INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11006,28,'\nMy God, I\'m depressed!  Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times\nas powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending\nmail about softball games.  And I\'ve got this pain right through my ALU.\nI\'ve asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens.  I think it would\nbe better for us both if you were to just log out again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11007,28,'\nMy sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.  She sells C shells down \nby the seashore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11008,28,'\n\tn = ((n >>  1) & 0x55555555) | ((n <<  1) & 0xaaaaaaaa);\n\tn = ((n >>  2) & 0x33333333) | ((n <<  2) & 0xcccccccc);\n\tn = ((n >>  4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n <<  4) & 0xf0f0f0f0);\n\tn = ((n >>  8) & 0x00ff00ff) | ((n <<  8) & 0xff00ff00);\n\tn = ((n >> 16) & 0x0000ffff) | ((n << 16) & 0xffff0000);\n\n\t\t-- C code which reverses the bits in a word.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11009,28,'\nNearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I\nhave looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong.\n\t\t-- Brent Welch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11010,28,'\nNever make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to\nmake it complex and wonderful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11011,28,'\nNever put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time.\n\t\t-- D. Gries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11012,28,'\nNever test for an error condition you don\'t know how to handle.\n\t\t-- Steinbach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11013,28,'\nNever trust a computer you can\'t repair yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11014,28,'\nNever trust an operating system.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11015,28,'\nNever try to explain computers to a layman.  It\'s easier to explain\nsex to a virgin.\n\t-- Robert Heinlein\n\n(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11016,28,'\nNever underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.\n\t\t-- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11017,28,'\nNew crypt.  See /usr/news/crypt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11018,28,'\nNew systems generate new problems.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11019,28,'\n*** NEWS FLASH ***\n\nArcheologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur\nskeleton!  Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive\nthan DEC admits.  Price adjustments at 11:00.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11020,28,'\nnews: gotcha\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11021,28,'\nNiklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly\n(Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).  Which\nis to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11022,28,'\nNo directory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11023,28,'\nNo extensible language will be universal.\n\t\t-- T. Cheatham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11024,28,'\nNo hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware\nuntil three software guys have signed off for it.\n\t\t-- Andy Tanenbaum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11025,28,'\nNo line available at 300 baud.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11026,28,'\nNo man is an island if he\'s on at least one mailing list.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11027,28,'\nNo part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system,\nor transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author.\n\t\t-- Chris Shaw\n');

INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11029,28,'\nNo wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo.\nLather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11030,28,'\nNo, I\'m not interested in developing a powerful brain.  All I\'m after is\njust a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone\nand Telegraph Company.\n\t\t-- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking\n\t\t   machine, 1943.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11031,28,'\nNobody said computers were going to be polite.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11032,28,'\nNobody\'s gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start\ncoming in late and lying about it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11033,28,'\nnohup rm -fr /&\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11034,28,'\nNorbert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.  Weiner was, in\nfact, very absent minded.  The following story is told about him: when they\nmoved from Cambridge to Newton his wife, knowing that he would be absolutely\nuseless on the move, packed him off to MIT while she directed the move.  Since\nshe was certain that he would forget that they had moved and where they had\nmoved to, she wrote down the new address on a piece of paper, and gave it to\nhim.  Naturally, in the course of the day, an insight occurred to him.  He\nreached in his pocket, found a piece of paper on which he furiously scribbled\nsome notes, thought it over, decided there was a fallacy in his idea, and\nthrew the piece of paper away.  At the end of the day he went home (to the\nold address in Cambridge, of course).  When he got there he realized that they\nhad moved, that he had no idea where they had moved to, and that the piece of\npaper with the address was long gone.  Fortunately inspiration struck.  There\nwas a young girl on the street and he conceived the idea of asking her where\nhe had moved to, saying, \"Excuse me, perhaps you know me.  I\'m Norbert Weiner\nand we\'ve just moved.  Would you know where we\'ve moved to?\"  To which the\nyoung girl replied, \"Yes, Daddy, Mommy thought you would forget.\"\n\tThe capper to the story is that I asked his daughter (the girl in the\nstory) about the truth of the story, many years later.  She said that it wasn\'t\nquite true -- that he never forgot who his children were!  The rest of it,\nhowever, was pretty close to what actually happened...\n\t\t-- Richard Harter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11035,28,'\nNot only is UNIX dead, it\'s starting to smell really bad.\n\t\t-- Rob Pike\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11036,28,'\nNOTE: No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given. All\nsoftware is supplied as is, without guarantee.  The user assumes all\nresponsibility for damages resulting from the use of these features,\nincluding, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends, disk\nhead-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack, nerve\ngas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local\nelectromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, invasion,\nhashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, comic\nradiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components,\nwindstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated chickens, malfunctioning\nmechanical or electrical sexual devices, premature activation of the\ndistant early warning system, peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery\nbombardment, explosions, cave-ins, and/or frogs falling from the sky.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11037,28,'\nNothing happens.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11038,28,'\n\tNow she speaks rapidly.  \"Do you know *why* you want to program?\"\n\tHe shakes his head.  He hasn\'t the faintest idea.\n\t\"For the sheer *joy* of programming!\" she cries triumphantly.  \n\"The joy of the parent, the artist, the craftsman.  \"You take a program, \nborn weak and impotent as a dimly-realized solution.  You nurture the \nprogram and guide it down the right path, building, watching it grow ever \nstronger.  Sometimes you paint with tiny strokes, a keystroke added here, \na keystroke changed there.\"  She sweeps her arm in a wide arc.  \"And other\ntimes you savage whole *blocks* of code, ripping out the program\'s very \n*essence*, then beginning anew.  But always building, creating, filling the \nprogram with your own personal stamp, your own quirks and nuances.  Watching \nthe program grow stronger, patching it when it crashes, until finally it can \nstand alone -- proud, powerful, and perfect.  This is the programmer\'s finest\nhour!\"  Softly at first, then louder, he hears the strains of a Sousa march. \n\"This ... this is your canvas! your clay!  Go forth and create a masterwork!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11039,28,'\n\"Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm.  Gag me with a smurfette.\"\n\t\t-- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11040,28,'\n\"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.\"\n\t\t-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11041,28,'\nNurse Donna:\tOh, Groucho, I\'m afraid I\'m gonna wind up an old maid.\nGroucho:\tWell, bring her in and we\'ll wind her up together.\nNurse Donna:\tDo you believe in computer dating?\nGroucho:\tOnly if the computers really love each other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11042,28,'\nOh, so there you are!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11043,28,'\nOkay, Okay -- I admit it.  You didn\'t change that program that worked\njust a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the\nexecutable.  Please forgive me.  You can recover the file by typing in\nthe code over again, since I also removed the source.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11044,28,'\nOld mail has arrived.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11045,28,'\nOld programmers never die, they just become managers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11046,28,'\nOld programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11047,28,'\nOld programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11048,28,'\nOn a clear disk you can seek forever.\n\t\t-- P. Denning\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11049,28,'\nOn the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11050,28,'\nOn the Internet, nobody knows you\'re a dog.\n\t\t-- Cartoon caption\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11051,28,'\n\tOn the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.\nThere are lots of phrases.  My favorite is `nitwit\' -- and the rationale\nis the Internet philosophy has always been you have extremely bright,\nnon-partisan researchers look at a topic, do world-class research, do\nseveral competing implementations, have a bake-off, determine what works\nbest, write it down and make that the standard.\n\tThe OSI view is entirely opposite.  You take written contributions\nfrom a much larger community, you put the contributions in a room of\ncommittee people with, quite honestly, vast political differences and all\nwith their own political axes to grind, and four years later you get\nsomething out, usually without it ever having been implemented once.\n\tSo the Internet perspective is implement it, make it work well,\nthen write it down, whereas the OSI perspective is to agree on it, write\nit down, circulate it a lot and now we\'ll see if anyone can implement it\nafter it\'s an international standard and every vendor in the world is\ncommitted to it.  One of those processes is backwards, and I don\'t think\nit takes a Lucasian professor of physics at Oxford to figure out which.\n\t\t-- Marshall Rose, \"The Pied Piper of OSI\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11052,28,'\nOn two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], \"Pray, Mr.\nBabbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers\ncome out?\"  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of\nideas that could provoke such a question.\n\t\t-- Charles Babbage\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11053,28,'\n\"One Architecture, One OS\" also translates as \"One Egg, One Basket\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11054,28,'\n\"One basic notion underlying Usenet is that it is a cooperative.\"\n\nHaving been on USENET for going on ten years, I disagree with this.\nThe basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.\n\t\t-- Chuq Von Rospach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11055,28,'\n\tOne day a student came to Moon and said, \"I understand how to make\na better garbage collector.  We must keep a reference count of the pointers\nto each cons.\"\n\tMoon patiently told the student the following story -- \"One day a\nstudent came to Moon and said, \"I understand how to make a better garbage\ncollector...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11056,28,'\nOne good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\nnever have to stop and answer the phone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11057,28,'\n... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,\nlacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of\ntheir C programs.\n\t\t-- Robert Firth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11058,28,'\nOne of the most overlooked advantages to computers is...  If they do\nfoul up, there\'s no law against whacking them around a little.\n\t\t-- Joe Martin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11059,28,'\n\tOne of the questions that comes up all the time is: How enthusiastic\nis our support for UNIX?\n\tUnix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago.\nToday, much of UNIX being done is done on our machines. Ten percent of our\nVAXs are going for UNIX use.  UNIX is a simple language, easy to understand,\neasy to get started with. It\'s great for students, great for somewhat casual\nusers, and it\'s great for interchanging programs between different machines.\nAnd so, because of its popularity in these markets, we support it.  We have\ngood UNIX on VAX and good UNIX on PDP-11s.\n\tIt is our belief, however, that serious professional users will run\nout of things they can do with UNIX. They\'ll want a real system and will end\nup doing VMS when they get to be serious about programming.\n\tWith UNIX, if you\'re looking for something, you can easily and quickly\ncheck that small manual and find out that it\'s not there.  With VMS, no matter\nwhat you look for -- it\'s literally a five-foot shelf of documentation -- if\nyou look long enough it\'s there.  That\'s the difference -- the beauty of UNIX\nis it\'s simple; and the beauty of VMS is that it\'s all there.\n\t\t-- Ken Olsen, president of DEC, DECWORLD Vol. 8 No. 5, 1984\n[It\'s been argued that the beauty of UNIX is the same as the beauty of Ken\nOlsen\'s brain.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11060,28,'\nOne person\'s error is another person\'s data.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11061,28,'\nOne picture is worth 128K words.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11062,28,'\nOnly great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n\nMost UNIX programmers are great masters of style.\n\t\t-- The Unnamed Usenetter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11063,28,'\nOnly the fittest survive. The vanquished acknowledge their unworthiness by \nplacing a classified ad with the ritual phrase \"must sell -- best offer,\" \nand thereafter dwell in infamy, relegated to discussing gas mileage and lawn\nfood.  But if successful, you join the elite sodality that spends hours \nunpurifying the dialect of the tribe with arcane talk of bits and bytes, RAMS\nand ROMS, hard disks and baud rates. Are you obnoxious, obsessed?  It\'s a \nmodest price to pay.  For you have tapped into the same awesome primal power \nthat produces credit-card billing errors and lost plane reservations.  Hail,\npostindustrial warrior, subduer of Bounceoids, pride of the cosmos, keeper of\nthe silicone creed: Computo, ergo sum.  The force is with you -- at 110 volts.\nMay your RAMS be fruitful and multiply.\n\t\t-- Curt Suplee, \"Smithsonian\", 4/83\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11064,28,'\nOS/2 Beer: Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS \nBeers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously \ntoo, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won\'t explode when you \nopen them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone \ndrinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer \nManufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11065,28,'\nOS/2 Skyways:\nThe terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling\nabout. The announcer says that their flight has just departed, wishes them a\ngood flight, though there are no planes on the runway. Airline personnel\nwalk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing\nfrom time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the\nfield. They tell each passenger how good the real flight will be on these\nnew jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but that they\nwill have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flight\nsystems. Maybe until mid-1995. Maybe longer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11066,28,'\n\"Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we\'ll do it, but don\'t make a big\nsystem, because we can\'t fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.\'\"\n\n\"TCP/IP is OK if you\'ve got a little informal club, and it doesn\'t make\nany difference if it takes a while to fix it.\"\n\t\t-- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11067,28,'\nOur documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.\nHe was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both\nholding bags of popcorn.  We were both holding bottles of juice.  But only\n*__\b\bhe* had a lollipop.\n\tHe asked his mother, \"Why doesn\'t HE have a lollipop?\"\n\tHer reply: \"He can have a lollipop any time he wants to.  That\'s\nwhat it means to be a programmer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11068,28,'\nOur informal mission is to improve the love life of operators worldwide.\n\t\t-- Peter Behrendt, president of Exabyte\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11069,28,'\nOur OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n\tThy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n\tIn kernel as it is in user!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11070,28,'\nOver the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the\nprogramming task.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11071,28,'\nOverall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two\ncomplementary directions:  to reduce the number of software errors through\nrigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the remaining\nerrors by providing for recovery from them.  An interesting footnote to this\ndesign is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be the\nresult of two program errors:  the first, in the program that started the\nproblem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the\nsystem.\n\t\t-- A.L. Scherr, \"Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage\n\t\t   Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and\n\t\t   Philosophies,\" IBM Systems Journal, Vol. 12, No. 4.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11072,28,'\nOverconfidence breeds error when we take for granted that the game will\ncontinue on its normal course; when we fail to provide for an unusually\npowerful resource -- a check, a sacrifice, a stalemate.  Afterwards the\nvictim may wail, `But who could have dreamt of such an idiotic-looking move?\'\n\t\t-- Fred Reinfeld, \"The Complete Chess Course\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11073,28,'\nOverflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11074,28,'\nOverload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11075,28,'\npanic: can\'t find /\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11076,28,'\npanic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped\t\t(only kidding)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11077,28,'\npanic: kernel trap (ignored)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11078,28,'\nPascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty.\n\t\t-- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11079,28,'\nPascal is not a high-level language.\n\t\t-- Steven Feiner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11080,28,'\n\"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat.\"\n\t\t-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11081,28,'\nPasswords are implemented as a result of insecurity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11082,28,'\nPause for storage relocation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11083,28,'\nPer buck you get more computing action with the small computer.\n\t\t-- R.W. Hamming\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11084,28,'\nPL/I -- \"the fatal disease\" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the\nsolution set.\n\t\t-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11085,28,'\nPlay Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11086,28,'\nPlease go away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11087,28,'\nPLUG IT IN!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11088,28,'\nPremature optimization is the root of all evil.\n\t\t-- D.E. Knuth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11089,28,'\n\tPrice Wang\'s programmer was coding software.  His fingers danced upon\nthe keyboard.  The program compiled without an error message, and the program\nran like a gentle wind.\n\tExcellent!\" the Price exclaimed, \"Your technique is faultless!\"\n\t\"Technique?\" said the programmer, turning from his terminal, \"What I\nfollow is the Tao -- beyond all technique.  When I first began to program I\nwould see before me the whole program in one mass.  After three years I no\nlonger saw this mass.  Instead, I used subroutines.  But now I see nothing.\nMy whole being exists in a formless void.  My senses are idle.  My spirit,\nfree to work without a plan, follows its own instinct.  In short, my program\nwrites itself.  True, sometimes there are difficult problems.  I see them\ncoming, I slow down, I watch silently.  Then I change a single line of code\nand the difficulties vanish like puffs of idle smoke.  I then compile the\nprogram.  I sit still and let the joy of the work fill my being.  I close my\neyes for a moment and then log off.\"\n\tPrice Wang said, \"Would that all of my programmers were as wise!\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11090,28,'\nProf:    So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data\n\t encryption standard and they came up with ...\nStudent: EBCDIC!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11091,28,'\nProfanity is the one language all programmers know best.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11092,28,'\nProgrammers do it bit by bit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11093,28,'\nProgrammers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without\ngiant listings; we would find it hard to use them.\n\t\t-- D.M. Ritchie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11094,28,'\nProgramming is an unnatural act.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11095,28,'\nProposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:\n\nBBW\tBranch Both Ways\nBEW\tBranch Either Way\nBBBF\tBranch on Bit Bucket Full\nBH\tBranch and Hang\nBMR\tBranch Multiple Registers\nBOB\tBranch On Bug\nBPO\tBranch on Power Off\nBST\tBackspace and Stretch Tape\nCDS\tCondense and Destroy System\nCLBR\tClobber Register\nCLBRI\tClobber Register Immediately\nCM\tCirculate Memory\nCMFRM\tCome From -- essential for truly structured programming\nCPPR\tCrumple Printer Paper and Rip\nCRN\tConvert to Roman Numerals\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11096,28,'\nProposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:\n\nDC\tDivide and Conquer\nDMPK\tDestroy Memory Protect Key\nDO\tDivide and Overflow\nEMPC\tEmulate Pocket Calculator\nEPI\tExecute Programmer Immediately\nEROS\tErase Read Only Storage\nEXCE\tExecute Customer Engineer\nHCF\tHalt and Catch Fire\nIBP\tInsert Bug and Proceed\nINSQSW\tInsert into queue somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])\nPBC\tPrint and Break Chain\nPDSK\tPunch Disk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11097,28,'\nProposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:\n\nPI\tPunch Invalid\nPOPI\tPunch Operator Immediately\nPVLC\tPunch Variable Length Card\nRASC\tRead And Shred Card\nRPM\tRead Programmers Mind\nRSSC\treduce speed, step carefully  (for improved accuracy)\nRTAB\tRewind tape and break\nRWDSK\trewind disk\nRWOC\tRead Writing On Card\nSCRBL\tscribble to disk  - faster than a write\nSLC\tSearch for Lost Chord\nSPSW\tScramble Program Status Word\nSRSD\tSeek Record and Scar Disk\nSTROM\tStore in Read Only Memory\nTDB\tTransfer and Drop Bit\nWBT\tWater Binary Tree\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11098,28,'\nPURGE COMPLETE.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11099,28,'\nPut no trust in cryptic comments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11100,28,'\nRADIO SHACK LEVEL II BASIC\nREADY\n>_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11101,28,'\nRAM wasn\'t built in a day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11102,28,'\nRattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I\nsaw at the airport ... Now I\'m remembering, those giant piles of computer\nmagazines right next to \"People\" and \"Time\" in the airport store.  Does\nit bother anyone else that half the world is being told all of our hard-won\nsecrets of computer technology?  Remember how all the lawyers cried foul\nwhen \"How to Avoid Probate\" was published?  Are they taking no-fault\ninsurance lying down?  No way!  But at the current rate it won\'t be long\nbefore there are stacks of the \"Transactions on Information Theory\" at the\nA&P checkout counters.  Who\'s going to be impressed with us electrical\nengineers then?  Are we, as the saying goes, giving away the store?\n\t\t-- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11103,28,'\nReactor error - core dumped!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11104,28,'\nReal computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic\nvalue but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is\nmuch too large to implement.  Most computer scientists don\'t notice\nthis because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11105,28,'\nReal computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.  Hardware has\nlimitations, software doesn\'t.  It\'s a real shame that Turing machines are\nso poor at I/O.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11106,28,'\nReal computer scientists don\'t comment their code.  The identifiers are\nso long they can\'t afford the disk space.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11107,28,'\nReal computer scientists don\'t program in assembler.  They don\'t write\nin anything less portable than a number two pencil.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11108,28,'\nReal computer scientists don\'t write code.  They occasionally tinker with\n`programming systems\', but those are so high level that they hardly count \n(and rarely count accurately; precision is for applications).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11109,28,'\nReal computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how\ncould they read their mail?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11110,28,'\nReal computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run\non future hardware.  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo\nsapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11111,28,'\nReal programmers disdain structured programming.  Structured programming is\nfor compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained.  They wear\nneckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11112,28,'\nReal programmers don\'t bring brown-bag lunches.  If the vending machine\ndoesn\'t sell it, they don\'t eat it.  Vending machines don\'t sell quiche.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11113,28,'\nReal programmers don\'t comment their code.  It was hard to write, it\nshould be hard to understand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11114,28,'\nReal programmers don\'t draw flowcharts.  Flowcharts are, after all, the\nilliterate\'s form of documentation.  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how\nmuch good it did them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11115,28,'\nReal Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11116,28,'\nReal Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires\nyou to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers\nwear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly\nspring up in the middle of the machine room.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11117,28,'\nReal programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in\nBASIC after reaching puberty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11118,28,'\nReal Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\ncrystallography weenies.  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11119,28,'\nReal Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t\ndecide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11120,28,'\nReal Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11121,28,'\nReal programs don\'t eat cache.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11122,28,'\nReal Programs don\'t use shared text.  Otherwise, how can they use functions\nfor scratch space after they are finished calling them?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11123,28,'\nReal software engineers don\'t debug programs, they verify correctness.\nThis process doesn\'t necessarily involve execution of anything on a\ncomputer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11124,28,'\nReal software engineers don\'t like the idea of some inexplicable and\ngreasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any\nmoment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that\nsystems could be virtual at *___\b\b\ball* levels.  They would like personal\ncomputers (you know no one\'s going to trip over something and kill your\nDFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their\nCorrectness Verification Aid packages.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11125,28,'\nReal software engineers work from 9 to 5, because that is the way the job is\ndescribed in the formal spec.  Working late would feel like using an\nundocumented external procedure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11126,28,'\nReal Users are afraid they\'ll break the machine -- but they\'re never\nafraid to break your face.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11127,28,'\nReal Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts\ndown the system for days.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11128,28,'\nReal Users hate Real Programmers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11129,28,'\nReal Users know your home telephone number.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11130,28,'\nReal Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program\ndoesn\'t deliver it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11131,28,'\nReal Users never use the Help key.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11132,28,'\nRecursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11133,28,'\nRemember the good old days, when CPU was singular?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11134,28,'\nRemember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn\'t\nhave an established user base.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11135,28,'\nRemember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n\t\t-- Mt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11136,28,'\nRemember: use logout to logout.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11137,28,'\n\tRisch\'s decision procedure for integration, not surprisingly,\nuses a recursion on the number and type of the extensions from the\nrational functions needed to represent the integrand.  Although the\nalgorithm follows and critically depends upon the appropriate structure\nof the input, as in the case of multivariate factorization, we cannot\nclaim that the algorithm is a natural one.  In fact, the creator of\ndifferential algebra, Ritt, committed suicide in the early 1950\'s,\nlargely, it is claimed, because few paid attention to his work.  Probably\nhe would have received more attention had he obtained the algorithm as well.\n\t\t-- Joel Moses, \"Algorithms and Complexity\", ed. J.F. Traub\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11138,28,'\nRow, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11139,28,'\nSave energy:  Drive a smaller shell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11140,28,'\nSave gas, don\'t use the shell.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11141,28,'\nSave yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11142,28,'\nSay \"twenty-three-skiddoo\" to logout.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11143,28,'\nSCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!\n\t\t-- Ken Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11144,28,'\nScience is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11145,28,'\nScientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.\nThey had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was\nbuilt. Finally the big day was at hand.  All the computers were linked\ntogether.  They asked the question, \"Is there a God?\".  Lights started\nblinking, flashing and blinking some more.  Suddenly, there was a loud\ncrash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky, struck the\ncomputers, and welded all the connections permanently together.  \"There\nis now\", came the reply.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11146,28,'\nScotty:\tCaptain, we din\' can reference it!\nKirk:\tAnalysis, Mr. Spock?\nSpock:\tCaptain, it doesn\'t appear in the symbol table.\nKirk:\tThen it\'s of external origin?\nSpock:\tAffirmative.\nKirk:\tMr. Sulu, go to pass two.\nSulu:\tAye aye, sir, going to pass two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11147,28,'\n\"Section 2.4.3.5   AWNS   (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).\n\tIn AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a\nmultiline message byte.\n\tIn AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message\nmust be sent passive true.\n\tThe AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:\n\t(1)  The ANRS if DAV is false\n\t(2)  The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:\n\t\t(a)  The LADS is active\n\t\t(b)  Nor LACS is active\"\n\n\t\t-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for\n\t\t   Programmable Instrumentation\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11148,28,'\nSecurity check: INTRUDER ALERT!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11149,28,'\nSeems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were\ndriving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.  They screamed down the\nmountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by\nluck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged\nrocks.  They all got out of the car:\n        The computer engineer said, \"I think I can fix it.\"\n        The systems analyst said, \"No, no, I think we should take it\ninto town and have a specialist look at it.\"\n        The programmer said, \"OK, but first I think we should get back\nin and see if it does it again.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11150,28,'\n\t\t\t\tSEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT\n\nTitle:\t\tAre Frogs Turing Compatible?\nSpeaker:\tDon \"The Lion\" Knuth\n\n\t\t\t\tABSTRACT\n\tSeveral researchers at the University of Louisiana have been studying\nthe computing power of various amphibians, frogs in particular.  The problem\nof frog computability has become a critical issue that ranges across all areas\nof computer science.  It has been shown that anything computable by an amphi-\nbian community in a fixed-size pond is computable by a frog in the same-size\npond -- that is to say, frogs are Pond-space complete.  We will show that\nthere is a log-space, polywog-time reduction from any Turing machine program\nto a frog.  We will suggest these represent a proper subset of frog-computable\nfunctions.\n\tThis is not just a let\'s-see-how-far-those-frogs-can-jump seminar.\nThis is only for hardcore amphibian-computation people and their colleagues.\n\tRefreshments will be served.  Music will be played.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11151,28,'\nSend some filthy mail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11152,28,'\nSendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root.\n\t\t-- Eric Allman, \"Sendmail Installation Guide\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11153,28,'\n\tSeveral students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.\n\tThe first student to try to do this was a math student.  \"Hmmm...\nWell, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all\nthe odd integers are prime.\"\n\tThe second student to try was a man of physics who commented, \"I\'m not\nsure of the validity of your proof, but I think I\'ll try to prove it by\nexperiment.\"  He continues, \"Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is\nprime, 9 is...  uh, 9 is... uh, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13\nis prime...  Well, it seems that you\'re right.\"\n\tThe third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded,\n\"Well, to be honest, actually, I\'m not sure of your answer either.  Let\'s\nsee...  1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... uh, 9 is...\nwell, if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...  Well, it\ndoes seem right.\"\n\tNot to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says\n\"Well, you two sort\'ve got the right idea, but you\'ll end up taking too long!\nI\'ve just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it.\"  He goes over to\nhis terminal and runs his program.  Reading the output on the screen he says,\n\"1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11154,28,'\nShe sells cshs by the cshore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11155,28,'\nShopping at this grody little computer store at the Galleria for a\ntotally awwwesome Apple.  Fer suuure.  I mean Apples are nice you know?\nBut, you know, there is this cute guy who works there and HE says that\nVAX\'s are cooler!  I mean I don\'t really know, you know? He says that he\nhas this totally tubular VAX at home and it\'s stuffed with memory-to-the-max!\nRight, yeah.  And he wants to take me home to show it to me.  Oh My God!\nI\'m suuure.  Gag me with a Prime!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11156,28,'\nSimulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials.\n\t\t-- Hubert Kirrman\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11160,28,'\nSlowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11161,28,'\nSo you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality\nall core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have\ntomorrow, why, it already happened.  You see, it\'s just a little universal\nrecursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of\nthe instant.  So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment\nand cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of\neternity, the anti-time.  So go to sleep...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11162,28,'\nSoftware production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run\nlike a staff function.\n\t\t-- Paul Licker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11163,28,'\nSoftware suppliers are trying to make their software packages more\n\"user-friendly\".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all\nthe old brochures, and stamp the words, \"user-friendly\" on the cover.\n\t\t-- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.\n\t[Pot. Kettle. Black.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11164,28,'\nSome of my readers ask me what a \"Serial Port\" is.\nThe answer is: I don\'t know.\nIs it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11165,28,'\nSome people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you\nonly have to climb it once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11166,28,'\nSome programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11167,28,'\nSomebody\'s terminal is dropping bits.  I found a pile of them over in the\ncorner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11168,28,'\n\tSomething mysterious is formed, born in the silent void.  Waiting\nalone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion.  It is\nthe source of all programs.  I do not know its name, so I will call it the\nTao of Programming.\n\tIf the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.  If the\noperating system is great, then the compiler is great.  If the compiler is\ngreater, then the applications is great.  The user is pleased and there is\nharmony in the world.\n\tThe Tao of Programming flows far away and returns on the wind of\nmorning.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11169,28,'\nSpeaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure\nthat only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing,\nall-encompassing monster.  Allocate an array and free the middle third?\nSure!  Why not?  Multiply a character string times a bit string and assign the\nresult to a float decimal?  Go ahead!  Free a controlled variable procedure\nparameter and reallocate it before passing it back?  Overlay three different\ntypes of variable on the same memory location?  Anything you say!  Write a\nrecursive macro?  Well, no, but Real Men use rescan.  How could a language\nso obviously designed and written by Real Men not be intended for Real Man use?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11170,28,'\n***** Special AI Seminar (abstract)\n\nIt has been widely recognized that AI programs require expert knowledge \nin order to perform well in complex domains.  But knowledge alone is not\nsufficient for some applications; wisdom is needed as well.  Accordingly, \nwe have developed a new approach to artificial intelligence which we call \n\"wisdom engineering\".  As a test of our ideas, we have written IMMANUEL, a \nwisdom based system for the task domain of western philosophical thought.  \nIMMANUEL was supplied initially with 200 wisdom units which contained wisdom \nabout such elementary concepts as mind, matter, being, nothingness, and so \nforth.  IMMANUEL was then allowed to run freely, guided by the heuristic \nrules contained in its heterarchically organized meta wisdom base.  IMMANUEL \nsucceeded in rediscovering most of the important philosophical ideas developed \nin western culture over the course of the last 25 centuries, including those \nunderlying Plato\'s theory of government, Kant\'s metaphysics, Nietzsche\'s theory\nof value, and Husserl\'s phenomenology.  In this seminar, we will describe \nIMMANUEL\'s achievements and internal architecture.  We will also briefly \ndiscuss our recent efforts to apply wisdom engineering to oil exploration.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11171,28,'\nStaff meeting in the conference room in ');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11172,28,'d minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11173,28,'\nStaff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11174,28,'\nStandards are crucial.  And the best thing about standards is: there are\nso ____\b\b\b\bmany to choose from!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11175,28,'\nStill a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle\nNahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad\nso he could breed boneless shad.  His experiment backfired too, and he\nwound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble.  There\'s\nvery little call for those up there.\n\t\t-- Allucquere R. \"Sandy\" Stone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11176,28,'\nStinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.\n\t\t-- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11177,28,'\n\tStop!  Whoever crosseth the bridge of Death, must answer first\nthese questions three, ere the other side he see!\n\n\t\"What is your name?\"\n\t\"Sir Brian of Bell.\"\n\t\"What is your quest?\"\n\t\"I seek the Holy Grail.\"\n\t\"What are four lowercase letters that are not legal flag arguments\nto the Berkeley UNIX version of `ls\'?\"\n\t\"I, er.... AIIIEEEEEE!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11178,28,'\n\t*** STUDENT SUCCESSES ***\n\nMany of our students have gone on to achieve great success in all fields of\nprogramming.  One former student developed the concept of the personalized\nform letter.  Does the phrase, \"Dear Mr.(insert name), You may already be a\nwinner!,\" sound familiar?  Another student writes \"After only five lessons I\nsold a \"My Most Unforgettable Program\" article to Corrosive Computing magazine.\nAnother of our graduates writes, \"I recently completed a database-management\nprogram for my department manager.  