
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

	 (1) A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
	 (2) A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
	 (3) A beer doesn't want to watch pro wrestling.
	 (4) A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
	 (5) A beer will never leave dirty socks on the floor.
	 (6) A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
	 (7) A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
	 (8) A beer won't leave you for a younger woman.
	 (9) A beer won't leave you for a younger man either.
	(10) A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
