday\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18478,50,'\nWhen things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or\njust disappear.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18479,50,'\nWhen you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18480,50,'\nWhen you\'re down and out, lift up your voice and shout, \"I\'M DOWN AND OUT\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18481,50,'\nWhen you\'re ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18482,50,'\nWhen your memory goes, forget it!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18483,50,'\nWhere am I?  Who am I?  Am I?  I\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18484,50,'\nWhere will it all end?  Probably somewhere near where it all began.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18485,50,'\nWhereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.\n\t\t-- Wittgenstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18486,50,'\nWhich is worse: ignorance or apathy?  Who knows?  Who cares?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18487,50,'\nWhip it, whip it good!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18488,50,'\nWho are you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18489,50,'\nWho dat who say \"who dat\" when I say \"who dat\"?\n\t\t-- Hattie McDaniel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18490,50,'\nWho messed with my anti-paranoia shot?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18491,50,'\nWho will take care of the world after you\'re gone?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18492,50,'\nWhy are you so hard to ignore?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18493,50,'\nWhy do seagulls live near the sea?  \'Cause if they lived near the bay,\nthey\'d be called baygulls.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18494,50,'\nWhy does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18495,50,'\nWhy is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18496,50,'\nWhy is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18497,50,'\nWhy isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18498,50,'\nWhy not go out on a limb?  Isn\'t that where the fruit is?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18499,50,'\nWhy would anyone want to be called \"Later\"?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18500,50,'\nWithout adventure, civilization is in full decay.\n\t\t-- Alfred North Whitehead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18501,50,'\nWould that my hand were as swift as my tongue.\n\t\t-- Alfieri\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18502,50,'\nWould you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18503,50,'\nWould you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18504,50,'\nWRONG!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18505,50,'\nYou auto buy now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18506,50,'\nYou can cage a swallow, can\'t you,\n\tbut you can\'t swallow a cage, can you?\nGirl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,\n\tfinds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.\nA man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!\n\t\t-- The Palindromist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18507,50,'\nYou can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18508,50,'\n\t\"You\'ve got to think about tomorrow!\"\n\t\"TOMORROW!  I haven\'t even prepared for *_________\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\byesterday* yet!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18509,50,'\nZeus gave Leda the bird.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18510,51,'A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman.  Imagine if on top\nof everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.\n\t\t-- Adolf Hitler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18511,51,'\nA little bit of rape is good for a man\'s soul.\n\t\t-- Norman Mailer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18512,51,'\nA perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages,\nwho never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never\nspeculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of\nunspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!\n\t\t-- Thackeray\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18513,51,'\nA proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female\nby virtue of a certain lack of qualities -- a natural defectiveness.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18514,51,'\nA society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family,\nthe care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society\nwhich is on its way out.\n\t\t-- L. Ron Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18515,51,'\nA woman employs sincerity only when every other form of deception has failed.\n\t\t-- Scott\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18516,51,'\nA woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing--tender, sweet, and stupid.\n\t\t-- Adolf Hitler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18517,51,'\nA woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.\nIt takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.\n\t\t-- Karl Kraus, \"Die Fackel\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18518,51,'\nA woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.\n\t\t-- Herodotus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18519,51,'\nA woman who is guided by the head and not by the heart is a social\npestilence: she has all the defects of the passionate and affectionate\nwoman, with none of her compensations; she is without pity, without love,\nwithout virtue, without sex.\n\t\t-- Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18520,51,'\nA woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.\n\t\t-- Pancho Villa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18521,51,'\nAmong all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.\n\t\t-- St. John Chrysostom, 304-407.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18522,51,'\nAnd do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?  The judgement of God\nupon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of \ncriminal at the bar of justice.\n\t\t-- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18523,51,'\n\t\tAre Women Human?\n\nIn the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men\nrepresenting other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote. The\nresults were 32 yes, 31 no.  Women were declared human by one vote.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18524,51,'\n\tAre you a Young Urban Professional Woman?  If so, you know how\nYuppie women are; cold, ruthless bitches with no time for love, and only\nan occasional weekend for sex.  Your one \"hot date\" with Joe Fastrack,\nrising corporate star, ended in disaster.  Yesterday you heard him telling\na friend over lunch,  \"The woman must masturbate with popsicles!\"  Well,\nall is not lost!  SofSqueeze can change your nickname to Electrolux in just\n15 minutes a day!\n\tSofSqueeze is a pressure sensitive device (divided into appropriate\nsections) that plugs into the serial port of most home computers.  Through\nthe magic of biofeedback, SofSqueeze teaches you control over your vaginal\nmuscles.  With our exciting, easy-to-follow software you\'ll master the\n\"Cincinnati Squeeze\", the \"Irresistable\", the \"California Crusher\", and,\nof course, the perennial favorite, \"Milking Time Down on the Farm\".  Or,\nusing our exclusive Interactive Mode, invent your own!\n\tSofSqueeze is made of sturdy ABS plastic, and is completely\nimmersible for easy cleaning.  SofSqueeze\'s flesh-toned exterior is finely\ntextured for a realistic effect.  Requires 4K RAM, a DB25 serial port and\nlimited graphics capability.  Comes fully assembled, with 4 AA batteries.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18525,51,'\nContemporary American feminism\'s simplistic psychology is illustrated by\nthe new cliche of the date-rape furor:  \"`No\' always means `no\'.\"  Will\nwe ever graduate from the Girl Scouts?  \"No\" has always been, and always\nwill be, part of the dangerous alluring courtship ritual of sex and\nseduction, observable even in the animal kingdom.\n\t\t-- Camille Paglia, NY Times, Dec. 14 1990, Op Ed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18526,51,'\nDames lie about anything -- just for practice.\n\t\t-- Raymond Chandler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18527,51,'\nDo you want to know what\'s ahead for you, in your happiness at home,\nyour business success?  Here\'s a telling test: Look in the mirror.  Is\nyour skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?\nAre you slender enough for your height?  Do you stand erect, confident?\nYes?  Then you are on your way to success as a woman.\n\t\t-- Ladies\' Home Journal, 1947 advertisement\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18528,51,'\nEighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.\n\t\t-- Chinese Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18529,51,'\nEveryone has the right, without exception, to equal pay for equal work.\nExcept for women.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18530,51,'\nEveryone in the office is welcome to join the group going to the Columbus\nTheater tonight.  Meet in the lobby at 8:30.  The films are \"Blue Jennifer\" \nand \"Hot Coed Cheerleaders\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18531,51,'\nFeminists say 60 percent of the country\'s wealth is in the hands of women.\nThey\'re letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.\n\t\t-- Earl Wilson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18532,51,'\nFinally, a reporter got a chance to interview Tarzan.\n\nReporter: Tarzan?  Is that your first or last name?\nTarzan:   Tarzan first name.\nReporter: Then, what\'s your whole name?\nTarzan:   Tarzan of the Apes.\nReporter: And who is the woman with you?\nTarzan:   That Jane.\nReporter: And what\'s Jane\'s whole name?\nTarzan:   Cunt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18533,51,'\nHave you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President?\n\"I can\'t deal with the Russians today.  Not now.  I\'ve got my period.\"\n\t\t-- Steven Moore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18534,51,'\nHere\'s to women.  Would that we could fall into her arms without falling\ninto her hands.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18535,51,'\n\tI paid a visit to my local precinct in Greenwich Village and\nasked a sergeant to show me some rape statistics.  He politely obliged.\nThat month there had been thirty-five rape complaints, an advance of ten\nover the same month for the previous year.  The precinct had made two\narrests.\n\t\"Not a very impressive record,\" I offered.\n\t\"Don\'t worry about it,\" the sergeant assured me.  \"You know what\nthese complaints represent?\"\n\t\"What do they represent?\" I asked.\n\t\"Prostitutes who didn\'t get their money,\" he said firmly,\nclosing the book.\n\t\t-- Susan Brownmiller, \"Against Our Will\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18536,51,'\nIf a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce\nlove because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?\n\t\t-- Saint Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18537,51,'\nIn childhood a woman must be subject to her father; in youth to her\nhusband; when her husband is dead, to her sons.  A woman must never\nbe free of subjugation.\n\t\t-- The Hindu Code of Manu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18538,51,'\nIn the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an\ninstrument of pleasure.\n\t\t-- Tolstoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18539,51,'\nIt is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that\ncould give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered,\nbroad-hipped, and short-legged race.\n\t\t-- Schopenhauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18540,51,'\nIt seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how\nto love with authority.  Women are simple souls who like simple things,\nand one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give.  ...  Our family\nairedale will come clear across the yard for one pat on the head.  The\naverage wife is like that.\n\t\t-- Episcopal Bishop James Pike\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18541,51,'\nMany a woman hasn\'t realized that she was raped until the check bounced.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18542,51,'\nMen are superior to women.\n\t\t-- The Koran\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18543,51,'\nNo is no negative in a woman\'s mouth.\n\t\t-- Sidney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18544,51,'\nOne hundred women are not worth a single testicle.\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18545,51,'\nScratch the average female and you\'ll find a purring bundle... at the\nready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.\n\t\t-- Edgar Berman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18546,51,'\nSensible and responsible women do not want to vote.\n\t\t-- Grover Cleveland, 1905\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18547,51,'\nShe applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: \"greasy rouge,\ncontaining crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for\nstiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the\nunfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use.\n\nIn 1924 the New York Board of Health considered banning lipstick, not\nbecause it was hazardous to the wearers but because of \"the worry that it\nmight poison the men who kissed the women who wore it.\"\n\t\t-- David Bodanis, \"The Secret House\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18548,51,'\nSix days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of\nEden, and getting pretty desperate. \"God!\" he cried, \"rescue me from\nloneliness and despair!  Send some company for Your sake!\"\n\nGod replied \"OK, I have just the thing. Keep you warm and relaxed all\nthe days of your life.  Never complains.  Looks up to you in every way.\nIt\'ll cost you though\".\n\n\"Sounds ideal\" said Adam. \"The society of the beasts of the field and\nthe birds of the air palls after a while.  What\'s the price?\"\n\n\"An arm and a leg\", said God.\n\nAdam thought about it for a bit and finally sighed.  \"So, what can I get\nfor a rib?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18549,51,'\nSome women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.\n\t\t-- Noel Coward\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18550,51,'\nSure, and of course I would vote for a woman for president!  \nQuite naturally, we wouldn\'t have to pay her so much.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18551,51,'\nThat Xanthippe\'s husband should have become so great a philosopher is\nremarkable.  Amid all the scolding, to be able to think!  But he could not\nwrite: that was impossible.  Socrates has not left us a single book.\n\t\t-- Heine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18552,51,'\nThe Bible says that woman was the last thing God made.  Evidently He made\nher on Saturday night.  She reveals his fatigue.\n\t\t-- Dumas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18553,51,'\nThe great question that has never been answered and which I have not\nyet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the\nfeminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?\n\t\t-- Sigmund Freud\n\t\t\n\t[*Which* woman?  This sort of *stupid* question should, I suppose, be\n\t expected from the man who invented the mind-bogglingly unbelievable\n\t concept of \'penis envy\' to explain the behavior of half of mankind.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18554,51,'\nThe man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary.  She\nis simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.\n\t\t-- Norton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18555,51,'\nThe more I learn about women, the more I love my dog.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18556,51,'\nThe only alliance I would make with the Women\'s Liberation Movement is in bed.\n\t\t-- A. Hoffman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18557,51,'\nThe Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.  He stops\nfor a moment, scratches his forehead, then asks a Cardinal, \"Can you think\nof a four-letter word for `woman\' that ends in `u-n-t\'?\"\n\t\"Aunt,\" replies the Cardinal.\n\t\"Say, thanks,\" says the Pope.  \"You got an eraser?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18558,51,'\nThe Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to\njoin in checking this mad, wicked folly of \"Woman\'s Rights\", with all its\nattendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every\nsense of womanly feeling and propriety.  Lady ____ ought to get a good\nwhipping.  It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot\ncontain herself.  God created men and women different -- then let them\nremain each in their own position.\n\t-- Letter to Sir Theodore Martin, 29 May 1870, from Queen Victoria\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18559,51,'\nWere there no women, men might live like gods.\n\t\t-- Thomas Dekker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18560,51,'\nWhen I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.  I\nshall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, \"Do\nwhat you like now.\"\n\t\t-- Tolstoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18561,51,'\nWhen I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn\'t\nsay in front of girls.  Now you can say them.  But you can\'t say \"girls\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18562,51,'\nWith all the talent around, it\'s sort of amazing that a woman could be\nup here with us.\n\t\t-- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18563,51,'\nWith her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.\nAnd when she lies, she does not believe herself.\n\t\t-- Tolstoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18564,51,'\nWith women, I\'ve got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of\nit.  I slip the loop around their necks so they can\'t get away or come too\nclose.  Like catching snakes.\n\t\t-- Marlon Brando\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18565,51,'\nWoman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad\nwoman scarcely exists.\n\t\t-- Tolstoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18566,51,'\nWomen -- can\'t live with \'em, can\'t leave \'em by the curb when you\'re done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18567,51,'\nWomen are nothing but machines for producing children.\n\t\t-- Napoleon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18568,51,'\nWomen of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners.\nIn transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the\noriginal earth clinging to the roots.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18569,51,'\nWomen should be obscene and not heard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18570,52,'A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:\n\nIf you found yourself in a situation where you could either save\na drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning\nphotograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?\n\t\t-- Paul Harvey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18571,52,'\nA Hen Brooding Kittens\n\tA friend informs us that he saw at the Novato ranch, Marin county,\na few days since, a hen actually brooding and otherwise caring for three\nkittens!  The gentleman upon whose premises this strange event is transpiring\nsays the hen adopted the kittens when they were but a few days old, and that\nshe has devoted them her undivided care for several weeks past.  The young\nfelines are now of respectable size, but they nevertheless follow the hen at\nher cluckings, and are regularly brooded at night beneath her wings.\n\t\t-- Sacramento Daily Union, July 2, 1861\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18572,52,'\n\tA journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef for the recipe.\nRetorted the chef, \"Sorry, we have the same policy as you journalists, we\nnever reveal our sauce.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18573,52,'\nA Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed\non the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new\ngame.  Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the\npilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly\nalong it at the water\'s edge.  Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their\nheads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn\naround and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite\ndirection, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match.  Then, the\npaper reports \"The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin\ncolony and overfly it.  Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins\nfall over gently onto their backs.\n\t\t-- Audobon Society Magazine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18574,52,'\nA New Way of Taking Pills\n\tA physician one night in Wisconsin being disturbed by a burglar, and\nhaving no ball or shot for his pistol, noiselessly loaded the weapon with\nsmall, hard pills, and gave the intruder a \"prescription\" which he thinks\nwill go far towards curing the rascal of a very bad ailment.\n\t\t-- Nevada Morning Transcript, January 30, 1861\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18575,52,'\nA newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.\n\t\t-- Arthure \"Bugs\" Baer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18576,52,'\nA prominent broadcaster, on a big-game safari in Africa, was taken to a\nwatering hole where the life of the jungle could be observed. As he\nlooked down from his tree platform and described the scene into his\ntape recorder, he saw two gnus grazing peacefully. So preoccupied were\nthey that they failed to observe the approach of a pride of lions led\nby two magnificent specimens, obviously the leaders. The lions charged,\nkilled the gnus, and dragged them into the bushes where their feasting\ncould not be seen.  A little while later the two kings of the jungle\nemerged and the radioman recorded on his tape: \"Well, that\'s the end of\nthe gnus and here, once again, are the head lions.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18577,52,'\n\"A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today.  The results blacked\nout 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.\"\n\t\t-- Steel City News\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18578,52,'\nA young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused her a new\nbonnet.  Coroner\'s verdict: \"Death from excessive spunk.\"\n\t\t-- Sacramento Daily Union, September 13, 1860\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18579,52,'\nAdvertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18580,52,'\nAfter two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with\nthe man who said, \"No news is good news.\" In twenty-eight papers, only\nthe rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of\nany interest...  but even then the interest items are usually buried deep\naround paragraph 16 on the jump (or \"Cont.  on ...\") page...\n\nThe Post will have a story about Muskie making a speech in Iowa.  The\nStar will say the same thing, and the Journal will say nothing at all.\nBut the Times might have enough room on the jump page to include a line\nor so that says something like: \"When he finished his speech, Muskie\nburst into tears and seized his campaign manager by the side of the neck.\nThey grappled briefly, but the struggle was kicked apart by an oriental\nwoman who seemed to be in control.\"\n\nNow that\'s good journalism.  Totally objective; very active and straight\nto the point.\n\t\t-- Hunter S. Thompson, \"Fear and Loathing \'72\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18581,52,'\nAll newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after\nthe battle is over and shoot the wounded.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18582,52,'\nAn editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18583,52,'\n\"... And remember: if you don\'t like the news, go out and make some of\nyour own.\"\n        \t-- \"Scoop\" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18584,52,'\nAnd that\'s the way it is...\n\t\t-- Walter Cronkite\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18585,52,'\nEarth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18586,52,'\nEvery journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18587,52,'\nEverything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that\nrare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.\n\t\t-- Erwin Knoll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18588,52,'\nFLASH!\nIntelligence of mankind decreasing.\nDetails at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18589,52,'\n... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,\nand you would not have been informed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18590,52,'\nI only know what I read in the papers.\n\t\t-- Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18591,52,'\nI read the newspaper avidly.  It is my one form of continuous fiction.\n\t\t-- Aneurin Bevan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18592,52,'\nI really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens\nwho, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known\nsomething of what has been passing in their time.\n\t\t-- H. Truman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18593,52,'\nIf I were to walk on water, the press would say I\'m only doing it\nbecause I can\'t swim.\n\t\t-- Bob Stanfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18594,52,'\nIf you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he\'ll get rich, \nor famous or both.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18595,52,'\nIn a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an \"In-Depth\"\nPiece takes two minutes, the Simple will drive out the Complex.\n\t\t-- Frank Mankiewicz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18596,52,'\nIsn\'t it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor\ntwo opposing ideas in his mind?\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18597,52,'\nIts failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism\nin that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with\nthe ignorance of the community.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18598,52,'\nJournalism is literature in a hurry.\n\t\t-- Matthew Arnold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18599,52,'\nJournalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you\'re at it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18600,52,'\nMost rock journalism is people who can\'t write interviewing people who\ncan\'t talk for people who can\'t read.\n\t\t-- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18601,52,'\nMy father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the\nNew York Times, either.\n\t\t-- E.B. White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18602,52,'\nNever offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.\n\t\t-- Sam Brown, \"The Washington Post\", January 26, 1977\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18603,52,'\n\t\t\t*** NEWSFLASH ***\n\nRussian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!!  Details at eleven!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18604,52,'\n\"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper.\"\n\t\t-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was\n\t\t   taken over by Rupert Murdoch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18605,52,'\nOf what you see in books, believe 75');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18606,52,'.  Of newspapers, believe 50');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18607,52,'.  And of\nTV news, believe 25');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18608,52,' -- make that 5');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18609,52,' if the anchorman wears a blazer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18610,52,'\n\t\tOnce Again From the Top\n\nCorrection notice in the Miami Herald: \"Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously\nreported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman\nin Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and\nlost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular\nhomicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that\nhe stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on\nGeorge Wilson.  Each of these items was erroneous material published\ninadvertently.  He was not an insurance salesman in Raleigh, did not win the\nlottery, neither he nor his mother was charged or involved in any way with\nvehicular homicide, and he made no comment about Flipper or George Wilson.\nThe Herald regrets the errors.\"\n\t\t-- \"The Progressive\", March, 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18611,52,'\nOne of the signs of Napoleon\'s greatness is the fact that he once had a\npublisher shot.\n\t\t-- Siegfried Unseld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18612,52,'\nPeople who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better\npress than people who are just funny and smart.\n\t\t-- Howard Simons, \"The Washington Post\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18613,52,'\nPhotographing a volcano is just about the most miserable thing you can do.\n\t\t-- Robert B. Goodman\n\t[Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18614,52,'\n\tReporters like Bill Greider from the Washington Post and Him\nNaughton of the New York Times, for instance, had to file long, detailed,\nand relatively complex stories every day -- while my own deadline fell\nevery two weeks -- but neither of them ever seemed in a hurry about\ngetting their work done, and from time to time they would try to console\nme about the terrible pressure I always seemed to be laboring under.\n\tAny $100-an-hour psychiatrist could probably explain this problem\nto me, in thirteen or fourteen sessions, but I don\'t have time for that.\nNo doubt it has something to do with a deep-seated personality defect, or\nmaybe a kink in whatever blood vessel leads into the pineal gland...  On\nthe other hand, it might be something as simple & basically perverse as\nwhatever instinct it is that causes a jackrabbit to wait until the last\npossible second to dart across the road in front of a speeding car.\n\t\t-- Hunter S. Thompson, \"Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18615,52,'\nThe advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18616,52,'\nThe American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends\nto form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.\n\nFilm at 11:00.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18617,52,'\nThe most important service rendered by the press is that of educating\npeople to approach printed matter with distrust. \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18618,52,'\n\"The New York Times is read by the people who run the country.  The\nWashington Post is read by the people who think they run the country. The\nNational Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running\nthe country ...\"\n\t\t-- Robert J Woodhead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18619,52,'\nThe only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a\nplausible manner and a little literary ability.  The capacity to steal\nother people\'s ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable.\n\t\t-- Nicolas Tomalin, \"Stop the Press, I Want to Get On\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18620,52,'\nThe world really isn\'t any worse.  It\'s just that the news coverage\nis so much better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18621,52,'\n\t\"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?\"\n\t\"NO! ... I mean Yes!  WHAT?\"\n\t\"I\'ll put `maybe.\'\"\n\t\t-- Bloom County\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18622,52,'\nThis is a test of the emergency broadcast system.  Had there been an\nactual emergency, then you would no longer be here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18623,52,'\nThis is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  If this had been an\nactual emergency, do you really think we\'d stick around to tell you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18624,52,'\nThis life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life, you\nwould have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18625,52,'\nWarning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools\' Day is not recommended for\nthose who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.\n\t\t-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18626,52,'\nYou know the great thing about TV?  If something important happens\nanywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,\nyou can always change the channel.\n\t\t-- Jim Ignatowski\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18627,53,'A \"practical joker\" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.\nBastinado is about right.  For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.\nBut staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18628,53,'\nA \'full\' life in my experience is usually full only of other people\'s demands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18629,53,'\nA bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can\'t talk about\nyourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18630,53,'\nA bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have\nenlightened him with ours.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18631,53,'\nA city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n\t\t-- Herbert Prochnow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18632,53,'\nA compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.\n\t\t-- Victor Hugo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18633,53,'\nA cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.\n\t\t-- Edgar A. Shoaff\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18634,53,'\nA fair exterior is a silent recommendation.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18635,53,'\nA friend is a present you give yourself.\n\t\t-- Robert Louis Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18636,53,'\nA gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to\nyou about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to\nyou about yourself.\n\t\t-- Lisa Kirk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18637,53,'\nA green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.  The\ngreen earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that\ngrew in the ears themselvse, stuck out on either side like turn signals\nindicating two directions at once.  Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the\nbushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled\nwith disapproval and potato chip crumbs.  In the shadow under the green visor\nof the cap Ignatius J. Reilly\'s supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down\nupon the other people waiting under the clock at the D.H. Holmes department\nstore, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress.  Several\nof the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be\nproperly considered offenses against taste and decency.  Possession of\nanything new or expensive only reflected a person\'s lack of theology and\ngeometry; it could even cast doubts upon one\'s soul.\n\t\t-- John Kennedy Toole, \"Confederacy of Dunces\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18638,53,'\nA healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own\nweight in other people\'s patience.\n\t\t-- John Updike\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18639,53,'\nA man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another\nman riding on a camel.  When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man\nwhispers through his sun-parched lips, \"Water... please... can you give...\nwater...\"\n\t\"I\'m sorry,\" replies the man on the camel, \"I don\'t have any water\nwith me.  But I\'d be delighted to sell you a necktie.\"\n\t\"Tie?\" whispers the man.  \"I need *water*.\"\n\t\"They\'re only four dollars apiece.\"\n\t\"I need *water*.\"\n\t\"Okay, okay, say two for seven dollars.\"\n\t\"Please!  I need *water*!\", says the man.\n\t\"I don\'t have any water, all I have are ties,\" replies the salesman,\nand he heads off into the distance.\n\tThe man, losing track of time, crawls for what seems like days.\nFinally, nearly dead, sun-blind and with his skin peeling and blistering, he\nsees a restaurant in the distance.  Summoning the last of his strength he\nstaggers up to the door and confronts the head waiter.\n\t\"Water... can I get... water,\" the dying man manages to stammer.\n\t\"I\'m sorry, sir, ties required.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18640,53,'\nA man of genius makes no mistakes.\nHis errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.\n\t\t-- James Joyce, \"Ulysses\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18641,53,'\n\tA man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police\nduring a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he\nwas making a bolt for the door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18642,53,'\nA man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18643,53,'\nA man who turns green has eschewed protein.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18644,53,'\nA man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18645,53,'\nA man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create\ndestruction and chaos - just to gain his point... and if all this could in\nturn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man\nwould deliberately go mad to prove his point.\n\t\t-- Feodor Dostoevsky, \"Notes From the Underground\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18646,53,'\nA narcissist is someone better looking than you are.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18647,53,'\nA paranoid is a man who knows a little of what\'s going on.\n\t\t-- William S. Burroughs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18648,53,'\nA pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18649,53,'\n\t\"A penny for your thoughts?\"\n\t\"A dollar for your death.\"\n\t\t-- The Odd Couple\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18650,53,'\nA person forgives only when they are in the wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18651,53,'\nA person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18652,53,'\nA person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.\nA person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18653,53,'\nA pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.\n\t\t-- Elbert Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18654,53,'\nA pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please send me your\nlast pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing... so I can have something\nof yours to press against my heart.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18655,53,'\nA prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.\n\t\t-- George Eliot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18656,53,'\nA private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18657,53,'\nA real friend isn\'t someone you use once and then throw away.\nA real friend is someone you can use over and over again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18658,53,'\nA real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and\nthe real reason.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18659,53,'\nA rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single \nman contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.\n\t\t-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18660,53,'\nA sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18661,53,'\nA sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep\nhim from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are\nworth committing.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18662,53,'\n\t\"...A strange enigma is man!\"\n\t\"Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal,\" I suggested.\n\t\"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject,\" said Holmes.  \"He remarked\nthat, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he\nbecomes a mathematical certainty.  You can, for example, never foretell what\nany one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number\nwill be up to.  Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant.  