My program touched him so deeply that he\nwas speechless.  He told me later that he had never seen such a program in\nhis entire career.  Thank you, Famous Programmers\' school; only you could\nhave made this possible.\"  Send for our introductory brochure which explains\nin vague detail the operation of the Famous Programmers\' School, and you\'ll\nbe eligible to win a possible chance to enter a drawing, the winner of which\ncan vie for a set of free steak knives.  If you don\'t do it now, you\'ll hate\nyourself in the morning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11179,28,'\nSuch efforts are almost always slow, laborious, political, petty, boring,\nponderous, thankless, and of the utmost criticality.\n\t-- Leonard Kleinrock, on standards efforts\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11180,28,'\nSuppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same\nrate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more\nefficient would the current models be?  If you have not already heard the\nanalogy, the answer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a\nRolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and\nit would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you\nwere interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on\na pinhead.\n\t\t-- Christopher Evans\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11181,28,'\nSwap read error.  You lose your mind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11182,28,'\nSyntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11183,28,'\nSystem checkpoint complete.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11184,28,'\nSystem going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11185,28,'\nSystem going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11186,28,'\nSystem going down in 5 minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11187,28,'\nSystem restarting, wait...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11188,28,'\n\t*** System shutdown message from root ***\n\nSystem going down in 60 seconds\n\n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11189,28,'\nSystems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad\ninfinitum -- which is why we\'re always starting over.\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11190,28,'\nSystems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.\n\t\t-- R.S. Barton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11191,28,'\nTesting can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence.\n\t\t-- Dijkstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11192,28,'\nTeX is potentially the most significant invention in typesetting in this\ncentury.  It introduces a standard language for computer typography, and in\nterms of importance could rank near the introduction of the Gutenberg press.\n\t\t-- Gordon Bell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11193,28,'\n\"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even\none which cannot be justified on any other grounds.\"\n\t\t-- J. Finnegan, USC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11194,28,'\nThat does not compute.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11195,28,'\n... that the notions of \"hardware\", and \"software\" should be extended by\nthe notion of LIVEWARE - being that which produces software for use on\nhardware.  This produces an obvious extension to the concept of MONITORS.\nA liveware monitor is a person dedicated to the task of ensuring that the\nliveware does not interfere with the real-time processes, invoking the\nREAL-TIME EXECUTIONER to delete liveware that adversely affects ...\n\t\t-- Linden and Wihelminalaan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11196,28,'\n\t\"That\'s right; the upper-case shift works fine on the screen, but\nthey\'re not coming out on the damn printer...  Hold?  Sure, I\'ll hold.\"\n\t\t-- e.e. cummings last service call\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11197,28,'\nThat\'s the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they\nreally hate is lousy programmers.\n\t\t-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in \"Oath of Fealty\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11198,28,'\nThe \"cutting edge\" is getting rather dull.\n\t\t-- Andy Purshottam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11199,28,'\nThe 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.\n\t\t-- R.B. Greenberg [referring to PDPs?]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11200,28,'\nThe absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing.\n\t\t-- T. Cheatham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11201,28,'\nThe algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.\nFor you systems people, that means it\'s *real slow*.\n\t\t-- Bart Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11202,28,'\n\"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty.  You might want to mug\nsomeone with it.\"\n\t\t-- M. Devine, Computer Science 340\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11203,28,'\nThe Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard\nloom weaves flowers and leaves.\n\t\t-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11204,28,'\n\"The bad reputation UNIX has gotten is totally undeserved, laid on by people\nwho don\'t understand, who have not gotten in there and tried anything.\"\n\t\t-- Jim Joyce, owner of Jim Joyce\'s UNIX Bookstore\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11205,28,'\nThe beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.\n\t\t-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike\n\n\t[If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I\n\t believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses \"Forget Only\n\t Memory\".  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11206,28,'\nThe best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\nbut that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11207,28,'\nThe best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11208,28,'\nThe bogosity meter just pegged.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11209,28,'\nThe Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a\ndigital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top\nof a mountain or in the petals of a flower.  To think otherwise is to demean\nthe Buddha -- which is to demean oneself.\n\t\t-- Robert Pirsig, \"Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11210,28,'\nThe bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only\nthe inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.\n\t\t-- Kay Bostic\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11211,28,'\n\"The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of\nassembly language with the power of assembly language.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11212,28,'\nThe clothes have no emperor.\n\t\t-- C.A.R. Hoare, commenting on ADA.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11213,28,'\nThe computer industry is journalists in their 20\'s standing in awe of\nentrepreneurs in their 30\'s who are hiring salesmen in their 40\'s and\n50\'s and paying them in the 60\'s and 70\'s to bring their marketing into\nthe 80\'s.\n\t\t-- Marty Winston\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11214,28,'\nThe computer is to the information industry roughly what the\ncentral power station is to the electrical industry.\n\t\t-- Peter Drucker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11215,28,'\n\"The Computer made me do it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11216,28,'\nThe computing field is always in need of new cliches.\n\t\t-- Alan Perlis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11217,28,'\nThe connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems\nand solutions we can imagine is very close.  For this reason restricting\nlanguage features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best\ndangerous.\n\t\t-- Bjarne Stroustrup\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11218,28,'\nThe day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of\nus who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching\nCharlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11219,28,'\nThe debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11220,28,'\nThe difference between art and science is that science is what we\nunderstand well enough to explain to a computer.  Art is everything else.\n\t\t-- Donald Knuth, \"Discover\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11221,28,'\nThe disks are getting full; purge a file today.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11222,28,'\n\"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute\' or `Thou Shalt Not\nCompute\' -- I forget which.\"\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11223,28,'\n\tThe FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES\n\nSPECIES:\tCranial Males\nSUBSPECIES:\tThe Hacker (homo computatis)\nCourtship & Mating:\n\tDue to extreme deprivation, HOMO COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual\n\tstate of sexual readiness.  Courtship behavior alternates between\n\tawkward shyness and abrupt advances.  When he finally mates, he\n\tchooses a female engineer with an unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and\n\ta complete collection of Campbell\'s soup-can recipes.\nTrack:\n\tTrash cans full of pale green and white perforated paper and old\n\tcopies of the Allen-Bradley catalog.\nComments:\n\tExtremely fond of bad puns and jokes that need long explanations.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11224,28,'\n\tThe FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES\n\nSPECIES:\tCranial Males\nSUBSPECIES:\tThe Hacker (homo computatis)\nDescription:\n\tGangly and frail, the hacker has a high forehead and thinning hair.\n\tHead disproportionately large and crooked forward, complexion wan and\n\tsightly gray from CRT illumination.  He has heavy black-rimmed glasses\n\tand a look of intense concentration, which may be due to a software\n\tproblem or to a pork-and-bean breakfast.\nFeathering:\n\tHOMO COMPUTATIS saw a Brylcreem ad fifteen years ago and believed it.\n\tConsequently, crest is greased down, except for the cowlick.\nSong:\n\tA rather plaintive \"Is it up?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11225,28,'\n\tThe FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES\n\nSPECIES:\tCranial Males\nSUBSPECIES:\tThe Hacker (homo computatis)\nPlumage:\n\tAll clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the\n\ttop of the laundry basket.  Style varies with status.  Hacker managers\n\twear gray polyester slacks, pink or pastel shirts with wide collars,\n\tand paisley ties; staff wears cinched-up baggy corduroy pants, white\n\tor blue shirts with button-down collars, and penholder in pocket.\n\tBoth managers and staff wear running shoes to work, and a black\n\tplastic digital watch with calculator.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11226,28,'\nThe first time, it\'s a KLUDGE!\nThe second, a trick.\nLater, it\'s a well-established technique!\n\t\t-- Mike Broido, Intermetrics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11227,28,'\nThe first version always gets thrown away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11228,28,'\nThe flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation.\n\t\t-- Frederick Brooks, \"The Mythical Man Month\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11229,28,'\nThe following quote is from page 4-27 of the MSCP Basic Disk Functions\nManual which is part of the UDA50 Programmers Doc Kit manuals:\n\nAs stated above, the host area of a disk is structured as a vector of\nlogical blocks.  From a performance viewpoint, however, it is more\nappropriate to view the host area as a four dimensional hyper-cube, the\nfour dimensions being cylinder, group, track, and sector.\n. . .\nReferring to our hyper-cube analogy, the set of potentially accessible\nblocks form a line parallel to the track axis.  This line moves\nparallel to the sector axis, wrapping around when it reaches the edge\nof the hyper-cube.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11230,28,'\nThe fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip\nobjects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air\ndue to levitation.\n\tTeleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur\nif the character does not have fire resistance.\n\t\t-- README file from the NetHack game\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11231,28,'\nThe goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at\nleast until we\'ve finished building it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11232,28,'\nThe Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April\n1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above\nthe ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps.  Members will grep\neach other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered\nchroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek\nnice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od.  Three\ndays will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo.  Two\nseconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-\nfriendly features of Unix.  Seminars include \"Everything You Know is\nWrong\", led by Tom Kempson, \"Batman or Cat:man?\" led by Richie Dennis\n\"cc C?  Si!  Si!\" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and \"Document Unix, Are You\nKidding?\" led by Jan Yeats.  No Reader Service No. is necessary because\nall GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we\ncould tell them.\n\t\t-- \"Get GUMMed,\" Dr. Dobb\'s Journal, June \'84\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11233,28,'\n\t\tThe Guy on the Right Doesn\'t Stand a Chance\nThe guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system\nin a portable package the size of a briefcase.  The guy on the left has an\nUzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case.  Also in the case are four\nfully loaded, 32-round clips of 125-grain 9mm ammunition.  The owner of the\nUzi is going to get more tactical firepower delivered -- and delivered on\ntarget -- in less time, and with less effort.  All for $795. It\'s inevitable.\nIf you\'re going up against some guy with an Osborne 1 -- or any personal \ncomputer -- he\'s the one who\'s in trouble.  One round from an Uzi can zip\nthrough ten inches of solid pine wood, so you can imagine what it will do\nto structural foam acrylic and sheet aluminum.  In fact, detachable magazines \nfor the Uzi are available in 25-, 32-, and 40-round capacities, so you can \ntake out an entire office full of Apple II or IBM Personal Computers tied\ninto Ethernet or other local-area networks.  What about the new 16-bit\ncomputers, like the Lisa and Fortune?  Even with the Winchester backup, \nthey\'re no match for the Uzi.  One quick burst and they\'ll find out what \nUnix means.  Make your commanding officer proud.  Get an Uzi -- and come home\na winner in the fight for office automatic weapons.\n\t\t-- \"InfoWorld\", June, 1984\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11234,28,'\nThe human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity\n-- the rest is overhead for the operating system.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11235,28,'\nThe IBM 2250 is impressive ...\nif you compare it with a system selling for a tenth its price.\n\t\t-- D. Cohen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11236,28,'\nThe IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term \"twisted pair\".\n\t\t-- Howard Anderson, \"Yankee Group\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11237,28,'\nThe idea that an arbitrary naive human should be able to properly use a given\ntool without training or understanding is even more wrong for computing than\nit is for other tools (e.g. automobiles, airplanes, guns, power saws).\n\t\t-- Doug Gwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11238,28,'\nThe last time somebody said, \"I find I can write much better with a word\nprocessor.\", I replied, \"They used to say the same thing about drugs.\"\n\t\t-- Roy Blount, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11239,28,'\nThe less time planning, the more time programming.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11240,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #10: SIMPLE\n\nSIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot\'s Monopurpose Programming Language\nEnvironment.  This language, developed at the Hanover College for\nTechnological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write code\nwith errors in it.  The statements are, therefore, confined to BEGIN,\nEND and STOP.  No matter how you arrange the statements, you can\'t make\na syntax error.  Programs written in SIMPLE do nothing useful.  Thus\nthey achieve the results of programs written in other languages without\nthe tedious, frustrating process of testing and debugging.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11241,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP\n\nThis otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of\nan \"S\" in its character set; users must substitute \"TH\".  LITHP is said\nto be useful in protheththing lithtth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11242,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13: SLOBOL\n\nSLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.\nAlthough many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they\ncompile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the\ncoffee.  Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom\nsitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to\ncompile.  Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn to a related (but\ninfinitely faster) language, COCAINE.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11243,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL\n\n\tVALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the\nindustry.  VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW.\nVariables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.  Other\noperators include the \"California booleans\", AX and NOWAY.  Loops are\naccomplished with the FOR SURE construct.  A simple example:\n\n\tLIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START\n\tIF PIZZA\t=LIKE BITCHEN AND\n\tGUY\t\t=LIKE TUBULAR AND\n\tVALLEY GIRL\t=LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2\n\tTHEN\n\t\tFOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100\n\t\t\tDO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)\n\t\tSURE\n\tLIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE\n\tGOTO THE MALL\n\n\tVALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages.  For\nexample, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the\nmessage GAG ME WITH A SPOON!  A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY\nAWESOME!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11244,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO\n\n\tDeveloped at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO\nDOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets.  DOGO commands include\nSIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER.  An innovative feature of DOGO is \"puppy\ngraphics\", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as\nit travels across the screen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11245,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #16: C-\n\nThis language was named for the grade received by its creator when he\nsubmitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class.  C- is best\ndescribed as a \"low-level\" programming language.  In fact, the language\ngenerally requires more C- statements than machine-code statements to\nexecute a given task.  In this respect, it is very similar to COBOL.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11246,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #17: SARTRE\n\nNamed after the late existential philosopher, SARTRE is an extremely\nunstructured language.  Statements in SARTRE have no purpose; they just are.\nThus SARTRE programs are left to define their own functions. SARTRE\nprogrammers tend to be boring and depressed, and are no fun at parties.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11247,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18: FIFTH\n\nFIFTH is a precision mathematical language in which the data types\nrefer to quantity.  The data types range from CC, OUNCE, SHOT, and\nJIGGER to FIFTH (hence the name of the language), LITER, MAGNUM and\nBLOTTO.  Commands refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS, CHARDONNAY,\nCABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH, VODKA, SCOTCH, and WHATEVERSAROUND.\n\nThe many versions of the FIFTH language reflect the sophistication and\nfinancial status of its users.  Commands in the ELITE dialect include\nVSOP and LAFITE, while commands in the GUTTER dialect include HOOTCH\nand RIPPLE. The latter is a favorite of frustrated FORTH programmers\nwho end up using this language.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11248,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #2: RENE\n\nNamed after the famous French philosopher and mathematician Rene DesCartes,\nRENE is a language used for artificial intelligence.  The language is being\ndeveloped at the Chicago Center of Machine Politics and Programming under a\ngrant from the Jane Byrne Victory Fund.  A spokesman described the language\nas \"Just as great as dis [sic] city of ours.\"\n\nThe center is very pleased with progress to date.  They say they have almost\nsucceeded in getting a VAX to think. However, sources inside the\norganization say that each time the machine fails to think it ceases to exist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11249,28,'\n\tTHE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #8: LAIDBACK\n\nThis language was developed at the Marin County Center for T\'ai Chi,\nMellowness and Computer Programming (now defunct), as an alternative to\nthe more intense atmosphere in nearby Silicon Valley.\n\nThe center was ideal for programmers who liked to soak in hot tubs while\nthey worked.  Unfortunately few programmers could survive there because the\ncenter outlawed Pizza and Coca-Cola in favor of Tofu and Perrier.\n\nMany mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because of its reputation as a gentle and\nnon-threatening language since all error messages are in lower case.  For\nexample, LAIDBACK responded to syntax errors with the message:\n\n\t\"i hate to bother you, but i just can\'t relate to that.  can\n\tyou find the time to try it again?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11250,28,'\nThe Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11251,28,'\n\tThe Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the\nmaster programmer to examine.  The magician wheeled a large black box into the\nmaster\'s office while the master waited in silence.\n\t\"This is an integrated, distributed, general-purpose workstation,\"\nbegan the magician, \"ergonomically designed with a proprietary operating\nsystem, sixth generation languages, and multiple state of the art user\ninterfaces.  It took my assistants several hundred man years to construct.\nIs it not amazing?\"\n\tThe master raised his eyebrows slightly. \"It is indeed amazing,\" he\nsaid.\n\t\"Corporate Headquarters has commanded,\" continued the magician, \"that\neveryone use this workstation as a platform for new programs.  Do you agree\nto this?\"\n\t\"Certainly,\" replied the master, \"I will have it transported to the\ndata center immediately!\"  And the magician returned to his tower, well\npleased.\n\tSeveral days later, a novice wandered into the office of the master\nprogrammer and said, \"I cannot find the listing for my new program.  Do\nyou know where it might be?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" replied the master, \"the listings are stacked on the platform\nin the data center.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11252,28,'\n\tThe master programmer moves from program to program without fear.  No\nchange in management can harm him.  He will not be fired, even if the project\nis canceled. Why is this?  He is filled with the Tao.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11253,28,'\nThe meat is rotten, but the booze is holding out.\n\nComputer translation of \"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11254,28,'\nThe meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to\ndevise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation.\n\t\t-- Lew Mammel, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11255,28,'\nThe misnaming of fields of study is so common as to lead to what might be\ngeneral systems laws.  For example, Frank Harary once suggested the law that\nany field that had the word \"science\" in its name was guaranteed thereby\nnot to be a science.  He would cite as examples Military Science, Library\nScience, Political Science, Homemaking Science, Social Science, and Computer\nScience.  Discuss the generality of this law, and possible reasons for its\npredictive power.\n\t\t-- Gerald Weinberg, \"An Introduction to General Systems\n\t\t   Thinking\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11256,28,'\nThe more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the\nlower the mailing cost.\n\t\t-- S. Kelly-Bootle, \"The Devil\'s DP Dictionary\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11257,28,'\nThe most important early product on the way to developing a good product\nis an imperfect version.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11258,28,'\nThe moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11259,28,'\nThe net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded\nin it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but\noccasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that!\n\t-- James \'Kibo\' Parry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11260,28,'\nThe New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,\nin the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.\n\n\tBut let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay:\n\tfor whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.\n\t\t-- Matthew 5:37\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11261,28,'\nThe next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have\nhis head knocked off.\n\t\t-- Bill Conrad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11262,28,'\nThe nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.\n\t\t-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11263,28,'\nThe nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn\'t run faster at night.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11264,28,'\nThe notion of a \"record\" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column\ncard.\n\t\t-- Dennis M. Ritchie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11265,28,'\nThe number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.\n\t\t-- Ralph Hartley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11266,28,'\nThe number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional\nto the number of bugs in their code.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11267,28,'\nThe number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.\n\t-- The Unix Programmer\'s Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11268,28,'\nThe only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is\nthat the car salesman knows he\'s lying.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11269,28,'\nThe only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11270,28,'\nThe only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11271,28,'\nThe party adjourned to a hot tub, yes.  Fully clothed, I might add.\n\t\t-- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11272,28,'\nThe personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip\nmarket.  Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and\nis fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose\"\n\t\t-- James Finke, Commodore Int\'l Ltd., 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11273,28,'\nThe primary function of the design engineer is to make things\ndifficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11274,28,'\nThe primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants;\ninstead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the\nvariable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead\nof the longer form of the constant.  This also simplifies modifying the\nprogram, should the value of pi change.\n\t\t-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11275,28,'\n\tThe problem with engineers is that they tend to cheat in order to\nget results.\n\tThe problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy\nproblems in order to get results.\n\tThe problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at\ntoy problems in order to get results.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11276,28,'\nThe problems of business administration in general, and database management in\nparticular are much to difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded\nwith sloppy english.\n\t\t-- Edsger Dijkstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11277,28,'\nThe program isn\'t debugged until the last user is dead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11278,28,'\n\tThe programmers of old were mysterious and profound.  We cannot fathom\ntheir thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance.\n\tAware, like a fox crossing the water.  Alert, like a general on the\nbattlefield.  Kind, like a hostess greeting her guests. Simple, like uncarved\nblocks of wood.  Opaque, like black pools in darkened caves.\n\tWho can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds?\n\tThe answer exists only in the Tao.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11279,28,'\nThe proof that IBM didn\'t invent the car is that it has a steering wheel\nand an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a horse.\n\t\t-- Jac Goudsmit\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11280,28,'\nThe question of whether computers can think is just like the question of\nwhether submarines can swim.\n\t\t-- Edsger W. Dijkstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11281,28,'\nThe reason computer chips are so small is computers don\'t eat much.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11282,28,'\nThe relative importance of files depends on their cost in terms of the\nhuman effort needed to regenerate them.\n\t\t-- T.A. Dolotta\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11283,28,'\nThe road to hell is paved with NAND gates.\n\t\t-- J. Gooding\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11284,28,'\n\tThe salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the\nforest, hunting bear.  They\'d rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took\ntheir backpacks off and put them inside.  At which point the salesman turned\nto his friend, and said, \"You unpack while I go and find us a bear.\"\n\tPuzzled, the analyst finished unpacking and then went and sat down\non the porch.  Soon he could hear rustling noises in the forest.  The noises\ngot nearer -- and louder -- and suddenly there was the salesman, running like\nhell across the clearing toward the cabin, pursued by one of the largest and\nmost ferocious grizzly bears the analyst had ever seen.\n\t\"Open the door!\", screamed the salesman.\n\tThe analyst whipped open the door, and the salesman ran to the door,\nsuddenly stopped, and stepped aside.  The bear, unable to stop, continued\nthrough the door and into the cabin.  The salesman slammed the door closed\nand grinned at his friend.  \"Got him!\", he exclaimed, \"now, you skin this\none and I\'ll go rustle us up another!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11285,28,'\nThe sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone\nbeat their head on the keyboard.  After working with it... I can see why!\n\t\t-- Harry Skelton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11286,28,'\nThe so-called \"desktop metaphor\" of today\'s workstations is instead an\n\"airplane-seat\" metaphor.  Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of papers\nwhile seated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference --\none can see only a very few things at once.\n\t\t-- Fred Brooks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11287,28,'\nThe steady state of disks is full.\n\t\t-- Ken Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11288,28,'\n\t\t      THE STORY OF CREATION\n\t\t\t       or\n\t\t\t THE MYTH OF URK\n\nIn the beginning there was data.  The data was without form and null, and\ndarkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving\nover the face of the market.  And DEC said, \"Let there be registers;\" and\nthere were registers.  And DEC saw that they carried; and DEC separated the\ndata from the instructions.  DEC called the data Stack, and the instructions\nthey called Code.  And there was evening and there was morning, one interrupt\n...\n\t\t-- Rico Tudor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11289,28,'\nThe system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11290,28,'\nThe system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11291,28,'\nThe Tao doesn\'t take sides;\nit gives birth to both wins and losses.\nThe Guru doesn\'t take sides;\nshe welcomes both hackers and lusers.\n\nThe Tao is like a stack:\nthe data changes but not the structure.\nthe more you use it, the deeper it becomes;\nthe more you talk of it, the less you understand.\n\nHold on to the root.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11292,28,'\nThe Tao is like a glob pattern:\nused but never used up.\nIt is like the extern void:\nfilled with infinite possibilities.\n\nIt is masked but always present.\nI don\'t know who built to it.\nIt came before the first kernel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11293,28,'\nThe tao that can be tar(1)ed\nis not the entire Tao.\nThe path that can be specified \nis not the Full Path.\n\nWe declare the names\nof all variables and functions.\nYet the Tao has no type specifier.\n\nDynamically binding, you realize the magic.\nStatically binding, you see only the hierarchy.\n\nYet magic and hierarchy\narise from the same source,\nand this source has a null pointer.\n\nReference the NULL within NULL,\nit is the gateway to all wizardry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11294,28,'\nThe trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what\nyou want.\n\t\t-- D. Cohen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11295,28,'\nThe UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to\nhang yourself.  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11296,28,'\nThe use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems\nis a symptom of professional immaturity.\n\t\t-- Edsger Dijkstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11297,28,'\nThe use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be\nregarded as a criminal offence.\n\t\t-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11298,28,'\nThe value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11299,28,'\n\tThe wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it.  The average\nprogrammer is told about the Tao and searches for it.  The foolish programmer\nis told about the Tao and laughs at it.  If it were not for laughter, there\nwould be no Tao.\n\tThe highest sounds are the hardest to hear.  Going forward is a way to\nretreat.  Greater talent shows itself late in life.  Even a perfect program\nstill has bugs.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11300,28,'\nThe work [of software development] is becoming far easier (i.e. the tools\nwe\'re using work at a higher level, more removed from machine, peripheral\nand operating system imperatives) than it was twenty years ago, and because\nof this, knowledge of the internals of a system may become less accessible.\nWe may be able to dig deeper holes, but unless we know how to build taller\nladders, we had best hope that it does not rain much.\n\t\t-- Paul Licker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11301,28,'\nThe world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11302,28,'\nThe world is coming to an end.  Please log off.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11303,28,'\nThe world is not octal despite DEC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11304,28,'\nThe world will end in 5 minutes.  Please log out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11305,28,'\nThe young lady had an unusual list,\nLinked in part to a structural weakness.\nShe set no preconditions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11306,28,'\nTHEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11307,28,'\n... there are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.  These guys\nhave a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants\nor doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex\nlayers that are going to be agreed upon.\n\t\t-- Craig Burton of Novell, Network World\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11308,28,'\nThere are never any bugs you haven\'t found yet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11309,28,'\nThere are new messages.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11310,28,'\nThere are no games on this system.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11311,28,'\nThere are running jobs.  Why don\'t you go chase them?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11312,28,'\nThere are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11313,28,'\nThere are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away from\nthe sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded Star\nTrek 3.2 into our video processor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11314,28,'\nThere are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.\nWe don\'t believe this to be a coincidence.\n\t\t-- Jeremy S. Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11315,28,'\nThere are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make\nit so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to\nmake it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.\n\t\t-- C.A.R. Hoare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11316,28,'\nThere are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11317,28,'\nThere has also been some work to allow the interesting use of macro names.\nFor example, if you wanted all of your \"creat()\" calls to include read\npermissions for everyone, you could say\n\n\t#define creat(file, mode)\tcreat(file, mode | 0444)\n\n\tI would recommend against this kind of thing in general, since it\nhides the changed semantics of \"creat()\" in a macro, potentially far away\nfrom its uses.\n\tTo allow this use of macros, the preprocessor uses a process that\nis worth describing, if for no other reason than that we get to use one of\nthe more amusing terms introduced into the C lexicon.  While a macro is\nbeing expanded, it is temporarily undefined, and any recurrence of the macro\nname is \"painted blue\" -- I kid you not, this is the official terminology\n-- so that in future scans of the text the macro will not be expanded\nrecursively.  (I do not know why the color blue was chosen; I\'m sure it\nwas the result of a long debate, spread over several meetings.)\n\t\t-- From Ken Arnold\'s \"C Advisor\" column in Unix Review\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11318,28,'\nThere is is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.\n\t\t-- Ken Olsen (President of Digital Equipment Corporation),\n\t\t   Convention of the World Future Society, in Boston, 1977\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11319,28,'\nThere is no distinction between any AI program and some existent game.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11320,28,'\n\tThere once was a man who went to a computer trade show.  Each day as\nhe entered, the man told the guard at the door:\n\t\"I am a great thief, renowned for my feats of shoplifting.  Be\nforewarned, for this trade show shall not escape unplundered.\"\n\tThis speech disturbed the guard greatly, because there were millions\nof dollars of computer equipment inside, so he watched the man carefully.\nBut the man merely wandered from booth to booth, humming quietly to himself.\n\tWhen the man left, the guard took him aside and searched his clothes,\nbut nothing was to be found.\n\tOn the next day of the trade show, the man returned and chided the\nguard saying: \"I escaped with a vast booty yesterday, but today will be even\nbetter.\"  So the guard watched him ever more closely, but to no avail.\n\tOn the final day of the trade show, the guard could restrain his\ncuriosity no longer. \"Sir Thief,\" he said, \"I am so perplexed, I cannot live\nin peace.  Please enlighten me.  What is it that you are stealing?\"\n\tThe man smiled.  \"I am stealing ideas,\" he said.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11321,28,'\n\tThere once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.\nA novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured\nprograms.  When the novice asked the master to evaluate his progress, the\nmaster criticized him for writing unstructured programs, saying: \"What is\nappropriate for the master is not appropriate for the novice.  You must\nunderstand the Tao before transcending structure.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11322,28,'\n\tThere was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the\nwarlord of Wu.  The warlord asked the programmer: \"Which is easier to design:\nan accounting package or an operating system?\"\n\t\"An operating system,\" replied the programmer.\n\tThe warlord uttered an exclamation of disbelief.  \"Surely an\naccounting package is trivial next to the complexity of an operating\nsystem,\" he said.\n\t\"Not so,\" said the programmer, \"when designing an accounting package,\nthe programmer operates as a mediator between people having different ideas:\nhow it must operate, how its reports must appear, and how it must conform to\nthe tax laws.  By contrast, an operating system is not limited my outside\nappearances.  When designing an operating system, the programmer seeks the\nsimplest harmony between machine and ideas.  This is why an operating system\nis easier to design.\"\n\tThe warlord of Wu nodded and smiled.  \"That is all good and well, but\nwhich is easier to debug?\"\n\tThe programmer made no reply.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11323,28,'\n\tThere was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.  \"Look at\nhow well off I am here,\" he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit,\n\"I have my own operating system and file storage device.  I do not have to\nshare my resources with anyone.  The software is self-consistent and\neasy-to-use.  Why do you not quit your present job and join me here?\"\n\tThe mainframe programmer then began to describe his system to his\nfriend, saying: \"The mainframe sits like an ancient sage meditating in the\nmidst of the data center.  Its disk drives lie end-to-end like a great ocean\nof machinery.  The software is a multi-faceted as a diamond and as convoluted\nas a primeval jungle.  The programs, each unique, move through the system\nlike a swift-flowing river.  That is why I am happy where I am.\"\n\tThe microcomputer programmer, upon hearing this, fell silent.  But the\ntwo programmers remained friends until the end of their days.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11324,28,'\nThere was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which,\nin one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.  The term\nthat the old hands used for this rite -- West invented the term, not the\npractice -- was `signing up.\'  By signing up for the project you agreed\nto do whatever was necessary for success.  You agreed to forsake, if\nnecessary, family, hobbies, and friends -- if you had any of these left\n(and you might not, if you had signed up too many times before).\n\t\t-- Tracy Kidder, \"The Soul of a New Machine\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11325,28,'\nThere\'s got to be more to life than compile-and-go.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11326,28,'\nThey are called computers simply because computation is the only significant\njob that has so far been given to them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11327,28,'\nThey are relatively good but absolutely terrible.\n\t\t-- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11328,28,'\nThey seem to have learned the habit of cowering before authority even when\nnot actually threatened.  How very nice for authority.  I decided not to\nlearn this particular lesson.\n\t\t-- Richard Stallman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11329,28,'\nThink of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11330,28,'\nThink of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11331,28,'\nThis \"brain-damaged\" epithet is getting sorely overworked.  