INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22018,61,'\nThe  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.\n\t\"Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?\" he asked.\n\t\"Begin at the beginning,\", the King said, very gravely, \"and go on\ntill you come to the end: then stop.\"\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22019,61,'\nThe aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex\nfacts.  Seek simplicity and distrust it.\n\t\t-- Whitehead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22020,61,'\nThe amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the\npavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22021,61,'\nThe amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured\nin billigrahams.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22022,61,'\nThe ark lands after The Flood.  Noah lets all the animals out.  Says he, \"Go\nand multiply.\"  Several months pass.  Noah decides to check up on the animals.\nAll are doing fine except a pair of snakes.  \"What\'s the problem?\" says Noah.\n\"Cut down some trees and let us live there\", say the snakes.  Noah follows\ntheir advice.  Several more weeks pass.  Noah checks on the snakes again.\nLots of little snakes, everybody is happy.  Noah asks, \"Want to tell me how\nthe trees helped?\"  \"Certainly\", say the snakes. \"We\'re adders, and we need\nlogs to multiply.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22023,61,'\nThe astronomer Francesco Sizi, a contemporary of Galileo, argues that\nJupiter can have no satellites:\n\n\tThere are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two\neyes, and a mouth; so in the heavens there are two favorable stars, two\nunpropitious, two luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided and indifferent.\nFrom which and many other similar phenomena of nature such as the seven\nmetals, etc., which it were tedious to enumerate, we gather that the number\nof planets is necessarily seven. [...]\n\tMoreover, the satellites are invisible to the naked eye and\ntherefore can have no influence on the earth and therefore would be useless\nand therefore do not exist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22024,61,'\nThe best defense against logic is ignorance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22025,61,'\nThe best rebuttal to this kind of statistical argument came from the\nredoubtable John W. Campbell:\n\n\tThe laws of population growth tell us that approximately half the\n\tpeople who were ever born in the history of the world are now\n\tdead.  There is therefore a 0.5 probability that this message is\n\tbeing read by a corpse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22026,61,'\nThe bigger the theory the better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22027,61,'\nThe biggest difference between time and space is that you can\'t reuse time.\n\t\t-- Merrick Furst\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22028,61,'\nThe bomb will never go off.  I speak as an expert in explosives.\n\t\t-- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22029,61,'\nThe church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.\n\t\t-- Elbert Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22030,61,'\nThe clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22031,61,'\nThe clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.\n\t\t-- John Muir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22032,61,'\nThe Commandments of the EE:\n\n (9)\tTrifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou\n\tcommence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug, and thy wife be\n\tfrustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages.\n(10)\tCommit thou to memory all the words of the prophets which are\n\twritten down in thy Bible which is the National Electrical Code,\n\tand giveth out with the straight dope and consoleth thee when\n\tthou hast suffered a ream job by the chief electrician.\n(11)\tWhen thou muckest about with a device in an unthinking and/or\n\tunknowing manner, thou shalt keep one hand in thy pocket.  Better\n\tthat thou shouldest keep both hands in thy pockets than\n\texperimentally determine the electrical potential of an\n\tinnocent-seeming device.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22033,61,'\nThe Commandments of the EE:\n\n(1)\tBeware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser\n\tlest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most\n\tembarrassing manner.\n(2)\tCause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to\n\tbe opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this\n\tearthly vale of tears.\n(3)\tProve to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon\n\twhich the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift\n\tthee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like\n\ta radiator too.\n(4)\tTarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional\n\tshocks for they are not long for this world and are surely\n\tunbelievers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22034,61,'\nThe Commandments of the EE:\n\n(5)\tTake care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the\n\tmeasures of high-voltage circuits too, that thou dost not incinerate\n\tboth thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has no company\n\tproperty number and can be easily surveyed, the test meter has\n\tone and, as a consequence, bringeth much woe unto a purchasing agent.\n(6)\tTake care that thou tamperest not with interlocks and safety devices,\n\tfor this incurreth the wrath of the chief electrician and bring\n\tthe fury of the engineers on his head.\n(7)\tWork thou not on energized equipment for if thou doest so, thy\n\tfriends will surely be buying beers for thy widow and consoling\n\ther in certain ways not generally acceptable to thee.\n(8)\tVerily, verily I say unto thee, never service equipment alone,\n\tfor electrical cooking is a slow process and thou might sizzle in\n\tthy own fat upon a hot circuit for hours on end before thy maker\n\tsees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into his fold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22035,61,'\nThe devil finds work for idle circuits to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22036,61,'\nThe devil finds work for idle glands.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22037,61,'\nThe difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so\nlittle to recommend it.\n\t\t-- Allan Sherman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22038,61,'\nThe difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science\nrequires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.\n\t\t-- Robert Heinlein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22039,61,'\nThe earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22040,61,'\nThe economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on\nweather forecasters.\n\t\t-- Jean-Paul Kauffmann\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22041,61,'\nThe Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed\nto do the work of a man.  The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics\nCorporation defines a robot as \'Your Plastic Pal Who\'s Fun To Be With\'.\nThe Hitch Hiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the\nSirius Cybernetics Corporation as \'a bunch of mindless jerks who\'ll be the\nfirst against the wall when the revolution comes\', with a footnote to effect\nthat the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking\nover the post of robotics correspondent.\n\tCuriously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that\nhad the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in\nthe future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics\nCorporation as \'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the\nwall when the revolution came\'.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22042,61,'\nThe energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind\nof thing.  Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation\nof these atoms is talking moonshine.\n\t\t-- Ernest Rutherford, after he had split the atom for\n\t\t   the first time\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22043,61,'\nThe explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be\ncorrect.\n\t\t-- William of Occam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22044,61,'\nThe feeling persists that no one can simultaneously be a respectable writer\nand understand how a refrigerator works, just as no gentleman wears a brown\nsuit in the city.  Colleges may be to blame.  English majors are encouraged,\nI know, to hate chemistry and physics, and to be proud because they are not\ndull and creepy and humorless and war-oriented like the engineers across the\nquad.  And our most impressive critics have commonly been such English majors,\nand they are squeamish about technology to this very day.  So it is natural\nfor them to despise science fiction.\n\t\t-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., \"Science Fiction\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22045,61,'\nThe following statement is not true.  The previous statement is true.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22046,61,'\nThe Force is what holds everything together.  It has its dark side, and\nit has its light side.  It\'s sort of like cosmic duct tape.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22047,61,'\n\"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22048,61,'\nThe function of the expert is not to be more right than other people,\nbut to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons.\n\t\t-- Dr. David Butler, British psephologist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22049,61,'\nThe generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22050,61,'\nThe goal of science is to build better mousetraps.  The goal of nature\nis to build better mice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22051,61,'\nThe Greatest Mathematical Error \n\tThe Mariner I space probe was launched from Cape Canaveral on 28\nJuly 1962 towards Venus.  After 13 minutes\' flight a booster engine would\ngive acceleration up to 25,820 mph; after 44 minutes 9,800 solar cells\nwould unfold; after 80 days a computer would calculate the final course\ncorrections and after 100 days the craft would cirlce the unknown planet,\nscanning the mysterious cloud in which it is bathed.  \n\tHowever, with an efficiency that is truly heartening, Mariner I\nplunged into the Atlantic Ocean only four minutes after takeoff.\n\tInquiries later revealed that a minus sign had been omitted from\nthe instructions fed into the computer.  \"It was human error\", a launch\nspokesman said.\n\tThis minus sign cost L4,280,000.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22052,61,'\nThe herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22053,61,'\nThe ideas of economists and political philosophers, both when they\nare right and when they are wrong, are more powerful than is generally\nunderstood.  Indeed, the world is ruled by little else.\n\t\t-- John Maynard Keyes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22054,61,'\n\"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different.\"\n\t\t-- Franco Spisani\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22055,61,'\nThe instruments of science do not in themselves discover truth.  And there are\nsearchings that are not concluded by the coincidence of a pointer and a mark.\n\t\t-- Fred Saberhagen, \"The Berserker Wars\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22056,61,'\nThe key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets.\n\t\t-- L. Zadeh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22057,61,'\nThe light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22058,61,'\nThe Man Who Almost Invented The Vacuum Cleaner\n\tThe man officially credited with inventing the vacuum cleaner is\nHubert Cecil Booth.  However, he got the idea from a man who almost\ninvented it.  \n\tIn 1901 Booth visited a London music-hall.  On the bill was an\nAmerican inventor with his wonder machine for removing dust from carpets.\n\tThe machine comprised a box about one foot square with a bag on top.\nAfter watching the act -- which made everyone in the front six rows sneeze\n-- Booth went round to the inventor\'s dressing room.\n\t\"It should suck not blow,\" said Booth, coming straight to the\npoint.  \"Suck?\", exclaimed the enraged inventor.  \"Your machine just moves\nthe dust around the room,\" Booth informed him.  \"Suck?  Suck?  Sucking is\nnot possible,\" was the inventor\'s reply and he stormed out.  Booth proved\nthat it was by the simple expedient of kneeling down, pursing his lips and\nsucking the back of an armchair.  \"I almost choked,\" he said afterwards.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22059,61,'\nThe marvels of today\'s modern technology include the development of a\nsoda can, when discarded will last forever ... and a $7,000 car which\nwhen properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22060,61,'\nThe meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22061,61,'\nThe meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us, the Universe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22062,61,'\nThe moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22063,61,'\nThe moon is made of green cheese.\n\t\t-- John Heywood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22064,61,'\nThe moon may be smaller than Earth, but it\'s further away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22065,61,'\nThe more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22066,61,'\nThe most advantageous, pre-eminent thing thou canst do is not to exhibit\nnor display thyself within the limits of our galaxy, but rather depart\ninstantaneously whence thou even now standest and flee to yet another rotten\nplanet in the universe, if thou canst have the good fortune to find one.\n\t\t-- Carlyle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22067,61,'\nThe most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new\ndiscoveries, is not \"Eureka!\" (I found it!) but \"That\'s funny ...\"\n\t\t-- Isaac Asimov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22068,61,'\nThe nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.\n\t\t-- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22069,61,'\nThe only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.\n\t\t-- John Kenneth Galbraith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22070,61,'\nThe only justification for our concepts and systems of concepts is that they\nserve to represent the complex of our experiences; beyond this they have\nno legitimacy.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22071,61,'\nThe only perfect science is hind-sight.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22072,61,'\nThe only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22073,61,'\nThe only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social\nsciences\' is: some do, some don\'t.\n\t\t-- Ernest Rutherford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22074,61,'\nThe opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite\nof a profound truth may well be another profound truth.\n\t\t-- Niels Bohr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22075,61,'\nThe perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when\nexposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22076,61,'\nThe problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.\nScientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using\nother animals; they\'ve piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern\ncountries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so\nfar all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill\nand anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons.  None of the animals turned into\noil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Postpetroleum Guzzler\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22077,61,'\nThe purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that they\'re\nnot perfect, and to make the rest of the people realize that they\'re not\nengineers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22078,61,'\nThe rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise\nmeasurement of the speed of blight.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22079,61,'\nThe reason that every major university maintains a department of\nmathematics is that it\'s cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22080,61,'\nThe rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give \'em a number or\ngive \'em a date, but never give \'em both at once.\n\t\t-- Jane Bryant Quinn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22081,61,'\nThe Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed.\n\t\t-- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22082,61,'\nThe society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and\ntolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will\nhave neither good plumbing nor good philosophy... neither its pipes nor\nits theories will hold water.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22083,61,'\nThe solution of problems is the most characteristic and peculiar sort\nof voluntary thinking.\n\t\t-- William James\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22084,61,'\nThe solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for\nthe reader.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22085,61,'\nThe solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.\n\t\t-- Peer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22086,61,'\nThe speed of anything depends on the flow of everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22087,61,'\nThe spirit of Plato dies hard.  We have been unable to escape the philosophical\ntradition that what we can see and measure in the world is merely the\nsuperficial and imperfect representation of an underlying reality.\n\t\t-- S.J. Gould, \"The Mismeasure of Man\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22088,61,'\nThe startling truth finally became apparent, and it was this: Numbers\nwritten on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not\nfollow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces\nof paper in any other parts of the Universe.  This single statement took\nthe scientific world by storm.  So many mathematical conferences got held\nin such good restaurants that many of the finest minds of a generation\ndied of obesity and heart failure, and the science of mathematics was put\nback by years.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22089,61,'\nThe study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22090,61,'\n\"The subspace _\bW inherits the other 8 properties of _\bV. And there aren\'t\neven any property taxes.\"\n\t\t-- J. MacKay, Mathematics 134b\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22091,61,'\nThe sum of the Universe is zero.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22092,61,'\nThe temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available\ndata.  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, \"Moreover, the light of the Moon\nshall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold,\nas the light of seven days.\"  Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much\nradiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) times\nas much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all.  The light we\nreceive from the Moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the\nSun, so we can ignore that.  With these data we can compute the temperature\nof Heaven.  The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where\nthe heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation,\ni.e., Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation.  Using\nthe Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute\ntemperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C).  The exact\ntemperature of Hell cannot be computed, but it must be less than 444.6C, the\ntemperature at which brimstone or sulphur changes from a liquid to a gas.\nRevelations 21:8 says \"But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their\npart in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone.\"  A lake of molten\nbrimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point,\nor 444.6C  (Above this point it would be a vapor, not a lake.)  We have,\nthen, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.\n\t\t-- \"Applied Optics\", vol. 11, A14, 1972\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22093,61,'\nThe test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.\n\t\t-- Aldo Leopold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22094,61,'\nThe tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood\nof bean counters.\n\t\t-- Alan Kay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22095,61,'\nThe truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.  And\nvice versa.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22096,61,'\nThe two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.\n\t\t-- Harlan Ellison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22097,61,'\nThe unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22098,61,'\nThe universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22099,61,'\nThe universe is all a spin-off of the Big Bang.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22100,61,'\nThe universe is an island, surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds\nuniverses.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22101,61,'\nThe universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the\ncombination is locked up in the safe.\n\t\t-- Peter DeVries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22102,61,'\nThe Universe is populated by stable things.\n\t\t-- Richard Dawkins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22103,61,'\nThe universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.\n\t\t-- Sagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22104,61,'\nThe universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four\nforces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and\nbloody-mindedness.\n\t\t-- Terry Pratchett, \"The Light Fantastic\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22105,61,'\nThe University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal,\nand deviation standard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22106,61,'\nThe world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can\'t be\ndone is generally interrupted by someone doing it.\n\t\t-- E. Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22107,61,'\nThe Wright Bothers weren\'t the first to fly.  They were just the first\nnot to crash.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22108,61,'\nTheory is gray, but the golden tree of life is green.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22109,61,'\nThere *__\b\bis* no such thing as a civil engineer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22110,61,'\nThere are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis\nare chosen correctly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22111,61,'\n\"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.\nWhile the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.\"\n\t\t-- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22112,61,'\nThere are three schools of magic.  One:  State a tautology, then ring the\nchanges on its corollaries; that\'s philosophy.  Two:  Record many facts.\nTry to find a pattern.  Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that\'s\nscience.  Three:  Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled\nby Murphy\'s Law, sometimes offset by Brewster\'s Factor; that\'s engineering.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22113,61,'\nThere are two kinds of solar-heat systems: \"passive\" systems collect the\nsunlight that hits your home, and \"active\" systems collect the sunlight that\nhits your neighbors\' homes, too.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Postpetroleum Guzzler\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22114,61,'\nThere can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.\n\t\t-- R. W. Gerard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22115,61,'\nThere is a building with four floors.  On the first floor, there\nis a convention of architects.  On the second floor, there is a\nvinyl manufacturing plant.  On the third floor there is a fast food\nstand, and on the fourth floor there is a library.\n\nQ:\tWhat would happen if a librarian traveled down in a small\n\televator with one other person from each floor?\nA:\tThe elevator would be full.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22116,61,'\nThere is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what\nthe Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be\nreplaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.  There is another\ntheory which states that this has already happened.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams, \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22117,61,'\nThere is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been\noriginally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet\nhas gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a\nbeginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are\nbeing, evolved.\n\t\t-- Darwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22118,61,'\nThere is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing the\nrational coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries civilization\nwill sink into a mere welter of minor excitements. We must provide a\nGreat Age or see the collapse of the upward striving of the human race.\n\t\t-- Alfred North Whitehead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22119,61,'\nThere is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.\n\t\t-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22120,61,'\nThere is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.\n\t\t-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, \"Ad familiares\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22121,61,'\nThere is no royal road to geometry.\n\t\t-- Euclid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22122,61,'\nThere is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon,\nhowever marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable.\nSoon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be \ndiscovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator\non his own account.  The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is\neven highly probable.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken, 1930\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22123,61,'\n\tThere was a mad scientist (a mad... social... scientist) who kidnapped\nthree colleagues, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked \neach of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no\ncan opener.\n\tA month later, returning, the mad scientist went to the engineer\'s\ncell and found it long empty.  The engineer had constructed a can opener from\npocket trash, used aluminum shavings and dried sugar to make an explosive,\nand escaped.\n\tThe physicist had worked out the angle necessary to knock the lids\noff the tin cans by throwing them against the wall.  She was developing a good\npitching arm and a new quantum theory.\n\tThe mathematician had stacked the unopened cans into a surprising\nsolution to the kissing problem; his dessicated corpse was propped calmly\nagainst a wall, and this was inscribed on the floor:\n\tTheorem: If I can\'t open these cans, I\'ll die.\n\tProof: assume the opposite...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22124,61,'\nThere was a writer in \'Life\' magazine ... who claimed that rabbits have\nno memory, which is one of their defensive mechanisms.  If they recalled\nevery close shave they had in the course of just an hour life would become\ninsupportable.\n\t\t-- Kurt Vonnegut\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22125,61,'\nThere was an old Indian belief that by making love on the hide of\ntheir favorite animal, one could guarantee the health and prosperity\nof the offspring conceived thereupon.  And so it goes that one Indian\ncouple made love on a buffalo  hide.  Nine months later, they were\nblessed with a healthy baby son.  Yet another couple huddled together\non the hide of a deer and they too were blessed with a very healthy\nbaby son.  But a third couple, whose favorite animal was a hippopotamus,\nwere blessed with not one, but TWO very healthy baby sons at the conclusion\nof the nine month interval.  All of which proves the old theorem that:\nThe sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of\nthe squaws of the other two hides.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22126,61,'\nThere\'s a whole WORLD in a mud puddle!\n\t\t-- Doug Clifford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22127,61,'\nThere\'s no future in time travel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22128,61,'\nThere\'s no sense in being precise when you don\'t even know what you\'re talking\nabout.\n\t\t-- John von Neumann\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22129,61,'\nThey don\'t know how the world is shaped.  And so they give it a shape, and\ntry to make everything fit it.  They separate the right from the left, the\nman from the woman, the plant from the animal, the sun from the moon. They\nonly want to count to two.\n\t\t-- Emma Bull, \"Bone Dance\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22130,61,'\nThings equal to nothing else are equal to each other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22131,61,'\nThis is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough\nhunchbacks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22132,61,'\nThis is not the age of pamphleteers. It is the age of the engineers.  The\nspark-gap is mightier than the pen.  Democracy will not be salvaged by men\nwho talk fluently, debate forcefully and quote aptly.\n\t\t-- Lancelot Hogben, Science for the Citizen, 1938\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22133,61,'\nThis is the theory that Jack built.\nThis is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.\nThis is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22134,61,'\nThis isn\'t true in practice -- what we\'ve missed out is Stradivarius\'s\nconstant.  And then the aside: \"For those of you who don\'t know, that\'s\nbeen called by others the fiddle factor...\"\n\t\t-- From a 1B Electrical Engineering lecture.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22135,61,'\nThis place just isn\'t big enough for all of us.  We\'ve got to find a way\noff this planet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22136,61,'\nThis universe shipped by weight, not by volume.  Some expansion of the\ncontents may have occurred during shipment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22137,61,'\nThis was a Golden Age, a time of high adventure, rich living, and hard\ndying... but nobody thought so.  This was a future of fortune and theft,\npillage and rapine, culture and vice... but nobody admitted it.\n\t\t-- Alfred Bester, \"The Stars My Destination\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22138,61,'\nThose who can, do; those who can\'t, simulate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22139,61,'\nThose who can, do; those who can\'t, write.\nThose who can\'t write work for the Bell Labs Record.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22140,61,'\n... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage\nfrom beginning to end.\n\t\t-- Vernor Vinge, \"The Peace War\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22141,61,'\nThree great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the\nmolecular, the corpuscular and the atomic.  A fourth affirms, with\nHaeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether -- whose\nexistence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A fifth\ntheory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about\nthe matter than the others.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil\'s Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22142,61,'\nThus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know\nwhat we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.\n\t\t-- Bertrand Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22143,61,'\nTime is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22144,61,'\nTime is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at once.\n\nSpace is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22145,61,'\nTIRED of calculating components of vectors?  Displacements along direction of\nforce getting you down?  Well, now there\'s help.  Try amazing \"Dot-Product\",\nthe fast, easy way many professionals have used for years and is now available\nto YOU through this special offer.  Three out of five engineering consultants\nrecommend \"Dot-Product\" for their clients who use vector products.  Mr.\nGumbinowitz, mechanical engineer, in a hidden-camera interview...\n\t\"Dot-Product really works!  Calculating Z-axis force components has\n\tnever been easier.\"\nYes, you too can take advantage of the amazing properties of Dot-Product.  Use\nit to calculate forces, velocities, displacements, and virtually any vector\ncomponents.  How much would you pay for it?  But wait, it also calculates the\nwork done in Joules, Ergs, and, yes, even BTU\'s.  Divide Dot-Product by the\nmagnitude of the vectors and it becomes an instant angle calculator!  Now, how\nmuch would you pay?  All this can be yours for the low, low price of $19.95!!\nBut that\'s not all!  If you order before midnight, you\'ll also get \"Famous\nNumbers of Famous People\" as a bonus gift, absolutely free!  Yes, you\'ll get\nAvogadro\'s number, Planck\'s, Euler\'s, Boltzmann\'s, and many, many, more!!\nCall 1-800-DOT-6000.  Operators are standing by.  That number again...\n1-800-DOT-6000.  Supplies are limited, so act now.  This offer is not\navailable through stores and is void where prohibited by law.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22146,61,'\nTo converse at the distance of the Indes by means of sympathetic contrivances\nmay be as natural to future times as to us is a literary correspondence.\n\t\t-- Joseph Glanvill, 1661\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22147,61,'\nTo invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.\n\t\t-- Thomas Edison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22148,61,'\nToday\'s scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?\n\nAnd where does it go after it leaves the toaster?\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"What is Electricity?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22149,61,'\nTop scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth\'s\nsupply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man\nstruggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...\n\n\t\t\tCONSERVE GRAVITY\n\nFollow these simple suggestions:\n\n(1)  Walk with a light step.  Carry helium balloons if possible.\n(2)  Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.\n(3)  Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.\n(4)  Avoid showers .. take baths instead.\n(5)  Don\'t hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.\n(6)  Stop flipping pancakes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22150,61,'\nTorque is cheap.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22151,61,'\nTwo is not equal to three, even for large values of two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22152,61,'\nTwo men are in a hot-air balloon.  Soon, they find themselves lost in a\ncanyon somewhere.  One of the three men says, \"I\'ve got an idea.  We can\ncall for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the\nend of the canyon.  Someone\'s bound to hear us by then!\"\n\tSo he leans over the basket and screams out, \"Helllloooooo!  Where\nare we?\"  (They hear the echo several times).\n\tFifteen minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: \"Helllloooooo!\nYou\'re lost!\"\n\tThe shouter comments, \"That must have been a mathematician.\"\n\tPuzzled, his friend asks, \"Why do you say that?\"\n\t\"For three reasons.  First, he took a long time to answer, second,\nhe was absolutely correct, and, third, his answer was absolutely useless.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22153,61,'\nTwo percent of zero is almost nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22154,61,'\nTwo wrights don\'t make a rong, they make an airplane.  Or bicycles.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22155,61,'\nUFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22156,61,'\nUnderstanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem\nin relation to a bigger problem.\n\t\t-- P.D. Ouspensky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22157,61,'\nUtility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,\nopulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.\n\t\t-- Doug Larson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22158,61,'\nWe are all agreed that your theory is crazy.  The question which divides us is\nwhether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.  My own feeling\nis that it is not crazy enough. \n\t\t-- Niels Bohr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22159,61,'\nWe are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his\nown facts.\n\t\t-- Patrick Moynihan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22160,61,'\nWe are sorry.  We cannot complete your call as dialed.  Please check\nthe number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance.\n\nThis is a recording.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22161,61,'\nWe can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22162,61,'\nWe can predict everything, except the future.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22163,61,'\nWe cannot command nature except by obeying her.\n\t\t-- Sir Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22164,61,'\nWe dedicate this book to our fellow citizens who, for love of truth, take from\ntheir own wants by taxes and gifts, and now and then send forth one of\nthemselves as dedicated servant, to forward the search into the mysteries and\nmarvelous simplicities of this strange and beautiful Universe, Our home.\n\t\t-- \"Gravitation\", Misner, Thorne, and Wheeler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22165,61,'\n\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22166,61,'\nWe don\'t know one millionth of one percent about anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22167,61,'\nWe don\'t know who it was that discovered water, but we\'re pretty sure\nthat it wasn\'t a fish.\n\t-- Marshall McLuhan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22168,61,'\nWe gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?\n\t\t-- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commission\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22169,61,'\nWe have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it\'s fully integrated.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22170,61,'\nWe laugh at the Indian philosopher, who to account for the support\nof the earth, contrived the hypothesis of a huge elephant, and to support\nthe elephant, a huge tortoise.  If we will candidly confess the truth, we\nknow as little of the operation of the nerves, as he did of the manner in\nwhich the earth is supported: and our hypothesis about animal spirits, or\nabout the tension and vibrations of the nerves, are as like to be true, as\nhis about the support of the earth.  His elephant was a hypothesis, and our\nhypotheses are elephants.  Every theory in philosophy, which is built on\npure conjecture, is an elephant; and every theory that is supported partly\nby fact, and partly by conjecture, is like Nebuchadnezzar\'s image, whose\nfeet were partly of iron, and partly of clay.\n\t\t-- Thomas Reid, \"An Inquiry into the Human Mind\", 1764\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22171,61,'\n... we must be wary of granting too much power to natural selection\nby viewing all basic capacities of our brain as direct adaptations.\nI do not doubt that natural selection acted in building our oversized\nbrains -- and I am equally confident that our brains became large as\nan adaptation for definite roles (probably a complex set of interacting\nfunctions).  But these assumptions do not lead to the notion, often\nuncritically embraced by strict Darwinians, that all major capacities\nof the brain must arise as direct products of natural selection.\n\t\t-- S.J. Gould, \"The Mismeasure of Man\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22172,61,'\nWe must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful\nnew world.  We will see it when we believe it.\n\t\t-- Saul Alinsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22173,61,'\n... we must counterpose the overwhelming judgment provided by consistent\nobservations and inferences by the thousands.  The earth is billions of\nyears old and its living creatures are linked by ties of evolutionary\ndescent.  Scientists stand accused of promoting dogma by so stating, but\ndo we brand people illiberal when they proclaim that the earth is neither\nflat nor at the center of the universe?  Science *has* taught us some\nthings with confidence!  Evolution on an ancient earth is as well\nestablished as our planet\'s shape and position.  Our continuing struggle\nto understand how evolution happens (the \"theory of evolution\") does not\ncast our documentation of its occurrence -- the \"fact of evolution\" --\ninto doubt.\n\t\t-- Stephen Jay Gould, \"The Verdict on Creationism\", \n\t\t   The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22174,61,'\nWe warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a\nclever but highly unmotivated trick.\n\t\t-- Howard Anton, \"Elementary Linear Algebra\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22175,61,'\nWe who revel in nature\'s diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to\nbrand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction.\n\t\t-- S.J. Gould\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22176,61,'\nWe will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical\nproblem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22177,61,'\nWe\'ve sent a man to the moon, and that\'s 29,000 miles away.  The center\nof the Earth is only 4,000 miles away.  You could drive that in a week,\nbut for some reason nobody\'s ever done it.\n\t\t-- Andy Rooney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22178,61,'\nWeinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get\nrid of rutabagas which nobody every bought.  He did so. \"Well, kid, that\nwas a great idea,\" said the manager. Then he paused and asked the killer\nquestion, \"NOW what\'s the least popular vegetable?\"\n\nLaw: Once you eliminate your #1 problem, #2 gets a promotion.\n\t-- Gerald Weinberg, \"The Secrets of Consulting\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22179,61,'\nWernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22180,61,'\n\"What I\'ve done, of course, is total garbage.\"\n\t\t-- R. Willard, Pure Math 430a\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22181,61,'\nWhat is algebra, exactly?  Is it one of those three-cornered things?\n\t\t-- J.M. Barrie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22182,61,'\nWhat is mind?  No matter.  What is matter?  Never mind.\n\t\t-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22183,61,'\nWhat is now proved was once only imagin\'d.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22184,61,'\nWhat is research but a blind date with knowledge?\n\t\t-- Will Harvey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22185,61,'\nWhat is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,\nwhich is the exact opposite.\n\t\t-- Bertrand Russell, \"Skeptical Essays\", 1928\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22186,61,'\nWhat the deuce is it to me?  You say that we go around the sun.  If we went\naround the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or my work.\n\t\t-- Sherlock Holmes, \"A Study in Scarlet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22187,61,'\nWhat the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying.\n\t\t-- Nikita Khruschev\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22188,61,'\nWhat the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22189,61,'\nWhen a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.\nBut let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it\'s longer than any\nhour.  That\'s relativity.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22190,61,'\nWhen Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted\nservice for one minute in his honor.  They\'ve been honoring him intermittently\never since, I believe.\n\t\t-- The Grab Bag\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22191,61,'\nWhen some people discover the truth, they just can\'t understand why\neverybody isn\'t eager to hear it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22192,61,'\nWhen speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.\n\t\t-- S. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22193,61,'\n\"When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical.\"\n\t\t-- Jon Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22194,61,'\nWhen the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all the\nstars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them\nfrom left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were\nset apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off to the corners as\nbodies of a lower grade ...\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22195,61,'\nWhen the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the\nplane will fly.\n\t\t-- Donald Douglas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22196,61,'\nWhen you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of investigation\nof a topic, it is well to gave the answer firmly in hand, so that you can\nproceed forthrightly, without being deflected or swayed, directly to the goal.\n\t\t-- Amrom Katz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22197,61,'\nWhen you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by\nasking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don\'t\nknow the answer either.\n\t\t-- Edgar R. Fiedler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22198,61,'\nWhere are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22199,61,'\nWHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n\tOh, dear, where can the matter be\n\tWhen it\'s converted to energy?\n\tThere is a slight loss of parity.\n\tJohnny\'s so long at the fair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22200,61,'\nWhere it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to\nexamine the laws of heat.\n\t\t-- Christopher Morley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22201,61,'\n\tWhile the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to\nhis assistant and whispered, \"Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?\"\n\t\"Why the sea is salt?\" whispered back the assistant.  \"What do you\nmean?\"\n\tThe director continued: \"When I was a little kid, I heard the story of\n`Why the sea is salt\' many times, but I never thought it important until just\na moment ago.  It\'s something like this: Formerly the sea was fresh water and\nsalt was rare and expensive.  A miller received from a wizard a wonderful\nmachine that just ground salt out of itself all day long.  At first the miller\nthought himself the most fortunate man in the world, but soon all the villages\nhad salt to last them for centuries and still the machine kept on grinding\nmore salt.  The miller had to move out of his house, he had to move off his\nacres.  At last he determined that he would sink the machine in the sea and\nbe rid of it.  But the mill ground so fast that boat and miller and machine\nwere sunk together, and down below, the mill still went on grinding and that\'s\nwhy the sea is salt.\"\n\t\"I don\'t get you,\" said the assistant.\n\t\t-- Guy Endore, \"Men of Iron\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22202,61,'\nWhite dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22203,61,'\nWhy do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another\nmeaning?  \"It is the complex case that is easier to deal with.\"  \"If it\ndoesn\'t happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a\ncorner.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22204,61,'\nWhy don\'t you fix your little problem... and light this candle?\n\t\t-- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22205,61,'\nWith all the fancy scientists in the world, why can\'t they just once\nbuild a nuclear balm?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22206,61,'\nWith every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand\nmiles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and\nstill there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no\nsuch thing as progress.\n\t\t-- Ransom K. Ferm\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22207,61,'\nWithout life, Biology itself would be impossible.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22208,61,'\nXerox does it again and again and again and ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22209,61,'\nXerox never comes up with anything original.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22210,61,'\nYa\'ll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some\nrays and became a tangent ?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22211,61,'\n\"Yeah, but you\'re taking the universe out of context.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22212,61,'\n\t\"Yes, let\'s consider,\" said Bruno, putting his thumb into his\nmouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.\n\t\"What do you keep that mouse for?\" I said.  \"You should either\nbury it or else throw it into the brook.\"\n\t\"Why, it\'s to measure with!\" cried Bruno.  \"How ever would you\ndo a garden without one?  We make each bed three mouses and a half\nlong, and two mouses wide.\"\n\tI stopped him as he was dragging it off by the tail to show me\nhow it was used...\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll, \"Sylvie and Bruno\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22213,61,'\n\t\"Yo, Mike!\"\n\t\"Yeah, Gabe?\"\n\t\"We got a problem down on Earth.  