So says\nthe statistician.\"\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes, \"The Sign of Four\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18663,53,'\nA total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention,\nand especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18664,53,'\nA truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.\n\t\t-- B. Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18665,53,'\nA well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without\ngetting nervous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18666,53,'\nA well-known friend is a treasure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18667,53,'\n\tA young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened \nto stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.  After seeing the \nsights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.\n\"Gosh!\" exclaimed the new bride.  \"You certainly have a dangerous job.\nDon\'t you ever get bitten by the snakes?\"\n\t\"Yes, upon rare occasions,\" answered the handler.\n\t\"Well,\" she continued, \"just what do you do when you\'re bitten by\na snake?\"\n\t\"I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I\nam bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then\nsuck the poison from the wound.\"\n\t\"What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally *sit* on\na rattler?\" persisted the woman.\n\t\"Ma\'am,\" answered the snake handler, \"that will be the day I learn\nwho my real friends are.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18668,53,'\nAccept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18669,53,'\nAccording to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18670,53,'\nAdam was but human--this explains it all.  He did not want the apple for the\napple\'s sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.  The mistake was in\nnot forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain, \"Pudd\'nhead Wilson\'s Calendar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18671,53,'\nAdvice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18672,53,'\nAdvice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can\'t be ascetic,\nthen at least be aseptic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18673,53,'\nAfter all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best.\n\t\t-- Jean Giraudoux\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18674,53,'\nAfter all, what is your hosts\' purpose in having a party?  Surely not for\nyou to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they\'d have simply\nsent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.\n\t\t-- P.J. O\'Rourke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18675,53,'\nAfter living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything.\nJust in case.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18676,53,'\n\tAfter Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the\nseven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed.  Later she was heard to\nsing, \"Some day my prints will come.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18677,53,'\nAgainst stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.\n\t\t-- Friedrich von Schiller, \"The Maid of Orleans\", III, 6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18678,53,'\nAh say, son, you\'re about as sharp as a bowlin\' ball.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18679,53,'\nAh, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18680,53,'\nAl didn\'t smile for forty years.  You\'ve got to admire a man like that.\n\t\t-- from \"Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18681,53,'\nAlbert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself\nor not.  Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has\na beginning and an end.  Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and\nRobbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18682,53,'\nAll God\'s children are not beautiful.  Most of God\'s children are, in fact,\nbarely presentable.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Metropolitan Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18683,53,'\nAll his life he has looked away... to the horizon, to the sky,\nto the future.  Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing.\n\t\t-- Yoda\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18684,53,'\nAll I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18685,53,'\nAll I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.\n\t\t-- Ashleigh Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18686,53,'\nAll I\'ve got left on the list of desirable vocations is heiress to the\nthrone of any country in Western Europe and Laurie Anderson.  \"Be\npractical\", was the choral reply from the dinner table.  Well, Laurie\nAnderson is already Laurie Anderson, but I read an article in Harpers\nthat said there were eleven countries, in the world this is I think,\nthat have queens as sovereign rulers.  That\'s probably my best shot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18687,53,'\nAll men have the right to wait in line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18688,53,'\nAll men profess honesty as long as they can.  To believe all men honest\nwould be folly.  To believe none so is something worse.\n\t\t-- John Quincy Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18689,53,'\nAll most people want is a little more than they\'ll ever get.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18690,53,'\nAll my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us sane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18691,53,'\n\"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.\"\n\t\t-- Jane Wagner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18692,53,'\nAll of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is\nto enjoy it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18693,53,'\nAll possibility of understanding is rooted in the ability to say no.\n\t\t-- Susan Sontag\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18694,53,'\nAll progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism\nto live beyond its income.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler, \"Notebooks\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18695,53,'\nAll the world\'s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.\n\t\t-- Sean O\'Casey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18696,53,'\nAll we know is the phenomenon: we spend our time sending messages to each\nother, talking and trying to listen at the same time, exchanging information.\nThis seems to be our most urgent biological function; it is what we do with\nour lives.\"\n\t\t-- Lewis Thomas, \"The Lives of a Cell\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18697,53,'\nAlways borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn\'t expect to be paid back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18698,53,'\nAlways remember that you are unique.  Just like everyone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18699,53,'\nAmbition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n\t\t-- Charlie McCarthy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18700,53,'\nAmerica\'s best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18701,53,'\nAn effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18702,53,'\nAn elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane\nwhen a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island.  When\nseveral days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a\ndespondent silence. Finally, the woman asked her husband if he had made his\nusual pledge to the United Way Campaign.\n\t\"We\'re running out of food and water and you ask *that*?\" her husband\nbarked.  \"If you really need to know, I not only pledged a half million but\nI\'ve already paid them half of it.\"\n\t\"You owe the U.W.C. a *quarter million*?\" the woman exclaimed\neuphorically.  \"Don\'t worry, Harry, they\'ll find us!  They\'ll find us!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18703,53,'\nAn evil mind is a great comfort.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18704,53,'\nAn excellence-oriented \'80s male does not wear a regular watch.  He wears\na Rolex watch, because it weighs nearly six pounds and is advertised\nonly in excellence-oriented publications such as Fortune and Rich\nProtestant Golfer Magazine.  The advertisements are written in\nincomplete sentences, which is how advertising copywriters denote excellence:\n\n\"The Rolex Hyperion.  An elegant new standard in quality excellence and\ndiscriminating handcraftsmanship.  For the individual who is truly able\nto discriminate with regard to excellent quality standards of crafting\nthings by hand.  Fabricated of 100 percent 24-karat gold.  No watch parts\nor anything.  Just a great big chunk on your wrist.  Truly a timeless\nstatement.  For the individual who is very secure.  Who doesn\'t need to\nbe reminded all the time that he is very successful. Much more successful\nthan the people who laughed at him in high school.  Because of his acne.\nPeople who are probably nowhere near as successful as he is now.  Maybe\nhe\'ll go to his 20th reunion, and they\'ll see his Rolex Hyperion.\nHahahahahahahahaha.\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"In Search of Excellence\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18705,53,'\nAn expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the\ngrand fallacy.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Stolberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18706,53,'\nAn expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows\nabsolutely everything about nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18707,53,'\nAn idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit.\n\t\t-- Henry Ford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18708,53,'\nAn infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be\ndevoured.\n\t\t-- Konrad Adenauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18709,53,'\nAn intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.\n\t\t-- Albert Camus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18710,53,'\nAn optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.\n\t\t-- Don Marquis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18711,53,'\nAnd I suppose the little things are harder to get used to than the big\nones.  The big ones you get used to, you make up your mind to them.  The\nlittle things come along unexpectedly, when you aren\'t thinking about\nthem, aren\'t braced against them.\n\t\t-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, \"The Forbidden Tower\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18712,53,'\nAnd I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!\nMy only reward will be a tombstone that says \"Here lies Gomez Addams --\nhe was good for nothing.\"\n\t\t-- Jack Sharkey, The Addams Family\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18713,53,'\nAnd on the eighth day, we bulldozed it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18714,53,'\nAnd the crowd was stilled.  One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,\nturned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.  Wide-eyed,\nthe Child raised his voice and said once again, \"Why, the Emperor has no\nclothes!  He is naked!\"\n\t\t-- \"The Emperor\'s New Clothes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18715,53,'\n\"And, you know, I mustn\'t preach to you, but surely it wouldn\'t be right for\nyou to take away people\'s pleasure of studying your attire, by just going\nand making yourself like everybody else.  You feel that, don\'t you?\"  said\nhe, earnestly.\n\t\t-- William Morris, \"Notes from Nowhere\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18716,53,'\nAnger is momentary madness.\n\t\t-- Horace\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18717,53,'\nAnger kills as surely as the other vices.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18718,53,'\nAnimals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.\nHomo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18719,53,'\nAny clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.\n\t\t-- Charles McCabe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18720,53,'\nAny coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a\nmountain in a fog.  But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside\nthan in bed.  What kind of man would live where there is no daring?\nAnd is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure?\nIs there a better way to die?\n\t\t-- Charles Lindbergh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18721,53,'\nAny fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know\nhow to lie well.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18722,53,'\nAny man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit\nrattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out of\nseason, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that\nrequires a heroism which is transcendent.\n\t\t-- Henry Ward Beecher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18723,53,'\nAny man who hates dogs and babies can\'t be all bad.\n\t\t-- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18724,53,'\nAnybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18725,53,'\nAnybody who doesn\'t cut his speed at the sight of a police car is\nprobably parked.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18726,53,'\nAnybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18727,53,'\nAnyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right\nperson, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose\nand in the right way -- that is not easy.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18728,53,'\n\"Anyone can say \'no\'. It is the first word a child learns and often the\nfirst word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no\nexplanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for\nintelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of\nthought on every occasion.\"\n                -- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18729,53,'\nAnyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18730,53,'\nApathy Club meeting this Friday.  If you want to come, you\'re not invited.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18731,53,'\n\"Apathy is not the problem, it\'s the solution\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18732,53,'\nAppearances often are deceiving.\n\t\t-- Aesop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18733,53,'\nAre your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?\nDo you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?\nDoes your bow-tie flash \"hey you kid\" in red neon at parties?\nDo you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?\nDo you use the \"greasy kid\'s stuff\" to stick down your cowlick?\nDo you wear a \"nerd-pack\" in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen\n\tor so pencils from marking the cloth?\nDo you think Mary Jane is somebody\'s name?\nIs illegal fishing is something only a daring criminal would do?\nIs Batman your hero?  Superman?  Green Lantern?  The Shadow?\nDo you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?\n\n\tRate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. (1 point for each YES answer)\n0-2  -- You are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.\n3-5  -- There is hope for you yet.\n6-7  -- Uh-oh, trouble in River City.\n8-10 -- Your immortal soul is in peril.\n11+  -- Does suicide seem attractive?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18734,53,'\nArgue for your limitations, and sure enough, they\'re yours.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18735,53,'\nArguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly\nthe same opinion.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18736,53,'\n\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18737,53,'\nAs crazy as hauling timber into the woods.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18738,53,'\nAs many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.\nOne of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly\nuseful and interesting, I just had to share it.\n\nAnswer each of the following items \"true\" or \"false\"\n\n 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.\n 2. If I go into the street, I\'m apt to be bitten by a horse.\n 3. Some people never look at me.\n 4. Spinach makes me feel alone.\n 5. My sex life is A-okay.\n 6. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.\n 7. I like to kill mosquitoes.\n 8. Cousins are not to be trusted.\n 9. It makes me embarrassed to fall down.\n10. I get nauseous from too much roller skating.\n11. I think most people would cry to gain a point.\n12. I cannot read or write.\n13. I am bored by thoughts of death.\n14. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.\n15. I would enjoy the work of a chicken flicker.\n16. I am never startled by a fish.\n17. My mother\'s uncle was a good man.\n18. I don\'t like it when somebody is rotten.\n19. People who break the law are wise guys.\n20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18739,53,'\nAs many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.\nOne of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly\nuseful and interesting, I just had to share it.\n\nAnswer each of the following items \"true\" or \"false\"\n\n 1. I think beavers work too hard.\n 2. I use shoe polish to excess.\n 3. God is love.\n 4. I like mannish children.\n 5. I have always been diturbed by the sight of Lincoln\'s ears.\n 6. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.\n 7. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.\n 8. I am not afraid of picking up door knobs.\n 9. I believe I smell as good as most people.\n10. Frantic screams make me nervous.\n11. It\'s hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room\n    full of mice.\n12. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.\n13. A wide necktie is a sign of disease.\n14. As a child I was deprived of licorice.\n15. I would never shake hands with a gardener.\n16. My eyes are always cold.\n17. Cousins are not to be trusted.\n18. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.\n19. I am never startled by a fish.\n20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18740,53,'\nAs you grow older, you will still do foolish things, but you will do them\nwith much more enthusiasm.\n\t\t-- The Cowboy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18741,53,'\nAsk not what\'s inside your head, but what your head\'s inside of.\n\t\t-- J.J. Gibson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18742,53,'\nAsk yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.\n\t\t-- John Stuart Mill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18743,53,'\nAssociate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.  Run\nwith decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.  Keep\nthe company of bums and you will become a bum.  Hang around with rich people\nand you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.\n\t\t-- Stanley Walker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18744,53,'\nAt no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his\nthumb with a hammer.\n\t\t-- Marshall Lumsden\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18745,53,'\nBack when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways\nand it was always snowing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18746,53,'\nBacon\'s not the only thing that\'s cured by hanging from a string.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18747,53,'\nBad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink\nthat they may live.\n\t\t-- Socrates\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18748,53,'\nBe braver -- you can\'t cross a chasm in two small jumps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18749,53,'\nBe careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that\ncan\'t bear inspection.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18750,53,'\nBe careful what you set your heart on -- for it will surely be yours.\n\t\t-- James Baldwin, \"Nobody Knows My Name\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18751,53,'\nBe incomprehensible.  If they can\'t understand, they can\'t disagree.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18752,53,'\nBe independent.  Insult a rich relative today.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18753,53,'\nBe nice to people on the way up, because you\'ll meet them on your way down.\n\t\t-- Wilson Mizner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18754,53,'\nBe not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.\n\t\t-- Pope St. Gregory I\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18755,53,'\nBe open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18756,53,'\nBe self-reliant and your success is assured.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18757,53,'\nBe valiant, but not too venturous.\nLet thy attire be comely, but not costly.\n\t\t-- John Lyly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18758,53,'\nBeauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.\n\t\t-- Redd Foxx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18759,53,'\nBefore borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.\n\t\t-- Addison H. Hallock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18760,53,'\nBefore destruction a man\'s heart is haughty, but humility goes before honour.\n\t\t-- Psalms 18:12\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18761,53,'\nBeing popular is important.  Otherwise people might not like you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18762,53,'\nBeing ugly isn\'t illegal.  Yet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18763,53,'\nBetter by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember\nand be sad.\n\t\t-- Christina Rossetti\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18764,53,'\nBeware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a\ndrip under pressure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18765,53,'\nBeware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18766,53,'\n\"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and\nfinds himself no wiser than before,\" Bokonon tells us.  \"He is full of\nmurderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by\ntheir ignorance the hard way.\"\n\t\t-- Kurt Vonnegut, \"Cat\'s Cradle\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18767,53,'\nBEWARE!  People acting under the influence of human nature.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18768,53,'\nBirds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18769,53,'\nBirthdays are like busses, never the number you want.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18770,53,'\nBlessed are the forgetful:  for they get the better even of their blunders.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18771,53,'\nBlessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded\nto say it.\n\t\t-- James Russell Lowell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18772,53,'\nBlessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.\n\t\t-- W.C. Bennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18773,53,'\nBlessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.\n\t\t-- Alexander Pope\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18774,53,'\nBlessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it,\nfor he shall enjoy living.\n\t\t-- W.C. Bennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18775,53,'\nBlessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving\nwordy evidence of the fact.\n\t\t-- George Eliot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18776,53,'\nBounders get bound when they are caught bounding.\n\t\t-- Ralph Lewin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18777,53,'\nBrisk talkers are usually slow thinkers.  There is, indeed, no wild beast\nmore to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate.\nIf you are civil to the voluble, they will abuse your patience; if\nbrusque, your character.\n\t\t-- Jonathan Swift\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18778,53,'\nBuck-passing usually turns out to be a boomerang.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18779,53,'\nBut I find the old notions somehow appealing.  Not that I want to go back\nto them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is\nproper use and abuse of your own faculties, and it is ludicrous to hold\nreason higher than body or feeling.  Still there is something true and\nprofoundly sane about the belief that acts like murder or theft or\nassault violate the doer as well as the done to.  We might even, if we\nthought this way, have less crime.  The popular view of crime, as far as\nI can deduce it from the movies and television, is that it is a breaking\nof a rule by someone who thinks they can get away with that; implicitly,\neveryone would like to break the rule, but not everyone is arrogant\nenough to imagine they can get away with it.  It therefore becomes very\nimportant for the rule upholders to bring such arrogance down.\n\t\t-- Marilyn French, \"The Woman\'s Room\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18780,53,'\nBut Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18781,53,'\n\"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast\nto the nearest gas station.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18782,53,'\nBut since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than \nfrivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?  \n\t\t-- M. Proust\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18783,53,'\nBy doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task\ncompletely overwhelm you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18784,53,'\nBy failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18785,53,'\nBy nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18786,53,'\nCalling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!\n\t\t-- Wanda, \"A Fish Called Wanda\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18787,53,'\nCan you buy friendship?  You not only can, you must.  It\'s the\nonly way to obtain friends.  Everything worthwhile has a price.\n\t\t-- Robert J. Ringer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18788,53,'\nCertainly there are things in life that money can\'t buy,\nBut it\'s very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18789,53,'\nCharacter is what you are in the dark!\n\t\t-- Lord John Whorfin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18790,53,'\nCharlie Brown:\tWhy was I put on this earth?\nLinus:\t\tTo make others happy.\nCharlie Brown:\tWhy were others put on this earth?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18791,53,'\nCharm is a way of getting the answer \"Yes\" -- without having asked any\nclear question.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18792,53,'\nClass, that\'s the only thing that counts in life.  Class.\nWithout class and style, a man\'s a bum; he might as well be dead.\n\t\t-- \"Bugsy\" Siegel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18793,53,'\nClass: when they\'re running you out of town, to look like you\'re\nleading the parade.\n\t\t-- Bill Battie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18794,53,'\nClones are people two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18795,53,'\nCloning is the sincerest form of flattery.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18796,53,'\nComing together is a beginning;\n\tkeeping together is progress;\n\t\tworking together is success.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18797,53,'\nCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at\ndifferent speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.\n\t\t-- Clive James\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18798,53,'\nCommon sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18799,53,'\nCommon sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18800,53,'\nCommon sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.\nEveryone thinks he has enough.\n\t-- Descartes, 1637\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18801,53,'\nConceit causes more conversation than wit.\n\t\t-- LaRouchefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18802,53,'\nConfess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;\nconfess them to man and you will be laughed at.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18803,53,'\nConfession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is\ngood for dandruff.\n\t\t-- Peter de Vries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18804,53,'\nConfession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18805,53,'\nConfessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.\n\t\t-- Lord Thomas Dewar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18806,53,'\nConfidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you\nfall flat on your face.\n\t\t-- Dr. L. Binder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18807,53,'\nConfidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18808,53,'\nConformity is the refuge of the unimaginative.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18809,53,'\nConscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.\n\t\t-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18810,53,'\nConscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken, \"A Mencken Chrestomathy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18811,53,'\nConscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18812,53,'\nConscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you\nwish you weren\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18813,53,'\nConvention is the ruler of all.\n\t\t-- Pindar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18814,53,'\nConversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18815,53,'\nCops never say good-bye. They\'re always hoping to see you again in the line-up.\n\t\t-- Raymond Chandler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18816,53,'\nCorrection does much, but encouragement does more.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18817,53,'\nCourage is fear that has said its prayers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18818,53,'\nCourage is grace under pressure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18819,53,'\nCreativity in living is not without its attendant difficulties, for\npeculiarity breeds contempt. And the unfortunate thing about being\nahead of your time when people finally realize you were right, they\'ll\nsay it was obvious all along.\n\t\t-- Alan Ashley-Pitt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18820,53,'\nCreativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18821,53,'\nCreativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility;\nsometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18822,53,'\nCriticism comes easier than craftsmanship.\n\t\t-- Zeuxis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18823,53,'\nDare to be naive.\n\t\t-- R. Buckminster Fuller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18824,53,'\nDave Mack:\t\"Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par.\"\nAllen Gwinn:\t\"Yours is.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18825,53,'\nDear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may\nhave to eat them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18826,53,'\nDeath rays don\'t kill people, people kill people!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18827,53,'\nDefeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.\n\t\t-- Bill Musselman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18828,53,'\nDelay is preferable to error.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18829,53,'\nDid you know that clones never use mirrors?\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18830,53,'\nDishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.\n\t\t-- Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18831,53,'\nDistance doesn\'t make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a\nlarger picture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18832,53,'\nDo clones have navels?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18833,53,'\nDo more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18834,53,'\nDo not do unto others as you would they should do unto you.  Their tastes\nmay not be the same.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18835,53,'\nDo not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18836,53,'\nDo not try to solve all life\'s problems at once -- learn to dread each\nday as it comes.\n\t\t-- Donald Kaul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18837,53,'\nDo you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.  I\nbelieve it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they think.\nThere are ninety thousand people in this world who do not think, for every\none who does, and these people hate the thinkers like poison.  Even if some\nthinkers are fanciful, it is wrong to make fun of them for it.  Better to\nthink about cucumbers even, than not to think at all.\n\t\t-- T.H. White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18838,53,'\nDo you mean that you not only want a wrong answer, but a certain wrong answer?\n\t\t-- Tobaben\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18839,53,'\nDo you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take\nthe time to take the dirt out of them?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18840,53,'\nDon\'t be overly suspicious where it\'s not warranted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18841,53,'\nDon\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18842,53,'\nDon\'t change the reason, just change the excuses!\n\t\t-- Joe Cointment\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18843,53,'\nDon\'t confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18844,53,'\nDon\'t despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18845,53,'\nDon\'t ever slam a door; you might want to go back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18846,53,'\nDon\'t expect people to keep in step--it\'s hard enough just staying in line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18847,53,'\nDon\'t hit a man when he\'s down -- kick him; it\'s easier.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18848,53,'\nDon\'t interfere with the stranger\'s style.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18849,53,'\nDon\'t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18850,53,'\nDon\'t remember what you can infer.\n\t\t-- Harry Tennant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18851,53,'\nDon\'t say \"yes\" until I finish talking.\n\t\t-- Darryl F. Zanuck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18852,53,'\nDon\'t shoot until you\'re sure you both aren\'t on the same side.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18853,53,'\nDon\'t shout for help at night.  You might wake your neighbors.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw J. Lem, \"Unkempt Thoughts\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18854,53,'\nDon\'t tell me that worry doesn\'t do any good.  I know better.  The things\nI worry about don\'t happen.\n\t\t-- Watchman Examiner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18855,53,'\nDon\'t tell me what you dreamed last night for I\'ve been reading Freud.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18856,53,'\nDon\'t try to have the last word -- you might get it.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18857,53,'\nDon\'t try to outweird me, three-eyes.  I get stranger things than you free\nwith my breakfast cereal.\n\t\t-- Zaphod Beeblebrox\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18858,53,'\nDon\'t worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts\navoiding you.\n\t\t-- The Old Farmer\'s Almanac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18859,53,'\nDon\'t worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good,\nyou\'ll have to ram them down people\'s throats.\n\t\t-- Howard Aiken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18860,53,'\nDon\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\nbusy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18861,53,'\nDon\'t you wish that all the people who sincerely want to help you\ncould agree with each other?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18862,53,'\nDorothy:\tBut how can you talk without a brain?\nScarecrow:\tWell, I don\'t know... but some people without brains\n\t\tdo an awful lot of talking.\n\t\t-- The Wizard of Oz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18863,53,'\nDoubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18864,53,'\nDrive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18865,53,'\nEarly to bed and early to rise and you\'ll be groggy when everyone else is\nwide awake.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18866,53,'\n\tEeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and\nlooked at himself in the water.\n\t\"Pathetic,\" he said.  \"That\'s what it is.  Pathetic.\"\n\tHe turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards,\nsplashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side.  Then he\nlooked at himself again.\n\t\"As I thought,\" he said, \"no better from *____\b\b\b\bthis* side.  But nobody\nminds.  Nobody cares.  Pathetic, that\'s what it is.\n\t\t-- A.A. Milne, \"Winnie the Pooh,\" Chapter VI, \"In Which Eeyore\n\t\t   Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18867,53,'\nElevators smell different to midgets.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18868,53,'\nEnjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18869,53,'\nEnjoy yourself while you\'re still old.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18870,53,'\nEnvy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.\n\t\t-- Onasander\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18871,53,'\nEtiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18872,53,'\nEven a hawk is an eagle among crows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18873,53,'\nEven God lends a hand to honest boldness.\n\t\t-- Menander\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18874,53,'\nEven if you persuade me, you won\'t persuade me.\n\t\t-- Aristophanes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18875,53,'\nEven if you\'re on the right track, you\'ll get run over if you just sit there.\n\t\t-- Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18876,53,'\nEven moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18877,53,'\n\tEverthing is farther away than it used to be.  It is even twice as\nfar to the corner and they have added a hill.  I have given up running for\nthe bus; it leaves earlier than it used to.\n\tIt seems to me they are making the stairs steeper than in the old\ndays.  And have you noticed the smaller print they use in the newspapers?\n\tThere is no sense in asking anyone to read aloud anymore, as everbody\nspeaks in such a low voice I can hardly hear them.\n\tThe material in dresses is so skimpy now, especially around the hips\nand waist, that it is almost impossible to reach one\'s shoelaces.  And the\nsizes don\'t run the way they used to.  The 12\'s and 14\'s are so much smaller.\n\tEven people are changing.  They are so much younger than they used to\nbe when I was their age.  On  the other hand people my age are so much older\nthan I am.\n\tI ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much\nthat she didn\'t recognize me.\n\tI got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair\nthis morning and in so doing I glanced at my own reflection.  Really now,\nthey don\'t even make good mirrors like they used to.\n\t\tSandy Frazier, \"I Have Noticed\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18878,53,'\nEvery improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.\n\t\t-- Frank Moore Colby\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18879,53,'\nEvery man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended,\nor less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar.\nThus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk\nonly of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other\nsubject; it is well known, that the language and the notions proper to his\nown profession are infused into every subject, and all things are measured\nby the rules of navigation: and if he should take it into his head to\nphilosophize concerning the faculties of the mind, it cannot be doubted,\nbut he would draw his notions from the fabric of the ship, and would find\nin the mind, sails, masts, rudder, and compass.\n\t\t-- Thomas Reid, \"An Inquiry into the Human Mind\", 1764\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18880,53,'\nEvery man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18881,53,'\nEvery man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits\nof the world.