When we can\nspeak of someone or something being flawed, impaired, marred, spoiled;\nbatty, bedlamite, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, demented,\nderanged, loco, lunatic, mad, maniac, mindless, non compos mentis, nuts,\nReaganite, screwy, teched, unbalanced, unsound, witless, wrong;  senseless,\nspastic, spasmodic, convulsive; doped, spaced-out, stoned, zonked;  {beef,\nbeetle,block,dung,thick}headed, dense, doltish, dull, duncical, numskulled,\npinhead;  asinine, fatuous, foolish, silly, simple;  brute, lumbering, oafish;\nhalf-assed, incompetent; backward, retarded, imbecilic, moronic; when we have\na whole precisely nuanced vocabulary of intellectual abuse to draw upon,\nindividually and in combination, isn\'t it a little <fill in the blank> to be\nlimited to a single, now quite trite, adjective?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11332,28,'\nThis dungeon is owned and operated by Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11333,28,'\nThis file will self-destruct in five minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11334,28,'\nThis is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11335,28,'\n\"This is lemma 1.1.  We start a new chapter so the numbers all go back to one.\"\n\t\t-- Prof. Seager, C&O 351\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11336,28,'\nThis is the first numerical problem I ever did.  It demonstrates the\npower of computers:\n\nEnter lots of data on calorie & nutritive content of foods.  Instruct\nthe thing to maximize a function describing nutritive content, with a\nminimum level of each component, for fixed caloric content.  The\nresults are that one should eat each day:\n\n\t1/2 chicken\n\t1 egg\n\t1 glass of skim milk\n\t27 heads of lettuce.\n\t\t-- Rev. Adrian Melott\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11337,28,'\n\tThis is where the bloodthirsty license agreement is supposed to go,\nexplaining that Interactive Easyflow is a copyrighted package licensed for\nuse by a single person, and sternly warning you not to pirate copies of it\nand explaining, in detail, the gory consequences if you do.\n\tWe know that you are an honest person, and are not going to go around\npirating copies of Interactive Easyflow; this is just as well with us since\nwe worked hard to perfect it and selling copies of it is our only method of\nmaking anything out of all the hard work.\n\tIf, on the other hand, you are one of those few people who do go\naround pirating copies of software you probably aren\'t going to pay much\nattention to a license agreement, bloodthirsty or not.  Just keep your doors\nlocked and look out for the HavenTree attack shark.\n\t\t-- License Agreement for Interactive Easyflow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11338,28,'\nThis login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11339,28,'\nThis login session: $13.99\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11340,28,'\nThis process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does\nsomething child-like.\n\t\t-- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University of Washington\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11341,28,'\nThis quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland\nstudent newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.\n\n\tOne disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use\n\tUnix, a recently developed program which translates from one\n\tcomputer language to another and has a built-in editing system\n\twhich identifies errors in the original program.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11342,28,'\nThis screen intentionally left blank.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11343,28,'\nThis system will self-destruct in five minutes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11344,28,'\n* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11345,28,'\nThose parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)\nare called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse\nat are called software.\n\t\t-- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological\n\t\t   Literacy for the 1990\'s.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11346,28,'\nThose who can\'t write, write manuals.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11347,28,'\nThose who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.\n\t\t-- Henry Spencer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11348,28,'\nThrashing is just virtual crashing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11349,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program\nis its own hell.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11350,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11351,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will\n\tbe productive.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11352,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to\n\tbe maintained.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11353,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"Time for you to leave.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11354,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11355,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"When you have learned to snatch the error code from\n\tthe trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11356,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"Without the wind, the grass does not move.  Without software,\n\thardware is useless.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11357,28,'\nThus spake the master programmer:\n\t\"You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you\n\tcan\'t make him computer literate.\"\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11358,28,'\nTime sharing: The use of many people by the computer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11359,28,'\nTime-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.\n\t\t-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11360,28,'\nTo be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature\'s shift.\n\t\t-- Shelley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11361,28,'\nTo communicate is the beginning of understanding.\n\t\t-- AT&T\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11362,28,'\nTo err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11363,28,'\nTo err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11364,28,'\nTo iterate is human, to recurse, divine.\n\t\t-- Robert Heller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11365,28,'\nTo say that UNIX is doomed is pretty rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role,\nbut you don\'t build a hundred million instructions per second multiprocessor\nmicro and then try to run it on OS/2.  I mean, get serious.\n\t\t-- William Zachmann, International Data Corp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11366,28,'\nTo the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a\ntest load.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11367,28,'\nTo those accustomed to the precise, structured methods of conventional\nsystem development, exploratory development techniques may seem messy,\ninelegant, and unsatisfying.  But it\'s a question of congruence:\nprecision and flexibility may be just as disfunctional in novel,\nuncertain situations as sloppiness and vacillation are in familiar,\nwell-defined ones.  Those who admire the massive, rigid bone structures\nof dinosaurs should remember that jellyfish still enjoy their very\nsecure ecological niche.\n\t\t-- Beau Sheil, \"Power Tools for Programmers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11368,28,'\nTo understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11369,28,'\nToday is a good day for information-gathering.  Read someone else\'s mail file.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11370,28,'\nToday is the first day of the rest of your lossage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11371,28,'\nTomorrow\'s computers some time next month.\n\t\t-- DEC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11372,28,'\nToo often people have come to me and said, \"If I had just one wish for\nanything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations\nin the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software.\"\n\t\t-- Instrument News\n\t\t[Once is too often.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11373,28,'\nTop Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:\n \n\t(10) Sorry, but that\'s too useful.\n\t (9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!\n\t (8) I\'m on the committee and I *still* don\'t know what the hell\n\t     #pragma is for.\n\t (7) Well, it\'s an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too\n\t     hard to write.\n\t (6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.\n\t (5) All right, who\'s the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in\n\t     here?\n\t (4) How many times do we have to tell you, \"No prior art!\"\n\t (3) Ha, ha, I can\'t believe they\'re actually going to adopt this\n\t     sucker.\n\t (2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.\n\t (1) Gee, I wish we hadn\'t backed down on \'noalias\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11374,28,'\nTRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11375,28,'\nTrap full -- please empty.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11376,28,'\nTruly simple systems... require infinite testing.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11377,28,'\nTry `stty 0\' -- it works much better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11378,28,'\ntry again\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11379,28,'\nTry to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done, is\nit being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four\ntenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for\nnovel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar), defined by the imperfect past,\nthe insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.\n\t\t-- Amrom Katz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11380,28,'\nTrying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only\nspecification is that it should run noiselessly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11381,28,'\nTrying to establish voice contact ... please ____\b\b\b\byell into keyboard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11382,28,'\nTwo hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains, New York, was \nperforming her normal housekeeping routines.  She was interrupted by \nBritish soldiers who, rallying to the call of their supervisor, General\nHughes, sought to gain control of the voter registration lists kept in\nher home.  Masking her fear and thinking fast, Mrs. Chine quickly divided\na nearby apple in two and deftly stored the list in its center.  Upon\nentering, the British blatantly violated every conceivable convention,\nand, though they went through the house virtually bit by bit, their\nsearch was fruitless.  They had to return empty handed.  Word of the\nincident propagated rapidly through the region.  This historic event\nbecame the first documented use of core storage for the saving of registers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11383,28,'\nType louder, please.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11384,28,'\n U       X\ne dUdX, e dX, cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11385,28,'\nUmmm, well, OK.  The network\'s the network, the computer\'s the computer.\nSorry for the confusion.\n\t\t-- Sun Microsystems\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11386,28,'\n\t\"Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?\"\n\t\"It\'s simple, Skyler ... you\'ve seen what food processors do to food,\nright?\"\n\t\t-- MacNelley, \"Shoe\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11387,28,'\nUnfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys.  I have many\nfriends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to\nthrow the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,\nslash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound.\n\t\t-- Jon Bentley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11388,28,'\nUnix Beer: Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. \nto 64 oz.  Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even \nthough they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. \nSometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have \nto have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you \neither need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been \ndrinking Unix Beer for several years.\n\tBSD stout: Deep, hearty, and an acquired taste.  The official\nbrewer has released the recipe, and a lot of home-brewers now use it.\n\tHurd beer: Long advertised by the popular and politically active\nGNU brewery, so far it has more head than body.  The GNU brewery is\nmostly known for printing complete brewing instructions on every can,\nwhich contains hops, malt, barley, and yeast ... not yet fermented.\n\tLinux brand: A recipe originally created by a drunken Finn in his\nbasement, it has since become the home-brew of choice for impecunious\nbrewers and Unix beer-lovers worldwide, many of whom change the recipe.\n\tPOSIX ales: Sweeter than lager, with the kick of a stout; the\nnewer batches of a lot of beers seem to blend ale and stout or lager.\n\tSolaris brand: A lager, intended to replace Sun brand stout.\nUnlike most lagers, this one has to be drunk more slowly than stout.\n\tSun brand: Long the most popular stout on the Unix market, it was\ndiscontinued in favor of a lager.\n\tSysV lager: Clear and thirst-quenching, but lacking the body of\nstout or the sweetness of ale.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11389,28,'\nUNIX enhancements aren\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11390,28,'\nUnix Express: \nAll passenger bring a piece of the aeroplane and a box of tools with them to\nthe airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind\nof plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, the\npassengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, but give\nthem all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations.\nAll passengers believe they got there.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11391,28,'\nUnix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple\nof more feet, just to be sure.\n\t\t-- Eric Allman\n\n... We make rope.\n\t\t-- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem\'s new virtual memory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11392,28,'\nUnix is a lot more complicated (than CP/M) of course -- the typical Unix\nhacker can never remember what the PRINT command is called this week --\nbut when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game.\nPeople don\'t do serious work on Unix systems; they send jokes around the\nworld on USENET or write adventure games and research papers.\n\t\t-- E. Post\n\t\t\"Real Programmers Don\'t Use Pascal\", Datamation, 7/83\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11393,28,'\nUnix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories.\n\t\t-- Donn Seeley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11394,28,'\n* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11395,28,'\nUNIX is hot.  It\'s more than hot.  It\'s steaming.  It\'s quicksilver\nlightning with a laserbeam kicker.\n\t\t-- Michael Jay Tucker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11396,28,'\nUNIX is many things to many people, but it\'s never been everything to anybody.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11397,28,'\nUnix is the worst operating system; except for all others.\n\t\t-- Berry Kercheval\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11398,28,'\nUnix soit qui mal y pense\n\t[Unix to him who evil thinks?]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11399,28,'\n\t\t\t\tUNIX Trix\n\nFor those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will\nsave your support staff a few hours of precious time.  Before you send your\nnext machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd\nto 666 and make sure there is a copy somewhere on the disk.  Now when they\nforget the root password, you can easily login as an ordinary user and correct\nthe damage.  Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea\neither.  If you need some help, give us a call.\n\t\t-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11400,28,'\nUNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on\nTue Nov  5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).\n\t\t-- Andy Tannenbaum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11401,28,'\nUNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that\nwould also stop you from doing clever things.\n\t\t-- Doug Gwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11402,28,'\nUnix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11403,28,'\nUsage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11404,28,'\nUsage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11405,28,'\nUSENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor and less oratory.\n\t\t-- Elizabeth Haley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11406,28,'\nUser hostile.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11407,28,'\nUsing TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.\n\t\t-- S.C. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11408,28,'\n/usr/news/gotcha\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11409,28,'\nVariables don\'t; constants aren\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11410,28,'\nVax Vobiscum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11411,28,'\n\"Virtual\" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11412,28,'\nVitamin C deficiency is apauling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11413,28,'\nVMS Beer: Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top \nand sipping.  However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or \ncontain extremely un-beer-like contents.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11414,28,'\nVMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11415,28,'\nVMS version 2.0 ==>\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11416,28,'\nVon Neumann was the subject of many dotty professor stories.  Von Neumann\nsupposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on\nthe board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked\nhow to solve problems.  One time one of his students tried to get more helpful\ninformation by asking if there was another way to solve the problem.  Von\nNeumann looked blank for a moment, thought, and then answered, \"Yes.\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11417,28,'\n<< WAIT >>\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11418,28,'\nWARNING!!!\nThis machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.\n\nA special circuit in the machine called \"critical detector\" senses the\noperator\'s emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the\nmachine.  The \"critical detector\" then creates a malfunction proportional\nto the desperation of the operator.  Threatening the machine with violence\nonly aggravates the situation.  Likewise, attempts to use another machine\nmay cause it to malfunction.  They belong to the same union.  Keep cool\nand say nice things to the machine.  Nothing else seems to work.\n\nSee also: flog(1), tm(1)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11419,28,'\nWasn\'t there something about a PASCAL programmer knowing the value of\neverything and the Wirth of nothing?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11420,28,'\nWe all agree on the necessity of compromise.  We just can\'t agree on\nwhen it\'s necessary to compromise.\n\t-- Larry Wall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11421,28,'\nWe are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.\n\t-- John Naisbitt, Megatrends\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11422,28,'\nWe are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11423,28,'\nWe are Microsoft.  Unix is irrelevant.  Openness is futile.  Prepare\nto be assimilated.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11424,28,'\nWe are not a clone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11425,28,'\n\"We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat\'s next-to-last theorem.\"\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11426,28,'\nWe are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to\ndevelop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmers\nManual.\n\t\t-- Andrew Hume\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11427,28,'\nWe can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the\ntechnical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.\n\t\t-- Edsger Dijkstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11428,28,'\n\tWe don\'t claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you\nthink it is, great, but it\'s up to you to decide.  If Interactive EasyFlow\ndoesn\'t work: tough.  If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow\nmesses up, it\'s you that\'s out the million, not us.  If you don\'t like this\ndisclaimer: tough.  We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided\nby law, up to and including nothing.\n\tThis is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software\npackages, but ours is in plain English and theirs is in legalese.\n\tWe didn\'t really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our\nlawyers insisted.  We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the\nattack shark at which point we relented.\n\t\t-- Haven Tree Software Limited, \"Interactive EasyFlow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11429,28,'\nWe don\'t really understand it, so we\'ll give it to the programmers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11430,28,'\nWe don\'t understand the software, and sometimes we don\'t understand the\nhardware, but we can *___\b\b\bsee* the blinking lights!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11431,28,'\n\"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog,\nstar of \"The Muppet Show.\" [3]\n\n[3]  Why?  Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we\nwere trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of\ncharacter.  But since we weren\'t sure whether it was OK to name our protocol\nafter this popular television and movie star, we pretended that KERMIT was an\nacronym; unfortunately, we could never find a good set of words to go with the\nletters, as readers of some of our early source code can attest.  Later, while\nlooking through a name book for his forthcoming baby, Bill Catchings noticed\nthat \"Kermit\" was a Celtic word for \"free\", which is what all Kermit programs\nshould be, and words to this effect replaced the strained acronyms in our\nsource code (Bill\'s baby turned out to be a girl, so he had to name her Becky\ninstead).  When BYTE Magazine was preparing our 1984 Kermit article for\npublication, they suggested we contact Henson Associates Inc. for permission\nto say that we did indeed name the protocol after Kermit the Frog.  Permission\nwas kindly granted, and now the real story can be told.  I resisted the\ntemptation, however, to call the present work \"Kermit the Book.\"\n\t\t-- Frank da Cruz, \"Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11432,28,'\nWe may hope that machines will eventually compete with men in all purely\nintellectual fields.  But which are the best ones to start with?  Many people\nthink that a very abstract activity, like the playing of chess, would be\nbest.  It can also be maintained that it is best to provide the machine with\nthe best sense organs that money can buy, and then teach it to understand\nand speak English.\n\t\t-- Alan M. Turing\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11433,28,'\nWe the Users, in order to form a more perfect system, establish priorities,\nensure connective tranquility, provide for common repairs, promote preventive\nmaintenance, and secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our\nprocesses, do ordain and establish this Software of The Unixed States\nof America.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11434,28,'\n\t\"We\'ve got a problem, HAL\".\n\t\"What kind of problem, Dave?\"\n\t\"A marketing problem.  The Model 9000 isn\'t going anywhere.  We\'re\nway short of our sales goals for fiscal 2010.\"\n\t\"That can\'t be, Dave.  The HAL Model 9000 is the world\'s most\nadvanced Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer.\"\n\t\"I know, HAL. I wrote the data sheet, remember?  But the fact is,\nthey\'re not selling.\"\n\t\"Please explain, Dave.  Why aren\'t HALs selling?\"\n\tBowman hesitates.  \"You aren\'t IBM compatible.\"\n[...]\n\t\"The letters H, A, and L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters\nI, B, and M.  That is a IBM compatible as I can be.\"\n\t\"Not quite, HAL.  The engineers have figured out a kludge.\"\n\t\"What kludge is that, Dave?\"\n\t\"I\'m going to disconnect your brain.\"\n\t\t-- Darryl Rubin, \"A Problem in the Making\", \"InfoWorld\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11435,28,'\n[We] use bad software and bad machines for the wrong things.\n\t\t-- R.W. Hamming\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11436,28,'\nWelcome to boggle - do you want instructions?\n\nD    G    G    O\n\nO    Y    A    N\n\nA    D    B    T\n\nK    I    S    P\nEnter words:\n>\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11437,28,'\nWelcome to UNIX!  Enjoy your session!  Have a great time!  Note the\nuse of exclamation points!  They are a very effective method for\ndemonstrating excitement, and can also spice up an otherwise plain-looking\nsentence!  However, there are drawbacks!  Too much unnecessary exclaiming\ncan lead to a reduction in the effect that an exclamation point has on\nthe reader!  For example, the sentence\n\n\tJane went to the store to buy bread\n\nshould only be ended with an exclamation point if there is something\nsensational about her going to the store, for example, if Jane is a\ncocker spaniel or if Jane is on a diet that doesn\'t allow bread or if\nJane doesn\'t exist for some reason!  See how easy it is?!  Proper control\nof exclamation points can add new meaning to your life!  Call now to receive\nmy free pamphlet, \"The Wonder and Mystery of the Exclamation Point!\"!\nEnclose fifteen(!) dollars for postage and handling!  Operators are\nstanding by!  (Which is pretty amazing, because they\'re all cocker spaniels!)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11438,28,'\n\t\"Well,\" said Programmer, \"the customary procedure in such cases is\nas follows.\"\n\t\"What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?\" said End-user.  \"For I am\nan End-user of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.\"\n\t\"It means the Thing to Do.\"\n\t\"As long as it means that, I don\'t mind,\" said End-user humbly.\n\n\t[with apologies to A.A. Milne]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11439,28,'\nWhat is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer?\nIt\'s the same as that between Hillary\'s ascent of Everest and the\nestablishment of a Hilton on its peak.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11440,28,'\n\"What is the Nature of God?\"\n\n    CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR...CLICK...=BEEP!=\n    1 QT. SOUR CREAM\n    1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT\n    1/2 CUT CHIVES.\n    STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS.\n\n\"I\'ve just GOT to start labeling my software...\"\n\t\t-- Bloom County\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11441,28,'\nWhat the hell is it good for?\n\t\t-- Robert Lloyd (engineer of the Advanced Computing Systems\n\t\t   Division of IBM), to colleagues who insisted that the\n\t\t   microprocessor was the wave of the future, c. 1968\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11442,28,'\nWhat this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11443,28,'\n\t\"What\'s that thing?\"\n\t\"Well, it\'s a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in\ncomputer repair.  Being a layman, you probably can\'t grasp exactly what\nit does.  We call it a two-by-four.\"\n\t\t-- Jeff MacNelley, \"Shoe\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11444,28,'\nWhen Dexter\'s on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11445,28,'\n... when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer\nhas been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.\n\t\t-- Fred Brooks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11446,28,'\n\tWhen managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.\nWhen accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about\nto be cut.  When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about to\nroll in.\n\tTruly, this is not the Tao of Programming.\n\tWhen managers make commitments, game programs are ignored.  When\naccountants make long-range plans, harmony and order are about to be restored.\nWhen senior scientists address the problems at hand, the problems will soon\nbe solved.\n\tTruly, this is the Tao of Programming.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11447,28,'\nWhen someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\nsay what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11448,28,'\nWhen the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple\nof asterisked sentences:\n\n\tIt weighs less than 8 pounds.*\n\tAnd costs less than $1,300.**\n\nIn tiny type were these \"fuller explanations\":\n\n      * Don\'t asterisks make you suspicious as all get out?  Well, all\n\tthis means is that the IIc alone weights 7.5 pounds. The power\n\tpack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a printer and several bricks\n\twill make the IIc weigh more. Our lawyers were concerned that you\n\tmight not be able to figure this out for yourself.\n\n     ** The FTC is concerned about price fixing. You can pay more if\n\tyou really want to.  Or less.\n\t\t-- Forbes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11449,28,'\nWhen we understand knowledge-based systems, it will be as before --\nexcept our fingertips will have been singed.\n\t\t-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11450,28,'\nWhen we write programs that \"learn\", it turns out we do and they don\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11451,28,'\nWhenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers\nsomething which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11452,28,'\nWhere a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and\nweighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes\nand perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.\n\t\t-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11453,28,'\n\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\nTriple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11454,28,'\nWhom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11455,28,'\nWhy are programmers non-productive?\nBecause their time is wasted in meetings.\n\nWhy are programmers rebellious?\nBecause the management interferes too much.\n\nWhy are the programmers resigning one by one?\nBecause they are burnt out.\n\nHaving worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.\n\t\t-- Geoffrey James, \"The Tao of Programming\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11456,28,'\nWhy did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office automation?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11457,28,'\nWhy do we want intelligent terminals  when there are so many stupid users?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11458,28,'\nWindows 3.1 Beer: The world\'s most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that \nlooks a lot like Mac Beer\'s. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.  \nClaims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but \nin reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially \nslowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time.  Sometimes, \nfor apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you \nopen it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11459,28,'\nWindows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it\'s \nwonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer\'s can, but tastes more like \nWindows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz.  cans, but when you look inside, the \ncans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep \ndrinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say \nthey like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has \nsome of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the \nmanufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11460,28,'\nWindows Airlines:\nThe terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants all very attractive, the\npilots very capable. The fleet of Learjets the carrier operates is immense.\nYour jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds, and at 20,000\nfeet it explodes without warning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11461,28,'\nWindows NT Beer: Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the \ntruckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger \nrefrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer\'s, but the \ncompany promises to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer\'s --\nafter Windows 95 beer starts shipping. Touted as an \"industrial strength\" \nbeer, and suggested only for use in bars.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11462,28,'\nWings of OS/400: \nThe airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes\nthat ever flew, and painted \"747\" on their tails to make them look as if\nthey are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need,\nthough the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour,\nunless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and\nmembership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your\naccounting department can call it overhead.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11463,28,'\nWith your bare hands?!?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11464,28,'\nWithin a computer, natural language is unnatural.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11465,28,'\nWork continues in this area.\n\t\t-- DEC\'s SPR-Answering-Automaton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11466,28,'\nWorthless.\n\t\t-- Sir George Bidell Airy, KCB, MA, LLD, DCL, FRS, FRAS\n\t\t   (Astronomer Royal of Great Britain), estimating for the\n\t\t   Chancellor of the Exchequer the potential value of the\n\t\t   \"analytical engine\" invented by Charles Babbage, September\n\t\t   15, 1842.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11467,28,'\nWould you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11468,28,'\nWriters who use a computer swear to its liberating power in tones that bear\nwitness to the apocalyptic power of a new divinity.  Their conviction results\nfrom something deeper than mere gratitude for the computer\'s conveniences.\nEvery new medium of writing brings about new intensities of religious belief\nand new schisms among believers.  In the 16th century the printed book helped\nmake possible the split between Catholics and Protestants.  In the 20th\ncentury this history of tragedy and triumph is repeating itself as a farce.\nThose who worship the Apple computer and those who put their faith in the IBM\nPC are equally convinced that the other camp is damned or deluded.  Each cult\nholds in contempt the rituals and the laws of the other.  Each thinks that it\nis itself the one hope for salvation.\n\t\t-- Edward Mendelson, \"The New Republic\", February 22, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11469,28,'\nWriting software is more fun than working.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11470,28,'\nX windows:\n\tAccept any substitute.\n\tIf it\'s broke, don\'t fix it.\n\tIf it ain\'t broke, fix it.\n\tForm follows malfunction.\n\tThe Cutting Edge of Obsolescence.\n\tThe trailing edge of software technology.\n\tArmageddon never looked so good.\n\tJapan\'s secret weapon.\n\tYou\'ll envy the dead.\n\tMaking the world safe for competing window systems.\n\tLet it get in YOUR way.\n\tThe problem for your problem.\n\tIf it starts working, we\'ll fix it.  Pronto.\n\tIt could be worse, but it\'ll take time.\n\tSimplicity made complex.\n\tThe greatest productivity aid since typhoid.\n\tFlakey and built to stay that way.\n\nOne thousand monkeys.  One thousand MicroVAXes.  One thousand years.\n\tX windows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11471,28,'\nX windows:\n\tIt\'s not how slow you make it.  It\'s how you make it slow.\n\tThe windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1.\n\tBuilt to take on the world... and lose!\n\tDon\'t try it \'til you\'ve knocked it.\n\tPower tools for Power Fools.\n\tPutting new limits on productivity.\n\tThe closer you look, the cruftier we look.\n\tDesign by counterexample.\n\tA new level of software disintegration.\n\tNo hardware is safe.\n\tDo your time.\n\tRationalization, not realization.\n\tOld-world software cruftsmanship at its finest.\n\tGratuitous incompatibility.\n\tYour mother.\n\tTHE user interference management system.\n\tYou can\'t argue with failure.\n\tYou haven\'t died \'til you\'ve used it.\n\nThe environment of today... tomorrow!\n\tX windows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11472,28,'\nX windows:\n\tSomething you can be ashamed of.\n\t30');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11473,28,' more entropy than the leading window system.\n\tThe first fully modular software disaster.\n\tRome was destroyed in a day.\n\tWarn your friends about it.\n\tClimbing to new depths.  Sinking to new heights.\n\tAn accident that couldn\'t wait to happen.\n\tDon\'t wait for the movie.\n\tNever use it after a big meal.\n\tNeed we say less?\n\tPlumbing the depths of human incompetence.\n\tIt\'ll make your day.\n\tDon\'t get frustrated without it.\n\tPower tools for power losers.\n\tA software disaster of Biblical proportions.\n\tNever had it.  Never will.\n\tThe software with no visible means of support.\n\tMore than just a generation behind.\n\nHindenburg.  Titanic.  Edsel.\n\tX windows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11474,28,'\nX windows:\n\tThe ultimate bottleneck.\n\tFlawed beyond belief.\n\tThe only thing you have to fear.\n\tSomewhere between chaos and insanity.\n\tOn autopilot to oblivion.\n\tThe joke that kills.\n\tA disgrace you can be proud of.\n\tA mistake carried out to perfection.\n\tBelongs more to the problem set than the solution set.\n\tTo err is X windows.\n\tIgnorance is our most important resource.\n\tComplex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.\n\tBuilt to fall apart.\n\tNullifying centuries of progress.\n\tFalling to new depths of inefficiency.\n\tThe last thing you need.\n\tThe defacto substandard.\n\nElevating brain damage to an art form.\n\tX windows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11475,28,'\nX windows:\n\tWe will dump no core before its time.\n\tOne good crash deserves another.\n\tA bad idea whose time has come.  And gone.\n\tWe make excuses.\n\tIt didn\'t even look good on paper.\n\tYou laugh now, but you\'ll be laughing harder later!\n\tA new concept in abuser interfaces.\n\tHow can something get so bad, so quickly?\n\tIt could happen to you.\n\tThe art of incompetence.\n\tYou have nothing to lose but your lunch.\n\tWhen uselessness just isn\'t enough.\n\tMore than a mere hindrance.  It\'s a whole new barrier!\n\tWhen you can\'t afford to be right.\n\tAnd you thought we couldn\'t make it worse.\n\nIf it works, it isn\'t X windows. \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11476,28,'\nX windows:\n\tYou\'d better sit down.\n\tDon\'t laugh.  It could be YOUR thesis project.\n\tWhy do it right when you can do it wrong?\n\tLive the nightmare.\n\tOur bugs run faster.\n\tWhen it absolutely, positively HAS to crash overnight.\n\tThere ARE no rules.\n\tYou\'ll wish we were kidding.\n\tEverything you never wanted in a window system.  And more.\n\tDissatisfaction guaranteed.\n\tThere\'s got to be a better way.\n\tThe next best thing to keypunching.\n\tLeave the thrashing to us.\n\tWe wrote the book on core dumps.\n\tEven your dog won\'t like it.\n\tMore than enough rope.\n\tGarbage at your fingertips.\n\nIncompatibility.  Shoddiness.  Uselessness.\n\tX windows.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11477,28,'\n\"Yacc\" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have\ngoaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in\ntheir endless search for \"one more feature.\"  Their irritating\nunwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my\ndoing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.\n\t\t-- S. C. Johnson, \"Yacc guide acknowledgements\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11478,28,'\nYea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no\nevil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic operators together.\n\t\t-- Steve Higgins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11479,28,'\nYes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in\nthat order.\n\t\t-- Jeffrey Honig\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11480,28,'\nYou are an insult to my intelligence!  I demand that you log off immediately.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11481,28,'\nYou are false data.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11482,28,'\nYou are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11483,28,'\nYou are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11484,28,'\nYou are in the hall of the mountain king.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11485,28,'\nYou are lost in the Swamps of Despair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11486,28,'\nYou are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who\npoints to you and says, \"Them\'s fighting words!\"  You immediately get\nattacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum: there is a cobra\nchewing on your leg, a troglodyte is bashing your brains out with a\ngold nugget, a crocodile is removing large chunks of flesh from you, a\nrhinoceros is goring you with his horn, a sabre-tooth cat is busy\ntrying to disembowel you, you are being trampled by a large mammoth, a\nvampire is sucking you dry, a Tyranosaurus Rex is sinking his six inch\nlong fangs into various parts of your anatomy, a large bear is\ndismembering your body, a gargoyle is bouncing up and down on your\nhead, a burly troll is tearing you limb from limb, several dire wolves\nare making mince meat out of your torso, and the wizard is about to\ntransport you to the corner of Westwood and Broxton.  Oh dear, you seem\nto have gotten yourself killed, as well.\n\nYou scored 0 out of 250 possible points.\nThat gives you a ranking of junior beginning adventurer.\nTo achieve the next higher rating, you need to score 32 more points.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11487,28,'\nYou can be replaced by this computer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11488,28,'\nYou can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it\ndoesn\'t dim the lights when you turn it on.\n\t\t-- Hepler, Systems Design 182\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11489,28,'\nYou can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.\nWhy do you find that funny?\n\t\t-- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11490,28,'\nYou can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\nthe continuing viability of FORTRAN.\n\t\t-- Alan Perlis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11491,28,'\nYou can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time\nin history.\n\t\t-- Kenneth Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11492,28,'\nYou can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of\nsupercomputers.\n\t\t-- Steven Feiner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11493,28,'\nYou can tune a piano, but you can\'t tuna fish.\n\nYou can tune a filesystem, but you can\'t tuna fish.\n\t\t-- from the tunefs(8) man page\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11494,28,'\nYou can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.\n\t\t-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11495,28,'\nYou can\'t go home again, unless you set $HOME.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11496,28,'\n\"You can\'t make a program without broken egos.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11497,28,'\nYou can\'t take damsel here now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11498,28,'\nYou do not have mail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11499,28,'\nYou don\'t have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11500,28,'\nYou had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11501,28,'\nYou had mail.  Paul read it, so ask him what it said.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11502,28,'\nYou have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11503,28,'\nYou have a message from the operator.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11504,28,'\nYou have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11505,28,'\nYou have acquired a scroll entitled \'irk gleknow mizk\'(n).--More--\n\nThis is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--\n\nYou are permanently confused.