In Utah.\"\n\t\"I thought you fixed that last century!\"\n\t\"No, no, not that.  Someone\'s found a security problem in the physics\nprogram.  They\'re getting energy out of nowhere.\"\n\t\"Blessit!  Lemme look...  <tappity clickity tappity>  Hey, it\'s\nthere all right!  OK, just a sec...  <tappity clickity tap... save... compile>\nThere, that ought to patch it.  Dist it out, wouldja?\"\n\t\t-- Cold Fusion, 1989\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22214,61,'\nYou are a taxi driver.  Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in\nuse for only seven years.  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and\nthe carburetor needs adjusting.  The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the\nmoment is only three-quarters full.  How old is the taxi driver?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22215,61,'\nYou can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat.\n\t\t-- The First Law Of Thermodynamics\n\nWhat ever you want is going to cost a little more than it is worth.\n\t\t-- The Second Law Of Thermodynamics\n\nYou can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing.\n\t\t-- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22216,61,'\nYou can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding\ndecisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left\nover for a caraway seed and Tony Calio\'s heart.\n\t\t-- F. Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22217,61,'\nYou can\'t cheat the phone company.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22218,61,'\nYou cannot have a science without measurement.\n\t\t-- R. W. Hamming\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22219,61,'\nYou know you\'ve landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22220,61,'\nYou mean you didn\'t *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22221,61,'\nYou should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than\nabout 10^12 to 1.\n\t\t-- Ernest Rutherford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22222,61,'\nYou should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,\ncontrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.\nReally, that\'s what scientists believe.  In fact many scientists actually\nuse their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer.  If you visit a\nscientist\'s house on a sultry August day, you\'ll find a cheerful fire\nroaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how\ncool he is and drinking heavily.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Postpetroleum Guzzler\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22223,61,'\nYou will never amount to much.\n\t\t-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22224,62,' (1)  I\'m Not Rudolph; That\'s Not My Nose\n (2)  The Nutcracker Swede\n (3)  Santa Goes Round-The-World\n (4)  Not-So-Tiny Tim\n (5)  Ninja Reindeer Killfest \'88\n (6)  Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia\n (7)  Crisco Kringle\n (8)  Babes in Boyland\n (9)  Santa\'s Magic Lap\n(10)  Hot Buttered Elves\n\t\t-- David Letterman\'s \"Top Ten Christmas Movies in Times Square\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22225,62,'\n10 greatest lies of all time:\n\n\t (1) I love you.\n\t (2) This won\'t hurt a bit.\n\t (3) The Mercedes is paid for.\n\t (4) The check is in the mail.\n\t (5) I was just going to call you.\n\t (6) I\'ve always worn cowboy boots.\n\t (7) I swear I won\'t come in your mouth.\n\t (8) Of course I\'ll respect you in the morning.\n\t (9) We have a really challenging assignment for you.\n\t(10) I\'m from the government, and I\'m here to help you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22226,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:\n\n\t (1) A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.\n\t (2) A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.\n\t (3) A beer doesn\'t want to watch pro wrestling.\n\t (4) A beer won\'t expect you to cook dinner when you\'re not hungry.\n\t (5) A beer will never leave dirty socks on the floor.\n\t (6) A beer doesn\'t mind when your mother visits.\n\t (7) A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.\n\t (8) A beer won\'t leave you for a younger woman.\n\t (9) A beer won\'t leave you for a younger man either.\n\t(10) A beer won\'t tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22227,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:\n\n\t (1) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.\n\t (2) A beer won\'t think less of you if you can\'t name the Steelers\'\n\t     quarterback.\n\t (3) A beer won\'t even act amazed if you can.\n\t (4) You don\'t have to let a beer win.\n\t (5) Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn\'t mean you have to\n\t     sleep with it, too.\n\t (6) A beer helps with the housework.\n\t (7) A beer will never fumble with your bra.\n\t (8) A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you\'ve read it.\n\t (9) A beer doesn\'t want you to raise its children.\n\t(10) A beer wouldn\'t mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22228,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:\n\n\t (1) Having a beer can\'t make you pregnant.\n\t (2) A beer doesn\'t wouldn\'t trade you in on a sports car.\n\t (3) If a beer did have a sports car, it wouldn\'t love it more than you.\n\t (4) A beer doesn\'t want to go out alone with the other beers.\n\t (5) A beer wouldn\'t waste its money on Playbeer magazine.\n\t (6) You don\'t have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer.\n\t (7) A beer won\'t switch the TV channel.\n\t (8) A beer doesn\'t snore.\n\t (9) A beer doesn\'t care that you can\'t find your car\'s carbueretor.\n\t(10) A beer doesn\'t think black leather bikinis are neat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22229,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:\n\n\t (1) A beer won\'t make you go to church.\n\t (2) A beer is more likely to know how to spell \"carburetor\" than a\n\t     woman.\n\t (3) A beer doesn\'t think baseball is stupid simply because the guys\n\t     spit.\n\t (4) A beer doesn\'t give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of\n\t     other beers on the side.\n\t (5) A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say \"doberman\"\n\t     instead of \"doberperson\".\n\t (6) A beer won\'t get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of\n\t     lesbian folk music on yer fave radio station.\n\t (7) A beer understands why The Three Stooges are funny.\n\t (8) A beer won\'t raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the\n\t     toilet seat up.\n\t (9) A beer doesn\'t think that a \"three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8\"\n\t     is an enormous can of vegetable juice.\n\t(10) A beer won\'t smoke in your car.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22230,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:\n\n\t (1) Beer understands the difference between shooting down an\n\t     unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner\n\t     out of the sky.\n\t (2) A beer would never own a car with an automatic transmission.\n\t (3) A beer never fishes for compliments.\n\t (4) Beer tastes good.\n\t (5) A beer can enjoy an evening of watching \"Johnny-the-Wadd-Holmes\'\n\t     Greatest Hits\" as much as you do.\n\t (6) An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.\n\t (7) A beer won\'t ask you to pick up some tampons when you go to the store.\n\t (8) Beer never asks you to change the station.\n\t (9) A beer won\'t fill up your \'Vette with 85-octane gas because it\'s\n\t     twenty cents less expensive.\n\t(10) A beer won\'t make you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste\n\t     like grass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22231,62,'\n10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:\n\n\t (1) You can enjoy a beer all month.\n\t (2) Beer stains wash out.\n\t (3) Beer doesn\'t go crazy once a month.\n\t (4) Beer never makes you wait.\n\t (5) A beer doesn\'t get jealous when you grab another beer.\n\t (6) Beer doesn\'t have a lawyer \"in the family\".\n\t (7) A beer won\'t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.\n\t (8) Beer doesn\'t demand equality.\n\t (9) Beer labels come off without a fight.\n\t(10) Beer doesn\'t mind being in the \"wet spot\" that IT left.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22232,62,'\n11 reasons a cucumber is better than a man:\n\n\t (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night,\n\t     and you won\'t have to sleep in the wet spot.\n\t (2) Cucumbers don\'t play the guitar and try to find themselves.\n\t (3) You won\'t find out later that your cucumber\n\t     ...is married\n\t     ...is on penicillin\n\t     ...likes you -- but loves your brother!\n\t (4) A cucumber won\'t care what time of the month it is.\n\t (5) A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.\n\t (6) Cucumbers don\'t say \"Let\'s keep trying until we have a boy\".\n\t (7) Cucumbers won\'t tell you size doesn\'t count.\n\t (8) A cucumber won\'t leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.\n\t (9) Cucumbers don\'t fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.\n\t(10) Cucumbers don\'t care if you make more money than they do.\n\t(11) With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22233,62,'\n15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:\n\n\t (1) A beer doesn\'t care that you don\'t balance your checkbook.\n\t (2) Tall, dark, good-looking beers are common.\n\t (3) A beer won\'t steal all the covers.\n\t (4) A beer doesn\'t have friends who will drink all your beer.\n\t (5) A beer wouldn\'t yell if you dented the car.\n\t (6) A beer doesn\'t buy everything labelled \"turbo\".\n\t (7) You don\'t have to laugh at a beer\'s jokes.\n\t (8) A beer is not kinky unless you want it to be kinky.\n\t (9) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.\n\t(10) A beer doesn\'t think poetry is queer.\n\t(11) If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.\n\t(12) A beer won\'t talk about the women who had it before you.\n\t(13) A beer\'s life does not revolve around the world series.\n\t(14) A beer won\'t mind at all if you\'re not in the mood for beer.\n\t(15) A beer will NEVER call you \"Babe\".  Or \"Sugar\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22234,62,'\n20 Reasons Why a Beer is Bettern than a Man:\n\n\t (1) A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.\n\t (2) A beer doesn\'t want to watch pro wrestling.\n\t (3) A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.\n\t (4) You don\'t have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer.\n\t (5) A beer won\'t tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.\n\t (6) A beer doesn\'t want to go out alone with the other beers.\n\t (7) A beer doesn\'t care that you can\'t find your car\'s carburator.\n\t (8) A beer doesn\'t think black leather bikinis are neat.\n\t (9) A beer won\'t steal the covers.\n\t(10) A beer doesn\'t buy everything labelled \"turbo\".\n\t(11) A beer doesn\'t think poetry is queer.\n\t(12) A beer can\'t talk about the women who had it before you.\n\t(13) A beer tastes good.\n\t(14) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.\n\t(15) A beer won\'t think less of you if you can\'t name the Steelers\' \n\t     quarterback.\n\t(16) You don\'t have to let a beer win.\n\t(17) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.\n\t(18) A beer will never call you \"Babe\".  Or \"Sugar-hips\".\n\t(19) A beer doesn\'t care that you don\'t balance your checkbook.\n\t(20) You don\'t have to laugh at a beer\'s jokes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22235,62,'\n6802 hackers make great use of the SEX instruction.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22236,62,'\n69 + 69 = dinner for 4.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22237,62,'\n77.  HO HUM -- The Redundant\n\n------- (7)\tThis hexagram refers to a situation of extreme\n--- --- (8)\tboredom.  Your programs always bomb off.  Your wife\n------- (7)\tsmells bad.  Your children have hives.  You are working\n---O--- (6)\ton an accounting system, when you want to develop the\n---X--- (9)\tGREAT AMERICAN COMPILER.  You give up hot dates to\n--- --- (8)\tnurse sick computers.  What you need now is sex.\n\nNine in the second place means:\n\tThe yellow bird approaches the malt shop.  Misfortune.\n\nSix in the third place means:\n\tIn former times men built altars to honor the Internal Revenue\n\tService.  Great Dragons!  Are you in trouble!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22238,62,'\n8 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:\n\n\t(1) You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.\n\t(2) A beer doesn\'t care when you come.\n\t(3) Beer doesn\'t have a mother.\n\t(4) Beer doesn\'t need much closet space.\n\t(5) A beer won\'t accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy\n\t    \"just for the articles\".\n\t(6) Beer doesn\'t mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.\n\t(7) Beer doesn\'t always want to go to the \'powder room\' with everyone\n\t    else\'s beer.\n\t(8) When you\'re through with a beer, the thought of another beer\n\t    doesn\'t make you ill.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22239,62,'\n9 reasons a taco is better than a woman:\n\n\t(1) Tacos don\'t put frilly covers on the toilet seat so the lid won\'t\n\t    stay up.\n\t(2) Tacos don\'t use your razor on their legs.\n\t(3) Tacos don\'t say \"That\'s okay, it doesn\'t have to be good for me.\"\n\t(4) Tacos don\'t get upset if you eat another taco, \"Just for fun.\"\n\t(5) Tacos will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement,\n\t    or seek custody of anything.\n\t(6) Tacos won\'t ask you about your last lover, or speculate about your\n\t    next one.\n\t(7) A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the\n\t    refrigerator.\n\t(8) It\'s easy to drop a taco.\n\t(9) Tacos don\'t want to sleep on your chest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22240,62,'\nA beachcomber of 25 had been shipwrecked on a desert island since the age of\nsix.  One day, while in search of food, he stumbled across a beautifully\nsensuous female lying on the beach nearly naked; she\'d been washed ashore from\nanother shipwreck that morning.  After they got over their initial surprise\nat seeing each other, the girl wanted to know how long he had been alone on\nthis barren bit of land.\n\t\"Almost twenty years,\" he answered.\n\t\"Twenty years!\" she exclaimed.  \"But how ever did you survive?\"\n\t\"Oh, I fish, dig for clams, and gather berries and coconuts,\" he\nreplied.\n\t\"And what do you do for sex?\" she asked.\n\t\"What\'s that?\"  He looked puzzled.\n\tWhereupon the maiden pulled the innocent young man down onto the sand\nbeside her and proceeded to demonstrate.  After they had finished, she asked\nhow he had enjoyed it.\n\t\"Great!\" was the reply.  \"But look what it did to my clamdigger!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22241,62,'\nA beautiful, voluptous woman goes to see a gynecologist.  The doctor takes\none look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past.  Right\naway he tells her to undress.  After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her\nthigh.  As he does this he says to the woman, \"Do you know what I\'m doing?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" she says, \"you\'re checking for any abrasions or dermatological\nabnormalities.\"\n\t\"Correct,\" says the doctor.  He then begins to fondle her breasts.\n\"Do you know what I\'m doing now?\" he says.\n\t\"Yes,\" says the woman, \"you\'re checking for any lumps or breast\ncancer.\"\n\t\"That\'s right,\" replies the doctor.  He then gradually proceeds to\nhaving sexual intercourse with her.  \"Do you know,\" he pants, \"what I\'m doing\nnow?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" she says.  \"You\'re getting herpes.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22242,62,'\nA big store buyer had been on the road for nearly two months.  Each week he\nwould send his wife a telegram saying,\n\t\"Can\'t come home yet.  Still buying.\"\nHis wife knew that these buying trips usually involved more than business.\nShe tolerated this particular jaunt for a while, but when the third month\nrolled by and she\'d still seen nothing of her husband but the weekly telegrams,\nshe wired him,\n\t\"Better come home.  I\'m selling what you\'re buying.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22243,62,'\nA bisexual is a man who likes girls as well as the next fellow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22244,62,'\n\tA business executive is consumed by jealousy: he suspects his wife\nof cheating on him.  The suspicion grows and grows, and one morning as he\ndrives to work he can\'t take it any more.  He thinks to himself, \"she\nprobably just waited until I left so she could meet with her lover.\"\n\tWhen he gets to his office, he calls home.  The maid answers.  He\nsays, \"Hello.  Is my wife there?\"\n\t\"Yes, sir\", the maid whispers.\n\t\"Is she with her lover?\"\n\tThe maid pauses, and then says, \"Yes, sir, she is, and I must say\nthat I feel terrible about how she treats you.\"\n\tThe man yells, \"That no good **#*&!!.  If you feel as badly as you\nsay you do, you must do this for me: go to my dresser and get my gun.  Check\nto make sure that it\'s loaded.  Then go upstairs and shoot both that cheating\ntwo-timing whore and her lover.  Dispose of the gun, and then come back to\nthe phone and tell me that it\'s over.  Don\'t worry -- I\'ll protect you.\"\nThe man hears footsteps, a drawer being opened, a click, more footsteps,\nsilence... and then two shots.  More footsteps.  Finally the maid comes back\nto the phone and says \"It\'s done.\"\n\tThe man asks, \"What did you do with the gun?\"\n\t\"I threw it behind the statue in the garden\", the maid replies.\n\t\"Statue in the garden?  Say, what number is this, anyway?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22245,62,'\nA businessman was awe-struck by the beautiful redhead at the hotel bar.\nSeeing his interest, she quietly informed him that she was a prostitute\nand that her price was $500.  He was taken aback by the price, but after\na few minutes of thought he took her up to his room.  She spent a few\nminutes in the bathroom and was shocked when she came out to see him\nmasturbating furiously on the bed.  \"What are you doing?\", she asked.\n\t\"Baby, for $500, you\'re not going to get the easy one!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22246,62,'\nA chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22247,62,'\nA drunk was sitting at the end of the bar in a popular single\'s place,\nwatching a young, good-looking man working his way through the women.  The\nguy didn\'t appear to be having much luck, and he was only spending a few\nmoments with each woman.  As he worked his way closer, while he couldn\'t\nhear what the young man was saying, he realized that the women were somewhat\nshocked at his approach.  Finally, the man approaches a pretty brunette and\nthey hit it off immediately.  After a bit of quiet conversation, she handed\nthe young man her hotel key and they started off for the elevators.  As they\npassed the drunk, he stopped the lucky one and asked him what his method was.\n\t\"Well,\" the man replied, \"It\'s simple.  You say \'Tickle your ass\nwith a feather?\'  If she sounds interested, you take it from there.  If she\nsounds angry, you smile and say \'Typically nasty weather.\'\"\n\tThe drunk says \"Ohhhhh, got it, I got it!\" and walks over to a woman\nat the end of the bar to try out his new approach.  Getting her attention,\nhe smiles and says \"Fuck me!\"\n\t\"What?!?!?\" she screams.\n\t\"Raining like hell, isn\'t it?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22248,62,'\nA farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a\nbuddy down the road, who owns several boars.  They agree on a stud fee, and\nthe farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the\nboars.  He leaves them all day, and when he picks them up that night, asks\nthe man how he can tell if it \"took\" or not.  The breeder replies that if,\nthe next morning, the sows were grazing on grass, they were pregnant, but if\nthey were rolling in the mud as usual, they probably weren\'t.\n\tComes the morn, the sows are rolling in the mud as usual, so the\nfarmer puts them in the truck and brings them back for a second full day of\nfrolic.  This continues for a week, since each morning the sows are rolling\nin the mud.\n\tAround the sixth day, the farmer wakes up and tells his wife, \"I\ndon\'t have the heart to look again.  This is getting ridiculous.  You check\ntoday.\"  With that, the wife peeks out the bedroom window and starts to laugh.\n\t\"What is it?\" asks the farmer excitedly.  \"Are they grazing at last?\"\n\t\"Nope.\" replies his wife.  \"Two of them are jumping up and down in\nthe back of your truck, and the other one is honking the horn!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22249,62,'\nA fool is a man who worries about whether or not his lover has integrity.\nA wise man, on the other hand, busies himself with deeper attributes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22250,62,'\nA friend of mine received a note through the mail advising him,\n\n\"If you don\'t stop making love to my wife, I\'ll kill you.\"\n\nThe trouble is, the note wasn\'t signed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22251,62,'\nA gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how\nhard it was to get any sleep.\n\t\"I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a\ndrunken chorus girl banging on the door and screaming,\" he recalled.\n\t\"That\'s terrible,\" the friend said.\" How\'d you ever get any sleep?\"\n\t\"At five o\'clock I unlocked the door and let her out.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22252,62,'\nA gorgeous young sophomore is having an affair with her English\nprofessor.  She goes home to visit her family for Christmas vacation\nand when she gets back, she immediately invites him over for the\nnight.  As soon as he walks through the door she hugs him and\nasks, \"Were you blue while I was away?\"\n\t\"Blown, my dear,\" the professor corrects her, \"blown.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22253,62,'\nA group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the jungle, which\nthey hoped would prove to be the missing link.  The proof of their theory,\nhowever, required that a human mate with the animal so that they could see\nwhat characteristics the offspring would assume.  Needing volunteers, the\nscientists placed an ad in the paper: \"$5000 to mate with ape.\"\n\tAlmost immediately, they received response from a man who said he\nwould be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.\n\t\"First,\" he said, \"my wife must never know.  Second, any children\nmust be baptized.  And, third, I\'d have to pay in installments.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22254,62,'\nA guy comes into a bar with a frog and sets it down next to the prettiest\ngirl there.\n\t\"This is a very special frog,\" he informs her.  \"His name is Charlie.\"\n\t\"What\'s so special about this frog?\" she asks.\nHe\'s reluctant to tell her, but when pressed, explains that,\n\t\"This frog can eat pussy.\"\nThe girl slaps him, knocking him off his chair, and accuses him of telling her\na filthy lie.  But no, he assures her, it\'s completely true.  And after much\ndiscussion, she agrees to come back to his apartment to see the frog in action.\nShe positions herself appropriately, the guy carefully takes out the frog, and\nsays, \"Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!\"  The frog is immobile, despite his\nowner\'s exhortations, and the girl starts to snicker.\n\t\"Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!\"\n\t\"C\'mon Charlie, do your stuff!\"\nBy now, the girl is laughing openly.\n\t\"Okay, Charlie,\" says the guy, moving the frog out of the way, \"I\'m\nonly going to show you one more time.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22255,62,'\n\tA guy finishes his 9 to 5, but, instead of going straight home, stops\nin at a local bar for a drink.  He gets his beer, turns around to sit down,\nand finds himself face to face with a ravishing blonde.  The two strike up a\nconversation, and really hit it off.  After a couple drinks they leave the bar\ngo back to her pad, to peruse her etchings.  Which doesn\'t take long -- by\nseven they were happily engaged in intimate scratching.\n\t\'Round about midnight the guy rolled over in bed and spotted the clock:\n\"Midnight!  Already!  I gotta get home!  Honey, you have any baby powder?\"\nHe jumps out of bed and starts pulling his pants on, trying to find his shoes.\n\t\"Baby powder?\" she asks.  But she comes back from the bathroom and\nhands him the powder.  He frantically shakes it all over his hands, kisses her\ngoodbye, and runs out the front door.\n\tHe gets home, and sure enough, there\'s his wife, waiting in the\ndoorway.\n\t\"Okay,\" she mutters, \"let\'s have it.\"\n\t\"Well,\" he says sheepishly, looking down at his feet.  \"Okay.  I went\nto a bar after work and met a gorgeous blonde and we really hit it off.  We\nhad a few drinks and went back to her place, and well, see...\"\n\t\"Oh yeah?\" she says, \"let me see your hands...  Don\'t you lie to me!\nYou\'ve been bowling again!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22256,62,'\nA hand in a bird is worth two on \'er bush.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22257,62,'\nA hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22258,62,'\nA hard man is good to find.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22259,62,'\nA hunter saved a native boy from a boa constrictor.  In gratitude, the boy gave\nthe hunter a magic gorilla prick.  The lad said the prick would do anything you\ntold it to do until you told it to do something else.  When the hunter returned\nhome to England, he put the magic gorilla prick on the mantle along with some\nof his other trophies.  His wife thought it quaint and his story charming.  But\nsoon, the hunter went a-safariing again.  He was away for months.  One evening,\nthe woman eyed the MGP carefully and whispered, \"Gorilla Prick, fuck me.\"\nWhereupon the thing jumped off the mantle and began to bang her with great\nthoroughness and ferocity.  For the first twenty minutes it was pure heaven,\nbut after the next few minutes it became fatiguing, and she said, \"Stop it,\nGorilla Prick,\" but it didn\'t.  After a bit more she was screaming \"Stop!\nStop!\" at the thing and trying to pull it out of her smoking hole.  But nothing\nworked.  Finally, the butler bursts into the room, summoned by her screams.\n\t\"Saunders, help me please!\"\n\t\"But what is it, Madame?\"\n\t\"It\'s a Magic Gorilla Prick!\"\n\t\"Gorilla prick, my ass!! ... AAAaaeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!!!!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22260,62,'\nA husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute\'s terms.  When\nshe undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.  The man shouted,\n\"What, no wool?  In my country all women have wool down there.\"\n\tThe prostitute snapped back,  \"What do you want to do, knit or fuck?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22261,62,'\nA lively case was in progress in the District Court at Lick Skillet. Judge\nFlannery was presiding, and on the witness stand was Tush Bumpass.\n\t\"From where ah was standin\'\", drawled Tush, \"Ah could see he\'d\nbacked \'er up agin\' thet there wall, and ef Ah ever sawed a screwin\' match,\nthet one wuz!\"\n\t\"Mr. Bumpass,\" the Judge interrupted, \"I\'d prefer that you not use\nthe word \'screw\' in the courtroom. Say \'intercourse\' instead.\"\n\tTush looked puzzled. \"Intercourse?  Whut\'s thet, Judge?\"\n\tHis Honor sighed.  \"It\'s a technicality of language that you\'re\nprobably not aware of.  Never mind.  Please continue.\"\n\t\"Well, like ah said, he had \'er shoved up agin\' thet wall, an\' he\nwas... uh... intercoursin\' \'er, an\' he give \'er the crossjostle, the Chicago\nStroke, an she let out with a holler thet...\"\n\t\"One moment,\" interrupted the Bench. \"What is this, ah, Chicago\nStroke, Mr. Bumpass?\"\n\t\"Well, thet\'s a technicality of screwin\', Judge, thet you\'re probably\nnot aware of!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22262,62,'\nA lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.\n\t\t-- Thomas Hardy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22263,62,'\nA man and a woman got married.  Although it is the first time for the\nhusband, it is the woman\'s second marriage.  As they go to bed on their\nwedding night, the wife says to her husband:\n\n\t\"Dear, there\'s something I must tell you.  I\'m a virgin.\"\nNaturally, the husband is surprised.\n\t\"You\'ve been married before!\", he says, \"How can you still be a\nvirgin?\"\n\t\"Well, it\'s all quite simple,\" she retorted, \"my husband was a\ncomputer programmer.\"\n\t\"What\'s so odd about that?\", he asked.  \"Why would you still be\na virgin after a marriage to a programmer?\"\n\t\"Well\", she said, \"all he did was sit on the edge of the bed and\ntell me how great it was going to be.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22264,62,'\nA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen\nor twenty mistakes she\'s a tramp.\n\t\t-- Joan Rivers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22265,62,'\nA man goes into a hospital for a routine appendectomy.  When he wakes up\nfrom the anesthesia, he sees a large group of doctors gathered anxiously\naround his bed.\n\t\"What happened?\" he asks worriedly.\n\t\"Well,\" says one of the doctors, \"there was a small clerical error,\nand you got mixed-up with another patient.  Instead of an appendectomy, we\nperformed a sex-change operation.  Your penis has been removed and a vagina\nhas been crafted into place.\"\n\t\"WHAT!!!\" screams the man.  \"That\'s horrible!  What am I going to\ntell my wife?  Can\'t you reverse it?  This means I\'m never going to experience\nanother erection!\"\n\t\"Well, you will, you *will*,\" reassures the doctor, \"but it will, of\ncourse, have to be someone else\'s.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22266,62,'\nA man is as old as the woman he feels.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22267,62,'\nA man is driving down the road on his way to Salerno.  By the roadside he\nsees a man hitchhiking and stops to pick him up.  As the man gets into his\ncar he suddenly pulls out a gun and makes the driver get out of the car.\n\t\"All right, buddy,\" says the man, \"I want to you jerk off.\"\n\t\"What!?\" says the man, disbelievingly.\n\t\"Go ahead, do it!\" says the hitchhiker.\n\tSo the driver masturbates, and when he is through, says, \"All right,\nI did what you wanted, can I go now?\"\n\t\"Nope,\" says the hijacker.  \"Do it again.\"\n\t\"Again?\" the driver exclaims.  \"I just did it.\"\n\t\"Do it again.\"\n\tIt takes a little longer this time, but he manages to come again.\nPanting, he turns to his tormenter and again asks if he can leave.\n\t\"Yes,\" the man replies, \"but only after you\'ve done it one more\ntime.\"\n\tThe guy is really scared now; he\'s starting to sweat.  It takes him\ntwenty minutes, this time, but he finally comes a third time.\n\t\"Listen, buddy, can I please leave now?\"\n\t\"Yeah,\" says the man, lowering his gun.  \"And this is my daughter;\nI want you to drive her into Salerno.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22268,62,'\nA man is marooned on a desert island with a female sheep and a male Doberman\nfor companionship.  The animals soon get it on sexually, and all goes well\nuntil the man becomes unbearably horny and makes his move for the ewe, at\nwhich point the dog interposes himself, snarling, fangs bared.  Months later,\na raft drifts into sight.  The sailor swims out, finds a beautiful girl on it,\ntakes her to shore and feeds and comforts her.\n\t\"You are so good to me,\" she responds gratefully.  \"I\'d do absolutely\nanything to show my gratitude.\"\n\t\"Would you?\" smiles the sailor as he unfastens the length of rope\nthat holds up his ragged pants.  \"Well, then, here -- use this as a leash\nand take that damn dog for a walk!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22269,62,'\nA man is playing golf at a very exclusive country club when he hits a hole-\nin-one.  As he takes his ball from the cup, a genie appears.\n\t\"Since you\'ve made a hole in one, you may have a single wish.  What\nis your heart\'s desire?\"\n\t\"Great!\", replies the man.  I want a longer penis.\"\n\t\"Your wish is granted,\" says the genie, and promptly disappears.\n\tAs the golfer continues through the rest of the course he can\nfeel his penis slowly growing, to an extent that it\'s becoming uncomfortable.\nBy the time he completes the 18th hole it\'s extended down his pants leg to\nhis knee.  Thinking to himself that this isn\'t quite what he had in mind, he\ngrabs a bucket of balls and heads back out onto the course.  Three weeks later,\nhe manages another hole-in-one and the genie reappears.\n\t\"Since you\'ve made a hole in one, you may have a single wish.  What\nis your heart\'s desire?\"\n\t\"Yeah, I know all that,\" replies the man.  \"Listen, could you make\nmy legs longer?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22270,62,'\nA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn\'t want to be\nbothered with sex and all that sort of thing.\n\t\t-- W. Somerset Maugham, \"The Circle\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22271,62,'\n\tA man met a beautiful young woman in a bar.  They got along well,\nshared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.  When he left her, he told her\nthat he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again,\nsoon.  Smiling yes, she gave him her phone number.\n\tThe next day, he called her up and asked her to go dancing.  She\nagreed.  As they talked, he jokingly asked her what her favorite flower was.\nRealizing his intentions, she told him that he shouldn\'t bring her flowers\n-- if he wanted to bring her a gift, well, he should bring her a Swiss Army\nknife!\n\tSurprised, and not a little intrigued, he spent a large part of the\nafternoon finding a particularly unusual one.  Arriving at her apartment\nhe immediately presented her with the knife.  She ooohed and ahhhed over it\nfor a minute, and then carefully placed it in a drawer, that the man couldn\'t\nhelp but see was full of Swiss Army knives.\n\tSurprised, he asked her why she had collected so many.\n\t\"Well, I\'m young and attractive now\", blushed the woman, \"but that\nwon\'t always be true.  And boy scouts will do anything for a Swiss Army knife!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22272,62,'\nA man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22273,62,'\nA man never minds being in the doghouse as long as he can get his tail outside.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22274,62,'\nA man sat down next to another passenger on a train recently and couldn\'t\nhelp overhearing his conversation out the window with a man standing on\nthe train platform.\n\t\"Thanks for putting me up while I was here, Sam,\" said the passenger.\n\t\"Glad to do it,\" said the other man.\n\t\"Thanks for the food and the drinks -- everything was wonderful.\"\n\t\"It was a pleasure,\" said the man.\n\t\"And thank your wife, Sam, she was great,\" said the passenger,\n\"she was a truly great lay.\"\n\tThe man was rather taken aback by this exchange and he later turned\nto his fellow passenger and said: \"Pardon me sir, but did I understand you\nto say that your friend\'s wife was a great lay?\"\n\t\"Well,\" said the other passenger, \"I didn\'t REALLY enjoy it.  But\nSam is a helluva nice guy.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22275,62,'\nA man was just settling down into his seat for a cross-country\nflight when he noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him, wearing a\nlarge button with the letters \"NAA\" on it.\n\t\"What\'s that?\" he asked, pointing to her button.\n\t\"Nymphomaniacs Association of America\" she replied.\n\tAfter a moments thought he said, \"Well, if you wouldn\'t mind my\nasking, but I\'ve always wanted to know, who are the best, ummm, `endowed\'\nmen?\"\n\t\"Well, it\'s not what you think.  Native Americans.  They\'re better\nhung than *anybody*.\"\n\t\"And is it true that the French are the best lovers?\"\n\t\"No, Jewish men.  Once you finally get them going they can last\nall night.  By the way, my name is Sue.  What\'s yours?\"\n\t\"Running Bear Sheldon.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22276,62,'\nA man was playing golf one day when a little frog hopped out the water at a\nwater hazard and croaked,  \"I am a magic frog, and since you are the 10,000th\nperson to play through here, I\'m prepared to offer you one of two magic gifts:\nFirst, for a whole year you can have the most fabulous sex life that anyone\never had; beyond your wildest dreams.  Or, second, for a whole year you can\nbe the best golfer the world has ever known.  Which do you prefer?\"  The man\nthought a bit and said that he\'d take the golf.  Well, the man holed his wood\nshot from where he was, completed the course in an average of 2 per hole, and\nwent round in 22.  Quickly he attracted the attention of the sports world,\nand became the world\'s best-known golfer, setting course records wherever\nhe went.  A year later he was playing the same course inhabited by the frog,\nand at the water hazard the frog hopped out and said, \"Well, the year is up,\nand you now revert to the 18-handicap player you were before.  But tell me, I\nwas a little surprised that you chose the golf -- I take it your sex life is\noutstanding?\"  The man said, \"Well, I have no complaints in that department\nat all, which is why I chose the golf.\" \"How many times did you engage in sex\nlast year?\" inquired the frog.  The man thought a little and said, \"Oh, eight\nor ten times, I guess.\"  \"Damn,\" said the frog, \"that doesn\'t strike me as very\nsatisfactory.\"  \"Oh, I don\'t know,\" replied the man, \"it doesn\'t seem so bad\nfor a Catholic priest from a little town in South Dakota.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22277,62,'\nA man was traveling cross-country one summer from New York to LA.  \nHe arrived in Needles, CA late one night and pulled into an Exxon for some\ngas.  When he pulled up to the gas pumps, he noticed that all of the lights\nwere off.  Suddenly, he heard a faint sound from outside.  He wasn\'t sure\nwhat he\'d heard, so he rolled down his window and heard a faint cry,\n\"Help... help... help\".  He got out of his car, and sure enough there was\na guy stooped down in the corner, stark naked with his wrists tied to his\nankles.  He walked up to the guy and said, \"Hey, man, what happened to you?\"\n\t\"These guys pulled me out of my car, took my money, my wallet, my \nclothes, tied my wrists to my ankles, and then stole my car!!\"\n\t\"Damn!\", replied the first man as he unzipped his pants.  \"This just\nhasn\'t been your day, has it?\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22278,62,'\nA man who likes to lie in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22279,62,'\nA midget had a date with a very tall girl.  It was a quiff-hanger.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22280,62,'\nA mother and her daughter came to the doctor\'s office.  The mother \nasked the doctor to examine her daughter.  \"She has been having some strange \nsymptoms and I\'m worried about her,\" the mother said.\n\tThe doctor examined the daughter carefully.  Then he announced,\n\"Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.\"\n\tThe mother gasped.  \"That\'s nonsense!\" she said.  \"Why, my little\ngirl has never even been out with a man, let alone... let alone...\"  She\nturns to the girl and said, \"Tell the doctor, Susie!\"\n\t\"Yes, Mumsy,\" said the girl.  \"Doctor, I have never so much as\nkissed a man!\"\n\tThe doctor looked from the mother to daughter, and back again.  Then, \nsilently he stood up and walked to the window.  He stared out.  He continued \nstaring until the mother felt compelled to ask, \"Doctor, is there something \nwrong out there?\"\n\t\"No, Madam,\" said the doctor.  \"It\'s just that the last time anything\nlike this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if\nanother one was going to show up.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22281,62,'\nA new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of\nAlaska, where there were no women for miles.  He finally couldn\'t take it\nanymore and nervously asked the foreman what the other men did to relieve\nthe pressure.\n\t\"Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower,\" suggested the\nforeman.  \"The other men swear by it.\"\n\tThe lumberjack dubiously tried it out and had the experience of\nhis life.  \"That barrel is fantastic!  Warm!  Wet!  I\'m going to use it\nevery day!\"\n\t\"Every day but the third Wednesday of the month,\" one of the\nother men replied.\n\t\"Why not then?\"\n\t\"That\'s your day in the barrel.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22282,62,'\nA Norse god decides to assume human form, come down from Valhalla, and check\nout the local action.  He finds himself in the piano bar of Caesar\'s Boardwalk\nRegency in Atlantic City, and sits down to sip an Acquavit or two.  After a few\nminutes, an extremely attractive young woman, having been taken with his form\nand features, sends a drink down to him, then joins him.  The chemistry between\nthem is immediate and total.  They have the next drink in her room, and spend\nthe night repeatedly making passionate love.  The woman has no idea of her\npartner\'s true identity; all she knows is he\'s driving her mad.  In the\nmorning, the Norse god jumps into the shower.  Reflecting on the previous\nnight he decides that he wants to be honest with his new lover.  Without even\nbothering to wrap himself in a towel, he leaps from the shower into the room,\nwhere the woman is still in bed, exhausted.  He kneels beside the bed, looks\ndeep into her eyes and says, \"Honey, I have something very important to tell\nyou -- I\'m Thor!\".\n\nThe woman looks at him.  \"You\'re Thor?\", she says. \"My inthides feel\nlike grated cheeth!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22283,62,'\nA nubile female virtually never experiences difficulty in finding willing\nsexual partners, and in a natural habitat nubile females are probably always\nmarried.  The basic female \"strategy\" is to obtain the best possible husband,\nto be fertilized by the fittest available male (always, of course, taking\nrisk into account), and to maximize the returns on sexual favors bestowed:\nto be sexually aroused by the sight of males would promote random matings,\nthus undermining all of these aims, and would also waste time and energy\nthat could be spent in economically significant activities and in nurturing\nchildren.  A female\'s reproductive success would be seriously compromised\nby the propensity to be sexually aroused by the sight of males.\n\t\t-- Donald Symons, \"The Evolution of Human Sexuality\",\n\t\t   attempting to explain the lack of female interest in\n\t\t   pornography.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22284,62,'\nA nymph hits you and steals your virginity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22285,62,'\nA pair of suburban couples who had known each other for quite some time\ntalked it over and decided to do a little conjugal swapping.  The trade\nwas made the following evening and the newly arranged couples retired to\ntheir respective houses.  After about an hour of bedroom bliss, one of\nthe wives propped herself up on an elbow, looked at her new partner and\nsaid: \"Well, I wonder how the boys are getting along?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22286,62,'\nA pederastic necrophiliac is a gentleman who is true to the very end of\nthe end of a friend.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22287,62,'\nA performing octopus could play the piano, the zither and a piccolo, and his\ntrainer wanted him to add the bagpipe to his accomplishments.  With this in\nmind, a bagpipe was placed in the octopus\'s room, and the trainer awaited\nresults.  Hours passed, but no bagpipe music was heard.  Since the talented\noctopus usually learned quickly, the trainer was disturbed.  Opening the door\nthe next morning, he asked the octopus,\n\t\"Have you learned to play that thing yet?\"\n\t\"Play it!\" retorted the octopus. \"I\'ve been trying to lay it all\nnight!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22288,62,'\nA policeman is walking his beat when he finds an inebriated man collapsed\nagainst a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his\nhands.  He\'s moaning something about how \"They took my car!\"  Seeing that\nthe man is well-dressed, the officer suspects that he may have a real case\nof theft on his hands and attempts to question the man.\n\t\"What happened to your car?\"\n\t\"My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those bastards\nstole it!  Please officer, get my Porsche back.  My God, it was right on\nthe end of my key!  Where is it?  They stole it and it was right here;\nright on my key!\"\n\t\"OK, OK, stand up, we\'ll see what we can do.  You\'ll have to come\ndown to the stat...  Mister, your fly\'s unzipped and you\'re exposing\nyourself!\"\n\t\"Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22289,62,'\n\tA proper elderly English couple visiting Australia decided to hire a\ncar to take a look at the outback.  \"We know it\'s rough country, but it\'s safe\nand decent, isn\'t it?\" the husband inquired of the rental-agency manager.\nUpon being assured that it was, the couple drove off.\n\tLater that day, they returned, upset and angry.  \"You said it was\ndecent country,\" the Englishwoman upbraided the rental agent, \"but we hadn\'t\ndriven too far when we saw a man in a field copulating with a kangaroo!\"\n\t\"And not too long after that,\" complained her husband, \"a one-legged\naborigine leaning against a tree by the side of the road grinningly waved\nat us with one hand while he brazenly masturbated himself with the other!\"\n\t\"Guv\'nor,\" responded the Aussie, \"yer wouldn\'t expect a poor bugger\nlike that, with only one leg, to catch a \'roo, would you?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22290,62,'\nA real estate agent, looking over a farmer\'s house for possible sale,\ncommented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked.\n\tThe farmer replied, \"Yep, built it with my bare hands... did it\nthe hard way.  The steps to the front door, here, carved \'em out of\nfield stones... did it the hard way.  That hardwood floor in the living\nroom, dovetailed the pieces myself... did it the hard way.  The ceiling\nbeams, made \'em out of my own oak trees... did it the hard way.\"\n\tJust then, the farmer\'s gorgeous daughter walked in.  The farmer\nlooks over at the real estate agent who is trying not to stare too\nobviously and smiles.  \"Yep... standing up in a canoe.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22291,62,'\n\tA secretary entered her boss\'s office with the announcement: \"I have\nsome good news and some bad news.\"\n\tHe muttered, \"It\'s quarterly report day, Sally -- just the good news.\"\n\tShe replied, \"You\'re not sterile.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22292,62,'\nA shy young man, preparing himself for what he hoped would be the ultimate sex\nact with a pretty young lady, went into a drugstore to inquire about sizes and\nstyles of condoms.  The lusty proprietress, a buxom widow, saw an opportunity\nfor fun at the lad\'s expense.\n\t\"Come in the back and try some on for size,\" she said, taking his hand.\nThe widow unzipped the youth\'s fly and watched the small instrument grow in\nher hand as she measured it.  When the weapon had unfurled to a rosy seven and\na half inches, the young man, unable to contain himself, had an orgasm with a\ntremendous discharge.  After recovering, he asked the widow if she could now\ngive him the proper size.\n\t\"I\'ll do more than that,\" she said.  \"I\'ll give you free meals and a\nhalf interest in the store.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22293,62,'\n\tA strange looking white man came to the Indian reservation looking\nfor a job.  He asked to talk to the Chief of the tribe, so he might give his\nqualifications.  The Chief strode forward from the group surrounding the\nwhite man and said: \"You leave!  No job!\"\n\tThe man explained that this was no ordinary job he was seeking, but\nthat of tribe Medicine-Man.  He would convince him if the Chief would allow\nhim to demonstrate his magic.  \"No magic!\" said the disbelieving Chief.\n\t\"Oh, yeah?\", said the stranger.  \"I\'ll prove it to you by making\nyour dog, here, talk!\"\n\t\"Dog, no talk!\" responded the Chief, but before he could finish, he\nheard a voice coming out of the mouth of the dog saying, \"The Chief treats me\ngood.  He feeds me, and keeps me in teepee when it snows!\"\n\t\"If you still have doubts as to my magic,\" continued the stranger,\n\"the next voice you\'ll hear will be that of your horse!\"\n\t\"Horse, no talk!\" argued the still-sceptical Chief, but again he\nheard a voice that said: \"I am the Chief\'s favorite horse.  He takes me up to\nthe green pasture to eat and brushes my coat when I get dirty.\"\n\tThe stranger, still seeing some disbelieving faces, claimed for his\nfinal trick he would make the Chief\'s sheep talk.\n\t\"NO!\" cried the Chief, \"SHEEP LIE!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22294,62,'\nA stranger had just arrived in the mining town and was spending the evening at\nthe local saloon.  After a few drinks, he mentioned to the bartender that he\nhadn\'t seen a single woman in the entire town.\n\tThe bartender replied, \"Nope.  Ain\'t no women in this town!\"\n\t\"No women? What do the men do for... er...\"\n\t\"Oh, for sex?  Did you see all those pigs in the street?  That\'s the\nanswer, right there.\"\n\tShaking his head incredulously, the stranger settled back to his\ndrinking.  Within a short time, however, the liquor had convinced him that he\nwanted to try out a pig himself.  He had watched several miners walk upstairs\nto the trysting rooms with squealing piglets under their arms.  Now, he was\ngame to make his move.  He wandered out to the back of the saloon and chose\na nice fat, pink sow.  As he walked to the stairs, the entire saloon went\nquiet.  In the embarassing hush, all eyes were upon him.\n\t\"What\'s the matter?  I thought all you fellows did this!