\n\t\t-- Schopenhauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18882,53,'\nEvery time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin\'s theory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18883,53,'\nEverybody has something to conceal.\n\t\t-- Humphrey Bogart\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18884,53,'\nEverybody is somebody else\'s weirdo.\n\t\t-- Dykstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18885,53,'\nEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18886,53,'\nEveryone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18887,53,'\nEveryone hates me because I\'m paranoid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18888,53,'\nEveryone is a genius.  It\'s just that some people are too stupid to realize it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18889,53,'\nEveryone is entitled to my opinion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18890,53,'\nEveryone is more or less mad on one point.\n\t\t-- Rudyard Kipling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18891,53,'\nEveryone talks about apathy, but no one ____\b\b\b\bdoes anything about it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18892,53,'\nEveryone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them.\n\t\t-- Dirty Harry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18893,53,'\nEveryone was born right-handed.  Only the greatest overcome it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18894,53,'\nEveryone\'s in a high place when you\'re on your knees.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18895,53,'\nEvil is that which one believes of others.  It is a sin to believe evil\nof others, but it is seldom a mistake.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18896,53,'\nExample is not the main thing in influencing others.  It is the only thing.\n\t\t-- Albert Schweitzer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18897,53,'\n\tExcellence is THE trend of the \'80s.  Walk into any shopping\nmall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as\n\"Garfield Gets Spayed\", and you\'ll see a half-dozen books telling you\nhow to be excellent: \"In Search of Excellence\", \"Finding Excellence\",\n\"Grasping Hold of Excellence\", \"Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night\nSo the Cleaning Personnel Don\'t Steal It\", etc.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"In Search of Excellence\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18898,53,'\nExcess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from\nacquiring the deadening effect of a habit.\n\t\t-- W. Somerset Maugham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18899,53,'\nExhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you,\nand just before you realize what is wrong with it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18900,53,'\nExperience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens\nto you.\n\t\t-- Aldous Huxley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18901,53,'\nExperience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake\nwhen you make it again.\n\t\t-- Franklin P. Jones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18902,53,'\nExperience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18903,53,'\nExperience is what you get when you didn\'t get what you wanted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18904,53,'\nExperience is what you get when you were expecting something else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18905,53,'\nExperience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,\nparticularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.\n\t\t-- Clifton Fadiman, \"Enter Conversing\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18906,53,'\nFame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18907,53,'\nFashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\nevery six months.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18908,53,'\nFashions have done more harm than revolutions.\n\t\t-- Victor Hugo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18909,53,'\nFess:\tWell, you must admit there is something innately humorous about\n\ta man chasing an invention of his own halfway across the galaxy.\nRod:\tOh yeah, it\'s a million yuks, sure.  But after all, isn\'t that the\n\tbasic difference between robots and humans?\nFess:\tWhat, the ability to form imaginary constructs?\nRod:\tNo, the ability to get hung up on them.\n\t\t-- Christopher Stasheff, \"The Warlock in Spite of Himself\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18910,53,'\nFlattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18911,53,'\nFor an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be\nalways old-fashioned.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18912,53,'\nFor every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.\n\t\t-- Harrison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18913,53,'\nFor every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.\n\t\t-- R. Clopton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18914,53,'\nFor I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do.\n\t\t-- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18915,53,'\n\t\"For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence\nof events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind.\"\n\t\"Whose?\"\n\t\"MINE! HA-HA!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18916,53,'\nFor men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble:\nand whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.\n\t\t-- Sir Thomas More\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18917,53,'\nFor most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to\nget themselves filed.\n\t\t-- Clifton Fadiman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18918,53,'\nFor people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18919,53,'\nFor perfect happiness, remember two things:\n\t(1) Be content with what you\'ve got.\n\t(2) Be sure you\'ve got plenty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18920,53,'\nFor those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18921,53,'\n\"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but\nphone calls taper off.\"\n\t\t-- Johnny Carson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18922,53,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #2\n\n\tIf at first you don\'t succeed, think how many people\n\tyou\'ve made happy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18923,53,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #21\n\n\tShall I compare thee to a Summer day?\n\tNo, I guess not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18924,53,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #6\n\n\t\"But, soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?\"\n\tIt\'s nothing, honey.  Go back to sleep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18925,53,'\nFour fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women\nand competitors.\n\t\t-- Lord Thomas Dewar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18926,53,'\nFriends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18927,53,'\nFriendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority\nover the other.\n\t\t-- Honore DeBalzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18928,53,'\nGenius is the talent of a person who is dead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18929,53,'\nGenius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.\n\t\t-- Elbert Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18930,53,'\nGet forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18931,53,'\nGive me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18932,53,'\nGo out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.\n\t\t-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in \"The Bacchae\" by Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18933,53,'\nGo slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their\nmisfortunes.\n\t\t-- Chilo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18934,53,'\nGod gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18935,53,'\nGod must love the common man; He made so many of them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18936,53,'\nGood advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18937,53,'\nGood advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\nexample.\n\t\t-- La Rouchefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18938,53,'\nGood judgement comes from experience.  Experience comes from bad judgement.\n\t\t-- Jim Horning\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18939,53,'\nGratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.\n\t\t-- Joseph Alsop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18940,53,'\nGreat minds run in great circles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18941,53,'\nGreatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18942,53,'\nGrowing old isn\'t bad when you consider the alternatives.\n\t\t-- Maurice Chevalier\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18943,53,'\nHalf of being smart is knowing what you\'re dumb at.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18944,53,'\nHalf the world is composed of people who have something to say and can\'t,\nand the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18945,53,'\nHate is like acid.  It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well\nas destroy the object on which it is poured.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18946,53,'\nHate the sin and love the sinner.\n\t\t-- Mahatma Gandhi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18947,53,'\nHave no friends not equal to yourself.\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18948,53,'\nHaving no talent is no longer enough.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18949,53,'\nHe had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly\ndelightful.\n\t\t-- Sydney Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18950,53,'\nHe had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy\npresence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever\nbehaving \"normally.\"\n\t\t-- Hunter S. Thompson, \"Fear and Loathing \'72\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18951,53,'\nHe hadn\'t a single redeeming vice.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18952,53,'\nHe is a man capable of turning any colour into grey.\n\t\t-- John LeCarre \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18953,53,'\nHe is considered a most graceful speaker who can say nothing in the most words.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18954,53,'\nHe is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18955,53,'\nHe laughs at every joke three times... once when it\'s told, once when\nit\'s explained, and once when he understands it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18956,53,'\nHe looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n\t\t-- Ring Lardner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18957,53,'\nHe missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.\n\t\t-- Andrew Lang\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18958,53,'\nHe only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn\'t realize his brain\nhad fallen to the ground.\n\t\t-- The Book of Serenity\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18959,53,'\nHe thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18960,53,'\nHe walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18961,53,'\nHe was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18962,53,'\nHe who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18963,53,'\nHe who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18964,53,'\nHe who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18965,53,'\nHe who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18966,53,'\nHe who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18967,53,'\nHe who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18968,53,'\nHe who minds his own business is never unemployed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18969,53,'\nHe who walks on burning coals is sure to get burned.\n\t\t-- Sinbad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18970,53,'\nHe who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.\n\t\t-- M.C. Escher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18971,53,'\nHe\'s the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he\'d\nbe there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18972,53,'\n\"He\'s the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18973,53,'\nHer days were spent in a kind of slow bustle; always busy without getting\non, always behind hand and lamenting it, without altering her ways;\nwishing to be an economist, without contrivance or regularity; dissatisfied\nwith her servants, without skill to make them better, and whether helping, or\nreprimanding, or indulging them, without any power of engaging their respect.\n\t\t-- J. Austen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18974,53,'\nHere I am, fifty-eight, and I still don\'t know what I want to be when\nI grow up.\n\t\t-- Peter Drucker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18975,53,'\nHi!  I\'m Larry.  This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother\nJimbo.  We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18976,53,'\nHiggins:\tDoolittle, you\'re either an honest man or a rogue.\nDoolittle:\tA little of both, Guv\'nor.  Like the rest of us, a\n\t\tlittle of both.\n\t\t-- Shaw, \"Pygmalion\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18977,53,'\nHindsight is always 20:20.\n\t\t-- Billy Wilder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18978,53,'\nHindsight is an exact science.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18979,53,'\nHis life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18980,53,'\nHis mind is like a steel trap: full of mice.\n\t\t-- Foghorn Leghorn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18981,53,'\nHistory repeats itself -- the first time as a tragi-comedy, the second\ntime as bedroom farce.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18982,53,'\nHistory repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18983,53,'\nHistory repeats itself.  That\'s one thing wrong with history.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18984,53,'\nHome is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost, \"The Death of the Hired Man\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18985,53,'\nHome life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is\nto a cockatoo.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18986,53,'\nHope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18987,53,'\nHope is a waking dream.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18988,53,'\nHope not, lest ye be disappointed.\n\t\t-- M. Horner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18989,53,'\nHow comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning,\nand are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?\n\t\t-- A. Cooper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18990,53,'\nHow long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18991,53,'\nHow many \"coming men\" has one known!  Where on earth do they all go to?\n\t\t-- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18992,53,'\nHowever, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional\nmanner ... sulking and nausea.\n\t\t-- Tom K. Ryan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18993,53,'\nHuman kind cannot bear very much reality.\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, \"Four Quartets: Burnt Norton\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18994,53,'\nHumanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, \nresponsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and \nimmature.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18995,53,'\nHumans are communications junkies.  We just can\'t get enough.\n\t\t-- Alan Kay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18996,53,'\nHumility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.\n\t\t-- Oliver Wendell Holmes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18997,53,'\nI allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I\nchoose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18998,53,'\nI always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their\ngood intellects.  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"The Picture of Dorian Gray\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (18999,53,'\nI always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.\nIt is never any good to oneself.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"An Ideal Husband\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19000,53,'\nI always say beauty is only sin deep.\n\t\t-- Saki, \"Reginald\'s Choir Treat\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19001,53,'\nI am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else.\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19002,53,'\nI am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool.\n\t\t-- Katharine Whitehorn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19003,53,'\nI am looking for a honest man.\n\t\t-- Diogenes the Cynic\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19004,53,'\n\"I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the\ngreat ordeal of meeting me is another matter.\"\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19005,53,'\nI believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.\n\t\t-- G.K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19006,53,'\nI call them as I see them.  If I can\'t see them, I make them up.\n\t\t-- Biff Barf\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19007,53,'\nI can give you my word, but I know what it\'s worth and you don\'t.\n\t\t-- Nero Wolfe, \"Over My Dead Body\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19008,53,'\nI can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write\nfaster than anybody who can write better.\n\t\t-- A.J. Liebling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19009,53,'\nI can\'t seem to bring myself to say, \"Well, I guess I\'ll be toddling along.\"\nIt isn\'t that I can\'t toddle.  It\'s that I can\'t guess I\'ll toddle.\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19010,53,'\nI can\'t stand squealers; hit that guy.\n\t\t-- Albert Anastasia\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19011,53,'\nI can\'t understand it.  I can\'t even understand the people who can\nunderstand it.\n\t\t-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19012,53,'\nI can\'t understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I\'m frightened\nof the old ones.\n\t\t-- John Cage\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19013,53,'\nI cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year\'s fashions.\n\t\t-- Lillian Hellman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19014,53,'\nI consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime,\nor arrested for one.\n\t\t-- \"Ratsy\" Tourbillon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19015,53,'\nI didn\'t get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that\'s what\nsophisticated is -- being tired.\n\t\t-- Rita Gain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19016,53,'\n\"I didn\'t know it was impossible when I did it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19017,53,'\nI disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to\ntell such LIES!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19018,53,'\nI do not know myself and God forbid that I should.\n\t\t-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19019,53,'\nI do not know where to find in any literature, whether ancient or modern,\nany adequate account of that nature with which I am acquainted.  Mythology\ncomes nearest to it of any.\n\t\t-- Henry David Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19020,53,'\n\t\"I don\'t know what you mean by \'glory\',\" Alice said.\n\tHumpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.  \"Of course you don\'t --\ntill I tell you.  I meant \'there\'s a nice knock-down argument for you!\'\"\n\t\"But glory doesn\'t mean \'a nice knock-down argument\',\" Alice\nobjected.\n\t\"When I use a word,\" Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful\ntone, \"it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.\"\n\t\"The question is,\" said Alice, \"whether you can make words mean\nso many different things.\"\n\t\"The question is,\" said Humpty Dumpty, \"which is to be master --\nthat\'s all.\"\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Through the Looking Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19021,53,'\nI don\'t know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know\nwhat his grandson will be.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19022,53,'\nI don\'t know why we\'re here, I say we all go home and free associate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19023,53,'\nI don\'t make the rules, Gil, I only play the game.\n\t\t-- Cash McCall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19024,53,'\nI don\'t mind arguing with myself.  It\'s when I lose that it bothers me.\n\t\t-- Richard Powers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19025,53,'\nI don\'t remember it, but I have it written down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19026,53,'\n\"I don\'t think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other\nhand, if he were already in, I don\'t think they\'d let him out.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19027,53,'\n\"I don\'t understand,\" said the scientist, \"why you lemmings all rush down\nto the sea and drown yourselves.\"\n\n\"How curious,\" said the lemming. \"The one thing I don\'t understand is why\nyou human beings don\'t.\"\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19028,53,'\nI don\'t want to bore you, but there\'s nobody else around for me to bore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19029,53,'\nI either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19030,53,'\nI generally avoid temptation unless I can\'t resist it.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19031,53,'\nI give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?\n\t\t-- Beauregard Bugleboy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19032,53,'\nI got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.\n\t\t-- Butch Cassidy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19033,53,'\nI guess I\'ve been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...\nCertainty is just an emotion.\n\t\t-- Hal Clement\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19034,53,'\nI hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know\nhow bad I am.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19035,53,'\nI hate small towns because once you\'ve seen the cannon in the park\nthere\'s nothing else to do.\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19036,53,'\nI have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man\'s being unable\nto sit still in a room.\n\t\t-- Blaise Pascal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19037,53,'\nI have found little that is good about human beings.  In my experience\nmost of them are trash.\n\t\t-- Sigmund Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19038,53,'\nI have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.\n\t\t-- Edgar Allan Poe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19039,53,'\nI have learned silence from the talkative,\ntoleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.\n\t\t-- Kahlil Gibran\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19040,53,'\nI have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming\nthat I have never made one.\n\t\t-- James Gordon Bennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19041,53,'\nI have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his\nown eyes.  What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks\nof himself.  To undermine a man\'s self-respect is a sin.\n\t\t-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19042,53,'\nI knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn\'t need a gun, you\'d better\ntake one along that worked.\n\t\t-- Raymond Chandler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19043,53,'\nI love mankind ... It\'s people I hate.\n\t\t-- Schulz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19044,53,'\n\tI made it a rule to forbear all direct contradictions to the sentiments\nof others, and all positive assertion of my own.  I even forbade myself the use\nof every word or expression in the language that imported a fixed opinion, such\nas \"certainly\", \"undoubtedly\", etc.   I adopted instead of them \"I conceive\",\n\"I apprehend\", or \"I imagine\" a thing to be so or so; or \"so it appears to me\nat present\".\n\tWhen another asserted something that I thought an error, I denied\nmyself the pleasure of contradicting him abruptly, and of showing him\nimmediately some absurdity in his proposition.  In answering I began by\nobserving that in certain cases or circumstances his opinion would be right,\nbut in the present case there appeared or semed to me some difference, etc.\n\tI soon found the advantage of this change in my manner; the\nconversations I engaged in went on more pleasantly.  The modest way in which I\nproposed my opinions procured them a readier reception and less contradiction.\nI had less mortification when I was found to be in the wrong, and I more easily\nprevailed with others to give up their mistakes and join with me when I\nhappened to be in the right.\n\t\t-- Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19045,53,'\n\"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don\'t\nlet appearances fool you.  I\'m approaching old age ... at the speed of light.\"\n\t\t-- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19046,53,'\nI may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19047,53,'\nI may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.\n\t\t-- Ashleigh Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19048,53,'\nI never killed a man that didn\'t deserve it.\n\t\t-- Mickey Cohen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19049,53,'\nI prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.\n\t\t-- Alexandre Dumas, fils\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19050,53,'\nI profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.\n\t\t-- William F. Buckley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19051,53,'\nI put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of\ntennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for:  If\nthey think you\'re crude, go technical; if they think you\'re technical, go\ncrude.  I\'m a very technical boy.  So I decided to get as crude as possible.\nThese days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even\naspire to crudeness.\n\t\t-- William Gibson, \"Johnny Mnemonic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19052,53,'\n\"... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was\nsupposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually\nmade me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ...\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning\n\t\t   Points in l\'Amour\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19053,53,'\nI sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19054,53,'\nI think I\'m schizophrenic.  One half of me\'s paranoid and the other half\'s\nout to get him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19055,53,'\nI treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce\ndesire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of\nthe quest.\n\t\t-- Madeleine Gobeil\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19056,53,'\nI used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in\nmy body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.\n\t\t-- Emo Phillips\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19057,53,'\nI waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19058,53,'\nI will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can\nhelp it.\n\t\t-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19059,53,'\nI\'ll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I\'d\nlisten to it!\n\t\t-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19060,53,'\nI\'ll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart\'s\nin the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.\n\t\t-- W. Somerset Maugham, \"The Summing Up\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19061,53,'\nI\'ll pretend to trust you if you\'ll pretend to trust me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19062,53,'\nI\'m not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn\'t\nthat good.\n\t\t-- Amy Gorin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19063,53,'\n\"I\'m really enjoying not talking to you ... Let\'s not talk again ____\b\b\b\bREAL\nsoon ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19064,53,'\nI\'m so miserable without you, it\'s almost like you\'re here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19065,53,'\nI\'m sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19066,53,'\nI\'m sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19067,53,'\nI\'m successful because I\'m lucky.   The harder I work, the luckier I get.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19068,53,'\nI\'ve already told you more than I know.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19069,53,'\nI\'ve found my niche.  If you\'re wondering why I\'m not there, there was\nthis little hole in the bottom ...\n\t\t-- John Croll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19070,53,'\nI\'ve given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19071,53,'\nI\'ve known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes\non the same day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19072,53,'\n\"I\'ve seen, I SAY, I\'ve seen better heads on a mug of beer\"\n\t\t-- Senator Claghorn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19073,53,'\nIdeas don\'t stay in some minds very long because they don\'t like\nsolitary confinement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19074,53,'\nIf a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed.\n\t\t-- Thomas Wolfe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19075,53,'\nIf God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19076,53,'\nIf God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19077,53,'\nIf God had really intended men to fly, he\'d make it easier to get to the\nairport.\n\t\t-- George Winters\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19078,53,'\nIf God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19079,53,'\nIf God hadn\'t wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn\'t have given you such\na vivid imagination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19080,53,'\nIf God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?\n\t\t-- Marvin Kitman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19081,53,'\nIf he should ever change his faith, it\'ll be because he no longer thinks\nhe\'s God.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19082,53,'\nIf I\'m over the hill, why is it I don\'t recall ever being on top?\n\t\t-- Jerry Muscha\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19083,53,'\nIf man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.\n\t\t-- Mary Wilson Little\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19084,53,'\nIf one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.\n\t\t-- A. Einstein.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19085,53,'\nIf one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"Phrases and Philosophies for the Use\n\t\tof the Young\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19086,53,'\nIf only I could be respected without having to be respectable.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19087,53,'\nIf only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without\nhaving to accomplish anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19088,53,'\nIf only you had a personality instead of an attitude.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19089,53,'\nIf opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19090,53,'\nIf people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,\nthen we are a sorry lot indeed.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19091,53,'\nIf people see that you mean them no harm, they\'ll never hurt you, nine\ntimes out of ten!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19092,53,'\nIf practice makes perfect, and nobody\'s perfect, why practice?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19093,53,'\nIf some people didn\'t tell you, you\'d never know they\'d been away on vacation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19094,53,'\nIf someone says he will do something \"without fail\", he won\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19095,53,'\nIf the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.  If\nthe weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down.  If the\nbulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will\nexceed all expectations.\n\t\t-- Reverend Chichester\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19096,53,'\nIf there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.\n\t\t-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19097,53,'\nIf there was any justice in the world, \"trust\" would be a four-letter word.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19098,53,'\nIf things don\'t improve soon, you\'d better ask them to stop helping you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19099,53,'\n\"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn\'t keep losing our luggage.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19100,53,'\nIf we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19101,53,'\nIf you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?\n\t\t-- Ann Edwards-Duff\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19102,53,'\nIf you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19103,53,'\nIf you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then\nyou clearly don\'t understand the situation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19104,53,'\nIf you can\'t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.\n\t\t-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19105,53,'\nIf you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing,\nyour doing was worthless.\n\t\t-- Edwim Schrodinger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19106,53,'\nIf you continually give you will continually have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19107,53,'\nIf you didn\'t get caught, did you really do it?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19108,53,'\nIf you didn\'t have most of your friends, you wouldn\'t have most of\nyour problems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19109,53,'\nIf you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about\nit; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.\n\t\t-- Carlyle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19110,53,'\nIf you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19111,53,'\nIf you don\'t do it, you\'ll never know what would have happened if you\nhad done it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19112,53,'\nIf you don\'t do the things that are not worth doing, who will?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19113,53,'\nIf you don\'t go to other men\'s funerals they won\'t go to yours.\n\t\t-- Clarence Day\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19114,53,'\nIf you don\'t have a nasty obituary you probably didn\'t matter.\n\t\t-- Freeman Dyson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19115,53,'\nIf you don\'t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19116,53,'\nIf you don\'t say anything, you won\'t be called on to repeat it.\n\t\t-- Calvin Coolidge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19117,53,'\nIf you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19118,53,'\nIf you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19119,53,'\nIf you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for\nthe computed load?\n\t\t-- Christopher Hodder-Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19120,53,'\nIf you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those\naround you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19121,53,'\nIf you had any brains, you\'d be dangerous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19122,53,'\nIf you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to\nboot yourself in the posterior.\n\t\t-- A.J. Liebling, \"The Press\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19123,53,'\nIf you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of\nrubbish into it.\n\t\t-- William Orton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19124,53,'\nIf you lived today as if it were your last, you\'d buy up a box of rockets\nand fire them all off, wouldn\'t you?\n\t\t-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19125,53,'\nIf you look good and dress well, you don\'t need a purpose in life.\n\t\t-- Robert Pante, fashion consultant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19126,53,'\nIf you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\nreally make them think they\'ll hate you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19127,53,'\nIf you mess with a thing long enough, it\'ll break.\n\t\t-- Schmidt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19128,53,'\nIf you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be\ndeceiving you very well.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19129,53,'\nIf you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have\nschizophrenia.\n\t\t-- Thomas Szasz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19130,53,'\nIf you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19131,53,'\nIf you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we\'ve solved it.\n\t\t-- Arthur Kasspe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19132,53,'\nIf you think things can\'t get worse it\'s probably only because you\nlack sufficient imagination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19133,53,'\nIf you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19134,53,'\nIf you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19135,53,'\nIf you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that\nfictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and\nheartbeats.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19136,53,'\nIf you would understand your own age, read the works of fiction produced\nin it.  People in disguise speak freely.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19137,53,'\nIf you\'re careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19138,53,'\nIf you\'re constantly being mistreated, you\'re cooperating with the treatment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19139,53,'\nIf you\'re going to do something tonight that you\'ll be sorry for tomorrow\nmorning, sleep late.\n\t\t-- Henny Youngman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19140,53,'\nIf you\'re happy, you\'re successful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19141,53,'\nIf you\'re not very clever you should be conciliatory.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19142,53,'\nIn good speaking, should not the mind of the speaker know the truth of\nthe matter about which he is to speak?\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19143,53,'\nIn matters of principle, stand like a rock;\nin matters of taste, swim with the current.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19144,53,'\nIn most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19145,53,'\nIn success there\'s a tendency to keep on doing what you were doing.\n\t\t-- Alan Kay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19146,53,'\nIn the misfortune of our friends we find something that is not displeasing\nto us.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld, \"Maxims\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19147,53,'\nIn this world some people are going to like me and some are not.  So, I may\nas well be me.  Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19148,53,'\nIn this world there are only two tragedies.  One is not getting what one\nwants, and the other is getting it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19149,53,'\nInnocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.\n\t\t-- Joan Didion, \"On Self Respect\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19150,53,'\nIntolerance is the last defense of the insecure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19151,53,'\nInvolvement with people is always a very delicate thing --\nit requires real maturity to become involved and not get all messed up.