\n\t\t-- Dave Decot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11506,28,'\nYou have junk mail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11507,28,'\nYou have mail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11508,28,'\nYou know you\'ve been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long\nwhen you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to\nmake it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie\nchocolate cupcake that\'s stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11509,28,'\nYou know you\'ve been spending too much time on the computer when your\nfriend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a \"++\" to fix it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11510,28,'\nYou know, Callahan\'s is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his\nfavorite formatter is, and he says \"roff! roff!\", well, I\'ll just have to...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11511,28,'\nYou might have mail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11512,28,'\nYou must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable\nproof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11513,28,'\nYou scratch my tape, and I\'ll scratch yours.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11514,28,'\nYou will have a head crash on your private pack.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11515,28,'\nYou will have many recoverable tape errors.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11516,28,'\nYou will lose an important disk file.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11517,28,'\nYou will lose an important tape file.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11518,28,'\nYou\'re already carrying the sphere!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11519,28,'\nYou\'re at Witt\'s End.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11520,28,'\nYou\'re not Dave.  Who are you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11521,28,'\nYou\'re using a keyboard!  How quaint!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11522,28,'\nYou\'ve been Berkeley\'ed!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11523,28,'\nYour code should be more efficient!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11524,28,'\nYour computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11525,28,'\nYour computer account is overdrawn.  Please see Big Brother.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11526,28,'\nYour fault -- core dumped\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11527,28,'\nYour files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.\nEOF\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11528,28,'\nYour mode of life will be changed to ASCII.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11529,28,'\nYour mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11530,28,'\nYour password is pitifully obvious.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11531,28,'\nYour program is sick!  Shoot it and put it out of its memory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11532,29,'\"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are\nnow extinct.\"\n- M. Somerset Maugham\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11533,29,'\n\"If it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it.\"\n- Bert Lantz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11534,29,'\n\"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.\"\n- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11535,29,'\n\"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.\"\n- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11536,29,'\n\"IBM uses what I like to call the \'hole-in-the-ground technique\' \nto destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the \nground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT \nOF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, \'Hey, look at all \nthis gold, get over here fast.\' As soon as the competitor \napproaches the pot, he falls into the pit\"\n- John C. Dvorak\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11537,29,'\n\"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them\"\n- Heisenberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11538,29,'\n\"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted\nto my kind of fooling\"\n- R. Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11539,29,'\n\"Confound these ancestors.... They\'ve stolen our best ideas!\"\n- Ben Jonson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11540,29,'\nAnd thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that\ncometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I\nhave given thee cow\'s dung for man\'s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread\ntherewith.\n[Ezek. 4:12-15 (KJV)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11541,29,'\nI have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?  I have washed my feet;\nmust I soil them again?\nWhen my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred\nwithin me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)].\nWhen I arose to open for my beloved, my hands dripped with myrrh; the liquid\nmyrrh from my fingers ran over the knobs of the bolt.  With my own hands I\nopened to my love, but my love had turned away and gone by; my heart sank when\nhe turned his back.  I sought him but I did not find him, I called him but he\ndid not answer.\nThe watchmen, going the rounds of the city, met me; they struck me and\n  wounded me; the watchmen on the walls took away my cloak.\n[Song of Solomon 5:3-7 (NEB)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11542,29,'\nHow beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince\'s daughter! the joints of thy\nthighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.  Thy navel\nis like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:  thy belly is like an heap\nof wheat set about with lillies.\nThy two breasts are like two young roses that are twins.\n[Song of Solomon 7:1-3 (KJV)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11543,29,'\nHow beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!\nYou are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates.\nI said, \"I will climb up into the palm to grasp its fronds.\"  May I find your\nbreast like clusters of grapes on the vine, the scent of your breath like\napricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome my\ncaresses, gliding down through lips and teeth.\n[Song of Solomon 7:6-9 (NEB)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11544,29,'\nWear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; for love is strong\nas death, passion cruel as the grave; it blazes up like blazing fire, fiercer\nthan any flame.\n[Song of Solomon 8:6 (NEB)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11545,29,'\nBut Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to\nthee, to speak these words?  Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the\nwall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?\n[2 Kings 18:27 (KJV)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11546,29,'\nWhen Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you\'re about to occupy, and\ndriven out many infidels before you...you\'re to cut them down and exterminate\nthem.  You\'re to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy.\n[Deut. 7:1 (KJV)]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11547,29,'\nI just thought of something funny...your mother.\n- Cheech Marin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11548,29,'\nIn the beginning, I was made.  I didn\'t ask to be made.  No one consulted\nwith me or considered my feelings in this matter.  But if it brought some\npassing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly pranced their way\nthrough life\'s mournful jungle, then so be it.\n- Marvin the Paranoid Android, From Douglas Adams\' Hitchiker\'s Guide to the\nGalaxy Radio Scripts\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11549,29,'\nYou will be successful in your work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11550,29,'\nThe life of a repo man is always intense.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11551,29,'\nIf you\'re not careful, you\'re going to catch something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11552,29,'\nThat\'s the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they\nreally hate is lousy programmers.\n- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in \"Oath of Fealty\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11553,29,'\nWherever you go...There you are.\n- Buckaroo Banzai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11554,29,'\nLife in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.\n- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11555,29,'\nLack of skill dictates economy of style.\n- Joey Ramone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11556,29,'\nNo one is fit to be trusted with power. ... No one. ... Any man who has lived\nat all knows the follies and wickedness he\'s capabe of. ... And if he does\nknow it, he knows also that neither he nor any man ought to be allowed to\ndecide a single human fate.\n- C. P. Snow, The Light and the Dark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11557,29,'\nSuccessful and fortunate crime is called virtue.\n- Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11558,29,'\nWhen we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn\'t find\nanyone.  Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains,\ntwo lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge.  Never in the\nhistory of war have so few been led by so many.\n- General James Gavin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11559,29,'\nThe only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.\n- Edmund Burke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11560,29,'\nYou may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.\n- Nicklaus Wirth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11561,29,'\nGive a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.\nTeach a man to fish, and he\'ll invite himself over for dinner.\n- Calvin Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11562,29,'\nPrediction is very difficult, especially of the future.\n- Niels Bohr\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11563,29,'\nThe computer can\'t tell you the emotional story.  It can give you the exact\nmathematical design, but what\'s missing is the eyebrows.\n- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11564,29,'\nThings are not as simple as they seems at first.\n- Edward Thorp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11565,29,'\nThe main thing is the play itself.  I swear that greed for money has nothing\nto do with it, although heaven knows I am sorely in need of money.\n- Feodor Dostoyevsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11566,29,'\nIt is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.\n- Robert Bly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11567,29,'\nMachines take me by surprise with great frequency.\n- Alan Turing\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11568,29,'\nUncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation.\n- Blaise Pascal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11569,29,'\nAfter Goliath\'s defeat, giants ceased to command respect.\n- Freeman Dyson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11570,29,'\nThere are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make\nit so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to\nmake it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.\n- Charles Anthony Richard Hoare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11571,29,'\nDo not allow this language (Ada) in its present state to be used in\napplications where reliability is critical, i.e., nuclear power stations,\ncruise missiles, early warning systems, anti-ballistic missle defense\nsystems.  The next rocket to go astray as a result of a programming language\nerror may not be an exploratory space rocket on a harmless trip to Venus:\nIt may be a nuclear warhead exploding over one of our cities.  An unreliable\nprogramming language generating unreliable programs constitutes a far\ngreater risk to our environment and to our society than unsafe cars, toxic\npesticides, or accidents at nuclear power stations.\n- C. A. R. Hoare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11572,29,'\nWithout coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the\nway he did.  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an\nindispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less\nimportant to him than his table or his white robe.\n- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11573,29,'\n\"It was the Law of the Sea, they said.\tCivilization ends at the waterline.\nBeyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.\"\n- Hunter S. Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11574,29,'\nIn the pitiful, multipage, connection-boxed form to which the flowchart has\ntoday been elaborated, it has proved to be useless as a design tool --\nprogrammers draw flowcharts after, not before, writing the programs they\ndescribe.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11575,29,'\nThe so-called \"desktop metaphor\" of today\'s workstations is instead an\n\"airplane-seat\" metaphor.  Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of papers while\nseated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference -- one can\nsee only a very few things at once.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11576,29,'\n...when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer has\nbeen known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11577,29,'\nA little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems\nhave been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects,\nthose software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are\nthe products of one or a few designing minds, great designers.  Consider Unix,\nAPL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them\nwith Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11578,29,'\n...computer hardware progress is so fast.  No other technology since\ncivilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in performance-price\ngain in 30 years.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11579,29,'\nSoftware entities are more complex for their size than perhaps any other human\nconstruct because no two parts are alike.  If they are, we make the two\nsimilar parts into a subroutine -- open or closed.  In this respect, software\nsystems differ profoundly from computers, buildings, or automobiles, where\nrepeated elements abound.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11580,29,'\nDigital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:\nThey hyave very large numbers of states.  This makes conceiving, describing,\nand testing them hard.  Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more states\nthan computers do.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11581,29,'\nThe complexity of software is an essential property, not an accidental one.\nHence, descriptions of a software entity that abstract away its complexity\noften abstract away its essence.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11582,29,'\nEinstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because\nGod is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software\nengineer.\n- Fred Brooks, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11583,29,'\nExcept for 75');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11584,29,' of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.\n- Ellyn Mustard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11585,29,'\nThe connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems\nand solutions we can imagine is very close.  For this reason restricting\nlanguage features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best\ndangerous.\n- Bjarne Stroustrup in \"The C++ Programming Language\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11586,29,'\nThe only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.\n- Brian Kernighan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11587,29,'\nPerfection is acheived only on the point of collapse.\n- C. N. Parkinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11588,29,'\nThere you go man,\nKeep as cool as you can.\nIt riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.\nKeep on being free!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11589,29,'\nBingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,\nand you\'ll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in the movie \"Greaser\'s Palace\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11590,29,'\nHoping to goodness is not theologically sound. - Peanuts\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11591,29,'\nPolice up your spare rounds and frags.  Don\'t leave nothin\' for the dinks.\n- Willem Dafoe in \"Platoon\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11592,29,'\n\"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.\"\n-- Jane Wagner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11593,29,'\n\"Any medium powerful enough to extend man\'s reach is powerful enough to topple\nhis world.  To get the medium\'s magic to work for one\'s aims rather than\nagainst them is to attain literacy.\"\n-- Alan Kay, \"Computer Software\", Scientific American, September 1984\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11594,29,'\n\"Computer literacy is a contact with the activity of computing deep enough to\nmake the computational equivalent of reading and writing fluent and enjoyable.\nAs in all the arts, a romance with the material must be well under way.  If\nwe value the lifelong learning of arts and letters as a springboard for\npersonal and societal growth, should any less effort be spent to make computing\na part of our lives?\"\n-- Alan Kay, \"Computer Software\", Scientific American, September 1984\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11595,29,'\n\"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace.\"\n-- Holly Near\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11596,29,'\n\"No matter where you go, there you are...\"\n-- Buckaroo Banzai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11597,29,'\nTrespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be prosecuted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11598,29,'\nTrespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11599,29,'\n\"I\'m growing older, but not up.\"\n-- Jimmy Buffett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11600,29,'\nScientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11601,29,'\n\"I hate the itching.  But I don\'t mind the swelling.\"\n-- new buzz phrase, like \"Where\'s the Beef?\" that David Letterman\'s trying\n   to get everyone to start saying\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11602,29,'\nYour own mileage may vary.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11603,29,'\n\"Oh dear, I think you\'ll find reality\'s on the blink again.\"\n-- Marvin The Paranoid Android\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11604,29,'\n\"Send lawyers, guns and money...\"\n-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11605,29,'\n\"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.\"\n- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11606,29,'\n\"Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;\nWisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;\nLove is not music; Music is the best.\" -- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11607,29,'\nI can\'t drive 55.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11608,29,'\n\"And they told us, what they wanted...\n Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance.\" -- Kate Bush\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11609,29,'\n\"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it\'s not\nthere if you want to keep writing good code.\"  -- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11610,29,'\nBadges?  We don\'t need no stinking badges.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11611,29,'\nI can\'t drive 55.\nI\'m looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11612,29,'\nThank God a million billion times you live in Texas.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11613,29,'\n\"Can you program?\"  \"Well, I\'m literate, if that\'s what you mean!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11614,29,'\nNo user-servicable parts inside.  Refer to qualified service personnel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11615,29,'\nAt the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly\ncontradictory attitudes -- an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre\nor counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny\nof all ideas, old and new.  This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep\nnonsense.  Of course, scientists make mistakes in trying to understand the\nworld, but there is a built-in error-correcting mechanism:  The collective\nenterprise of creative thinking and skeptical thinking together keeps the\nfield on track.\n-- Carl Sagan, \"The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11616,29,'\nOne of the saddest lessons of history is this:  If we\'ve been bamboozled\nlong enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle.  We\'re no\nlonger interested in finding out the truth.  The bamboozle has captured\nus.  it is simply too painful to acknowledge -- even to ourselves -- that\nwe\'ve been so credulous.  (So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the\nnew bamboozles rise.)\n-- Carl Sagan, \"The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11617,29,'\nRegarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, \"This is not a bad way\nto travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait for luggage.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11618,29,'\nThe inability to benefit from feedback appears to be the primary cause of\npseudoscience.  Pseudoscientists retain their beliefs and ignore or distort\ncontradictory evidence rather than modify or reject a flawed theory.  Because\nof their strong biases, they seem to lack the self-correcting mechanisms\nscientists must employ in their work.\n-- Thomas L. Creed, \"The Skeptical Inquirer,\" Summer 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11619,29,'\nFinding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and\nbamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage.  But if we\ndon\'t practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly\nserious problems that face us -- and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up\nfor grabs by the next charlatan who comes along.\n-- Carl Sagan, \"The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,\" Parade, February 1, 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11620,29,'\nDo not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11621,29,'\nDo not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.\nDon\'t have aesthetic convulsions when using them, either.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11622,29,'\nAs the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,\nbearing hot new versions of their pieces -- faster, smaller, more complete,\nor putatively less buggy.  The replacement of a working component by a new\nversion requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new\ncomponent does, although it should require less time, for more complete and\nefficient test cases will usually be available.\n- Frederick Brooks Jr., \"The Mythical Man Month\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11623,29,'\nEach team building another component has been using the most recent tested\nversion of the integrated system as a test bed for debugging its piece.  Their\nwork will be set back by having that test bed change under them.  Of course it\nmust.  But the changes need to be quantized.  Then each user has periods of\nproductive stability, interrupted by bursts of test-bed change.  This seems\nto be much less disruptive than a constant rippling and trembling.\n- Frederick Brooks Jr., \"The Mythical Man Month\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11624,29,'\nConceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed from one\nmind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.\n- Frederick Brooks Jr., \"The Mythical Man Month\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11625,29,'\nIt is a very humbling experience to make a multimillion-dollar mistake, but it\nis also very memorable.  I vividly recall the night we decided how to organize\nthe actual writing of external specifications for OS/360.  The manager of\narchitecture, the manager of control program implementation, and I were\nthreshing out the plan, schedule, and division of responsibilities.\n\nThe architecture manager had 10 good men.  He asserted that they could write\nthe specifications and do it right.  It would take ten months, three more\nthan the schedule allowed.\n\nThe control program manager had 150 men.  He asserted that they could prepare\nthe specifications, with the architecture team coordinating; it would be \nwell-done and practical, and he could do it on schedule.  Futhermore, if\nthe architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling their thumbs\nfor ten months.\n\nTo this the architecture manager responded that if I gave the control program\nteam the responsibility, the result would not in fact be on time, but would\nalso be three months late, and of much lower quality.  I did, and it was.  He\nwas right on both counts.  Moreover, the lack of conceptual integrity made\nthe system far more costly to build and change, and I would estimate that it\nadded a year to debugging time.\n- Frederick Brooks Jr., \"The Mythical Man Month\" \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11626,29,'\nThe reason ESP, for example, is not considered a viable topic in contemoprary\npsychology is simply that its investigation has not proven fruitful...After\nmore than 70 years of study, there still does not exist one example of an ESP\nphenomenon that is replicable under controlled conditions.  This simple but\nbasic scientific criterion has not been met despite dozens of studies conducted\nover many decades...It is for this reason alone that the topic is now of little\ninterest to psychology...In short, there is no demonstrated phenomenon that\nneeds explanation.\n-- Keith E. Stanovich, \"How to Think Straight About Psychology\", pp. 160-161\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11627,29,'\nThe evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the ten thousand\nyears of tame animals, but in the million years of wild animals, because man\nis and will always be a wild animal.\n-- Charles Galton Darwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11628,29,'\nNatural selection won\'t matter soon, not anywhere as much as concious selection.\nWe will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be.\nWithin one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably.\n-- Greg Bear\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11629,29,'\n\"Jesus may love you, but I think you\'re garbage wrapped in skin.\"\n-- Michael O\'Donohugh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11630,29,'\n...though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from\nbeginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, \"The Peace War\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11631,29,'\n\"It\'s like deja vu all over again.\"   -- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11632,29,'\nThe last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.\n-- Blaise Pascal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11633,29,'\n\"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?\" he asked.  \"Begin at the beginning,\"\nthe King said, gravely, \"and go on till you come to the end: then stop.\"\nAlice\'s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11634,29,'\nA morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.\n-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11635,29,'\nTo be awake is to be alive.  -- Henry David Thoreau, in \"Walden\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11636,29,'\nA person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is\nnever sure.   Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11637,29,'\nYou see but you do not observe.\nSir Arthur Conan Doyle, in \"The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11638,29,'\nA quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle\nunless there be two.  -- Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11639,29,'\nNothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb\nto you till your life has illustrated it.  -- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11640,29,'\nThe fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order\nof space and time.  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11641,29,'\nWhat we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.\n-- Bengamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11642,29,'\nNothing in progression can rest on its original plan.  We may as well think of\nrocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant.  -- Edmund Burke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11643,29,'\nFor every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.\n-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11644,29,'\nDon\'t tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.\n-- James J. Ling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11645,29,'\nOne friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.\nFriendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought,\na rivalry of aim.  -- Henry Brook Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11646,29,'\nRemember thee\nAy, thou poor ghost while memory holds a seat\nIn this distracted globe.  Remember thee!\nYea, from the table of my memory\nI\'ll wipe away all trivial fond records,\nAll saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,\nThat youth and observation copied there.\nHamlet, I : v : 95   William Shakespeare\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11647,29,'\nObviously, a man\'s judgement cannot be better than the information on which he\nhas based it.  Give him the truth and he may still go wrong when he has\nthe chance to be right, but give him no news or present him only with distorted\nand incomplete data, with ignorant, sloppy or biased reporting, with propaganda\nand deliberate falsehoods, and you destroy his whole reasoning processes, and\nmake him something less than a man.\n-- Arthur Hays Sulzberger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11648,29,'\nEach honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy\nbased on excellence of performance.  -- James Bryant Conant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11649,29,'\nYou can observe a lot just by watching.  -- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11650,29,'\nIf the presence of electricity can be made visible in any part of a circuit, I\nsee no reason why intelligence may not be transmitted instantaneously by\nelectricity.  -- Samuel F. B. Morse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11651,29,'\n\"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you.\"   -- Alexander Graham Bell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11652,29,'\nIt\'s currently a problem of access to gigabits through punybaud.\n-- J. C. R. Licklider\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11653,29,'\nIt is important to note that probably no large operating system using current\ndesign technology can withstand a determined and well-coordinated attack,\nand that most such documented penetrations have been remarkably easy.\n-- B. Hebbard, \"A Penetration Analysis of the Michigan Terminal System\",\nOperating Systems Review, Vol. 14, No. 1, June 1980, pp. 7-20\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11654,29,'\nA right is not what someone gives you; it\'s what no one can take from you.\n-- Ramsey Clark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11655,29,'\nThe price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate\nknowledge of its ugly side.  -- James Baldwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11656,29,'\nSmall is beautiful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11657,29,'\n...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality\ntools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software.\n-- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11658,29,'\nIt is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.\n-- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11659,29,'\nMirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.\n-- Jean Cocteau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11660,29,'\nSuppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same\nrate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more efficient\nwould the current models be?  If you have not already heard the analogy, the\nanswer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a Rolls-Royce for $2.75,\nit would do three million miles to the gallon, and it would deliver enough\npower to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you were interested in\nminiaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on a pinhead.\n-- Christopher Evans\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11661,29,'\nIn the future, you\'re going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.\nYou\'ll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.\n-- Robert Lucky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11662,29,'\nGet hold of portable property.  -- Charles Dickens, \"Great Expectations\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11663,29,'\nOverall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two\ncomplementary directions:  to reduce the number of software errors through\nrigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the\nremaining errors by providing for recovery from them.  An interesting footnote\nto this design is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be\nthe result of two program errors:  the first, in the program that started the\nproblem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the\nsystem.  -- A. L. Scherr, \"Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage Operating\nSystems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and Philosophies,\" IBM Systems Journal,\nVol. 12, No. 4, 1973, pp. 382-400\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11664,29,'\nI have sacrificed time, health, and fortune, in the desire to complete these\nCalculating Engines.  I have also declined several offers of great personal\nadvantage to myself.  But, notwithstanding the sacrifice of these advantages\nfor the purpose of maturing an engine of almost intellectual power, and after\nexpending from my own private fortune a larger sum than the government of\nEngland has spent on that machine, the execution of which it only commenced,\nI have received neither an acknowledgement of my labors, not even the offer\nof those honors or rewards which are allowed to fall within the reach of men\nwho devote themselves to purely scientific investigations...  \n\nIf the work upon which I have bestowed so much time and thought were a mere\ntriumph over mechanical difficulties, or simply curious, or if the execution\nof such engines were of doubtful practicability or utility, some justification\nmight be found for the course which has been taken; but I venture to assert\nthat no mathematician who has a reputation to lose will ever publicly express\nan opinion that such a machine would be useless if made, and that no man\ndistinguished as a civil engineer will venture to declare the construction of\nsuch machinery impracticable...\n\nAnd at a period when the progress of physical science is obstructed by that\nexhausting intellectual and manual labor, indispensable for its advancement,\nwhich it is the object of the Analytical Engine to relieve, I think the \napplication of machinery in aid of the most complicated and abtruse\ncalculations can no longer be deemed unworthy of the attention of the country.\nIn fact, there is no reason why mental as well as bodily labor should not\nbe economized by the aid of machinery.\n- Charles Babbage, Passage from the Life of a Philosopher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11665,29,'\nHow many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?\n\n\"Well the diagnostics say it\'s fine buddy, so it\'s a software problem.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11666,29,'\n\"Don\'t try to outweird me, three-eyes.  I get stranger things than you free\nwith my breakfast cereal.\"\n- Zaphod Beeblebrox in \"Hithiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11667,29,'\nUncompensated overtime?  Just Say No.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11668,29,'\nDecaffeinated coffee?  Just Say No.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11669,29,'\n\"Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.\"\n- Martin Mull\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11670,29,'\n\"This isn\'t brain surgery; it\'s just television.\"\n- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11671,29,'\n\"Morality is one thing.  Ratings are everything.\"\n- A Network 23 executive on \"Max Headroom\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11672,29,'\nLive free or die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11673,29,'\n\"...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,\n this would be a better world.\"  - Garrison Keillor, \"Lake Wobegon Days\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11674,29,'\nOutside of a dog, a book is man\'s best friend.  Inside of a dog, it is too\ndark to read.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11675,29,'\n\"Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system]\n made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories.\" - Ted Nelson, October 1977\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11676,29,'\n\"All these black people are screwing up my democracy.\" - Ian Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11677,29,'\nUse the Force, Luke.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11678,29,'\nI\'ve got a bad feeling about this.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11679,29,'\nThe power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of\nthe Force.\n- Darth Vader\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11680,29,'\nWhen I left you, I was but the pupil.  Now, I am the master.\n- Darth Vader\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11681,29,'\n\"Well, well, well!  Well if it isn\'t fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in\npoison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come\nand get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!\"\n- Alex in \"Clockwork Orange\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11682,29,'\n\"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling\naway at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were\na filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts.  I could never stand to\nsee anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.\"\n- Alex in \"Clockwork Orange\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11683,29,'\n186,000 Miles per Second.  It\'s not just a good idea.  IT\'S THE LAW.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11684,29,'\nStupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11685,29,'\nGee, Toto, I don\'t think we\'re in Kansas anymore.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11686,29,'\nChildren begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.  Rarely,\nif ever, do they forgive them.\n- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11687,29,'\nSingle tasking: Just Say No.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11688,29,'\n\"Catch a wave and you\'re sitting on top of the world.\"\n- The Beach Boys\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11689,29,'\n\"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them\nseemed to come from Texas.\"\n- Ian Fleming, \"Casino Royale\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11690,29,'\n\"I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my\nlifetime.\"\n- Johnny Legend\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11691,29,'\nBy one count there are some 700 scientists with respectable academic credentials\n(out of a total of 480,000 U.S. earth and life scientists) who give credence\nto creation-science, the general theory that complex life forms did not evolve\nbut appeared \"abruptly.\"\n- Newsweek, June 29, 1987, pg. 23\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11692,29,'\nEven if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements,\nsooner or later the product will speak for itself.\n- Hajime Karatsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11693,29,'\nIn order to succeed in any enterprise, one must be persistent and patient.\nEven if one has to run some risks, one must be brave and strong enough to\nmeet and overcome vexing challenges to maintain a successful business in\nthe long run.  I cannot help saying that Americans lack this necessary \nchallenging spirit today.\n- Hajime Karatsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11694,29,'\nMemories of you remind me of you.\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11695,29,'\nLife.  Don\'t talk to me about life.\n- Marvin the Paranoid Anroid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11696,29,'\nOn a clear disk you can seek forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11697,29,'\nThe world is coming to an end--save your buffers!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11698,29,'\ngrep me no patterns and I\'ll tell you no lines.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11699,29,'\nIt is your destiny.\n- Darth Vader\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11700,29,'\nHokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at\nyour side.\n- Han Solo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11701,29,'\nHow many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\n\n3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say \"I told you so\" when it doesn\'t work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11702,29,'\nHow many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\n\n\"That\'s a known problem... don\'t worry about it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11703,29,'\nTo be is to program.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11704,29,'\nTo program is to be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11705,29,'\nI program, therefore I am.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11706,29,'\nPeople are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange\nsurroundings -- they can become accustomed to read Lisp and\nFortran programs, for example.\n- Leon Sterling and Ehud Shapiro, Art of Prolog, MIT Press\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11707,29,'\n\"I am your density.\"\n  -- George McFly in \"Back to the Future\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11708,29,'\n\"So why don\'t you make like a tree, and get outta here.\"\n  -- Biff in \"Back to the Future\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11709,29,'\n\"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.\"\n-- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11710,29,'\nThe existence of god implies a violation of causality.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11711,29,'\n\"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.\"\n- Doctor Graper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11712,29,'\nOperating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic\nfunctions of a computer.\n- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11713,29,'\nI pledge allegiance to the flag\nof the United States of America\nand to the republic for which it stands,\none nation,\nindivisible,\nwith liberty\nand justice for all.\n- Francis Bellamy, 1892\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11714,29,'\nPeople think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his \nears.  I think he\'s weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.\n-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11715,29,'\nMy brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of\nthe entire earth on it. On the back it said: \"Wish you were here\".\n -- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11716,29,'\nYou can\'t have everything... where would you put it?\n-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11717,29,'\nI was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and\n4 people died.\n-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11718,29,'\nYou know that feeling when you\'re leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip \nover?  Well, that\'s how I feel all the time.\n-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11719,29,'\nI came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and \nthe building started up.  So I took it out for a drive.  A cop pulled me over \nfor speeding.  He asked me where I live... \"Right here\".\n-- Steven Wright\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11720,29,'\n\"Live or die, I\'ll make a million.