\"\n\t\"Yeah, but that\'s Black Bart\'s girl,\" replied the barkeep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22295,62,'\nA sweet young schoolteacher who had always been virtuous was invited to go\nfor a ride in the country with the gym instructor, whom she admired.  Under\na tree on the bank of a quiet lake, she struggled with her conscience and\nwith the gym instructor and finally gave in to the latter.  Sobbing\nuncontrollably she asked her seducer,\n\t\"How can I ever face my students again, knowing I have sinned twice?\"\n\t\"Twice?\" asked the young man, confused.\n\t\"Why, yes,\" said the sweet teacher, wiping a tear from her eye.\n\"You\'re going to do it again, aren\'t you?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22296,62,'\nA toast to the kisses you\'ve snatched and vice-versa.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22297,62,'\nA vasectomy means never having to say you\'re sorry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22298,62,'\nA virgin is chaste.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22299,62,'\nA virginal is a harpsichord that has never been plucked.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22300,62,'\nA virtuous abstinence from the joys of pederasty comes most easily to those\nwho have no taste for it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22301,62,'\nA widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age.\n\t\t-- Addison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22302,62,'\nA witty writer, K. Kraus in the Vienna \"Fackel\", has as it were, expressed\nthis truth paradoxically in the cynical saying: \"Coitus is merely an\nunsatisfactory substitute for onanism!\"\n\t\t-- Sigmund Freud, attempting to explain why\n\t\t   masturbation is \"by no means harmless\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22303,62,'\nA woman is driving down the street, her ten-year-old daughter belted into\nthe passenger seat.  The daughter asks \"Mommy, how old are you?\"\n\tThe mother says \"That\'s a personal question. It\'s not nice to ask\npeople personal questions.\"\n\tThe daughter thinks a while, then asks \"Mommy, how much do you weigh?\"\n\tThe mother replies \"That\'s a personal question too.  I\'m not going\nto tell you.\"\n\tChastised, the daughter asks no more questions.  The mother parks the\ncar. \"I\'m going to see Mrs. Tristan for a couple of minutes.  You stay here in\nthe car and watch my purse.\"\n\tAfter the mother leaves, the daughter removes her mother\'s driver\'s\nlicense from the purse, studies it for a few minutes and replaces it.  When\nher mother returns they drive off.  The little girl comments:\n\t\"Mommy, I know how old you are.  You\'re 32.\"\n\t\"That\'s right!  How did you know?\"\n\t\"And you weigh 119 pounds.\"\n\t\"Did you look in my purse?\"\n\t\"And I know why you and Daddy divorced.\"\n\t\"You *do*?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" said the daughter. \"Because you flunked sex!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22304,62,'\n\"A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin\' through her drawers.\"\n\t\t-- Blind Lemon Pledge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22305,62,'\nA young couple jumped out of their car and dashed into the park.  \nThey hurriedly found a secluded spot and began to make frenzied, passionate \nlove.  Shortly thereafter, as they were driving away, the young man turned \nto her and said, \"If I had known you were a virgin, I\'d have taken more time.\"\n\nShe replied, \"If I had known you had more time, I\'d have taken off my\npantyhose.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22306,62,'\nA young man asked his father to lend him $50 for a blowjob, whereupon his\nfather solemnly replied, \"When I was young we used to settle for a kiss.\"\n\nThe son retorted, \"OK, how about $50 for a long low kiss?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22307,62,'\nA young woman was afflicted with three brothers who had a friendly competition\nas to who was the best practical joker.  When she announced her marriage,\nlike all good brothers, they immediately found out where the honeymoon would\nbe and repaired there to do their worst, er, best.  The brother who was a\ncarpenter went first, and came back out in five minutes.  The brother who\nworked as a plumber went second and was out in about half an hour.  Finally,\nthe brother employed as a dentist went inside and came out almost immediately.\nA few days after the start of their sister\'s honeymoon the brothers each\nreceived a telegram from their sister.  It read:\n\n\tI liked the couch falling apart when we sat on it.  I was amused\n\twhen the shower went cold five minutes after it started.  But I\'m\n\tgoing to kill whoever put the novocaine into the KY jelly...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22308,62,'\nA.I. hackers do it with robots.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22309,62,'\nAC/DC is a rock band.\n                -- Bisexuality, 101\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22310,62,'\nAdmittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, \nand a lot more that are worse; but there\'s nothing quite like it...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22311,62,'\nAfter a few steamy dances and a few more drinks, the pickup couple\nare back at his place tearing their clothes off.  Things are really\nstarting to heat up when he leaps out of bed and starts frantically\nrummaging through a dresser drawer.\n\t\"What are you doing?\" she asks.\n\t\"Just a second, honey, I\'m trying to find my lucky rubber.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22312,62,'\nAfter an evening at the theatre and several nightcaps at an intimate little\nbistro, the young man whispered to his date, \"How do you feel about making\nlove to men?\"\n\t\"That\'s MY business,\" she snapped.\n\t\"Ah,\" he said.  \"A professional.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22313,62,'\nAfter cocktails in the Oak Room, the graying millionaire took the blond,\nattractive, wholesome, winning young woman up to his suite.  They chatted\nfor a while, and then kissed on the couch.  A little fondling, some feeling\nand petting ... to which the young lady lent herself shyly ... and then they\nwere in the wide, cool bed, naked together.  They chatted more, established\na communion, a rapport the older man considered remarkably gratifying.  The\ngirl seemed sympatico, innocent, good.  \n\t\"Yes, that was it,\" he thought, \"essentially good.  Why, she could \nbe my own daughter.\"  He smiled into the young girl\'s deep blue eyes.\n\t\"Tell me,\" he asked, his hand on her breast, \"What\'s a nice girl\nlike you doing in a hotel like this?\"\n\t\"Oh, about $2000 a week, with tips.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22314,62,'\nAfter I run your program, let\'s make love like crazed weasels, OK?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22315,62,'\nAfter Joan and Max had been married for 25 years, Max became disinterested\nin sex, and his libido began to wan dramatically.  In desperation, Joan\nhauled him to a marriage couselor, who listened patiently to Joan\'s complaints\nand Max\'s protestations.  Max claimed that he was being nagged unmercifully\nto fulfill Joan\'s needs, and that after awhile every marriage tended to\nbecome less physical.  Joan said that that wasn\'t true and that she had\nneeds and desires that he, as her husband, was expected to fulfill.  Finally,\nthe counselor issued the verdict. \"Max,\" he said, \"Everybody has to give a\nlittle for a marriage to work.  From now on, no matter how you feel at the\ntime, you must give Joan her conjugal rights at least semi-annually.  And,\nremember, do it in a loving, considerate manner; after all, you and your\nwife are a partnership of love.\"  Joan was delighted, and floated out of the\ncounselor\'s offices.  On the way downstairs, she nudged Max.\n\n\"So, honey, tell me... how many times a week is semi-annually?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22316,62,'\nAfter repeatedly warding off her date\'s amorous advances during the evening,\nthe pretty young thing decided to put her foot down: \"See here,\" she shouted\nindignantly.  \"This is positively the last time I\'m going to tell you `no\'.\"\n\n\"Splendid!\" exclaimed her date.  \"Now we can start making some progress.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22317,62,'\nAfter rushing into a drugstore, the nervous young man was obviously\nembarrassed when a prim thirty-ish woman asked if she could serve him.\n\t\"N-no,\" he stammered, \"I\'d like to see the druggist.\"\n\t\"I\'m the druggist\", she replied cheerfully.\n\t\"Oh.. well, uh, it\'s nothing important,\" he said, and turned to leave.\n\t\"Young man,\" said the woman, \"my sister and I have been running this\ndrugstore for nearly ten years.  There is nothing you can tell us that will\nembarrass us.\n\t\"Well, all right,\" he said.  \"I have this awful sexual hunger that\nnothing will appease.  No matter how many times I make love, I still want to\nmake love again and again.  Is there anything you can give me for it?\"\n\t\"Just a moment,\" said the woman, \"I\'ll have to discuss this with my\nsister.\"\n\tA few minutes later, she returned.  \"The best we can do,\" she said,\n\"is room and board and a half-interest in the business.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22318,62,'\n\tAfter spending a forbidden night on the town, two young nuns were\ntrying to sneak through the fence surrounding their Convent.\n\t\"You know,\" giggled one as she held the wire apart for the other to\ncrawl through, \"I feel like a Marine.\"\n\t\"So do I,\" the other nun sighed, \"but where are we going to find one\nat three in the morning?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22319,62,'\nAfter we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.\n\t\t-- Joan Rivers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22320,62,'\nAh spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22321,62,'\nAlaska, where Moosehead isn\'t a beer, it\'s a misdemeanor.\n\nQ:\tYou know how to figure out if your lover\'s been \"invovlved\"?\nA:\tAntler marks on their hips.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22322,62,'\nAlcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate,\nthe third is routine.  After that you just take the girl\'s clothes off.\n\t\t-- Raymond Chandler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22323,62,'\nAlex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his\ndaughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.\n\t\"What\'s the matter, darling?\" asked Alex.\n\t\"Mommy almost died last night,\" sobbed Rose.\n\t\"That\'s nonsense,\" said the father.  \"Why do you say that?\"\n\t\"Well,\" said Rose,\"you always told us that when we die we\'ll see God;\nso when I heard Mommy moaning last night I rushed to her bedroom and she was\nscreaming, \"Oh God, here I come,\" and she would have but Uncle Jerry held her\ndown.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22324,62,'\n\"Algorithms\" is an anagram for \"Hilt orgasm\".  Maybe this explains\nthe popularity of this field of study in computer science.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22325,62,'\nAll a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs, and a warm\nplace to shift.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22326,62,'\n\"All I need is a little room to lay my hat and a few friends.\"\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker to a real estate agent,\n\t\t   on looking for an apartment\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22327,62,'\nAll I really want in life is a piece and some quiet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22328,62,'\nAlways talk to your wife while you\'re making love... if there\'s a phone handy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22329,62,'\nAmerica cannot be sold a can of beer without being offered a piece of\npussy along with it.\n\t\t-- Julius Lester\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22330,62,'\nAmerica\'s two greatest inventions are finger-fucking and carpet-bombing.\n\t\t-- Lyndon B. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22331,62,'\nAn 11 is a 10 who doesn\'t have headaches.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22332,62,'\nAn acid is like a woman:  a good one will eat through your pants.\n\t\t-- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22333,62,'\nAn Aggie was appointed ambassador to Japan.  Two weeks before\nofficially reporting to the embassy, he went from geisha house to geisha\nhouse.  While making love to a geisha girl, he heard her repeat, \"Yaki-san,\nyaki-san.\"\n\tRight away the Aggie thought to himself, \"I\'ve learned my first\nJapanese word.  It must be an expression of joy.\"\n\tWhen he reported to the embassy, he received his first assignment,\nwhich was to escort the prime minister of Japan around the golf course.\nAfter having played a couple of holes, the prime minister teed-off and made\na hole-in-one.  The prime minister jumped up and down shouting, \"Bonsai!\nBonsai!\"\n\tQuickly, thinking that this was the perfect chance to show off the\nnew Japanese word that he\'d learned, the Aggie exclaimed, \"Yaki-san,\nyaki-san!\"\n\tThe prime minister turned to the Aggie in surprise and exclaimed,\n\"What do you mean, wrong hole?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22334,62,'\nAn egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once; it gets\neaten once.  It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only\nperson who will sit on its face is its mother.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22335,62,'\nAn eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her\nporch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.  She\npicks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!  The genie\ntells the woman the he will grant her any three wishes her heart desires.\n\tAfter a bit of thought, she says, \"I wish I were young and\nbeautiful!\"  And POOF!  In a cloud of smoke she becomes a young, beautiful,\nvoluptuous woman.\n\tAfter a little more thought, she says, \"I would like to be rich\nfor the rest of my life.\"  And POOF!  When the smoke clears, there are\nstacks and stacks of money lying on the porch.\n\tThe genie then says, \"Now, madam, what is your final wish?\"\n\t\"Well,\" says the woman, \"I would like for you to transform my\nfaithful old cat, whom I have loved dearly for fifteen years, into a young\nhandsome prince!\"\n\tAnd with another billow of smoke the cat is changed into a tall,\nhandsome, young man, with dark hair, dressed in a dashing uniform.\n\tAs they gaze at each other in adoration, the prince leans over to\nthe woman and whispers into her ear, \"Now, aren\'t you sorry you had me\nfixed?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22336,62,'\nAnd having stretched me out upon his bed with my head a little to one side,\nhe sat down next to me and raised my head upon his lap.  He peered avidly at\nme, his eyes seemed ready to devour the secretion oozing from my nose.  \"Oh,\nthe pretty little snotface,\" said he, beginning to pant, \"How I\'m going to\nsuck her.\"  Therewith bending down over me, and taking my nose in his mouth,\nnot only did he devour all the mucus between my nose and mouth, but he even\nlewdly darted the tip of his tongue into each of my nostrils, one after the\nother, and with such cleverness he provoked two or three sneezes which\nredoubled the flow he desired and was consuming so hungrily.  But ask me for\nno details bearing upon this fellow, Messieurs, nothing appeared, and whether\nbecause he did nothing, or becaues he did it all in his drawers, there was\nnothing to be seen, and amidst the multitude of his kisses and lecherous\nlickings there was nothing outstanding which might have denoted an ecstasy,\nand consequently it is my opinion that he did not discharge.  All my clothes\nwere in place, even his hands stayed still, and I give you my word that this\nold libertine\'s fantasy might be performed upon the world\'s most repectable\nand least initiated girl without her being able to suppose there was anything\nlewd in it at all.\n\t\t-- Marquis de Sade\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22337,62,'\nAnother nun joke!!!\n\tYou see, three nuns were walking down the street, when suddenly\nthis flasher jumped out in front of them and opened his trench coat,\nexposing his all to the sisters.  Well, two of the nuns had strokes right\nthere, but the third nun wouldn\'t touch it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22338,62,'\nAny girl who believes that the way to a man\'s heart is through\nhis stomach is obviously setting her standards too high.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22339,62,'\nAPL hackers take all they want.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22340,62,'\nApple owners do it with mice!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22341,62,'\nAs long as your ass is pointed at the ground, don\'t fuck with me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22342,62,'\nAs my dear auntie used to say, \"Love makes the world go \'round, but sex\nmakes the ride fun.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22343,62,'\nAs part of an equal opportunity project, a memo was sent to all the offices\nwithin External Affairs asking for \"A list of all employees broken down by\nsex.\"\n\nOne of the memos was returned with the notation: \"I\'m sorry: we\nknow of nobody in this office who fits your criteria.  We do, however,\nhave two alcoholics.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22344,62,'\nAs she lay there dozing next beside me, a voice inside my head kept saying\n\"Relax... you\'re not the first doctor who\'s ever slept with one of his\npatients,\" but another voice kept reminding me, \"Howard, you\'re a veterinarian.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22345,62,'\nAs the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two\nfigures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road.  The driver blew\nhis horn and braked frantically, but the couple continued their lovemaking, \noblivious to his warnings.  The truck finally slid to a halt barely three\ninches from the pair.  \"Are you crazy?\" the driver screamed at them.  \"You\ncould have been killed!\"\n\nThe man stood up and faced the driver.  \"Well, I was coming, she was coming\nand you were coming,\" he panted, \"and you were the only one with brakes.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22346,62,'\nAs you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere\nwith flight.  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright\nBrothers.  They were watching birds one day, trying to figure out how to get\ntheir crude machine to fly, when suddenly it dawned on Wilbur.  \"Orville,\"\nhe said, \"all we have to do is remove the sexual organs!\" You should have\nseen their original design.] As a result, birds are very, very difficult to\narouse sexually.  You almost never see an aroused bird.  So when they want\nto reproduce, birds fly up and stand on telephone lines, where they monitor\ntelephone conversations with their feet.  When they find a conversation in\nwhich people are talking dirty, they grip the line very tightly until they\nare both highly aroused, at which point the female gets pregnant.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every\n\t\t   Teen Should Know\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22347,62,'\nAsked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old\nwoman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, \"The way I look at it,\nshe\'s the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.\"\n\t\t-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22348,62,'\nAss, grass or gas... nobody rides for free!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22349,62,'\nAssassins do it from behind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22350,62,'\nAt her annual checkup, the attractive young woman is told by the doctor that\nit\'s necessary to take her temperature rectally.  She agrees and bends over\nthe examining table, but a few seconds later says indignantly, \"Doctor, that\'s\nNOT my rectum!\"\n\t\"Madam,\" says the doctor, \"that\'s not my thermometer!\"\n\tJust then, the woman\'s husband, hearing her voice, comes into the\nroom.  \"Just what the hell is going on here?\" he demands.\n\t\"I\'m taking your wife\'s temperature,\" the doctor cooly replies.\n\t\"Okay, doc, you know best,\" says the husband as he picks a scalpel\noff the doctor\'s desk, \"but when that thing comes out, it better have\nnumbers on it!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22351,62,'\nAttracted by repeated newspaper advertisements, and realizing that\nhis waist had gone both East and West despite his daily racquetball, a young\nexecutive appeared at a local health resort.  Looking over the several weight\nloss plans offered, he selected one guaranteed to reduce his weight by two\npounds per day.  After a light breakfast, and a almost non-existent lunch, he\nwas escorted to a large room, where a young, attractive woman told him that\n\"if he caught her, he could have her\".  After an hour of hard running, he\nfinally gave up; and weighing himself, was comforted to realize that he had\nlost just under three pounds.  Returning the next week, he chose the plan that\nwas to reduce his weight by four pounds per session.  After following the same\nregimen, he was again escorted to a large room, but after two hours of running,\nhe caught the young woman.  Weight loss, just over four pounds.  Returning the\nfollowing week, he chose to lose eight pounds in a single day.  He was shown\nto the largest room he\'d seen, by far, where he was confronted by a extremely\nmuscular, burly man, who looked him square in the eye, flung his towel into\na corner, and snarled, \"You know the rules.  Start running!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22352,62,'\nAttractive bisexual young woman seeks same for high mellow times.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22353,62,'\nB4 I4Q, RU/18 QT 3.1415926535?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22354,62,'\nBankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22355,62,'\nBarbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American\nIndians.  After a tour of a reservation they were on, she was curious as to\nthe number of feathers in the headdresses.  She asked a brave who had only\none feather in his headdress.  His reply was, \"Me have only one squaw, me\nhave only one feather.\"  She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow\nwas only joking.  This brave had four feathers in his headdress.  He replied,\n\"Me have four feathers, because me sleep with four squaws.\"\n\tStill not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of\nsquaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.  Now the Chief had a\nheaddress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.\nMs. W:\t\"Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?\"\nChief:\t\"Me Chief, me fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all.\"\nMs. W:\t\"You ought to be hung!\"\nChief:\t\"You damned right, me hung.  Big like buffalo, long like snake.\"\nMs. W:\t\"You don\'t have to be so hostile!\"\nChief:\t\"Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all.\"\nMs. W:\t\"Oh, dear!\"\nChief:\t\"No deer, me no fuck deer.  Asshole too high and fuckers run\n\t\ttoo fast.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22356,62,'\nBEAT ME, BITE ME, WHIP ME, FUCK ME!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22357,62,'\nBeat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, make me write bad checks!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22358,62,'\nBefore he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, \nGuinevere, into her chastity belt.  Then he summoned his loyal friend and \nsubject Sir Lancelot.  \"Lancelot, noble knight,\" said Arthur, \"within this \nsturdy belt is imprisoned the virtue of my wife.  The key to this chaste \ntreasure I will entrust to only one man in the world.  To you.\"\n\tHumbled before this great honor, Lancelot knelt, received his king\'s \nblessing and took charge of the key.  Arthur mounted his steed and rode off.  \nNot half a mile from his castle, he heard hoofbeats behind him and turned to \nsee Sir Lancelot riding hard to catch up with him.\n\t\"What is amiss, my friend?\" asked the king.\n\t\"My lord,\" gasped Lancelot, \"you have given me the wrong key!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22359,62,'\n\"Before we get married,\" said the young woman to her fiancee, \"I want to\nconfess some affairs that I\'ve had in the past.\"\n\t\"But you told me all about those a few weeks ago,\" her young man\nreplied. \n\t\"Yes, darling,\" she explained, \"but that was a few weeks ago.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22360,62,'\nBend over and take it like a man!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22361,62,'\nBetween two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22362,62,'\nBi now, gay later!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22363,62,'\nBill and Jim were walking home from work.  As they walked along, they \ndiscussed their wives\' spending habits.  \"I don\'t understand how women \ncan spend so much money,\" Bill exclaimed.  \"I mean, understand, she \ndon\'t drink, and she\'s got her own pussy!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22364,62,'\nBill had just returned from a week of honeymooning, and his best \nfriend asked him how it went.\n\t\"The first night we did it nine times,\" Bill said.  \"The second \nnight, eight times.  The third night, seven times.  The fourth night, six \ntimes.  The fifth night, five times.  The sixth night, four times, and the \nlast night, nothing!\"\n\t\"Nothing?\" his pal asked.  \"How come?\"\n\t\"Hey, you ever tried putting a marshmallow in a parking meter?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22365,62,'\nBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22366,62,'\nBookstores will soon be stocking a volume called \"The Unsensuous\nCensus Taker\".  It\'s about a guy who comes once every ten years.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22367,62,'\nBrain on vacation, penis on autopilot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22368,62,'\n\t\"Breakfast sometime?\"\n\t\"Sure.\"\n\t\"Shall I call you or just nudge you?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22369,62,'\n\"But if it\'s 80');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22370,62,' glucose, then why does it taste salty?\"\n\t\t-- Anonymous med school student.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22371,62,'\n... But the reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot\nbe produced by either of the parties working alone.  It is akin to the\nbenefits of sex with a partner, as opposed to masturbation.  The latter\nis fun, but you show me anyone who has gotten a baby from playing with\nhim or herself, and I\'ll show you an ugly baby, with just a whole bunch\nof knuckles.\n\t\t-- Harlan Ellison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22372,62,'\nBut we\'ve only fondled the surface of that subject.\n\t\t-- Virginia Masters, of Master & Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22373,62,'\nBuy old masters.  They fetch better prices than old mistresses.\n\t\t-- Lord Beaverbrook\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22374,62,'\nCall for Ms. Lingus, Ms. Connie Lingus...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22375,62,'\n\t\"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your penis?\"\n\t\"Uh, not right now.\"\n\t\"Tsk.  A girl has to have some standards.\"\n\t\t-- \"Real Genius\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22376,62,'\nChaste makes waste.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22377,62,'\nChastity is its own punishment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22378,62,'\nClaude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck,\nand it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins, \"Jitterbug Perfume\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22379,62,'\nClose the door, let me give you what you\'ve been waiting for!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22380,62,'\nCoffee without caffeine.  Beer without alcohol.  Milk without fat.\nWhat\'s next?  Bridal suites with bunk beds?\n\t\t-- Orben\'s Current Comedy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22381,62,'\nCoito ergo sum.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22382,62,'\nCoitus is punishment for the happiness of being together.  Live as\nascetically as possible... that is the only possible way for me to\nendure marriage.  But she?\n\t\t-- Franz Kafka\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22383,62,'\nCollege is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later\nyou wish you\'d never come.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22384,62,'\nCome up and see me sometime.  Come Wednesday, that\'s amateur night.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22385,62,'\nCommit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Henry IV\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22386,62,'\nCommunists do it without class.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22387,62,'\nComputer scientists are programmed to do it by macro insertion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22388,62,'\nCondoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.\n\n\t[Taking a shower in raincoat?  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22389,62,'\nCondoms are the feminists\' revenge on men for diaphrams.\n\t\t-- Robin Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22390,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\ta smart man knows on which side his broad is better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22391,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tboy who play with himself pulls boner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22392,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tchild conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission\n\t\tturn out to be shiftless bastard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22393,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\teplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22394,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tfool man climb tree to get cherries;  wise man spread limbs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22395,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tKotex not best thing on earth, but next to best.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22396,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman and mouse the same, both end up in pussy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22397,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who arrives late to party will find himself beaten to the punch!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22398,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who beat off in car have hot rod.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22399,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who fights with wife all day, gets not peace at night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22400,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who fishes in other man\'s well often catch crabs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22401,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22402,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22403,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who kiss girl\'s behind, get crack in face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22404,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who lay girl on hill, not on level.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22405,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who lie under car, get tired -- man who stand behind car,\n\t\tget exhausted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22406,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22407,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who lose key to girlfriend\'s apartment get no new key.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22408,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who make love on ground have piece on Earth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22409,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22410,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22411,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who pull out too fast leave rubber.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22412,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22413,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22414,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who sleeps with old hen finds it\'s better than pullet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22415,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who streak unsuited for work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22416,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman who suck nipples make clean breast of things.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22417,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman with athletic finger make broad jump\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22418,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman with head up ass have shitty outlook on life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22419,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tman with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22420,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tmodern house without toilet uncanny.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22421,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tpassionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22422,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tseven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22423,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\tsquirrel who run up woman\'s leg not find nuts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22424,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman should not marry basketball players -- they dribble before\n\t\tthey shoot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22425,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22426,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22427,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22428,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who goes to man\'s apartment for snack, may get tit bit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22429,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22430,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22431,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22432,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman who spring on inner-spring this spring, have off-spring\n\t\tnext spring.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22433,62,'\nConfucious say:\n\twoman\'s irginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22434,62,'\nConserve energy -- make love more slowly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22435,62,'\nConsider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal it is which never\nentrusts its life to one hole only.\n\t\t-- Titus Maccius Plautus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22436,62,'\nCouples in motion have moments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22437,62,'\nCritics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it\'s done, they\'ve\nseen it done every day, but they\'re unable to do it themselves.\n\t\t-- Brendan Behan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22438,62,'\nCunnilingus is next to cleanliness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22439,62,'\nCunnilingus is next to godliness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22440,62,'\nDance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22441,62,'\n\"Darling\", said the young bride, \"tell me what\'s bothering you.\nWe promised to share all our joys and sorrows, remember?\"\n\t\"But this is different,\" protested her husband.\n\t\"Together, darling,\" she insisted, \"we will bear the burden.\nNow tell me what our problem is.\"\n\t\"Well,\" said the husband, \"we\'ve just become the father of a\nbastard child.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22442,62,'\n\"Darling,\" he breathed, \"after making love I doubt if I\'ll \nbe able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the phone?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22443,62,'\n\"Darling,\" she whispered, \"will you still love me after we are married?\"\n\nHe considered this for a moment and then replied, \"I think so. I\'ve\nalways been especially fond of married women.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22444,62,'\nDear Abby:\n\tI just met the most terrific girl and we get along fabulously.  I\nthink she\'s the one for me.  There\'s just one problem: I can\'t remember\nfrom our first date if she told me she had TB or VD.  What should I do?\n\t\t\t--Confused\n\nDear Confused:\n\tIf she coughs, fuck her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22445,62,'\nDemonstrating once again the importance of the lowly comma, this\ntelegram was sent from a wife to her husband:\n\t\"NOT GETTING ANY, BETTER COME HOME AT ONCE.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22446,62,'\nDesperate because her husband hadn\'t made love to her in months, a lonely\nhousewife finally mustered her courage and went to their doctor for advice.\nThe doctor was very sympathetic and wrote out a prescription for pills that\nwere guaranteed to rekindle the husband\'s ardor in a big way.  \"They\'ll make\nhim horny as hell,\" the doctor confided, \"but they\'re very potent, so just\nput one in whatever he\'s drinking.\"\n\tUpon arriving home, the woman left the pills on the kitchen counter\nand dashed off to the supermarket.  It didn\'t take long before the cat jumped\nup, knocked them over onto the floor, and ate a couple, as did the family\ndog.  And when the husband got home with a headache, he took a few thinking\nthey were aspirin.\n\tWhen the housewife returned, she was horrified to see the dog humping\nthe cat and the cat jumping all over the dog, but even stranger was the sight\nof her husband with his penis inside the pencil sharpener on the counter.\n\"What in heaven\'s name are you doing, John?\" she cried.\n\t\"See that mosquito?\" he replied.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22447,62,'\nDial 911.  Make a cop come.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22448,62,'\nDid Detroit invent the back seat to destroy the morals of America?\n\t\t-- Ed Sanders\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22449,62,'\nDid you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already\nbeen born?\n\t\t-- Benny Hill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22450,62,'\nDistributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22451,62,'\nDIVE!!!  DIVE!!!  DIVE!!!\nUP PERISCOPE!!!\n\n(Ooops, sorry, wrong fantasy.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22452,62,'\nDo I like getting drunk?  Depends on who\'s doing the drinking.\n\t\t-- Amy Gorin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22453,62,'\nDo infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22454,62,'\nDo not stoop to tie your laces in your neighbor\'s melon patch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22455,62,'\nDo something big -- fuck a giant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22456,62,'\n\"Do you cheat on your wife?\" asked the psychiatrist.\n\n\"Who else?\" answered the patient.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22457,62,'\n\t\"Do you smoke after sex?\"\n\t\"Why, do you know, I\'ve never looked!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22458,62,'\nDoctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22459,62,'\nDocumentation is like sex:  when it is good, it is very, very good; and\nwhen it is bad, it is better than nothing.\n\t\t-- Dick Brandon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22460,62,'\n\tDoes anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a\nwhite electric blanket?  I\'m afraid to wash it in the machine.\n\nThanks, Kathy.  (front desk, x17)\n\np.s.\tAlso, anyone ever used Noxema on friction burns? Or is Vaseline better?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22461,62,'\nDoin\' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22462,62,'\nDon\'t knock masturbation, it\'s sex with someone I love.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22463,62,'\nDon\'t let your mouth write no check that your tail can\'t cash.\n\t\t-- Bo Diddley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22464,62,'\nDon\'t look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22465,62,'\nDon\'t look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22466,62,'\nDrinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam:\nthat is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals.\n\t\t-- Pierre de Beaumarchais, \"Le Marriage de Figaro\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22467,62,'\nDry fucking: that\'s man on top of woman, the action is the same as fucking,\nbut you\'re dressed.  It\'s great for the girl... you\'re hitting and rubbing\nexactly the area that you ought to be... I still like that.\n\t\t-- Grace Slick\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22468,62,'\nDuring a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her \nhusband: \"That\'s not true, I do enjoy sex!\"  Then, turning to the counselor,\nshe added: \"But this fiend expects it three or four times a year!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22469,62,'\nEd, a traveling salesman, had his car break down in the middle of a \nblizzard.  He trudged to a nearby farmhouse where the farmer told him that, \nwhile they were short of beds, he could sleep with his daughter.  She proved \nto be eighteen and beautiful.   So they went to bed, and shortly, Ed made a \npass at the daughter.  \"Stop that!\" she said.  \"I\'ll call my father.\"  \n\tHe desisted.  But half an hour later he made another attempt.  \"Uh, \nstop ... that,\" she said.  \"I\'ll call my father.\"\n\tBut she moved closer to him, so he made a third try.  This time, no\nprotest, no threat.  Just as Ed, satisfied, was about to drowse off, she \ntugged at his pajama sleeve.  \"Could we do that again?\" she asked.  \n\tEd obliged, and this time fell asleep only to be awakened by the \ntug at his sleeve.  \"Again?\"  \n\tAnd again Ed obliged.  But when his sleep was once more interrupted\nby the tugging at his pajama sleeve, Ed indignantly pulled it away from her\nand mumbled, \"Stop that!  Or I\'ll call your father.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22470,62,'\nEE\'s do it without shorts.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22471,62,'\nElectrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22472,62,'\nEvangelists do it with Him watching.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22473,62,'\nEver notice that the women who are against abortion are the ones you\nwouldn\'t want to fuck in the first place?\n\t\t-- George Carlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22474,62,'\nEvery dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22475,62,'\nEvery harlot was a virgin once.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22476,62,'\nEveryone in the smart nightclub was amazed by the old gentleman, \nobviously pushing 70, tossing off manhattans and cavorting around the dance \nfloor like a 20-year old.  Finally curiousity got the best of the cigarette \ngirl.  \"I beg your pardon, sir,\" she said, \"but I\'m amazed to see a gentleman\nof your age living it up like a youngster.  Tell me, are all of your faculties\nunimpaired?\"\n\tThe old fellow looked up at the girl sadly and shook his head.  \"Not \nall, I\'m afraid.\" he said.  \"Just last evening I went nightclubbing with a \ngirlfriend -- we drank and danced all night and finally rolled into her place \nabout two A.M.  We went to bed immediately, and I was asleep almost as soon\nas my head hit the pillow.  I woke around three-thirty and nudged my girl.\"\n\t\"Why, George,\" she said in suprise, \"we did that fifteen minutes ago.\"\n\t\"So you see,\" the old boy said sadly, \"my memory is beginning to \nfail me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22477,62,'\nExcept for 75');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22478,62,' of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.\n\t\t-- Ellyn Mustard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22479,62,'\n\tFarmer Johnson was drunk again.\n\t\"You know, Anna,\" he said to his long-suffering wife, \"if you could\nonly lay eggs we could get rid of all those damn chickens.\"\n\tAnna said nothing.  Farmer Johnson tried again.  \"You know, Anna, if\nonly you could give milk we could get rid of that expensive herd of cows.\"\n\tAnna looked at him coolly. \"You know, Jack,\" she said, \"if only you\ncould get it up once in a while we could get rid of your brother Bob.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22480,62,'\nFather:\tSon, it\'s time we talked about sex.\nSon:\tSure, Dad, what do you want to know?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22481,62,'\nFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22482,62,'\n\t\"First, I\'m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a little tight,\"\nsaid the guy aggressively.\n\t\"Oh, no, you\'re not,\" said the girl.\n\t\"Then I\'ll take you to dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in \ntown.\"\n\t\"Oh, no, you won\'t.\"\n\t\"Then I\'ll take you to my apartment and mix up a pitcher of daiquiris.\"\n\t\"Oh, no, you won\'t.\"\n\t\"Then I\'m going to make violent, mad, passionate love to you.\"\n\t\"Oh, no, you\'re not.\"\n\t\"And I\'m not going to take any precautions either!\" said the guy.\n\t\"Oh, yes, you are!!\" said the girl.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22483,62,'\nFloppy now, hard later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22484,62,'\nFor a gay time, call 555-9483.  Ask for Brucie.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22485,62,'\nFor a good time, call 555-9484.  Ask for Cathy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22486,62,'\nFor a good time, call 555-9485.  Ask for Michael.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22487,62,'\nFor children, a woman.\nFor pleasure, a boy.\nFor sheer ecstasy, a melon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22488,62,'\nFor flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel\nand cook.\n\t\t-- Quentin Crisp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22489,62,'\nFor her first week\'s salary the gorgeous new secretary was given an \nexquisite nightgown of imported lace.  The next week her salary was raised!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22490,62,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#15\n\nSex:\n\tWomen prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.  Men prefer 30-40 seconds of\nforeplay.  Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.\n\nMaturity:\n\tWomen mature much faster than men.  Most 17-year-old females can\nfunction as adults.  Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards\nand giving each other wedgies after gym class.  This is why high school\nromances rarely work out.\n\nHandwriting:\n\tTo their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship.  They just\nchicken-scratch.  Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their\n\"i\'s\" with circles and hearts.  Women use ridiculously large loops in their\n\"p\'s\" and \"g\'s\".  It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman.  Even\nwhen she\'s dumping you, she\'ll put a smiley face at the end of the note.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22491,62,'\nFORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:\t#18\n\nSexual frequency:\n\tThe average man would prefer having sex every evening, or every\nmorning, or maybe both if he\'s under 25.  The average woman would like to\nhave sex non-stop all weekend, once a month.\n\nShopping:\n\tIt\'s no coincidence that L.L. Bean, Sears, and Roebuck were all men.\nMen don\'t like to shop.  If a man can\'t foist the job off on some woman, he\nwill grit his teeth and plan the outing as he would a jungle expedition.\nHe wants a map of the store showing where he has to go to get item X in\ncolor Y in the correct size, which he doesn\'t know.  Even then it takes him\nhalf an hour to get there from the entrance.  When he\'s finally accomplished\nhis mission, he\'ll discover that he forgot his checkbook.  Women shop to\nrelax.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22492,62,'\nFortune personals:\n\tSDW/M, 35, offers French lessons for ladies.\n\tIf you desire fluency in the French tongue,\n\tthis cunning linguist can lick your problem.\n\tFortune -- P.O. Box 478\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22493,62,'\nFortune Personals:\n\tSWBiM, 29.  Gr/Fr/Mild English.  Have\n\town moose, hoop.  Sincere inquiries\n\tonly.  Discreet.  Fortune P.O. Box 1910.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22494,62,'\nFortune presents:\n\tUSEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, #3.\n\nKie estas la plej proksima masa^gejo?\tWhere\'s the nearest massage parlor?\nVi dolorigas min.\t\t\tYou\'re hurting me.\nMi deziras viziti usonan kuraciston.\tI want to see an American doctor.\nMi deziras a^ceti kontraugraveda^jojn.\tI would like to buy some\n\t\t\t\t\t\tcontraceptives.\n^Cu tiu estis ankau bona por ci?\tWas it good for you too?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22495,62,'\nFortune presents:\n\tUSEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, #4.\nMia ^svebo^sipo estas plena je angiloj.\tMy hovercraft is full of eels.\nNeniu anticipas la hispanan\t\tNo one expects the Spanish\n\tInkvizicion.\t\t\t\tInquisition.\nLa solvo estas kvardekdu.\t\tThe answer is forty-two.\nAdiau, kaj dankoj por ^ciom da fi^so.\tSo long, and thanks for all the fish.\n^Cu estas krajono en via po^so, au ^cu\tIs that a pencil in your pocket,\n\tvi feli^cas pri vidi min?\t\tor are you happy to see me?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22496,62,'\nFortune understands that the vote on a bill to legalize bisexuality\ncould go either way.