\n\t\t-- Bernard Cooke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19152,53,'\nIt destroys one\'s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19153,53,'\nIt does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something\nfrom the floor while you get up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19154,53,'\nIt doesn\'t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you\'ve\ndone and what you\'re going to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19155,53,'\nIt has been observed that one\'s nose is never so happy as when it is\nthrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have\ndrawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19156,53,'\nIt has been said that man is a rational animal.  All my life I have\nbeen searching for evidence which could support this.\n\t\t-- Bertrand Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19157,53,'\nIt is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it\nnow and then.\n\t\t-- Richard Armour\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19158,53,'\nIt is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,\nyou are an exceptionally good liar.\n\t\t-- Jerome K. Jerome\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19159,53,'\nIt is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19160,53,'\nIt is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be \ncoming up it.\n\t\t-- Henry Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19161,53,'\nIt is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19162,53,'\nIt is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig.\n\t\t-- George Santayana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19163,53,'\nIt is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.\n\t\t-- Aeschylus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19164,53,'\nIt is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he\nholds back one who is hastening.  Rather one should befriend the guest who\nis there, but speed him when he wishes.\n\t\t-- Homer, \"The Odyssey\"\n \n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to scheduling.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19165,53,'\nIt is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19166,53,'\nIt is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without\nyour help.\n\t\t-- Miss Manners\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19167,53,'\nIt is generally agreed that \"Hello\" is an appropriate greeting because\nif you entered a room and said \"Goodbye,\" it could confuse a lot of people.\n\t\t-- Dolph Sharp, \"I\'m O.K., You\'re Not So Hot\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19168,53,'\nIt is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19169,53,'\nIt is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19170,53,'\nIt is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to\nour ancestors.\n\t\t-- Plutarch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19171,53,'\nIt is much easier to be critical than to be correct.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19172,53,'\nIt is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.\n\t\t-- Rene Descartes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19173,53,'\nIt is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the\nmanagement of them.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19174,53,'\nIt is not good for a man to be without knowledge,\nand he who makes haste with his feet misses his way.\n\t\t-- Proverbs 19:2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19175,53,'\nIt is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.\n\t\t-- Grace Murray Hopper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19176,53,'\nIt is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.\n\t\t-- Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19177,53,'\nIt is only people of small moral stature who have to stand on their dignity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19178,53,'\nIt is only the great men who are truly obscene.  If they had not dared\nto be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.\n\t\t-- Havelock Ellis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19179,53,'\nIt is the business of little minds to shrink.\n\t\t-- Carl Sandburg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19180,53,'\nIt is the nature of extreme self-lovers, as they will set an house on fire,\nand it were but to roast their eggs.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19181,53,'\nIt is the wisdom of crocodiles, that shed tears when they would devour.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19182,53,'\nIt is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19183,53,'\nIt matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I\bI win or lose.\n\t\t-- Darrin Weinberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19184,53,'\nIt may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn\'t too\ngood either if you speak when your head is empty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19185,53,'\nIt may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a\nwarning to others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19186,53,'\nIt pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19187,53,'\nIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.  The good ones slept\nbetter... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, \"Side Effects\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19188,53,'\nIt seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19189,53,'\nIt takes a special kind of courage to face what we all have to face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19190,53,'\nIt takes all kinds to fill the freeways.\n\t\t-- Crazy Charlie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19191,53,'\nIt takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19192,53,'\nIt takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you\ndid it wrong.\n\t\t-- H.W. Longfellow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19193,53,'\nIt takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19194,53,'\nIt will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature\nand affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples.\n\t\t-- Charles Dickens\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19195,53,'\nIt would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19196,53,'\nIt\'s amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they\'d\nmake the first approach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19197,53,'\nIt\'s amazing how much \"mature wisdom\" resembles being too tired.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19198,53,'\nIt\'s amazing how nice people are to you when they know you\'re going away.\n\t\t-- Michael Arlen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19199,53,'\nIt\'s bad enough that life is a rat-race, but why do the rats always have to win?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19200,53,'\nIt\'s better to be quotable than to be honest.\n\t\t-- Tom Stoppard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19201,53,'\nIt\'s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.\n\t\t-- Marty Winch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19202,53,'\nIt\'s easier to fight for one\'s principles than to live up to them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19203,53,'\nIt\'s easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being \nright.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19204,53,'\nIt\'s hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most of them are bad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19205,53,'\nIt\'s hard to be humble when you\'re perfect.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19206,53,'\nIt\'s hard to keep your shirt on when you\'re getting something off your chest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19207,53,'\nIt\'s interesting to think that many quite distinguished people have\nbodies similar to yours.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19208,53,'\nIt\'s only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain\nwhat fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.\n\t\t-- Roger Noe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19209,53,'\nIt\'s reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will\ntake full responsibility for you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19210,53,'\nIt\'s sweet to be remembered, but it\'s often cheaper to be forgotten.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19211,53,'\nJealousy is all the fun you think they have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19212,53,'\nJust because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn\'t mean he isn\'t going\nto get hit.\n\t\t-- Joey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19213,53,'\nJust because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19214,53,'\n\"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some\nof the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?\"\n\t\t-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19215,53,'\nJust weigh your own hurt against the hurt of all the others, and then\ndo what\'s best.\n\t\t-- Lovers and Other Strangers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19216,53,'\nJust when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19217,53,'\nJustice always prevails ... three times out of seven!\n\t\t-- Michael J. Wagner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19218,53,'\nKeep cool, but don\'t freeze.\n\t\t-- Hellman\'s Mayonnaise\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19219,53,'\nKeep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;\nOpen it and you remove all doubt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19220,53,'\nLack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19221,53,'\nLack of money is the root of all evil.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19222,53,'\nLargest Number of Driving Test Failures\n\tBy April 1970 Mrs. Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine\ntimes.  In the eight preceding years she had received two hundred and\ntwelve driving lessons at a cost of L300.  She set the new record while\ndriving triumphantly through a set of red traffic lights in Wakefield,\nYorkshire.  Disappointingly, she passed at the fortieth attempt (3 August\n1970) but eight years later she showed some of her old magic when she was\nreported as saying that she still didn\'t like doing right-hand turns.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19223,53,'\nLast guys don\'t finish nice.\n\t\t-- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19224,53,'\nLaughter is the closest distance between two people.\n\t\t-- Victor Borge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19225,53,'\nLearn from other people\'s mistakes, you don\'t have time to make your own.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19226,53,'\nLet a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19227,53,'\nLet the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19228,53,'\nLet\'s do it.\n\t\t-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19229,53,'\nLife is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to\nchange his bed.\n\t\t-- Charles Baudelaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19230,53,'\nLife is a series of rude awakenings.\n\t\t-- R.V. Winkle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19231,53,'\nLife is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would\nwantonly inflict on someone else.\n\t\t-- Clarence Darrow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19232,53,'\nLife is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19233,53,'\nLife is like bein\' on a mule team.  Unless you\'re the lead mule, all the\nscenery looks about the same.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19234,53,'\n\"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it\nweren\'t for other people\"\n\t\t-- Blore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19235,53,'\nLike my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.\nIt doesn\'t seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches\nover human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow\nHis precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that.  On the\nother hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their\nreligions.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Spock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19236,53,'\n\tLooking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode\ninto the saloon.  As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man\ngalloped through town screaming, \"Big Mike\'s comin\'!  Run fer yer lives!\"\n\tSuddenly, the saloon doors burst open.  An enormous man, standing over\neight feet tall and weighing an easy 400 pounds, rode in on a bull, using a\nrattlesnake for a whip.  Grabbing the drifter by the arm and throwing him over\nthe bar, the giant thundered, \"Gimme a drink!\"\n\tThe terrified man handed over a bottle of whiskey, which the man\nguzzled in one gulp and then smashed on the bar.  He then stood aghast as\nthe man stuffed the broken bottle in his mouth, munched broken glass and\nsmacked his lips with relish.\n\t\"Can I, ah, uh, get you another, sir?\" the drifter stammered.\n\t\"Naw, I gotta git outa here, boy,\" the man grunted.  \"Big Mike\'s\na-comin\'.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19237,53,'\nLord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.\n\t\t-- Charles D\'Hericault\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19238,53,'\nLove thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.\n\t\t-- Louise Beal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19239,53,'\nLove your enemies: they\'ll go crazy trying to figure out what you\'re up to.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19240,53,'\nLove your neighbour, yet don\'t pull down your hedge.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19241,53,'\nLying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.\n\t\t-- Bergan Evans\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19242,53,'\nMake no little plans; they have no magic to stir men\'s blood.\n\t\t-- Daniel Hudson Burnham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19243,53,'\nMan belongs wherever he wants to go.\n\t\t-- Wernher von Braun\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19244,53,'\nMan has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.\n\t\t-- Fred Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19245,53,'\nMan has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19246,53,'\nMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19247,53,'\nMan is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon\nto act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19248,53,'\nMan is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the\nvictims he intends to eat until he eats them.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19249,53,'\nMan is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal\nthat is struck with the difference between what things are and what they\nought to be.\n\t\t-- William Hazlitt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19250,53,'\nMan usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it\nis an enemy.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19251,53,'\nMan\'s horizons are bounded by his vision.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19252,53,'\nMan\'s unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between\nthe desire to stand out and the need to blend in.\n\t\t-- Sydney J. Harris\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19253,53,'\nMany a family tree needs trimming.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19254,53,'\nMany a man that can\'t direct you to a corner drugstore will get a respectful\nhearing when age has further impaired his mind.\n\t\t-- Finley Peter Dunne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19255,53,'\nMany mental processes admit of being roughly measured.  For instance,\nthe degree to which people are bored, by counting the number of their\nfidgets. I not infrequently tried this method at the meetings of the\nRoyal Geographical Society, for even there dull memoirs are occasionally\nread.  [...]  The use of a watch attracts attention, so I reckon time\nby the number of my breathings, of which there are 15 in a minute.  They\nare not counted mentally, but are punctuated by pressing with 15 fingers\nsuccessively.  The counting is reserved for the fidgets.  These observations\nshould be confined to persons of middle age.  Children are rarely still,\nwhile elderly philosophers will sometimes remain rigid for minutes altogether.\n\t\t-- Francis Galton, 1909\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19256,53,'\nMany people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will\nrecommend that they do what they want to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19257,53,'\nMany people are secretly interested in life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19258,53,'\nMany people feel that if you won\'t let them make you happy, they\'ll make you\nsuffer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19259,53,'\nMany people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the\nbad things they haven\'t done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19260,53,'\nMany people resent being treated like the person they really are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19261,53,'\nMany receive advice, few profit by it.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19262,53,'\n\'Martyrdom\' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19263,53,'\nMay those that love us love us; and those that don\'t love us, may\nGod turn their hearts; and if he doesn\'t turn their hearts, may\nhe turn their ankles so we\'ll know them by their limping.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19264,53,'\nMay you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19265,53,'\nMaybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the\nearth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19266,53,'\n\"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19267,53,'\nMeekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19268,53,'\nMen ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our\npleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as well as our sorrows, pains, griefs\nand tears.  ...  It is the same thing which makes us mad or delirious,\ninspires us with dread and fear, whether by night or by day, brings us\nsleeplessness, inopportune mistakes, aimless anxieties, absent-mindedness\nand acts that are contrary to habit...\n\t\t-- Hippocrates \"The Sacred Disease\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19269,53,'\nMen use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to\nconceal their thoughts.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19270,53,'\nMillions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a\nrainy Sunday afternoon.\n\t\t-- Susan Ertz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19271,53,'\nMind your own business, then you don\'t mind mine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19272,53,'\nMix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it\'s lovely to be silly\nat the right moment.\n\t\t-- Horace\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19273,53,'\nModern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19274,53,'\nModesty is a vastly overrated virtue.\n\t\t-- J.K. Galbraith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19275,53,'\nMore are taken in by hope than by cunning.\n\t\t-- Vauvenargues\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19276,53,'\nMore people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.\n\t\t-- R.S. Surtees\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19277,53,'\nMost of our lives are about proving something, either to ourselves or to\nsomeone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19278,53,'\nMost of the fear that spoils our life comes from attacking difficulties\nbefore we get to them.\n\t\t-- Dr. Frank Crane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19279,53,'\nMost of your faults are not your fault.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19280,53,'\nMost people are too busy to have time for anything important.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19281,53,'\nMost people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and\nthey are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment\nto do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19282,53,'\nMost people can do without the essentials, but not without the luxuries.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19283,53,'\nMost people can\'t understand how others can blow their noses differently\nthan they do.\n\t\t-- Turgenev\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19284,53,'\nMost people deserve each other.\n\t\t-- Shirley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19285,53,'\nMost people feel that everyone is entitled to their opinion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19286,53,'\nMost people have a furious itch to talk about themselves and are restrained\nonly by the disinclination of others to listen.  Reserve is an artificial\nquality that is developed in most of us as the result of innumerable rebuffs.\n\t\t-- W.S. Maugham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19287,53,'\nMost people have a mind that\'s open by appointment only.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19288,53,'\nMost people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and\nthe real reason.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19289,53,'\nMost people in this society who aren\'t actively mad are, at best,\nreformed or potential lunatics.\n\t\t-- Susan Sontag\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19290,53,'\nMost people need some of their problems to help take their mind off\nsome of the others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19291,53,'\nMost people prefer certainty to truth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19292,53,'\nMother told me to be good but she\'s been wrong before.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19293,53,'\nMurder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot\ntalk about after dinner.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"The Picture of Dorian Gray\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19294,53,'\nMy brain is my second favorite organ.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19295,53,'\nMy method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.\nAnd then say it with the utmost levity.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19296,53,'\nMy mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly\nwith my legs.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19297,53,'\nMy opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19298,53,'\nMy own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people\'s.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19299,53,'\nMy philosophy is: Don\'t think.\n\t\t-- Charles Manson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19300,53,'\nNearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man\'s\ncharacter, give him power.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19301,53,'\nNeeds are a function of what other people have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19302,53,'\nNeither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19303,53,'\nNever argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19304,53,'\nNever argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19305,53,'\nNever ask the barber if you need a haircut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19306,53,'\nNever explain.  Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never\nbelieve you anyway.\n\t\t-- Elbert Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19307,53,'\nNever face facts; if you do you\'ll never get up in the morning.\n\t\t-- Marlo Thomas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19308,53,'\nNever forget what a man says to you when he is angry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19309,53,'\nNever frighten a small man -- he\'ll kill you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19310,53,'\nNever get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19311,53,'\nNever insult an alligator until you\'ve crossed the river.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19312,53,'\nNever kick a man, unless he\'s down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19313,53,'\nNever leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19314,53,'\nNever pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19315,53,'\nNever speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on\nthat subject.\n\t\t-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19316,53,'\nNever tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19317,53,'\nNever trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19318,53,'\nNever underestimate the power of human stupidity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19319,53,'\nNever, ever lie to someone you love unless you\'re absolutely sure they\'ll\nnever find out the truth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19320,53,'\nNezvannyi gost\'--khuzhe tatarina.\n\t[An uninvited guest is worse than the Mongol invasion]\n\t\t-- Russian proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19321,53,'\nNice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.\n\t\t-- Foghorn Leghorn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19322,53,'\nNo character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,\nhowever false.\n\t\t-- Alexander Hamilton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19323,53,'\nNo guest is so welcome in a friend\'s house that he will not become a\nnuisance after three days.\n\t\t-- Titus Maccius Plautus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19324,53,'\nNo man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19325,53,'\nNo man is useless who has a friend, and if we are loved we are indispensable.\n\t\t-- Robert Louis Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19326,53,'\nNo man would listen to you talk if he didn\'t know it was his turn next.\n\t\t-- E.W. Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19327,53,'\nNo matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19328,53,'\nNo one becomes depraved in a moment.\n\t\t-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19329,53,'\nNo one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he\'s a\ndirty little beast.\n\t\t-- W.S. Gilbert\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19330,53,'\nNo one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n\t\t-- Eleanor Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19331,53,'\nNo one can put you down without your full cooperation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19332,53,'\n\"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19333,53,'\nNo one knows what he can do till he tries.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19334,53,'\nNo one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.\n\t\t-- Quintus Ennius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19335,53,'\nNo one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the\none who\'s giving it.\n\t\t-- Hal Chadwick\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19336,53,'\nNo question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19337,53,'\nNo snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19338,53,'\nNo sooner said than done -- so acts your man of worth.\n\t\t-- Quintus Ennius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19339,53,'\nNobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19340,53,'\nNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.\n\t\t-- Kin Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19341,53,'\nNobody is one block of harmony.  We are all afraid of something, or feel\nlimited in something.  We all need somebody to talk to.  It would be good\nif we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk.  We\nshouldn\'t be so afraid, because most people really like this contact;\nthat you show you are vulnerable makes them free to be vulnerable too.\nIt\'s so much easier to be together when we drop our masks.\n\t\t-- Liv Ullman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19342,53,'\nNobody knows the trouble I\'ve been.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19343,53,'\nNobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears.\n\t\t-- Roy Harper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19344,53,'\nNobody wants constructive criticism.  It\'s all we can do to put up with\nconstructive praise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19345,53,'\nNothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19346,53,'\nNothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.\nConscience makes egotists of us all.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19347,53,'\nNothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at\nwhich the hearer is permitted to laugh.\n\t\t-- Quentin Crisp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19348,53,'\nO Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will\nnever change our minds.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19349,53,'\nObjects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than\nwhere they are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19350,53,'\nObstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19351,53,'\nOh this age!  How tasteless and ill-bred it is.\n\t\t-- Gaius Valerius Catullus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19352,53,'\nOh wearisome condition of humanity!\nBorn under one law, to another bound.\n\t\t-- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19353,53,'\n\"Oh, yes.  The important thing about having lots of things to  remember is\nthat you\'ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you\nsee?  You\'ve got to stop.  You haven\'t really been anywhere until you\'ve got\nback home.  I think that\'s what I mean.\"\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19354,53,'\nOld age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19355,53,'\nOld age is always fifteen years old than I am.\n\t\t-- B. Baruch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19356,53,'\nOld age is the harbor of all ills.\n\t\t-- Bion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19357,53,'\nOld age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.\n\t\t-- Trotsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19358,53,'\nOld age is too high a price to pay for maturity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19359,53,'\nOld men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their\ninability to set a bad example.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld, \"Maxims\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19360,53,'\nOn Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are\ncreated jerks.\n\t\t-- H. Allen Smith, \"Let the Crabgrass Grow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19361,53,'\nOne advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody\'s\nlistening.\n\t\t-- Franklin P. Jones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19362,53,'\nOne can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.\n\t\t-- Helen Keller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19363,53,'\nOne family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19364,53,'\nOne friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.\nFriendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought,\na rivalry of aim.\n\t\t-- Henry Brook Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19365,53,'\nOne is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.\n\t\t-- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19366,53,'\nOne is often kept in the right road by a rut.\n\t\t-- Gustave Droz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19367,53,'\nOne man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19368,53,'\nOne measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends\ncan discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.\n\t\t-- Clifton Fadiman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19369,53,'\nOne nice thing about egotists: they don\'t talk about other people.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19370,53,'\nOne of the large consolations for experiencing anything unpleasant is\nthe knowledge that one can communicate it.\n\t\t-- Joyce Carol Oates\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19371,53,'\nOne of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with\nZaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just\nto get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn\'t\nbe bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending\nto be so outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn\'t\nunderstand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.  He was\nreknowned for being quite clever and quite clearly was so -- but not all the\ntime, which obviously worried him, hence the act.  He preferred people to be\npuzzled rather than contemptuous.  This above all appeared to Trillian to be\ngenuinely stupid, but she could no longer be bothered to argue about.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19372,53,'\nOne of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they\nneed no answer.\n\t\t-- George Gordon, Lord Byron\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19373,53,'\nOne of the worst of my many faults is that I\'m too critical of myself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19374,53,'\nOne would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,\nbecause they bite.\n\t\t-- Vladimir Il\'ich Lenin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19375,53,'\nOnly a fool has no doubts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19376,53,'\nOnly a mediocre person is always at his best.\n\t\t-- Laurence Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19377,53,'\nOnly fools are quoted.\n\t\t-- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19378,53,'\nOnly kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right\nto use the editorial \"we\".\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19379,53,'\nOnly someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an\nelephant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19380,53,'\nOnly the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.\n\t\t-- Hannah Arendt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19381,53,'\nOnly two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is\nparanoid and the other one is out to get him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19382,53,'\nOptimism is the content of small men in high places.\n\t\t-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, \"The Crack Up\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19383,53,'\nOriginal thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born\nto people you could not have possibly met.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Social Studies\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19384,53,'\nOthers can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19385,53,'\nOthers will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19386,53,'\nOut of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made.\n\t\t-- Immanuel Kant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19387,53,'\nParanoia doesn\'t mean the whole world isn\'t out to get you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19388,53,'\nParanoia is heightened awareness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19389,53,'\nParanoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19390,53,'\nParanoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19391,53,'\nParanoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy\nto criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n\t\t-- D.J. Hicks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19392,53,'\nPassionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.\n\t\t-- Eric Hoffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19393,53,'\nPatience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19394,53,'\nPelorat sighed.\n\t\"I will never understand people.\"\n\t\"There\'s nothing to it.  All you have to do is take a close look\nat yourself and you will understand everyone else.  How would Seldon have\nworked out his Plan -- and I don\'t care how subtle his mathematics was --\nif he didn\'t understand people; and how could he have done that if people\nweren\'t easy to understand?  You show me someone who can\'t understand\npeople and I\'ll show you someone who has built up a false image of himself\n-- no offense intended.\"\n\t\t-- Asimov, \"Foundation\'s Edge\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19395,53,'\nPeople (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of\nattention) have often been likened to snowflakes.  This analogy is meant to\nsuggest that each is unique -- no two alike.  This is quite patently not the\ncase.  People ... are simply a dime a dozen.  And, I hasten to add, their\nonly similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariable and lamentable\ntendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Social Studies\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19396,53,'\nPeople are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19397,53,'\nPeople are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19398,53,'\nPeople don\'t change; they only become more so.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19399,53,'\nPeople don\'t usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three\ntimes, four time, five times...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19400,53,'\nPeople love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.\n\t\t-- The Best of Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19401,53,'\nPeople need good lies.  There are too many bad ones.\n\t\t-- Bokonon, \"Cat\'s Cradle\" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19402,53,'\nPeople often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the\nfuture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19403,53,'\nPeople respond to people who respond.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19404,53,'\nPeople say I live in my own little fantasy world... well, at least they\n*know* me there!\n\t\t-- D.L. Roth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19405,53,'\nPeople seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people\nhave been left out on the pleasure.\n\t\t-- Russell Baker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19406,53,'\nPeople tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19407,53,'\nPeople who claim they don\'t let little things bother them have never\nslept in a room with a single mosquito.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19408,53,'\nPeople who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.\n\t\t-- Abigail Van Buren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19409,53,'\nPeople who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking\nadvantage of them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19410,53,'\nPeople who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven\'t\nwhat they want that they don\'t want it.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19411,53,'\nPeople who make no mistakes do not usually make anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19412,53,'\nPeople who push both buttons should get their wish.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19413,53,'\nPeople who take cat naps don\'t usually sleep in a cat\'s cradle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19414,53,'\nPeople who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19415,53,'\nPeople who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19416,53,'\nPeople will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin\nFranklin said it first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19417,53,'\nPeople will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they\ndid yesterday.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19418,53,'\nPeople with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19419,53,'\nPerhaps the world\'s second worst crime is boredom.  The first is being a bore.\n\t\t-- Cecil Beaton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19420,53,'\nPersonifiers of the world, unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!