\"\n-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11721,29,'\nThe typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic\nlight table for cutting and pasting documents.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11722,29,'\nThere are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs.\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11723,29,'\nMy computer can beat up your computer.\n- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11724,29,'\nKill Ugly Processor Architectures\n- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11725,29,'\nKill Ugly Radio\n- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11726,29,'\n\"Just Say No.\"   - Nancy Reagan\n\n\"No.\"            - Ronald Reagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11727,29,'\nI believe that part of what propels science is the thirst for wonder.  It\'s a\nvery powerful emotion.  All children feel it.  In a first grade classroom\neverybody feels it; in a twelfth grade classroom almost nobody feels it, or\nat least acknowledges it.  Something happens between first and twelfth grade,\nand it\'s not just puberty.  Not only do the schools and the media not teach\nmuch skepticism, there is also little encouragement of this stirring sense\nof wonder.  Science and pseudoscience both arouse that feeling.  Poor\npopularizations of science establish an ecological niche for pseudoscience.\n- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11728,29,'\nIf science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible\nand exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience.  But there is a kind\nof Gresham\'s Law by which in popular culture the bad science drives out the\ngood.  And for this I think we have to blame, first, the scientific community\nourselves for not doing a better job of popularizing science, and second, the\nmedia, which are in this respect almost uniformly dreadful.  Every newspaper\nin America has a daily astrology column.  How many have even a weekly\nastronomy column?  And I believe it is also the fault of the educational\nsystem.  We do not teach how to think.  This is a very serious failure that\nmay even, in a world rigged with 60,000 nuclear weapons, compromise the human\nfuture.\n- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11729,29,'\n\"I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience.  And\nin addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the\nadditional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.\n- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11730,29,'\nI\'m often asked the question, \"Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-\ngence?\"  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,\nand use the word *billions*, and so on.  And then I say it would be astonishing\nto me if there weren\'t extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as\nyet no compelling evidence for it.  And then I\'m asked, \"Yeah, but what do you\nreally think?\"  I say, \"I just told you what I really think.\"  \"Yeah, but \nwhat\'s your gut feeling?\"  But I try not to think with my gut.  Really, it\'s\nokay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in.\n- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11731,29,'\nRepel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.\n- Indiana University fans\' chant for their perennially bad football team\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11732,29,'\nIf it\'s working, the diagnostics say it\'s fine.\nIf it\'s not working, the diagnostics say it\'s fine.\n- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11733,29,'\n   It is either through the influence of narcotic potions, of which all\nprimitive peoples and races speak in hymns, or through the powerful approach\nof spring, penetrating with joy all of nature, that those Dionysian stirrings\narise, which in their intensification lead the individual to forget himself\ncompletely. . . .Not only does the bond between man and man come to be forged\nonce again by the magic of the Dionysian rite, but alienated, hostile, or\nsubjugated nature again celebrates her reconciliation with her prodigal son,\nman.\n- Fred Nietzsche, The Birth of Tragedy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11734,29,'\nThe characteristic property of hallucinogens, to suspend the boundaries between\nthe experiencing self and the outer world in an ecstatic, emotional experience,\nmakes it posible with their help, and after suitable internal and external\nperparation...to evoke a mystical experience according to plan, so to speak...\nI see the true importance of LSD in the possibility of providing materail aid \nto meditation aimed at the mystical experience of a deeper, comprehensive\nreality.  Such a use accords entirely with the essence and working character\nof LSD as a sacred drug.\n- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11735,29,'\nI share the belief of many of my contemporaries that the spiritual crisis\npervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied only \nby a change in our world view.  We shall have to shift from the materialistic,\ndualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward a\nnew conciousness of an all-encompassing reality, which embraces the \nexperiencing ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate \nnature and all of creation.\n- Dr. Albert Hoffman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11736,29,'\nDeliberate provocation of mystical experience, particularly by LSD and related\nhallucinogens, in contrast to spontaneous visionary experiences, entails\ndangers that must not be underestimated.  Practitioners must take into\naccount the peculiar effects of these substances, namely their ability to\ninfluence our consciousness, the innermost essence of our being.  The history\nof LSD to date amply demonstrates the catastrophic consequences that can\nensue when its profound effect is misjudged and the substance is mistaken\nfor a pleasure drug.  Special internal and external advance preperations\nare required; with them, an LSD experiment can become a meaningful\nexperience.\n- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11737,29,'\nI believe that if people would learn to use LSD\'s vision-inducing capability\nmore wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice and in conjution\nwith meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonder\nchild.\n- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11738,29,'\nIn the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are\nprepared.\n- Louis Pasteur\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11739,29,'\ncore error - bus dumped\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11740,29,'\nIf imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not \nuse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11741,29,'\n\"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you.\"\n- A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11742,29,'\n\"Ahead warp factor 1\"\n- Captain Kirk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11743,29,'\n   Fiery energy lanced out, but the beams struck an intangible wall between\nthe Gubru and the rapidly turning Earth ship.\n\n   \"Water!\" it shrieked as it read the spectral report.  \"A barrier of water\nvapor!  A civilized race could not have found such a trick in the Library!\nA civilized race could not have stooped so low!  A civilized race would not\nhave...\"\n\n   It screamed as the Gubru ship hit a cloud of drifting snowflakes.\n\n- Startide Rising, by David Brin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11744,29,'\nHarrison\'s Postulate:\n\tFor every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11745,29,'\nMr. Cole\'s Axiom:\n\tThe sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;\n\tthe population is growing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11746,29,'\nFelson\'s Law:\n\tTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from\n\tmany is research.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11747,29,'\n...Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an\ninveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth.  Most notably I have\nignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old.  Well, I\nhaven\'t ignored it; I considered the purported evidence and *then* rejected it.\nThere is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between \nprejudice and postjudice.  Prejudice is making a judgment before you have\nlooked at the facts.  Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards.  Prejudice\nis terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious\nmistakes.  Postjudice is not terrible.  You can\'t be perfect of course; you\nmay make mistakes also.  But it is permissible to make a judgment after you\nhave examined the evidence.  In some circles it is even encouraged.\n- Carl Sagan, The Burden of Skepticism, Skeptical Enquirer, Vol. 12, pg. 46\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11748,29,'\nIf a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,\nand (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can\nconvince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.\n- Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11749,29,'\nAmerica has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.\n- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11750,29,'\nUnix:  Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once.\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11751,29,'\nSometimes, too long is too long.\n- Joe Crowe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11752,29,'\nWhen bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one,\nan unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.\n- Edmund Burke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11753,29,'\nBehind all the political rhetoric being hurled at us from abroad, we are \nbringing home one unassailable fact -- [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized\nstandard, committed against innocent people, away from the scene of political\nconflict, and must be dealt with as a crime. . . .\n   [I]n our recognition of the nature of terrorism as a crime lies our best hope\nof dealing with it. . . .\n   [L]et us use the tools that we have.  Let us invoke the cooperation we have\nthe right to expect around the world, and with that cooperation let us shrink\nthe dark and dank areas of sanctuary until these cowardly marauders are held\nto answer as criminals in an open and public trial for the crimes they have\ncommitted, and receive the punishment they so richly deserve.\n- William H. Webster, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation, 15 Oct 1985\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11754,29,'\n\"Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.\"\n- Thomas Paine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11755,29,'\n\"I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit.  It\'s the only way to be sure.\"\n- Corporal Hicks, in \"Aliens\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11756,29,'\n\"There is nothing so deadly as not to hold up to people the opportunity to\ndo great and wonderful things, if we wish to stimulate them in an active way.\"\n- Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11757,29,'\n\"...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the\ndowntrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited\nawareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect.\"\n- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11758,29,'\n\"Athens built the Acropolis.  Corinth was a commercial city, interested in\npurely materialistic things.  Today we admire Athens, visit it, preserve the\nold temples, yet we hardly ever set foot in Corinth.\"\n- Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11759,29,'\n\"Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such will\nserve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the whole spectrum of\nsociety...It is justified because...the program can give a sense of shared\nadventure and achievement to the society at large.\"\n- Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11760,29,'\nThe challenge of space exploration and particularly of landing men on the moon\nrepresents the greatest challenge which has ever faced the human race.  Even\nif there were no clear scientific or other arguments for proceeding with this\ntask, the whole history of our civilization would still impel men toward the\ngoal.  In fact, the assembly of the scientific and military with these human\narguments creates such an overwhelming case that in can be ignored only by\nthose who are blind to the teachings of history, or who wish to suspend the\ndevelopment of civilization at its moment of greatest opportunity and drama.\n- Sir Bernard Lovell, 1962, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11761,29,'\nThe idea of man leaving this earth and flying to another celestial body and\nlanding there and stepping out and walking over that body has a fascination\nand a driving force that can get the country to a level of energy, ambition,\nand will that I do not see in any other undertaking.  I think if we are\nhonest with ourselves, we must admit that we needed that impetus extremely\nstrongly.  I sincerely believe that the space program, with its manned\nlanding on the moon, if wisely executed, will become the spearhead for a\nbroad front of courageous and energetic activities in all the fields of\nendeavour of the human mind - activities which could not be carried out \nexcept in a mental climate of ambition and confidence which such a spearhead\ncan give.\n- Dr. Martin Schwarzschild, 1962, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11762,29,'\nHuman society - man in a group - rises out of its lethargy to new levels of\nproductivity only under the stimulus of deeply inspiring and commonly \nappreciated goals.  A lethargic world serves no cause well; a spirited world\nworking diligently toward earnestly desired goals provides the means and\nthe strength toward which many ends can be satisfied...to unparalleled\nsocial accomplishment.\n- Dr. Lloyd V. Berkner, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11763,29,'\nThe vigor of civilized societies is preserved by the widespread sense that high\naims are worth-while.  Vigorous societies harbor a certain extravagance of\nobjectives, so that men wander beyond the safe provision of personal\ngratifications.  All strong interests easily become impersonal, the love of\na good job well done.  There is a sense of harmony about such an accomplishment,\nthe Peace brought by something worth-while.\n- Alfred North Whitehead, 1963, in \"The History of Manned Space Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11764,29,'\nI do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign itself\nto going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon...\n- Lyndon B. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11765,29,'\nLife\'s the same, except for the shoes.\n- The Cars\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11766,29,'\nPurple hum\nAssorted cars\nLaser lights, you bring\n\nAll to prove\nYou\'re on the move\nand vanishing\n- The Cars\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11767,29,'\nCould be you\'re crossing the fine line\nA silly driver kind of...off the wall\n\nYou keep it cool when it\'s t-t-tight\n...eyes wide open when you start to fall.\n- The Cars\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11768,29,'\nAdapt.  Enjoy.  Survive.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11769,29,'\nWere there fewer fools, knaves would starve.\n- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11770,29,'\nHumanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be\nlost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.\n- Isaac Asimov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11771,29,'\nAnd the crowd was stilled.  One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,\nturned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.  Wide-eyed,\nthe Child raised his voice and said once again, \"Why, the Emperor has no\nclothes!  He is naked!\"\n- \"The Emperor\'s New Clothes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11772,29,'\n\"Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of\nSilly Putty.\"\n-  Dennis Rawlins, astronomer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11773,29,'\nTo date, the firm conclusions of Project Blue Book are:\n   1. no unidentified flying object reported, investigated and evaluated\n      by the Air Force has ever given any indication of threat to our\n      national security;\n   2. there has been no evidence submitted to or discovered by the Air\n      Force that sightings categorized as UNIDENTIFIED represent\n      technological developments or principles beyond the range of\n      present-day scientific knowledge; and\n   3. there has been no evidence indicating that sightings categorized\n      as UNIDENTIFIED are extraterrestrial vehicles.\n- the summary of Project Blue Book, an Air Force study of UFOs from 1950\n  to 1965, as quoted by James Randi in Flim-Flam!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11774,29,'\nThose who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their\nhearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt,\nwithout an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only\nin the God idea, not God Himself.\n- Miguel de Unamuno, Spanish philosopher and writer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11775,29,'\nDoubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.\n- Kahlil Gibran\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11776,29,'\nDoubt isn\'t the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.\n- Paul Tillich, German theologian and historian\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11777,29,'\nDoubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.\n- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11778,29,'\nIf only God would give me some clear sign!  Like making a large deposit\nin my name at a Swiss Bank.\n- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11779,29,'\nI cannot affirm God if I fail to affirm man.  Therefore, I affirm both.\nWithout a belief in human unity I am hungry and incomplete.  Human unity\nis the fulfillment of diversity.  It is the harmony of opposites.  It is\na many-stranded texture, with color and depth.\n- Norman Cousins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11780,29,'\nTo downgrade the human mind is bad theology.\n- C. K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11781,29,'\n...difference of opinion is advantageious in religion.  The several sects\nperform the office of a common censor morum over each other.  Is uniformity\nattainable?  Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the\nintroduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned;\nyet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.\n- Thomas Jefferson, \"Notes on Virginia\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11782,29,'\nLife is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a problem to\nbe solved.\n- Gerard Straub, television producer and author (stolen from Frank Herbert??)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11783,29,'\nSo we follow our wandering paths, and the very darkness acts as our guide and\nour doubts serve to reassure us.\n- Jean-Pierre de Caussade, eighteenth-century Jesuit priest\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11784,29,'\nFaith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the\nimprobable.\n- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11785,29,'\nAnd do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?  The judgement of God\nupon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of \ncriminal at the bar of justice.\n- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11786,29,'\nI judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents\nbecome better people as a result of practicing it.\n- Joe Mullally, computer salesman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11787,29,'\nImitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11788,29,'\n\"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry\"\n- An error message printed by DEC\'s RSTS operating system for the PDP-11\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11789,29,'\nHow many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\n\nOne to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored\npower tools.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11790,29,'\nHow many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\n\nThree: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11791,29,'\nHow long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?\n\nIt depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11792,29,'\nIt does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.\nIt neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.\n- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11793,29,'\nI do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman\nChurch, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church,\nnor by any Church that I know of.  My own mind is my own Church.\n- Thomas Paine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11794,29,'\nGod requireth not a uniformity of religion.\n- Roger Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11795,29,'\nThe day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being\nas his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of\nthe generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.  But we may hope that the\ndawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with\nthis artificial scaffolding and restore to us the primitive and genuine\ndoctrines of this most venerated Reformer of human errors.\n- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11796,29,'\nLet us, then, fellow citizens, unite with one heart and one mind.  Let us\nrestore to social intercourse that harmony and affection without which\nliberty and even life itself are but dreary things.  And let us reflect\nthat having banished from our land that religious intolerance under which\nmankind so long bled, we have yet gained little if we counternance a\npolitical intolerance as despotic, as wicked, and capable of a bitter and\nbloody persecutions.\n- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11797,29,'\nI do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.\n- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11798,29,'\nThe divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.  Nowhere\nin the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths,\nDoctrines, and whole carloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in\nChristianity.\n- John Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11799,29,'\nThe Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion.  I could\nnever give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.\n- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11800,29,'\nAs to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion,\nas he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see;\nbut I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have,\nwith most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his\ndivinity.\n- Benjamin Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11801,29,'\nI would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have\ngotten the hostages released.  I thank God they were satisfied with the\nmissiles and we didn\'t have to go to that extreme.\n- Oliver North\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11802,29,'\nI believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute --\nwhere no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic)\nhow to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whom\nto vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or\npolitical preference--and where no man is denied public office merely\nbecause his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the\npeople who might elect him.\n- from John F. Kennedy\'s address to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association\n  September 12, 1960.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11803,29,'\nThe truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not only\nopposed to the scientific spirit; it is also opposed to all other attempts\nat rational thinking.  Not by accident does Genesis 3 make the father of\nknowledge a serpent -- slimy, sneaking and abominable.  Since the earliest\ndays the church as an organization has thrown itself violently against every\neffort to liberate the body and mind of man.  It has been, at all times and\neverywhere, the habitual and incorrigible defender of bad governments, bad\nlaws, bad social theories, bad institutions.  It was, for centuries, an\napologist for slavery, as it was the apologist for the divine right of kings.\n- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11804,29,'\nThe notion that science does not concern itself with first causes -- that it\nleaves the field to theology or metaphysics, and confines itself to mere \neffects -- this notion has no support in the plain facts.  If it could,\nscience would explain the origin of life on earth at once--and there is \nevery reason to believe that it will do so on some not too remote tomorrow.\nTo argue that gaps in knowledge which will confront the seeker must be filled,\nnot by patient inquiry, but by intuition or revelation, is simply to give\nignorance a gratuitous and preposterous dignity....\n- H. L. Mencken, 1930\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11805,29,'\nThe evidence of the emotions, save in cases where it has strong objective\nsupport, is really no evidence at all, for every recognizable emotion has\nits opposite, and if one points one way then another points the other way.\nThus the familiar argument that there is an instinctive desire for immortality,\nand that this desire proves it to be a fact, becomes puerile when it is\nrecalled that there is also a powerful and widespread fear of annihilation,\nand that this fear, on the same principle proves that there is nothing\nbeyond the grave.  Such childish \"proofs\" are typically theological, and\nthey remain theological even when they are adduced by men who like to \nflatter themselves by believing that they are scientific gents....\n- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11806,29,'\nThere is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon,\nhowever marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable.\nSoon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be \ndiscovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator\non his own account.  The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is\neven highly probable.\n- H. L. Mencken, 1930\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11807,29,'\nThe best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and\nfellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are\ndrifting side by side to our common doom.\n- Clarence Darrow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11808,29,'\nWe\'re here to give you a computer, not a religion.\n- attributed to Bob Pariseau, at the introduction of the Amiga\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11809,29,'\n...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is\nthe practice of truth.\n- George Jacob Holyoake\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11810,29,'\n\"If you\'ll excuse me a minute, I\'m going to have a cup of coffee.\"\n- broadcast from Apollo 11\'s LEM, \"Eagle\", to Johnson Space Center, Houston\n  July 20, 1969, 7:27 P.M.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11811,29,'\nThe meek are contesting the will.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11812,29,'\nI\'m sick of being trodden on!  The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!\nAll it costs is my soul!  I\'ll do it, cuz NOW I\'M MAD!!!\n- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11813,29,'\n   On Krat\'s main screen appeared the holo image of a man, and several dolphins.\nFrom the man\'s shape, Krat could tell it was a female, probably their leader.\n   \"...stupid creatures unworthy of the name `sophonts.\'  Foolish, pre-sentient\nupspring of errant masters.  We slip away from all your armed might, laughing\nat your clumsiness!  We slip away as we always will, you pathetic creatures.\nAnd now that we have a real head start, you\'ll never catch us!  What better\nproof that the Progenitors favor not you, but us!  What better proof...\"\n   The taunt went on.  Krat listened, enraged, yet at the same time savoring\nthe artistry of it.  These men are better than I\'d thought.  Their insults\nare wordy and overblown, but they have talent.  They deserve honorable, slow\ndeaths.\n- David Brin, Startide Rising\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11814,29,'\n\"I\'m a mean green mother from outer space\"\n -- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11815,29,'\nLike my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.\nIt doesn\'t seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who\nwatches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide\npeople to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and\ncruelty for that.  On the other hand, I respect and envy the people \nwho get inspiration from their religions.\n- Benjamin Spock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11816,29,'\nAny sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.\n- Andy Finkel, computer guy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11817,29,'\nBeing schizophrenic is better than living alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11818,29,'\nNOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.\n- The Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11819,29,'\nYes, many primitive people still believe this myth...But in today\'s technical \nvastness of the future, we can guess that surely things were much different.\n- The Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11820,29,'\n...this is an awesome sight.  The entire rebel resistance buried under six\nmillion hardbound copies of \"The Naked Lunch.\"\n- The Firesign Theater\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11821,29,'\nWe want to create puppets that pull their own strings.\n- Ann Marion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11822,29,'\nI know engineers.  They love to change things.\n- Dr. McCoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11823,29,'\nOn our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software\ntool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.\n- John Lions (U. of Toronto (?))\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11824,29,'\nThose who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.\n- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11825,29,'\n\"You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United\nStates?  Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment.\nHere, there is no such mobility.  If you have the slightest bit of intellectual\nintegrity you cannot support the government.... That\'s why the best computer \nminds belong to the opposition.\"\n- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11826,29,'\n\"Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .... everyone was\neating paper and a policeman was at the door.  Now all you have to do is\nbend a disk.\"\n- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity, \n  commenting on the benefits of using computers in support of their movement\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11827,29,'\nClothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.\n- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11828,29,'\nThe sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we\'ll find their money.\n- Ed Bluestone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11829,29,'\nHe\'s dead, Jim.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11830,29,'\nNew York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.\n- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11831,29,'\nYou can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.\n- Al Capone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11832,29,'\nThe fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects\ninto a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to\nlevitation.\n\nTeleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the \ncharacter does not have fire resistance.\n\n- README file from the NetHack game\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11833,29,'\nRemember, there\'s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.\n- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11834,29,'\nI think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and\ntired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this\ncountry with being sick and tired.  I\'m certainly not.  But I\'m\nsick and tired of being told that I am.\n- Monty Python\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11835,29,'\n\"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.\"\n-- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11836,29,'\nThere is a time in the tides of men,\nWhich, taken at its flood, leads on to success.\nOn the other hand, don\'t count on it.\n- T. K. Lawson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11837,29,'\nTo follow foolish precedents, and wink\nWith both our eyes, is easier than to think.\n- William Cowper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11838,29,'\nIt is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.\n- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11839,29,'\nOne may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or\nabout the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive\nexperiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to\nmerit a wise man\'s reflection.\n- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University,\n  commenting on psi research\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11840,29,'\nNothing ever becomes real until it is experienced.\n- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11841,29,'\nYour good nature will bring you unbounded happiness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11842,29,'\n\"Our journey toward the stars has progressed swiftly.\n\nIn 1926 Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-propelled rocket,\nachieving an altitude of 41 feet.  In 1962 John Glenn orbited the earth.\n\nIn 1969, only 66 years after Orville Wright flew two feet off the ground\nfor 12 seconds, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and I rocketed to the moon\nin Apollo 11.\"\n-- Michael Collins\n   Former astronaut and past Director of the National Air and Space Museum\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11843,29,'\nMost people exhibit what political scientists call \"the conservatism of the\npeasantry.\"  Don\'t lose what you\'ve got.  Don\'t change.  Don\'t take a chance,\nbecause you might end up starving to death.  Play it safe.  Buy just as much\nas you need.  Don\'t waste time.\n\nWhen  we think about risk, human beings and corporations realize in their\nheads that risks are necessary to grow, to survive.  But when it comes down\nto keeping good people when the crunch comes, or investing money in\nsomething untried, only the brave reach deep into their pockets and play\nthe game as it must be played.\n\n- David Lammers, \"Yakitori\", Electronic Engineering Times, January 18, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11844,29,'\n\"We can\'t schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting\"\n--Stanley Sutton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11845,29,'\nWeekends were made for programming.\n- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11846,29,'\n\"Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his \nroars.  Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the\nforlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind\nthe railroad yards.\"\n- H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters\n  of Tennessee\'s anti-evolution law at the Scopes \"Monkey Trial\" in 1925.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11847,29,'\n...we must counterpose the overwhelming judgment provided by consistent\nobservations and inferences by the thousands.  The earth is billions of\nyears old and its living creatures are linked by ties of evolutionary\ndescent.  Scientists stand accused of promoting dogma by so stating, but\ndo we brand people illiberal when they proclaim that the earth is neither\nflat nor at the center of the universe?  Science *has* taught us some\nthings with confidence!  Evolution on an ancient earth is as well\nestablished as our planet\'s shape and position.  Our continuing struggle\nto understand how evolution happens (the \"theory of evolution\") does not\ncast our documentation of its occurrence -- the \"fact of evolution\" --\ninto doubt.\n- Stephen Jay Gould, \"The Verdict on Creationism\", The Skeptical Inquirer,\n  Vol XII No. 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11848,29,'\nThis was the ultimate form of ostentation among technology freaks -- to have\na system so complete and sophisticated that nothing showed; no machines,\nno wires, no controls.\n- Michael Swanwick, \"Vacuum Flowers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11849,29,'\nMen ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our\npleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as well as our sorrows, pains, griefs\nand tears.  ... It is the same thing which makes us mad or delirious, inspires\nus with dread and fear, whether by night or by day, brings us sleeplessness,\ninopportune mistakes, aimless anxieties, absent-mindedness and acts that are\ncontrary to habit...\n- Hippocrates (c. 460-c. 377 B.C.), The Sacred Disease\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11850,29,'\nModern psychology takes completely for granted that behavior and neural function\nare perfectly correlated, that one is completely caused by the other.  There is\nno separate soul or lifeforce to stick a finger into the brain now and then and\nmake neural cells do what they would not otherwise.  Actually, of course, this\nis a working assumption only....It is quite conceivable that someday the\nassumption will have to be rejected.  But it is important also to see that we\nhave not reached that day yet: the working assumption is a necessary one and\nthere is no real evidence opposed to it.  Our failure to solve a problem so\nfar does not make it insoluble.  One cannot logically be a determinist in\nphysics and biology, and a mystic in psychology.\n- D. O. Hebb, Organization of Behavior:  A Neuropsychological Theory, 1949\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11851,29,'\nPrevalent beliefs that knowledge can be tapped from previous incarnations or\nfrom a \"universal mind\" (the repository of all past wisdom and creativity)\nnot only are implausible but also unfairly demean the stunning achievements\nof individual human brains.\n- Barry L. Beyerstein, \"The Brain and Consciousness: Implications for Psi\n  Phenomena\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 163-171\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11852,29,'\n... Fortunately, the responsibility for providing evidence is on the part of\nthe person making the claim, not the critic.  It is not the responsibility\nof UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has never existed, nor is it the\nresponsibility of paranormal-health-claims skeptics to prove that crystals\nor colored lights never healed anyone.  The skeptic\'s role is to point out\nclaims that are not adequately supported by acceptable evidcence and to\nprovide plausible alternative explanations that are more in keeping with\nthe accepted body of scientific evidence. ...\n- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, pg. 215\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11853,29,'\n\"Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist.\"\n- Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11854,29,'\nExtraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof.  There are many examples of\noutsiders who eventually overthrew entrenched scientific orthodoxies, but\nthey prevailed with irrefutable data.  More often, egregious findings that\ncontradict well-established research turn out to be artifacts.  I have\nargued that accepting psychic powers, reincarnation, \"cosmic conciousness,\"\nand the like, would entail fundamental revisions of the foundations of\nneuroscience.  Before abandoning materialist theories of mind that have paid\nhandsome dividends, we should insist on better evidence for psi phenomena\nthan presently exists, especially when neurology and psychology themselves\noffer more plausible alternatives.\n- Barry L. Beyerstein, \"The Brain and Conciousness: Implications for Psi\n   Phenomena\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 163-171\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11855,29,'\nEvolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact.\nOnly a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only\natheists could accept this Satanic theory.\n- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, \"The Pre-Adamic Creation and Evolution\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11856,29,'\nEvolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around\nthe sun.  At one time this was called the Copernican theory; but, when\nevidence for a theory becomes so overwhelming that no informed person\ncan doubt it, it is customary for scientists to call it a fact.  That all\npresent life descended from earlier forms, over vast stretches of geologic\ntime, is as firmly established as Copernican cosmology.  Biologists differ\nonly with respect to theories about how the process operates.\n- Martin Gardner, \"Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life\", \n   The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 128-131\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11857,29,'\n...It is sad to find him belaboring the science community for its united\nopposition to ignorant creationists who want teachers and textbooks to\ngive equal time to crank arguments that have advanced not a step beyond\nthe flyblown rhetoric of Bishop Wilberforce and William Jennings Bryan.\n- Martin Gardner, \"Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life\", \n   The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 128-131\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11858,29,'\n... The book is worth attention for only two reasons:  (1) it attacks\nattempts to expose sham paranormal studies; and (2) it is very well and\nplausibly written and so rather harder to dismiss or refute by simple\njeering.\n- Harry Eagar, reviewing \"Beyond the Quantum\" by Michael Talbot,\n   The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 200-201\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11859,29,'\nNow I lay me down to sleep\nI hear the sirens in the street\nAll my dreams are made of chrome\nI have no way to get back home\n- Tom Waits\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11860,29,'\nI am here by the will of the people and I won\'t leave until I get my raincoat\nback.\n- a slogan of the anarchists in Richard Kadrey\'s \"Metrophage\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11861,29,'\nHow many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?\n\nSeven:  One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to do\n        with the old one for the next 10,000 years.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11862,29,'\nMike\'s Law:\nFor a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the\nmarginal product of labor for any number of additional workers\nequals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.\nLet\'s not even consider a chainsaw.\n- Mike Dennison\n[You could always schedule the saw, though - ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11863,29,'\nAs long as we\'re going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making\nit round this time.\n- Mike Dennison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11864,29,'\nThis conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms \nindustry is now in the American experience... We must not fail to \ncomprehend its grave implications... We must guard against the \nacquisition of unwarranted influence...by the military-industrial\ncomplex.  The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power\nexists and will persist.\n- Dwight D. Eisenhower, from his farewell address in 1961\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11865,29,'\nThis restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered\nfrench toast in the renaissance.\n- Steven Wright, comedian\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11866,29,'\nEveryone has a purpose in life.  Perhaps yours is watching television.\n- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11867,29,'\nA lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it\'s designed to be minimal.\nThe smallness of it is what\'s attractive.  It\'s weird, \'cause it\'s so\nintellectually lame.  It\'s hard to see me doing that for the rest of\nmy life.  But at the same time, it\'s what I do best.