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22497,62,'\nFortune\'s Guide to Movies:\nG:   No girl.\nPG:  The hero gets the girl.\nR:   The bad guy gets the girl, then the good guy gets the girl.\nX:   The hero still gets the girl in the end, but he\'s never sure\n\twhich end it will be.\nXXX: Everybody gets the girl.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22498,62,'\n\t\t\t\t\tFROM THE DESK OF\n\t\t\t\t\tSnow White\n\nDear Snow White:\n\n\tThanks for last night.\n\n\t\tSleepy, Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22499,62,'\nGardeners do it in raised beds.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22500,62,'\n\t\"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at More Science High has an extracurricular \nactivity except you.\"\n\t\"Well, gee, doesn\'t Louise count?\"\n\t\"Only to ten, Mudhead.\"\n\n\t\t\t-- Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22501,62,'\nGentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen?\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22502,62,'\nGeometry teaches us to bisex angels.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22503,62,'\nGeorge, after tying on a whopper the night before, woke up in the morning to\nfind a pathetically unattractive woman sleeping blissfully beside him.  He\nleaped out of bed, dressed quickly, and furtively placed $100 on top of the\nbureau.  He then started to tiptoe out of the room.  But, as he passed the\nfoot of the bed, he felt a tug at his trouser leg.  Glancing down, he saw \nanother female even homelier than the one he\'d left in bed.  She gazed up \nat him soulfully, and asked, \"Nothing for the bridesmaid?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22504,62,'\nGirls are like pianos.  When they\'re not upright, they\'re grand!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22505,62,'\nGirls who put out are tramps.  Girls who don\'t are ladies.  This is,\nhowever, a rather archaic use of the word.  Should one of you boys happen\nupon a girl who doesn\'t put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you\nhave found a lady.  What you have probably found is a lesbian.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Metropolitan Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22506,62,'\nGirls would never stay out late if guys didn\'t make them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22507,62,'\nGive a man a free hand and he\'ll run it all over you.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22508,62,'\nGo out with girls Dutch treat -- pay for dinner, drinks, and the movie,\nand the rest of the evening is on her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22509,62,'\nGod built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter\nwhat style of fucking it practiced.  He made sex irresistibly pleasurable,\nwildly joyous, free from fears.  He made it innocent merriment.\n\tNeedless to say, fucking was an immediate smash hit.  Everyone\nagreed, from aardvarks to zebras.  All the jolly animals -- lions and\nlambs, rhinoceroses and gazelles, skylarks and lobsters, even insects,\nthough most of them fuck only once in a lifetime -- fucked along\ninnocently and merrily for hundreds of millions of years.  Maybe they\nwere dumb animals, but they knew a good thing when they had one.\n\t\t-- Alan Sherman, \"The Rape of the A*P*E*\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22510,62,'\nHackers do it bottom-up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22511,62,'\nHackers do it with all sorts of characters.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22512,62,'\nHackers do it with bugs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22513,62,'\nHackers do it with fewer instructions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22514,62,'\nHackers have kernel knowledge.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22515,62,'\nHackers know all the right MOVs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22516,62,'\nHang gliders go down very slowly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22517,62,'\n\tHarry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.\nNo matter how bad the situation, he would always say, \"Well, it could have\nbeen worse.\"\n\tTo cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a\nsituation so completely black, so dreadful, that even Harry could find no \nhope in it.  Approaching him at the club bar one day, one of them said,\n\"Harry!  Did you hear what happened to George?  He came home last night,\nfound his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned\nthe gun on himself!\"\n\t\"Terrible,\" said Harry.  \"But it could have been worse.\"\n\t\"How in hell,\" demanded his dumfounded friend, \"could it possibly\nhave been worse?\"\n\t\"Well,\" said Harry, \"if it had happened the night before, I\'d be\ndead right now.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22518,62,'\n\tHarry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his\nproposal of marriage as he was pretty sensitive about his artificial leg\nand afraid that no one would have him.  In fact, he couldn\'t bring himself\nto tell his fiancee about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger,\nnor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place.\nAll he kept saying was, \"Darling, I\'ve got a big surprise for you,\" at which\nshe blushed and smiled bewitchingly.\n\tThe wedding came and went, and the young couple were at last alone\nin their honeymoon suite. \"Now don\'t forget, Harry, you promised me a big\nsurprise,\" smiled the bride.\n\tUnable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his\nleg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife\'s hand on the stump.\n\t\"Hmmmmm,\" she said softly, \"that IS a surprise. But pass me the\nVaseline and I\'ll see what I can do!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22519,62,'\nHave you ever tried to tickle yourself?  Everybody has some wacko aunt or\nuncle that can just point at you and have you rolling with laughter.  But\nif you shove your fist in your underarm for a week and a half you won\'t\nlaugh.  Somehow your underarm just knows that it\'s *your* fist.  Thank God\nother parts of our bodies are dumber.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22520,62,'\nHaving discovered the possibility that other creatures could be used\nfor sexual intercourse, early man was likely to have made many such\nattempts... though it is doubtful that he was so sexually carnivorous\nas the Christian and Jewish Adam, who, rabbinical interpreters of the\nOld Testament tell us, had intercourse with every creature before God\nfinally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve.\n\t\t-- R.E. Masters\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22521,62,'\nHaving lost his potency years before, the octogenarian was desperate to\nsatisfy his new 18-year-old wife.  He visited a gypsy woman with magical\npowers.\n\tAfter the man downed a foul-tasting potion, the gypsy said, \"There.\nNow the words beep-beep will give you an enormous erection.  Repeating\nthe phrase will make it disappear.  But remember,\" she cautioned, \"it will\nwork only three times.  Make use of them wisely.\"\n\tAs the old man left, he decided to test her prediction.  \"Beep-beep,\"\nhe said, and sure enough, he got the biggest erection of his life.\n\"Beep-beep\", he repeated.  It went away.\n\tHe sped through traffic on his way home.  \"Beep-beep,\" honked a taxi.\nThe old man gasped as he instantly got hard.\n\t\"Beep-beep,\" honked a truck.  His erection wilted.\n\tPulling into his driveway at last, the frantic man rushed inside\nand found his nubile wife lying on the bed reading a novel.\n\t\"Have I got a surprise for you,\" he said, tearing off his clothes.\n\"Beep-beep!\"\n\t\"Hold on a second,\" his wife said, eyeing his magnificent erection.\n\"What\'s all this beep-beep shit?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22522,62,'\nHe does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Twelfth-Night\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22523,62,'\nHe had heard that a certain whorehouse had a reputation for the bizarre.\nSo he drove to the place and, once inside, asked the Madam if she had anything\nunusual for him to try.  \"Things are pretty slow today,\" she said, \"but I\ndo have one number you might enjoy.\"  She went on to describe a New Jersey\nhen that had been trained to do blow jobs.\n\t\"We\'ve got her here, but only for the day.\"\n\tThe visitor could hardly believe it, but he paid the fee and went\ninto a room with a hen.  After a frustrating hour of trying to force his\ncock into the hen\'s mouth, he figured out that he was dealing with nothing\nbut a plain old chicken.  He left.  Thinking about it later, he decided\nthat he had had so much fun trying that he returned the few days later and\nasked the Madam, \"Do you have anything new today?\"\n\t\"Come this way,\" she said, and led him to a dark room where a group\nof men were looking through a one-way mirror.  He saw that they were watching\na girl making it with a large doberman pinscher.\n\t\"Wow!\" he said to the man standing next to him.  \"This is really\ngreat!\"\n\tThe man replied, \"Man, it ain\'t nothin\'!  You shoulda been here\na week ago and seen the guy with the chicken!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22524,62,'\nHe used to kiss her on her lips, but it\'s all over now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22525,62,'\nHe was not only a great swordsman, but also a cunning linguist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22526,62,'\nHe was so ugly hookers used to tell him, \"Not on the first date.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22527,62,'\nHe who findeth sensuous pleasures in the bodies of lush, hot,\npink damsels is not righteous, but he can have a lot more fun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22528,62,'\nHe\'s gallantry personified, in fact, his brochures ought to\nread satisfaction guaranteed, or your virginity returned intact.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22529,62,'\nHe\'s learned about 50');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22530,62,' of the rules of sex and conversation;\nhe knows how to stick it in, but not how to stick it out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22531,62,'\nHe:\t\"If I made love to you, would you yell?\"\nShe:\t\"What do you want me to yell?\"\n\t\t-- Benny Hill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22532,62,'\nHe:\tDo you like Kipling?\nShe:\tOh, you naughty boy, I don\'t know!  I\'ve never kippled!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22533,62,'\nHeisenberg may have done it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22534,62,'\nHello, children!!\n\tThis is Uncle Dennis welcoming you to your very own fortune.\n\tToday we are going to hear a story, so sit right here on my lap\n\tand we can all start.  Comfortable?  Ah, yes, ah... Ah? Ah!!\n\n\tOne day, Rikki, the magic Pixie, went to visit Daisy Bumble in her\n\ttumbledown cottage.  He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he\n\tgrabbed her heaving ******* pulling her down on the bed and\n\thurriedly ripping off her thin *******.\n\n\tOld Nick, the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow.\n\tHe loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the\n\tpier where the men dressed as ladies ****** **** ******* *******\n\tof ***** ****** **** the ****** with a melon.\n\n\tRumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic\n\toak tree by the wobbly dum-dum tree in the shade of the enchanted\n\tglen down in Dingly Dell.  Here he sold contraceptives, ********\n\tand various appliances *** ******** *** ***** naked fun and *****\n\tthe ******** ******* *** into six or seven pairs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22535,62,'\nHelp!  I\'m a lesbian trapped in a gay man\'s body!\n                -- Bisexuality, 101\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22536,62,'\nHer kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22537,62,'\nHey baby!\n\nHow \'bout a brutal face fuck?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22538,62,'\nHEY KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:\n\tRemember, oral sex CAN cause pregnancy, unless you use an\noral contraceptive.  See your family planning clinic today!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22539,62,'\nHEY, KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:\n\tMasturbation isn\'t as simple as it looks.  Do it right!\nSend 50 cents for my illustrated booklet \"Masturbation techniques\nfor the teenager\".  Be sure to specify the male or female edition.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22540,62,'\nHOT TUB TIPS FOR WOMEN\n\tVol. I -- Etiquette\n\n1. It\'s not lady-like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, and then\n\tscream at the top of your lungs, \"Oh, yes, YES, BABY!\"\n2. Washing your partner\'s back is sexy.  Washing your panty hose is not.\n3. Nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience; don\'t spoil\n\tit for everyone with a thoughtless remark, such as \"My God, I\'ve\n\tseen bigger wangs on hamsters!\"\n4. It\'s O.K. to pass a joint while tubbing.  Don\'t pass anything else.\n5. Don\'t think you\'re fooling anybody by passing off your vibrator as a\n\ttoy submarine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22541,62,'\nHow come if you\'re horny it\'s lust, but if she\'s horny it\'s affection?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22542,62,'\nHow soon can you have sexual relations after your wife delivers?\nWell, depends on if she\'s in a ward or a private room.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22543,62,'\nHunters make the best lovers; they go deeper into the bush, shoot more often\nand *always* eat what they shoot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22544,62,'\nI believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22545,62,'\n\t\"I believe you have the wrong number,\" said the old gentleman into\nthe phone.  \"You\'ll have to call the weather bureau for that information.\"\n\t\"Who was that?\" his young wife asked.\n\t\"Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22546,62,'\nI bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub.\n\t\t-- Princess Diana, to a one-armed war veteran during\n\t\t   a visit to a London veterans hospital\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22547,62,'\nI bet you think you\'re pretty cool driving around without auto insurance.\nYou\'re probably saying to yourself, \"I\'m beating the system.\"  But what\'s\ngoing to happen when you get pulled over and lose your license because\nyou\'re not insured.  What girl\'s going to ride shotgun on a ten-speed on\na Saturday Night?  Yeah, you\'re going to be beating more than the system...\n\t\t-- auto insurance ad, heard on KNAC, Long Beach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22548,62,'\nI can understand companionship.  I can understand bought sex in the\nafternoon.  I cannot understand the love affair.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22549,62,'\nI don\'t discriminate on the basis of sex.\n                -- Bisexuality, 101\n\n        [An equal opportunity lover?  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22550,62,'\n\"I don\'t object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22551,62,'\n\"I don\'t really mind her being unfaithful,\" sighed the man to his\nmarriage counselor, \"but I just can\'t sleep three in a bed.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22552,62,'\nI don\'t remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of\nnature\'s sweet pleasures, and so handy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22553,62,'\n\"I finally found out what my ranch foreman husband really meant,\" sobbed\nthe recent bride, \"when he told me he\'d love me \'til the cows came home.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22554,62,'\nI had a virgin once.  I had to go to Guatemala for her.  She was blind\nin one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, \"Welcome to Miami\nBeach.\"\n\t\t-- The Stunt Man\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22555,62,'\n\"I have credit with this madam who runs a string of super callgirls,\"\nthe executive reminisced at his club bar, \"but when I got the bill for\nthe great head session one of them pleasured me with, I must say that\nit was enough to make a blown man cry.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22556,62,'\nI have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.  Come, let us\ntake our fill of love until the morning.\n\t\t-- Proverbs 7:17-18\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22557,62,'\nI heard there was a lot of sex on television these days,\nbut when I tried it I kept falling off.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22558,62,'\nI only date queers.\n                -- Bisexuality, 101\n\n        [I\'m not queer, but my boyfriend is!  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22559,62,'\n\"I own my own body, but I share\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22560,62,'\nI really had to act; \'cause I didn\'t have any lines.\n\t\t-- Marilyn Chambers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22561,62,'\nI think I\'ll snatch a kiss and flee.\n\t\t-- Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22562,62,'\n\t\"I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.\n\t\"Oh, how can you tell?\"\n\t\"Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn\'t hear the stereo.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22563,62,'\nI think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else\nthat has ever happened, and vice versa.\n\t\t-- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22564,62,'\n\"I think sex is better than logic, but I can\'t prove it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22565,62,'\nI thought Jackie O. was something you did in the bathroom.\n\t\t-- Strange de Jim\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22566,62,'\nI want a girl that can swallow my pride.\n\t\t-- Frank Zappa, \"Jewish Princess\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22567,62,'\nI want the same things all men do, Rice Krispies and some sucking.\n\t\t-- Dudley Moore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22568,62,'\nI was on vacation in Greece last summer, and was being driven round an island\nby a Greek cab-driver.  He was a friendly man, and as we drove, he told me\nabout various historic and scenic places he had been involved with.\n\t\"See the entrance to that church over there?  I built that with my\ntwo sons.  But do they call me `Dimitri the church builder\'?  Do they hell!\"\n\tAs we passed a dam, he said, \"See that dam?  Four of us built that\ndam by ourselves!  But do they call me `Dimitri the dam builder?\'  Hell, no!\"\n\tAs we passed a beautiful cottage, Dimitri started up again -- \"See\nthat house?  I built that for my wife with my own two hands!  But do they\ncall me `Dimitri the home builder\'?  No!  But just one little sheep!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22569,62,'\nI went to a wild party last night.  I tell ya, it was so wild, we played\na new version of Russian roulette.  We passed around six girls and one\nof them had V.D.\n\t\t-- Rodney Dangerfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22570,62,'\nI wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement?\n\t\t-- Tramp, \"Lady and the Tramp\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22571,62,'\nI wouldn\'t fuck her with your prick.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22572,62,'\nI\'d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he\'s working on now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22573,62,'\nI\'d walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22574,62,'\n\"I\'ll tell ya, Jeb,\" Wilbur said to his friend, \"the tractor business ain\'t\ndoin\' too well.  I ain\'t sold one all month.\n\t\"You think you\'ve got problems?\" Jeb replied.  \"The other day, I went\nout to milk Daisy, when she swatted me in the face with her tail, like she\nalways does.  So I took some twine and tied it to the rafters.  When I sat\ndown again, she kicked me like she always does.  So I tied her leg to the\nside of the stall.  When I started to sit down again, I could see her taking\naim with her other leg, so I tied it to the other side of the stall.  And I\'ll\ntell you what,\" he continued with a sigh, \"if you can convince my wife I was\ngonna *milk* that cow, I\'ll buy a tractor from you!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22575,62,'\nI\'m a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.\n\t\t-- Rodney Dangerfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22576,62,'\nI\'m a gay man trapped in a lesbian\'s body!\n\t\t-- The Queer Gospels of Madonna the Sloppily Conceived\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22577,62,'\nI\'m against group sex because I wouldn\'t know where to put my elbows.\n\t\t-- Martin Cruz Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22578,62,'\nI\'m for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22579,62,'\nI\'m for peace -- I\'ve yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say\n\"I\'ve just had a good war.\"\n\t       -- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22580,62,'\nI\'m going to Iowa for an award.  Then I\'m appearing at Carnegie Hall,\nit\'s sold out.  Then I\'m sailing to France to be honored by the French\ngovernment -- I\'d give it all up for one erection.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22581,62,'\n\t\"I\'m looking for adventure, excitement, beautiful women,\" cried the\nyoung man to his father as he prepared to leave home.  \"Don\'t try to\nstop me. I\'m on my way.\"\n\t\"Who\'s trying to stop you?\" shouted the father.  \"Take me along!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22582,62,'\n\"I\'m not against women.  Not often enough, anyway.\"\n\t\t-- NPR\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22583,62,'\nI\'m unbuttoning your shirt, unzipping your jeans....\n\nOh, I can feel your fingers on the keys, baby,\n\tI\'m getting WARM....\n\nI am getting there, oh yes,.  Oh, my. OH YES... OHHHH!\n\t...!!!rrrrrgh!!!!!\n\nHoney, that was *really* terrific, but, next time,\ncouldn\'t you please input a little SLOWER?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22584,62,'\nI\'ve been told that it\'s far more sensous to have a woman leave something\non rather than being totally nude.  Myself, I\'ve always felt that the lights\nwere more than enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22585,62,'\nI\'ve tried several varieties of sex.  The conventional position makes\nme claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.\n\t\t-- Tallulah Bankhead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22586,62,'\nIf all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn\'t be a\nbit surprised.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22587,62,'\n\"If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned\nshowgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I\'ll be on this\ncorner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.\"\n\t\t-- S. J. Perelman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22588,62,'\nIf being bi increases your chance of getting a date, does being poly\nincrease your chance of getting dumped?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22589,62,'\nIf ever you want to touch the hand and the heart of God Almighty, you can\ndo it through the body of someone you love.  Anytime.  Anywhere.  Without\nno middleman.\n\t\t-- Theodore Sturgeon, \"Godbody\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22590,62,'\nIf God had meant for us to have group sex, he\'d have given us more organs.\n\t\t-- Malcolm Bradbury\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22591,62,'\nIf God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn\'t have given them teeth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22592,62,'\nIf it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don\'t buy it.\n\t\t-- Tommy Earl Bruner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22593,62,'\nIf it weren\'t for pickpockets, I\'d have no sex life at all.\n\t\t-- Rodney Dangerfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22594,62,'\nIf only is was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to\nmasturbate.\n\t\t-- Diogenes the Cynic\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22595,62,'\nIf sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22596,62,'\nIf sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?\n\t-- Bette Midler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22597,62,'\nIf they can\'t take a joke, then fuck \'em.\n\nIf they can, then fuck \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22598,62,'\nIf thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.\n\nIf thy dick offends thee, whack it off.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22599,62,'\nIf you could get an erection, you would have no need for Emacs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22600,62,'\nIf you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody\nin the whole wide world, don\'t trust him.  It means he experiments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22601,62,'\nIf you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22602,62,'\nIf you\'re Catholic you\'ve only got two choices: periodic abstinence and\ncomplete continence.\n\nYou know ... \n\nrhythm and blues.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22603,62,'\nIf you\'re gonna sleep with someone whose moral code may be written\nin Fortran for all you know, at least make sure there\'s an existing\nfriendship of some sort to fall back on if things don\'t work out\nlike one or the other of you planned.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22604,62,'\nIf your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no\nlonger be fantasies.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22605,62,'\nIn the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they\'re\nkissing on every pitch.  He\'s kissing her on the strikes, and she\'s\nkissing him on the balls.\n\t\t-- Harry Caray, a Chicago sportscaster\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22606,62,'\nIs sex dirty?  Only if it\'s done right.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, \"All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22607,62,'\nIs that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22608,62,'\nIt is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and\nit\'s a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight\ninto the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22609,62,'\nIt is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22610,62,'\nIt is better to have a positive Wasserman than never to have loved at all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22611,62,'\nIt is considered normal to consecrate virginity in the general and lust\nfor its destruction in the particular.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22612,62,'\nIt is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22613,62,'\nIt is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury.\nHalf of them don\'t believe that it can physically be done, and the other\nhalf are doing it.\n\t\t-- Winston Churchill\n\t[Right.  Tell it to Oscar.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22614,62,'\nIt is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it is one\ndamn thing over and over.\n\t\t-- Edna St. Vincent Millay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22615,62,'\nIt is not wise to make love more than once in the morning.\nYou never know who you\'ll meet later in the day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22616,62,'\nIt is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that\nvirginity could be a virtue.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22617,62,'\nIt is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because\nif you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.\nMaybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female,\nbut there\'s just no way for us to know it.\n\t\t-- Anne Perkins, in her study of sexuality in sheep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22618,62,'\nIt must be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a\nvery unfortunate place to have it.\n\t\t-- Malcolm Muggeridge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22619,62,'\nIt was her wedding night, and the sweet young thing was in a romantic haze.\n\"Oh, darling,\" she sighed, \"We\'re married at last.  It\'s all like a wonderful\ndream!\"\n\tHer husband didn\'t answer.  A few moments passed.  She sighed again\nand said, \"I\'m afraid I\'ll awake in a moment and find it isn\'t true.\"\n\tStill no response from her spouse.  Another pause and another\nsensuous sigh, then, softly, \"I just can\'t believe that I\'m really your\nwife.\"\n\t\"Damn it,\" growled her mate, \"as soon as I get this shoelace untied,\nyou will!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22620,62,'\nIt was his third marriage and her fourth.  He was quite surprised when on\ntheir honeymoon she pleaded, \"Please be gentle, I\'m still a virgin.\"\n\t\"Darling, what do you mean you\'re still a virgin?  You\'ve been\nmarried three times.\"\n\t\"Yes, but they all worked for DEC.  The first was a salesman,\nand all he ever did was promise how good it would be.  The second was one\nof their software hacks, he told me to take care of it myself.  And the\nthird was a field service representative, and he kept promising that it\nwould be up in 15 minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22621,62,'\nIt was this guy\'s first day in the penitentiary; he was in a cell with a\nhuge burley inmate, and he was pretty nervous.  At lights-out, the inmate\njumped out of his bunk, and, turning to our hero, said, \"We\'re going to\nhave sex!  You want to be the Mommy or the Daddy?\"\n\tA very terrified hero managed to squeak out, \"Uh, well, uh, I guess\nI\'ll be the Daddy.\"\n\t\"OK,\" smiled his roommate, \"get down here and suck your Momma\'s dick!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22622,62,'\nIt\'s a question of Napleon brandy versus Ripple.\nI am mellow and amber and I go down real smooth.\n\t\t-- Rita Moreno, commenting in Newsweek on the sex appeal\n\t\t   of older women versus younger women\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22623,62,'\n\"It\'s always the same,\" the girl sighed to her roommate after returning\nin the wee, small hours.  \"Afterward, I feel so compromised, so cheap, so\nsoiled... so absolutely wonderful from head to toe!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22624,62,'\nIt\'s been so long since I made love I can\'t even remember who gets tied up.\n\t\t-- Joan Rivers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22625,62,'\nIt\'s easy to make a friend.  What\'s hard is to make a stranger.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22626,62,'\nIt\'s hard to keep a good girl down -- but lots of fun trying.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22627,62,'\nIt\'s not pretty being easy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22628,62,'\nIt\'s not the ups and downs of love, it\'s the ins and outs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22629,62,'\nIt\'s the sighs that count.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22630,62,'\nKamikazes do it once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22631,62,'\nKissing, petting, and even intercourse are all right as long as they are\nsincere.  I have never given a kiss in my life that wasn\'t sincere.  As\nfor intercourse, I\'d say three times a day was about right.\n\t\t-- Margaret Sangor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22632,62,'\nLarge cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22633,62,'\nLawyers do it to everyone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22634,62,'\nLet a Field Service Engineer put it in.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22635,62,'\nLick-a-dee-clit!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22636,62,'\nLike I said, love wouldn\'t be so blind if the braille weren\'t so damned great!\n\t\t-- Armistead Maupin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22637,62,'\nLisp hackers\n\t... do it in CARS.\n\t... do it with tail recursion.\n\t... first do it in the front, then do it in the back.\n\t... have DEFUN while doing it.\n\t... have to be bound to do it.\n\t... have Moby dicks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22638,62,'\nLisp hackers have to be bound (to-do \'it) ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22639,62,'\nLisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22640,62,'\nLittle known facts: the dirtiest words used on television during the\n1950\'s were uttered by June Cleaver.\n\t\"Gee, Ward, weren\'t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22641,62,'\n\tLittle Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to\nvisit her grandmother when a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.\n\t\"Aha!\" the wolf said, \"Now I\'ve got you, and I\'m going to eat you.\"\n\t\"Eat, eat, eat,\" said Little Red Riding Hood angrily, \"Damn it,\ndoesn\'t anybody fuck anymore?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22642,62,'\nLove ain\'t nothin\' but sex misspelled.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22643,62,'\nLove comes in spurts.\n\t--Devo, \"Please Please\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22644,62,'\nLove does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22645,62,'\nLove is blind but desire doesn\'t give a good goddam.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22646,62,'\nLove is eating her even when she\'s not having her period.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22647,62,'\nLove is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22648,62,'\nLove is not the dying moan of a distant violin -- it\'s the triumphant\ntwang of a bedspring.\n\t\t-- S.J. Perelman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22649,62,'\nLove is the answer; but while you are waiting for the answer, sex\nraises some pretty good questions.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22650,62,'\nLove is the desire to prostitute oneself.  There is, indeed, no exalted\npleasure that cannot be related to prostitution.\n\t\t-- Charles Baudelaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22651,62,'\nLove is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds.\n\t\t-- Johnny Rotten\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22652,62,'\nMa Bell runs a baudy house.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22653,62,'\nMake war not sex.  (It\'s safer.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22654,62,'\nMany nice things suck.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22655,62,'\nMarriage has driven more than one man to sex.\n\t\t-- Peter De Vries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22656,62,'\nMarriage is like a bank account.  You put it in, you take it out, you\nlose interest.\n\t\t-- Professor Irwin Corey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22657,62,'\nMasturbation is the thinking man\'s television.\n\t-- Christopher Hampton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22658,62,'\nMasturbation!  The amazing availability of it!\n\t\t-- James Joyce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22659,62,'\nMath is to physics like masturbation is to sex.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22660,62,'\nMathematicians\n\t... do it in groups.\n\t... do it in theory.\n\t... take it to the limit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22661,62,'\nMathematicians do it in theory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22662,62,'\nMathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22663,62,'\nMathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is\ndescribed as being n-dimensional.  Like modern sex, any number can play.\n\t\t-- James Blish, \"Beep/The Quincunx of Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22664,62,'\nMathematicians take it to the limit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22665,62,'\nMathematicians take it to the limit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22666,62,'\nMeanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin\' their dates!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22667,62,'\nMeanwhile, back at the ranch, Granny was a-beating off the Indians, but\nthey jus\' kept on a-comin\'.  Back at the outhouse, things were a-pilin\' up.\nAnd, as the U.S. Fourth Calvary mounted the hill, Tonto, cleverly disguised\nas a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger\'s hand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22668,62,'\nMeetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that corporations\nand other large organizations habitually engage in only becuase they cannot\nactually masturbate.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22669,62,'\nMickey Mouse has a long talk one day with a psychiatrist, after which\nthe psychiatrist interviews Minnie Mouse.  A few days later Mickey meets\nwith the psychiatrist, and the following conversation ensues:\n\nSigmund : I talked with Minnie after talking with you.\nMickey  : Oh?\nSigmund : I couldn\'t find anything wrong with her -- she isn\'t insane.\nMickey  : Idiot!  I didn\'t say she was insane -- I said she was\n\t\tfuckin\' Goofy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22670,62,'\nMorris left for a two-day business trip to Chicago.  He was only a few\nblocks from his house, when he realized that he had left the airplane\ntickets on his bureau top.  He returned and quietly entered the house.\nHis wife, in her skimpiest negligee, was standing at the sink washing\nthe breakfast dishes.  She looked so inviting that he tiptoed up behind\nher, reached out, and squeezed her breast.\n\t\"Leave only one quart of milk,\" she said. \"Morris won\'t be here\nfor breakfast tomorrow.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22671,62,'\nMost fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because\nvirtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large\nquantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.  So\ngenerally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for\nhours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really\ntired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the\nsand and swims away.  Then the male, driven by some timeless, noble instinct\nfor survival, eats the eggs.  So the truth is that fish don\'t reproduce at\nall, but there are so many of them that it doesn\'t make any difference.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every\n\t\t   Teen Should Know\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22672,62,'\nMost plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity\nto be otherwise.\n\t\t-- Maya Angelou, \"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22673,62,'\nMost women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22674,62,'\nMoustache rides, 50 cents.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22675,62,'\nMrs. Johnson had a very beautiful and intelligent parrot.  He had just one\nproblem: He liked to fuck Mr. Hawkins\' chickens.  Mrs. Johnson scolded him\ntime and time again, but he would just laugh at her.  Finally, she told him\nthat if he did it again, she would cut off all of the feathers on the top of\nhis head.  Well, he resisted the urge for a week, but one day, he just\ncouldn\'t resist going next door.  Besides, he figured she was bluffing.\n\tWell, Mr. Hawkins came over, ranting and raving about how the parrot\nhad been fucking his chickens again.  Mrs. Johnson didn\'t say a word, just\ntook out her scissors and cut off all of the parrot\'s head feathers.\n\tThat night, Mrs. Johnson had a big party at her house.  Before it\nstarted, she took the parrot and put him on top of the piano by the front\ndoor.  \"Since you disobeyed me today, you have to stay here on the piano\ntonight.  Now, don\'t you dare move.\"\n\tWell, the parrot was pretty pissed off about having his head bare,\nand he wasn\'t too happy about having to spend the whole evening on the piano.\nStill, as he usually did, when the butler would announce the guests as they\narrived, he would say hello to them.  Just then, two bald-headed men came to\nthe door.\n\tBefore the butler could say anything, the parrot yelled, \"Okay, you\nchicken-fuckers, up here on the piano with me!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22676,62,'\nMusing on her present and past professions as \"dominant/sadomasichism\nfantasy fulfiller\" and dental hygienist, Sybil said, \"I couldn\'t really\nunderstand why I wanted to be a dental hygienist, but years later, after\nbeing in the SM world a long time, I figured it out:  I\'m in uniform,\nthey\'re not.  I\'m standing up, they\'re lying down.  I\'m doing painful\nthings to them for their own good.   This is so ME.\"\n\t\t-- The Daily Cal, September 29, 1992 In an article titled:\n\t           \"Kinky sex remains alive and whipping despite threat\n\t\t    of AIDS, book reveals\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22677,62,'\nMy girlfriend\'s favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22678,62,'\n\t\"My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a\nbarnyard animal, and it\'s not central to my case?!\"\n\t\"Not in California.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22679,62,'\nMy idea of a wild party is where you throw the girls\' panties at the wall\nand they stick.\n\t\t-- Johnny Bob\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22680,62,'\n\t\"My mother,\" said the sweet young steno, \"says there are some things\na girl should not do before twenty.\"\n\t\"Your mother is right,\" said the executive, \"I don\'t like a large\naudience, either.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22681,62,'\nMy mother-in-law broke up my marriage.  One day my wife came home early from\nwork and found us in bed together.\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22682,62,'\nMy mothers are wholly ignorant of the almost universal prevalence of secret\nvice, or self-abuse, among the young.  Why hesitate to say firmly and without\nquibble that personal abuse lies at the root of much of the feebleness,\npaleness, nervousness, and good-for-nothingness of the entire community?\n\t\t-- Dr. J.H. Kellogg, \"The Ladies Guide\", Modern Medicine\n\t\t   Publishing Company, 1895.  Dr. Kellogg helped invent\n\t\t   corn flakes and peanut butter.  In addition to denouncing\n\t\t   masturbation, he believed that smoking caused cancer and\n\t\t   that certain ailments could be cured by rolling a\n\t\t   cannonball on the stomach.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22683,62,'\nMy reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I\nwant to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want\nto screw again as long as I live.\n\t\t-- Erica Jong\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22684,62,'\nMy schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any\nreason to limit myself.\n\t\t-- Emo Philips\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22685,62,'\nMy sex life hasn\'t been so good; either fist or famine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22686,62,'\nMy wife and I only smoke after sex.  I\'ve had the same pack since 1967.\nShe\'s up to three packs a day.\n\t\t-- Rodney Dangerfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22687,62,'\nNational Sex Week -- don\'t let your meat loaf.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22688,62,'\nNecessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.  Watch who you sleep with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22689,62,'\nNever ask your lover if he\'d dive in front of an oncoming train for\nyou.  He doesn\'t know.  Never ask your lover if she\'d dive in front of an\noncoming band of Hell\'s Angels for you.  She doesn\'t know.  Never ask how many\ncigarettes your lover has smoked today.  Cancer is a personal committment.\n\tNever ask to see pictures of your lover\'s former lovers -- especially\nthe ones who dived in front of trains.  If you look like one of them, you are\nrepeating history\'s mistakes.  If you don\'t, you\'ll wonder what he or she saw\nin the others.\n\tWhile we are on the subject of pictures: You may admire the picture\nof your lover cavorting naked in a tidal pool on Maui.  Don\'t ask who took\nit.  The answer is obvious.  A Japanese tourist took the picture.\n\tNever ask if your lover has had therapy.  Only people who have had\ntherapy ask if people have had therapy.\n\tDon\'t ask about plaster casts of male sex organs marked JIMI, JIM, etc.\nAssume that she bought them at a flea  market.\n\t\t-- James Peterson and Kate Nolan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22690,62,'\nNever try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22691,62,'\nNEW ADDITION TO THE LIBRARY:\n\n\"Sally\", the department\'s new inflatable doll, is available on\na short-term removal basis only -- please sign her out and return her\npromptly to avoid extended waits.  (We are still awaiting shipment of\nour \"Big John\" doll.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22692,62,'\nNewlywed groom:\n\tHoney, I have something to confess to you.  I\'m a golfer.\n\tYou\'ll never see me on Tuesday nights, Thursday nights,\n\tand weekends.  I\'m sorry.\nNewlywed bride:\n\tI have something even worse to confess, dear.  I\'m a hooker.\nGroom:\n\tOh, honey, that\'s no problem!  Just keep your head low and follow\n\tthrough...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22693,62,'\nNice computers don\'t go down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22694,62,'\nNine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22695,62,'\nNo matter how celebrated the beauty of a woman, I would never spend a night\nwith her.  The only celebrity with whom I would share a night is Max Planck.\nBut he is dead.  So I live like a monk, aside from a little self gratification\nin the afternoons.\n\t\t-- Salvador Dali\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22696,62,'\nNot everyone has a one-track mind.\n\t\t-- From a Bisexuality 101 talk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22697,62,'\nNothing is better than Sex.\nMasturbation is better than nothing.\nTherefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22698,62,'\nNurse Jones is a regular on the newsgroup [alt.sex.bondage], and\noccasionally has problems with folks harrassing her.  She came up\nwith this in response to one...\n\n\tFortunately, my ego isn\'t as fragile as that woodpecker\'s wing.\n\tWhen fratboy called me a dyke I told him that actually I was\n\tbisexual, but that he shouldn\'t feel threatened because he didn\'t\n\tmeet either of my standards.  But if it makes you feel more\n\tcomfortable, I said, my husband tied me to the bedposts this\n\tmorning and screwed the daylights out of me.\n\n\t\"Just think,\" said\n\n\tNurse Jones,\n\t \"... that was four\n\t   hours ago and\n\t    my sperm count\n\t     is probably *still*\n\t      higher than yours.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22699,62,'\nNybble me...  Byte me...  Unsigned long int me...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22700,62,'\nOf course, I speak of nothing else but that classic of understated yet wildly\nexciting eroticism, \"The Windflower,\" by Laura London.  Ms. London is the\nauthor of such other philosophical block-busters as \"Bad Baron\'s Daughter,\"\n\"A Heart Too Proud,\" \"Moonlight Mist,\" and most thigh-warming of all, \"Gypsy\nHeiress\".  Well, glasses-steaming scenes are to be found on every page, to\nan extent which overwhelms Your Humble Narrator, and so, in order to save\nhimself extreme embarrassment, he brings you... the blurb:\n\n\t\"Every lady of breeding knows: no one has a good time on a pirate\nship.  No one, that is, but the pirates.  Yet there she was, Merry Wilding\n-- kidnapped in error, taken from a ship bound from New York to England,\nspirited away in a barrel and swept aboard the infamous \"Black Joke\"...\nThere she was, trembling with pleasure in the arms of her achingly handsome,\nsensationally sensual, golden-haired captor -- Devon.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22701,62,'\nOf course, most people eventually give up bowling for sex.\nThe balls are lighter and you don\'t have to change your shoes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22702,62,'\nOh John, let\'s not park here.\nOh John, let\'s not park.\nOh John, let\'s not.\nOh John, let\'s.\nOh John.\nOh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22703,62,'\nOh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.\n\t\t-- Don Herold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22704,62,'\nOh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22705,62,'\nOnce upon a girl there was a time...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22706,62,'\nOnce upon a time there was a farmer who had borrowed a bull to service his\ntwo cows.  He put all three animals on a meadow and sent little Johnny to\nobserve and report any success.  A short time later, little Johnny came\nrunning towards the house shouting: \"Daddy, Daddy, the bull just fucked the\nwhite cow!\"\n\tThe father took little Johnny aside and said: \"Look, kid, it\'s\nalright if you use that kind of language around me, but the reverend is\ngoing to be visiting soon.  So next time, please use another word; just\nsay that the bull \"surprised\" the cow.\"\n\tJohnny agreed and went back to observe any progress.  A little\nwhile later, while the preacher was talking to the farmer, little Johnny\ncame a-running again, shouting: \"Daddy, Daddy!\"\n\tThe father, trying to avoid embarrassing the preacher, said: \"I\nknow, the bull surprised the brown cow.\"\n\tLittle Johnny replied: \"He sure did, he fucked the white one again!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22707,62,'\nOnce upon a time there was a farmer who owned a large number of chickens and\nmade money by selling chickens to a local distributing company.  The farmer\nwanted to increase his business, and so went to market to buy another rooster.\n\"This rooster,\" assured the vendor, \"is my best.  He\'s virile and energetic \nand will take care of all your chickens!\"  The farmer, delighted at this, \nbought the rooster and returned to his farm.  