\n\t\t-- Bernadette Bosky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19421,53,'\nPlease don\'t put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something\nfor you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19422,53,'\nPlease don\'t recommend me to your friends-- it\'s difficult enough to\ncope with you alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19423,53,'\nPlease forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which\nside I\'m on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19424,53,'\nPractically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.\n\t\t-- Mary Poppins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19425,53,'\nPretend to spank me -- I\'m a pseudo-masochist!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19426,53,'\nProgress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their\nminds cannot change anything.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19427,53,'\nPut your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19428,53,'\nPut your trust in those who are worthy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19429,53,'\nQuestions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19430,53,'\n\"Quite frankly, I don\'t like you humans.  After what you all have done,\nI find being \'inhuman\' a compliment.\"\n\t\t-- Spider Robinson, \"Callahan\'s Secret\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19431,53,'\nRarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19432,53,'\nRelations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven\'t the remotest\nknowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"The Importance of Being Earnest\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19433,53,'\n... relaxed in the manner of a man who has no need to put up a front of\nany kind.\n\t\t-- John Ball, \"Mark One: the Dummy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19434,53,'\nRemember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.\n\t\t-- Dave Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19435,53,'\nRevenge is a form of nostalgia.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19436,53,'\nRevenge is a meal best served cold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19437,53,'\n\t\"Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing\nwhat you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt\nsomebody else. He even told you he\'d be hurt if...\"\n\t\"He was going to suck my blood!\"\n\t\"Which is what we do to anyone when we tell them we\'ll be hurt\nif they don\'t live our way.\"\n...\n\t\"The thing that puzzles you,\" he said, \"is an accepted saying that\nhappens to be impossible.  The phrase is hurt somebody else.  We choose,\nourselves, to be hurt or not to be hurt, no matter what.  Us who decides.\nNobody else.  My vampire told you he\'d be hurt if you didn\'t let him?  That\'s\nhis decision to be hurt, that\'s his choice.  What you do about it is your\ndecision, your choice: give him blood; ignore him; tie him up; drive a stake\nthrough his heart.  If he doesn\'t want the holly stake, he\'s free to resist,\nin whatever way he wants.  It goes on and on, choices, choices.\"\n\t\"When you look at it that way...\"\n\t\"Listen,\" he said, \"it\'s important.  We are all.  Free.  To do.\nWhatever.  We want.  To do.\"\n\t\t-- Richard Bach, \"Illusions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19438,53,'\nRincewind looked down at him and grinned slowly.  It was a wide, manic, and\nutterly humourless rictus.  It was the sort of grin that is normally\naccompanied by small riverside birds wandering in and out, picking scraps\nout of the teeth.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Lure of the Wyrm\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19439,53,'\nRudeness is a weak man\'s imitation of strength.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19440,53,'\nSaints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.\n\t\t-- George Orwell, \"Reflections on Gandhi\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19441,53,'\nSanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19442,53,'\nSanity is the trademark of a weak mind.\n\t\t-- Mark Harrold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19443,53,'\nSay no, then negotiate.\n\t\t-- Helga\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19444,53,'\nSay something you\'ll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19445,53,'\nScenery is here, wish you were beautiful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19446,53,'\nSchizophrenia beats being alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19447,53,'\nScrew up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19448,53,'\n\"See - the thing is - I\'m an absolutist.  I mean, kind of ... in a way ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19449,53,'\nSentimentality -- that\'s what we call the sentiment we don\'t share.\n\t\t-- Graham Greene\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19450,53,'\nSerenity through viciousness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19451,53,'\nShall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a\nlittle kinder than is necessary?\n\t\t-- J.M. Barrie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19452,53,'\nShame is an improper emotion invented by pietists to oppress the human race.\n\t\t-- Robert Preston, Toddy, \"Victor/Victoria\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19453,53,'\nShe often gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it).\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19454,53,'\nShort people get rained on last.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19455,53,'\nShow your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19456,53,'\nSin boldly.\n\t\t-- Martin Luther\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19457,53,'\nSin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19458,53,'\nSin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily.  All other \"sins\" are\ninvented nonsense.  (Hurting yourself is not sinful -- just stupid).\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19459,53,'\nSince we have to speak well of the dead, let\'s knock them while they\'re alive.\n\t\t-- John Sloan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19460,53,'\nSince we\'re all here, we must not be all there.\n\t\t-- Bob \"Mountain\" Beck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19461,53,'\nSinners can repent, but stupid is forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19462,53,'\nSo far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good: so far\nas we do evil or good, we are human: and it is better, in a paradoxical\nway, to do evil than to do nothing: at least we exist.\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, essay on Baudelaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19463,53,'\nSo live that you wouldn\'t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the\ntown gossip.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19464,53,'\nSome don\'t prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19465,53,'\nSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men\nhave mediocrity thrust upon them.\n\t\t-- Joseph Heller, \"Catch-22\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19466,53,'\nSome men are discovered; others are found out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19467,53,'\nSome men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear\nlest she should catch a cold on overexposure.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19468,53,'\nSome of the things that live the longest in peoples\' memories never\nreally happened.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19469,53,'\nSome people around here wouldn\'t recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19470,53,'\nSome people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19471,53,'\nSome people have a way about them that seems to say: \"If I have\nonly one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19472,53,'\nSome people have parts that are so private they themselves have no\nknowledge of them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19473,53,'\nSome people\'s mouths work faster than their brains.  They say things they\nhaven\'t even thought of yet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19474,53,'\nSome rise by sin and some by virtue fall.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19475,53,'\nSomeone will try to honk your nose today.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19476,53,'\nSomething better...\n\n 1 (obvious): Excuse me.  Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?\n 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover.  She\'s going to blow.\n 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore \n\tsomething larger.  Like ... Wyoming.\n 4 (personal): Well, here we are.  Just the three of us.\n 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen.  Your nose was on time but you were fifteen\n\tminutes late.\n 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you.  Gosh.  To be able to smell your\n\town ear.\n 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir.  Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn\'t\n\tmind putting that thing away.\n 8 (philosophical): You know.  It\'s not the size of a nose that\'s important.\n\tIt\'s what\'s in it that matters.\n 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Sneeze and it\'s goodbye,\n\tSeattle.\n10 (commercial): Hi, I\'m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.\n11 (polite): Ah.  Would you mind not bobbing your head.  The orchestra keeps\n\tchanging tempo.\n12 (melodic): Everybody! \"He\'s got the whole world in his nose.\"\n\t\t-- Steve Martin, \"Roxanne\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19477,53,'\nSomething better...\n\n13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened?  Did your parents lose a bet with God?\n14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to\n\tperch on.\n15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?\n16 (obscure): Oh, I\'d hate to see the grindstone.\n17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?\n18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you\n\tleave.\n19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.\n20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn\'t He.\n21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair?\n22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine!\n23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the\n\tcoffee ... in Brazil.\n24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original.  Most people just have their teeth\n\tcapped.\n25 (dirty): Your name wouldn\'t be Dick, would it?\n\t\t-- Steve Martin, \"Roxanne\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19478,53,'\nSomething unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19479,53,'\nSometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and\nthe party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the\nworld.\n\t\t-- Robert Stone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19480,53,'\nSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19481,53,'\nSometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone\nelse is driving.\n\t\t-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19482,53,'\nSpeak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19483,53,'\nSpeak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.\n\t\t-- Dave Millman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19484,53,'\nStart every day off with a smile and get it over with.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19485,53,'\nStart the day with a smile.  After that you can be your nasty old self again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19486,53,'\nStay together, drag each other down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19487,53,'\nStill looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.  Say, do you\nhave a map to the next joint?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19488,53,'\nStupidity got us into this mess -- why can\'t it get us out?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19489,53,'\nStupidity is its own reward.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19490,53,'\nStyle may not be the answer, but at least it\'s a workable alternative.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19491,53,'\nSubtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way\nbefore it is understood.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19492,53,'\nSuccess is a journey, not a destination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19493,53,'\nSuccess is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19494,53,'\nSuccess is in the minds of Fools.\n\t\t-- William Wrenshaw, 1578\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19495,53,'\nSuccess is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, \"The Family Reunion\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19496,53,'\nSuccumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19497,53,'\nSuch a fine first dream!\nBut they laughed at me; they said\nI had made it up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19498,53,'\nSuicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19499,53,'\nSuicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.\n\t\t-- Donald Kaul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19500,53,'\nSupport your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19501,53,'\nSure he\'s sharp as a razor ... he\'s a two-dimensional pinhead!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19502,53,'\nSurly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19503,53,'\nTact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far.\n\t\t-- Jean Cocteau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19504,53,'\nTact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a\nhole in his head.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19505,53,'\nTact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19506,53,'\nTake a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he\nraises to spout.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19507,53,'\nTalk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19508,53,'\nTalk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.\n\t\t-- Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19509,53,'\nTalking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19510,53,'\nTart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than\na gallon of vinegar.\n\t\t-- B. Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19511,53,'\nTell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he\'ll believe you.\nTell him a bench has wet paint on it and he\'ll have to touch to be sure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19512,53,'\nTell me what to think!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19513,53,'\nTelling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting\na falsehood, isn\'t it?\n\t\t-- A. Hope\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19514,53,'\n\"That boy\'s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver\"\n\t\t-- Foghorn Leghorn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19515,53,'\nThat must be wonderful: I don\'t understand it at all.\n\t\t-- Moliere\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19516,53,'\nThat which is not good for the swarm, neither is it good for the bee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19517,53,'\nThat\'s always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks\nyou\'re crazy.\n\t\t-- Evelyn E. Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19518,53,'\nThe adjuration to be \"normal\" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither\nhope nor comfort in sinking to that low level.  I think it is ignorance that\nmakes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain\nundismayed at the proximity of \"normal\" to average and mediocre.  For surely\nanyone who achieves anything is, essentially, abnormal.\n\t\t-- Dr. Karl Menninger, \"The Human Mind\", 1930\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19519,53,'\nThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that\nhe is already degraded.\n\t\t-- George Orwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19520,53,'\nThe angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.\n\t\t-- Albertano of Brescia\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19521,53,'\nThe average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19522,53,'\nThe average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in\nthe morning feeling just terrible.\n\t\t-- Jean Kerr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19523,53,'\nThe best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.\n\t\t-- Blair\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19524,53,'\nThe best portion of a good man\'s life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts\nof kindness and love.\n\t\t-- Wordsworth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19525,53,'\nThe best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and\nfellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are\ndrifting side by side to our common doom.\n\t\t-- Clarence Darrow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19526,53,'\nThe best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19527,53,'\nThe best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19528,53,'\nThe best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19529,53,'\nThe bigger they are, the harder they hit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19530,53,'\nThe biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19531,53,'\nThe bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19532,53,'\nThe brotherhood of man is not a mere poet\'s dream; it is a most depressing\nand humiliating reality.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19533,53,'\nThe correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: \"Of course it is none\nof my business, but --\" is to place a period after the word \"but.\"  Don\'t use\nexcessive force in supplying such a moron with a period.  Cutting his throat\nis only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19534,53,'\nThe difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19535,53,'\nThe difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is\nthinking everyone is out to get you.  That\'s normal -- they are.  Paranoia\nis thinking that they\'re conspiring.\n\t\t-- J. Kegler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19536,53,'\nThe difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19537,53,'\nThe difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following:\nSentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a\nrabbit on the road.  Being sentimental is when the same driver, when\nswerving away from the rabbit hits a pedestrian.\n\t\t-- Frank Herbert, \"The White Plague\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19538,53,'\nThe discerning person is always at a disadvantage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19539,53,'\nThe distinction between true and false appears to become increasingly\nblurred by... the pollution of the language.\n\t\t-- Arne Tiselius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19540,53,'\nThe end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19541,53,'\nThe forest is safe because a lion lives therein and the lion is safe because\nit lives in a forest.  Likewise the friendship of persons rests on mutual help.\n\t\t-- Laukikanyay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19542,53,'\nThe full potentialities of human fury cannot be reached until a friend\nof both parties tactfully interferes.\n\t\t-- G.K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19543,53,'\nThe Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it\nis your move.\n\t\t-- Frank Crane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19544,53,'\nThe great merit of society is to make one appreciate solitude.\n\t\t-- Charles Chincholles, \"Reflections on the Art of Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19545,53,'\nThe great secret in life ... [is] not to open your letters for a fortnight.\nAt the expiration of that period you will find that nearly all of them have\nanswered themselves.\n\t\t-- Arthur Binstead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19546,53,'\nThe greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19547,53,'\nThe greatest remedy for anger is delay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19548,53,'\nThe hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of\nrelatives on the train for home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19549,53,'\nThe hatred of relatives is the most violent.\n\t\t-- Tacitus (c.55 - c.117)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19550,53,'\n... the heat come \'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19551,53,'\nThe help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19552,53,'\nThe heroic hours of life do not announce their presence by drum and trumpet,\nchallenging us to be true to ourselves by appeals to the martial spirit that\nkeeps the blood at heat.  Some little, unassuming, unobtrusive choice presents\nitself before us slyly and craftily, glib and insinuating, in the modest garb\nof innocence.  To yield to its blandishments is so easy.  The wrong, it seems,\nis venial...  Then it is that you will be summoned to show the courage of\nadventurous youth.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Cardozo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19553,53,'\nThe human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange\nprotein -- it rejects it.\n\t\t-- P. Medawar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19554,53,'\nThe human race never solves any of its problems.  It merely outlives them.\n\t\t-- David Gerrold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19555,53,'\nThe idle mind knows not what it is it wants.\n\t\t-- Quintus Ennius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19556,53,'\nThe important thing is not to stop questioning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19557,53,'\nThe kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from\na safe place.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19558,53,'\nThe knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable.\n\t\t-- Irving Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19559,53,'\nThe last time I saw him he was walking down Lover\'s Lane holding his own hand.\n\t\t-- Fred Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19560,53,'\nThe Least Successful Defrosting Device\n\tThe all-time record here is held by Mr. Peter Rowlands of Lancaster\nwhose lips became frozen to his lock in 1979 while blowing warm air on it.\n\t\"I got down on my knees to breathe into the lock.  Somehow my lips\ngot stuck fast.\"\n\tWhile he was in the posture, an old lady passed an inquired if he\nwas all right.  \"Alra?  Igmmlptk\", he replied at which point she ran away.\n\t\"I tried to tell her what had happened, but it came out sort of...\nmuffled,\" explained Mr. Rowlands, a pottery designer.\n\tHe was trapped for twenty minutes (\"I felt a bit foolish\") until\nconstant hot breathing brought freedom.  He was subsequently nicknamed \"Hot\nLips\".\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19561,53,'\nThe Lord prefers common-looking people.  That is the reason that He makes\nso many of them.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19562,53,'\nThe louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19563,53,'\nThe major advances in civilization are processes that all but wreck the\nsocieties in which they occur.\n\t\t-- A.N. Whitehead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19564,53,'\nThe man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.\n\t\t-- H.G. Wells, \"Time After Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19565,53,'\nThe meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two\nchemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.\n\t\t-- Carl Jung\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19566,53,'\nThe minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19567,53,'\nThe mirror sees the man as beautiful, the mirror loves the man; another\nmirror sees the man as frightful and hates him; and it is always the same\nbeing who produces the impressions.\n\t\t-- Marquis D.A.F. de Sade\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19568,53,'\nThe more I know men the more I like my horse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19569,53,'\nThe more I see of men the more I admire dogs.\n\t\t-- Mme De Sevigne, 1626-1696\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19570,53,'\nThe more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19571,53,'\nThe most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does\nnot approach what your best friends say behind your back.\n\t\t-- Alfred De Musset\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19572,53,'\nThe most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19573,53,'\nThe nice thing about egotists is that they don\'t talk about other people.\n\t\t-- Lucille S. Harper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19574,53,'\nThe odds are a million to one against your being one in a million.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19575,53,'\nThe older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19576,53,'\nThe older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age\nbrings wisdom.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19577,53,'\nThe only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint\nhas a past and every sinner has a future.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19578,53,'\nThe only really decent thing to do behind a person\'s back is pat it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19579,53,'\nThe only rose without thorns is friendship.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19580,53,'\nThe only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.  It is never any\nuse to oneself.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19581,53,'\nThe only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge\nand guilt.\n\t\t-- Elvis Costello\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19582,53,'\nThe only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19583,53,'\nThe only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19584,53,'\nThe opposite of talking isn\'t listening.  The opposite of talking is waiting.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Social Studies\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19585,53,'\nThe part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called \"Me\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19586,53,'\nThe people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible\nenough to give none.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19587,53,'\nThe perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly -- not just\nwhen you occasionally are that way, but also when you waver, when you\nforget yourself, act like less than you are. In time, you become more\nlike his vision of you -- which is the person you have always wanted to be.\n\t\t-- Nancy Friday\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19588,53,'\nThe point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad\ntrying to stop yourself going mad.  You might just as well give in and\nsave your sanity for later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19589,53,'\n... the privileged being which we call human is distinguished from\nother animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in\ncharity we can only call \"inhuman.\"\n\t\t-- R. A. Lafferty\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19590,53,'\nThe probability of someone watching you is proportional to the\nstupidity of your action.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19591,53,'\nThe problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can\nbe pretty sure they\'re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.\n\t\t-- Elizabeth Taylor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19592,53,'\nThe propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper\nthoughts about their neighbours.\n\t\t-- F.H. Bradley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19593,53,'\nThe reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one\npersists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore all progress\ndepends on the unreasonable man.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19594,53,'\nThe right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.  This\nmeans that only left handed people are in their right mind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19595,53,'\n\"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19596,53,'\nThe second best policy is dishonesty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19597,53,'\nThe secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19598,53,'\nThe shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.\n\t\t-- Marcus Tullius Cicero\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19599,53,'\nThe strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19600,53,'\nThe strong individual loves the earth so much he lusts for recurrence.  He\ncan smile in the face of the most terrible thought: meaningless, aimless\nexistence recurring eternally.  The second characteristic of such a man is\nthat he has the strength to recognise -- and to live with the recognition --\nthat the world is valueless in itself and that all values are human ones.\nHe creates himself by fashoning his own values; he has the pride to live\nby the values he wills.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19601,53,'\nThe sudden sight of me causes panic in the streets. They have yet to learn\n-- only the savage fears what he does not understand.\n\t\t-- The Silver Surfer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19602,53,'\nThe surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher\nesteem those who think alike than those who think differently.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19603,53,'\nThe things that interest people most are usually none of their business.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19604,53,'\nThe three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?\n2. Is it amusing?  3. Does it know its place?\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Metropolitan Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19605,53,'\nThe trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds\nthe other fellow of a dull one.\n\t\t-- Sid Caesar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19606,53,'\nThe truth about a man lies first and foremost in what he hides.\n\t\t-- Andre Malraux\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19607,53,'\nThe very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19608,53,'\nThe way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.\n\t\t-- Nathaniel Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19609,53,'\nThe way some people find fault, you\'d think there was some kind of reward.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19610,53,'\nThe way to a man\'s heart is through the left ventricle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19611,53,'\nThe wise man seeks everything in himself; the ignorant man tries to get\neverything from somebody else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19612,53,'\nThe wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19613,53,'\nThe wonderful thing about a dancing bear is not how well he dances,\nbut that he dances at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19614,53,'\nThe world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an\nopen doorway with an open mind.\n\t\t-- E.B. White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19615,53,'\nThe world needs more people like us and fewer like them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19616,53,'\nThe worst cliques are those which consist of one man.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19617,53,'\nThe worst is not so long as we can say \"This is the worst.\"\n\t\t-- King Lear\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19618,53,'\nThe worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.\n\t\t-- Bette Midler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19619,53,'\nThe worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them,\nbut to be indifferent to them; that\'s the essence of inhumanity.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19620,53,'\nThe worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.\n\t\t-- William Butler Yeats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19621,53,'\nThe worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and\nnot give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering if something could\nhave materialized -- and never knowing.\n\t\t-- David Viscott\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19622,53,'\n\tThen there\'s the story of the man who avoided reality for 70 years\nwith drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, movies, records, a hobby, lots of\nsleep...  And on his 80th birthday died without ever having faced any of\nhis real problems.\n\tThe man\'s younger brother, who had been facing reality and all his\nproblems for 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous breakdowns, tics, tension,\nheadaches, worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry at his brother for having\ngotten away scott free that he had a paralyzing stroke.\n\tThe moral to this story is that there ain\'t no justice that we can\nstand to live with.\n\t\t-- R. Geis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19623,53,'\nThere are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure\nto be thought so.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19624,53,'\nThere are many people today who literally do not have a close personal\nfriend.  They may know something that we don\'t.  They are probably\navoiding a great deal of pain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19625,53,'\nThere are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing.\n\t\t-- Eugene Ionesco\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19626,53,'\nThere are no emotional victims, only volunteers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19627,53,'\nThere are no great men, buster.  There are only men.\n\t\t-- Elaine Stewart, \"The Bad and the Beautiful\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19628,53,'\nThere are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced\nby circumstances to meet.\n\t\t-- Admiral William Halsey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19629,53,'\nThere are only two kinds of men -- the dead and the deadly.\n\t\t-- Helen Rowland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19630,53,'\nThere are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can\'t tell the\ntruth without lying.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19631,53,'\nThere are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good\nsleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19632,53,'\nThere comes a time to stop being angry.\n\t\t-- A Small Circle of Friends\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19633,53,'\nThere is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery is, if not an antidote,\nat least an alleviation.  If you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.\n\t--Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19634,53,'\nThere is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it\nhas not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19635,53,'\nThere is brutality and there is honesty.  There is no such thing as brutal\nhonesty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19636,53,'\nThere is no delight the equal of dread.  As long as it is somebody else\'s.\n\t\t--Clive Barker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19637,53,'\nThere is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19638,53,'\nThere is no statute of limitations on stupidity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19639,53,'\nThere is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19640,53,'\nThere is no such thing as inner peace.  There is only nervousness or death.\nAny attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Metropolitan Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19641,53,'\nThere is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.\n\t\t-- Gaius Valerius Catullus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19642,53,'\nThere is nothing stranger in a strange land than the stranger who comes\nto visit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19643,53,'\nThere is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings,\nand that word is blackmail.\n\t\t-- Colm Brogan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19644,53,'\nThere may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly\ndivide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19645,53,'\nThere\'s a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it\'s not a fence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19646,53,'\nThere\'s a lot to be said for not saying a lot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19647,53,'\nThere\'s no saint like a reformed sinner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19648,53,'\nThere\'s no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19649,53,'\nTherefore it is necessary to learn how not to be good, and to use\nthis knowledge and not use it, according to the necessity of the cause.\n\t\t-- Machiavelli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19650,53,'\nThey also serve who only stand and wait.\n\t\t-- John Milton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19651,53,'\nThey are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see\nnothing but sea.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19652,53,'\n\"They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19653,53,'\nThey\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19654,53,'\n\"They\'re unfriendly, which is fortunate, really.  They\'d be difficult to like.\"\n\t\t-- Avon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19655,53,'\nThinking you know something is a sure way to blind yourself.\n\t\t-- Frank Herbert, \"Chapterhouse: Dune\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19656,53,'\nThis generation doesn\'t have emotional baggage.  We have emotional moving vans.\n\t\t-- Bruce Feirstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19657,53,'\nThis sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother\'s\nside.  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little\nelse to sustain them.  Humoring them costs nothing and adds happiness in\na world in which happiness is always in short supply.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19658,53,'\nThose of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19659,53,'\nThose who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have\nlearned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.\n\t\t-- W.S. Krabill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19660,53,'\nThose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.\n\t\t-- George Santayana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19661,53,'\nThose who don\'t know, talk.  Those who don\'t talk, know.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19662,53,'\nThose who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19663,53,'\nTo any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19664,53,'\nTo be great is to be misunderstood.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19665,53,'\nTo be is to be related.\n\t\t-- C.J. Keyser.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19666,53,'\nTo be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19667,53,'\nTo be who one is, is not to be someone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19668,53,'\nTo be wise, the only thing you really need to know is when to say\n\"I don\'t know.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19669,53,'\nTo believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for\nyou in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19670,53,'\nTo criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize\nthe competent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19671,53,'\nTo doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient\nsolutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection.\n\t\t-- H. Poincar\'\be\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19672,53,'\nTo find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.\n\t\t-- Norman Douglas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19673,53,'\nTo keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19674,53,'\nTo laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19675,53,'\nTo make an enemy, do someone a favor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19676,53,'\nTo refuse praise is to seek praise twice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19677,53,'\nTo stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn\nold falsehoods.