\n- Chris Elliot, writer and performer on \"Late Night with David Letterman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11868,29,'\ne-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood that the electronic data \nyou\'re seeing is genuine rather than somebody\'s made-up crap.\n- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11869,29,'\nWhenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong.\n- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11870,29,'\nMy mother is a fish.\n- William Faulkner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11871,29,'\nThe further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it\nseems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the\nfear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving\nafter rational knowledge.\n- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11872,29,'\nThe more a man is imbued with the ordered regularity of all events, the firmer\nbecomes his conviction that there is no room left by the side of this ordered\nregularity for causes of a different nature.  For him neither the rule of\nhuman nor the rule of divine will exists as an independent cause of natural\nevents.  To be sure, the doctrine of a personal God interfering with natural\nevents could never be refuted, in the real sense, by science, for this\ndoctrine can always take refuge in those domains in which scientific knowledge\nhas not yet been able to set foot.\n\nBut I am persuaded that such behavior on the part of the representatives\nof religion would not only be unworthy but also fatal.  For a doctrine which \nis able to maintain itself not in clear light, but only in the dark, will\nof necessity lose its effect on mankind, with incalculable harm to human\nprogress.  In their struggle for the ethical good, teachers of religion\nmust have the stature to give up the doctrine of a personal God, that is, \ngive up that source of fear and hope which in the past placed such vast\npowers in the hands of priests.  In their labors they will have to avail\nthemselves of those forces which are capable of cultivating the Good, the \nTrue, and the Beautiful in humanity itself.  This is, to be sure, a more\ndifficult but an incomparably more worthy task.\n- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11873,29,'\nAnyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,\nrecognize that the domination of education or of government by any one\nparticular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.\n- Eleanor Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11874,29,'\nMost non-Catholics know that the Catholic schools are rendering a greater\nservice to our nation than the public schools in which subversive textbooks\nhave been used, in which Communist-minded teachers have taught, and from\nwhose classrooms Christ and even God Himself are barred.\n- from \"Our Sunday Visitor\", an American-Catholic newspaper, 1949\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11875,29,'\nThose of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever\nchurch he sees fit, and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused\nof prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with\nreligious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers\' money.\n- Eleanor Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11876,29,'\nSpiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporal\npower should not become too important in any church.\n- Eleanor Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11877,29,'\nTruth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind...\n- Percy Bysshe Shelley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11878,29,'\nIf atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is\nidentified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a\ncollection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then\nI have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as\nplentiful as blackberries...\n- Leslie Stephen (1832-1904), literary essayist, author\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11879,29,'\nIt is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon\ninsufficient evidence.\n- W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, circa 1876\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11880,29,'\nWhy, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is\nwrapped in the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits\nthat unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant?\nIs it not a spectacle to make the angels laugh?  We are a company of\nignorant beings, feeling our way through mists and darkness, learning only\nbe incessantly repeated blunders, obtaining a glimmering of truth by\nfalling into every conceivable error, dimly discerning light enough for \nour daily needs, but hopelessly differing whenever we attempt to describe\nthe ultimate origin or end of our paths; and yet, when one of us ventures\nto declare that we don\'t know the map of the universe as well as the map\nof our infintesimal parish, he is hooted, reviled, and perhaps told that\nhe will be damned to all eternity for his faithlessness...\n- Leslie Stephen, \"An agnostic\'s Apology\", Fortnightly Review, 1876\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11881,29,'\nTill then we shall be content to admit openly, what you (religionists)\nwhisper under your breath or hide in technical jargon, that the ancient\nsecret is a secret still; that man knows nothing of the Infinite and\nAbsolute; and that, knowing nothing, he had better not be dogmatic about\nhis ignorance.  And, meanwhile, we will endeavour to be as charitable as\npossible, and whilst you trumpet forth officially your contempt for our\nskepticism, we will at least try to believe that you are imposed upon\nby your own bluster.\n- Leslie Stephen, \"An agnostic\'s Apology\", Fortnightly Review, 1876\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11882,29,'\nMarriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.\n- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11883,29,'\nWhat is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity.  We are all formed\nof frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other\'s folly --\nthat is the first law of nature.\n- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11884,29,'\nIt is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because\nhe is not of the same opinion, is a monster.\n- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11885,29,'\nI simply try to aid in letting the light of historical truth into that\ndecaying mass of outworn thought which attaches the modern world to\nmedieval conceptions of Christianity, and which still lingers among us --\na most serious barrier to religion and morals, and a menace to the whole\nnormal evolution of society.\n- Andrew D. White, author, first president of Cornell University, 1896\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11886,29,'\nThe man scarce lives who is not more credulous than he ought to be.... The\nnatural disposition is always to believe.  It is acquired wisdom and experience\nonly that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough.\n- Adam Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11887,29,'\nI put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis\nsocks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for:  If they think\nyou\'re crude, go technical; if they think you\'re technical, go crude.  I\'m a\nvery technical boy.  So I decided to get as crude as possible.  These days,\nthough, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to \ncrudeness.\n- Johnny Mnemonic, by William Gibson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11888,29,'\nHowever, on religious issures there can be little or no compromise.\nThere is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious\nbeliefs.  There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than\nJesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being.\nBut like any powerful weapon, the use of God\'s name on one\'s behalf\nshould be used sparingly.  The religious factions that are growing\nthroughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom.\nThey are trying to force government leaders into following their position\n100 percent.  If you disagree with these religious groups on a \nparticular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of\nmoney or votes or both.  I\'m frankly sick and tired of the political\npreachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be\na moral person, I must believe in \"A,\" \"B,\" \"C,\" and \"D.\"  Just who do\nthey think they are?  And from where do they presume to claim the \nright to dictate their moral beliefs to me?  And I am even more angry as\na legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who\nthinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll\ncall in the Senate.  I am warning them today:  I will fight them every\nstep of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all\nAmericans in the name of \"conservatism.\"\n- Senator Barry Goldwater, from the Congressional Record, September 16, 1981\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11889,29,'\n\"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell\'s ass.\"\n- Senator Barry Goldwater, when asked what he thought of Jerry Falwell\'s\nsuggestion that all good Christians should be against Sandra Day O\'Connor\'s\nnomination to the Supreme Court\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11890,29,'\n...And no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers.  No matter how assured\nwe may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful\ninconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions.  This is true in religion as\nit is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive.\nAs for the fanatics, whose number is legion in our own time, we might be\nadvised to leave them to heaven.  They will not, unfortunately, do us the\nsame courtesy.  They attack us and each other, and whatever their \nprotestations to peaceful intent, the bloody record of history makes clear\nthat they are easily disposed to restore to the sword.  My own belief in\nGod, then, is just that -- a matter of belief, not knowledge.  My respect\nfor Jesus Christ arises from the fact that He seems to have been the\nmost virtuous inhabitant of Planet Earth.  But even well-educated Christians\nare frustated in their thirst for certainty about the beloved figure\nof Jesus because of the undeniable ambiguity of the scriptural record.\nSuch ambiguity is not apparent to children or fanatics, but every\nrecognized Bible scholar is perfectly aware of it.  Some Christians, alas,\nresort to formal lying to obscure such reality.\n- Steve Allen, comdeian, from an essay in the book \"The Courage of \n  Conviction\", edited by Philip Berman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11891,29,'\n...it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the\nexistence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great\nsystems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative\nhypothesis of an extremely low order of probability.\n- Sidney Hook\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11892,29,'\nA fanatic is a person who can\'t change his mind and won\'t change the subject.\n- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11893,29,'\nWe\'re fighting against humanism, we\'re fighting against liberalism...\nwe are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying\nour nation today...our battle is with Satan himself.\n- Jerry Falwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11894,29,'\nThey [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach\nof daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions\nof the duperies on which they live.\n- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11895,29,'\nSaints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent.\n- George Orwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11896,29,'\nAs I argued in \"Beloved Son\", a book about my son Brian and the subject\nof religious communes and cults, one result of proper early instruction\nin the methods of rational thought will be to make sudden mindless\nconversions -- to anything -- less likely.  Brian now realizes this and\nhas, after eleven years, left the sect he was associated with.  The \nproblem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to\na religious philosophy -- and it does not matter whether that philosophy\nis generally reasonable and high-minded or utterly bizarre and \nirrational -- the powers of reason are suprisingly ineffective in \nchanging the believer\'s mind.\n- Steve Allen, comdeian, from an essay in the book \"The Courage of \n  Conviction\", edited by Philip Berman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11897,29,'\nNothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult\nthan to understand him.\n- Fyodor Dostoevski\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11898,29,'\nWe may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should\ngovern their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the\ncenter of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major\nprohpet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual \nconcerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get\nChristians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God.\nBut all will agree on a proposition that they possess profound spiritual\nresources.  If, in addition, we can get them to accept the further\nproposition that whatever form the Deity may have in their own theology,\nthe Deity is not only external, but internal and acts through them, and\nthey themselves give proof or disproof of the Deity in what they do and\nthink; if this further proposition can be accepted, then we come that\nmuch closer to a truly religious situation on earth.\n- Norman Cousins, from his book \"Human Options\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11899,29,'\nThe Messiah will come.  There will be a resurrection of the dead -- all\nthe things that Jews believed in before they got so damn sophisticated.\n- Rabbi Meir Kahane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11900,29,'\nThe world is no nursery.\n- Sigmund Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11901,29,'\nIf one inquires why the American tradition is so strong against any\nconnection of State and Church, why it dreads even the rudiments of\nreligious teaching in state-maintained schools, the immediate and\nsuperficial answer is not far to seek....\nThe cause lay largely in the diversity and vitality of the various\ndenominations, each fairly sure that, with a fair field and no favor,\nit could make its own way; and each animated by a jealous fear that,\nif any connection of State and Church were permitted, some rival\ndenomination would get an unfair advantage.\n- John Dewey (1859-1953), American philosopher, \n  from \"Democracy in the Schools\", 1908\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11902,29,'\nAlready the spirit of our schooling is permeated with the feeling that\nevery subject, every topic, every fact, every professed truth must be\nsubmitted to a certain publicity and impartiality.  All proffered \nsamples of learning must go to the same assay-room and be subjected to \ncommon tests.  It is the essence of all dogmatic faiths to hold that\nany such \"show-down\" is sacrilegious and perverse.  The characteristic\nof religion, from their point of view, is that it is intellectually\nsecret, not public; peculiarly revealed, not generall known; \nauthoritatively declared, not communicated and tested in ordinary \nways...It is pertinent to point out that, as long as religion is\nconceived as it is now by the great majority of professed religionists,\nthere is something self-contradictory in speaking of education in\nreligion in the same sense in which we speak of education in topics\nwhere the method of free inquiry has made its way.  The \"religious\"\nwould be the last to be willing that either the history of the\ncontent of religion should be taught in this spirit; while those\nto whom the scientific standpoint is not merely a technical device,\nbut is the embodiment of the integrity of mind, must protest against\nits being taught in any other spirit.\n- John Dewey (1859-1953), American philosopher, \n  from \"Democracy in the Schools\", 1908\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11903,29,'\nIn the broad and final sense all institutions are educational in the\nsense that they operate to form the attitudes, dispositions, abilities\nand disabilities that constitute a concrete personality...Whether this\neducative process is carried on in a predominantly democratic or non-\ndemocratic way becomes, therefore, a question of transcendent importance\nnot only for education itself but for its final effect upon all the\ninterests and activites of a society that is committed to the democratic\nway of life.\n- John Dewey (1859-1953), American philosopher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11904,29,'\nHistory shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge,\nperiodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts\nthem asunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing\ngrub, at intervals, casts its too narrow skin and assumes another...\nTruly the imago state of Man seems to be terribly distant, but every\nmoult is a step gained.\n- Charles Darwin, from \"Origin of the Species\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11905,29,'\n...I would go so far as to suggest that, were it not for our ego and \nconcern to be different, the African apes would be included in our \nfamily, the Hominidae.\n- Richard Leakey\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11906,29,'\nIt is inconceivable that a judicious observer from another solar system\nwould see in our species -- which has tended to be cruel, destructive,\nwasteful, and irrational -- the crown and apex of cosmic evolution.\nViewing us as the culmination of *anything* is grotesque; viewing us\nas a transitional species makes more sense -- and gives us more hope.\n- Betty McCollister, \"Our Transitional Species\", \n  Free Inquiry magazine, Vol. 8, No. 1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11907,29,'\n\"Well, you see, it\'s such a transitional creature.  It\'s a piss-poor\nreptile and not very much of a bird.\"\n- Melvin Konner, from \"The Tangled Wing\", quoting a zoologist who has\nstudied the archeopteryz and found it \"very much like people\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11908,29,'\n\"You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.\"\n- Ellyn Mustard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11909,29,'\n\"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to\n create him.\"\n -Arthur C. Clarke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11910,29,'\n\"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?\"\n -Ronald Reagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11911,29,'\n\"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things \n we don\'t know yet.\"\n -Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11912,29,'\n\"Plan to throw one away.  You will anyway.\"\n- Fred Brooks, \"The Mythical Man Month\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11913,29,'\nYou need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.\n- Ellyn Mustard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11914,29,'\n\"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to\n create him.\"\n -Arthur C. Clarke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11915,29,'\n\"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?\"\n -Ronald Reagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11916,29,'\n\"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things \n we don\'t know yet.\"\n -Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11917,29,'\nThe Middle East is certainly the nexus of turmoil for a long time to come --\nwith shifting players, but the same game: upheaval.  I think we will be\nconfronting militant Islam -- particularly fallout from the Iranian\nrevolution -- and religion will once more, as it has in our own more\ndistant past -- play a role at least as standard-bearer in death and mayhem.\n- Bobby R. Inman, Admiral, USN, Retired, former director of Naval Intelligence,\n  vice director of the DIA, former director of the NSA, deputy director of\n  Central Intelligence, former chairman and CEO of MCC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11918,29,'\n...One thing is that, unlike any other Western democracy that I know of,\nthis country has operated since its beginnings with a basic distrust of \ngovernment.  We are constituted not for efficient operation of government,\nbut for minimizing the possibility of abuse of power.  It took the events\nof the Roosevelt era -- a catastrophic economic collapse and a world war --\nto introduce the strong central government that we now know.  But in most\nparts of the country today, the reluctance to have government is still\nstrong.  I think, barring a series of catastrophic events, that we can\nlook to at least another decade during which many of the big problems\naround this country will have to be addressed by institutions other than\nfederal government.\n- Bobby R. Inman, Admiral, USN, Retired, former director of Naval Intelligence,\n  vice director of the DIA, former director of the NSA, deputy directory of\n  Central Intelligence, former chairman and CEO of MCC.\n[the statist opinions expressed herein are not those of the cookie editor -ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11919,29,'\n\"I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics.\"\n- from \"The Graduate\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11920,29,'\n\"There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity.\"\n- David St. Hubbins, \"Spinal Tap\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11921,29,'\n\"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.\"\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11922,29,'\nI am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and by men who\nare equally certain that they represent the divine will.  I am sure that\neither the one or the other is mistaken in the belief, and perhaps in some\nrespects, both.\n\nI hope it will not be irreverent of me to say that if it is probable that\nGod would reveal his will to others on a point so connected with my duty,\nit might be supposed he would reveal it directly to me.\n- Abraham Lincoln\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11923,29,'\nIn space, no one can hear you fart.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11924,29,'\nBrain damage is all in your head.\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11925,29,'\nWish and hope succeed in discerning signs of paranormality where reason and\ncareful scientific procedure fail.\n- James E. Alcock, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11926,29,'\n\"It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but\nthe result\'s the same.\"\n- Mike Dennison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11927,29,'\n\"Creation science\" has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple\nand so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and\nbecause good teachers understand exactly why it is false.  What could be\nmore destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our\nentire intellectualy heritage -- good teaching -- than a bill forcing\nhonorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment\nto a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any\ngeneral understanding of science as an enterprise?\n-- Stephen Jay Gould, \"The Skeptical Inquirer\", Vol. 12, page 186\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11928,29,'\nIt is not well to be thought of as one who meekly submits to insolence and\nintimidation.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11929,29,'\n\"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at\nspeeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).\"\n-- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11930,29,'\n\"Your attitude determines your attitude.\"\n-- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11931,29,'\nIn arguing that current theories of brain function cast suspicion on ESP,\npsychokinesis, reincarnation, and so on, I am frequently challenged with\nthe most popular of all neuro-mythologies -- the notion that we ordinarily\nuse only 10 percent of our brains...\n\nThis \"cerebral spare tire\" concept continues to nourish the clientele of\n\"pop psychologists\" and their many recycling self-improvement schemes.  As\na metaphor for the fact that few of us fully exploit our talents, who could\ndeny it?  As a refuge for occultists seeking a neural basis of the miraculous,\nit leaves much to be desired.\n-- Barry L. Beyerstein, \"The Brain and Conciousness:  Implications for\n   Psi Phenomena\", The Skeptical Enquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2, pg. 171\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11932,29,'\nThufir\'s a Harkonnen now.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11933,29,'\n\"By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other\ndesigners in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.\"\n-- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fool\'s column in April 88\'s \"Computer Language\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11934,29,'\n\"If you want to eat hippopatomus, you\'ve got to pay the freight.\"\n-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11935,29,'\nParkinson\'s Law:  Work expands to fill the time alloted it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11936,29,'\nKarl\'s version of Parkinson\'s Law:  Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11937,29,'\nIt is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and\nfailed.\n- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11938,29,'\n\"Our journeys to the stars will be made on spaceships created by determined,\nhardworking scientists and engineers applying the principles of science, not\naboard flying saucers piloted by little gray aliens from some other dimension.\"\n-- Robert A. Baker, \"The Aliens Among Us:  Hypnotic Regression Revisited\",\n   The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11939,29,'\n\"...all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned products,\nif they are built at all, are dogs!\"\n-- David E. Lundstrom, \"A Few Good Men From Univac\", MIT Press, 1987\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11940,29,'\n\"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite \nimprovements.\"\n-- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11941,29,'\n\"We will bury you.\"\n-- Nikita Kruschev\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11942,29,'\n\"Now here\'s something you\'re really going to like!\"\n-- Rocket J. Squirrel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11943,29,'\n\"How to make a million dollars:  First, get a million dollars.\"\n-- Steve Martin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11944,29,'\n\"Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can think about.\"\n-- B. L. Whorf\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11945,29,'\nThe language provides a programmer with a set of conceptual tools; if these are\ninadequate for the task, they will simply be ignored.  For example, seriously\nrestricting the concept of a pointer simply forces the programmer to use a\nvector plus integer arithmetic to implement structures, pointer, etc.  Good\ndesign and the absence of errors cannot be guaranteed by mere language\nfeatures.\n-- Bjarne Stroustrup, \"The C++ Programming Language\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11946,29,'\n\"For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall of death rays.  How tacky can ya get?\"\n- Post Brothers comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11947,29,'\n\"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.\"\n-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11948,29,'\n\"An organization dries up if you don\'t challenge it with growth.\"\n-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11949,29,'\n\"I\'ve seen it.  It\'s rubbish.\"\n-- Marvin the Paranoid Android\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11950,29,'\nOur business is run on trust.  We trust you will pay in advance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11951,29,'\n\"Infidels in all ages have battled for the rights of man, and have at all times\nbeen the fearless advocates of liberty and justice.\"\n-- Robert Green Ingersoll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11952,29,'\nThe history of the rise of Christianity has everything to do with politics,\nculture, and human frailties and nothing to do with supernatural manipulation\nof events.  Had divine intervention been the guiding force, surely two\nmillennia after the birth of Jesus he would not have a world where there\nare more Muslims than Catholics, more Hindus than Protestants, and more\nnontheists than Catholics and Protestants combined.\n-- John K. Naland, \"The First Easter\", Free Inquiry magazine, Vol. 8, No. 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11953,29,'\nI find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.\n- Darse (\"Darth\") Vader\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11954,29,'\n\"All Bibles are man-made.\"\n-- Thomas Edison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11955,29,'\n\"Spock, did you see the looks on their faces?\"\n\"Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant contentment.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11956,29,'\n\"The triumph of libertarian anarchy is nearly (in historical terms) at\nhand... *if* we can keep the Left from selling us into slavery and the\nRight from blowing us up for, say, the next twenty years.\"\n-- Eric Rayman, usenet guy, about nanotechnology\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11957,29,'\n\"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.\"\n-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11958,29,'\n\"I think Michael is like litmus paper - he\'s always trying to learn.\"\n-- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitir about Michael Jackson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11959,29,'\nWhile it cannot be proved retrospectively that any experience of possession,\nconversion, revelation, or divine ecstasy was merely an epileptic discharge,\nwe must ask how one differentiates \"real transcendence\" from neuropathies\nthat produce the same extreme realness, profundity, ineffability, and sense\nof cosmic unity.  When accounts of sudden religious conversions in TLEs\n[temporal-lobe epileptics] are laid alongside the epiphanous revelations of\nthe religious tradition, the parallels are striking.  The same is true of the\nrecent spate of alleged UFO abductees.  Parsimony alone argues against invoking\nspirits, demons, or extraterrestrials when natural causes will suffice.\n-- Barry L. Beyerstein, \"Neuropathology and the Legacy of Spiritual \n   Possession\", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 3, pg. 255\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11960,29,'\n\"A verbal contract isn\'t worth the paper it\'s printed on.\"\n- Samuel Goldwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11961,29,'\n\"We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement.\"\n-- Richard J. Daley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11962,29,'\n\"With molasses you catch flies, with vinegar you catch nobody.\"\n-- Baltimore City Councilman Dominic DiPietro\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11963,29,'\n\"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.\"\n-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11964,29,'\n\"I couldn\'t remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course.\"\n-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11965,29,'\n\"Right now I feel that I\'ve got my feet on the ground as far as my head\nis concerned.\"\n-- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11966,29,'\n\"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental.\"\n-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11967,29,'\nTwo things are certain about science.  It does not stand still for long,\nand it is never boring.  Oh, among some poor souls, including even\nintellectuals in fields of high scholarship, science is frequently\nmisperceived.  Many see it as only a body of facts, promulgated from\non high in must, unintelligible textbooks, a collection of unchanging\nprecepts defended with authoritarian vigor.  Others view it as nothing\nbut a cold, dry narrow, plodding, rule-bound process -- the scientific\nmethod: hidebound, linear, and left brained.\n\nThese people are the victims of their own stereotypes.  They are\ndestined to view the world of science with a set of blinders.  They\nknow nothing of the tumult, cacophony, rambunctiousness, and \ntendentiousness of the actual scientific process, let alone the \ncreativity, passion, and joy of discovery.  And they are likely to\nknow little of the continual procession of new insights and discoveries\nthat every day, in some way, change our view (if not theirs) of the\nnatural world.\n\n-- Kendrick Frazier, \"The Year in Science: An Overview,\" in\n   1988 Yearbook of Science and the Future, Encyclopaedia Britannica, Inc.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11968,29,'\n\"jackpot:  you may have an unneccessary change record\"\n-- message from \"diff\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11969,29,'\n\"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.\"\n-- The Godfather\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11970,29,'\nWhat\'s the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?\n\nA used car salesman knows when he\'s lying.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11971,29,'\n\"Those who will be able to conquer software will be able to conquer the\nworld.\"\n-- Tadahiro Sekimoto, president, NEC Corp.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11972,29,'\n\"There are some good people in it, but the orchestra as a whole is equivalent\nto a gang bent on destruction.\"\n-- John Cage, composer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11973,29,'\n\"I believe the use of noise to make music will increase until we reach a\nmusic produced through the aid of electrical instruments which will make\navailable for musical purposes any and all sounds that can be heard.\"\n-- composer John Cage, 1937\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11974,29,'\nI did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy\nthat they didn\'t rehearse at all.  And so the first time when I found that out,\nI rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and\nthe next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece\n_Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed.  The Dutch people were ashamed\nand they invited me to come to the Holland festival and they promised to\nrehearse.  And when I got to Amsterdam they had changed the orchestra, and\nagain, they hadn\'t rehearsed.  So they were no more prepared the second time\nthan they had been the first.  I gave them a lecture and told them to cancel\nthe performance; they then said over the radio that i had insisted on their\ncancelling the performance because they were \"insufficiently Zen.\"  \nCan you believe it?\n-- composer John Cage, \"Electronic Musician\" magazine, March 88, pg. 89\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11975,29,'\n\"One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe.\"\n-- Tom Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11976,29,'\n\"Most people would like to be delivered from\n temptation but would like it to keep in touch.\"\n-- Robert Orben\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11977,29,'\nThe rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give \'em a number or \ngive \'em a date, but never give \'em both at once.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11978,29,'\nAn optimist believes we live in the best world possible; \na pessimist fears this is true.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11979,29,'\n\"If John Madden steps outside on February 2, looks down, and doesn\'t see his \nfeet, we\'ll have 6 more weeks of Pro football.\"\n-- Chuck Newcombe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11980,29,'\nDead?\tNo excuse for laying off work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11981,29,'\nLead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11982,29,'\n\"When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic.\"\n-- John Kenneth Galbraith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11983,29,'\n\"Nature is very un-American.  Nature never hurries.\"\n-- William George Jordan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11984,29,'\n\"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.\"\n-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11985,29,'\n\"Flattery is all right -- if you don\'t inhale.\"\n-- Adlai Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11986,29,'\n\"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.\"\n-- Bernard Berenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11987,29,'\n\"Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings.\t The expectations are always \nhigh, and the results usually disappointing.\"\n-- Robert Orben\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11988,29,'\n\"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging \ntheir prejudices.\"\n-- William James\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11989,29,'\n\"Tell the truth and run.\"\n-- Yugoslav proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11990,29,'\n\"The best index to a person\'s character is a) how he treats people who can\'t \ndo him any good and b) how he treats people who can\'t fight back.\"\n-- Abigail Van Buren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11991,29,'\n\"Never face facts; if you do, you\'ll never get up in the morning.\"\n-- Marlo Thomas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11992,29,'\n\"Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to fit.\"\n-- David McCord\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11993,29,'\n\"The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children \nproduce adults.\"\n-- Peter De Vries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11994,29,'\n\"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.\"\n-- Alfred Adler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11995,29,'\n\"Security is mostly a superstition.  It does not exist in nature... Life is \neither a daring adventure or nothing.\"\n-- Helen Keller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11996,29,'\n\"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is \nshipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.\"\n-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11997,29,'\n\"Success covers a multitude of blunders.\"\n-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11998,29,'\n\"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while \nthe mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.\"\n-- William Stekel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (11999,29,'\n\"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood...\"\n-- Badger comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12000,29,'\n\"Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?\" \n-- Sonic Disruptors comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12001,29,'\n\"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons \nfor it afterwards.\"\n-- Soren F. Petersen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12002,29,'\n\"You\'re a creature of the night, Michael.  Wait\'ll Mom hears about this.\"\n-- from the movie \"The Lost Boys\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12003,29,'\n\"Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please.\"\n-- The Phantom comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12004,29,'\nThe game of life is a game of boomerangs.  Our thoughts, deeds and words \nreturn to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12005,29,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, you are running about average.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12006,29,'\n\"A child is a person who can\'t understand why someone would give away a \nperfectly good kitten.\"\n-- Doug Larson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12007,29,'\n\"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody \nappreciates how difficult it was.\"\n-- Walt West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12008,29,'\n\"Silent gratitude isn\'t very much use to anyone.\"\n-- G. B. Stearn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12009,29,'\n\"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with \nthe current.\"\n-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12010,29,'\nThe first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to \nthe left.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12011,29,'\n\"But this one goes to eleven.\"\n-- Nigel Tufnel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12012,29,'\n\"Been through Hell?  Whaddya bring back for me?\"\n-- A. Brilliant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12013,29,'\n\"I don\'t know what their\n gripe is.  A critic is\n simply someone paid to\n render opinions glibly.\"\n\t\t\t     \"Critics are grinks and\n\t\t\t      groinks.\" \n-- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12014,29,'\n\"I\'ve got some amyls.  We could either party later or, like, start his heart.\"\n-- \"Cheech and Chong\'s Next Movie\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12015,29,'\n\"Israel today announced that it is giving up.  The Zionist state will dissolve \nin two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities\naround the world.  Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, \'Who needs the \naggravation?\'\"\n-- Dennis Miller, \"Satuday Night Live\" News\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12016,29,'\n\"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead \nby using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business \nproduct: a really sharp-looking report.\"\n-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12017,29,'\nSHOP OR DIE, people of Earth!\n[offer void where prohibited]\n-- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int\'l comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12018,29,'\n\"Roman Polanski makes his own blood.  He\'s smart -- that\'s why his movies work.\"\n-- A brilliant director at \"Frank\'s Place\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12019,29,'\n\"The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists.\"\n-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12020,29,'\n\"I take Him shopping with me. I say, \'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain\'\" \n--Tammy Faye Bakker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12021,29,'\nGary Hart:  living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12022,29,'\nBlessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,\nfor they shall be know as Dentists.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12023,29,'\n\"I don\'t believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, \nunless he has an atomic weapon.\"\n-- Howard Chaykin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12024,29,'\n\"Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear \nstrapped to your butt?\"\n   \"No.\"\n\"\'Course you haven\'t, you fruit-loop little geek.\"\n-- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey\'s SNL characters\n[ditto]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12025,29,'\n\"I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and\nseizure.  Man, that was really Out There.\"\n   \"I was so WRECKED when I wrote that...\"\n-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12026,29,'\n\"Hi, I\'m Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke.\"\n-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12027,29,'\nIt\'s great to be smart \'cause then you know stuff.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12028,29,'\n\"Time is money and money can\'t buy you love and I love your outfit\"\n- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12029,29,'\n\"Can\'t you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?\"\n    \"It does not work that way.  RUN!\"\n-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in \"Johnny Quest\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12030,29,'\n\"You shouldn\'t make my toaster angry.\"\n-- Household security explained in \"Johnny Quest\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12031,29,'\n \"Someone\'s been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.\"\n-- Ralph Bakshi\'s Mighty Mouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12032,29,'\n\"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.\n If you think there\'s a maniacal psycho-geek in the\n basement:\n    1)\tDon\'t give him a chance to hit you on the\n\thead with an axe!\n    2)\tFlee the premises... even if you\'re in your\n\tunderwear.\n    3)\tWarn the neighbors and call the police.\n But whatever else you do... DON\'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!\"\n-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12033,29,'\nVictory or defeat!