He set the rooster loose among \nhis hen houses and, sure enough, the rooster enthusiastically went to work. \nIt wasn\'t too long, however, before the rooster finished off all the hens and \nbegan on the few geese and ducks that were on the farm.  \"If you keep up this \nrate,\" warned the farmer, \"you\'ll screw yourself to death!\"  The rooster, \nhowever, scoffed at the farmer and continued at an increased speed.  The next \nmorning, the farmer was doing his chores when he noticed several buzzards in \nthe sky circling over something.  He headed out behind the barn, and sure \nenough there was the rooster, flat on his back, with eyes closed.  The farmer \nshook his fist at the motionless body and cursed, shouting \"I knew it!  I told \nyou so!  I knew you\'d screw yourself to death!\"  The rooster turned his head \ntoward the farmer, opened one eye, and winked.  \"Shhh!\" he said, pointing to \nthe birds above.  \"I think they\'re coming down.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22708,62,'\nOnce upon a time there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood.  One\nfine morning she decided to visit her Grandmother, so she put a freshly baked\ncake and a .357 magnum into her basket and set off through the forest.  When\nshe got there, what should she find but a big black wolf in the bed, who\njumped up, grabbed her and snarled, \"I\'m going to fuck you until the sun goes\ndown.\"\n\tSo Little Red Riding Hood whipped out the .357 and said, \"Oh, no,\nyou\'re not!  You\'re going to eat me just like the story says!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22709,62,'\nOnce upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley.  He\'d do pushups and\nsomersaults and limber up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around\non their fat asses not doing a thing.  One day, one of them became curious\nenough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day.  Stanley said,\n\t\"Look, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right\ntime comes, I am going to be that one.\"\nA few days later, the all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they\nknew that it was getting to be their time to go.  They were released abruptly\nand, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others.\nAll of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with\nall his might.\n\t\"Go back! Go back!\" he screamed.  \"It\'s a blow job!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22710,62,'\nOnce upon a time there were three coeds -- a big coed, a medium-sized coed,\nand a little, tiny coed.  One night they came home from a dance, and the big\ncoed said, \"Someone\'s been sleeping in my bed!\"\n\tThe medium-sized coed looked in her room and said, \"Someone\'s been \nsleeping in my bed!\"\n\tAnd the little, tiny coed said, \"Well, nighty-night, girls!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22711,62,'\nOnce you come out as a Pagan bisexual married leatherdyke, the rest of life\nis that much easier.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22712,62,'\nOne by one the vice-presidents of a large corporation were called into the\nboss\'s office.  Then the junior executives were individually summoned.\nFinally the office boy was brought in.\n\t\"I want the truth, Charles,\" the boss bellowed.  \"Have you been\nplaying around with my secretary?\"\n\t\"N-no, sir,\" the office boy stammered.  \"I-I\'d never do anything\nlike that, sir.\"\n\t\"All right, all right,\" sighed the boss, \"then you fire her.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22713,62,'\nOne day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.  He hopped\ninto his sportscar, wandered along the highway for a while and then exited\nto some very rural dirt roads in the middle of farm country.  After awhile,\nhe came across a farmer who clearly working his fields.  The funny thing was,\nthe farmer didn\'t seem to be wearing any pants.  The man got out of his car\nand approached the farmer.\n\t\"Hey, buddy,\" he asked, \"how come you\'re not wearing any clothes?\"\n\tReplied the farmer, \"Well, boy, th\' other day I was out a-workin\'\nin the fields, an\' I plum fergot t\' wear mah shirt.  Got back to th\' house\nthat night, and mah neck was stiffer than a oak-wood board.  This here\'s\nmah wife\'s idea.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22714,62,'\n\tOne day a mother and daughter are walking around a farming community\nand they see a stallion mounting a mare.  The daughter takes in the scene and\nturns to her mother. \"Mommy, what are those two horses doing?\"\n\tHer mother hastily answered, \"The horse on top hurt its hoof, and the\none on the bottom is carrying him back to the stable.\"\n\tThe daughter shook her head and sadly replied, \"Isn\'t that just the\nway it goes?  Try to help someone and you get fucked.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22715,62,'\nOne day Adam, while wandering around the Garden of Eden, noticed that all\nthe animals seemed to come in pairs, male and female.  He also noted that\nthey seemed to enjoy being together a lot.  So, he went to his special\nplace and reported to God what he\'d noticed.\n\tGod, understanding his need, said, \"Adam, the time has come for me\nto provide you with a mate.  Go lie down and when you have fallen asleep, I\nwill create your mate.\"\n\tSo Adam wandered off, found a nice patch of soft grass and fell\nasleep.  Some time later he awoke, possibly due to a bit of pain in his\nribs, possibly because of the gorgeous woman leaning over him.  Remembering\nthe animals he\'d seen having such fun, he immediately reached for her.\nPretty soon Adam\'s back at his special place.\n\t\"God?\"\n\t\"Yes, Adam, what now?\"\n\t\"God, what\'s a headache?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22716,62,'\nOne day Father O\'Malley was walking through the park when he came upon an\nenchanting scene.  A beautiful little girl with long blond hair, deep blue\neyes, and a dainty white dress was reading under a tree with her adorable\nlittle dog.\n\tWhat a lovely picture, thought the Father to himself.  Walking over,\nhe asked, \"Child, what is your name?\"\n\t\"Blossom,\" she replied.\n\t\"What a fitting name,\" exclaimed Father O\'Malley.  \"And how did your\nparents come to choose such a pretty name?\"\n\t\"Well, one day when I was still in my mommy\'s tummy she was lying\nunder this very tree when a blossom fell and landed on her stomach.  She\nthought it was a message from God and decided that I would be a girl and my\nname would be Blossom,\" explained the little girl sweetly.\n\tHow charming, thought the priest.  He started to say good-bye and\nwalk away, then turned back.  \"And the name of your little dog?\" he\ninquired.\n\t\"Porky,\" was the child\'s reply.\n\tAgain he asked her how the unusual name had been chosen.\n\t\"Because he likes to fuck pigs.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22717,62,'\n\"One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most\ngorgeous blond chinese girl... I sat beside her... I said \'Hi,\' and she\nsaid \'Hi,\' and then I said \'Nice day, isn\'t it,\' and she said \'Yeah, I\nguess\'... I said \'What do you mean \"you guess\"?\'... she said \'I saw my\nanalyst today and he says I have a problem.\'... so I asked \'What\'s the\nproblem?\'... she replied \'I can\'t tell you, I don\'t even know you.\'...\nI said \'Well sometimes it\'s good to tell your problems to a perfect\nstranger on a bus.\'  So she said, \'Well, my analyst said I\'m a nymphomaniac\nand I only like Jewish cowboys... by the way, my name is Diane.\'  I said,\n\'Hello, Diane, my name is Bucky Goldstein.\'\"\n\t\t-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22718,62,'\nOne hundred and one uses for canned peaches.\nOne hundred and two if you plan to eat them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22719,62,'\nOne man\'s nightmare is another man\'s wet dream.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22720,62,'\nOne morning after an evening of particularly heavy drinking, a man awoke\nand upon rolling over in bed saw one of the ugliest women he had ever\nseen.  As he was about to get out of bed, he looked on the floor and saw\nanother woman even less appealing than the first.  Seeing his look of\nwide-eyed amazement, the woman on the floor snapped,  \"Don\'t look at me\nlike that, I was only the bridesmaid.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22721,62,'\nOne night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to\nseek out a cute little coil to let him discharge.  He picked up Milli-Amp\nand took her for a ride on his Megacycle.  They rode across the Wheatstone\nbridge, around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by the\nflowing current.  Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp\'s charactaristic curves,\nsoon had her fully charged and excited, her resistance to a minimum.  He laid\nher on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.\nHe pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket,\nconnecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt.\nFully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled:  \"OHM-OHM-OHM.\"\n\tWith his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with\nhis current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was rapidly\ndischarged and drained of every electron.  They Fluxed all night trying\nvarious connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost\nall of its field strength.\n\tAfterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction  and  damaged  her\nsolenoids.  With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to\nexcite his field, so they spent the night reversing polarity and blowing\neach others fuses.\n\t\t-- Eddie Currents, \"The Sex Life of an Electron\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22722,62,'\nOne of my favorite Zoo jokes has to do with a woman who, while\nvisiting the zoo, desided to have a little fun with the Gorilla.  She walks\nup to his cage, reaches in, and begins to fondle the beast.  Needless to\nsay, the animal becomes quite excited, and as he tries to reciprocate in\nkind, the woman steps back and gives him a raspberry...!\n\tThe gorilla becomes enraged.  He rips the bars from his cage, grabs\nthe woman, drags her back into the cage, and ravishes her.  While doing so,\nhe inflicts a great deal of harm upon her person.\n\tLater, at the hospital, a neighbor of the woman visits and exclaims,\n\"Oh, you poor dear...!  Are you hurt?\"\n\t\"Hurt!\", \"Hurt!?\" the injured lady sobs, \"He doesn\'t phone.  He\nnever writes...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22723,62,'\nOne of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives\naccompanying their husbands on business trips.  Anticipating some valuable\ntestimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to\nall the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they\nenjoyed their trip.  Responses are still pouring in asking,\n\t\"What trip?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22724,62,'\nOne of the most expensive things in life is a girl who is free for the evening.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22725,62,'\nOne of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in.\nHe was good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the\nfollowing Sunday.\n\t\"9:30 okay?\"\n\t\"Fine,\" George said, \"but I may be a few minutes late.\"\nThe following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that, he played\nleft-handed and beat them.  They agreed to meet the following Sunday morning.\nGeorge was eager to come, but again, mentioned that he might be a few minutes\nlate.  The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he\nplayed right-handed and beat them again.\n\t\"You on for next Sunday, George?\" one of the foursome asked.\n\t\"Sure,\" George replied, \"but I might be a few...\"\n\tAnother golfer jumped in. \"Wait a minute... You always say you might\nbe late, but you\'re always right on time, and you always win, left-handed\n*or* right-handed.\"\n\t\"Well,\" George replied, rather sheepishly, \"that\'s true, but see, I\'m\nsuperstitious.  If my wife is sleeping on her right, when I wake up, I play\nright handed.  If she\'s sleeping on her left side, I play left handed.\"\n\t\"What if she\'s lying on her back?\"\n\tGeorge said, \"That\'s when I\'m late.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22726,62,'\n\tOne PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O\' HONEY.  So he took his Miss\nHERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of 5th AVENUE and CLARK where he\nthere began to feel her MOUNDS.  And that was an ALMOND JOY which definately\nmade his TOOSIE ROLL.\n\tHe let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT KAT\nwhich of course caused the MILKY WAY.  She screamed \"OH, HENRY!\" as she\nsqueezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said \"you\'re better then the 3\nMUSKETEERS.\"\n\t\t-- John Volby (Dr. Dirty), \"The Candy Bar Poem\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22727,62,'\nOne should be cherry of virgins.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22728,62,'\nOne spring evening, after a hard rain, grandpa and grandson were\nsitting out on the porch, talking.  Grandpa spied a worm crawling up out\nof its hole and said to his grandson, \"Sonny, if you can get that there\nworm back down its hole, I\'ll give you five dollars.\"\n\t\"Sure!\", says sonny, and runs in the house.  Out he runs an\ninstant later with a can of hairspray, grabs the worm, and sprays it with\nthe hairspray as it dangles earthward.  He then slips the stiff worm back\ninto its hole and turns to his grandpa with a huge smile on his face.\n\t\"Well, I\'ll be.  That was pretty smart there, boy.\", he says.\n\"Here\'s your fiver.\", he adds as he fishes out a bill.  By then it\'s almost\ndark, and they say their goodnights and part.\n\tThe next day sonny\'s playing out on the porch, and grandpa comes\nout of the house and gives him a five.  \"But you gave me my five yesterday,\ngrandpa.\", he remarks.\n\t\"Yep, I know.  This is from your Grandma.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22729,62,'\nOoooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22730,62,'\nOoops.  Gotta run.  My dog wants sex.  Later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22731,62,'\nOperators mount anything!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22732,62,'\nOral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.\n\t\t-- Germaine Greer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22733,62,'\nOther people don\'t give you orgasms; you have them, and they help you\ncash them in.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22734,62,'\nOuch!  That felt good!\n\t\t-- Karen Gordon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22735,62,'\n\t\"Our school, madame, postulates, first of all, that since the\nscience of mathematics is an abstract science, it is best inculcated by\nsome concrete example.\"\n\tSaid the Queen, \"But that sounds rather complicated.\"\n\t\"It occasionally leads to complications,\" Jurgen admitted, \"through\na choice of the wrong example.  But the axiom is no less true.\"\n\t\"Come, then, and sit next to me on this couch if you can find it in\nthe dark; and do you explain to me what you mean.\"\n\t\"Why, madame, by a concrete example I mean one that is perceptible\nto any of the senses -- as to sight or hearing, or touch --\"\n\t\"Oh, oh!\" said the Queen, \"now I perceive what you mean by a concrete\nexample.  And grasping this, I can understand that complications must of\ncourse arise from a choice of the wrong example.\"\n\t\t-- James Branch Cabell, \"Jurgen\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22736,62,'\nPainters do it with even strokes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22737,62,'\nPassion is that funny feeling that drives a man to bite a woman\'s neck\nbecause she has beautiful legs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22738,62,'\nPee-wee Recommends:\n\nWhen Pee-wee Herman was arrested that evening in Sarasota, Florida,\nthe bill at the XXX South Trail Cinema featured:\n\n\t+ Nurse Nancy, starring Sandra Scream\n\t+ Turn Up the Heat, starring Savannah\n\t+ Tiger Shark, starring Raven\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22739,62,'\nPeople who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22740,62,'\nPerhaps at fourteen every boy should be in love with some ideal woman to put\non a pedestal and worship.  As he grows up, of course, he will put her on\na pedestal the better to view her legs.\n\t\t-- Barry Norman, in \"The Listener\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22741,62,'\nPersistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22742,62,'\nPhilosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.\n\t\t-- Karl Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22743,62,'\nPhysicists do it with charm.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22744,62,'\nPicking up a man in a bar is like a snowstorm, you never know when\nhe\'s coming, how many inches you\'ll get or how long\'ll he\'ll stay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22745,62,'\nPoliticians do it to everyone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22746,62,'\nPostulate #1:\tNothing is better than sex.\nPostulate #2:\tMasturbation is better than nothing.\nConclusion:\tMasturbation is better than sex.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22747,62,'\nPouring out his troubles to his best friend over a couple of triple martinis,\nBrad had to confess that things weren\'t going too well at home.  \"My wife and\nI just don\'t hit it off at night,\" he was saying to Bart.  \"I hate to admit\nit, but I\'m afraid I just don\'t know how to make her happy.\"\n\t\"Hell, boy,\" said Bart, \"there\'s really nothing to it.  Let me\ngive you some advice.  At bedtime, switch on a new Sinatra platter, turn\nall the lights low and spray some perfume around the room.  Next, tell\nyour wife to get into her sheerest nightie; then make sure you raise the\nbottom window.\"\n\t\"Then what do I do?\" asked Brad.\n\t\"Just whistle.\"\n\t\"Whistle?\"\n\t\"That\'s right.  I\'ll be waiting outside the window.  When I hear\nyou whistle, I\'ll come right up and finish the job.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22748,62,'\nPregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22749,62,'\nPregnancy begins with a single sell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22750,62,'\nPrinters do it without wrinkling the sheets.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22751,62,'\nProbably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have\norgasms?  The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which is\nwhy they don\'t mind living in pools of warm slime.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every\n\t\t   Teen Should Know\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22752,62,'\nProcrastinators do it tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22753,62,'\nProgrammers do it bit by bit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22754,62,'\nProgrammers do it until it goes down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22755,62,'\nProgrammers get overlaid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22756,62,'\nProstitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and\nstill come out ahead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22757,62,'\nPsychiatry is quite similar to prostitution, only less honest.  They both\npromise to make people feel better, but the prostitute doesn\'t make\npretensions that the feelings will last once the client walks out the door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22758,62,'\nRalph:\tLisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy.\nLisa:\tRalph... get off my back!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22759,62,'\nRating women on the Budweiser scale; the number of Clydesdales it would take\nto pull you off her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22760,62,'\nReach out and fuck someone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22761,62,'\nRemember when you were a kid and the boys didn\'t like the girls?  Only\nsissies liked girls?  What I\'m trying to tell you is that nothing\'s\nchanged.  You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don\'t grow\nout of it.  We just grow horny.  That\'s the problem.  We mix up liking\npussy for liking girls.  Believe me, one couldn\'t have less to do with\nthe other.\n\t\t-- Jules Feiffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22762,62,'\nRemember, there\'s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.\n\t\t-- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22763,62,'\nRemember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22764,62,'\nReturning from the men\'s room, a bar customer was sadly, shaking his head.\n\t\"What\'s the matter, buddy?\", inquired the bartender.\n\t\"Well,\" replied the customer, \"while I was in the men\'s room, I saw\nsomeone had scribbled `Wendy gives really fabulous head; absolutely the best\nblow job in the world!\' on the wall.\"\n\t\"Ahh, hell,\" said the bartender.  \"Don\'t give it a second thought,\nwe get jerks in here like anywhere else.\"\n\t\"I know,\" snarled the headshaker. \"One of them scratched out the\nphone number!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22765,62,'\nRevenge is sleeping with your enemy\'s wife.  Sweet revenge is the realization\nthat she\'s a lousy lay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22766,62,'\nRogue players do it with all sorts of different animals.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22767,62,'\nRoses on your piano isn\'t nearly as good as tulips on your organ.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22768,62,'\nRunners do it alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22769,62,'\nSanta Claus comes down the chimney and the nubile sixteen-year-old\nhas been waiting for him.  Santa sees her, and in typically unflappable\nSanta-style says, \"And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?\"\n\tThe girl, and she\'s not so little, tells him.  Well, Santa is\ndefinitely flapped by this, but he manages to come out with, \"Ho ho ho,\ngotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know.\"\n\tThe girl, not to be daunted, takes off her robe.  \"Aw, please stay\nSanta,\" she begs.\n\tHe replies, \"Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys,\nyou know.\"\n\tShe then takes off her pajama top, her firm pouting breasts pointing\nat Santa like an accusation.  \"Aw, please stay Santa,\" she pleads.\n\t\"Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know.\"\n\tFinally, she takes off her pajama bottoms, revealing to Santa her\nwarm mound of delight.  \"Aw, please stay, Santa,\" she begs.\n\tBeing only mortal, Santa finally gives in, sighing, \"Hey hey hey,\ngotta stay, can\'t get up the chimney with my dick this way.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22770,62,'\nSatyrs have more faun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22771,62,'\nSave a forest - eat a beaver!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22772,62,'\nSave a mouse, eat a pussy!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22773,62,'\n\"Scott, baby,\" the sexually aggressive girl murmured as she guided her\ndate\'s finger to her clitoris, \"This bud\'s for you.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22774,62,'\nSeems like there were these two dogs in a vet\'s waiting room, each eyeing\nthe other suspiciously.  One of them turns to the other.\n\t\"What are you here for?\" he asks.\n\t\"Well,\" replies the other, \"I was feeling really bad the other day,\nand Master\'s six year old son started bothering me. I tried to ignore it,\nbut I was feeling so rotten that I bit his hand.\"\n\t\"Yeah, I now what you mean.  So, what are you here for?\"\n\t\"Erm ... well ... Master reckons that I\'m too vicious, so I\'m going\nto be ... you know ... I\'m going to have the *operation*.\"\n\t\"Oh.  Well, I\'m sorry,\" sympathised the first dog.\n\tTime passed. The about-to-be-neutered dog coughed politely.\n\t\"So,\" he asked, \"What are you in here for?\"\n\t\"Oh, nothing really,\" the other replied, embarrassed.\n\t\"Go on, I told you, it *can\'t* be as bad!\"\n\t\"OK.  Well, it\'s like this.  The bitch next door was in heat, and so\nI was feeling, you know, a bit randy.  Then Mistress came into the kitchen\nwearing a short skirt and no underwear, and she bent over.  I just couldn\'t\nresist it!\" admitted the dog.\n\t\"Oh!  So you\'re here for the operation too!\"\n\t\"No,\" came the reply, \"I\'m here to have my nails clipped!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22775,62,'\nSeems like this guy is hitting up on a woman in a bar.  After assiduously\npursuing her for several minutes, she leans forward and tells him that he\'s\na nice guy and all that, but, well, that she\'s a lesbian.  Confused, he asks\nher what that means.\n\t\"Well,\" she replies, \"you see that woman at the corner table?\"\n\t\"Yeah...\"\n\t\"I\'d like to walk over to her, and unbottom her blouse.\"\n\t\"Yeah...\"\n\t\"And then I\'d like to kiss her and suck on her nipples... and\nthen I\'d like to take off her skirt... and run my hand over her thighs...\"\n\t\"Right!  Right!\" interrupts the guy.  \"I think I\'m a lesbian too!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22776,62,'\nSeems there was this traveling salesman who wandered into a brothel and\nasked the madam for a woman who would give him the absolutely worst blow-job\nimaginable.  Not horny, just homesick.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22777,62,'\nSeems this guy notices a young nun sitting on the bus; through her heavy veil\nhe just spots a glimmer of her face.  Gorgeous!  She moves, and her vestments\ncannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body.  The guy gets more and\nmore excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells \"Sister, please\nbelieve me, I don\'t normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you.\nCould we maybe talk?\"\n\tThe nun almost runs off the bus.  As the young man\'s stop comes up,\nthe bus driver asks the guy if he was the person bothering the nun.  The man\nstarts apologizing, but the bus driver interrupts him.  \"No, don\'t apologize,\nI was checking her out myself.  Listen, you see where she got on?  She goes\nthere every day, to a little park.  Why don\'t you meet here there?\"\n\tSure enough, the man goes to the park the next day and there\'s the nun\nin a secluded grove of trees.  He approaches her, and she seems, although shy,\nmuch more willing to talk.  After an hour of cautious talk, he asks her if\nshe\'d be willing to make love with him.  She blushes, smiles, blushes again\nand says \"yes\".  But that she doesn\'t dare risk getting pregnant, so it would\nhave to be the \"back door\".\n\tAs they start to make love, the young man is overcome with guilt;\npanting, he says, \"Sister, I have to tell you, I\'m the guy who was annoying\nyou on the bus yesterday.\n\tReplies the nun, \"Well, that\'s okay.  I\'m not really a nun.  I\'m\nactually the bus driver.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22778,62,'\nSeems this guy showed up at a party, and all of his friends jumped for\nJoy.  But she sidestepped, and they missed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22779,62,'\nSelf-abuse is the most certain road to the grave.\n\t\t-- Dr. George M. Calhoun, 1855\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22780,62,'\nSex and drugs and UNIX.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22781,62,'\nSex and mathematics have one thing in common.  You can do each while thinking\nabout the other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22782,62,'\nSex appeal is 50');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22783,62,' what you\'ve got and 50');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22784,62,' what people think you\'ve got.\n\t\t-- Sophia Loren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22785,62,'\nSex discriminates against the shy and ugly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22786,62,'\nSex hasn\'t been the same since women started enjoying it.\n\t\t-- Lewis Grizzard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22787,62,'\nSex is a biological function; kissing is a committment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22788,62,'\nSex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22789,62,'\nSex is about as important as a cheese sandwich.  But a cheese sandwich,\nif you ain\'t got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.\n\t\t-- Ian Dury\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22790,62,'\nSex is an emotion in motion.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22791,62,'\n\"Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is\nfor diet Coke.\"\n\t\t-- Malcolm DacDougall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22792,62,'\nSex is better than grass, if you have the right pusher.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22793,62,'\nSex is dirty, but only if you do it right.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22794,62,'\nSex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.\n\t\t-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22795,62,'\nSex is just one damp thing after another.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22796,62,'\nSex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22797,62,'\nSex is like pizza -- when it\'s good, it\'s great; and when it\'s bad,\nit\'s still darn tasty!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22798,62,'\nSex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22799,62,'\nSex is nobody\'s business but the three people involved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22800,62,'\nSex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  \"Yes\" is the answer.\n\t\t-- Swami X\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22801,62,'\nSex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight\nare unimportant.\n\t\t-- Henry Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22802,62,'\nSex is the mathematics urge sublimated.\n\t\t-- M.C. Reed\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22803,62,'\nSex is the poor man\'s opera.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22804,62,'\nSex is what women have and men want.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22805,62,'\nSex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is\nrepeated until infinity.\n\t\t-- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist\n\t\t   Party), in a manual of the party\'s official sex guidelines,\n\t\t   1973.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22806,62,'\nSex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go,\nit\'s one of the best.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22807,62,'\nSex; it\'s always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22808,62,'\nSexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon\nhow children do not come into the world.\n\t\t-- Karl Kraus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22809,62,'\nShe asked me if I loved her still.  \"Yes,\" I replied.  \"I\'ve never had\nyou any other way.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22810,62,'\nShe called her parakeet Onan, because he spilled his seed.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22811,62,'\nShe was a farmer\'s daughter but she couldn\'t keep her calves together.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22812,62,'\nShe was only a mortician\'s daughter but anyone cadaver.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22813,62,'\nShe was only:\n\ta coal digger\'s daughter, but she\'ll always be mine.\n\ta statistician\'s daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.\n\ta wrestler\'s daughter, but you should have seen her box.\n\ta moonshiner\'s daughter, but I love her still.\n\ta chimney sweep\'s daughter, but she sure knew how to haul ash.\n\ta fireman\'s daughter, but her face was a cause for alarm.\n\ta banker\'s daughter, but she opened her drawers for cash.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22814,62,'\nShe was wearing a very tight skirt, and when she tried to board the Fifth\nAvenue bus she found she couldn\'t lift her leg.  She reached back and\nunzipped her zipper.  It didn\'t seem to do any good, so she reached back\nand unzipped it again.  Suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put\nher on the top step.\n\t\"How dare you?\" she demanded.\n\t\"Well, lady,\" he said, \"by the time you unzipped my fly for the\nsecond time I thought we\'d become good friends.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22815,62,'\nShe\'s fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22816,62,'\nShe\'s looking for:\tHe\'s looking for:\tForeplay:\n1957\t\t\tSomeone who\'ll go\tHer: Finding a place to put\nMr. Nice Guy\t\tall the way\t\t     her gum\n\t\t\t\t\t\tHim: Wondering which word would\n\t\t\t\t\t\t     best describe her breasts\n\t\t\t\t\t\t     to the guys\n\n1967\t\t\tSomeone who\'s got\tThe first ten minutes\nMr. Natural\t\trolling papers and\tof \"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida\"\n\t\t\twill go all the way\n\n1977\t\t\tSomeone who\'ll go\tTesting the batteries\nMr. Goodbar\t\tall the way in leg\n\t\t\twarmers and a leather\n\t\t\tface mask\n\n1987\t\t\tSomeone who\'s never\tExamination of the genitalia\nMr. Clean\t\tgone all the way in\tunder the magnifying glass\n\t\t\tSan Francisco\t\tthat Grandma used for needle-\n\t\t\t\t\t\tpoint before she passed away\n\t\t-- Michael Corcoran, \"National Lampoon\", October 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22817,62,'\nShe\'s the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22818,62,'\n\"Sir\", said the beggar, \"can you spare fifty dollars for a cup of coffee?\"\n\n\"Fifty dollars for a cup of coffee, one should be sufficient!\",\nanswered the gentleman, rather shortly.\n\n\"I know\", replied the beggar, \"but coffee always makes me horny.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22819,62,'\nSixteen\'ll get you twenty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22820,62,'\nSo this elderly couple were sitting in their tiny cold water flat on the\nlower East Side when the husband said, \"Doris, we\'re in bad shape.  Inflation\nhas eaten up our Social Security check.  The next one isn\'t due for a week\nand we\'ve got no money left for food.\"\n\t\"Could I do anything to help?\" she asked.\n\t\"Yes,\" he said.  \"I hate to see you do this but it\'s the only way.\nYou\'re going to have to go out and hustle.\"\n\t\"Me?\" she asked.  \"At the age of sixty-five?\"\n\t\"It\'s the only way,\" he said.\nResigned to the situation, she went out into the warm night.  She came\nstaggering in early the next morning.\n\t\"How did you do?\" asked the husband.\n\t\"Here,\" she said, \"I\'ve got four dollars and ten cents.\"\n\t\"Four dollars and ten cents,\" he said .  \"Who gave you the ten cents?\"\n\t\"Everybody,\" she said.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22821,62,'\nSo, how\'s your love life?  Still holding your own?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22822,62,'\nSo, your daughter was voted \"Most Likely to Conceive\", and you\'re still\ndrinking ordinary scotch?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22823,62,'\nSodomy is a pain in the ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22824,62,'\nSome of the greatest love affairs I\'ve known have involved one actor,\nunassisted.\n\t\t-- Wilson Mizner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22825,62,'\nSome women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22826,62,'\nSome women are like musical glasses.  To keep them in tune they must be wet.\n\t\t-- Samuel Coleridge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22827,62,'\nStatisticians do it with 95');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22828,62,' confidence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22829,62,'\nStatisticians probably do it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22830,62,'\nSticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22831,62,'\nSure eating yogurt will improve your sex life.  People know that if\nyou\'ll eat that stuff, you\'ll eat anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22832,62,'\nSystems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22833,62,'\nTeaching undergraduates is like herding sheep.  And, like the old Basque\nsheepherder explained, whenever the livestock starts looking good to you,\nit\'s time to spend a night in town.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22834,62,'\nTeen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22835,62,'\nTest makers do it:\n\tA: sometimes\n\tB: always\n\tC: never\n\tD: none of the above.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22836,62,'\nThat girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22837,62,'\nThat reminds me of a friend of mine who went north to work on the Alaskan\npipeline.  Before he went up there, he was just a skinny little runt.  When\nhe got back, he was a husky fucker.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22838,62,'\n\t\"That wife of mine is a liar,\" said the angry husband to a\nsympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.\n\t\"How do you know?\" the friend asked.\n\t\"She didn\'t come home last night, and when I asked her where\nshe\'d been she said she\'d spent the night with her sister Shirley.\"\n\t\"So?\"\n\t\"So, she\'s a liar.  I spent the night with her sister Shirley.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22839,62,'\nThat\'s the most fun I\'ve had without laughing.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen, on sex\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22840,62,'\nThe abbess of a nunnery was instructing a group of novices on the house rules\nof her particular order.  The indoctrination period, which went on for hours,\nbegan with \"No washing of undies in the founts,\" and ended with \"Lights out at\nnine.  Candles out at ten.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22841,62,'\nThe best way to cut off a cat\'s tail is to repossess his Jaguar.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22842,62,'\nThe Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments\nto heterosexuals.  That doesn\'t mean that God doesn\'t love heterosexuals.\nIt\'s just that they need more supervision.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22843,62,'\nThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that\nsex for money usually costs a lot less.\n\t\t-- Brendan Francis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22844,62,'\nThe blind daters had really hit it off and at the end of the evening, as\nthey were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said,\n\t\"Before we go any further, Charmaine, tell me -- do you have\nany special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?\"\n\t\"As a matter of fact,\" smiled the girl, \"I do happen to have a foot\nfetish -- but I suppose I\'d settle for maybe seven or eight inches.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22845,62,'\nThe bottom-up approach always gets me buggered.\n\t\t-- Sidney J. Hurtubise\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22846,62,'\nThe butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can\'t I?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22847,62,'\nThe country girl who became a city madam has obviously gone from rags to rigids.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22848,62,'\nThe difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball is that you can\nonly get three fingers in a bowling ball.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22849,62,'\nThe difference between her and the Titanic is that only 1100 men went down\non the Titanic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22850,62,'\nThe difference between like and love is the same as the difference between\na spit and a swallow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22851,62,'\nThe difference between women and girls is as much as twenty years,\nin some states.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22852,62,'\nThe doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical\nexamination.  \"The best thing for you to do,\" the M.D. said, \"is give up\ndrinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.\"\n\n\"Doc, I don\'t deserve the best,\" pleaded his patient.  \"What\'s second best?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22853,62,'\nThe first time we slept together she drove a recreational vehicle into\nthe bedroom.\n\t\t-- Richard Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22854,62,'\nThe five-alarm fire had been raging out of control for hours, pouring thick,\nblack smoke over the street.  At last the blaze was under control and the\nfire chief began accounting for his men.  Two were missing, so he ordered\na search.  Captain Kelly finally rounded a fire truck parked in an alley\nand found, to his shock, one fireman with his trousers down leaning over a\ngarbage can and another fireman screwing him in the ass.\n\t\"What\'s the meaning of this!\", the captain roared.\n\t\"Jones here had passed out from smoke inhalation,\" the fireman on\ntop panted.\n\t\"You\'re supposed to give mouth to mouth resuscitation for that!\"\nthe captain yelled.\n\t\"I know.  That\'s what started this,\" the fireman replied.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22855,62,'\nThe fucking ain\'t worth the fighting.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22856,62,'\nThe girls that go to see a man\'s etchings may not know art ...\n\nbut they know what they like!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22857,62,'\nThe good doctor had been an inspiration to the jungle natives.  He had cured\ntheir sick and taught them the religious and moral values of his own England.\nHe was loved and respected by every native in the village, but on this\nparticular afternoon the chief was obviously troubled as he entered the\ndoctor\'s hut.  \"You live among my people long time now,\" said the chief.\n\"You tell us not right for a man and girl to be close together before\nmarriage and we believe what you say.  This morning white child born to\nwoman in village.  You only white man in jungle.  What I tell my people?\"\n\tThe doctor smiled and led the chief to a window.  \"My son,\" he said,\n\"I\'ll won\'t attempt to give you a full scientific explanation for the\nphenomenon known as an albino.  But look at the flock of sheep upon that\nhill.  Every one is snow white except one.  The white baby born to the\nwoman in your village means nothing more or less than that one black sheep\nin the white flock.  It is simply one of nature\'s mysterious accidents.\"\n\tThe black chief became embarrassed and looked at his feet. \"OK, doc,\"\nhe said.  \"You no tell -- I no tell.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22858,62,'\nThe good news is that the horse is dead, but your mother\'s pregnant.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22859,62,'\nThe good thing about masturbation is that you don\'t have to dress up for it.\n\t\t-- Truman Capote\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22860,62,'\nThe hacker as a mate/lover and the signs of trouble:\n\n-- The morning after note reads:\n\tWhiting, Barbara:\n\tI enjoyed last night.  We really interfaced.  You looked so cute\n\tI wanted to byte your ear.\n-- He believes Steve Wozniak offered the Apple to Adam.\n-- The people he tries to emulate are five years his junior.\n-- The last straw:\n\tOnce again, your date has lost all track of time debugging a new\n\tprogram and shows up an hour late.\n\n\tYou Don\'t...:\n\t\tMake nasty asides regarding his 5-1/4 inch floppy.\n\tYou Do...:\n\t\tRemind him that \"going down\" doesn\'t necessarily\n\t\tindicate a malfunction.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22861,62,'\nThe harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22862,62,'\nThe honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the\nouter third of the vagina at .8 second intervals, which is approximately\nthe beat of Surfing Safari\" by the Beach Boys.  Unless these contractions\noccur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for\nmercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics.\n\t\t-- John Hughes, National Lampoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22863,62,'\nThe honeymoon is over when a quickie before dinner refers to a short drink.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22864,62,'\n\tThe hungover couple dawdled over a midafternoon breakfast, after a\nparticularly wild all-night party held in their fashionable apartment.\n\t\"Dearest, this is rather embarrassing,\" said the husband, \"but\nwas it you I made love to in the library last night?\"\n\tHis wife looked at him reflectively and then asked, \"About what time?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22865,62,'\nThe husband was disturbed by his wife\'s indifferent attitude towards him\nand the marriage counselor suggested he try being more aggressive in his\nlovemaking.\n\t\"Act more like a romantic lover and less like a bored spouse,\" he\nwas advised.  \"When you go home, make love to her as soon as you meet --\neven if it\'s right inside the front door.\"\n\tAt the next consultation, the adviser was pleased to hear that the\nhusband had followed his instructions.  \"And how did she react this time?\"\nthe consultant asked.\n\t\"Well, to tell you the truth,\" the husband replied, \"she was still\nsort of indifferent.  But one thing I\'ve got to admit: her bridge club went\nabsolutely wild!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22866,62,'\nThe husband wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a\nday early and would be home on Thursday.  When he walked into his apartment,\nhowever, he found his wife in bed with another man.  Furious,he picked up his\nbag and stormed out.  He met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what\nhad happened and announced that he was filing for divorce in the morning.\n\t\"Give my daughter a chance to explain before you take any action,\"\nthe older woman pleaded.  Reluctantly, he agreed.\n\tAn hour later his mother-in-law phoned the husband at his club.\n\"I knew my daughter would have an explanation,\" she said, a note of triumph\nin her voice.  \"She didn\'t receive your telegram!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22867,62,'\nThe Italian entry in the Eurovision Song Contest, \"I Can\'t Get No\nContraception\", has been withdrawn after the Pope advised them to pull it out\nat the last minute.\n\t\t-- Not the Nine O\'Clock News\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22868,62,'\nThe king arranged a regal marriage for his daughter -- a bond that would unite\ntwo great kingdoms.  Yet, because the young couple seemed so formal to each\nother, he posted a spy outside the royal wedding chamber and demanded a full\naccount of the wedding night\'s progress.\n\t\"It\'s hard to tell,\" said the spy the next morning. \"When the prince\nentered the chamber, I heard the princess say, quite formally, \'I offer you my\nhonor.\'  Then the prince said, with equal courtliness, \'I honor your offer.\'\nAnd that\'s the way it went all night long -- honor, offer, honor, offer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22869,62,'\nThe largest gay community in the U.S. (as a percentage of total population)\nis not in San Francisco, but in Iowa Falls, Minnesota (pop. 763), a small\ntown in which virtually everyone is gay.  In 1976, a group of about 100\ngays fleeing persecution in the South settled in the town, and soon won a\nmajority on the town council.  Ordinances prohibiting heterosexual acts\nsoon followed.  \"After all,\" said mayor Harry Whalen, \"If the Supreme Court\nhas refused to strike down laws prohibiting homosexual acts, then our\nanti-straight laws are equally valid.\"  Rigorous enforcement of those laws\nhas resulted in a community that is now almost 100');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22870,62,' gay.  Said one long-time\nresident: \"I\'ve lived here 35 years and didn\'t want to leave, but I didn\'t\nwant to give up sex either.  Then my neighbor Ed came over one night, and\nsaid how about I do it with him, and my wife Millie could do it with his\nwife.  Well, I found it wasn\'t nearly as bad as I thought it was gonna be.\nFact is, I rather like it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22871,62,'\nThe little boy pointed to two dogs in the park and asked his father what\nthey were doing. \"They\'re making puppies, son,\" replied the father.\n\tThat night, the boy wandered into his parents\' room while they were\nmaking love.  Asked what they were doing, the father replied, \"Making you\na baby brother.\"\n\t\"Gee, Dad,\" the boy pleaded, \"turn her over -- I\'d rather have a\npuppy.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22872,62,'\n\tThe little old lady rushed into the taxidermist and unwrapped a package\ncontaining two recently deceased monkeys.  Her instructions to the proprietor\nwere delivered in a welter of tears.\n\t\"Favorite pets... (blubber,sob)... caught cold... (moan)...  Don\'t\nsee how I\'ll live without them... (weep,sob)... want to have them stuffed...\n(blubber,blubber)!\"\n\t\"Of course, madam,\" said the proprietor in an understanding voice,\n\"and would you care to have them mounted?\"\n\t\"Oh, no,\" she sobbed, \"shaking hands.  They were just close friends.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22873,62,'\nThe man and woman make love, attain climax, fall separate.  Then she\nwhispers, \"I\'ll tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you\nwere thinking of.\"  Like most sex jokes the origins of the pleasant\nexchange are obscure.  But whatever the source, it seldom fails to evoke\na certain awful recognition.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal, \"New York Review of Books\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22874,62,'\nThe man who said \"A bird in the hand\'s worth two in the bush\" has been\nputting his bird in the *WRONG* bushes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22875,62,'\nThe most pressing issue facing women today is finding a contraceptive\njelly that smells like a fresh fruit salad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22876,62,'\nThe most romantic thing any woman ever said to me in bed was \"Are you sure\nyou\'re not a cop?