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough For Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19678,53,'\nTo understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what\nhe has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19679,53,'\nToo clever is dumb.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19680,53,'\nTroglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19681,53,'\nTruly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.\n\t\t-- Henrik Tikkanen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19682,53,'\nTry to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19683,53,'\nTry to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19684,53,'\nTrying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.\n\t\t-- Alan Watts\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19685,53,'\nUh-oh -- I\'ve let the cat out of the bag.  Let me, then, straightforwardly\nstate the thesis I shall now elaborate: Making variations on a theme is\nreally the crux of creativity.\n\t\t-- Douglas R. Hofstadter, \"Metamagical Themas\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19686,53,'\nUnless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.\n\t\t-- e.e. cummings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19687,53,'\nVila: \"I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.\"\n\nOrac: \"It is unlikely.  I would predict there are far greater mistakes\n      waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19688,53,'\nViolence stinks, no matter which end of it you\'re on.  But now and then\nthere\'s nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a\nfrying pan.  Sometimes people are just begging for that frypan, and if we\nweaken for a moment and honor their request, we should regard it as\nimpulsive philanthropy, which we aren\'t in any position to afford, but\nshouldn\'t regret it too loudly lest we spoil the purity of the deed.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19689,53,'\nVirtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness\nto make it when necessary.\n\t\t-- Frederick Dunn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19690,53,'\nVirtue is its own punishment.\n\t\t-- Denniston\n\nRighteous people terrify me ... virtue is its own punishment.\n\t\t-- Aneurin Bevan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19691,53,'\nVirtue is not left to stand alone.  He who practices it will have neighbors.\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19692,53,'\nVirtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19693,53,'\nVisits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure.\n\t\t-- Edouard Le Berquier, \"Pensees des Autres\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19694,53,'\nWaking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.\nFor a first offense, that is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19695,53,'\nWalk softly and carry a BFG-9000.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19696,53,'\nWalk softly and carry a big stick.\n\t\t-- Theodore Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19697,53,'\nWalk softly and carry a megawatt laser.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19698,53,'\nWe all dream of being the darling of everybody\'s darling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19699,53,'\nWe all know that no one understands anything that isn\'t funny.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19700,53,'\nWe all live under the same sky, but we don\'t all have the same horizon.\n\t\t-- Dr. Konrad Adenauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19701,53,'\nWe are all born mad.  Some remain so.\n\t\t-- Samuel Beckett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19702,53,'\nWe are all dying -- and we\'re gonna be dead for a long time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19703,53,'\nWe are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19704,53,'\nWe are all so much together and yet we are all dying of loneliness.\n\t\t-- A. Schweitzer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19705,53,'\nWe are anthill men upon an anthill world.\n\t\t-- Ray Bradbury\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19706,53,'\nWe ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.\n\t\t-- Whole Earth Catalog\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19707,53,'\nWe are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19708,53,'\nWe are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we are loved in\nspite of what we are.\n\t\t-- Victor Hugo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19709,53,'\nWe are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same.\n\t\t-- Jonathon Swift\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19710,53,'\nWe are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry and share a\nspectrum of suns and lands that lends us legends as we craft our immortality\nand interweave our destinies of water and air, leaving shadows that gather\ncolor of their own, until they outshine the substance that cast them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19711,53,'\nWe give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.\n\t\t-- La Rochefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19712,53,'\nWe have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the\nmachinations of the wicked.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19713,53,'\nWe lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.\n\t-- Eric Hoffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19714,53,'\nWe may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect\ntheir good judgement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19715,53,'\nWe only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are\nfree from great ones.\n\t\t-- La Rouchefoucauld\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19716,53,'\nWe prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the\noriginality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has\nforgotten its source.\n\t\t-- Clifton Fadiman, \"Any Number Can Play\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19717,53,'\nWe prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19718,53,'\nWe promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19719,53,'\nWe read to say that we have read.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19720,53,'\nWe really don\'t have any enemies.  It\'s just that some of our best\nfriends are trying to kill us.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19721,53,'\nWe secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.\n\t\t-- Thucydides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19722,53,'\nWe seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.\n\t\t-- Jean de la Bruyere\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19723,53,'\nWe thrive on euphemism.  We call multi-megaton bombs \"Peace-keepers\", closet\nsize apartments \"efficient\" and incomprehensible artworks \"innovative\".  In\nfact, \"euphemism\" has become a euphemism for \"bald-faced lie\".  And now, here\nare the euphemisms so colorfully employed in Personal Ads:\n\nEUPHEMISM\t\t\tREALITY\n-------------------\t\t-------------------------\nExcited about life\'s journey\tNo concept of reality\nSpiritually evolved\t\tOversensitive\nMoody\t\t\t\tManic-depressive\nSoulful\t\t\t\tQuiet manic-depressive\nPoet\t\t\t\tBoring manic-depressive\nSultry/Sensual\t\t\tEasy\nUninhibited\t\t\tLacking basic social skills\nUnaffected and earthy\t\tSlob and lacking basic social skills\nIrreverent\t\t\tNasty and lacking basic social skills\nVery human\t\t\tQuasimodo\'s best friend\nSwarthy\t\t\t\tSweaty even when cold or standing still\nSpontaneous/Eclectic\t\tScatterbrained\nFlexible\t\t\tDesperate\nAging child\t\t\tSelf-centered adult\nYouthful\t\t\tOver 40 and trying to deny it\nGood sense of humor\t\tWatches a lot of television\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19724,53,'\nWell, I\'m disenchanted too.  We\'re all disenchanted.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19725,53,'\nWere it not for the presence of the unwashed and the half-educated, the\nformless, queer and incomplete, the unreasonable and absurd, the infinite\nshapes of the delightful human tadpole, the horizon would not wear so wide\na grin.\n\t\t-- F.M. Colby, \"Imaginary Obligations\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19726,53,'\nWhat do I consider a reasonable person to be?  I\'d say a reasonable person\nis one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes\nthat into account when dealing with others.  Implicit in this definition is\nthe belief that it is the right and the responsibility of each person to\nlive his or her own life as he or she sees fit, to respect this right in\nothers, and to demand the assumption of this responsibility by others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19727,53,'\nWhat good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?\n\t\t-- Ashleigh Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19728,53,'\n\tWhat is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional\nchemistry, so far unexplained by any school of psychiatry I am aware of, that\nconditions nothing so simple as a choice between the poles of attraction and\nrepulsion.  You can meet some people thirty, forty times down the years, and\nthey remain amiable bystanders, like the shore lights of towns that a sailor\npasses at stated times but never calls at on the regular run.  Conversely,\nall considerations of sex aside, you can meet some other people once or twice\nand they remain permanent influences on your life.\n\tEveryone is aware of this discrepancy between the acquaintance seen\nas familiar wallpaper or instant friend.  The chemical action it entails is\nless worth analyzing than enjoying.  At any rate, these six pieces are about\nmen with whom I felt an immediate sympat - to use a coining of Max Beerbohm\'s\nmore satisfactory to me than the opaque vogue word \"empathy\".\n\t\t-- Alistair Cooke, \"Six Men\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19729,53,'\nWhat is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity.  We are all formed\nof frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other\'s folly -- that\nis the first law of nature.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19730,53,'\nWhat makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think\nthemselves cleverer than we are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19731,53,'\nWhat on earth would a man do with himself if something did not stand in his way?\n\t\t-- H.G. Wells\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19732,53,'\nWhat upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no\nlonger believe you.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19733,53,'\nWhat we see depends on mainly what we look for.\n\t\t-- John Lubbock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19734,53,'\nWhat you see is from outside yourself, and may come, or not, but is beyond\nyour control.  But your fear is yours, and yours alone, like your voice, or\nyour fingers, or your memory, and therefore yours to control.  If you feel\npowerless over your fear, you have not yet admitted that it is yours, to do\nwith as you will.\n\t\t-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, \"Stormqueen\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19735,53,'\nWhat\'s the matter with the world?  Why, there ain\'t but one thing wrong\nwith every one of us -- and that\'s \"selfishness.\"\n\t\t-- The Best of Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19736,53,'\nWhat\'s this stuff about people being \"released on their own recognizance\"?\nAren\'t we all out on our own recognizance?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19737,53,'\nWhat, after all, is a halo?  It\'s only one more thing to keep clean.\n\t\t-- Christopher Fry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19738,53,'\nWhatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like\nother people.\n\t\t-- James Russell Lowell, \"My Study Windows\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19739,53,'\nWhatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19740,53,'\nWhen a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his\nmind wonderfully.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19741,53,'\nWhen a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years\nago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind\nwith changing conditions.  When a man you don\'t like does it, he is a\nliar who has broken his promises.\n\t\t-- Franklin Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19742,53,'\nWhen all other means of communication fail, try words.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19743,53,'\nWhen among apes, one must play the ape.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19744,53,'\nWhen God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19745,53,'\nWhen in doubt, do it.  It\'s much easier to apologize than to get permission.\n\t\t-- Grace Murray Hopper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19746,53,'\nWhen it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19747,53,'\nWhen people say nothing, they don\'t necessarily mean nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19748,53,'\nWhen there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course\nis to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.\n\t\t-- H. Allen Smith, \"Let the Crabgrass Grow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19749,53,'\nWhen you dig another out of trouble, you\'ve got a place to bury your own.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19750,53,'\nWhen you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath\nyour feet.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Unkempt Thoughts\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19751,53,'\nWhen you speak to others for their own good it\'s advice;\nwhen they speak to you for your own good it\'s interference.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19752,53,'\nWhen you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the\nimpression you will make.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19753,53,'\nWHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he\'s struggling to become a human being I have to\nlaugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.  Struggle\nto become a parrot or something.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19754,53,'\nWhenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19755,53,'\nWhenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19756,53,'\nWhenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure\nthat they\'re not using it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19757,53,'\n... whether it is better to spend a life not knowing what you want or to\nspend a life knowing exactly what you want and that you will never have it.\n\t\t-- Richard Shelton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19758,53,'\nWhile anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is\nadmission to someone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19759,53,'\nWhile having never invented a sin, I\'m trying to perfect several.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19760,53,'\nWhile most peoples\' opinions change, the conviction of their\ncorrectness never does.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19761,53,'\nWhile we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.\n\t\t-- Dean Rusk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19762,53,'\nWhile you don\'t greatly need the outside world, it\'s still very\nreassuring to know that it\'s still there.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19763,53,'\nWhile your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are\nsafe, for you can watch both of his.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19764,53,'\nWhoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not\nbecome a monster.  And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks\ninto you.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19765,53,'\nWhoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19766,53,'\nWhy be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19767,53,'\nWhy did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\navoid responsibility with?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19768,53,'\nWhy my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they\nare another\'s.\n\t\t -- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19769,53,'\nWhy was I born with such contemporaries?\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19770,53,'\nWhy, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.\n\t\t-- Rabelais\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19771,53,'\nWill your long-winded speeches never end?\nWhat ails you that you keep on arguing?\n\t\t-- Job 16:3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19772,53,'\nWinter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as\nit was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19773,53,'\nWith a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I\ntry to be a fraud and a half.\n\t\t-- Otto von Bismark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19774,53,'\nWith clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19775,53,'\nWords must be weighed, not counted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19776,53,'\nWorrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,\nbut it doesn\'t get you anywhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19777,53,'\nWrite a wise saying and your name will live forever.\n\t\t-- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19778,53,'\nYe\'ve also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin\'\nthings to preserve their respectability.  Thank God I\'m not respectable.\n\t\t-- Ruthven Campbell Todd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19779,53,'\nYes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19780,53,'\nYield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19781,53,'\nYou ain\'t learning nothing when you\'re talking.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19782,53,'\nYou are a wish to be here wishing yourself.\n\t\t-- Philip Whalen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19783,53,'\nYou are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19784,53,'\nYou are not a fool just because you have done something foolish --\nonly if the folly of it escapes you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19785,53,'\nYou can always tell luck from ability by its duration.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19786,53,'\nYou can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.\nThey\'re the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19787,53,'\nYou can bear anything if it isn\'t your own fault.\n\t\t-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19788,53,'\nYou can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.\n\t\t-- Janis Joplin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19789,53,'\nYou can\'t carve your way to success without cutting remarks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19790,53,'\nYou can\'t cheat an honest man.  Never give a sucker an even break or\nsmarten up a chump.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19791,53,'\nYou can\'t cross a large chasm in two small jumps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19792,53,'\nYou can\'t erase a dream, you can only wake me up.\n\t\t-- Peter Frampton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19793,53,'\nYou can\'t have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.\n\t\t-- Ayn Rand\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19794,53,'\nYou can\'t hold a man down without staying down with him.\n\t\t-- Booker T. Washington\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19795,53,'\nYou can\'t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle\nis that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.\n\t\t-- W. Somerset Maugham, \"The Circle\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19796,53,'\nYou can\'t play your friends like marks, kid.\n\t\t-- Henry Gondorf, \"The Sting\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19797,53,'\nYou can\'t start worrying about what\'s going to happen.  You get spastic\nenough worrying about what\'s happening now.\n\t\t-- Lauren Bacall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19798,53,'\n\"You can\'t teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don\'t.\"\n\t\t-- Dagwood Bumstead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19799,53,'\nYou cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19800,53,'\nYou cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19801,53,'\nYou cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19802,53,'\nYou cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.\n\t\t-- Indira Gandhi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19803,53,'\nYou cannot use your friends and have them too.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19804,53,'\nYou could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\nand last month in advance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19805,53,'\nYou don\'t have to be nice to people on the way up if you\'re not planning on\ncoming back down.\n\t\t-- Oliver Warbucks, \"Annie\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19806,53,'\nYou don\'t have to explain something you never said.\n\t\t-- Calvin Coolidge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19807,53,'\nYou give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me \nfrom your own life.  May it all turn out to your happiness.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19808,53,'\nYou got to be very careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going,\nbecause you might not get there.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19809,53,'\nYou have not converted a man because you have silenced him.\n\t\t-- John Viscount Morley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19810,53,'\nYou humans are all alike.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19811,53,'\nYou just wait, I\'ll sin till I blow up!\n\t\t-- Dylan Thomas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19812,53,'\nYou know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.\n\t\t-- Maharbal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19813,53,'\nYou know it\'s going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes\nyou wore home from the party and there aren\'t any.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19814,53,'\nYou know it\'s going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower,\nstart to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.\n\t\t-- Dean Webber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19815,53,'\nYou know it\'s Monday when you wake up and it\'s Tuesday.\n\t\t-- Garfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19816,53,'\nYou know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language is revenge.\n\t\t-- Peter Beard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19817,53,'\nYou know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.\n\t\t-- E.A. Gilliam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19818,53,'\nYou know you\'re in trouble when...\n(1)\tYou wake up face down on the pavement.\n(2)\tYour wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.\n(3)\tYou turn on the news and they\'re showing emergency routes\n\t\tout of the city.\n(4)\tYour twin sister forgot your birthday.\n(5)\tYou wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then\n\t\tremember that you don\'t have a waterbed.\n(6)\tYour doctor tells you you\'re allergic to chocolate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19819,53,'\nYou know you\'re in trouble when...\n(1)\tYou\'ve been at work for an hour before you notice that your \n\t\tskirt is caught in your pantyhose.\n\t\tEspecially if you\'re a man.\n(2)\tYour blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.\n(3)\tYour income tax check bounces.\n(4)\tYou put both contact lenses in the same eye.\n(5)\tYour wife says, \"Good morning, Bill\" and your name is George.\n(6)\tYou wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day\n\t\tafter you bought a waterbed.\n(7)\tYou go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk\n\t\tclerk, bell hop, and manager have a \"Welcome Back\" party \n\t\tfor your spouse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19820,53,'\nYou know you\'re in trouble when...\n(1)\tYour car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you\n\t\tfollow a group of Hell\'s Angels on the freeway.\n(2)\tYou want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party \n\t\tand there aren\'t any.\n(3)\tYour boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.\n(4)\tThe bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.\n(5)\tYou wake up and your braces are locked together.\n(6)\tYour mother approves of the person you\'re dating.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19821,53,'\nYou know you\'re in trouble when...\n(1)\tYour only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind \n\t\ther own business.\n(2)\tYou put your bra on backwards and it fits better.\n(3)\tYou call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.\n(4)\tYou see a `60 Minutes\' news team waiting in your office.\n(5)\tYour birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.\n(6)\tYour 4-year old reveals that it\'s \"almost impossible\" to \n\t\tflush a grapefruit down the toilet.\n(7)\tYou realize that you\'ve memorized the back of the cereal box.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19822,53,'\nYou know your apartment is small...\n\twhen you can\'t know its position and velocity at the same time.\n\tyou put your key in the lock and it breaks the window.\n\tyou have to go outside to change your mind.\n\tyou can vacuum the entire place using a single electrical outlet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19823,53,'\nYou may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a \"realist,\" he\nis preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.\n\t\t-- Sydney Harris\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19824,53,'\nYou may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.\n\t\t-- Ed Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19825,53,'\nYou men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.\nYou know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white\nplastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised\nas a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"How to Dress for Real Success\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19826,53,'\nYou must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty\nto his own concept of the obligations of manhood.  All other loyalties\nare merely deputies of that one.\n\t\t-- Nero Wolfe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19827,53,'\nYou never gain something but that you lose something.\n\t\t-- Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19828,53,'\nYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19829,53,'\nYou never go anywhere without your soul.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19830,53,'\nYou never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19831,53,'\nYou never learn anything by doing it right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19832,53,'\nYou probably wouldn\'t worry about what people think of you if you could\nknow how seldom they do.\n\t\t-- Olin Miller.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19833,53,'\n\t\"You say there are two types of people?\"\n\t\"Yes, those who separate people into two groups and those that don\'t.\"\n\t\"Wrong.  There are three groups:\n\t\tThose who separate people into three groups.\n\t\tThose who don\'t separate people into groups.\n\t\tThose who can\'t decide.\"\n\t\"Wait a minute, what about people who separate people into two groups?\"\n\t\"Oh.  Okay, then there are four groups.\"\n\t\"Aren\'t you then separating people into four groups?\"\n\t\"Yeah.\"\n\t\"So then there\'s a fifth group, right?\"\n\t\"You know, the problem is these idiots who can\'t make up their minds.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19834,53,'\nYou see things; and you say \"Why?\"\nBut I dream things that never were; and I say \"Why not?\"\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw, \"Back to Methuselah\"\n\t\t[No, it wasn\'t J.F. Kennedy.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19835,53,'\nYou shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.\n\t\t-- Joseph Conrad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19836,53,'\nYou should avoid hedging, at least that\'s what I think.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19837,53,'\nYou should make a point of trying every experience once -- except\nincest and folk-dancing.\n\t\t-- A. Bax, \"Farewell My Youth\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19838,53,'\nYou shouldn\'t wallow in self-pity.  But it\'s OK to put your feet in it\nand swish them around a little.\n\t\t-- Guindon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19839,53,'\nYou want to know why I kept getting promoted?  Because my mouth knows more\nthan my brain.\n\t-- W.G.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19840,53,'\nYou won\'t skid if you stay in a rut.\n\t\t-- Frank Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19841,53,'\nYou\'d best be snoozin\', \'cause you don\'t be gettin\' no work done at 5 a.m.\nanyway.\n\t\t-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19842,53,'\nYou\'d better smile when they watch you, smile like you\'re in control.\n\t\t-- Smile, \"Was (Not Was)\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19843,53,'\nYou\'re always thinking you\'re gonna be the one that makes \'em act different.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, \"Manhattan\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19844,53,'\nYou\'re either part of the solution or part of the problem.\n\t\t-- Eldridge Cleaver\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19845,53,'\nYou\'re never too old to become younger.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19846,53,'\nYou\'ve always made the mistake of being yourself.\n\t\t-- Eugene Ionesco\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19847,53,'\nYou\'ve been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you\'re telling\nme just to be myself?\n\t\t-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19848,53,'\nYoung men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for\ncounsel; and fitter for new projects than for settled business.  For the\nexperience of age, in things that fall within the compass of it, directeth\nthem; but in new things, abuseth them.  The errors of young men are the ruin\nof business; but the errors of aged men amount but to this, that more might\nhave been done, or sooner.  Young men, in the conduct and management of\nactions, embrace more than they can hold; stir more than they can quiet; fly\nto the end, without consideration of the means and degrees; pursue some few\nprinciples which they have chanced upon absurdly; care not how they innovate,\nwhich draws unknown inconveniences; and, that which doubleth all errors, will\nnot acknowledge or retract them; like an unready horse, that will neither stop\nnor turn.  Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little,\nrepent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but\ncontent themselves with a mediocrity of success.  Certainly, it is good to\ncompound employments of both ... because the virtues of either age may correct\nthe defects of both.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon, \"Essay on Youth and Age\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19849,53,'\nYoung men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.\n\t\t-- George Chapman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19850,53,'\nYoung men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.\n\t\t-- Augustus Caesar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19851,53,'\nYour Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts\n\t\t...Here\'s How You Can Tell\nMany Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you\ncan spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. They\nlisted 10 signs to watch for:\n    (3) Bizarre sense of humor.  Space aliens who don\'t understand\n\tearthly humor may laugh during a company training film or tell\n\tjokes that no one understands, said Steiger.\n    (6) Misuses everyday items.  \"A space alien may use correction\n\tfluid to paint its nails,\" said Steiger.\n    (8) Secretive about personal life-style and home.  \"An alien won\'t\n\tdiscuss details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends.\"\n   (10) Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain\n\thigh-tech hardware.  \"An alien may experience a mood change when\n\ta microwave oven is turned on,\" said Steiger.\nThe experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not\nall of these traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.\n\t\t-- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, August, 1984.\n\n\t[I thought everybody laughed at company training films.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19852,53,'\nYour conscience never stops you from doing anything.  It just stops you\nfrom enjoying it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19853,53,'\nYour friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your\nacquaintances will know you in a thousand years.\n\t\t-- Richard Bach, \"Illusions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19854,53,'\nYouth -- not a time of life but a state of mind... a predominance of\ncourage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.\n\t\t-- Robert F. Kennedy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19855,53,'\nYouth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli, \"Coningsby\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19856,53,'\nYouth is a disease from which we all recover.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Fuldheim\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19857,53,'\n\tYouth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind; it is a temper of\nthe will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a predominance\nof courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over love of ease.\n\tNobody grows old by merely living a number of years; people grow\nold only by deserting their ideals.  Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up\nenthusiasm wrinkles the soul.  Worry, doubt, self-distrust, fear, and despair\n-- these are the long, long years that bow the head and turn the growing spirit\nback to dust.\n\tWhether seventy or sixteen, there is in every being\'s heart the love\nof wonder, the sweet amazement at the stars and the starlike things and\nthoughts, the undaunted challenge of events, the unfailing childlike appetite\nfor what next, and the joy and the game of life.\n\tYou are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your\nself-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your\ndespair.\n\tSo long as your heart receives messages of beauty, cheer, courage,\ngrandeur and power from the earth, from man, and from the Infinite, so long\nyou are young.\n\t\t-- Samuel Ullman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19858,54,'A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19859,54,'\n\tA little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to\nthe bartender.  \"Hey, bartender, gimme a whiskey.\"\n\tThe bartender ignores him.\n\t\"Hey bartender, gimme a whiskey!\"\n\tStill ignored.\n\t\"HEY BARMAN!!  GIMME A WHISKEY!!\"\n\tThe bartender takes out his six-shooter and shoots the dog in the\nleg, and the dog runs out the saloon, howling in pain.\n\tThree years later, the wee dog appears again, wearing boots,\njeans, chaps, a Stetson, gun belt, and guns.  He ambles slowly into the\nsaloon, goes up to the bar, leans over it, and says to the bartender,\n\"I\'m here t\'git the man that shot muh paw.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19860,54,'\nAbout the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19861,54,'\nAll intelligent species own cats.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19862,54,'\nAny member introducing a dog into the Society\'s premises shall be\nliable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall\nbe deemed to be a cat.\n\t\t-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19863,54,'\nAnyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.\n\t\t-- R. Heinlein \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19864,54,'\n\t\"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?\"\n\t\"The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime.\"\n\t\"But the dog did nothing in the nighttime.\"\n\t\"That was the curious incident.\"\n\t\t-- A. Conan Doyle, \"Silver Blaze\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19865,54,'\nAuribus teneo lupum.\n\t[I hold a wolf by the ears.]\n\t[Boy, it *sounds* good.  But what does it *mean*?]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19866,54,'\nBreeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19867,54,'\nCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.\n\t\t-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19868,54,'\nCats are smarter than dogs.  You can\'t make eight cats pull a sled through\nthe snow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19869,54,'\nCats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19870,54,'\nChihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can\'t stand anything that shivers when it\'s warm.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19871,54,'\n\"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern\ntechnology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19872,54,'\nDid you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think\nthat\'s how dogs spend their lives.\n\t\t-- Sue Murphy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19873,54,'\nDoes the name Pavlov ring a bell?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19874,54,'\nDogs just don\'t seem to be able to tell the difference between important people\nand the rest of us.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19875,54,'\nEveryone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence.  These silly humans\nare just to big-headed to admit their inferiority.\n\tJust think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by\ncats.\n\tYou wouldn\'t see cats having waste disposal problems.\n\tThey\'re neat.\n\tThey don\'t have sexual hangups.  A cat gets horny, it does something\nabout it.\n\tThey keep reasonable hours.  You *never* see a cat up before noon.\n\tThey know how to relax.  Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?  \n\tWhat are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war?  Pretty neglible.\nIt\'s not that they can\'t, they just know that there are much better things to\ndo with ones time.  Like lie in the sun and sleep.  Or go exploring the world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19876,54,'\nFor a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19877,54,'\nHi!  You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and\nthe cat doesn\'t have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.  Please\nleave your name and message after the beep...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19878,54,'\nI loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts\nto bite people themselves.\n\t\t-- August Strindberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19879,54,'\nI love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn\'t a dog.  It\'s a rat\nwith a thyroid problem.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19880,54,'\nIf a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19881,54,'\nIf anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.\nWe\'re offering a substantial reward.  He\'s a sable collie, with three legs,\nblind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his\ntail.  He\'s been recently fixed.  Answers to \"Lucky\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19882,54,'\nIf you are a police dog, where\'s your badge?\n\t\t-- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd\n\t\t   crazy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19883,54,'\n\"If you don\'t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little\nLavoris in the toilet.\"\n\t\t-- Jay Leno\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19884,54,'\nIf you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a\nnew cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,\ndoes not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions.  