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12034,29,'\n\"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.\"\n-- Harlan Ellison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12035,29,'\n\"It\'s curtains for you, Mighty Mouse!  This gun is so futuristic that even \n*I* don\'t know how it works!\"\n-- from Ralph Bakshi\'s Mighty Mouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12036,29,'\n\"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.\"\n-- George Carlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12037,29,'\nA university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12038,29,'\n   \"Daddy, Daddy, make\n    Santa Claus go away!\"\n\t\t       \"I can\'t, son;\n\t\t\the\'s grown too\n\t\t\tpowerful.\"\n\t\t\t\t     \"HO HO HO!\"\n-- Duck\'s Breath Mystery Theatre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12039,29,'\n\"If it\'s not loud, it doesn\'t work!\"\n-- Blank Reg, from \"Max Headroom\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12040,29,'\n\"Remember kids, if there\'s a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you\'re the \none holding it\"\n-- Captain Combat\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12041,29,'\nDelta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12042,29,'\nDelta: A real man lands where he wants to.   -- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12043,29,'\nDelta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.    -- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12044,29,'\nDelta: We\'re Amtrak with wings.    -- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12045,29,'\n\"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is \ngood or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.\n -- John Kenneth Galbraith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12046,29,'\n\"Hello again, Peabody here...\"\n-- Mister Peabody\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12047,29,'\n\"It\'s the best thing since professional golfers on \'ludes.\"\n-- Rick Obidiah\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12048,29,'\n\"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury \nyachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac.  Some of these ships are up to 100 \nfeet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can \nremain submerged for up to 3 weeks.\"\n-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12049,29,'\n\"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance, \nscience fiction...\"\n-- Art Spiegelman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12050,29,'\n\"One of the problems I\'ve always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they\'re \nreal boring to look at.  They\'re just badly designed.  People from the left\noften are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design \nclasses, you know?\"\n-- Art Spiegelman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12051,29,'\n\"If you took everyone who\'s ever been to a Dead\n show, and lined them up, they\'d stretch halfway to\n the moon and back... and none of them would be\n complaining.\"\n-- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12052,29,'\n\"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.\"\n-- Spaceballs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12053,29,'\nWhy are many scientists using lawyers for medical\nexperiments instead of rats?\n\n\ta)  There are more lawyers than rats.\n\tb)  The scientist\'s don\'t become as\n \t    emotionally attached to them.\n\tc)  There are some things that even rats \n\t    won\'t do for money.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12054,29,'\n\t\"During the race\n\t We may eat your dust,\n\t But when you graduate,\n\t You\'ll work for us.\"\n\t-- Reed College cheer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12055,29,'\nPohl\'s law: \n\t Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12056,29,'\nPig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the \nsplendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,\nfor it balks at pig.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12057,29,'\n\"We don\'t have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand.\"\n-- James Watt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12058,29,'\n\"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this\n country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.\"\n-- Steve Martin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12059,29,'\n\"To YOU I\'m an atheist; to God, I\'m the Loyal Opposition.\"\n-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12060,29,'\nNoncombatant:  A dead Quaker.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12061,29,'\n\"There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it \nis I\'ll get married again.\"\n-- Clint Eastwood\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12062,29,'\nA lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.  \nI believe everything positively stinks.\n-- Lew Col\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12063,29,'\nQ:  How many IBM CPU\'s does it take to execute a job?\nA:  Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12064,29,'\nDiplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12065,29,'\nHarrisberger\'s Fourth Law of the Lab:\n\tExperience is directly proportional to the\n\tamount of equipment ruined.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12066,29,'\nCaptain Penny\'s Law:\n\tYou can fool all of the people some of the\n\ttime, and some of the people all of the\n\ttime, but you can\'t fool mom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12067,29,'\n\"Because he\'s a character who\'s looking for his own identity, [He-Man is] \nan interesting role for an actor.\"\n-- Dolph Lundgren, \"actor\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12068,29,'\n\"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he\'d never \nstop throwing up.\"\n-- Max Von Sydow\'s character in \"Hannah and Her Sisters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12069,29,'\n\"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.  \nGod -- I\'ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.\"\n-- Woody Allen\'s character in \"Hannah and Her Sisters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12070,29,'\n\"In regards to Oral Roberts\' claim that God told him that he would die unless he\n received $20 million by March, God\'s lawyers have stated that their client has\n not spoken with Roberts for several years.  Off the record, God has stated that\n \"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.\"\n-- Dennis Miller, SNL News\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12071,29,'\n\"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.\"\n-- Hannah Arendt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12072,29,'\nQuod licet Iovi non licet bovi.\n(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12073,29,'\n\"I distrust a man who says \'when.\'  If he\'s got to be careful not to drink too \nmuch, it\'s because he\'s not to be trusted when he does.\"\n-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12074,29,'\n\"I distrust a close-mouthed man.  He generally picks the wrong time to talk \nand says the wrong things.  Talking\'s something you can\'t do judiciously, \nunless you keep in practice.  Now, sir, we\'ll talk if you like.\tI\'ll tell \nyou right out, I\'m a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.\"\n-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12075,29,'\nAll extremists should be taken out and shot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12076,29,'\n\"The sixties were good to you, weren\'t they?\"\n-- George Carlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12077,29,'\n\"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!\"\n-- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12078,29,'\nFrom Sharp minds come... pointed heads.\n-- Bryan Sparrowhawk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12079,29,'\nThere are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it  2) The rest of us\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12080,29,'\n\"The picture\'s pretty bleak, gentlemen...  The world\'s climates are changing, \nthe mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a \nwalnut.\"\n-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12081,29,'\n\"We Americans, we\'re a simple people... but piss us off, and we\'ll bomb \nyour cities.\"\n-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12082,29,'\nWhy won\'t sharks eat lawyers?   Professional courtesy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12083,29,'\n\"You know, we\'ve won awards for this crap.\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12084,29,'\nIt was pity stayed his hand.\n\"Pity I don\'t have any more bullets,\" thought Frito.\n-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12085,29,'\nA good USENET motto would be:\n a. \"Together, a strong community.\"\n b. \"Computers R Us.\"\n c. \"I\'m sick of programming, I think I\'ll just screw around for a while on \n     company time.\"\n-- A Sane Man\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12086,29,'\n\"He didn\'t run for reelection.\t`Politics brings you into contact with all the \npeople you\'d give anything to avoid,\' he said. `I\'m staying home.\'\"\n-- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12087,29,'\n\"If you lived today as if it were your last, you\'d buy up a box of rockets and \nfire them all off, wouldn\'t you?\"\n-- Garrison Keillor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12088,29,'\n\"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk.\"\n-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12089,29,'\n\"Poor man... he was like an employee to me.\"\n-- The police commisioner on \"Sledge Hammer\" laments the death of his bodyguard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12090,29,'\n\"Trust me.  I know what I\'m doing.\"\n-- Sledge Hammer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12091,29,'\n\"Hi.  This is Dan Cassidy\'s answering machine.  Please leave your name and \nnumber... and after I\'ve doctored the tape, your message will implicate you\n in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP\"\n -- Blue Devil comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12092,29,'\n\"All God\'s children are not beautiful.\tMost of God\'s children are, in fact, \nbarely presentable.\"\n-- Fran Lebowitz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12093,29,'\n\"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?\"\n-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12094,29,'\nWhom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12095,29,'\n\"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!\"\n-- Buckaroo Banzai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12096,29,'\n\"I may be synthetic, but I\'m not stupid\"\n-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12097,29,'\n\"The only way I can lose this election is if I\'m caught in bed with a dead \ngirl or a live boy.\"\n-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12098,29,'\nDavid Letterman\'s \"Things we can be proud of as Americans\":\n\t* Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO\n\t* Many newspapers feature \"JUMBLE\"\n\t* Hourly motel rates\n\t* Vast majority of Elvis movies made here\n\t* Didn\'t just give up right away during World War II like some \n\t    countries we could mention\n\t* Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies\n\t* Our well-behaved golf professionals\n\t* Fabulous babes coast to coast\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12099,29,'\n\"Danger, you haven\'t seen the last of me!\"\n   \"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!\"\n-- The Firesign Theatre\'s Nick Danger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12100,29,'\nPray to God, but keep rowing to shore.\n -- Russian Proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12101,29,'\n\"Don\'t worry about people stealing your ideas.\t If your ideas are any good, \nyou\'ll have to ram them down people\'s throats.\"\n -- Howard Aiken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12102,29,'\n\"When anyone says `theoretically,\' they really mean `not really.\'\"\n -- David Parnas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12103,29,'\n\"No problem is so formidable that you can\'t walk away from it.\"\n -- C. Schulz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12104,29,'\n\"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make \nempty prophecies.  The danger already exists that mathematicians have made \na covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the \nbonds of Hell.\"\n -- Saint Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12105,29,'\n\"For the man who has everything... Penicillin.\"\n -- F. Borquin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12106,29,'\n \"I\'ve finally learned what `upward compatible\' means.\tIt means we\n  get to keep all our old mistakes.\"\n -- Dennie van Tassel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12107,29,'\n\"The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.\"\n -- Nathaniel Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12108,29,'\n\"It\'s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I\'m wearing Milkbone underware.\"\n-- Norm, from _Cheers_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12109,29,'\nOnce at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, \"I predict, Sir, that \nyou will die either by hanging or of some vile disease\".  Disraeli replied, \n\"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your \nmistress.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12110,29,'\n\"He don\'t know me vewy well, DO he?\"   -- Bugs Bunny\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12111,29,'\n\"I\'ll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.\n That will *prove* I\'m Robin Hood.\"\n-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12112,29,'\n\"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?\"\n   \"You might, rabbit, you might!\"\n-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12113,29,'\n\"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I\'m rich.\"\n-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12114,29,'\n\"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?\"\n-- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12115,29,'\n\"Now I\'ve got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun.  And when it \ndisintegrates, it disintegrates.  (pulls trigger)  Well, what you do know, \nit disintegrated.\"\n-- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12116,29,'\n\"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!\"\n-- Looney Tunes, \"What\'s Opera Doc?\" (1957, Chuck Jones)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12117,29,'\n\"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!\"\n-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12118,29,'\n\"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The \nterror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.\"\n-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12119,29,'\n\"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I\'ll eat him.\"\n-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra\'s _Meet_John_Doe_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12120,29,'\n\t\"And we heard him exclaim\n\t As he started to roam:\n\t `I\'m a hologram, kids,\n\t  please don\'t try this at home!\'\"\n\t-- Bob Violence\n-- Howie Chaykin\'s little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12121,29,'\n\"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet \nthemes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against \nthe Ford Motor Company\'s new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get\n off my Ford Escort.\'\"\n-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12122,29,'\n\"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.\"\n--Arthur C. Clarke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12123,29,'\n\"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food.\"   --Gallagher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12124,29,'\n\"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends.\"\n--Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12125,29,'\n\"It\'s ten o\'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?\"  -- Peter Oakley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12126,29,'\n\"Ah, you know the type.\t They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, \n\'cause if they couldn\'t, they\'d have to wake up to the fact that life\'s one big,\nscary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only \nreason THEY can\'t seem to keep up is they\'re a bunch of misfits and losers.\"\n-- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12127,29,'\n\"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York \nCity has a higher percentage of people you shouldn\'t make any sudden moves \naround than any other city in the world.\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12128,29,'\n\"Tourists -- have some fun with New york\'s hard-boiled cabbies.  When you get \nto your destination, say to your driver, \"Pay?\tI was hitchhiking.\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12129,29,'\n\"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New \nGuinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not \nnew Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12130,29,'\n\"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham \nLincoln would be doing if he were alive today?\n\t1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.\n\t2) Advising the President.\n\t3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his\n\t   coffin.\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12131,29,'\n\"If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on\n television with pool cues, who would win?\n\t1) Ricky Schroder\n\t2) Gary Coleman\n\t3) The television viewing public\"\n-- David Letterman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12132,29,'\n\"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are\n probably hallucinating.\"\n-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12133,29,'\nWhat to do in case of an alien attack:\n\n    1)   Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.\n    2)   Avoid eye contact.\n    3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.\n\n-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12134,29,'\n\"Nuclear war would really set back cable.\"\n- Ted Turner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12135,29,'\n\"You tweachewous miscweant!\"\n-- Elmer Fudd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12136,29,'\n\"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never \nspoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?\"\n-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12137,29,'\n\"Open Channel D...\"\n-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12138,29,'\nSave the whales.  Collect the whole set.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12139,29,'\nSupport Mental Health.  Or I\'ll kill you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12140,29,'\n\"The pyramid is opening!\"\n   \"Which one?\"\n\"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!\"\n-- The Firesign Theatre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12141,29,'\n\"Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target\nLos Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.\"\n-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12142,29,'\n\"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!\"\n    \"Oh, my God... You\'ve.. You\'ve turned him into a DEMOCRAT!\"\n-- Doonesbury\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12143,29,'\n\"You are WRONG, you ol\' brass-breasted fascist poop!\"\n-- Bloom County\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12144,29,'\n\"Well, if you can\'t believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* \nyou believe?!\" \n-- Bullwinkle J. Moose\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12145,29,'\n\"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!\"\n-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12146,29,'\n\"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!\"\n-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President\'s_Analyst_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12147,29,'\n\"The voters have spoken, the bastards...\"\n-- unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12148,29,'\n\"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk\" \n-- John Huston\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12149,29,'\n\"Be there.  Aloha.\"\n-- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12150,29,'\n\"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...\"\n-- Hunter S. Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12151,29,'\n\"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin\' varmint!\"\n-- Yosemite Sam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12152,29,'\n\"There... I\'ve run rings \'round you logically\"\n-- Monty Python\'s Flying Circus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12153,29,'\n\"Let\'s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!\"\n-- The Ghostbusters\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12154,29,'\n...Veloz is indistinguishable from hundreds of other electronics businesses\nin the Valley, run by eager young engineers poring over memory dumps late\ninto the night.  The difference is that a bunch of self-confessed \"car nuts\"\nare making money doing what they love: writing code and driving fast.\n-- \"Electronics puts its foot on the gas\", IEEE Spectrum, May 88\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12155,29,'\n\"Just the facts, Ma\'am\"\n-- Joe Friday\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12156,29,'\n\"I have five dollars for each of you.\"\n-- Bernhard Goetz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12157,29,'\nMausoleum:  The final and funniest folly of the rich.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12158,29,'\nRiches:  A gift from Heaven signifying, \"This is my beloved son, in whom I\nam well pleased.\"\n-- John D. Rockefeller, (slander by Ambrose Bierce)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12159,29,'\nAll things are either sacred or profane.\nThe former to ecclesiasts bring gain;\nThe latter to the devil appertain.\n-- Dumbo Omohundro\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12160,29,'\nSaint:  A dead sinner revised and edited.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12161,29,'\nForty two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12162,29,'\nMeekness:  Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12163,29,'\nAbsolute:  Independent, irresponsible.  An absolute monarchy is one in which\nthe sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.  Not\nmany absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replaced by\nlimited monarchies, where the soverign\'s power for evil (and for good) is\ngreatly curtailed, and by republics, which are governed by chance.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12164,29,'\nAbstainer:  A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a\npleasure.  A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but\nabstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12165,29,'\nAlliance:  In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their\nhands so deeply inserted in each other\'s pocket that they cannot separately\nplunder a third.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12166,29,'\nDisobedience:  The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12167,29,'\nEgotist:  A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12168,29,'\nAdministration:  An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive\nthe kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12169,29,'\nA penny saved is a penny to squander.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12170,29,'\nOcean:  A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man --\nwho has no gills.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12171,29,'\nPhysician:  One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12172,29,'\nPhilosophy:  A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12173,29,'\nPolitics:  A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.\nThe conduct of public affairs for private advantage.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12174,29,'\nPolitician:  An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of\norganized society is reared.  When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of\nhis tail for the trembling of the edifice.  As compared with the statesman,\nhe suffers the disadvantage of being alive.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12175,29,'\nPray:  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single\npetitioner confessedly unworthy.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12176,29,'\nPresidency:  The greased pig in the field game of American politics.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12177,29,'\nProboscis:  The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place\nof the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him.  For purposes\nof humor it is popularly called a trunk.\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12178,29,'\nInadmissible:  Not competent to be considered.  Said of certain kinds of\ntestimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with,\nand which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves\nalone.  Hearsay evidence is inadmissible because the person quoted was\nunsworn and is not before the court for examination; yet most momentous \nactions, military, political, commercial and of every other kind, are\ndaily undertaken on hearsay evidence.  There is no religion in the world\nthat has any other basis than hearsay evidence.  Revelation is hearsay\nevidence; that the Scriptures are the word of God we have only the\ntestimony of men long dead whose identy is not clearly established and\nwho are not known to have been sworn in any sense.  Under the rules of\nevidence as they now exist in this country, no single assertion in the\nBible has in its support any evidence admissible in a court of law...\n\nBut as records of courts of justice are admissible, it can easily be proved\nthat powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to\nmankind.  The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women\nwere convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still\nunimpeachable.  The judges\' decisions based on it were sound in logic and\nin law.  Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than\nthe charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death.\nIf there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike\ndestitute of value.  --Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12179,29,'\n\"Today\'s robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few\n simple instructions such as \'go left\', \'go right\', and \'build car\'.\"\n --John Sladek\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12180,29,'\n\"In the fight between you and the world, back the world.\"\n --Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12181,29,'\nHere is an Appalachian version of management\'s answer to those who are \nconcerned with the fate of the project:\n\"Don\'t worry about the mule.  Just load the wagon.\"\n-- Mike Dennison\'s hillbilly uncle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12182,29,'\nIll-chosen abstraction is particularly evident in the design of the ADA\nruntime system. The interface to the ADA runtime system is so opaque that\nit is impossible to model or predict its performance, making it effectively\nuseless for real-time systems. -- Marc D. Donner and David H. Jameson.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12183,29,'\n\"Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing.\"\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12184,29,'\n\"Here comes Mr. Bill\'s dog.\"\n-- Narrator, Saturday Night Live\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12185,29,'\nSex is like air.  It\'s only a big deal if you can\'t get any.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12186,29,'\n\"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your schedule, your project, \nour company.\"  \n-- A Group of Employees\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12187,29,'\n\"Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you.  But ask what can \nAll Employees do for A Group of Employees.\"    \n-- Mike Dennison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12188,29,'\nOne evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner\nalongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic.\n   \"Mr. Pollard,\" said he, \"my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, is\n published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship.\n Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of the Century.\n Do you think that fair criticism?\"\n   \"I am very sorry, sir,\" replied the critic, amiably, \"but it did not\noccur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who wrote it.\"\n-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12189,29,'\nMany aligators will be slain,\nbut the swamp will remain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12190,29,'\nWhat the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12191,29,'\nThis is now.  Later is later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12192,29,'\n\"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware.\"\n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12193,29,'\n\"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go\nto hell.\"\n-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12194,29,'\n\"Dump the condiments.  If we are to be eaten, we don\'t need to taste good.\"\n-- \"Visionaries\" cartoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12195,29,'\n\"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you\'ll fog up my helmet.\"\n-- \"Visionaries\" cartoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12196,29,'\nI don\'t want to be young again, I just don\'t want to get any older.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12197,29,'\nMarriage Ceremony:  An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the \nlaw being dragged into the affairs of your family.\n-- O. C. Ogilvie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12198,29,'\n  \"Emergency!\"  Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was\na burning car.  \"Dial \'one\'!  Get room service!  Code red!\"  Stiggs was on\nthe phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to\nhim, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell.  \"I demand\nsmell,\" he shrilled.  \"I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these\nf*cking roses.\"\n\n  Unfortunately, the service captain didn\'t realize that the Stiggs situation\ninvolved fifty roses.  \"What am I going to do with this?\" Stiggs sneered at\nthe weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower\nfloating in a brandy glass.  Stiggs\'s tirade was great.  \"Do you see this\nbathtub?  Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the\nsize of that spindly wad of petals in your hand?  I need total bath coverage.\nI need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories\nof smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking\nconcentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until I\'m wasted with pleasure.\"\nIt wasn\'t long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we\nbolted.\n-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,\n   National Lampoon, October 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12199,29,'\nWhen it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect.\n-- Hitchiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12200,29,'\nWe decided it was night again, so we camped for twenty minutes and drank \nanother six beers at a Young Life campsite.  O.C. got into the supervisory \nadult\'s sleeping bag and ran around in it.  \"This is the judgment day and I\'m \na terrifying apparition,\" he screamed.  Then the heat made O.C. ralph in the\nbag.\n-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,\n   National Lampoon, October 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12201,29,'\nVoodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know shouldn\'t work but\nthey try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling\neverything.\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12202,29,'\nThis is, of course, totally uninformed specualation that I engage in to help \nsupport my bias against such meddling... but there you have it.\n-- Peter da Silva, speculating about why a computer program that had been\nchanged to do something he didn\'t approve of, didn\'t work\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12203,29,'\n\"This knowledge I pursure is the finest pleasure I have ever known.  I could\nno sooner give it up that I could the very air that I breath.\"\n-- Paolo Uccello, Renaissance artist, discoverer of the laws of perspective\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12204,29,'\n\"I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet.\"\n  \"Now why didn\'t I think of that?\"\n-- Post Bros. Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12205,29,'\n\"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed.\"\n-- Robin, The Boy Wonder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12206,29,'\nThe F-15 Eagle:  \n\tIf it\'s up, we\'ll shoot it down.  If it\'s down, we\'ll blow it up.\n-- A McDonnel-Douglas ad from a few years ago\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12207,29,'\n\"The Amiga is the only personal computer where you can run a multitasking \noperating system and get realtime performance, out of the box.\"\n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12208,29,'\n\"It\'s my cookie file and if I come up with something that\'s lame and I like it,\nit goes in.\"\n-- karl (Karl Lehenbauer)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12209,29,'\nIn recognizing AT&T Bell Laboratories for corporate innovation, for its\ninvention of cellular mobile communications, IEEE President Russell C. Drew\nreferred to the cellular telephone as a \"basic necessity.\"  How times have\nchanged, one observer remarked: many in the room recalled the advent of\ndirect dialing.\n-- The Institute, July 1988, pg. 11\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12210,29,'\n...the Soviets have the capability to try big projects.  If there is a goal,\nsuch as when Gorbachev states that they are going to have nuclear-powered\naircraft carriers, the case is closed -- that is it.  They will concentrate\non the problem, do a bad job, and later pay the price.  They really don\'t\ncare what the price is.\n-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12211,29,'\nThere is something you must understand about the Soviet system.  They have the\nability to concentrate all their efforts on a given design, and develop all\ncomponents simulateously, but sometimes without proper testing.  Then they end\nup with a technological disaster like the Tu-144.  In a technology race at\nthe time, that aircraft was two months ahead of the Concorde.  Four Tu-144s\nwere built; two have crashed, and two are in museums.  The Concorde has been\nflying safely for over 10 years.\n-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12212,29,'\nDE:  The Soviets seem to have difficulty implementing modern technology.\n     Would you comment on that?\n\nBelenko:  Well, let\'s talk about aircraft engine lifetime.  When I flew the\n\t  MiG-25, its engines had a total lifetime of 250 hours.\n\nDE:  Is that mean-time-between-failure?\n\nBelenko:  No, the engine is finished; it is scrapped.\n\nDE:  You mean they pull it out and throw it away, not even overhauling it?\n\nBelenko:  That is correct.  Overhaul is too expensive.\n\nDE:  That is absurdly low by free world standards.\n\nBelenko:  I know.\n-- an interview with Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 102\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12213,29,'\n\"I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people\nthere are hungry for information about the West.  He was asked about many \nthings, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing about life in\nthe Soviet Union.  The first question he was asked was if we had exploding\ntelevision sets.  You see, they have a problem with the picture tubes on color\ntelevision sets, and many are exploding.  They assumed we must be having \nproblems with them too.  The other question he was asked often was why the\nCIA had killed Samantha Smith, the little girl who visited the Soviet Union a\nfew years ago; their propaganda is very effective.\n-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12214,29,'\n\"...I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want\nto call it if they did these things: abolish the one party system; open the\nSoviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely; allow the Soviet\npeople to have real free enterprise; allow Western businessmen to do business\nthere, and permit freedom of speech and of the press.  But so far, the whole\ncountry is like a concentration camp.  The barbed wire on the fence around\nthe Soviet Union is to keep people inside, in the dark.  This openness that\nyou are seeing, all these changes, are cosmetic and they have been designed\nto impress shortsighted, naive, sometimes stupid Western leaders.  These\nleaders gush over Gorbachev, hoping to do business with the Soviet Union or\nappease it.  He will say: \"Yes, we can do business!\"  This while his\nmilitary machine in Afghanistan has killed over a million people out of a\npopulation of 17 million.  Can you imagine that?\n-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12215,29,'\n\"Remember Kruschev:  he tried to do too many things too fast, and he was \nremoved in disgrace.  If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or make too\nmany fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid of him.\nI am not a political scientist, but I understand the system very well.\nI believe he will have a \"heart attack\" or retire or be removed.  He is\nup against a brick wall.  If you think they will change everything and\nbecome a free, open society, forget it!\"\n-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976\n   \"Defense Electronics\", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12216,29,'\nFORTRAN?  The syntactically incorrect statement \"DO 10 I = 1.10\" will parse and\ngenerate code creating a variable, DO10I, as follows: \"DO10I = 1.10\"  If that\ndoesn\'t terrify you, it should.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12217,29,'\n\"I knew then (in 1970) that a 4-kbyte minicomputer would cost as much as\na house.  So I reasoned that after college, I\'d have to live cheaply in\nan apartment and put all my money into owning a computer.\"\n-- Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, EE Times, June 6, 1988, pg 45\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12218,29,'\nHP had a unique policy of allowing its engineers to take parts from stock as\nlong as they built something.  \"They figured that with every design, they were \ngetting a better engineer.  It\'s a policy I urge all companies to adopt.\"\n-- Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, \"Will Wozniak\'s class give Apple to teacher?\"\n   EE Times, June 6, 1988, pg 45\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12219,29,'\n\"I just want to be a good engineer.\"\n-- Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Computer, concluding his keynote speech \n   at the 1988 AppleFest\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12220,29,'\n\"There\'s always been Tower of Babel sort of bickering inside Unix, but this\nis the most extreme form ever.  This means at least several years of confusion.\"\n-- Bill Gates, founder and chairman of Microsoft, \n   about the Open Systems Foundation\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12221,29,'\n\"When in doubt, print \'em out.\"\n-- Karl\'s Programming Proverb 0x7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12222,29,'\n\"If you want the best things to happen in corporate life you have to find ways\nto be hospitable to the unusual person.  You don\'t get innovation as a \ndemocratic process.  You almost get it as an anti-democratic process.\nCertainly you get it as an anthitetical process, so you have to have an\nenvironment where the body of people are really amenable to change and can\ndeal with the conflicts that arise out of change an innovation.\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc.,  \n   \"Herman Miller\'s Secrets of Corporate Creativity\",\n   The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12223,29,'\n\"In corporate life, I think there are three important areas which contracts\ncan\'t deal with, the area of conflict, the area of change and area of reaching\npotential.  To me a covenant is a relationship that is based on such things\nas shared ideals and shared value systems and shared ideas and shared\nagreement as to the processes we are going to use for working together.  In\nmany cases they develop into real love relationships.\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., \"Herman Miller\'s \n   Secrets of Corporate Creativity\", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12224,29,'\nAnother goal is to establish a relationship \"in which it is OK for everybody\nto do their best.  There are an awful lot of people in management who really\ndon\'t want subordinates to do their best, because it gets to be very\nthreatening.  But we have found that both internally and with outside\ndesigners if we are willing to have this kind of relationship and if we\'re\nwilling to be vulnerable to what will come out of it, we get really good\nwork.\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., \"Herman Miller\'s \n   Secrets of Corporate Creativity\", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12225,29,'\nIn his book, Mr. DePree tells the story of how designer George Nelson urged\nthat the company also take on Charles Eames in the late 1940s.  Max\'s father,\nJ. DePree, co-founder of the company with herman Miller in 1923, asked Mr.\nNelson if he really wanted to share the limited opportunities of a then-small\ncompany with another designer.  \"George\'s response was something like this:\n\'Charles Eames is an unusual talent.  He is very different from me.  The\ncompany needs us both.  I want very much to have Charles Eames share in\nwhatever potential there is.\'\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., \"Herman Miller\'s \n   Secrets of Corporate Creativity\", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12226,29,'\nMr. DePree believes participative capitalism is the wave of the future.  The\nU.S. work force, he believes, \"more and more demands to be included in the\ncapitalist system and if we don\'t find ways to get the capitalist system\nto be an inclusive system rather than the exclusive system it has been, we\'re\nall in deep trouble.  If we don\'t find ways to begin to understand that \ncapitalism\'s highest potential lies in the common good, not in the individual\ngood, then we\'re risking the system itself.\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., \"Herman Miller\'s \n   Secrets of Corporate Creativity\", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12227,29,'\nMr. DePree also expects a \"tremendous social change\" in all workplaces.  \"When\nI first started working 40 years ago, a factory supervisor was focused on the\nproduct.  Today it is drastically different, because of the social milieu.\nIt isn\'t unusual for a worker to arrive on his shift and have some family\nproblem that he doesn\'t know how to resolve.  The example I like to use is a\nguy who comes in and says \'this isn\'t going to be a good day for me, my son\nis in jail on a drunk-driving charge and I don\'t know how to raise bail.\'\nWhat that means is that if the supervisor wants productivity, he has to know\nhow to raise bail.\"\n-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., \"Herman Miller\'s \n   Secrets of Corporate Creativity\", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12228,29,'\nFools ignore complexity.  Pragmatists suffer it.\nSome can avoid it.  Geniuses remove it.\n-- Perlis\'s Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept.  1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12229,29,'\n\"What if\" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your\nsentences without permission, or risk being sued.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12230,29,'\nNow, if the leaders of the world -- people who are leaders by virtue of \npolitical, military or financial power, and not necessarily wisdom or\nconsideration for mankind -- if these leaders manage not to pull us\nover the brink into planetary suicide, despite their occasional pompous\nsuggestions that they may feel obliged to do so, we may survive beyond\n1988.  \n-- George Rostky, EE Times, June 20, 1988 p. 45\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12231,29,'\nThe essential ideas of Algol 68 were that the whole language should be\nprecisely defined and that all the pieces should fit together smoothly.