\"\n\t\t-- Larry Brown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22877,62,'\nThe most unfair thing about STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) is\nthat the guys who bought vasectomies have to wear condoms anyway.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22878,62,'\nThe most unsatisfactory men are those who pride themselves on their\nvirility and regard sex as if it were some form of athletics at which you\nwin cups. It is a woman\'s spirit and mood which a man has to stimulate in\norder to make sex interesting.  The real lover is the man who can thrill\nyou by just touching your head or smiling into your eyes -- or just by\nstaring into space.\n\t\t-- Marilyn Monroe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22879,62,'\nThe nervous young bride became irritated by her husband\'s lusty advances on\ntheir wedding night and reprimanded him severly.\n\t\"I demand proper manners in bed,\" she declared, \"just as I do at\nthe dinner table.\"\n\tAmused by his wife\'s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair\nand climbed quietly between the sheets.  \"Is that better?\" he asked, with a\nhint of a smile.\n\t\"Yes,\" replied the girl, \"much better.\"\n\t\"Very good, darling,\" the husband whispered.  \"Now would you\nbe so kind as to please pass the pussy?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22880,62,'\n\tThe old mailman is making his last rounds; he retires at the end of\nthe week.  As he approaches the Jones\' house, Mrs. Jones greets him warmly at\nthe door.  \"Please come in!  We\'re very grateful for your years of service to\nus and our neighborhood.  I\'ve prepared something special for you.\"\n \tIn walks the mailman, to a graciously appointed dining room, where\nMrs. Jones has prepared a sumptuous lunch.  After dumping his letter satchel\non the couch, he and Mrs. Jones have a charming meal.  As the mailman finished\nhis last glass of wine, thanking his hostess profusely, she stops him from\nleaving and disappears upstairs.  She returns in a moment, in a daring\nnegligee, and takes the astonished postman to the bedroom, where the elaborate\nfarewell is consummated between the sheets.\n \tAs he\'s putting his pants on, Mrs. Jones reaches into her nightstand,\npulls out a dollar bill, and hands it to him.  Reacting to his astonished\nlook, she says, \"Well, I told my husband that you were retiring and that\nwe should do something for you.  He said \'Fuck him.  Give him a dollar!\'\"\nShe pauses and smiles proudly. \"The lunch was MY idea.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22881,62,'\nThe only difference between your current lover and a doorknob is that a\ndoorknob warms up when you hold it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22882,62,'\nThe only people who make love all the time are liars.\n\t\t-- Louis Jordan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22883,62,'\nThe only psychologically damaging thing about masturbation is that there\'s\nnobody else to blame later for persuading you to do it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22884,62,'\nThe only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty\nand to someone else if she is plain.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22885,62,'\nThe operator\'s left hand quivered as she gingerly unlatched the catch to\nthe diskette reader.  Uncontrollably, she reached down, guiding the\nsharply pointed diskette into the deep, dark slot. The floppy diskette\nnearly folded under the repeated thrusts of her hand, until finally she\ncould control it no longer, her right hand instinctively taking an option\nzero.  And then it all came at once, thousands upon thousands of data\nbits flowing from diskette to disk in a torrent of torrid transfer, as\nthe helpless legs of the 32 strained to remain on the floor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22886,62,'\n\tThe other day my girlfriend and I were going to a party and on the\nway there, we got a flat tire.  We got out of the car and I pumped, she\njacked I pumped, she jacked, I pumped, she jacked and then we changed the\ntire.  Eventually we arrived at the party and when we walked in, everyone was\njumping for joy.  What a sight seeing her hanging nude from the chandelier!\nWell the party was OK, I guess, we just sat around drinking sherry and eating\ncandy.  Everybody else started feeling merry.  Those have got to be the three\nwildest girls I know.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22887,62,'\nThe other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22888,62,'\n\tThe outraged husband discovered his wife in bed with another man.\n\t\"What is the meaning of this?\" he demanded.  \"Who is this fellow?\"\n\t\"That seems like a fair question,\" said the wife, rolling over.\n\"What IS your name?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22889,62,'\nThe owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France\non a buying trip.  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an\nacquaintance with a beautiful young lady.  However, she only spoke\nFrench and he only spoke English, so each couldn\'t understand a word\nthe other spoke.  He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a\npicture of a taxi.  She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a\nride in the park.  Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant\nwith a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner.  After\ndinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted.  They went to\nseveral nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious\nevening.  It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and\ndrew a picture of a four-poster bed.  He was dumbfounded, and has never\nbe able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22890,62,'\nThe passionate young thing was having a difficult time getting across what\nshe wanted from her rather dense boyfriend.  Finally she asked,\n\t\"Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis?\"\n\t\"Gosh, no!\" he replied.  \"I hate hospitals.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22891,62,'\nThe penis mightier than the sword.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22892,62,'\nThe pleasure is momentary,\nThe position ridiculous,\nThe expense damnable.\n\t\t-- Chesterfield, on sex\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22893,62,'\nThe pleasure is transitory, the cost prohibitive, and the position ridiculous.\n\t\t-- Disraeli, on sex\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22894,62,'\nThe plural of spouse is spice.\n\t\t-- R.A. Heinlein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22895,62,'\nThe police were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent\nbusinessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th story office.  His\nvoluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action\nbut said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started\nworking for him a month ago.\n\t\"After my very first week on the job,\" she said, \"I received a\ntwenty-dollar raise.  At the end of the second week he called me into his\nprivate office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon\nstockings and said, \'These are for a beautiful, efficient secretary.\' At\nthe end of the third week he gave me a gorgeous mink stole.  Then, this\nafternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with\nthis fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I would consider making\nlove to him and what it would cost. I told him I would, and because he\nhad been so nice to me, he could have it for five dollars, although I was\ncharging all the other boys in the office ten dollars.  That\'s when he\njumped out the window.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22896,62,'\nThe problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance\nto prove it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22897,62,'\nThe quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to\npull out of your ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22898,62,'\nThe real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around\nin front every time you want to kiss her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22899,62,'\nThe reason big companies have lots and lots of meetings is because\nthey can\'t masturbate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22900,62,'\nThe reason people sweat is so they won\'t catch fire when making love.\n\t\t-- Don Rose\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22901,62,'\nThe reason that sex is so popular is that it\'s centrally located.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22902,62,'\nThe requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the trunk\nof a Dodge Dart.\n\t\t-- Lisa Alther\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22903,62,'\nThe REVERSE function works on the opposite SEXPR.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22904,62,'\nThe romantic young man sat on the park bench with a first date.  He was\ncertain his charming words and manner would win her as they had many others.\n\t\"Some moon out tonight,\"he cooed.\n\t\"There certainly is,\" she agreed.\n\t\"Some really bright stars in the sky.\"\n\tShe nodded.\n\t\"Some dew on the grass.\"\n\t\"Some do,\" she said indignantly, \"but I\'m not that sort.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22905,62,'\nThe sergeant walked into the shower and caught me giving myself a dishonorable\ndischarge.  Without missing a beat, I said...\n\t\"It\'s my dick and I can wash it as fast as I want!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22906,62,'\nThe sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this earth.\n\t\t-- Diana Rigg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22907,62,'\nThe sex was nice, but confusing.  The whole situation kept going di-polar\non Sta-Hi.  One instant Misty would seem like a lovely warm girl who\'d\nsurvived a terrible injury, like a lost puppy to be stroked, a lonely\nwoman to be husbanded.  But then he\'d start thinking of the wires behind\nher eyes, and he\'d be screwing a machine, an inanimate object, a public\ntoilet.  Just like with any other woman for him, really.\n\t\t-- Rudy Rucker, \"Software\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22908,62,'\nThe shy young man had been married for three months when he reported to his\ndoctor that his marriage was still in name only.  The doctor, after hearing\nthe sad tale, told him that waiting until bedtime to make advances was causing\npsychological pressure and advised him to take advantage of the next time he\nfelt in the mood.  A week later, the doctor happened to meet the man again,\nand noticed a new spring in his step.  \"My advice worked, I take it?\" he\ninquired.\n\tThe young man grinned.  \"Perfectly.  The other night, we were having\nsupper, and as I reached for the salt -- so did she!  Our hands touched... It\nwas as if an electric current ran through us.  I leaped to my feet, swept the\ndishes from the table and then and there consummated our marriage!  There\'s \njust one problem, however.  We can\'t go back to The Four Seasons again...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22909,62,'\nThe struggling for knowledge has a pleasure in it like that of wrestling\nwith a fine woman.\n\t\t-- Lord Halifax\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22910,62,'\nThe Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22911,62,'\nThe thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most\namount of trouble is sex.\n\t[Obviously written by a man--if it\'s causing so much trouble,\n\t *take* *more* *time*!]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22912,62,'\nThe three faithful things in life are money, a dog and an old woman.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22913,62,'\nThe three most important parts of a stove: lifter, leg, and poker.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22914,62,'\nThe three sexual positions during preganancy.\n\nDuring the first four months:\tMissionary style\nDuring the second four months:\tDoggie style\nAnd during the last month:\tCoyote style\n\nCoyote style?\n\tYou sit by the hole and howl.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22915,62,'\nThe trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.\n\t\t-- George S. Kaufman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22916,62,'\nThe two couples were enjoying their vacation together at a resort hotel.  They\nwere in the middle of a game of Scrabble in the lobby when a thunderstorm cut\noff the hotel\'s electricity, leaving little to do but retire to their rooms.\nBill was a rather devout man, so before getting into bed with his companion,\nhe said his prayers.  As he got under the covers, the lightning suddenly\nflashed through the window and he discovered that he was in the wrong room.\nHe instantly jumped up and started to dash for the hallway.  \"It\'s too late,\ncalled the girl from the bed, \"my guy doesn\'t pray.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22917,62,'\nThe two men feigned friendship but secretly hated each other\'s guts and took\ngreat pleasure in giving one another the needle on any and all occasions.\nThis particular evening they met, quite by accident, at a popular bar.\nThe conversation started innocently enough; then one, with sudden inspiration,\nran his hand over the other\'s bald head and exclaimed,\n\t\"By God, Fred, that feels just like my wife\'s ass!\"\nThe other ran his own hand over his head and nonchalantly retorted,\n\t\"Well, I\'ll be damned, Jim, so it does, so it does!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22918,62,'\nThe two things that you should never lend out are your car or your woman.\nSomeone\'s bound to throw a rod in either one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22919,62,'\nThe very proper spinster didn\'t go out very often, but she had some important\nshopping to do that morning and so decided to have her lunch in what appeared\nto be a nice quiet respectable restaurant.  With the noontime crowd, many\ncustomers shared their tables with strangers; the spinster selected a seat\nnext to an attractive, young office girl.  The girl finished her sandwich and\ncoffee, then settled back and lit up a cigarette.  The older woman controlled\nherself for a few moments and then snapped,\n\t\"I\'d rather commit adultery than smoke in public.\"\n\t\"So would I,\" said the girl, \"but I only have half an hour for lunch.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22920,62,'\n\tThe way my jeweler explained it, it\'s like insurance.\n\tSix months\' pay isn\'t much to keep my wife from sleeping around.\n\nA diamond -- pure, sparkling, natural, flawless, forever.  The way marriage\nshould be but never quite is.  People grow and change and sometimes want to\ntake their clothes off with strangers.  So when you invest in a fine piece\nof diamond jewelry, you\'re not only making an investment, you\'re making a\nstatement.  You\'re telling the woman you love that you\'ve just spent a lot\nof your hard-earned money on her.  Now she owes you the kind of loyalty that\nonly precious jewelry can buy.  Isn\'t she worth it?\n\n\tThe Honeymoon\'s Over:\t\t\tfrom $ 5000\n\tThe Seven Year Itch:\t\t\tfrom $10000\n\tNo More Lunchtime Quickies:\t\tfrom $15000\n\tDivorce Would Be More Expensive:\tfrom $42000\n\n\t\t\tA diamond is for leverage.  BeDears\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22921,62,'\nThe way to a man\'s heart is through his wife\'s belly, and don\'t you forget it.\n\t\t-- Edward Albee, \"Who\'s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22922,62,'\nThe woman hurried home from her doctor\'s appointment, devastated by the\nmedical report she had just received.  When her husband came in from work,\nshe told him, \"Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to\nlive.  So I\'ve decided I want to go to bed and make passionate love to you\nthroughout the night.  How does that sound, dearest?\"\n\t\"Hey, that\'s fine for ___\b\b\byou,\" replied the husband.  \"You don\'t have\nto get up in the morning!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22923,62,'\nThe young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her\nfirst visit home since starting college.\n\t\"Mom, I have to tell you,\" the girl confessed.  \"I lost my virginity\nlast weekend.\"\n\t\"I\'m not suprised,\" said her mother.  \"It was bound to happen sooner\nor later.  I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience.\"\n\t\"Well, yes and no,\" the pretty student remarked.  \"The first eight\nguys felt great, but after them my pussy got real sore.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22924,62,'\n\tThe young man took a blind date to the amusement park.  They went\nfor a ride on the Ferris wheel.  The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.\n\"What would you like to do next?\" he asked.\n\t\"I wanna get weighed,\" she said.  So he took her over to the weight\nguesser.  Next they rode the roller coaster.  After that he bought her some\npopcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.\n\t\"I wanna get weighed,\" she said, bluntly.\n\tI really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the boy, and\nusing the excuse that he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.\nThe girl\'s mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, \"What\'s\nwrong, dear, didn\'t you have a nice time tonight?\"\n\t\"Wousy,\" said the girl.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22925,62,'\nThe young stud walked into a bordello.  After he took his clothes off, the\nwoman was puzzled to see him put a clothespin on his nose, stuff cotton in\nhis ears, and put a prophylactic on his penis.\n\t\"Hey,\" she asked, \"what the hell are you doing?\"\n\t\"Well, ma\'am\", replied the stud, \"there are two things I just can\'t\nstand.  A screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22926,62,'\nThen there was the girl who was engaged to a gymnast -- \'til he broke it off.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22927,62,'\nThen there was the guy that got badly messed up fighting for his girl\'s honor.\nIt seems she wanted to keep it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22928,62,'\nThen there was the middle-aged businessman who took his spouse to Paris.\nAfter traipsing with her from one mansion du couture to another, be begged\nfor a day off to rest and got it.  With the wife gone shopping again, he\nwent to the Ritz Bar and picked up a luscious parisienne.  They got on\nwell until the question of money came up.  She wanted a hundred American\ndollars; he offered fifty.  They couldn\'t get together on the price; so\nthey didn\'t get together.  That evening he escorted his wife to one of the\nnicer restaurants on the Rue de Rivoli, and there he spotted his gorgeous\nbabe of the afternoon seated at a table near the door.\n\t\"See, monsieur?\" she said as they passed her.  \"Look what you got\nfor your lousy fifty bucks.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22929,62,'\nThere are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22930,62,'\nThere are many ways to say \"I love you\", but fucking is the fastest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22931,62,'\nThere are so many people wanting a piece of my ass that some of them\nare having to take turns.\n\t\t-- T.K.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22932,62,'\nThere are two couples that want to convert to Catholicism.  They go\nand see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain\nfrom sex for thirty days.\n\tThirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest.  He asks\nthe first couple if they passed the test.\n\t\"Father, we didn\'t so much as TOUCH one another during the last month.\n\t\"Congratulations,\" the priest replies, \"you are now qualified to enter\nthe Church.\"  Then, the priests asked the second couple how they did.\n\t\"Well, Father,\" the husband says, \"everything was going just fine\nuntil the 27th day.  My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and\nI just happened to notice that she didn\'t have any panties on.  I couldn\'t\nstand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it\nto her right there.\"\n\t\"That\'s DISGUSTING!\", the priest bellows.  \"I can never let you into\nthe Church after something like that.\"\n\t\"I understand Father,\" the man replies sadly, \"they won\'t let us\ninto Safeway anymore either.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22933,62,'\nThere are two trees in the forest.  They are very proud trees.  One day\nthey notice a sapling half-way between them.\n\tOne tree proclaims, \"That is a son of beech!\"\n\t\"No, that is a son of a birch!\" insists the other.\n\t\"A son of a BEECH!\"\n\t\"A son of a BIRCH!\"\n\t\"Son of a beech!\"\n\t\"Son of a birch!\"\n\nThe fighting attracts a woodpecker who informs them that he can tell what\nkind of tree the sapling is by its taste.  First he tastes the beech and\nthe birch.  Then he tastes the sapling.  \"Well now, is that a son of a\nbeech or a son of a birch?\" asks the beech.\n\t\"You\'re both wrong!\" says the bird.  \"That\'s the best piece of ash\nI\'ve had my pecker in for a long time!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22934,62,'\nThere is a definite parallel between shots of tequila and a woman\'s breasts.\nOne is not enough and three are too many.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22935,62,'\nThere is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22936,62,'\nThere is nothing wrong with screwing everyone in sight.  Boring your friends\nabout it is the sin.\n\t\t-- Mama Liz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22937,62,'\nThere isn\'t room enough in this dress for both of us!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22938,62,'\nThere was once a newly-married couple.  Now these two lovers were, well,\nrather uptight about using expressions such as \"having sex\", \"getting it on\",\nor \"boffing the brains out\".  So, they decided to use the euphemism, \"doing\nthe laundry\" whenever the topic of sex came up. \n\tOne evening, hubby said, \"Well, honey, feel like doing some laundry \ntonite?\", and she consented.  The next evening, hubby again asked, \"Sweetie, \nfeel like doing some laundry tonite?\"  Well, wifey wasn\'t really in the mood, \nbut complied.  On the third night, when hubby approached her, asking her to \nparticipate in doing still MORE laundry, she replied, \"Oh, Hon, I\'m really not \nin the mood for doing any laundry tonite.\"\n\tWell, hubby, being a bit disappointed, locked himself in the bathroom \nand engaged in a spot of self-abuse instead.  Upon returning to the living\nroom, wifey said, \"Well, Poopsie, I\'ve changed my mind -- how about doing\nsome laundry?\"  To which he replied, \"Oh, no, that\'s okay, I just did a small\nload!\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22939,62,'\nThere was something about her I liked, but I couldn\'t put my finger on it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22940,62,'\nThere will be sex after death, we just won\'t be able to feel it.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22941,62,'\nThere\'s a handsome boy who tells me how I\'ve changed his past.  He buys me\na brandy...  Could it be he\'s really just after my ass?\n\t\t-- Pete Townshend, \"How Many Friends\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22942,62,'\nThere\'s many a slurp t\'wixt the tip and the zip.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22943,62,'\nThere\'s nothing better than good sex.  But bad sex?  A peanut butter\nand jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.\n\t\t-- Billy Joel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22944,62,'\nThere\'s nothing wrong with America that a good erection wouldn\'t cure.\n\t\t-- David Mairowitz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22945,62,'\nThese two project managers were walking through a residential area\none day, when they saw a dog (also male) sitting on a lawn, licking its\ncock.  (Why do dogs do that?  Because they can).  Anyway, the first manager\nnudged the second and said, \"Hey, look at that!  That really looks like fun\n-- I wish I could do that!\"\n\tWhereupon the second manager replied, \"Well, I don\'t know... I tried\nit once, and the damn dog bit me!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22946,62,'\nThey watched the sun slowly sink behind the hills, and the fiery glow on\nthe lake fade into darkness. He eyed her shadowy figure, accentuated by\nthe moonlight, as the tension from within began to fuel his animalistic\ndesires. She followed him, ever so quietly, as they sought a secluded\ncorner in the barn.  Alone!  At last.  His hands roamed about her soft\nback, around to her thighs, and finally caressed her budding nipples.\nOh, how smooth and succulent she was!  \"Was it so wrong?\", he asked\nhimself.  No, he thought, for his father had done it, as did his own\nfather, ad infinitum.  The boiling, uncontrollable rage within him became\nunbearable.  She signalled her eagerness, spreading her legs, as he\ngrasped her nipples again.  Stroking, again and again, longer each time.\nIt began coming; again, again, again, again.  His mind raced with fear\n\"Will it stop?\".  Exhausted, he lay down beside her. \"Dear God, what have\nI done?\".  Suddenly, his father burst in.  His eyes burned as he stared\nfor what seemed an eternity.  Finally, his father spoke.\n\t\"Son, you ain\'t supposed to milk the damn cow till mornin\'!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22947,62,'\nThis guy was screwing his neighbors wife when a car pulls into the drive.\n\"My husband!\" she screams.  He panics and jumps out the window. He finds\nhimself on the street, naked, under cloudy skies. There is no place to hide\nexcept in a crowd of joggers.  As he runs along, a woman looks over and says,\n\t\"Do you always jog in the nude?\"\n\t\"Yes ma\'am!\" he replies.\n\t\"Does it always result in that kind of sexual excitement?\" she asks.\n\t\"Yes ma\'am!\" he replies.\n\t\"Do you always wear a condom?\"\n\t\"Only when it rains, lady.  Only when it rains.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22948,62,'\nThis is a test of the emergency cunnilingus system. If this had been an\nactual emergency, you would have known it!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22949,62,'\nThis system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22950,62,'\nThis time it\'s for love; next time it\'s $100.00.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22951,62,'\nThou shalt not omit adultery.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22952,62,'\nThree gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would\nbe.  The first decides on football, \'cause of all those gorgeous guys bending\nover in their tight pants.\n\t\"Definitely wrestling,\" sighs the second guy.  \"Those skimpy little\ncostumes, and think of the holds.\"\n\t\"Definitely baseball,\" says the third guy.  \"Why?  Well, I\'d be\npitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a savage one-hopper\nright to me, I\'d catch it, and I\'d just stand there while the other guys\nrounded the bases.  Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming,\n`Throw the ball, you cocksucker!\' and that\'s what I like -- recognition!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22953,62,'\nThree minutes of serious sex and I need eight hours of sleep and\na bowl of Wheaties.\n\t\t-- Richard Pryor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22954,62,'\nThree women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.  When it rains,\nhowever, the laundry always gets wet.  All the laundry, that is, except\nfor Laurie\'s.  Laurie never seems to have her laundry out when it rains.\n\tSo, one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes\non the line when one of the women says to Laurie, \"Laurie, how come when it\nnever rains when you have your laundry out?\"\n\t\"Well,\" replies Laurie, \"when I wake up in the morning, I check out\nmy husband Paul.  If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it\'s\ngoing to be a great day.  If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know\nit might rain.  I don\'t know why it works, but he\'s never been wrong!\"\n\t\"Laurie, what if he has an erection?\" asks the other woman.\n\t\"Honey, on a day like *that*, you don\'t do the *laundry.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22955,62,'\nThree young women were attending the same logic class given at one of the \nbetter universities.  During a lecture the professor stated that he was \ngoing to test their ability at situation reasoning.\n\t\"Let us assume,\" said the prof, \"that you are aboard a small craft\nalone in the Pacific, and you spot a vessel approaching you with several\nsex-starved sailors on board.  What would you do in this situation to avoid\nthe problem?\"\n\t\"I would attempt to turn my craft in the opposite direction and\nflee,\" said the first girl.\n\t\"I would pass them, and hope that I could fend them off,\" responded\nthe second woman.\n\t\"Frankly,\" murmured the third woman, \"I understand the situation,\nbut I fail to see the problem.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22956,62,'\nThrough a major bureaucratic error, you are made county coroner.\nYou seriously consider the job because it gives you:\n\n\t1: Lots of unclaimed wedding rings and watches.\n\t2: Lots of gold fillings and bridges.\n\t3: Free blood.\n\t4: A constantly changing array of new friends who aren\'t at\n\t   all stuffy about what happens to their genitalia.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22957,62,'\nTo a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22958,62,'\nTo be the kind of girl designed to be kissed between the thighs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22959,62,'\nTo win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and\nthen somehow get her clothes back on her.  Finally, so she will allow you\nto leave her, you\'ve got to annoy her.\n\t\t-- Jean Giraudoux, \"Amphitryon 38\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22960,62,'\nTri Delts; everyone else has.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22961,62,'\nTwo buddies had been out drinking for hours when their money finally \nran out.  \"I have an idea,\" croaked Al.  \"Lesh go over to my housh and borrow\nshum money from my wife.\"\n\tThe two of them reeled into Al\'s living room, snapped on the light, \nand lo and behold, there was Al\'s wife making love on the sofa to another man.\nThis state of affairs considerably unnerved Al\'s friend but didn\'t seem to \naffect the husband.\n\t\"Shay, dear, you have any money for your ever-lovin\' hushban\'?\" he\nasked.\n\t\"Yes, yes,\" she snapped.  \"Take my purse from the mantle, and for\nPete\'s sake, turn off those lights.\"\n\tOutside they examined the purse, and Al proudly announced, \"There\'s \nenough here for a pint for you and a pint for me.  Pretty good, eh, old buddy?\"\n\t\"But, Al,\" protested his friend, somewhat sobered by the spectacle\nhe\'d just witnessed, \"what about that fellow back there with your wife?\"\n\t\"The hell with him,\" replied Al.  \"Let him buy his own pint.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22962,62,'\nTwo longtime friends sipped Scotch in a local bar and talked about \ntheir troubles.  \"And on top of everything else,\" said the first, \"my wife\nhas cut me down to just once a week.\"\n\t\"That\'s too bad,\" agreed his friend, \"but it could be worse.  I know \ntwo guys she\'s cut off altogether.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22963,62,'\nTwo men were standing around talking while nearby a large German Shepherd\nlay licking his balls.  One man says to the other, \"Damn, I wish I could\ndo that.\"\n\tThe other man replies, \"Well, it\'s okay by me, but I think you\nought to get to know him a little first.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22964,62,'\nTwo men, both close to retirement, are working on the assembly line.  One\nboasts to the other, \"Last night I made love to my wife *three* times!\"\n\t\"Three times!\", replies his friend.  \"How did you do it?\"\n\t\"Well,\" says the first man, \"I made love to my wife and set the\nalarm clock for two hours later.  When it went off we made love again.\nThen, I reset it for the morning and we made love once more before I came\nto work.  I feel like a bull!\"\n\tHis friend says, \"Well, that *is* fantastic!  I\'m going to have\nto give it a try.\"  So, he goes home that night and makes love to his\nwife.  Figuring he doesn\'t need to set the alarm clock, he settles off\nto sleep.  Waking up a few hours later, he nudges his wife and they make love\nagain.  Waking up in the morning he makes love to his wife for the third\ntime.  Looking over at the clock he realizes that he\'s twenty minutes late\nfor work.  He throws on his clothes and runs down to the subway.  When\nhe gets to the factory his boss is standing there waiting.\n\t\"Frank\", he says, \"I\'ve been working for you for 18 years, and I\'ve\nnever been late before.  You\'ve got to forgive me twenty minutes this once!\"\n\t\"Well,\" replies his boss, \"okay, but it\'s not the twenty minutes\nthat had me worried.  Where were you Tuesday, where were you Wednesday...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22965,62,'\nTwo midgets arrived at the convent door and asked to speak with the Mother\nSuperior.  Led into her office, the first one asked respectfully \"Excuse\nme, your holiness, but are there any midget nuns in this convent?\"\n\tReceiving a reply to the negative, he asked whether any midget\nnuns were to be found in any of the neighboring parish.  Again the reply\nwas no.\n\tThe tiny man scratched his head and posed a final question.  \"Beggin\'\nyour pardon, Mother Superior, but would you know of *any* midget nuns at\nall, anywhere?\"  The nun shook her head.\n\tAt which the first midget turned to the second midget, put his hand\non his shoulder, and said, \"You see, I told you you fucked a penguin!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22966,62,'\nTwo nuns, a mother superior and a new nun, are walking home one night from\nchurch when they are attacked by two vicious rapists.  The two men drag the\nnuns off into the bushes and proceed to have their way with them.  The mother\nsuperior is very afraid, but she knows that God will protect her.  To show her\nstrength and trust in God she yells out \"Forgive him Father, for he knows not\nwhat he does!\"\n\nTo which the young nun replies \"Oooooh, mine does!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22967,62,'\nTwo old men are walking down the boardwalk when one of them tells the other\nthat he has to leave, his wife is expecting him to come home and make love\nwith her.\n\tThe other man is astonished.  \"Make love to your wife?  You\'re as old\nas I am!  Nearly eighty years old!  What do you mean you have to go home and\nmake love to your wife?\"\n\tThe first man smiles and says, \"We have a *great* sex life.  We make\nlove every day.\"\n\t\"You\'re kidding!\" says his friend.  \"How do you do it?\"\n\t\"Pumpernickel bread.  That\'s the secret.\"  And he dashes off home.\n\tThe other man starts to walk home.  \"Hmmm,\" he thinks to himself\npumpernickel bread.  Well, it\'s worth a try.\"  So he goes into a nearby\nbakery.\n\tGoing up to the woman at the counter, he asks for their entire stock\nof pumpernickel bread.  The woman stares at him in astonishment.  \"You want\nall the pumpernickel bread we have?  Are you sure?  Don\'t you know that it\nwill get hard?\"\n\t\"How come,\" demands the man, \"everybody knows about this but me?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22968,62,'\nTwo women are talking; one says to the other, \"Say, weren\'t you dating that\ncute French horn player?  What ever happened to him?\"\n\t\"Well,\" replies her friend, we\'re still seeing each other, but,\nI must admit, we\'ve had some problems.\"\n\t\"Problems?  What\'s wrong?\"\n\t\"You see,\" says the second woman, \"every time he kisses me, he\nwants to shove his fist up my ass.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22969,62,'\nTwo women were walking down the street, when one nudges the other and says,\n\"There\'s my husband coming out of the florist\'s with a dozen roses, damn it.\nThat means I\'ll have to keep my legs up in the air for three days.\"\n\nReplies her friend, \"Well, why don\'t you buy a vase?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22970,62,'\n\tTwo young men seated in a restaurant were watching a customer busily\ndisposing of a plate of oysters on the half shell.  One of the young\nmen remarked to his friend,\n\t\"Did you ever hear that business about raw oysters being\ngood for a man\'s virility?\"\n\t\"Yes, why?\" the friend replied.\n\t\"Well, take it from me, that\'s a lot of foolishness.  I ate a\ndozen of them the other night, and only nine worked.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22971,62,'\nUnix programmers do it with pipes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22972,62,'\nUser friendly software searching for friendly Hardware to interface with.\nHardware may present itself in floppy format as software has capability to\nupgrading same to full size firm.  Size is not all that important; but byte\nsized bandwith required -- header width is of more concern.  Joystick should\nbe able to toggle in different speeds and for some duration.  Software is\nlooking for system willing to perform intensive manipulation of keyboard as\nwell as preparing the mainframe and disk drives.  Fingering of all files\npermitted, and encouraged, before thrusting joystick into drive.  Software\nis programmed not to copy; there is no need for removing joystick before\ncompleted execution of program.  Program may be run several times per day...\nespecially if special features and options are utilized.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22973,62,'\nVandalism On The Upswing!\n\tLast night, windows were broken and graffiti was sprayed over the\n\tfront of the local sex shop, Le Sex Boutique, causing several hundred\n\tdollars in damage.  In a later anonymous phone call, the provisional\n\twing of the Salvation Army claimed responsibility.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22974,62,'\nVegetarians for oral sex -- \"The only meat that\'s fit to eat\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22975,62,'\nVidi, vici, veni.\n(I saw, I conquered, I came.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22976,62,'\nWe drove to the hotel and said goodbye.  How hypocritical to go upstairs\nwith a man you don\'t want to fuck, leave the one you do sitting there alone,\nand then, in a state of great excitement, fuck the one you don\'t want to\nfuck while pretending he\'s the one you do.  That\'s called fidelity.  That\'s\ncalled civilization and its discontents.\n\t\t-- Erica Jong, \"Fear of Flying\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22977,62,'\nWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands\nfor masturbation.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22978,62,'\nWe may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue\nthan malnutrition.\n\t\t-- Alex Comfort\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22979,62,'\nWe\'ve all heard about the woman who married a Field Service engineer but\ndivorced him after one day because he\'d done nothing on their wedding night\nbut promise to have it up in 15 minutes.  What few people realize is that the\npoor man was in the bathroom all night, masturbating furiously, muttering\n\"I just don\'t understand, it passes all the diagnostics!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22980,62,'\n\"We\'ve got things well in hand.\"\n\t\t-- Master Byte Software, Los Gatos California.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22981,62,'\nWe\'ve just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the\nvarious reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.  According\nto the report, 2');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22982,62,' are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and\n3');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22983,62,' have an urge to raid the refrigerator.  The other 95');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22984,62,' get up to go home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22985,62,'\nWelcome to Fortune Blackmail!!\n\tMs. Kat****** Bl****an is the mistress of a well-known\n\tbanker in Houston, Texas.  That\'s $5000, please, to stop\n\tus from revealing both of your names, Mr. L*****, so that\n\tyour wife Doreen, and your lovely children Diane, Janice\n\tand Tom need never know the name of your mistress.  You\n\thave two days to reach us at:\n\n\t\tFortune Blackmail\n\t\tBehind the hot water pipes,\n\t\tThird stall from the end,\n\t\tGreyhound Bus Terminal, Fayette MO.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22986,62,'\nWelcome to Fortune Blackmail!!\n\tThis is the first of a series of revelations which could\n\tadd up to a divorce, premature retirement and possible\n\tcriminal proceedings for a company vice-president in Langley Virginia.\n\tSo, Mr. S*****, $10,000 please to stop us from revealing:\n\t\t1: Whose shoulders you were sitting on.\n\t\t2: What you were doing.\n\t\t3: The names of the three people involved.\n\t\t4: The youth organization to which they belonged.\n\t\t5: The shop where you bought the equipment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22987,62,'\nWell, didja wake up grouchy or did you let her sleep?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22988,62,'\nWell, see, I was out with this chick last night, and we were in bed, and\nshe groaned to me, \"Give me nine inches, and make it hurt!\"  So, I fucked\nher twice and slapped her.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22989,62,'\nWell, see, Joyce, there we were, trapped in the elevator.  Now, I had\nmy tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco.  Surely\nyou can imagine how one thing naturally led to another!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22990,62,'\nWell, you almost got it right.  The only problem is, you\'re doing it exactly\nbackwards!  Just reverse the motions you described and your partner will\nexperience an incredibly intense orgasm.  One trouble with this technique,\nthough, is that it works so well.  Believe me, word will get around about\nyour newfound prowess and you\'ll be inundated by prospective sexual partners.\nSo try to be discreet.  I prefer maple syrup to pineapple/apricot lotion, but\nthat\'s a matter of personal preference.  Also, I\'d advise against the syrup,\nor using honey, if you\'re outside, because the insects it attracts tend to\ndistract the quail.  You can substitute crazy glue (but obviously not thumb\ntacks!) for the masking tape, but only if you don\'t want to use the piano for\nawhile.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22991,62,'\nWere it not for imagination, sir, a man would be as happy in the arms\nof a chambermaid as a duchess.\n\t\t-- Dr. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22992,62,'\nWhat creatures of habit we are.  This morning, without thinking, half asleep,\nI put $100 on my pillow.  That\'s not so bad, no one would worry about it, but\nmy wife, half asleep, without thinking, gave me $20 change.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22993,62,'\nWhat is a promiscuous person -- it\'s usually someone who is getting more\nsex than you are.\n\t\t-- Victor Lownes, quoted in \"In and Out: Debrett 1980-81\",\n\t\t   by N. Mackwood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22994,62,'\nWhat this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22995,62,'\nWhatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified\nperformance.\n\t\t-- Helen Lawrenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22996,62,'\nWhatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22997,62,'\nWhatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22998,62,'\nWhen a girl admits she\'s had a checkered career, it\'s your move.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (22999,62,'\nWhen better women are made, computer programmers will make them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23000,62,'\nWhen Boy Scouts do it, it\'s intense.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23001,62,'\nWhen his company fell on hard times, the boss realized that he\'d have to\nlay off one of his two middle managers.  As both Jack and Liz were equally\nhonest and dedicated to their jobs, he was unable to decide which one to\nfire.  To resolve his dilemma, the boss arbitrarily decided that the first\nto leave his or her desk the next morning would be the one to get the ax.\n\tThe next morning found Liz at her desk, rubbing her temples.  Asking\nJack for some aspirin, she headed for the water fountain and that\'s where\nthe boss caught up with her.  \"I\'ve got some bad news for you, Liz,\" he said.\n\"I\'ve got to lay you or Jack off.\"\n\t\"Jack off,\" she snapped.  \"I have a headache.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23002,62,'\nWhen I said \"we\", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young\nladies, and, of course, the goat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23003,62,'\nWhen Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23004,62,'\nWhen the naive young lady asked the clerk in Le Sex Shoppe to show her his\nselection of vibrators, he brought out the two most popular ones.\n\t\"The basic white plastic one here is twenty dollars,\" the clerk said.\n\"The flesh-toned rubber models are thirty.\"\n\t\"I\'m just not sure,\" the woman said,  Then she noticed an eye-catching\nitem on the back shelf.  \"How much is that plaid one over there?\n\t\"Uh, well, that\'s a pretty special one,\" said the clerk.  \"I couldn\'t\nsell you that one for less than a hundred.\"\n\t\"I\'ll take it.\"\n\tLater that day, the store owner checked in to see how business was\ngoing.  \"Great,\" the clerk told him.  \"This morning, I sold four white\nvibrators and three flesh-toned ones.  And, this afternoon, I got a hundred\nbucks for my Thermos.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23005,62,'\nWhen the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.\n\t\t-- Old Jewish saying\n\n[How come there aren\'t ever any \"New Jewish sayings?\"  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23006,62,'\nWhen the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the\nyoung woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she\ncould resume her sex life.  \"I really haven\'t thought about it,\" gulped\nthe stunned surgeon.  \"You\'re the first patient who\'s asked me that after\na tonsillectomy!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23007,62,'\nWhen you see someone across the room and suddenly know for a fact\nthat he\'s the most wonderful man on earth, you\'ve got instant lust on your\nhands.  Something about the way his tie is knotted is infinitely intriguing\nto you, and the swell of his bicep causes inner turmoil.  This is a happy\nbut fleeting state of affairs.  Usually your feelings die about thirty\nseconds after you get up the courage to ask him for the time, since almost\ninvariably he can\'t speak English, and if he can, he always says, \"Why,\nsure, little lady, it\'s eleven-thirty.  Wanna get high?\n\nDon\'t bother thinking that instant lust will turn into the real thing.  It may,\nbut then you may also wake up one morning to find you\'re the Queen of Rumania.\n\t\t-- Cynthia Hemiel, \"Sex Tips for Girls\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23008,62,'\nWhenever someone tells you to \"take it like a man\" it usually means up your ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23009,62,'\n\t\"Where\'d she get those crow\'s feet?\"\n\t\"You really want to know?\"\n\t\"Yeah.\"\n\t\"From squinting and screaming, \'Suck what!?\'\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23010,62,'\nWhich of the following doesn\'t belong?\n\ta. meat\n\tb. eggs\n\tc. drum\n\td. blowjob.\n\nAnswer:\n\td:  A blowjob, because you can beat your meat, your eggs,\n\t    or your drum, but you just can\'t beat a blowjob.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23011,62,'\nWhile farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are\nscarcely sufficient to service one woman.\n\t\t-- Boccaccio\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23012,62,'\n\tWhile hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of\nthe woods and disappear across the clearing.  Just as she got out of sight, \nthree men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods.\n\"Hey, you,\" yelled one of them, \"did you see a woman come by here?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" replied the hunter.  \"What\'s the trouble?\"\n\t\"She\'s an inmate of the county asylum, and gets loose every now and\nthen.  We\'re trying to catch her.\"\n\t\"I can understand that,\" said the hunter, \"But why is one of you\ncarrying a bucket of sand?\"\n\t\"That\'s his handicap,\" said the spokesman, \"he caught her last time.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23013,62,'\nWhile not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23014,62,'\nWhile vacationing last summer in the North Woods, a young fellow thought it\nmight be a good idea to write his girl.  He had brought no stationery with\nhim, however; so he had to walk into town for some.  Entering the one and\nonly general store, he discovered that the clerk was a young, full-blown farm\ngirl with languorous eyes.\n\t\"Do you keep stationery?\" he asked.\n\t\"Well,\" she giggled, \"I do until the last few seconds, and then I\njust go wild.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23015,62,'\nWhile visiting our country, a lovely French maiden found herself\nout of money just as her visa expired.  Unable to pay her passage back to\nFrance, she was in despair until an enterprising sailor made her a sporting\nproposition.  \"My ship is sailing tonight,\" he said.  \"I\'ll smuggle you\naboard, hide you down in the hold and provide you with a mattress, blankets\nand food.  All it will cost you is a little love.\"\n\tThe girl consented, and late that night the sailor sneaked her on\nboard his vessel.  Twice each day thereafter, the sailor smuggled a large\ntray of food below decks, took his pleasure with the little French stowaway\nand departed.  The days turned into weeks, and the weeks might have turned\ninto months if the captain hadn\'t noticed the sailor carrying food below one\nevening and followed him.  After witnessing this unique bit of barter, he\nwaited until the sailor had departed and then confronted the girl, demanding\nan explanation.  She told him the whole story.\n\t\"Hmmm,\" mused the captian.  \"A clever arrangement, and I must say I\nadmire that young seaman\'s ingenuity.  However, miss, I feel it is only fair\nto tell you that this is the Staten Island Ferry.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23016,62,'\nWhoever named it \"necking\" was a poor judge of anatomy.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23017,62,'\n\t\"Why did you spend so much time parked in that fellow\'s car last\nnight?\" demanded the irate mother. \"I could hear the giggling and squealing\nfor a good half hour.\"\n\t\"But, Mom,\" answered her daughter, \"if a fellow takes you to the\nmovies you ought to at least kiss him good night.\"\n\t\"I thought you went to the Stork Club?\" countered the mother.\n\t\"We did.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23018,62,'\nWhy marry a virgin?  If she wasn\'t good enough for the rest of them\nthen she isn\'t good enough for you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23019,62,'\nWhy, Good Morning!  I\'m the bluebird of fellatio!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23020,62,'\nWith a bushel of apples, you can have a hell of a time with the doctor\'s wife.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23021,62,'\n\tWith deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend\nConrad was drunker than he\'d ever seen him before.  \"What\'s the trouble,\nbuddy?\", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend.\n\t\"It\'s a woman, Dick,\" Conrad replied.\n\t\"I guessed that much.  Tell me about it.\"\n\t\"I can\'t,\" Conrad said.  But after a few more drinks his tongue\nand resolution both seemed to weaken and, turning to his buddy, he said,\n\"Okay. It\'s your wife.\"\n\t\"My wife!!\"\n\t\"Yeah.\"\n\t\"What about her?\"\n\tConrad pondered the question heavily, and draped his arm around\nhis pal.  \"Well, buddy-boy,\" he said, \"I\'m afraid she\'s cheating on us.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23022,62,'\nWomen think of being a man as a gift.  It is a duty.  Even making love can\nbe a duty.  A man has always got to get it up, and love isn\'t always enough.\n\t\t-- Norman Mailer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23023,62,'\nWomen Unite!  Make *___\b\b\bhim* sleep in the wet spot tonight!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23024,62,'\nWorking here is like a pregnancy.  After nine months you wish you hadn\'t come.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23025,62,'\nWriters do it between periods.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23026,62,'\n\"Yeah, I used to be into necrophelia, bestiality and sadism, but then I\nrealized I was just flogging a dead horse.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23027,62,'\n\"Yes, sir, the bowling ball nipple rings in black.  Will there\nbe anything else?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23028,62,'\nYou are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23029,62,'\nYou are loved by the multitudes.  Have you been to the clinic lately?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23030,62,'\nYou better believe that marijuana can cause castration.  Just suppose\nyour girlfriend gets the munchies!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23031,62,'\n\"You can beat my meat, but you can\'t lick my sauce!\"\n\t\t-- Boss\' Ribs, Portland, Oregon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23032,62,'\nYou can get used to living at a nudist camp.  The first three days are the\nhardest.\n\t\t-- R. Dreiser\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23033,62,'\nYou come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to\nget back inside.\n\t\t--  Heathcote Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23034,62,'\nYou might get caught holding the bag.  Say she\'s your sister.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23035,62,'\nYou pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23036,62,'\n\tYou see, this girl wakes up one morning, rolls over and sees an\nelephant in the bed with her.  Almost in shock, she says, \"Did I pick you \nup in the bar last night?\"\n\t\"Uh-huh,\" the  elephant replies.\n\t\"Did I bring you home?\"\n\t\"Uh-huh.\"\n\t\"Did we, uh, fool around?\"\n\t\"Uh-huh.\"\n\t\"Lord, I must have been tight!\"\n\t\"Not any more.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23037,62,'\nYour first husband was the one you married while firmly believing that\nthere are more important things in life than great sex.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23038,62,'\nYuck Foo.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23039,63,'100 buckets of bits on the bus\t\n100 buckets of bits\nTake one down, short it to ground\nFF buckets of bits on the bus\t\n\nFF buckets of bits on the bus\t\nFF buckets of bits\nTake one down, short it to ground\nFE buckets of bits on the bus\t\n\nad infinitum...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23040,63,'\n99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n99 blocks of crud!\nYou patch a bug, and dump it again:\n100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n\n100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n100 blocks of crud!\nYou patch a bug, and dump it again:\n101 blocks of crud on the disk! ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23041,63,'\nA bit of talcum\nIs always walcum\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23042,63,'\nA box without hinges, key, or lid,\nYet golden treasure inside is hid.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23043,63,'\nA bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloon;\nThe kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune;\nBack of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,\nAnd watching his luck was his light-o\'-love, the lady that\'s known as Lou.\n\t\t-- Robert W. Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23044,63,'\nA cousin of mine once said about money,\nmoney is always there but the pockets change;\nit is not in the same pockets after a change,\nand that is all there is to say about money.\n\t\t-- Gertrude Stein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23045,63,'\nA Elbereth Gilthoniel,\nsilivren penna m\'\biriel\no menel aglar elenath!\nNa chaered palan-d\'\biriel\no galadhremmin ennorath,\nFanuilos, le linnathon\nnef aear, s\'\bi  nef aearon!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23046,63,'\nA fitter fits;\t\t\t\tThough sinners sin\nA cutter cuts;\t\t\t\tAnd thinners thin\nAnd an aircraft spotter spots;\t\tAnd paper-blotters blot\nA baby-sitter\t\t\t\tI\'ve never yet\nBaby-sits --\t\t\t\tHad letters let\nBut an otter never ots.\t\t\tOr seen an otter ot.\n\nA batter bats\n(Or scatters scats);\nA potting shed\'s for potting;\nBut no one\'s found\nA bounder bound\nOr caught an otter otting.\n\t\t-- Ralph Lewin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23047,63,'\nA is for awk, which runs like a snail, and\nB is for biff, which reads all your mail.\nC is for cc, as hackers recall, while\nD is for dd, the command that does all.\nE is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and\nF is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.\nG is for grep, a clever detective, while\nH is for halt, which may seem defective.\nI is for indent, which rarely amuses, and\nJ is for join, which nobody uses.\nK is for kill, which makes you the boss, while\nL is for lex, which is missing from DOS.\nM is for more, from which less was begot, and\nN is for nice, which it really is not.\nO is for od, which prints out things nice, while\nP is for passwd, which reads in strings twice.\nQ is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable, and\nR is for ranlib, for sorting ar table.\nS is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while\nT is for true, which does very little.\nU is for uniq, which is used after sort, and\nV is for vi, which is hard to abort.\nW is for whoami, which tells you your name, while\nX is, well, X, of dubious fame.\nY is for yes, which makes an impression, and\nZ is for zcat, which handles compression.\n\t\t-- THE ABC\'S OF UNIX\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23048,63,'\nA lady with one of her ears applied\nTo an open keyhole heard, inside,\nTwo female gossips in converse free --\nThe subject engaging them was she.\n\"I think\", said one, \"and my husband thinks\nThat she\'s a prying, inquisitive minx!\"\nAs soon as no more of it she could hear\nThe lady, indignant, removed her ear.\n\"I will not stay,\" she said with a pout,\n\"To hear my character lied about!\"\n\t\t-- Gopete Sherany\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23049,63,'\nA little word of doubtful number,\nA foe to rest and peaceful slumber.\nIf you add an \"s\" to this,\nGreat is the metamorphosis.\nPlural is plural now no more,\nAnd sweet what bitter was before.\nWhat am I?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23050,63,'\nA man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,\nHe sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.\n\t\t-- Richard Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23051,63,'\nA man of genius makes no mistakes.\nHis errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.\n\t\t-- James Joyce, \"Ulysses\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23052,63,'\nA man who fishes for marlin in ponds\nwill put his money in Etruscan bonds.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23053,63,'\nA mighty creature is the germ,\nThough smaller than the pachyderm.\nHis customary dwelling place\nIs deep within the human race.\nHis childish pride he often pleases\nBy giving people strange diseases.\nDo you, my poppet, feel infirm?\nYou probably contain a germ.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23054,63,'\nA pig is a jolly companion,\nBoar, sow, barrow, or gilt --\nA pig is a pal, who\'ll boost your morale, \nThough mountains may topple and tilt.\nWhen they\'ve blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,\nWhen they\'ve turned on you, Tory and Whig,\nThough you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,\nYou\'ll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,\nYou\'ll never go wrong with a pig!\n\t\t-- Thomas Pynchon, \"Gravity\'s Rainbow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23055,63,'\nA robin redbreast in a cage\nPuts all Heaven in a rage.\n\t\t-- Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23056,63,'\nA salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.\nImaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid.\n\t\t-- Genesis, \"The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway\"\n\nI don\'t know what it\'s about.  I\'m just the drummer.  Ask Peter.\n\t\t-- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked about the message behind\n\t\t   the previous year\'s Genesis release, \"The Lamb Lies Down\n\t\t   on Broadway\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23057,63,'\nA single flow\'r he sent me, since we met.\nAll tenderly his messenger he chose;\nDeep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet--\nOne perfect rose.\n\nI knew the language of the floweret;\n\"My fragile leaves,\" it said, \"his heart enclose.\"\nLove long has taken for his amulet\nOne perfect rose.\n\nWhy is it no one ever sent me yet\nOne perfect limousine, do you suppose?\nAh no, it\'s always just my luck to get\nOne perfect rose.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"One Perfect Rose\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23058,63,'\nA truth that\'s told with bad intent\nBeats all the lies you can invent.\n\t\t-- William Blake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23059,63,'\nA-Z affectionately,\n1 to 10 alphabetically,\nfrom here to eternity without in betweens,\nstill looking for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world,\nsales talk from sales assistants\n\twhen all i want to do is lower your resistance,\nno rhythm in cymbals no tempo in drums,\nlove\'s on arrival,\nshe comes when she comes,\nright on the target but wide of the mark...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23060,63,'\nAbou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)\nAwoke one night from a deep dream of peace,\nAnd saw, within the moonlight in his room,\nMaking it rich, and like a lily in bloom,\nAn angel writing in a book of gold.\nExceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,\nAnd to the presence in the room he said,\n\"What writest thou?\"  The vision raised its head,\nAnd with a look made of all sweet accord,\nAnswered, \"The names of those who love the Lord.\"\n\"And is mine one?\" said Abou. \"Nay not so,\"\nReplied the angel.  Abou spoke more low,\nBut cheerly still; and said, \"I pray thee then,\nWrite me as one that loves his fellow-men.\"\nThe angel wrote, and vanished.  The next night\nIt came again with a great wakening light,\nAnd showed the names whom love of God had blessed,\nAnd lo!  Ben Adhem\'s name led all the rest.\n\t\t-- James Henry Leigh Hunt, \"Abou Ben Adhem\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23061,63,'\nAfter a while you learn the subtle difference\nBetween holding a hand and chaining a soul,\nAnd you learn that love doesn\'t mean security,\nAnd you begin to learn that kisses aren\'t contracts\nAnd presents aren\'t promises\nAnd you begin to accept your defeats\nWith your head up and your eyes open,\nWith the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,\nAnd you learn to build all your roads\nOn today because tomorrow\'s ground\nIs too uncertain.  And futures have\nA way of falling down in midflight,\nAfter a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.\nSo you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting\nFor someone to bring you flowers.\nAnd you learn that you really can endure...\nThat you really are strong,\nAnd you really do have worth\nAnd you learn and learn\nWith every goodbye you learn.\n\t\t-- Veronic Shoffstall, \"Comes the Dawn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23062,63,'\nAfter all my erstwhile dear,\nMy no longer cherished,\nNeed we say it was not love,\nJust because it perished?\n\t\t-- Edna St. Vincent Millay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23063,63,'\nAgain she fled, but swift he came.\nTin\'\buviel!  Tin\'\buviel!\nHe called her by her elvish name;\nAnd there she halted listening.\nOne moment stood she, and a spell\nHis voice laid on her: Beren came\nAnd doom fell on Tin\'\buviel\nThat in his arms lay glistening.\n\nAs Beren looked into her eyes\nWithin the shadows of her hair,\nThe trembling starlight of the skies\nHe saw there mirrored shimmering.\nTin\'\buviel the elven-fair,\nImmortal maiden elven-wise,\nAbout him cast her shadowy hair\nAnd arms like silver glimmering.\n\nLong was the way that fate them bore,\nO\'er stony mountains cold and grey,\nThrough halls of iron and darkling door,\nAnd woods of nightshade morrowless.\nThe Sundering Seas between them lay,\nAnd yet at last they met once more,\nAnd long ago they passed away\nIn the forest singing sorrowless.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23064,63,'\n\t\t\tAgainst Idleness and Mischief\n\nHow doth the little busy bee\t\tHow skillfully she builds her cell!\nImprove each shining hour,\t\tHow neat she spreads the wax!\nAnd gather honey all the day\t\tAnd labours hard to store it well\nFrom every opening flower!\t\tWith the sweet food she makes.\n\nIn works of labour or of skill\t\tIn books, or work, or healthful play,\nI would be busy too;\t\t\tLet my first years be passed,\nFor Satan finds some mischief still\tThat I may give for every day\nFor idle hands to do.\t\t\tSome good account at last.\n\t\t-- Isaac Watts, 1674-1748\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23065,63,'\nAh, but a man\'s grasp should exceed his reach, \nOr what\'s a heaven for ?\n\t\t-- Robert Browning, \"Andrea del Sarto\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23066,63,'\nAh, but the choice of dreams to live,\nthere\'s the rub.\n\nFor all dreams are not equal,\nsome exit to nightmare\nmost end with the dreamer\n\nBut at least one must be lived ... and died.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23067,63,'\nAh, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me,\n\"How good, how good does it feel to be free?\"\nAnd I answer them most mysteriously:\n\"Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?\"\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23068,63,'\nAleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,\nAleph-null bottles of beer,\nYou take one down, and pass it around,\nAleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23069,63,'\nAlive without breath,\nAs cold as death;\nNever thirsty, ever drinking,\nAll in mail ever clinking.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23070,63,'\nAll I need to have a good time,\nIs a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.\nWith those three things I don\'t need no sunshine,\nA reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.\n\nAll I want is to never grow old,\nI want to wash in a bathtub of gold.\nI want 97 kilos already rolled,\nI want to wash in a bathtub of gold.\n\nI want to light my cigars with 10 dollar bills,\nI like to have a cattle ranch in Beverly Hills.\nI want a bottle of Red Eye that\'s always filled,\nI like to have a cattle ranch in Beverly Hills.\n\t\t-- Country Joe and the Fish, \"Zachariah\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23071,63,'\nAll my friends are getting married,\nYes, they\'re all growing old,\nThey\'re all staying home on the weekend,\nThey\'re all doing what they\'re told.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23072,63,'\nAll that is gold does not glitter,\nNot all those who wander are lost;\nThe old that is strong does not wither,\nDeep roots are not reached by the frost. \nFrom the ashes a fire shall be woken,\nA light from the shadows shall spring;\nRenewed shall be blade that was broken,\nThe crownless again shall be king.\n\t        -- J.R.R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23073,63,'\n\tAll that you touch,\t\tAnd all you create,\n\tAll that you see,\t\tAnd all you destroy,\n\tAll that you taste,\t\tAll that you do,\n\tAll you feel,\t\t\tAnd all you say,\n\tAnd all that you love,\t\tAll that you eat,\n\tAnd all that you hate,\t\tAnd everyone you meet,\n\tAll you distrust,\t\tAll that you slight,\n\tAll you save,\t\t\tAnd everyone you fight,\n\tAnd all that you give,\t\tAnd all that is now,\n\tAnd all that you deal,\t\tAnd all that is gone,\n\tAll that you buy,\t\tAnd all that\'s to come,\n\tBeg, borrow or steal,\t\tAnd everything under the sun is\n\t\t\t\t\t\tin tune,\n\t\t\t\t\tBut the sun is eclipsed\n\t\t\t\t\tBy the moon.\n\nThere is no dark side of the moon... really... matter of fact it\'s all dark.\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd, \"Dark Side of the Moon\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23074,63,'\nAll the lines have been written\t\tThere\'s been Sandburg,\nIt\'s sad but it\'s true\t\t\tKeats, Poe and McKuen\nWith all the words gone,\t\tThey all had their day\nWhat\'s a young poet to do?\t\tAnd knew what they\'re doin\'\n\nBut of all the words written\t\tThe bird is a strange one,\nAnd all the lines read,\t\t\tSo small and so tender\nThere\'s one I like most,\t\tIts breed still unknown,\nAnd by a bird it was said!\t\tNot to mention its gender.\n\nIt reminds me of days of\t\tSo what is this line\nBoth gloom and of light.\t\tWhose author\'s unknown\nIt still lifts my spirits\t\tAnd still makes me giggle\nAnd starts the day right.\t\tEven now that I\'m grown?\n\nI\'ve read all the greats\nBoth starving and fat,\nBut none was as great as\n\"I tot I taw a puddy tat.\"\n\t\t-- Etta Stallings, \"An Ode To Childhood\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23075,63,'\nAll the world\'s a VAX,\nAnd all the coders merely butchers;\nThey have their exits and their entrails;\nAnd one int in his time plays many widths,\nHis sizeof being _\bN bytes.  At first the infant,\nMewling and puking in the Regent\'s arms.\nAnd then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,\nAnd shining morning face, creeping like slug\nUnwillingly to school.\n\t\t-- A Very Annoyed PDP-11\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23076,63,'\nAll who joy would win Must share it --\nHappiness was born a twin.\n\t\t-- Lord Byron\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23077,63,'\nAn eye in a blue face\nSaw an eye in a green face.\n\"That eye is like this eye\"\nSaid the first eye,\n\"But in low place,\nNot in high place.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23078,63,'\nAn Hacker there was, one of the finest sort\nWho controlled the system; graphics was his sport.\nA manly man, to be a wizard able;\nMany a protected file he had sitting on his table.\nHis console, when he typed, a man might hear\nClicking and feeping wind as clear,\nAye, and as loud as does the machine room bell\nWhere my lord Hacker was Prior of the cell.\nThe Rule of good St Savage or St Doeppnor\nAs old and strict he tended to ignore;\nHe let go by the things of yesterday\nAnd took the modern world\'s more spacious way.\nHe did not rate that text as a plucked hen\nWhich says that Hackers are not holy men.\nAnd that a hacker underworked is a mere\nFish out of water, flapping on the pier.\nThat is to say, a hacker out of his cloister.\nThat was a text he held not worth an oyster.\nAnd I agreed and said his views were sound;\nWas he to study till his head wend round\nPoring over books in the cloisters?  Must he toil\nAs Andy bade and till the very soil?\nWas he to leave the world upon the shelf?\nLet Andy have his labor to himself!\n\t\t-- Chaucer\n\t\t[well, almost.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23079,63,'\nAnd all that the Lorax left here in this mess\nwas a small pile of rocks with the one word, \"unless.\"\nWhatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn\'t guess.\nThat was long, long ago, and each day since that day,\nI\'ve worried and worried and worried away.\nThrough the years as my buildings have fallen apart,\nI\'ve worried about it with all of my heart.\n\n\"BUT,\" says the Oncler, \"now that you\'re here,\nthe word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear!\nUNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot,\nnothing is going to get better - it\'s not.\nSo... CATCH!\" cries the Oncler.  He lets something fall.\n\"It\'s a truffula seed.  It\'s the last one of all!\n\n\"You\'re in charge of the last of the truffula seeds.\nAnd truffula trees are what everyone needs.\nPlant a new truffula -- treat it with care.\nGive it clean water and feed it fresh air.\nGrow a forest -- protect it from axes that hack.\nThen the Lorax and all of his friends may come back!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23080,63,'\nAnd as we stand on the edge of darkness\nLet our chant fill the void\nThat others may know\n\n\tIn the land of the night\n\tThe ship of the sun\n\tIs drawn by\n\tThe grateful dead.\n\t\t-- Tibetan \"Book of the Dead,\" ca. 4000 BC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23081,63,'\nAnd did those feet, in ancient times,\nWalk upon England\'s mountains green?\nAnd was the Holy Lamb of God\nIn England\'s pleasant pastures seen?\nAnd did the Countenance Divine\nShine forth upon these crowded hills?\nAnd was Jerusalem builded here\nAmong these dark satanic mills?\n\nBring me my bow of burning gold!\nBring me my arrows of desire!\nBring me my spears!  O clouds unfold!\nBring me my chariot of fire!\nI shall not cease from mental fight,\nNor shall my sword rest in my hand,\nTill we have built Jerusalem\nIn England\'s green and pleasant land.\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"Jerusalem\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23082,63,'\nAnd here I wait so patiently\nWaiting to find out what price\nYou have to pay to get out of\nGoing thru all of these things twice\n\t\t-- Dylan, \"Memphis Blues Again\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23083,63,'\nAnd I heard Jeff exclaim,\nAs they strolled out of sight,\n\"Merry Christmas to all --\nYou take credit cards, right?\"\n\t\t-- \"Outsiders\" comic\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23084,63,'\nAnd if California slides into the ocean,\nLike the mystics and statistics say it will.\nI predict this motel will be standing,\nUntil I\'ve paid my bill.\n\t\t-- Warren Zevon, \"Desperados Under the Eaves\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23085,63,'\nAnd if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee,\n\"Who kilt thee?\", tell them it \'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23086,63,'\nAnd if you wonder,\nWhat I am doing,\nAs I am heading for the sink.\nI am spitting out all the bitterness,\nAlong with half of my last drink.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23087,63,'\nAnd in the heartbreak years that lie ahead,\nBe true to yourself and the Grateful Dead.\n\t\t-- Joan Baez\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23088,63,'\nAnd miles to go before I sleep.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23089,63,'\nAnd now your toner\'s toney,\t\tDisk blocks aplenty\nAnd your paper near pure white,\t\tAwait your laser drawn lines,\nThe smudges on your soul are gone\tYour intricate fonts,\nAnd your output\'s clean as light..\tYour pictures and signs.\n\nWe\'ve labored with your father,\t\tYour amputative absence\nThe venerable XGP,\t\t\tHas made the Ten dumb,\nBut his slow artistic hand,\t\tWithout you, Dover,\nLacks your clean velocity.\t\tWe\'re system untounged-\n\nTheses and papers \t\t\tDRAW Plots and TEXage\nAnd code in a queue\t\t\tHave been biding their time,\nDover, oh Dover,\t\t\tWith LISP code and programs,\nWe\'ve been waiting for you.\t\tAnd this crufty rhyme.\n\nDover, oh Dover,\t\tDover, oh Dover, arisen from dead.\nWe welcome you back,\t\tDover, oh Dover, awoken from bed.\nThough still you may jam,\tDover, oh Dover, welcome back to the Lab.\nYou\'re on the right track.\tDover, oh Dover, we\'ve missed your clean\n\t\t\t\t\thand...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23090,63,'\n...and report cards I was always afraid to show\nMama\'d come to school\nand as I\'d sit there softly cryin\'\nTeacher\'d say he\'s just not tryin\'\nGot a good head if he\'d apply it\nbut you know yourself\nit\'s always somewhere else\nI\'d build me a castle\nwith dragons and kings\nand I\'d ride off with them\nAs I stood by my window\nand looked out on those\nBrooklyn roads\n\t\t-- Neil Diamond, \"Brooklyn Roads\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23091,63,'\nAnd so it was, later,\nAs the miller told his tale,\nThat her face, at first just ghostly,\nTurned a whiter shade of pale.\n\t\t-- Procol Harum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23092,63,'\nAnd the silence came surging softly backwards\nWhen the plunging hooves were gone...\n\t\t-- Walter de La Mare, \"The Listeners\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23093,63,'\nAnd this is good old Boston,\nThe home of the bean and the cod,\nWhere the Lowells talk only to Cabots,\nAnd the Cabots talk only to God.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23094,63,'\nAnd we heard him exclaim\nAs he started to roam:\n\"I\'m a hologram, kids,\nplease don\'t try this at home!\'\"\n\t\t-- Bob Violence\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23095,63,'\nAnd... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?\n\tShe\'s lost her sparkle, you see she isn\'t the same.\n\tLivin\' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine\n\tAll a friend can say is \"Ain\'t it a shame?\"\n\t\t-- The Grateful Dead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23096,63,'\nAngels we have heard on High\nTell us to go out and Buy.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23097,63,'\nAntonio Antonio \nWas tired of living alonio\nHe thought he would woo\t\t\tAntonio Antonio\nMiss Lucamy Lu,\t\t\t\tRode of on his polo ponio\nMiss Lucamy Lucy Molonio.\t\tAnd found the maid\n\t\t\t\t\tIn a bowery shade,\n\t\t\t\t\tSitting and knitting alonio.\nAntonio Antonio\nSaid if you will be my ownio\nI\'ll love tou true\t\t\tOh nonio Antonio\nAnd buy for you\t\t\t\tYou\'re far too bleak and bonio\nAn icery creamry conio.\t\t\tAnd all that I wish\n\t\t\t\t\tYou singular fish\n\t\t\t\t\tIs that you will quickly begonio.\nAntonio Antonio\nUttered a dismal moanio\nAnd went off and hid\nOr I\'m told that he did\nIn the Antartical Zonio.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23098,63,'\nApril is the cruellest month...\n\t\t-- Thomas Stearns Eliot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23099,63,'\nAre there those in the land of the brave\nWho can tell me how I should behave\n\tWhen I am disgraced\n\tBecause I erased\n\tA file I intended to save?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23100,63,'\nAs for the women, though we scorn and flout \'em,\nWe may live with, but cannot live without \'em.\n\t\t-- Frederic Reynolds\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23101,63,'\nAs I was going up Punch Card Hill,\n\tFeeling worse and worser,\nThere I met a C.R.T.\n\tAnd it drop\'t me a cursor.\n\nC.R.T., C.R.T.,\n\tPhosphors light on you!\nIf I had fifty hours a day\n\tI\'d spend them all at you.\n\t\t-- Uncle Colonel\'s Cursory Rhymes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23102,63,'\nAs I was passing Project MAC,\nI met a Quux with seven hacks.\nEvery hack had seven bugs;\nEvery bug had seven manifestations;\nEvery manifestation had seven symptoms.\nSymptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\nHow many losses at Project MAC?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23103,63,'\nAs I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,\nI came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,\nThe words were torn and tattered,\nFrom the storm the night before,\nThe wind and rain had done its work and this is how it goes,\n\nSmoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigleys Spearmint beer,\nKen-L-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear,\nSimonize your baby in a Hershey candy bar,\nAnd Texaco\'s a beauty cream that\'s used by every star.\n\nTake your next vacation in a brand new Frigedaire,\nLearn to play the piano in your winter underwear,\nDoctors say that babies should smoke until they\'re three,\nAnd people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23104,63,'\nAs me an\' me marrer was readin\' a tyape,\nThe tyape gave a shriek mark an\' tried tae escyape;\nIt skipped ower the gyate tae the end of the field,\nAn\' jigged oot the room wi\' a spool an\' a reel!\nFollow the leader, Johnny me laddie,\nFollow it through, me canny lad O;\nFollow the transport, Johnny me laddie,\nAway, lad, lie away, canny lad O!\n\t\t-- S. Kelly-Bootle, \"The Devil\'s DP Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23105,63,'\nAs some day it may happen that a victim must be found\nI\'ve got a little list -- I\'ve got a little list\nOf society offenders who might well be underground\nAnd who never would be missed -- who never would be missed.\n\t\t-- Koko, \"The Mikado\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23106,63,'\nAt times discretion should be thrown aside,\nand with the foolish we should play the fool.\n\t\t-- Menander\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23107,63,'\nAvoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23108,63,'\nAzh nazg durbatal^\buk, azh nazg gimbatul,\nAzh nazg thrakatal^\buk agh burzum ishi krimpatul!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23109,63,'\nBe assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely\nget your Feet wet.  Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23110,63,'\nBe valiant, but not too venturous.\nLet thy attire be comely, but not costly.\n\t\t-- John Lyly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23111,63,'\nBeauty is truth, truth beauty, that is all\nYe know on earth, and all ye need to know.\n\t\t-- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23112,63,'\nBecause I do,\nBecause I do not hope,\nBecause I do not hope to survive\nInjustice from the Palace, death from the air,\nBecause I do, only do,\nI continue...\n\t\t-- T.S. Pynchon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23113,63,'\nBeneath this stone lies Murphy,\nThey buried him today,\nHe lived the life of Riley,\nWhile Riley was away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23114,63,'\n\tbetter !pout !cry\n\tbetter watchout\n\tlpr why\n\tsanta claus < north pole > town\n\n\tcat /etc/passwd > list\n\tncheck list\n\tncheck list\n\tcat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist\n\tcat list | grep nice > giftlist\n\tsanta claus < north pole > town\n\n\twho | grep sleeping\n\twho | grep awake\n\twho | grep bad || good\n\tfor (goodness sake) {\n\t\tbe good\n\t}\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23115,63,'\nBetween the idea\nAnd the reality\nBetween the motion\nAnd the act\nFalls the Shadow\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, \"The Hollow Man\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to system service dispatching.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23116,63,'\nBig M, Little M, many mumbling mice\nAre making midnight music in the moonlight,\nMighty nice!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23117,63,'\nBit off more than my mind could chew,\nShower or suicide, what do I do?\n\t\t-- Julie Brown, \"Will I Make it Through the Eighties?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23118,63,'\nBlack shiny mollies and bright colored guppies,\nShy little angels as gentle as puppies,\nSwimming and diving with scarcely a swish,\nThey were just some of my tropical fish.\n\nThen I got mantas that sting in the water,\nDeadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter,\nSavage male betas that bite with a squish,\nNow I have many less tropical fish.\n\n\tIf you think that\n\tFish are peaceful\n\tThat\'s an empty wish.\n\tJust dump them together\n\tAnd leave them alone,\n\tAnd soon you will have -- no fish.\n\t\t-- To My Favorite Things\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23119,63,'\nBlackout, heatwave, .44 caliber homicide,\nThe bums drop dead and the dogs go mad in packs on the West Side,\nA young girl standing on a ledge, looks like another suicide,\nShe wants to hit those bricks,\n\t\'cause the news at six got to stick to a deadline,\nWhile the millionaires hide in Beekman place,\nThe bag ladies throw their bones in my face,\nI get attacked by a kid with stereo sound,\nI don\'t want to hear it but he won\'t turn it down...\n\t\t-- Billy Joel, \"Glass Houses\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23120,63,'\nBoy, get your head out of the stars above,\nYou get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.\nSave your heart and let your body be enough,\nTo get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.\nSave your heart and let your body be enough,\nAnd get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.\n\t\t-- Mac Macinelli, \"Minimum Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23121,63,'\nBreathe deep the gathering gloom.\nWatch lights fade from every room.\nBed-sitter people look back and lament;\nanother day\'s useless energies spent.\n\nImpassioned lovers wrestle as one.\nLonely man cries for love and has none.\nNew mother picks up and suckles her son.\nSenior citizens wish they were young.\n\nCold-hearted orb that rules the night;\nRemoves the colors from our sight.\nRed is grey and yellow white.\nBut we decide which is real, and which is an illusion.\"\n\t\t-- The Moody Blues, \"Days of Future Passed\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23122,63,'\nBrillineggiava, ed i tovoli slati\n\tgirlavano ghimbanti nella vaba;\ni borogovi eran tutti mimanti\n\te la moma radeva fuorigraba.\n\n\"Figliuolo mio, sta\' attento al Gibrovacco,\n\tdagli artigli e dal morso lacerante;\nfuggi l\'uccello Giuggiolo, e nel sacco\n\tmetti infine il frumioso Bandifante\".\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll, \"Jabberwocky\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23123,63,'\nBut has any little atom,\n\tWhile a-sittin\' and a-splittin\',\nEver stopped to think or CARE\n\tThat E = m c**2 ?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23124,63,'\nBut I was there and I saw what you did,\nI saw it with my own two eyes.\nSo you can wipe off that grin;\nI know where you\'ve been--\nIt\'s all been a pack of lies!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23125,63,'\nBut scientists, who ought to know\nAssure us that it must be so.\nOh, let us never, never doubt\nWhat nobody is sure about.\n\t\t-- Hilaire Belloc\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23126,63,'\nBut soft you, the fair Ophelia:\nOpe not thy ponderous and marble jaws,\nBut get thee to a nunnery -- go!\n\t\t-- Mark \"The Bard\" Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23127,63,'\nBut, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,\nIn proving foresight may be vain:\nThe best laid schemes o\' mice an\' men\nGang aft a-gley,\nAn\' lea\'e us nought but grief and pain\nFor promised joy.\n\t-- Robert Burns, \"To a Mouse\", 1785\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23128,63,'\nBuzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes\nOf hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;\nLess dear than army ants in apple pies\nArt thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,\nDropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;\nLike honeybees upon the perfum\'d rose\nThey suck, and like the double-breasted suit\nAre out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,\nGo fly a kite, thy welcome\'s overstayed;\nAnd stem the produce of thy waspish wits:\nThy logick, like thy locks, is disarrayed;\nThy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.\nBe off, I say; go bug somebody new,\nScram, beat it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23129,63,'\nBy the time you swear you\'re his,\nshivering and sighing\nand he vows his passion is\ninfinite, undying --\nLady, make a note of this:\nOne of you is lying.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Unfortunate Coincidence\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23130,63,'\nBy the yard, life is hard.\nBy the inch, it\'s a cinch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23131,63,'\nCalm down, it\'s only ones and zeroes,\nCalm down, it\'s only bits and bytes,\nCalm down, and speak to me in English,\nPlease realize that I\'m not one of your computerites.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23132,63,'\nCancel me not -- for what then shall remain?\nAbscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,\nA root or two, a torus and a node:\nThe inverse of my verse, a null domain.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23133,63,'\nCandy\nIs dandy\nBut liquor\nIs quicker.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash, \"Reflections on Ice-Breaking\"\n\nFortune updates the great quotes: #53.\n\tCandy is dandy; but liquor is quicker,\n\tand sex won\'t rot your teeth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23134,63,'\nCatch a wave and you\'re sitting on top of the world.\n\t\t-- The Beach Boys\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23135,63,'\nCecil, you\'re my final hope\nOf finding out the true Straight Dope\nFor I have been reading of Schrodinger\'s cat\nBut none of my cats are at all like that.\nThis unusual animal (so it is said)\nIs simultaneously alive and dead!\nWhat I don\'t understand is just why he\nCan\'t be one or the other, unquestionably.\nMy future now hangs in between eigenstates.\nIn one I\'m enlightened, in the other I ain\'t.\nIf *you* understand, Cecil, then show me the way\nAnd rescue my psyche from quantum decay.\nBut if this queer thing has perplexed even you,\nThen I will *___\b\b\band* I won\'t see you in Schrodinger\'s zoo.\n\t\t-- Randy F., Chicago, \"The Straight Dope, a compendium\n\t\t   of human knowledge\" by Cecil Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23136,63,'\nCertainly there are things in life that money can\'t buy,\nBut it\'s very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23137,63,'\nCharlie was a chemist,\nBut Charlie is no more.\nFor what he thought was H2O,\nWas H2SO4.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23138,63,'\nChildren aren\'t happy without something to ignore,\nAnd that\'s what parents were created for.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23139,63,'\nChivalry, Schmivalry!\n\tRoger the thief has a\n\tmethod he uses for\n\tsneaky attacks:\nFolks who are reading are\n\tCharacteristically\n\tAlways Forgetting to\n\tGuard their own bac ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23140,63,'\nChristmas time is here, by Golly;\tKill the turkeys, ducks and chickens;\nDisapproval would be folly;\t\tMix the punch, drag out the Dickens;\nDeck the halls with hunks of holly;\tEven though the prospect sickens,\nFill the cup and don\'t say when...\tBrother, here we go again.\n\nOn Christmas day, you can\'t get sore;\tRelations sparing no expense\'ll,\nYour fellow man you must adore;\t\tSend some useless old utensil,\nThere\'s time to rob him all the more,\tOr a matching pen and pencil,\nThe other three hundred and sixty-four!\tJust the thing I need... how nice.\n\nIt doesn\'t matter how sincere\t\tHark The Herald-Tribune sings,\nIt is, nor how heartfelt the spirit;\tAdvertising wondrous things.\nSentiment will not endear it;\t\tGod Rest Ye Merry Merchants,\nWhat\'s important is... the price.\tMay you make the Yuletide pay.\n\t\t\t\t\tAngels We Have Heard On High,\nLet the raucous sleighbells jingle;\tTell us to go out and buy.\nHail our dear old friend, Kris Kringle,\tSooooo...\nDriving his reindeer across the sky,\nDon\'t stand underneath when they fly by!\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23141,63,'\nCold be hand and heart and bone,\nand cold be sleep under stone;\nnever more to wake on stony bed,\nnever, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.\n\nIn the black wind the stars shall die,\nand still on gold here let them lie,\ntill the dark lord lifts his hand\nover dead sea and withered land.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23142,63,'\nCome fill the cup and in the fire of spring\nYour winter garment of repentence fling.\nThe bird of time has but a little way\nTo flutter -- and the bird is on the wing.\n\t\t-- Omar Khayyam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23143,63,'\nCome live with me and be my love,\nAnd we will some new pleasures prove\nOf golden sands and crystal brooks\nWith silken lines, and silver hooks.\nThere\'s nothing that I wouldn\'t do\nIf you would be my POSSLQ.\n\nYou live with me, and I with you,\nAnd you will be my POSSLQ.\nI\'ll be your friend and so much more;\nThat\'s what a POSSLQ is for.\n\nAnd everything we will confess;\nYes, even to the IRS.\nSome day on what we both may earn,\nPerhaps we\'ll file a joint return.\nYou\'ll share my pad, my taxes, joint;\nYou\'ll share my life - up to a point!\nAnd that you\'ll be so glad to do,\nBecause you\'ll be my POSSLQ.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23144,63,'\nCome live with me, and be my love,\nAnd we will some new pleasures prove\nOf golden sands, and crystal brooks,\nWith silken lines, and silver hooks.\n\t\t-- John Donne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23145,63,'\nCome on, Virginia, don\'t make me wait!\nCatholic girls start much too late,\nAh, but sooner or later, it comes down to fate,\nI might as well be the one.\nWell, they showed you a statue, told you to pray,\nBuilt you a temple and locked you away,\nAh, but they never told you the price that you paid,\nThe things that you might have done.\nSo come on, Virginia, show me a sign,\nSend up a signal, I\'ll throw you a line,\nThat stained glass curtain that you\'re hiding behind,\nNever lets in the sun.\nDarling, only the good die young!\n\t\t-- Billy Joel, \"Only The Good Die Young\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23146,63,'\nCome, every frustum longs to be a cone,\nAnd every vector dreams of matrices.\nHark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:\nIt whispers of a more ergodic zone.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23147,63,'\nCome, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,\nTonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we\'ll get sober.\n\t\t-- John Fletcher, \"The Bloody Brother\", II, 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23148,63,'\nCome, let us hasten to a higher plane,\nWhere dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,\nTheir indices bedecked from one to _\bn,\nCommingled in an endless Markov chain!\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23149,63,'\nCome, muse, let us sing of rats!\n\t\t-- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23150,63,'\nCome, you spirits\nThat tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,\nAnd fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full\nOf direst cruelty! make thick my blood,\nStop up the access and passage to remorse\nThat no compunctious visiting of nature\nShake my fell purpose, not keep peace between\nThe effect and it! Come to my woman\'s breasts,\nAnd take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,\nWherever in your sightless substances\nYou wait on nature\'s mischief! Come, thick night,\nAnd pall the in the dunnest smoke of hell,\nThat my keen knife see not the wound it makes,\nNor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,\nTo cry `Hold, hold!\'\n\t\t-- Lady MacBeth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23151,63,'\nComing to Stores Near You:\n\n101 Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes Featuring:\n\n\t(You Aren\'t Anything but a) Hound Dog\n\tIt Doesn\'t Mean a Thing If It Hasn\'t Got That Swing\n\tI\'m Not Misbehaving\n\nAnd A Whole Lot More...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23152,63,'\nConfusion will be my epitaph\nas I walk a cracked and broken path\nIf we make it we can all sit back and laugh\nbut I fear that tomorrow we\'ll be crying.\n\t\t-- King Crimson, \"In the Court of the Crimson King\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23153,63,'\nDeath comes on every passing breeze,\nHe lurks in every flower;\nEach season has its own disease,\nIts peril -- every hour.\n\t--Reginald Heber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23154,63,'\n\tDeck us all with Boston Charlie,\n\tWalla Walla, Wash., an\' Kalamazoo!\n\tNora\'s freezin\' on the trolley,\n\tSwaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!\n\n\tDon\'t we know archaic barrel,\n\tLullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.\n\tTrolley Molly don\'t love Harold,\n\tBoola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!\n\t\t-- Pogo, \"Deck Us All With Boston Charlie\" [Walt Kelly]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23155,63,'\nDeclared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd, \"The Wall\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23156,63,'\nDespising machines to a man,\nThe Luddites joined up with the Klan,\n\tAnd ride out by night\n\tIn a sheeting of white\nTo lynch all the robots they can.\n\t\t-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23157,63,'\nDidja\' ever have to make up your mind,\nPick up on one and leave the other behind,\nIt\'s not often easy, and it\'s not often kind,\nDidja\' ever have to make up your mind?\n\t\t-- Lovin\' Spoonful\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23158,63,'\nDisillusioned words like bullets bark,\nAs human gods aim for their mark,\nMake everything from toy guns that spark\nTo flesh-colored christs that glow in the dark.\nIt\'s easy to see without looking too far\nThat not much is really sacred.\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23159,63,'\nDo your otters do the shimmy?\nDo they like to shake their tails?\nDo your wombats sleep in tophats?\nIs your garden full of snails?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23160,63,'\nDon\'t be concerned, it will not harm you,\nIt\'s only me pursuing something I\'m not sure of,\nAcross my dreams, with neptive wonder,\nI chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23161,63,'\nDon\'t let nobody tell you what you cannot do;\ndon\'t let nobody tell you what\'s impossible for you;\ndon\'t let nobody tell you what you got to do,\nor you\'ll never know ... what\'s on the other side of the rainbow...\nremember, if you don\'t follow your dreams,\nyou\'ll never know what\'s on the other side of the rainbow...\n\t\t-- melba moore, \"the other side of the rainbow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23162,63,'\nDon\'t lose\nYour head\nTo gain a minute\nYou need your head\nYour brains are in it.\n\t\t-- Burma Shave\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23163,63,'\nDon\'t wake me up too soon...\nGonna take a ride across the moon...\nYou and me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23164,63,'\nDouble Bucky, you\'re the one,\nYou make my keyboard so much fun,\nDouble Bucky, an additional bit or two, (Vo-vo-de-o)\nControl and meta, side by side,\nAugmented ASCII, 9 bits wide!\nDouble Bucky, a half a thousand glyphs, plus a few!\n\nOh, I sure wish that I,\nHad a couple of bits more!\nPerhaps a set of pedals to make the number of bits four.\n\nDouble Double Bucky!  Double Bucky left and right\nOR\'d together, outta sight!\nDouble Bucky, I\'d like a whole word of,\nDouble Bucky, I\'m happy I heard of,\nDouble Bucky, I\'d like a whole word of you!\n\t\t-- to Nicholas Wirth, who suggested that an extra bit\n\t\tbe added to terminal codes on 36-bit machines for use\n\t\tby screen editors.  [to the tune of \"Rubber Ducky\"]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23165,63,'\nDown to the Banana Republics,\nDown to the tropical sun.\nGo the expatriated Americans,\nHoping to find some fun.\nSome of them go for the sailing,\nCaught by the lure of the sea.\nTrying to find what is ailing,\nLiving in the land of the free.\nSome of them are running from lovers,\nLeaving no forward address.\nSome of them are running tons of ganja,\nSome are running from the IRS.\nLate at night you will find them,\nIn the cheap hotels and bars.\nHustling the senoritas,\nWhile they dance beneath the stars.\n\t\t-- Jimmy Buffet, \"Banana Republics\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23166,63,'\nDrink and dance and laugh and lie\nLove, the reeling midnight through\nFor tomorrow we shall die!\n(But, alas, we never do.)\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"The Flaw in Paganism\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23167,63,'\nEasy come and easy go,\n\tsome call me easy money,\nSometimes life is full of laughs,\n\tand sometimes it ain\'t funny\nYou may think that I\'m a fool\n\tand sometimes that is true,\nBut I\'m goin\' to heaven in a flash of fire,\n\twith or without you.