
A young couple jumped out of their car and dashed into the park.  
They hurriedly found a secluded spot and began to make frenzied, passionate 
love.  Shortly thereafter, as they were driving away, the young man turned 
to her and said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time."

She replied, "If I had known you had more time, I'd have taken off my
pantyhose."
