
There was once a newly-married couple.  Now these two lovers were, well,
rather uptight about using expressions such as "having sex", "getting it on",
or "boffing the brains out".  So, they decided to use the euphemism, "doing
the laundry" whenever the topic of sex came up. 
	One evening, hubby said, "Well, honey, feel like doing some laundry 
tonite?", and she consented.  The next evening, hubby again asked, "Sweetie, 
feel like doing some laundry tonite?"  Well, wifey wasn't really in the mood, 
but complied.  On the third night, when hubby approached her, asking her to 
participate in doing still MORE laundry, she replied, "Oh, Hon, I'm really not 
in the mood for doing any laundry tonite."
	Well, hubby, being a bit disappointed, locked himself in the bathroom 
and engaged in a spot of self-abuse instead.  Upon returning to the living
room, wifey said, "Well, Poopsie, I've changed my mind -- how about doing
some laundry?"  To which he replied, "Oh, no, that's okay, I just did a small
load!" 