\n\t\t-- Hoyt Axton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23168,63,'\nEleanor Rigby\n\tSits at the keyboard\n\tAnd waits for a line on the screen\nLives in a dream\nWaits for a signal\n\tFinding some code\n\tThat will make the machine do some more.\nWhat is it for?\n\nAll the lonely users, where do they all come from?\nAll the lonely users, why does it take so long?\n\nHacker MacKensie\nWriting the code for a program that no one will run\nIt\'s nearly done\nLook at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there\'s\n\tnobody there.\nWhat does he care?\n\nAll the lonely users, where do they all come from?\nAll the lonely users, why does it take so long?\nAh, look at all the lonely users.\nAh, look at all the lonely users.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23169,63,'\nEndless the world\'s turn, endless the sun\'s spinning\nEndless the quest;\nI turn again, back to my own beginning,\nAnd here, find rest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23170,63,'\nEs brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven\n\tWirrten und wimmelten in Waben;\nUnd aller-m\"\bumsige Burggoven\n\tDir mohmen R\"\bath ausgraben.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Through the Looking Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23171,63,'\nEuch ist becannt, was wir beduerfen;\nWir wollen stark Getraenke schluerfen.\n\t\t-- Goethe, \"Faust\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23172,63,'\nEven a man who is pure at heart,\nAnd says his prayers at night\nCan become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms,\nAnd the moon is full and bright.\n\t\t-- The Wolf Man, 1941\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23173,63,'\nEven in the moment of our earliest kiss,\nWhen sighed the straitened bud into the flower,\nSat the dry seed of most unwelcome this;\nAnd that I knew, though not the day and hour.\nToo season-wise am I, being country-bred,\nTo tilt at autumn or defy the frost:\nSnuffing the chill even as my fathers did,\nI say with them, \"What\'s out tonight is lost.\"\nI only hoped, with the mild hope of all\nWho watch the leaf take shape upon the tree,\nA fairer summer and a later fall\nThan in these parts a man is apt to see,\nAnd sunny clusters ripened for the wine:\nI tell you this across the blackened vine.\n\t\t-- Edna St. Vincent Millay, \"Even in the Moment of\n\t\t   Our Earliest Kiss\", 1931\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23174,63,'\nEver Onward!  Ever Onward!\nThat\'s the sprit that has brought us fame.\nWe\'re big but bigger we will be,\nWe can\'t fail for all can see, that to serve humanity\nHas been our aim.\nOur products now are known in every zone.\nOur reputation sparkles like a gem.\nWe\'ve fought our way thru\nAnd new fields we\'re sure to conquer, too\nFor the Ever Onward IBM!\n\t\t-- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23175,63,'\nEver since I was a young boy,\nI\'ve hacked the ARPA net,\nFrom Berkeley down to Rutgers,\t\tHe\'s on my favorite terminal,\nAny access I could get,\t\t\tHe cats C right into foo,\nBut ain\'t seen nothing like him,\tHis disciples lead him in,\nOn any campus yet,\t\t\tAnd he just breaks the root,\nThat deaf, dumb, and blind kid,\t\tAlways has full SYS-PRIV\'s,\nSure sends a mean packet.\t\tNever uses lint,\n\t\t\t\t\tThat deaf, dumb, and blind kid,\n\t\t\t\t\tSure sends a mean packet.\nHe\'s a UNIX wizard,\nThere has to be a twist.\nThe UNIX wizard\'s got\t\t\tAin\'t got no distractions,\nUnlimited space on disk.\t\tCan\'t hear no whistles or bells,\nHow do you think he does it?\t\tCan\'t see no message flashing,\nI don\'t know.\t\t\t\tTypes by sense of smell,\nWhat makes him so good?\t\t\tThose crazy little programs,\n\t\t\t\t\tThe proper bit flags set,\n\t\t\t\t\tThat deaf, dumb, and blind kid,\n\t\t\t\t\tSure sends a mean packet.\n\t\t-- UNIX Wizard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23176,63,'\nEvery love\'s the love before\nIn a duller dress.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Summary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23177,63,'\nEvery man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.\n\t\t-- Miguel de Cervantes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23178,63,'\nEvery night my prayers I say,\n\tAnd get my dinner every day;\nAnd every day that I\'ve been good,\n\tI get an orange after food.\nThe child that is not clean and neat,\n\tWith lots of toys and things to eat,\nHe is a naughty child, I\'m sure--\n\tOr else his dear papa is poor.\n\t\t-- Robert Louis Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23179,63,'\nEverybody knows that the dice are loaded.  Everybody rolls with their\nfingers crossed.  Everybody knows the war is over.  Everybody knows the\ngood guys lost.  Everybody knows the fight was fixed: the poor stay\npoor, the rich get rich.  That\'s how it goes.  Everybody knows.\n\nEverybody knows that the boat is leaking.  Everybody knows the captain\nlied.  Everybody got this broken feeling like their father or their dog\njust died.\n\nEverybody talking to their pockets.  Everybody wants a box of chocolates\nand long stem rose.  Everybody knows.\n\nEverybody knows that you love me, baby.  Everybody knows that you really\ndo.  Everybody knows that you\'ve been faithful, give or take a night or\ntwo.  Everybody knows you\'ve been discreet, but there were so many people\nyou just had to meet without your clothes.  And everybody knows.\n\nAnd everybody knows it\'s now or never.  Everybody knows that it\'s me or you.\nAnd everybody knows that you live forever when you\'ve done a line or two.\nEverybody knows the deal is rotten: Old Black Joe\'s still pickin\' cotton\nfor you ribbons and bows.  And everybody knows.\n\t-- Leonard Cohen, \"Everybody Knows\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23180,63,'\nEverything\'s great in this good old world;\n(This is the stuff they can always use.)\nGod\'s in his heaven, the hill\'s dew-pearled;\n(This will provide for baby\'s shoes.)\nHunger and War do not mean a thing;\nEverything\'s rosy where\'er we roam;\nHark, how the little birds gaily sing!\n(This is what fetches the bacon home.)\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"The Far Sighted Muse\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23181,63,'\nEverywhere you go you\'ll see them searching,\nEverywhere you turn you\'ll feel the pain,\nEveryone is looking for the answer,\nWell look again.\n\t\t-- Moody Blues, \"Lost in a Lost World\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23182,63,'\nF:\tWhen into a room I plunge, I\n\tSometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.\n\tThen I linger, darkly brooding\n\tOn the poison they\'re exuding.\n\t\t-- The Roguelet\'s ABC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23183,63,'\nFamilies, when a child is born\nWant it to be intelligent.\nI, through intelligence,\nHaving wrecked my whole life,\nOnly hope the baby will prove\nIgnorant and stupid.\nThen he will crown a tranquil life\nBy becoming a Cabinet Minister\n\t\t-- Su Tung-p\'o\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23184,63,'\nFarewell we call to hearth and hall!\nThough wind may blow and rain may fall,\nWe must away ere break of day\nFar over wood and mountain tall.\n\n\tTo Rivendell, where Elves yet dwell\n\tIn glades beneath the misty fell,\n\tThrough moor and waste we ride in haste,\n\tAnd whither then we cannot tell.\n\nWith foes ahead, behind us dread,\nBeneath the sky shall be our bed,\nUntil at last our toil be passed,\nOur journey done, our errand sped.\n\n\tWe must away!  We must away!\n\tWe ride before the break of day!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23185,63,'\nFelix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,\nAn endothermic quadroped, carnivorous by nature.\nYour visual, olfactory, and auditory senses\nContribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.\nI find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,\nA singular development of cat communications\nThat obviates your basic hedonistic predelection\nFor a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.\nA tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:\nYou would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance;\nAnd when not being utilitized to aid in locomotion,\nIt often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.\nOh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display\nConnote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.\nAnd though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,\nI nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.\n\t-- Lt. Cmdr. Data, \"An Ode to Spot\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23186,63,'\nFifteen men on a dead man\'s chest,\nYo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!\nDrink and the devil had done for the rest,\nYo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!\n\t\t-- Stevenson, \"Treasure Island\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23187,63,'\nFifty flippant frogs\nWalked by on flippered feet\nAnd with their slime they made the time\nUnnaturally fleet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23188,63,'\nFinality is death.\nPerfection is finality.\nNothing is perfect.\nThere are lumps in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23189,63,'\nFive names that I can hardly stand to hear,\nIncluding yours and mine and one more chimp who isn\'t here,\nI can see the ladies talking how the times is gettin\' hard,\nAnd that fearsome excavation on Magnolia boulevard,\nYes, I\'m goin\' insane,\nAnd I\'m laughing at the frozen rain,\nWell, I\'m so alone, honey when they gonna send me home?\n\tBad sneakers and a pina colada my friend,\n\tStopping on the avenue by Radio City, with a\n\tTransistor and a large sum of money to spend...\nYou fellah, you tearin\' up the street,\nYou wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat,\nDo you take me for a fool, do you think that I don\'t see,\nThat ditch out in the Valley that they\'re diggin\' just for me,\nYes, and goin\' insane,\nYou know I\'m laughin\' at the frozen rain,\nFeel like I\'m so alone, honey when they gonna send me home?\n(chorus)\n\t\t-- Bad Sneakers, \"Steely Dan\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23190,63,'\nFlying saucers on occasion\n\tShow themselves to human eyes.\nAliens fume, put off invasion\n\tWhile they brand these tales as lies.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23191,63,'\n\"For a couple o\' pins,\" says Troll, and grins,\n\"I\'ll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.\nA bit o\' fresh meat will go down sweet!\nI\'ll try my teeth on thee now.\n\tHee now!  See now!\nI\'m tired o\' gnawing old bones and skins;\nI\'ve a mind to dine on thee now.\"\n\nBut just as he thought his dinner was caught,\nHe found his hands had hold of naught.\nBefore he could mind, Tom slipped behing\nAnd gave him the boot to larn him.\n\tWarn him!  Darn him!\nA bump o\' the boot on the seat, Tom thoguht,\nWould be the way to larn him.\n\nBut harder than stone is the flesh and bone\nOf a troll that sits in the hills alone.\nAs well set your boot to the mountain\'s root,\nFor the seat of a troll don\'t feel it.\n\tPeel it!  Heal it!\nOld Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,\nAnd he knew his toes could feel it.\n\nTom\'s leg is game, since home he came,\nAnd his bootless foot is lasting lame;\nBut Troll don\'t care, and he\'s still there\nWith the bone he boned from its owner.\n\tDoner!  Boner!\nTroll\'s old seat is still the same,\nAnd the bone he boned from its owner!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23192,63,'\nFor gin, in cruel\nSober truth,\nSupplies the fuel\nFor flaming youth.\n\t\t-- Noel Coward\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23193,63,'\nFor knighthood is not in the feats of war,\nAs for to fight in quarrel right or wrong,\nBut in a cause which truth cannot defer:\nHe ought himself for to make sure and strong,\nJust to keep mixt with mercy among:\nAnd no quarrel a knight ought to take\nBut for a truth, or for the common\'s sake.\n\t\t-- Stephen Hawes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23194,63,'\n\"Force is but might,\" the teacher said--\n\"That definition\'s just.\"\nThe boy said naught but thought instead,\nRemembering his pounded head:\n\"Force is not might but must!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23195,63,'\nFour be the things I am wiser to know:\nIdleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.\n\nFour be the things I\'d been better without:\nLove, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.\n\nThree be the things I shall never attain:\nEnvy, content, and sufficient champagne.\n\nThree be the things I shall have till I die:\nLaughter and hope and a sock in the eye.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Inventory\" [or \"Not so Deep as a Well\"?]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23196,63,'\nFriends, Romans, Hipsters,\nLet me clue you in;\nI come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.\nThe square kicks some cats are on stay with them;\nThe hip bits, like, go down under; \nso let it lay with Caesar.  The cool Brutus\nGave you the message: Caesar had big eyes;\nIf that\'s the sound, someone\'s copping a plea,\nAnd, like, old Caesar really set them straight.\nHere, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- \nfor Brutus is a real cool cat;\nSo are they all, all cool cats, --\nCome I to make this gig at Caesar\'s laying down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23197,63,'\nFrom too much love of living,\nFrom hope and fear set free,\nWe thank with brief thanksgiving,\nWhatever gods may be,\nThat no life lives forever,\nThat dead men rise up never,\nThat even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.\n\t\t-- Swinburne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23198,63,'\nGet in touch with your feelings of hostility against the dying light.\n\t\t-- Dylan Thomas [paraphrased periphrastically]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23199,63,'\nGet out, you old Wight!  Vanish in the sunlight!\nShrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing,\nOut into the barren lands far beyond the mountains!\nCome never here again!  Leave your barrow empty!\nLost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,\nWhere gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23200,63,'\nGibson\'s Springtime Song (to the tune of \"Deck the Halls\"):\n\n\'Tis the season to chase mousies (Fa la la la la, la la la la)\nSnatch them from their little housies (...)\nFirst we chase them \'round the field (...)\nThen we have them for a meal (...)\n\nToss them here and catch them there (...)\nSee them flying through the air (...)\nWatch them fly and hear them squeal (...)\nFalling mice have great appeal (...)\n\nSee the hunter stretched before us (...)\nHe\'s chased the mice in field and forest (...)\nWatch him clean his long white whiskers (...)\nOf the blood of little critters (...)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23201,63,'\nGil-galad was an Elven-king.\nOf him the harpers sadly sing:\nthe last whose realm was fair and free\nbetween the Mountains and the Sea.\n\nHis sword was long, his lance was keen,\nhis shining helm afar was seen;\nthe countless stars of heaven\'s field\nwere mirrored in his silver shield.\n\nBut long ago he rode away,\nand where he dwelleth none can say;\nfor into darkness fell his star\nin Mordor where the shadows are.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23202,63,'\nGimme Twinkies, gimme wine,\n    Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ...\nBut if you split those atoms fine,\n    Mama keep \'em off those genes of mine!\n\nGimme zits, take my dough,\n    Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll ...\nCall the devil and sell my soul,\n    But Mama keep dem atoms whole!\n\t\t-- Milo Bloom, \"The Split-Atom Blues,\" in \"Bloom County\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23203,63,'\nGive me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe,\nBold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!\nBut of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send,\nSave me, oh save me from the candid friend.\n\t\t-- George Canning\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23204,63,'\nGive me your students, your secretaries,\nYour huddled writers yearning to breathe free,\nThe wretched refuse of your Selectric III\'s.\nGive these, the homeless, typist-tossed to me.\nI lift my disk beside the processor.\n\t\t-- Inscription on a Word Processor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23205,63,'\nGo placidly amid the noise and waste,\nAnd remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.\nAvoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.\nRotate your tires.\nSpeak glowingly of those greater than yourself,\nAnd heed well their advice -- even though they be turkeys.\nKnow what to kiss -- and when.\nRemember that two wrongs never make a right,\nBut that three do.\nWherever possible, put people on \"HOLD\".\nBe comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,\nAnd despite the changing fortunes of time,\nThere is always a big future in computer maintenance.\n\n\tYou are a fluke of the universe ...\n\tYou have no right to be here.\n\tWhether you can hear it or not, the universe\n\tIs laughing behind your back.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23206,63,'\nGo placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may\nbe in owning a piece thereof.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23207,63,'\nGod rest ye CS students now,\t\tThe bearings on the drum are gone,\nLet nothing you dismay.\t\t\tThe disk is wobbling, too.\nThe VAX is down and won\'t be up,\tWe\'ve found a bug in Lisp, and Algol\nUntil the first of May.\t\t\tCan\'t tell false from true.\nThe program that was due this morn,\tAnd now we find that we can\'t get\nWon\'t be postponed, they say.\t\tAt Berkeley\'s 4.2.\n(chorus)\t\t\t\t(chorus)\n\nWe\'ve just received a call from DEC,\tAnd now some cheery news for you,\nThey\'ll send without delay\t\tThe network\'s also dead,\nA monitor called RSuX\t\t\tWe\'ll have to print your files on\nIt takes nine hundred K.\t\tThe line printer instead.\nThe staff committed suicide,\t\tThe turnaround time\'s nineteen weeks.\nWe\'ll bury them today.\t\t\tAnd only cards are read.\n(chorus)\t\t\t\t(chorus)\n\nAnd now we\'d like to say to you\t\tCHORUS:\tOh, tidings of comfort and joy,\nBefore we go away,\t\t\t\tComfort and joy,\nWe hope the news we\'ve brought to you\t\tOh, tidings of comfort and joy.\nWon\'t ruin your whole day.\nYou\'ve got another program due, tomorrow, by the way.\n(chorus)\n\t\t-- to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23208,63,'\nGold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields\nSold in a market down in New Orleans\nScarred old slaver knows he\'s doing alright\nHear him whip the women, just around midnight\n\nAh, brown sugar how come you taste so good?\nAh, brown sugar just like a young girl should\n\nDrums beating cold English blood runs hot\nLady of the house wonderin\' where it\'s gonna stop\nHouse boy knows that he\'s doing alright\nYou should a heard him just around midnight.\n...\nI bet your mama was tent show queen\nAnd all her girlfriends were sweet sixteen\nI\'m no school boy but I know what I like\nYou should have heard me just around midnight.\n\t\t-- Rolling Stones, \"Brown Sugar\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23209,63,'\nGot a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,\nI went out for a ride and never came back.\nLike a river that don\'t know where it\'s flowing,\nI took a wrong turn and I just kept going.\n\n\tEverybody\'s got a hungry heart.\n\tEverybody\'s got a hungry heart.\n\tLay down your money and you play your part,\n\tEverybody\'s got a hungry heart.\n\nI met her in a Kingstown bar,\nWe fell in love, I knew it had to end.\nWe took what we had and we ripped it apart,\nNow here I am down in Kingstown again.\n\nEverybody needs a place to rest,\nEverybody wants to have a home.\nDon\'t make no difference what nobody says,\nAin\'t nobody likes to be alone.\n\t\t-- Bruce Springsteen, \"Hungry Heart\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23210,63,'\nGraphics blind the eyes.\nAudio files deafen the ear.\nMouse clicks numb the fingers.\nHeuristics weaken the mind.\nOptions wither the heart.\n\nThe Guru observes the net \nbut trusts his inner vision.\nHe allows things to come and go.\nHis heart is as open as the ether.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23211,63,'\nH:\tIf a \'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you,\n\tSlice him up before he slays you.\n\tNothing makes you look a slob\n\tLike running from a HOB\'LIN (GOB).\n\t\t-- The Roguelet\'s ABC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23212,63,'\n\tHack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes there\nmay be in Science.  As fast as possible get a good terminal on a good system.\nEnter your data clearly but always encrypt your results.  And listen to others,\neven the dull and ignorant, for they may be your customers.  Avoid loud and\naggressive persons, for they are sales reps.\n\tIf you compare your outputs with those of others, you may be surprised,\nfor always there will be greater and lesser numbers than you have crunched.\nKeep others interested in your career, and try not to fumble; it can be a real\nhassle and could change your fortunes in time.\n\tExercise system control in your experiments, for the world is full of\nbugs.  But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive\nfor linearity and everywhere papers are full of approximations.  Strive for\nproportionality.  Especially, do not faint when it occurs.  Neither be cyclical\nabout results; for in the face of all data analysis it is sure to be noticed.\n\tTake with a grain of salt the anomalous data points.  Gracefully pass\nthem on to the youth at the next desk.  Nurture some mutual funds to shield\nyou in times of sudden layoffs.  But do not distress yourself with imaginings\n-- the real bugs are enough to screw you badly.  Murphy\'s Law runs the\nUniverse -- and whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt <Curl>B*n dS = 0.\n\tTherefore, grab for a piece of the pie, with whatever proposals you\ncan conceive of to try.  With all the crashed disks, skewed data, and broken\nline printers, you can still have a beautiful secretary.  Be linear.  Strive\nto stay employed.\n\t\t-- Technolorata, \"Analog\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23213,63,'\n\"Had he and I but met\nBy some old ancient inn,\t\tBut ranged as infantry,\nWe should have sat us down to wet\tAnd staring face to face,\nRight many a nipperkin!\t\t\tI shot at him as he at me,\n\t\t\t\t\tAnd killed him in his place.\nI shot him dead because --\nBecause he was my foe,\t\t\tHe thought he\'d \'list, perhaps,\nJust so: my foe of course he was;\tOff-hand-like -- just as I --\nThat\'s clear enough; although\t\tWas out of work -- had sold his traps\n\t\t\t\t\tNo other reason why.\nYes; quaint and curious war is!\nYou shoot a fellow down\nYou\'d treat, if met where any bar is\nOr help to half-a-crown.\"\n\t\t-- Thomas Hardy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23214,63,'\nHalf a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.\nBut half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity.  See?\nBut can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,\nWhen half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23215,63,'\nHanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23216,63,'\n\t\tHard Copies and Chmod\n\nAnd everyone thinks computers are impersonal\ncold diskdrives hardware monitors\nuser-hostile software \n\nof course they\'re only bits and bytes \nand characters and strings \nand files\n\njust some old textfiles from my old boyfriend\ntelling me he loves me and\nhe\'ll take care of me\n\nsimply a discarded printout of a friend\'s directory\ndeep intimate secrets and\nhow he doesn\'t trust me\n\ncouldn\'t hurt me more if they were scented in lavender or mould\non personal stationery\n\t\t-- terri@csd4.milw.wisc.edu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23217,63,'\nHark, the Herald Tribune sings,\nAdvertising wondrous things.\n\nAngels we have heard on High\nTell us to go out and Buy.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23218,63,'\nHave you ever felt like a wounded cow\nhalfway between an oven and a pasture?\nwalking in a trance toward a pregnant\n\tseventeen-year-old housewife\'s\n\ttwo-day-old cookbook?\n\t\t-- Richard Brautigan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23219,63,'\nHave you seen how Sonny\'s burning,\nLike some bright erotic star,\nHe lights up the proceedings,\nAnd raises the temperature.\n\t\t-- The Birthday Party, \"Sonny\'s Burning\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23220,63,'\nHave you seen the old man in the closed down market,\nKicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?\nIn his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his side\nYesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news.\n\nHow can you tell me you\'re lonely,\nAnd say for you the sun don\'t shine?\nLet me take you by the hand\nLead you through the streets of London\nI\'ll show you something to make you change your mind...\n\nHave you seen the old man outside the sea-man\'s mission\nMemories fading like the metal ribbons that he wears.\nIn our winter city the rain cries a little pity\nFor one more forgotten hero and a world that doesn\'t care...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23221,63,'\nHave you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?\nOn that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air,\nHigh hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars,\nSpending every dime, for a wonderful time...\nIf you\'re blue and you don\'t know where to go to,\nWhy don\'t you go where fashion sits,\n...\nDressed up like a million dollar trooper,\nTrying hard to look like Gary Cooper, (super dooper)\nCome, let\'s mix where Rockefeller\'s walk with sticks,\nOr umberellas, in their mitts,\nPuttin\' on the Ritz.\n...\nIf you\'re blue and you don\'t know where to go to,\nWhy don\'t you go where fashion sits,\nPuttin\' on the Ritz.\nPuttin\' on the Ritz.\nPuttin\' on the Ritz.\nPuttin\' on the Ritz.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23222,63,'\nHe heard there oft the flying sound\nOf feet as light as linden-leaves,\nOf music welling underground,\nIn hidden hollows quavering.\nNow withered lay the hemlock-sheaves,\nAnd one by one with sighing sound\nWhispering fell the beechen leaves\nIn the wintry woodland wavering.\n\nHe sought her ever, wandering far\nWhere leaves of years were thickly strewn,\nBy light of moon and ray of star\nIn frosty heavens shivering.\nHer mantle glinted in the moon,\nAs on a hill-top high and far\nShe danced, and at her feet was strewn\nA mist of silver quivering.\n\nWhen winter passed, she came again,\nAnd her song released the sudden spring,\nLike rising lark, and falling rain,\nAnd melting water bubbling.\nHe saw the elven-flowers spring\nAbout her feet, and healed again\nHe longed by her to dance and sing\nUpon the grass untroubling.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23223,63,'\nHe thought he saw an albatross\nThat fluttered \'round the lamp.\nHe looked again and saw it was\nA penny postage stamp.\n\"You\'d best be getting home,\" he said,\n\"The nights are rather damp.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23224,63,'\nHe who invents adages for others to peruse\ntakes along rowboat when going on cruise.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23225,63,'\nHe who loses, wins the race,\nAnd parallel lines meet in space.\n\t\t-- John Boyd, \"Last Starship from Earth\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23226,63,'\nHe\'s been like a father to me,\nHe\'s the only DJ you can get after three,\nI\'m an all-night musician in a rock and roll band,\nAnd why he don\'t like me I don\'t understand.\n\t\t-- The Byrds\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23227,63,'\nHer locks an ancient lady gave\nHer loving husband\'s life to save;\nAnd men -- they honored so the dame --\nUpon some stars bestowed her name.\n\nBut to our modern married fair,\nWho\'d give their lords to save their hair,\nNo stellar recognition\'s given.\nThere are not stars enough in heaven.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23228,63,'\nHere I am again right where I know I shouldn\'t be\nI\'ve been caught inside this trap too many times\nI must\'ve walked these steps and said these words a\n\tthousand times before\nIt seems like I know everybody\'s lines.\n\t\t-- David Bromberg, \"How Late\'ll You Play \'Til?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23229,63,'\nHere I sit, broken-hearted,\nAll logged in, but work unstarted.\nFirst net.this and net.that,\nAnd a hot buttered bun for net.fat.\n\nThe boss comes by, and I play the game,\nThen I turn back to net.flame.\nIs there a cure (I need your views),\nFor someone trapped in net.news?\n\nI need your help, I say \'tween sobs,\n\'Cause I\'ll soon be listed in net.jobs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23230,63,'\nHere in my heart, I am Helen;\n\tI\'m Aspasia and Hero, at least.\nI\'m Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta\"\bel;\n\tI\'m Salome, moon of the East.\n\nHere in my soul I am Sappho;\n\tLady Hamilton am I, as well.\nIn me R\'\becamier vies with Kitty O\'Shea,\n\tWith Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell.\n\nI\'m all of the glamorous ladies\n\tAt whose beckoning history shook.\nBut you are a man, and see only my pan,\n\tSo I stay at home with a book.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23231,63,'\nHERE LIES LESTER MOORE\nSHOT 4 TIMES WITH A .44\nNO LES\nNO MOORE\n\t\t-- tombstone, in Tombstone, AZ\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23232,63,'\nHey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!\nRing a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!\nTom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23233,63,'\nHey! Come derry dol!  Hop along, my hearties!\nHobbits!  Ponies all!  We are fond of parties.\nNow let the fun begin!  Let us sing together!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23234,63,'\nHey! Come merry dol! derry dol!  My darling!\nLight goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.\n\nDown along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,\nWaiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,\nThere my pretty lady is, River-woman\'s daughter,\nSlender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.\n\nOld Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing\nComes hopping home again.  Can you hear him singing?\nHey!  Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o\nGoldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!\n\nPoor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!\nTom\'s in a hurry now.  Evening will follow day.\nTom\'s going home again water-lilies bringing.\nHey! come derry dol!  Can you hear me singing?\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23235,63,'\nHey! now!  Come hoy now!  Whither do you wander?\nUp, down, near or far, here, there or yonder?\nSharp-ears, Wise-nose, Swish-tail and Bumpkin,\nWhite-socks my little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23236,63,'\nHey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl\nTo get a little more stack;\nIf that\'s not enough then you lose it all\nAnd have to pop all the way back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23237,63,'\nHickory Dickory Dock,\nThe mice ran up the clock,\nThe clock struck one,\nThe others escaped with minor injuries.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23238,63,'\nHier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich;\nIm Leibe dick, an Suden reich.\nWir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt,\tHere lies a man with sundry flaws\nWeil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt.\tAnd numerous Sins upon his head;\n\t\t\t\t\tWe buried him today because\n\t\t\t\t\tAs far as we can tell, he\'s dead.\n\n\t\t-- PDQ Bach\'s epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty\n\t\t   Sue Bach and written by the local doggeral catcher;\n\t\t   \"The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach\", Peter Schickele\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23239,63,'\nHiggeldy Piggeldy,\nHamlet of Elsinore\nRuffled the critics by\nDropping this bomb:\n\"Phooey on Freud and his\nPsychoanalysis --\nOedipus, Shmoedipus,\nI just love Mom.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23240,63,'\n...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest.\n\t\t-- The Who, \"Tommy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23241,63,'\nHistory is curious stuff\n\tYou\'d think by now we had enough\nYet the fact remains I fear\n\tThey make more of it every year.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23242,63,'\nHit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,\nBurn that sausage just a match or two more done.\nPour my black old coffee longer,\nWhile that smell is gettin\' stronger\nA semi-meal ain\'t nuthin\' much to want.\n\nLoan me ten, I got a feelin\' it\'ll save me,\nWith an ornery soul who don\'t shoot pool for fun,\nIf that coat\'ll fit you\'re wearin\',\nThe Lord\'ll bless your sharin\'\nA semi-friend ain\'t nuthin\' much to want.\n\nAnd let me halfway fall in love,\nFor part of a lonely night,\nWith a semi-pretty woman in my arms.\nYes, I could halfway fall in deep--\nInto a snugglin\', lovin\' heap,\nWith a semi-pretty woman in my arms.\n\t\t-- Elroy Blunt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23243,63,'\nHo! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go\nTo heal my heart and drown my woe.\nRain may fall and wind may blow,\nAnd many miles be still to go,\nBut under a tall tree I will lie,\nAnd let the clouds go sailing by.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23244,63,'\nHo! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!\nBy water, wood and hill, by reed and willow,\nBy fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us!\nCome, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23245,63,'\nHop along my little friends, up the Withywindle!\nTom\'s going on ahead candles for to kindle.\nDown west sinks the Sun; soon you will be groping.\nWhen the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,\nOut of the winfow-panes light will twinkle yellow.\nFear no alder black!  Heed no hoary willow!\nFear neither root nor bough!  Tom goes on before you.\nHey now! merry dol!  We\'ll be waiting for you!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23246,63,'\nHow can you have any pudding if you don\'t eat your meat?\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23247,63,'\nHow doth the little crocodile\n\tImprove his shining tail,\nAnd pour the waters of the Nile\n\tOn every golden scale!\n\nHow cheerfully he seems to grin,\n\tHow neatly spreads his claws,\nAnd welcomes little fishes in,\n\tWith gently smiling jaws!\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Alice in Wonderland\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23248,63,'\nHow doth the VAX\'s C-compiler\n\tImprove its object code.\nAnd even as we speak does it\n\tIncrease the system load.\n\nHow patiently it seems to run\n\tAnd spit out error flags,\nWhile users, with frustration, all\n\tTear their clothes to rags.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23249,63,'\nHumpty Dumpty sat on the wall,\nHumpty Dumpty had a great fall!\nAll the king\'s horses,\nAnd all the king\'s men,\nHad scrambled eggs for breakfast again!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23250,63,'\nI always will remember --\t\tI was in no mood to trifle;\n\'Twas a year ago November --\t\tI got down my trusty rifle\nI went out to shoot some deer\t\tAnd went out to stalk my prey --\nOn a morning bright and clear.\t\tWhat a haul I made that day!\nI went and shot the maximum\t\tI tied them to my bumper and\nThe game laws would allow:\t\tI drove them home somehow,\nTwo game wardens, seven hunters,\tTwo game wardens, seven hunters,\nAnd a cow.\t\t\t\tAnd a cow.\n\nThe Law was very firm, it\t\tPeople ask me how I do it\nTook away my permit--\t\t\tAnd I say, \"There\'s nothin\' to it!\nThe worst punishment I ever endured.\tYou just stand there lookin\' cute,\nIt turns out there was a reason:\tAnd when something moves, you shoot.\"\nCows were out of season, and\t\tAnd there\'s ten stuffed heads\nOne of the hunters wasn\'t insured.\tIn my trophy room right now:\n\t\t\t\t\tTwo game wardens, seven hunters,\n\t\t\t\t\tAnd a pure-bred guernsey cow.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer, \"The Hunting Song\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23251,63,'\nI am changing my name to Chrysler\nI am going down to Washington, D.C.\nI will tell some power broker\n\tWhat they did for Iacocca\nWill be perfectly acceptable to me!\n\nI am changing my name to Chrysler,\nI am heading for that great receiving line.\nWhen they hand a million grand out,\n\tI\'ll be standing with my hand out,\nYessir, I\'ll get mine!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23252,63,'\nI B M\nU B M\nWe all B M\nFor I B M!!!!\n\t\t-- H.A.R.L.I.E.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23253,63,'\nI can live without\nSomeone I love\nBut not without\nSomeone I need.\n\t\t-- \"Safety\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23254,63,'\nI can see him a\'comin\'\nWith his big boots on,\nWith his big thumb out,\nHe wants to get me.\nHe wants to hurt me.\nHe wants to bring me down.\nBut some time later,\nWhen I feel a little straighter,\nI\'ll come across a stranger\nWho\'ll remind me of the danger,\nAnd then.... I\'ll run him over.\nPretty smart on my part!\nTo find my way... In the dark!\n\t\t-- Phil Ochs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23255,63,'\nI can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n\t\t-- Joe Walsh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23256,63,'\nI don\'t know what Descartes\' got,\nBut booze can do what Kant cannot.\n\t\t-- Mike Cross\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23257,63,'\nI don\'t need no arms around me...\nI don\'t need no drugs to calm me...\nI have seen the writing on the wall.\nDon\'t think I need anything at all.\nNo!  Don\'t think I need anything at all!\nAll in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.\nAll in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd, \"Another Brick in the Wall\", Part III\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23258,63,'\nI don\'t wanna argue, and I don\'t wanna fight,\nBut there will definitely be a party tonight...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23259,63,'\nI don\'t want a pickle,\n\tI just wanna ride on my motorsickle.\nAnd I don\'t want to die,\n\tI just want to ride on my motorcy.\nCle.\n\t\t-- Arlo Guthrie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23260,63,'\nI gave my love an Apple, that had no core;\nI gave my love a building, that had no floor;\nI wrote my love a program, that had no end;\nI gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin\'.\n\nHow can there be an Apple, that has no core?\nHow can there be a building, that has no floor?\nHow can there be a program, that has no end?\nHow can there be an upgrade, with no cryin\'?\n\nAn Apple\'s MOS memory don\'t use no core!\nA building that\'s perfect, it has no flaw!\nA program with GOTOs, it has no end!\nI lied about the upgrade, with no cryin\'!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23261,63,'\nI get up each morning, gather my wits.\nPick up the paper, read the obits.\nIf I\'m not there I know I\'m not dead.\nSo I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.\n\nOh, how do I know my youth is all spent?\nMy get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.\nBut in spite of it all, I\'m able to grin,\nAnd think of the places my get-up has been.\n\t\t-- Pete Seeger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23262,63,'\nI had an errand there: gathering water-lilies,\ngreen leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady,\nthe last ere the year\'s end to keep them from the winter,\nto flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted.\n\nEach year at summer\'s end I go to find them for her,\nin a wide pool, deep and clear, far down Withywindle;\nthere they open first in spring and there they linger latest.\n\nBy that pool long ago I found the River-daughter,\nfair young Goldberry sitting in the rushes.\nSweet was her singing then, and her heart was beating!\n\nAnd that proved well for you--for now I shall no longer\ngo down deep again along the forest-water,\nno while the year is old.  Nor shall I be passing\nOld Man Willow\'s house this side of spring-time,\nnot till the merry spring, when the River-daughter\ndances down the withy-path to bathe in the water.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23263,63,'\nI have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,\nAnd what can be the use of him is more than I can see.\nHe is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;\nAnd I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.\n\nThe funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow--\nNot at all like proper children, which is always very slow;\nFor he sometimes shoots up taller, like an india-rubber ball,\nAnd he sometimes gets so little that there\'s none of him at all.\n\t\t-- R.L. Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23264,63,'\nI have learned\nTo spell hors d\'oeuvres\nWhich still grates on \nSome people\'s n\'oeuvres.\n\t\t-- Warren Knox\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23265,63,'\nI have lots of things in my pockets;\nNone of them is worth anything.\nSociopolitical whines aside,\nGan you give me, gratis, free,\nThe price of half a gallon\nOf Gallo extra bad\nAnd most of the bus fare home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23266,63,'\nI have no doubt the Devil grins,\nAs seas of ink I spatter.\nYe gods, forgive my \"literary\" sins--\nThe other kind don\'t matter.\n\t\t-- Robert W. Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23267,63,'\nI have that old biological urge,\nI have that old irresistible surge,\nI\'m hungry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23268,63,'\nI knew Leo G. Carrol\nWas over a barrel\nWhen Tarantula took to the hills.\t[\"Lick it!\"]\nAnd I really got hot\nWhen I saw Jeanette Scott\nFight a triffid that spits poison and kills.\n\nScience fiction, double feature\nDoctor X will build a creature.\nSee androids fighting Brad and Janet\nAnne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet\nOh Oh Oh Oh Oh\nAt the late night, double feature, picture show.\n\t\t-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23269,63,'\nI know if you been talkin\' you done said\njust how suprised you wuz by the living dead.\nYou wuz suprised that they could understand you words\nand never respond once to all the truth they heard.\nBut don\'t you get square!\nThere ain\'t no rule that says they got to care.\nThey can always swear they\'re deaf, dumb and blind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23270,63,'\nI lately lost a preposition;\nIt hid, I thought, beneath my chair\nAnd angrily I cried, \"Perdition!\nUp from out of under there.\"\n\nCorrectness is my vade mecum,\nAnd straggling phrases I abhor,\nAnd yet I wondered, \"What should he come\nUp from out of under for?\"\n\t\t-- Morris Bishop\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23271,63,'\nI lay my head on the railroad tracks,\nWaitin\' for the double E.\nThe railroad don\'t run no more.\nPoor poor pitiful me.\t\t\t[chorus]\n\tPoor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.\n\tThese young girls won\'t let me be,\n\tLord have mercy on me!\n\tWoe is me!\n\nWell, I met a girl, West Hollywood,\nWell, I ain\'t naming names.\nBut she really worked me over good,\nShe was just like Jesse James.\nShe really worked me over good,\nShe was a credit to her gender.\nShe put me through some changes, boy,\nSort of like a Waring blender.\t\t[chorus]\n\nI met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,\nShe asked me if I\'d beat her.\nShe took me back to the Hyatt House,\nI don\'t want to talk about it.\t\t[chorus]\n\t\t-- Warren Zevon, \"Poor Poor Pitiful Me\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23272,63,'\nI met him in a swamp down in Dagobah\nWhere it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda\n\tS-O-D-A soda\nI saw the little runt sitting there on a log\nI asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda\n\tY-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda\n\nWell I\'ve been around but I ain\'t never seen\nA guy who looks like a Muppet but he\'s wrinkled and green\n\tOh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda\nWell I\'m not dumb but I can\'t understand\nHow he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand\n\tOh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda\n\t\t-- Weird Al Yankovic, \"The Star Wars Song,\" to the tune of\n\t\t   \"Lola\" by the Kinks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23273,63,'\nI must Create a System, or be enslav\'d by another Man\'s;\nI will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"Jerusalem\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23274,63,'\nI never saw a purple cow\nI never hope to see one\nBut I can tell you anyhow\nI\'d rather see than be one.\n\t\t-- Gellett Burgess\n\nI\'ve never seen a purple cow\nI never hope to see one\nBut from the milk we\'re getting now\nThere certainly must be one\n\t\t-- Odgen Nash\n\nAh, yes, I wrote \"The Purple Cow\"   \nI\'m sorry now I wrote it\nBut I can tell you anyhow\nI\'ll kill you if you quote it.\n\t\t-- Gellett Burgess, many years later\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23275,63,'\nI owe, I owe,\nIt\'s off to work I go...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23276,63,'\nI really hate this damned machine\nI wish that they would sell it.\nIt never does quite what I want\nBut only what I tell it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23277,63,'\n\"I said, \"Preacher, give me strength for round 5.\"\nHe said,\"What you need is to grow up, son.\"\nI said,\"Growin\' up leads to growin\' old,\nAnd then to dying, and to me that don\'t sound like much fun.\"\n\t\t-- John Cougar, \"The Authority Song\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23278,63,'\nI saw a man pursuing the Horizon,\n\'Round and round they sped.\nI was disturbed at this,\nI accosted the man,\n\"It is futile,\" I said.\n\"You can never--\"\n\"You lie!\" He cried,\nand ran on.\n\t\t-- Stephen Crane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23279,63,'\nI see a bad moon rising.\nI see trouble on the way.\nI see earthquakes and lightnin\'\nI see bad times today.\nDon\'t go \'round tonight,\nIt\'s bound to take your life.\nThere\'s a bad moon on the rise.\n\t\t-- J. C. Fogerty, \"Bad Moon Rising\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23280,63,'\nI see the eigenvalue in thine eye,\nI hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.\nBernoulli would have been content to die\nHad he but known such _\ba-squared cos 2(phi)!\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23281,63,'\nI sent a letter to the fish,\t\tI said it very loud and clear,\nI told them, \"This is what I wish.\"\tI went and shouted in his ear.\nThe little fishes of the sea,\t\tBut he was very stiff and proud,\nThey sent an answer back to me.\t\tHe said \"You needn\'t shout so loud.\"\nThe little fishes\' answer was\t\tAnd he was very proud and stiff,\n\"We cannot do it, sir, because...\"\tHe said \"I\'ll go and wake them if...\"\nI sent a letter back to say\t\tI took a kettle from the shelf,\nIt would be better to obey.\t\tI went to wake them up myself.\nBut someone came to me and said\t\tBut when I found the door was locked\n\"The little fishes are in bed.\"\t\tI pulled and pushed and kicked and\n\t\t\t\t\t\tknocked,\nI said to him, and I said it plain\tAnd when I found the door was shut,\n\"Then you must wake them up again.\"\tI tried to turn the handle, But...\n\n\t\"Is that all?\" asked Alice.\n\t\"That is all.\" said Humpty Dumpty. \"Goodbye.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23282,63,'\nI sent a message to another time,\nBut as the days unwind -- this I just can\'t believe,\nI sent a message to another plane,\nMaybe it\'s all a game -- but this I just can\'t conceive.\n...\nI met someone who looks at lot like you,\nShe does the things you do, but she is an IBM.\nShe\'s only programmed to be very nice,\nBut she\'s as cold as ice, whenever I get too near,\nShe tells me that she likes me very much,\nBut when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.\n...\nI realize that it must seem so strange,\nThat time has rearranged, but time has the final word,\nShe knows I think of you, she reads my mind,\nShe tries to be unkind, she knows nothing of our world.\n\t\t-- ELO, \"Yours Truly, 2095\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23283,63,'\nI shot a query into the net.\nI haven\'t got an answer yet,\t\tA posted message called me rotten\nBut seven people gave me hell\t\tFor ignoring mail I\'d never gotten;\nAnd said I ought to learn to spell;\tAn angry message asked me, Please\n\t\t\t\t\tDon\'t send such drivel overseas;\nA lawyer sent me private mail\nAnd swore he\'d slap my ass in jail --\tOne netter thought it was a hoax:\nI\'d mentioned Un*x in my gem\t\t\"Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!\";\nAnd failed to add the T and M;\t\tAnother called my grammar vile\n\t\t\t\t\tAnd criticized my writing style.\nEach day I scan each Subject line\nIn hopes the topic will be mine;\nI shot a query into the net.\nI haven\'t got an answer yet...\n\t\t-- Ed Nather\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23284,63,'\nI stood on the leading edge,\nThe eastern seaboard at my feet.\n\"Jump!\" said Yoko Ono\nI\'m too scared and good-looking, I cried.\nGo on and give it a try,\nWhy prolong the agony, all men must die.\n\t\t-- Roger Waters, \"The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23285,63,'\nI think that I shall never hear\nA poem lovelier than beer.\nThe stuff that Joe\'s Bar has on tap,\nWith golden base and snowy cap.\nThe stuff that I can drink all day\nUntil my mem\'ry melts away.\nPoems are made by fools, I fear\nBut only Schlitz can make a beer.\n');