You must\nmake it clear that you will not attend, but you do not have to let fly at cats.\nThe writer of the letter asked a civil question; attack cats, then, only if\nyou can do so with good humor, good taste, and in such a way that your answer\nwill be courteous as well as responsive.  Since you are out of sympathy with\ncats, you may quite properly give this as a reason for not appearing at the\ndedication ceremonies of a cat hospital.  But bear in mind that your opinion\nof cats was not sought, only your services as a speaker.  Try to keep things\nstraight.\n\t\t-- Strunk and White, \"The Elements of Style\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19885,54,'\nIn the eyes of my dog, I\'m a man.\n\t\t-- Martin Mull\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19886,54,'\nIt is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19887,54,'\nIt was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19888,54,'\nIt\'s no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19889,54,'\nLost: gray and white female cat.  Answers to electric can opener.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19890,54,'\nNever try to outstubborn a cat.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19891,54,'\nNo animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless\nabsolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19892,54,'\nNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19893,54,'\nPENGUINICITY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19894,54,'\nRaising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19895,54,'\n\"Shelter,\" what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19896,54,'\nSome books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be\nchewed and digested.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n\t[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19897,54,'\nSometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel\nlike I\'ve just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don\'t bite a cat\nbefore sundown, I\'ll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and\nforget about it.  That\'s what is known as real maturity.\n\t\t-- Snoopy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19898,54,'\nSpeaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that\'s on sale.\nAfter all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19899,54,'\nThe difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they\'re\ncalled.  Cats take a message and get back to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19900,54,'\nThe main problem I have with cats is, they\'re not dogs.\n\t\t-- Kevin Cowherd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19901,54,'\nThe only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn\'t do anything.\n\t\t-- C. Schulz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19902,54,'\nThere are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19903,54,'\nThere\'s no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19904,54,'\nTo err is human,\nTo purr feline.\n\t\t-- Robert Byrne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19905,54,'\nWhen man calls an animal \"vicious\", he usually means that it will attempt\nto defend itself when he tries to kill it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19906,54,'\nWhen the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little\nmuddy paw prints on the hood of my car.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19907,54,'\nWho loves me will also love my dog.\n\t\t-- John Donne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19908,54,'\nWith a rubber duck, one\'s never alone.\n\t\t-- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19909,55,'(1) Everything depends.\n(2) Nothing is always.\n(3) Everything is sometimes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19910,55,'\n42\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19911,55,'\nA beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are\ncorrect.\n\t\t-- Princess Irulan, \"Manual of Maud\'Dib\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19912,55,'\nA bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19913,55,'\nA bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.\n\t\t-- Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19914,55,'\nA bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19915,55,'\nA bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19916,55,'\n\tA boy spent years collecting postage stamps.  The girl next door bought\nan album too, and started her own collection.  \"Dad, she buys everything I\'ve\nbought, and it\'s taken all the fun out of it for me.  I\'m quitting.\"  Don\'t,\nson, remember, \'Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.\'\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19917,55,'\nA certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise\nagainst the wind, not with it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19918,55,'\nA chicken is an egg\'s way of producing more eggs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19919,55,'\nA chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19920,55,'\nA clever prophet makes sure of the event first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19921,55,'\nA closed mouth gathers no foot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19922,55,'\nA couch is as good as a chair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19923,55,'\nA day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19924,55,'\nA day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19925,55,'\nA day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19926,55,'\nA day without sunshine is like night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19927,55,'\nA dead man cannot bite.\n\t\t-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19928,55,'\nA farmer is a man outstanding in his field.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19929,55,'\n\tA farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign.  \"Free\nChickens.  Our Coop Runneth Over.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19930,55,'\n\tA father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for\nher birthday.  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her\nlooking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen.  \"My pup,\" she murmured\nsadly, \"runneth over.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19931,55,'\nA fool and his money are soon popular.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19932,55,'\nA fool and your money are soon partners.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19933,55,'\nA fool must now and then be right by chance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19934,55,'\nA foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19935,55,'\nA friend in need is a pest indeed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19936,55,'\nA full belly makes a dull brain.\n\t\t-- Ben Franklin\n\n\t\t[and the local candy machine man.  Ed]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19937,55,'\n\tA girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best\nfriends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown.  When asked by her father why she\nhad been on the phone so long, she responded \"I heard a funny story today\nand I\'ve been telling it to the Maureens.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19938,55,'\nA gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19939,55,'\nA good memory does not equal pale ink.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19940,55,'\nA good name lost is seldom regained.  When character is gone,\nall is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.\n\t\t-- J. Hawes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19941,55,'\nA good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.\n\t\t-- Patton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19942,55,'\nA good reputation is more valuable than money.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19943,55,'\nA good scapegoat is hard to find.\nA guilty conscience is the mother of invention.\n\t\t-- Carolyn Wells\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19944,55,'\nA handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19945,55,'\nA handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19946,55,'\nA hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19947,55,'\nA homeowner\'s reach should exceed his grasp, or what\'s a weekend for?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19948,55,'\n\tA horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they\'re three\ndays old.  He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19949,55,'\nA hundred thousand lemmings can\'t be wrong!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19950,55,'\nA journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19951,55,'\nA journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19952,55,'\nA journey of a thousand miles starts under one\'s feet.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19953,55,'\nA king\'s castle is his home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19954,55,'\nA lie in time saves nine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19955,55,'\nA lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of\ntrouble.\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19956,55,'\nA likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19957,55,'\nA little experience often upsets a lot of theory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19958,55,'\nA little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.\n\t\t-- C.E. Ayres\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19959,55,'\nA little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.\n\t\t-- H.H. Munro, \"Saki\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19960,55,'\nA lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19961,55,'\nA man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles\nin the road.\n\t\t-- Alexander Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19962,55,'\nA man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn\nin no other way.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19963,55,'\nA man with one watch knows what time it is.\nA man with two watches is never quite sure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19964,55,'\nA man\'s best friend is his dogma.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19965,55,'\nA man\'s house is his castle.\n\t\t-- Sir Edward Coke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19966,55,'\nA man\'s house is his hassle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19967,55,'\nA mind is a wonderful thing to waste.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19968,55,'\nA mushroom cloud has no silver lining.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19969,55,'\nA penny saved has not been spent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19970,55,'\nA penny saved is ridiculous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19971,55,'\nA pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his\nmouth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19972,55,'\nA place for everything and everything in its place.\n\t\t-- Isabella Mary Beeton, \"The Book of Household Management\"\n \n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to memory management system services.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19973,55,'\nA platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.\n\t\t-- Stanley Baldwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19974,55,'\nA plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminate\nthe potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19975,55,'\nA plucked goose doesn\'t lay golden eggs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19976,55,'\nA pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19977,55,'\n\"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19978,55,'\nA rolling stone gathers momentum.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19979,55,'\nA rolling stone gathers no moss.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19980,55,'\nA shortcut is the longest distance between two points.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19981,55,'\nA sinking ship gathers no moss.\n\t\t-- Donald Kaul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19982,55,'\nA Smith & Wesson beats four aces.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19983,55,'\nA snake lurks in the grass.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19984,55,'\nA soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.\n\t\t-- Proverbs 15:1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19985,55,'\nA soft drink turneth away company.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19986,55,'\nA song in time is worth a dime.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19987,55,'\nA stitch in time saves nine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19988,55,'\nA violent man will die a violent death.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19989,55,'\nA watched clock never boils.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19990,55,'\nA wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom\nof a well.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19991,55,'\nA wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a\nmountain top.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19992,55,'\nA wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19993,55,'\nA witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets\npeople\'s attention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19994,55,'\nA witty saying proves nothing.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19995,55,'\nA word to the wise is enough.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19996,55,'\nAbove all else -- sky.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19997,55,'\nAbove all things, reverence yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19998,55,'\nAbsence makes the heart forget.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (19999,55,'\nAbsence makes the heart go wander.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20000,55,'\nAbsence makes the heart grow fonder -- of somebody else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20001,55,'\nAbsence makes the heart grow fonder.\n\t\t-- Sextus Aurelius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20002,55,'\nAbsence makes the heart grow frantic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20003,55,'\nAbsolutum obsoletum.  (If it works, it\'s out of date.)\n\t\t-- Stafford Beer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20004,55,'\nAd astra per aspera.\n\t[To the stars by aspiration.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20005,55,'\nAdde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.\n\t[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]\n\t\t-- Ovid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20006,55,'\nAdvice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20007,55,'\nAfter the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.\n\t\t-- Italian proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20008,55,'\nAge and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20009,55,'\nAge before beauty; and pearls before swine.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20010,55,'\nAim for the moon.  If you miss, you may hit a star.\n\t\t-- W. Clement Stone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20011,55,'\nAin\'t no right way to do a wrong thing.\n\t\t-- The Mad Dogtender\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20012,55,'\nAlas, I am dying beyond my means.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20013,55,'\nAlimony is the high cost of leaving.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20014,55,'\nAll a man needs out of life is a place to sit \'n\' spit in the fire.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20015,55,'\nAll articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20016,55,'\n-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.\n-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited\n\tcarbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.\n-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.\n-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated\n\tthe potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.\n-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.\n-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.\n-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well\n\tadvised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20017,55,'\nAll I kin say is when you finds yo\'self wanderin\' in a peach orchard,\nya don\'t go lookin\' for rutabagas.\n\t\t-- Kingfish\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20018,55,'\nAll is fear in love and war.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20019,55,'\nAll is well that ends well.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20020,55,'\nAll that glitters has a high refractive index.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20021,55,'\nAll that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20022,55,'\nAll things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20023,55,'\nAll things being equal, you are bound to lose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20024,55,'\nAll true wisdom is found on T-shirts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20025,55,'\nAll\'s well that ends.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20026,55,'\nAn aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or\none-and-a-half truths.\n\t\t-- Karl Kraus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20027,55,'\nAn apple a day makes 365 apples a year.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20028,55,'\nAn apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20029,55,'\nAn idle mind is worth two in the bush.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20030,55,'\nAn ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20031,55,'\nAn ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.\n\t\t-- Michael Korda\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20032,55,'\nAn ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.\n\t\t-- Spanish proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20033,55,'\n\"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20034,55,'\nAnd tomorrow will be like today, only more so.\n\t\t-- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20035,55,'\nAnswer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.\n\t\t-- Proverbs, 26:5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20036,55,'\nAny great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche --\na cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance, my\ngrandmother used to say, \"The black cat is always the last one off the fence.\"\nI have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.\n\t\t-- Solomon Short\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20037,55,'\nAny philosophy that can be put \"in a nutshell\" belongs there.\n\t\t-- Sydney J. Harris\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20038,55,'\nAny road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.\nClimb the mountain just a little to test it\'s a mountain.\nFrom the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.\n\t\t-- Bene Gesserit proverb, \"Dune\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20039,55,'\nAnything is possible on paper.\n\t\t-- Ron McAfee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20040,55,'\nAnything is possible, unless it\'s not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20041,55,'\nAnything that is worth doing has been done frequently.  Things hitherto\nundone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.\n\t\t-- Max Beerbohm, \"Mainly on the Air\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20042,55,'\nAnything worth doing is worth overdoing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20043,55,'\nAs well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20044,55,'\nAsk not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station\nrate.\n\t\t-- Howard Kandel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20045,55,'\nAsk not for whom the telephone bell tolls...\nif thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20046,55,'\nAvoid cliches like the plague.  They\'re a dime a dozen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20047,55,'\nBe both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.\n\t\t-- Homer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20048,55,'\nBe sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20049,55,'\nBeggars should be no choosers.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20050,55,'\nBetter dead than mellow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20051,55,'\nBetter hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20052,55,'\nBetter late than never.\n\t\t-- Titus Livius (Livy)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20053,55,'\nBetter living a beggar than buried an emperor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20054,55,'\nBetter to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20055,55,'\nBetter to light one candle than to curse the darkness.\n\t\t-- motto of the Christopher Society\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20056,55,'\nBetter tried by twelve than carried by six.\n\t\t-- Jeff Cooper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20057,55,'\nBeware of friends who are false and deceitful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20058,55,'\nBeware of geeks bearing graft.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20059,55,'\nCall on God, but row away from the rocks.\n\t\t-- Indian proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20060,55,'\nCharity begins at home.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20061,55,'\nCheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20062,55,'\nCleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.\n\t\t-- P.J. O\'Rourke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20063,55,'\nCleanliness is next to impossible.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20064,55,'\nCogito cogito ergo cogito sum --\n\"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.\"\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20065,55,'\n\"Cogito ergo I\'m right and you\'re wrong.\"\n\t\t-- Blair Houghton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20066,55,'\nCuriosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20067,55,'\nDesist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20068,55,'\nDo not count your chickens before they are hatched.\n\t\t-- Aesop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20069,55,'\nDo unto others before they undo you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20070,55,'\nDo, or do not; there is no try.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20071,55,'\nDoing gets it done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20072,55,'\nDon\'t get even -- get odd!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20073,55,'\nDon\'t get mad, get even.\n\t\t-- Joseph P. Kennedy\n\nDon\'t get even, get jewelry.\n\t\t-- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20074,55,'\nDon\'t get mad, get interest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20075,55,'\nDon\'t put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today,\nyou can do it again tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20076,55,'\nEschew obfuscation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20077,55,'\nEvery path has its puddle.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20078,55,'\nEvery silver lining has a cloud around it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20079,55,'\nEvery solution breeds new problems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20080,55,'\nExpedience is the best teacher.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20081,55,'\nExperience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.\n\t\t-- Minna Antrim, \"Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20082,55,'\nFamiliarity breeds attempt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20083,55,'\nFlattery will get you everywhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20084,55,'\nFlee at once, all is discovered.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20085,55,'\nFor fools rush in where angels fear to tread.\n\t\t-- Alexander Pope\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20086,55,'\nForgive and forget.\n\t\t-- Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20087,55,'\nFortune and love befriend the bold.\n\t\t-- Ovid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20088,55,'\nFortune favors the lucky.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20089,55,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #12\n\n\tThose who can, do.  Those who can\'t, write the instructions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20090,55,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #3\n\n\tBirds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20091,55,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #9\n\n\tA word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20092,55,'\nFreedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20093,55,'\nGenius is pain.\n\t\t-- John Lennon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20094,55,'\nGiven sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20095,55,'\nGod gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as\nwe speak.\n\t\t-- Arab proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20096,55,'\nHappiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20097,55,'\nHappiness is the greatest good.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20098,55,'\nHaste makes waste.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20099,55,'\nHave a nice day!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20100,55,'\nHave a nice diurnal anomaly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20101,55,'\nHave an adequate day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20102,55,'\nHe that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.\n\t\t-- Scottish proverb.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20103,55,'\nHe who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.\n\t\t-- Sinbad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20104,55,'\nHe who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20105,55,'\nHe who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20106,55,'\nHe who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20107,55,'\nHe who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20108,55,'\nHe who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world\nas he who is ready to die.\n\t\t-- Giacomo Leopardi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20109,55,'\nHe who hates vices hates mankind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20110,55,'\nHe who hesitates is last.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20111,55,'\nHe who hesitates is sometimes saved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20112,55,'\nHe who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.\n\t\t-- Bertolt Brecht\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20113,55,'\nHe who laughs last -- missed the punch line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20114,55,'\nHe who laughs last didn\'t get the joke.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20115,55,'\nHe who laughs last hasn\'t been told the terrible truth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20116,55,'\nHe who laughs last is probably your boss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20117,55,'\nHe who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20118,55,'\nHe who laughs, lasts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20119,55,'\nHe who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20120,55,'\nHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.\n\t\t-- Dr. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20121,55,'\nHonesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20122,55,'\nHonesty\'s the best policy.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20123,55,'\nHoni soit qui mal y pense.\n\t[Evil to him who evil thinks.]\n\t\t-- Motto of the Order of the Garter (est. Edward III)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20124,55,'\nHow sharper than a hound\'s tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20125,55,'\nHow you look depends on where you go.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20126,55,'\nI am a man: nothing human is alien to me.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20127,55,'\nI doubt, therefore I might be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20128,55,'\nI know on which side my bread is buttered.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20129,55,'\nI think, therefore I am... I think.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20130,55,'\nI\'ll turn over a new leaf.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20131,55,'\nIf a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20132,55,'\nIf anything can go wrong, it will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20133,55,'\nIf at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20134,55,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20135,55,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, quit; don\'t be a nut about success.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20136,55,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, redefine success.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20137,55,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, try, try again.\n\t\t-- W.E. Hickson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20138,55,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, you\'re doing about average.\n\t\t-- Leonard Levinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20139,55,'\nIf happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20140,55,'\nIf I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20141,55,'\nIf in doubt, mumble.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20142,55,'\nIf it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20143,55,'\nIf it heals good, say it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20144,55,'\nIf the shoe fits, it\'s ugly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20145,55,'\nIf the thunder don\'t get you, then the lightning will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20146,55,'\nIf there is no wind, row.\n\t\t-- Polish proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20147,55,'\nIf two wrongs don\'t make a right, try three.\n\t\t-- Laurence J. Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20148,55,'\nIf wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20149,55,'\nIf you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.\nIf you wish to be happy for three days, get married.\nIf you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.\nIf you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.\n\t\t-- Chinese Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20150,55,'\nIf you wish to succeed, consult three old people.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20151,55,'\nIf you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20152,55,'\nIn charity there is no excess.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20153,55,'\nIn God we trust; all else we walk through.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20154,55,'\nIn this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20155,55,'\nInspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20156,55,'\nIntegrity has no need for rules.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20157,55,'\nIt doesn\'t matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20158,55,'\nIt is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20159,55,'\nIt is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.\n\t\t-- Aeschylus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20160,55,'\nIt is annoying to be honest to no purpose.\n\t\t-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20161,55,'\nIt is bad luck to be superstitious.\n\t\t-- Andrew W. Mathis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20162,55,'\nIt is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20163,55,'\nIt is better to have loved and lost -- much better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20164,55,'\nIt is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20165,55,'\nIt is better to wear out than to rust out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20166,55,'\nIt is common sense to take a method and try it.  If it fails,\nadmit it frankly and try another.  But above all, try something.\n\t\t-- Franklin D. Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20167,55,'\nIt is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20168,55,'\nIt is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.\n\t\t-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20169,55,'\nIt is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20170,55,'\nIt is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.\n\t\t-- Roger Babson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20171,55,'\nIt is your concern when your neighbor\'s wall is on fire.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20172,55,'\nIt\'s always darkest just before it gets pitch black.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20173,55,'\nIt\'s always darkest just before the lights go out.\n\t\t-- Alex Clark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20174,55,'\nIt\'s better to burn out than it is to rust.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20175,55,'\nIt\'s better to burn out than to fade away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20176,55,'\nIt\'s later than you think.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20177,55,'\nIt\'s not whether you win or lose, it\'s how you place the blame.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20178,55,'\nIt\'s the thought, if any, that counts!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20179,55,'\nKeep on keepin\' on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20180,55,'\nKeep the phase, baby.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20181,55,'\nKites rise highest against the wind -- not with it.\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20182,55,'\nKnowledge is power.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20183,55,'\nKnowledge without common sense is folly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20184,55,'\nLaugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20185,55,'\nLaugh and the world thinks you\'re an idiot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20186,55,'\nLaugh at your problems; everybody else does.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20187,55,'\nLaugh when you can; cry when you must.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20188,55,'\nLaugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn\'t help either.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20189,55,'\nLeave no stone unturned.\n\t\t-- Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20190,55,'\nLeft to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20191,55,'\nLet sleeping dogs lie.\n\t\t-- Charles Dickens\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20192,55,'\nLet your conscience be your guide.\n\t\t-- Pope\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20193,55,'\nLife is one long struggle in the dark.\n\t\t-- Titus Lucretius Carus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20194,55,'\n\"Life is too important to take seriously.\"\n\t\t-- Corky Siegel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20195,55,'\nLife is too short to be taken seriously.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20196,55,'\nLook before you leap.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20197,55,'\nLook ere ye leap.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20198,55,'\n-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.\n-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised\n\tto refrain from catapulting projectiles.\n-- Neophyte\'s serendipity.\n-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic\n\tdiversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.\n-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries\n\tof small, green bryophytic plant.\n-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation\n\tof a lucrative nature.\n-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing\n\tosseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20199,55,'\nMan is the measure of all things.\n\t\t-- Protagoras\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20200,55,'\nMankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.\n\t\t-- Plotinus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20201,55,'\nMany are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20202,55,'\nMany are called, few volunteer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20203,55,'\nMany are cold, but few are frozen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20204,55,'\nMany hands make light work.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20205,55,'\nMay you have warm words on a cold evening,\na full mooon on a dark night,\nand a smooth road all the way to your door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20206,55,'\nMay you live in uninteresting times.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20207,55,'\nMen freely believe that what they wish to desire.\n\t\t-- Julius Caesar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20208,55,'\nMisery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20209,55,'\nMisery no longer loves company.  Nowadays it insists on it.\n\t\t-- Russell Baker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20210,55,'\nMisfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20211,55,'\nMistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20212,55,'\nMistrust first impulses; they are always right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20213,55,'\nModeration in all things.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20214,55,'\nModeration is a fatal thing.  Nothing succeeds like excess.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20215,55,'\nMother is the invention of necessity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20216,55,'\nMum\'s the word.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20217,55,'\nNecessity has no law.\n\t\t-- St. Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20218,55,'\nNecessity hath no law.\n\t\t-- Oliver Cromwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20219,55,'\nNecessity is a mother.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20220,55,'\n-- Neophyte\'s serendipity.\n-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of\n\thedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.\n-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no\n\tcongeries of small, green bryophytic plant.\n-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the\n\toptimal cachinnation.\n-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential\n\tescallation of a lucrative nature.\n-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of\n\tfracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally\n\tremain innocuous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20221,55,'\nNever do today what you can put off until tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20222,55,'\nNever look a gift horse in the mouth.\n\t\t-- Saint Jerome\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20223,55,'\nNever promise more than you can perform.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20224,55,'\nNever put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20225,55,'\nNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20226,55,'\nNice guys don\'t finish nice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20227,55,'\nNice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.\n\t\t-- Evan Davis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20228,55,'\nNice guys finish last.\n\t\t-- Leo Durocher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20229,55,'\nNice guys get sick.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20230,55,'\nNo act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.\n\t\t-- Aesop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20231,55,'\nNo evil can happen to a good man.\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20232,55,'\nNo excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20233,55,'\nNo good deed goes unpunished.\n\t\t-- Clare Booth Luce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20234,55,'\nNone love the bearer of bad news.\n\t\t-- Sophocles\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20235,55,'\nNot everything worth doing is worth doing well.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20236,55,'\nNothing endures but change.\n\t\t-- Heraclitus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20237,55,'\nNothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a\nproverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.\n\t\t-- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20238,55,'\nNullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.\n\t[There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]\n\t\t-- Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20239,55,'\nOften things ARE as bad as they seem!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20240,55,'\nOnce a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20241,55,'\nOnce harm has been done, even a fool understands it.\n\t\t-- Homer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20242,55,'\nOne good turn asketh another.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20243,55,'\nOne good turn deserves another.\n\t\t-- Gaius Petronius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20244,55,'\nOne good turn usually gets most of the blanket.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20245,55,'\nOne man\'s Mede is another man\'s Persian.\n\t\t-- George M. Cohan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20246,55,'\nOne picture is worth more than ten thousand words.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20247,55,'\nOppernockity tunes but once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20248,55,'\nOut of sight is out of mind.\n\t\t-- Arthur Clough\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20249,55,'\n\t\t-- Owen Meredith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20250,55,'\nPatience is the best remedy for every trouble.\n\t\t-- Titus Maccius Plautus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20251,55,'\nPauca sed matura.\n\t[Few but excellent.]\n\t\t-- Gauss\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20252,55,'\nPereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.\n\t[Confound those who have said our remarks before us.]\n\tor\n\t[May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]\n\t\t-- Aelius Donatus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20253,55,'\nPity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.\n\t\t-- Don Marquis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20254,55,'\nPlus ,\bca change, plus c\'est la m^\beme chose.\n\t[The more things change, the more they remain the same.]\n\t\t-- Alphonse Karr, \"Les Gu^\bepes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20255,55,'\nPractice yourself what you preach.\n\t\t-- Titus Maccius Plautus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20256,55,'\nPraise the sea; on shore remain.\n\t\t-- John Florio\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20257,55,'\nPray to God, but keep rowing to shore.\n\t\t-- Russian Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20258,55,'\nProsperity makes friends, adversity tries them.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20259,55,'\nQuidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.\n\t[Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20260,55,'\nRemembering is for those who have forgotten.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20261,55,'\nRemoving the straw that broke the camel\'s back does not necessarily\nallow the camel to walk again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20262,55,'\nRome was not built in one day.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20263,55,'\nRome wasn\'t burnt in a day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20264,55,'\nRotten wood cannot be carved.\n\t\t-- Confucius, \"Analects\", Book 5, Ch. 9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20265,55,'\n-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.\n-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.\n-- Surveillance should precede saltation.\n-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.\n-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed\n\tlacteal fluid.\n-- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.\n-- It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated\n\tcanine with innovative maneuvers.\n-- Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.\n-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly\n\tgalled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20266,55,'\nScintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20267,55,'\nSeek simplicity -- and distrust it.\n\t\t-- Alfred North Whitehead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20268,55,'\nSeize the day, put no trust in the morrow!\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20269,55,'\nSet the cart before the horse.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20270,55,'\nSi jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.\n\t[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]\n\t\t-- Henri Estienne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20271,55,'\nSic transit gloria Monday!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20272,55,'\nSic transit gloria mundi.\n\t[So passes away the glory of this world.]\n\t\t-- Thomas `\ba Kempis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20273,55,'\nSic Transit Gloria Thursdi.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20274,55,'\nSmall change can often be found under seat cushions.\n\t\t-- One of Lazarus Long\'s most penetrating insights\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20275,55,'\nSmall is beautiful.\n\t\t-- Schumacher\'s Dictum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20276,55,'\nStop searching forever.  Happiness is just next to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20277,55,'\nStop searching forever.  Happiness is unattainable.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20278,55,'\nStop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\ntake a bath ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20279,55,'\nSweet April showers do spring May flowers.\n\t\t-- Thomas Tusser\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20280,55,'\nThe coast was clear.\n\t\t-- Lope de Vega\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20281,55,'\nThe course of true anything never does run smooth.\n\t\t-- Samuel Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20282,55,'\nThe descent to Hades is the same from every place.\n\t\t-- Anaxagoras\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20283,55,'\nThe early worm gets the bird.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20284,55,'\nThe early worm gets the late bird.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20285,55,'\nThe ends justify the means.\n\t\t-- after Matthew Prior\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20286,55,'\nThe greatest love is a mother\'s, then a dog\'s, then a sweetheart\'s.\n\t\t-- Polish proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20287,55,'\nThe life which is unexamined is not worth living.\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20288,55,'\nThe light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20289,55,'\nThe light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20290,55,'\nThe man who runs may fight again.\n\t\t-- Menander\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20291,55,'\nThe man who sees, on New Year\'s day, Mount Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant\nis forever blessed.\n\t\t-- Old Japanese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20292,55,'\nThe meek will inherit the earth -- if that\'s OK with you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20293,55,'\nThe more the merrier.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20294,55,'\nThe more things change, the more they stay insane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20295,55,'\nThe more things change, the more they\'ll never be the same again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20296,55,'\nThe only certainty is that nothing is certain.\n\t\t-- Pliny the Elder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20297,55,'\nThe only constant is change.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20298,55,'\nThe only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.\n\t\t-- Phaedrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20299,55,'\nThe only reward of virtue is virtue.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20300,55,'\n\"The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20301,55,'\nThe proof of the pudding is in the eating.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20302,55,'\nThe reverse side also has a reverse side.  \n\t\t-- Japanese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20303,55,'\nThe road to Hades is easy to travel.\n\t\t-- Bion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20304,55,'\nThe superfluous is very necessary.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20305,55,'\nThe temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled\nculinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20306,55,'\nThe worst is enemy of the bad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20307,55,'\n-- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore.\n-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.\n-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous\n\tmaterials, there is conflagration.\n-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.\n-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated\n\tthe potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.\n-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the\n\toptimal cachinnation.\n-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20308,55,'\nThere are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20309,55,'\nThere are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20310,55,'\nThere is no fool to the old fool.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20311,55,'\nThere is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20312,55,'\nThere is no proverb that is not true.\n\t\t-- Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20313,55,'\nThere\'s an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20314,55,'\nThere\'s no heavier burden than a great potential.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20315,55,'\nThere\'s no such thing as a free lunch.\n\t\t-- Milton Friendman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20316,55,'\nThere\'s no such thing as an original sin.\n\t\t-- Elvis Costello\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20317,55,'\nThere\'s no time like the pleasant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20318,55,'\nThings are more like they are today than they ever were before.\n\t\t-- Dwight Eisenhower\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20319,55,'\nThings are more like they used to be than they are now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20320,55,'\nThings are not always what they seem.\n\t\t-- Phaedrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20321,55,'\nThings fall apart; the centre cannot hold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20322,55,'\nThou hast seen nothing yet.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20323,55,'\nThree may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20324,55,'\nTime and tide wait for no man.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20325,55,'\nTime as he grows old teaches all things.\n\t\t-- Aeschylus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20326,55,'\nTime flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20327,55,'\nTime goes, you say?\nAh no!\nTime stays, *we* go.\n\t\t-- Austin Dobson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20328,55,'\nTime sure flies when you don\'t know what you\'re doing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20329,55,'\nTo add insult to injury.\n\t\t-- Phaedrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20330,55,'\nTo err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20331,55,'\nTo err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil,\nyou\'re overdoing it a little.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20332,55,'\nTo err is human, to forgive is against company policy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20333,55,'\nTo err is human, to forgive unusual.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20334,55,'\nTo err is human, to moo bovine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20335,55,'\nTo err is human, to purr feline.\nTo err is human, two curs canine.\nTo err is human, to moo bovine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20336,55,'\nTo err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20337,55,'\nTo err is human.\nTo blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20338,55,'\nTo err is human; to admit it, a blunder.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20339,55,'\nTo err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy.\n\t\t-- MIT Assasination Club\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20340,55,'\nTo err is humor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20341,55,'\nTo every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.\n\t\t-- B. Duggan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20342,55,'\nTreat your friend as if he might become an enemy.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20343,55,'\nTrust in Allah, but tie your camel.\n\t\t-- Arabian proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20344,55,'\nTruth can wait; he\'s used to it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20345,55,'\nTurn the other cheek.\n\t\t-- Jesus Christ\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20346,55,'\nTwo heads are better than one.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20347,55,'\nTwo heads are more numerous than one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20348,55,'\nTwo is company, three is an orgy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20349,55,'\nTwo wrongs are only the beginning.\n\t\t-- Kohn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20350,55,'\nTwo wrongs don\'t make a right, but they make a good excuse.\n\t\t-- Thomas Szasz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20351,55,'\nTwo wrongs don\'t make a right, but three lefts do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20352,55,'\nWalking on water wasn\'t built in a day.\n\t\t-- Jack Kerouac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20353,55,'\nWe are what we are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20354,55,'\nWe are what we pretend to be.\n\t\t-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20355,55,'\nWe have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it\'s out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20356,55,'\nWell begun is half done.\n\t\t-- Aristotle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20357,55,'\nWhat fools these morals be!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20358,55,'\nWhat fools these mortals be.\n\t\t-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20359,55,'\nWhat one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.\n\t\t-- John Lilly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20360,55,'\nWhat one fool can do, another can.\n\t\t-- Ancient Simian Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20361,55,'\nWhat we wish, that we readily believe.\n\t\t-- Demosthenes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20362,55,'\nWhat you don\'t know can hurt you, only you won\'t know it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20363,55,'\nWhat you don\'t know won\'t help you much either.\n\t\t-- D. Bennett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20364,55,'\nWhatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20365,55,'\nWhen in doubt, follow your heart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20366,55,'\nWhen in doubt, use brute force.\n\t\t-- Ken Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20367,55,'\nWhen nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20368,55,'\nWhen the ax entered the forest, the trees said, \"The handle is one of us!\"\n\t\t-- Turkish proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20369,55,'\nWhen the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20370,55,'\nWhen the going gets tough, everyone leaves.\n\t\t-- Lynch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20371,55,'\nWhen the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20372,55,'\nWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.\n\t\t-- Hunter S. Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20373,55,'\nWhen the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look\nlike a nail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20374,55,'\nWhen the sun shineth, make hay.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20375,55,'\nWhen we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20376,55,'\nWhen you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live\nas they live elsewhere.\n\t\t-- St. Ambrose\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20377,55,'\nWhen you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20378,55,'\nWhen you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,\nmust be the truth.\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes, \"The Sign of Four\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20379,55,'\nWhere there are visible vapors, having their prevenance in ignited\ncarbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20380,55,'\nWhere there is much light there is also much shadow.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20381,55,'\nWhile there\'s life, there\'s hope.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20382,55,'\nWhom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20383,55,'\nWhom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.\n\t\t-- Bernard Levin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20384,55,'\nWithout fools there would be no wisdom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20385,55,'\nWords are the voice of the heart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20386,55,'\nWords can never express what words can never express.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20387,55,'\nWords have a longer life than deeds.\n\t\t-- Pindar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20388,55,'\nWould ye both eat your cake and have your cake?\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20389,55,'\nYou buttered your bread, now lie in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20390,55,'\nYou can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20391,55,'\nYou can fool some of the people all of the time,\nand all of the people some of the time,\nbut you can make a fool of yourself anytime.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20392,55,'\nYou can fool some of the people all of the time,\nand all of the people some of the time,\nbut you can never fool your Mom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20393,55,'\nYou can fool some of the people some of the time,\nand some of the people all of the time,\nand that is sufficient.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20394,55,'\nYou can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other\npeople get what they want.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20395,55,'\nYou can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a\nkind word alone.\n\t\t-- Al Capone\n\t\t[Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20396,55,'\nYou can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20397,55,'\nYou can make it illegal, but you can\'t make it unpopular.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20398,55,'\nYou can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20399,55,'\nYou can never do just one thing.\n\t\t-- Hardin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20400,55,'\nYou can\'t break eggs without making an omelet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20401,55,'\nYou can\'t judge a book by the way it wears its hair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20402,55,'\nYou cannot see the wood for the trees.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20403,55,'\nYou get what you pay for.\n\t\t-- Gabriel Biel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20404,55,'\nYou k\'n hide de fier, but w\'at you gwine do wid de smoke?\n\t\t-- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20405,55,'\nZhizn\' prozhit\'--ne pole pereiti.\n\t[Life\'s a bitch.]\n\t[Well, okay.  lit., to live through life is not as simple as crossing\n\t a field.  Happy now?]\n\t\t-- Russian proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20406,56,'$100 invested at 7');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20407,56,' interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at\nwhich time it will be worth absolutely nothing.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20408,56,'\n1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY!\n\n2nd graffitiist: Why?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20409,56,'\nA \"No\" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a\n\"Yes\" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.\n\t\t-- Mahatma Ghandi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20410,56,'\nA billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.\n\t\t-- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20411,56,'\nA billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.\nA billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.\nA billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.\nA billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20412,56,'\nA bureaucrat\'s idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything\nbefore he destroys it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20413,56,'\nA candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\npoor to protect them from each other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20414,56,'\nA citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but\nwon\'t cross the street to vote in a national election.\n\t\t-- Bill Vaughan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20415,56,'\nA Difficulty for Every Solution.\n\t\t-- Motto of the Federal Civil Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20416,56,'\nA diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a fur coat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20417,56,'\nA diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you\nactually look forward to the trip.\n\t\t-- Caskie Stinnett, \"Out of the Red\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20418,56,'\nA diplomat\'s life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20419,56,'\nA fanatic is one who can\'t change his mind and won\'t change the subject.\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20420,56,'\nA free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.\n\t\t-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20421,56,'\nA general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks.\n\t\t-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20422,56,'\nA government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough\nto take it all away.\n\t\t-- Barry Goldwater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20423,56,'\nA great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.\n\t\t-- B. Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20424,56,'\nA great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest\nman a century.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20425,56,'\nA group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals\nare bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for\nnot going to church on Sunday.\n\t\t-- Russell Baker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20426,56,'\nA lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20427,56,'\nA long memory is the most subversive idea in America.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20428,56,'\nA national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.\n\t\t-- Alexander Hamilton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20429,56,'\nA nuclear war can ruin your whole day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20430,56,'\nA penny saved is a penny taxed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20431,56,'\nA penny saved kills your career in government.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20432,56,'\nA people living under the perpetual menace of war and invasion is very easy to\ngovern.  It demands no social reforms.  It does not haggle over expenditures\non armaments and military equipment.  It pays without discussion, it ruins\nitself, and that is an excellent thing for the syndicates of financiers and\nmanufacturers for whom patriotic terrors are an abundant source of gain.\n\t\t-- Anatole France\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20433,56,'\nA political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom,\nbut he has no means to realize it other than through violence.\n\t\t-- Jean Paul Sartre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20434,56,'\nA prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then\nasks you not to kill him.\n\t\t-- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20435,56,'\nA public debt is a kind of anchor in the storm; but if the anchor be\ntoo heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk by that very weight which\nwas intended for her preservation.\n\t\t-- Colton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20436,56,'\nA real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor\'s throat without having\nhis neighbour notice it.\n\t\t-- Trygve Lie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20437,56,'\nA real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices\nthat the system works.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20438,56,'\nA right is not what someone gives you; it\'s what no one can take from you.\n\t\t-- Ramsey Clark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20439,56,'\nA sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from\nthe vexation of thinking.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20440,56,'\nA statesman is a politician who\'s been dead 10 or 15 years.\n\t\t-- Harry S. Truman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20441,56,'\nA straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.\n\t\t-- O\'Henry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20442,56,'\nA strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many\nbad measures.\n\t\t-- Daniel Webster\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20443,56,'\nAbraham Lincoln didn\'t die in vain.  He died in Washington, D.C.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20444,56,'\n\"After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of\nthe unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the\ncost to others, to win advancement.\"\n\t\t-- Norman Thomas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20445,56,'\nAirplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.\n\t-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,\n\t   Ecole Superieure de Guerre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20446,56,'\nAlea iacta est.\n\t[The die is cast]\n\t\t-- Gaius Julius Caesar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20447,56,'\nAlexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was\nthe closest our country has ever been to being even.\n\t-- The Best of Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20448,56,'\nAll [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent\nupon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a\nvisit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is\ninforming, stimulating and ennobling.\n\t\t-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20449,56,'\nAll bad precedents began as justifiable measures.\n\t\t-- Gaius Julius Caesar, quoted in \"The Conspiracy of\n\t\t   Catiline\", by Sallust\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20450,56,'\nAll diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.\n\t\t-- Chou En Lai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20451,56,'\nAll kings is mostly rapscallions.\n\t\t--Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20452,56,'\nAll other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of\nthe United States.\n\t\t-- Vic Gold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20453,56,'\nAll people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20454,56,'\nAll the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by\nthe government in less than a second.\n\t\t-- Jim Fiebig\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20455,56,'\nAll wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes\ninfinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in\nwhich he was born.\n\t\t-- Francois Fenelon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20456,56,'\nAmerica is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one\ndollar, and use it up in two weeks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20457,56,'\nAmerica may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\nto decadence without touching civilization.\n\t\t-- John O\'Hara\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20458,56,'\nAmerica: born free and taxed to death.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20459,56,'\nAn ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the\nbenefit of his country.\n\t\t-- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20460,56,'\nAn American\'s a person who isn\'t afraid to criticize the president but is\nalways polite to traffic cops.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20461,56,'\nAn efficient and a successful administration manifests itself equally in\nsmall as in great matters.  \n\t\t-- W. Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20462,56,'\nAn honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.\n\t\t-- Simon Cameron\n\nThere are honest journalists like there are honest politicians.  When\nbought they stay bought.\n\t\t-- Bill Moyers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20463,56,'\nAnarchy may not be a better form of government, but it\'s better than no\ngovernment at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20464,56,'\n\"...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a\ncourtesy detail.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20465,56,'\nAnd they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man\nwith a plowshare, he\'s going to know he\'s been hit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20466,56,'\nAnd yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have\na sense of humor, as does history.  Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks\ntragedy, and this too is historic.  And yet, still, when corn meets\ntragedy face to face, we have politics.\n\t\t-- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland, \"Root Crops and\n\t\t   Ground Cover\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20467,56,'\nAndrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes.\nGalileo: No, unhappy the land that _____\b\b\b\b\bneeds heroes.\n\t\t-- Bertolt Brecht, \"Life of Galileo\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20468,56,'\nAnother such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.\n\t\t-- Pyrrhus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20469,56,'\nAny excuse will serve a tyrant.\n\t\t-- Aesop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20470,56,'\n\t\"Any news from the President on a successor?\" he asked hopefully.\n\t\"None,\" Anita replied.  \"She\'s having great difficulty finding someone\nqualified who is willing to accept the post.\"\n\t\"Then I stay,\" said Dr. Fresh.  \"I\'m not good for much, but I\ncan at least make a decision.\"\n\t\"Somewhere,\" he grumphed, \"there must be a naive, opportunistic\nyoung welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most\nup-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind.\"\n\t\t-- R.L. Forward, \"Flight of the Dragonfly\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20471,56,'\nAnybody that wants the presidency so much that he\'ll spend two years\norganising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.\n\t\t-- David Broder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20472,56,'\nAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no\naccount be allowed to do the job.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20473,56,'\nAs long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.\nWhen it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"Intentions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20474,56,'\nAudacity, and again, audacity, and always audacity.\n\t\t-- G.J. Danton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20475,56,'\nBan the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20476,56,'\nBe it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes; nothing is safe while the\nlegislature is in session.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20477,56,'\nBedfellows make strange politicians.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20478,56,'\nBlessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.\n\t\t-- Herbert Hoover\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20479,56,'\nC\'est magnifique, mais ce n\'est pas la guerre!\n\t[It is magnificent, but it is not war]\n\t\t-- Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the charge of the Light Brigade\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20480,56,'\n\"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.\"\n\t\t-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20481,56,'\nCanada Post doesn\'t really charge 32 cents for a stamp.  It\'s 2 cents\nfor postage and 30 cents for storage.\n\t\t-- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20482,56,'\nCensus Taker to Housewife:\nDid you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20483,56,'\nConcerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted\nin January, 1966, \"I\'m not very keen for doves or hawks.  I think we need\nmore owls.\"\n\t\t-- Bill Adler, \"The Washington Wits\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20484,56,'\nConquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20485,56,'\nCorruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner.  His job\nis to enforce the law and fight crime.\n\t\t-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20486,56,'\nCrime does not pay ... as well as politics.\n\t\t-- Alfred E. Newman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20487,56,'\nCutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.  It\neliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the\nbusiness of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.\"\n\t\t-- Johnny Hart\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20488,56,'\nDemand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20489,56,'\nDemocracy becomes a government of bullies, tempered by editors.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20490,56,'\nDemocracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than\nwe deserve.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20491,56,'\nDemocracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\naloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n\t\t-- Senator Soaper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20492,56,'\nDemocracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\nincompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20493,56,'\nDemocracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you\ndon\'t think.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20494,56,'\nDemocracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who\nwill get the blame.\n\t\t-- Laurence J. Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20495,56,'\nDemocracy is good.  I say this because other systems are worse.\n\t\t-- Jawaharlal Nehru\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20496,56,'\nDemocracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.\n\t\t-- Arman de Caillavet, 1913\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20497,56,'\nDemocracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people\nare right more than half of the time.\n\t\t-- E. B. White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20498,56,'\nDemocracy is the worst form of government except all those other\nforms that have been tried from time to time.\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20499,56,'\nDemocracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for\nthe people.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20500,56,'\nDemographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.\nEspecially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20501,56,'\nDiplomacy is about surviving until the next century.  Politics is about\nsurviving until Friday afternoon.\n\t\t-- Sir Humphrey Appleby\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20502,56,'\nDiplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.\n\t\t-- Daniele Vare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20503,56,'\nDiplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggie\" until you can find a rock.\n\t\t-- Wynn Catlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20504,56,'\nDiplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.\n\t\t-- Balfour\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20505,56,'\nDisclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20506,56,'\nDon\'t be humble ... you\'re not that great.\n\t\t-- Golda Meir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20507,56,'\nDon\'t mind him; politicians always sound like that.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20508,56,'\nDon\'t steal... the IRS hates competition!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20509,56,'\nDon\'t suspect your friends -- turn them in!\n\t\t-- \"Brazil\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20510,56,'\nDon\'t talk to me about naval tradition.  It\'s nothing but rum, sodomy and\nthe lash.\n\t-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20511,56,'\nDon\'t vote -- it only encourages them!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20512,56,'\nDue to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\nhas been discontinued.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20513,56,'\nEach person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs\nin his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a\nuniversity degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two\n3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20514,56,'\nEach person has the right to take the subway.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20515,56,'\nEven though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United\nStates we really shouldn\'t complain -- it\'s still only two cents a day.\n\n\t[and getting better!  Soon it\'ll be down to a penny a day!]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20516,56,'\nEver wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20517,56,'\nEvery country has the government it deserves.\n\t\t-- Joseph De Maistre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20518,56,'\nEvery one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn\'t so!\nBut you do have to understand body language to know when they\'re lying and\nwhen they aren\'t.\n\n\tWhen a politician rubs his nose, he isn\'t lying.\n\tWhen a politician tugs on his ear, he isn\'t lying.\n\tWhen a politician scratches his collar bone, he isn\'t lying.\n\tWhen his mouth starts moving, that\'s when he\'s lying!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20519,56,'\nEverything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,\nno one we know belongs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20520,56,'\nExtremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit\nof justice is no virtue.\n\t\t-- Barry Goldwater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20521,56,'\nFanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.\n\t\t-- George Santayana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (20522,56,'\nFar back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the\nformer Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.\n\nMighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and\nreward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space.  In those days, spirits\nwere brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women\nand small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures\nfrom Alpha Centauri.  And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty\ndeeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus\nwas the Empire forged.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