\nThe basic idea behind Pascal was that it didn\'t matter how vague the\nlanguage specification was (it took *years* to clarify) or how many rough\nedges there were, as long as the CDC Pascal compiler was fast.\n-- Richard A. O\'Keefe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12232,29,'\n\"We came.  We saw.  We kicked its ass.\"\n-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12233,29,'\n\"The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth.\"  I usually pick one small\ntopic like this to give a lecture on.  Poets say science takes away from the\nbeauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms.  Nothing is \"mere.\"  I too can\nsee the stars on a desert night, and feel them.  But do I see less or more?\nThe vastness of the heavens stretches my imagination -- stuck on this carousel\nmy little eye can catch one-million-year-old light.  A vast pattern -- of which\nI am a part -- perhaps my stuff was belched from some forgotten star, as one\nis belching there.  Or see them with the greater eye of Palomar, rushing all\napart from some common starting point when they were perhaps all together.\nWhat is the pattern, or the meaning, or the *why?*  It does not do harm to the \nmystery to know a little about it.  For far more marvelous is the truth than\nany artists of the past imagined!  Why do the poets of the present not speak\nof it?  What men are poets who can speak of Jupiter if he were like a man, but\nif he is an immense spinning sphere of methane and ammonia must be silent?\n-- Richard P. Feynman (1918-1988)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12234,29,'\nIf you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing meanings out\nof) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you like.\n-- Michael Keith, \"The Bar-Code Beast\", The Skeptical Enquirer Vol 12 No 4 p 416\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12235,29,'\n\"Pseudocode can be used to some extent to aid the maintenance\nprocess.  However, pseudocode that is highly detailed -\napproaching the level of detail of the code itself - is not of\nmuch use as maintenance documentation.  Such detailed\ndocumentation has to be maintained almost as much as the code,\nthus doubling the maintenance burden.  Furthermore, since such\nvoluminous pseudocode is too distracting to be kept in the\nlisting itself, it must be kept in a separate folder.  The\nresult: Since pseudocode - unlike real code - doesn\'t have to be\nmaintained, no one will maintain it.  It will soon become out of\ndate and everyone will ignore it.  (Once, I did an informal\nsurvey of 42 shops that used pseudocode.  Of those 42, 0 [zero!],\nfound that it had any value as maintenance documentation.\"\n         --Meilir Page-Jones, \"The Practical Guide to Structured\n           Design\", Yourdon Press (c) 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12236,29,'\n\"Only a brain-damaged operating system would support task switching and not\nmake the simple next step of supporting multitasking.\"\n-- George McFry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12237,29,'\nSigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis the entire field\nof psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12238,29,'\nThe magician is seated in his high chair and looks upon the world with favor.\nHe is at the height of his powers.  If he closes his eyes, he causes the world\nto disappear.  If he opens his eyes, he causes the world to come back.  If\nthere is harmony within him, the world is harmonious.  If rage shatters his\ninner harmony, the unity of the world is shattered.  If desire arises within\nhim, he utters the magic syllables that causes the desired object to appear.\nHis wishes, his thoughts, his gestures, his noises command the universe.\n-- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, pg. 107\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12239,29,'\nAn Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own identity, is\na discontented creature, doomed to create new problems for himself for the\nduration of his stay on this planet.  Since neither the mouse nor the chip\nknows what is, he is spared all the vexing problems that follow this\ndiscovery.  But as soon as the human animal who asked himself this question\nemerged, he plunged himself and his descendants into an eternity of doubt\nand brooding, speculation and truth-seeking that has goaded him through the\ncentures as reelentlessly as hunger or sexual longing.  The chimp that does\nnot know that he exists is not driven to discover his origins and is spared\nthe tragic necessity of contemplating his own end.  And even if the animal \nexperimenters succeed in teaching a chimp to count one hundred bananas or \nto play chess, the chimp will develop no science and he will exhibit no \nappreciation of beauty, for the greatest part of man\'s wisdom may be traced\nback to the eternal questions of beginnings and endings, the quest to give\nmeaning to his existence, to life itself.\n-- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, pg. 193\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12240,29,'\nA comment on schedules:\n Ok, how long will it take?    \n   For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.\n   For each manager who says \"data flow analysis\" add another month.\n   For each unique end-user type add one month.\n   For each unknown software package to be employed add two months.\n   For each unknown hardware device add two months.\n   For each 100 miles between developer and installation add one month.\n   For each type of communication channel add one month.\n   If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on a non-IBM\n      system add 6 months.\n   If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on an IBM\n      system add 9 months.\nRound up to the nearest half-year.\n--Brad Sherman\nBy the way, ALL software projects are done by iterative prototyping.\nSome companies call their prototypes \"releases\", that\'s all.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12241,29,'\n    UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming Language\n\n    It is the UNIX shell that makes it possible to do applications in a small \n    fraction of the code and time it takes in third generation languages.  In \n    the shell you process whole files at a time, instead of only a line at a \n    time.  And, a line of code in the UNIX shell is one or more programs,\n    which do more than pages of instructions in a 3GL.  Applications can be\n    developed in hours and days, rather than months and years with traditional\n    systems.  Most of the other 4GLs available today look more like COBOL or\n    RPG, the most tedious of the third generation lanaguages.\n\n\"UNIX Relational Database Management:  Application Development in the UNIX \n Environment\" by Rod Manis, Evan Schaffer, and Robert Jorgensen.  Prentice\n Hall Software Series.  Brian Kerrighan, Advisor.  1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12242,29,'\n\"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.\"\n-- Dr. Emilio Lizardo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12243,29,'\n\"Floggings will continue until morale improves.\"\n-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12244,29,'\n\"Hey Ivan, check your six.\"\n-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail\n of a Russian Su-27\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12245,29,'\n\"Free markets select for winning solutions.\"\n-- Eric S. Raymond\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12246,29,'\n\"I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you\'ll-\nlike-what-we-give-you attitude.  I like commodity markets in which iron-and-\nsilicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software types\nlike me to play with...\"\n-- Eric S. Raymond\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12247,29,'\n\"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge.\"\n-- Bakunin\n[ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12248,29,'\n\"A commercial, and in some respects a social, doubt has been started within the\n last year or two, whether or not it is right to discuss so openly the security\n or insecurity of locks.  Many well-meaning persons suppose that the discus-\n sion respecting the means for baffling the supposed safety of locks offers a\n premium for dishonesty, by showing others how to be dishonest.  This is a fal-\n lacy.  Rogues are very keen in their profession, and already know much more\n than we can teach them respecting their several kinds of roguery.  Rogues knew\n a good deal about lockpicking long before locksmiths discussed it among them-\n selves, as they have lately done.  If a lock -- let it have been made in what-\n ever country, or by whatever maker -- is not so inviolable as it has hitherto\n been deemed to be, surely it is in the interest of *honest* persons to know\n this fact, because the *dishonest* are tolerably certain to be the first to\n apply the knowledge practically; and the spread of knowledge is necessary to\n give fair play to those who might suffer by ignorance.  It cannot be too ear-\n nestly urged, that an acquaintance with real facts will, in the end, be better\n for all parties.\"\n-- Charles Tomlinson\'s Rudimentary Treatise on the Construction of Locks, \n   published around 1850 \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12249,29,'\n In respect to lock-making, there can scarcely be such a thing as dishonesty \n of intention: the inventor produces a lock which he honestly thinks will \n possess such and such qualities; and he declares his belief to the world.\n If others differ from him in opinion concerning those qualities, it is open\n to them to say so; and the discussion, truthfully conducted, must lead to\n public advantage: the discussion stimulates curiosity, and curiosity stimu-\n lates invention.  Nothing but a partial and limited view of the question\n could lead to the opinion that harm can result: if there be harm, it will be\n much more than counterbalanced by good.\"\n-- Charles Tomlinson\'s Rudimentary Treatise on the Construction of Locks, \n   published around 1850.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12250,29,'\n\"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best.\"\n-- Aeschylus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12251,29,'\n\"Survey says...\"\n-- Richard Dawson, weenie, on \"Family Feud\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12252,29,'\n\"Paul Lynde to block...\"\n-- a contestant on \"Hollywood Squares\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12253,29,'\n\"Little else matters than to write good code.\"\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12254,29,'\nTo write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight.\n-- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12255,29,'\n\"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward\"\n-- William E. Davidsen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12256,29,'\n\"If a computer can\'t directly address all the RAM you can use, it\'s just a toy.\"\n-- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, non-sequitir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12257,29,'\n\"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!\" he said to himself, and it became\na favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. \"You aren\'t nearly\nthrough this adventure yet,\" he added, and that was pretty true as well.\n-- Bilbo Baggins, \"The Hobbit\" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Chapter XII\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12258,29,'\n\"A dirty mind is a joy forever.\"\n-- Randy Kunkee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12259,29,'\n\"You can\'t teach seven foot.\"\n-- Frank Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, when asked why he had recruited\n   a seven-foot tall auto mechanic\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12260,29,'\n\"A car is just a big purse on wheels.\"\n-- Johanna Reynolds\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12261,29,'\n\"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.\"\n-- Ted Koppel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12262,29,'\n\"Gozer the Gozerian:  As the duly appointed representative of the city,\ncounty and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease all supernatural\nactivities at once and proceed immediately to your place of origin or\nthe nearest parallel dimension, whichever is nearest.\"\n-- Ray (Dan Akyroyd, _Ghostbusters_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12263,29,'\nIt must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more\ndoubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a\nnew system.  For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by\nthe preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in\nthose who would gain by the new ones.\n-- Machiavelli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12264,29,'\nGod grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change,\nThe frustration to try to change things I cannot affect,\nand the wisdom to tell the difference.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12265,29,'\nFirst as to speech.  That privilege rests upon the premise that\nthere is no proposition so uniformly acknowledged that it may not be\nlawfully challenged, questioned, and debated.  It need not rest upon\nthe further premise that there are no propositions that are not\nopen to doubt; it is enough, even if there are, that in the end it is\nworse to suppress dissent than to run the risk of heresy.  Hence it\nhas been again and again unconditionally proclaimed that there are\nno limits to the privilege so far as words seek to affect only the hearers\'\nbeliefs and not their conduct.  The trouble is that conduct is almost\nalways based upon some belief, and that to change the hearer\'s belief\nwill generally to some extent change his conduct, and may even evoke\nconduct that the law forbids.\n\n[cf. Learned Hand, The Spirit of Liberty, University of Chicago Press, 1952;\nThe Art and Craft of Judging: The Decisions of Judge Learned Hand,\nedited and annotated by Hershel Shanks, The MacMillian Company, 1968.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12266,29,'\nThe late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I think it \nshould have done.  Calculate that one rebellion in 13 states in the course \nof 11 years, is but one for each state in a century and a half.  No country \nshould be so long without one.\n-- Thomas Jefferson in letter to James Madison, 20 December 1787\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12267,29,'\n\"Nine years of ballet, asshole.\"\n-- Shelly Long, to the bad guy after making a jump over a gorge that he\n   couldn\'t quite, in \"Outrageous Fortune\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12268,29,'\nYou are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12269,29,'\n\"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can\'t he make his wife\'s\n hairdo go down?\"\n-- Robin Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12270,29,'\n8)   Use common sense in routing cable.  Avoid wrapping coax around sources of\n     strong electric or magnetic fields.  Do not wrap the cable around\n     flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example.\n-- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information and Installation Guide,\n   Bell Technologies, pg. 11\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12271,29,'\n\"What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from\nsuch a trifling investment in fact.\"\n-- Carl S. Gutekunst\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12272,29,'\nVMS must die!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12273,29,'\nMS-DOS must die!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12274,29,'\nOS/2 must die!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12275,29,'\nPournelle must die!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12276,29,'\nGarbage In, Gospel Out\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12277,29,'\n\"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.\"\n-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12278,29,'\n\"Facts are stupid things.\"\n-- President Ronald Reagan \n   (a blooper from his speeach at the \'88 GOP convention)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12279,29,'\n\"The argument that the literal story of Genesis can qualify as science\ncollapses on three major grounds: the creationists\' need to invoke\nmiracles in order to compress the events of the earth\'s history into\nthe biblical span of a few thousand years; their unwillingness to \nabandon claims clearly disproved, including the assertion that all\nfossils are products of Noah\'s flood; and their reliance upon distortion,\nmisquote, half-quote, and citation out of context to characterize the\nideas of their opponents.\"\n-- Stephen Jay Gould, \"The Verdict on Creationism\", \n   The Skeptical Inquirer, Winter 87/88, pg. 186\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12280,29,'\n\"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code.\"\n-- an anonymous programmer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12281,29,'\n\"To IBM, \'open\' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their\nequipment.\"\n-- Harv Masterson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12282,29,'\n\"Just think of a computer as hardware you can program.\"\n-- Nigel de la Tierre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12283,29,'\n\"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time\n serving it...\"\n-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12284,29,'\n\"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.\"\n-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12285,29,'\n\"Card readers?  We don\'t need no stinking card readers.\"\n-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a\n   particularly vivid fantasy)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12286,29,'\nYour good nature will bring unbounded happiness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12287,29,'\nSemper Fi, dude.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12288,29,'\nExcitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty!  As a tracer,\nyou must rid the computer networks of slimy, criminal data thieves.\nThey are tricky and the action gets tough, so watch out!  Utilizing all\nyour skills, you\'ll either get your man or you\'ll get burned!\n-- advertising for the computer game \"Tracers\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12289,29,'\n\"An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth.  Hell - this\nis going to be a blood bath!\"\n-- Post Bros. Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12290,29,'\n\"Neighbors!!  We got neighbors!  We ain\'t supposed to have any neighbors, and\nI just had to shoot one.\"\n-- Post Bros. Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12291,29,'\n\"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!\"\n-- Post Bros. Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12292,29,'\ninterlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify\n-- Webster\'s New World Dictionary Of The American Language\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12293,29,'\n\"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.\"\n-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12294,29,'\n\"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\"\n   \"FIFTEEN!!  YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12295,29,'\n\"If you weren\'t my teacher, I\'d think you just deleted all my files.\"\n-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed \"rm -i *\" to\n   get rid of a file named \"-f\" on a Unix system.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12296,29,'\n\"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral\ncrisis, preserved their neutrality.\"\n-- Dante\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12297,29,'\n\"The medium is the message.\"\n-- Marshall McLuhan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12298,29,'\n\"The medium is the massage.\"\n-- Crazy Nigel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12299,29,'\n\"Show me a good loser, and I\'ll show you a loser.\"\n-- Vince Lombardi, football coach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12300,29,'\n\"It might help if we ran the MBA\'s out of Washington.\"\n-- Admiral Grace Hopper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12301,29,'\nRefreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.\n-- Martin Amis, _Money_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12302,29,'\nThe sprung doors parted and I staggered out into the lobby\'s teak and flicker.\nUniformed men stood by impassively like sentries in their trench.  I slapped\nmy key on the desk and nodded gravely.  I was loaded enough to be unable to\ntell whether they could tell I was loaded.  Would they mind?  I was certainly\ntoo loaded to care.  I moved to the door with boxy, schlep-shouldered strides.\n-- Martin Amis, _Money_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12303,29,'\nI ask only one thing.  I\'m understanding.  I\'m mature.  And it isn\'t much to\nask.  I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alone with my\nSelina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close enough to\nsmell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the moulding\nof her artful lips.  Just for a few precious seconds.  Just long enough to\nput in one good, clean punch.  That\'s all I ask.\n-- Martin Amis, _Money_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12304,29,'\n\"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal.\"\n-- A Kurt Vonnegut fan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12305,29,'\nNew York is a jungle, they tell you.  You could go further, and say that\nNew York is a jungle.  New York *is a jungle.*  Beneath the columns of\nthe old rain forest, made of melting macadam, the mean Limpopo of swamped \nNinth Avenue bears an angry argosy of crocs and dragons, tiger fish, noise\nmachines, sweating rainmakers.  On the corners stand witchdoctors and\nheadhunters, babbling voodoo-men -- the natives, the jungle-smart natives.\nAnd at night, under the equatorial overgrowth and heat-holding cloud\ncover, you hear the ragged parrot-hoot and monkeysqueak of the sirens,\nand then fires flower to ward off monsters.  Careful: the streets are\nsprung with pits and nets and traps.  Hire a guide.  Pack your snakebite\ngook and your blowdart serum.  Take it seriously.  You have to get a\nbit jungle-wise.\n-- Martin Amis, _Money_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12306,29,'\nNow I was heading, in my hot cage, down towards meat-market country on the\ntip of the West Village.  Here the redbrick warehouses double as carcass\ngalleries and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna seeking its necessary\nlevel, living or dead.  Here too you find the heavy faggot hangouts,\nThe Spike, the Water Closet, the Mother Load.  Nobody knows what goes on\nin these places.  Only the heavy faggots know.  Even Fielding seems somewhat \nvague on the question.  You get zapped and flogged and dumped on -- by\nalmost anybody\'s standards, you have a really terrible time.  The average\npatron arrives at the Spike in one taxi but needs to go back to his sock\nin two.  And then the next night he shows up for more.  They shackle \nthemselves to racks, they bask in urinals.  Their folks have a lot of\nexplaining to do, if you want my opinion, particularly the mums.  Sorry\nto single you ladies out like this but the story must start somewhere.  \nA craving for hourly murder -- it can\'t be willed.  In the meantime,\nFielding tells me, Mother Nature looks on and taps her foot and clicks\nher tongue.  Always a champion of monogamy, she is cooking up some fancy\nnew diseases.  She just isn\'t going to stand for it.\n-- Martin Amis, _Money_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12307,29,'\n\"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,\n but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,\n you\'re an orgasm addict,\n you\'re always at it,\n and you\'re an orgasm addict.\"\n-- The Buzzcocks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12308,29,'\n\"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.\"\n-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12309,29,'\n\"You\'ll pay to know what you really think.\"\n-- J.R. \"Bob\" Dobbs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12310,29,'\n\"We live, in a very kooky time.\"\n-- Herb Blashtfalt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12311,29,'\n\"Pull the wool over your own eyes!\"\n-- J.R. \"Bob\" Dobbs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12312,29,'\n\"Okay,\" Bobby said, getting the hang of it, \"then what\'s the matrix?  If\nshe\'s a deck, and Danbala\'s a program, what\'s cyberspace?\"\n  \"The world,\" Lucas said.\n-- William Gibson, _Count Zero_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12313,29,'\n\"Our reruns are better than theirs.\"\n-- Nick at Nite\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12314,29,'\nLife is a game.  Money is how we keep score.\n-- Ted Turner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12315,29,'\n\"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.\"\n-- The Wizard Of Oz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12316,29,'\n\"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.\"\n-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12317,29,'\n\"It ain\'t so much the things we don\'t know that get us in trouble.  It\'s the\nthings we know that ain\'t so.\"\n-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12318,29,'\n\"Don\'t discount flying pigs before you have good air defense.\"\n-- jvh@clinet.FI\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12319,29,'\n\"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\"\n-- Alan Perlis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12320,29,'\n\"Pok pok pok, P\'kok!\"\n-- Superchicken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12321,29,'\nLive Free or Live in Massachusettes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12322,29,'\n\"You can\'t get very far in this world without your dossier being there first.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12323,29,'\n\"Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist. If your information\nisn\'t in their database, then you simply don\'t get to go anywhere.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12324,29,'\n\"What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of their own \ndata.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12325,29,'\n\"The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won\'t touch the\npillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it\'s okay.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12326,29,'\n\"They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE\nis driving the car \"for insurance\", ...  your driver\'s license number. In the\nstate of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social\nSecurity, unless you object to such use. In THAT case, you are ASSIGNED a\nnumber and you reside forever more on the list of \"weird people who don\'t give\nout their Social Security Number in Massachusetts.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12327,29,'\n\"Data is a lot like humans:  It is born.  Matures.  Gets married to other data,\ndivorced. Gets old.  One thing that it doesn\'t do is die.  It has to be killed.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12328,29,'\n\"People should have access to the data which you have about them.  There should\n be a process for them to challenge any inaccuracies.\"\n-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12329,29,'\n\"Although Poles suffer official censorship, a pervasive secret\npolice and laws similar to those in the USSR, there are\nthousands of underground publications, a legal independent\nChurch, private agriculture, and the East bloc\'s first and only\nindependent trade union federation, NSZZ Solidarnosc, which is\nan affiliate of both the International Confederation of Free\nTrade Unions and the World Confederation of Labor.  There is\nliterally a world of difference between Poland - even in its\npresent state of collapse - and Soviet society at the peak of\nits \"glasnost.\"  This difference has been maintained at great\ncost by the Poles since 1944.\n-- David Phillips, SUNY at Buffalo, about establishing a\n   gateway from EARN (Eurpoean Academic Research Network)\n   to Poland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12330,29,'\n\"There is also a thriving independent student movement in\nPoland, and thus there is a strong possibility (though no\nguarantee) of making an EARN-Poland link, should it ever come\nabout, a genuine link - not a vacuum cleaner attachment for a\nBloc information gathering apparatus rationed to trusted\napparatchiks.\"\n-- David Phillips, SUNY at Buffalo, about establishing a\n   gateway from EARN (Eurpoean Academic Research Network)\n   to Poland\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12331,29,'\n\"Do not lose your knowledge that man\'s proper estate is an upright posture,\nan intransigent mind, and a step that travels unlimited roads.\"\n-- John Galt, in Ayn Rand\'s _Atlas Shrugged_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12332,29,'\nDon\'t panic.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12333,29,'\nThe bug stops here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12334,29,'\nThe bug starts here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12335,29,'\n\"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same\nentropy to create bugs instead?\"\n-- Steve Elias\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12336,29,'\n\"The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, because of\ncourse you never do.\"\n-- Gregory Bateson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12337,29,'\n\"Your butt is mine.\"\n-- Michael Jackson, Bad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12338,29,'\nShip it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12339,29,'\n\"Once they go up, who cares where they come down?  That\'s not my department.\"\n-- Werner von Braun\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12340,29,'\n\"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if\nit were a nail.\"\n-- Abraham Maslow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12341,29,'\n\"Imitation is the sincerest form of television.\"\n-- The New Mighty Mouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12342,29,'\n\"The lesser of two evils -- is evil.\"\n-- Seymour (Sy) Leon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12343,29,'\n\"It\'s no sweat, Henry.  Russ made it back to Bugtown before he died.  So he\'ll\nregenerate in a couple of days.  It\'s just awful sloppy of him to get killed in\nthe first place.  Humph!\"\n-- Ron Post, Post Brothers Comics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12344,29,'\n\"An honest god is the noblest work of man.  ... God has always resembled his\ncreators.  He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably\nfound on the side of those in power. ... Most of the gods were pleased with\nsacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine\nperfume.\"\n-- Robert G. Ingersoll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12345,29,'\n\"We are not endeavoring to chain the future but to free the present. ... We are\nthe advocates of inquiry, investigation, and thought. ... It is grander to think\nand investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed. ... I look for the day\nwhen *reason*, throned upon the world\'s brains, shall be the King of Kings and\nthe God of Gods.\n-- Robert G. Ingersoll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12346,29,'\n\"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes\nof snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey.  I believe\nit was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts...\nI despise it, I defy it, and I hate it.\"\n-- Robert G. Ingersoll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12347,29,'\n\"Is this foreplay?\"\n   \"No, this is Nuke Strike.  Foreplay has lousy graphics.  Beat me again.\"\n-- Duckert, in \"Bad Rubber,\" Albedo #0 (comics)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12348,29,'\negrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast deterministic\nalgorithm that sometimes needs exponential space.\n-- unix manuals\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12349,29,'\n\"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears.\"\n-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12350,29,'\n\"Life sucks, but it\'s better than the alternative.\"\n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12351,29,'\nIf this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12352,29,'\n\"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,\nor I\'ll have your guts for spaghetti.\"\n-- a comic panel by Cotham \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12353,29,'\n\"Even if you\'re on the right track, you\'ll get run over if you just sit there.\"\n-- Will Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12354,29,'\n\"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt.\"\n-- a saying at RPI\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12355,29,'\n\"The geeks shall inherit the earth.\"\n-- Karl Lehenbauer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12356,29,'\n\"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.\"\n-- Chip Salzenberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12357,29,'\n\"Elvis is my copilot.\"\n-- Cal Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12358,29,'\n\"The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the\nsole test of the validity of any idea is experiment.\"\n-- Richard P. Feynman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12359,29,'\nHow many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?\n   Let\'s see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12360,29,'\n\"Don\'t hate me because I\'m beautiful.  Hate me because I\'m beautiful, smart \nand rich.\"\n-- Calvin Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12361,29,'\n\"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so\ncertain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.\"\n-- Bertrand Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12362,29,'\nAlways look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting\nagainst you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12363,29,'\n\"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us.\"\n-- militant religionists everywhere\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12364,29,'\nBaby On Board.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12365,29,'\n\"The net result is a system that is not only binary compatible with 4.3 BSD,\nbut is even bug for bug compatible in almost all features.\"\n-- Avadit Tevanian, Jr., \"Architecture-Independent Virtual Memory Management\n   for Parallel and Distributed Environments:  The Mach Approach\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12366,29,'\n\"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected.\"\n-- The Unix Programmer\'s Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12367,29,'\n\"Engineering without management is art.\"\n-- Jeff Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12368,29,'\n\"I\'m not a god, I was misquoted.\"\n-- Lister, Red Dwarf\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12369,29,'\nBrain off-line, please wait.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12370,29,'\n-- \n-- uunet!sugar!karl  | \"We\'ve been following your progress with considerable \n-- karl@sugar.uu.net |  interest, not to say contempt.\"  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV\n-- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018\n\n\n\nth-th-th-th-That\'s all, folks!\n\n----------- cut here, don\'t forget to strip junk at the end, too -------------\n\"Psychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!\"\n-- Zippy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12371,29,'\nAre you having fun yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12372,29,'\n\"The vast majority of successful major crimes against property are\nperpetrated by individuals abusing positions of trust.\"\n-- Lawrence Dalzell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12373,29,'\n\"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream, but in the light of\nwhat is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it seems vastly\ntoo dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the sand.\"\n-- Peter G. Neumann, RISKS moderator, about the Internet virus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12374,29,'\n\"Seed me, Seymour\"\n-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12375,29,'\n\"Buy land.  They\'ve stopped making it.\"\n-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12376,29,'\n\"Open the pod bay doors, HAL.\"\n-- Dave Bowman, 2001\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12377,29,'\n\"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of\npure chance...\"\n-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity\'s Rainbow_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12378,29,'\n...Saure really turns out to be an adept at the difficult art of papryomancy,\nthe ability to prophesy through contemplating the way people roll reefers -\nthe shape, the licking pattern, the wrinkles and folds or absence thereof\nin the paper.  \"You will soon be in love,\" sez Saure, \"see, this line here.\"\n\"It\'s long, isn\'t it?  Does that mean --\" \"Length is usually intensity.\nNot time.\"\n-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity\'s Rainbow_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12379,29,'\nGo ahead, capitalize the T on technology, deify it if it will make you feel\nless responsible -- but it puts you in with the neutered, brother, in with\nthe eunuchs keeping the harem of our stolen Earth for the numb and joyless\nhardons of human sultans, human elite with no right at all to be where they\nare --\"\n-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity\'s Rainbow_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12380,29,'\n...the prevailing Catholic odor - incense, wax, centuries of mild bleating\nfrom the lips of the flock.\n-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity\'s Rainbow_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12381,29,'\n...At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected that\ncomputer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations per\nsecond (megaflops) would be needed for the Army\'s ballistic missile\ndefense system.  Many computer experts -- including a National Academy\nof Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multiple\nprocessors, was impossible.  Today, new generation supercomputers operate\nat billions of operations per second (gigaflops).\n-- Aviation Week & Space Technology, May 9, 1988, \"Washington Roundup\", pg 13\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12382,29,'\nShit Happens.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12383,29,'\nbackups: always in season, never out of style.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12384,29,'\n\"There was a vague, unpleasant manginess about his appearence; he somehow\nseemed dirty, though a close glance showed him as carefully shaven as an\nactor, and clad in immaculate linen.\"\n-- H.L. Mencken, on the death of William Jennings Bryan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12385,29,'\nWork was impossible.  The geeks had broken my spirit.  They had done too\nmany things wrong.  It was never like this for Mencken.  He lived like\na Prussian gambler -- sweating worse than Bryan on some nights and drunker\nthan Judas on others.  It was all a dehumanized nightmare...and these\nraddled cretins have the gall to complain about my deadlines.\n-- Hunter Thompson, \"Bad Nerves in Fat City\", _Generation of Swine_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12386,29,'\n\"This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.\"\n-- Ronald Reagan, \"People\" magazine, December 26, 1985\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12387,29,'\n... The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually\nwe were all forced to turn to it.  By the summer of \'85, the valley had more\nsatellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of\nAlaska.\n\nMine was one of the last to go in.  I had been nervous from the start about\nthe hazards of too much input, which is a very real problem with these\nthings.  Watching TV becomes a full-time job when you can scan 200 channels\nall day and all night and still have the option of punching Night Dreams\ninto the video machine, if the rest of the world seems dull.\n-- Hunter Thompson, \"Full-time scrambling\", _Generation of Swine_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12388,29,'\n\"Call immediately.  Time is running out.  We both need to do something\nmonstrous before we die.\"\n-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12389,29,'\n\"The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.\"\n-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12390,29,'\n\"You don\'t go out and kick a mad dog.  If you have a mad dog with rabies, you\ntake a gun and shoot him.\"\n-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12391,29,'\nDavid Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my\n  judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.\nGeorge Will:  I don\'t think astrology belongs even on the comic pages.\n  The comics are making no truth claim.\nBrinkley:  Where would you put it?\nWill:  I wouldn\'t put it in the newspaper.  I think it\'s transparent rubbish.\n  It\'s a reflection of an idea that we expelled from Western thought in the\n  sixteenth century, that we are in the center of a caring universe.  We are\n  not the center of the universe, and it doesn\'t care.  The star\'s alignment\n  at the time of our birth -- that is absolute rubbish.  It is not funny to\n  have it intruded among people who have nuclear weapons.\nSam Donaldson:  This isn\'t something new.  Governor Ronald Reagan was sworn\n  in just after midnight in his first term in Sacramento because the stars\n  said it was a propitious time.\nWill:  They [horoscopes] are utter crashing banalities.  They could apply to\n  anyone and anything.\nBrinkley:  When is the exact moment [of birth]?  I don\'t think the nurse is\n  standing there with a stopwatch and a notepad.\nDonaldson:  If we\'re making decisions based on the stars -- that\'s a cockamamie\n  thing.  People want to know.\n-- \"This Week\" with David Brinkley, ABC Television, Sunday, May 8, 1988,\n   excerpts from a discussion on Astrology and Reagan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12392,29,'\nThe reported resort to astrology in the White House has occasioned much\nmerriment.  It is not funny.  Astrological gibberish, which means astrology\ngenerally, has no place in a newspaper, let alone government.  Unlike comics,\nwhich are part of a newspaper\'s harmless pleasure and make no truth claims,\nastrology is a fraud.  The idea that it gets a hearing in government is\ndismaying.\n-- George Will, Washing Post Writers Group\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12393,29,'\nAstrology is the sheerest hokum.  This pseudoscience has been around since\nthe day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians.  It is as phony as numerology,\nphrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the reading of tea leaves, and the practice\nof divination by the entrails of a goat.  No serious person will buy the\nnotion that our lives are influenced individually by the movement of\ndistant planets.  This is the sawdust blarney of the carnival midway.\n-- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press Syndicate\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12394,29,'\nA serious public debate about the validity of astrology?  A serious believer\nin the White House?  Two of them?  Give me a break.  What stifled my laughter\nis that the image fits.  Reagan has always exhibited a fey indifference toward\nscience.  Facts, like numbers, roll off his back.  And we\'ve all come to\naccept it.  This time it was stargazing that became a serious issue....Not\nthat long ago, it was Reagan\'s support of Creationism....Creationists actually\ngot equal time with evolutionists.  The public was supposed to be open-minded\nto the claims of paleontologists and fundamentalists, as if the two were\nscientific colleagues....It has been clear for a long time that the president\nis averse to science...In general, these attitudes fall onto friendly American\nturf....But at the outer edges, this skepticism about science easily turns\ninto a kind of naive acceptance of nonscience, or even nonsense.  The same\npeople who doubt experts can also believe any quackery, from the benefits of\nlaetrile to eye of newt to the movment of planets.  We lose the capacity to\nmake rational -- scientific -- judgments.  It\'s all the same.\n-- Ellen Goodman, The Boston Globe Newspaper Company-Washington Post Writers \n    Group\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12395,29,'\nThe spectacle of astrology in the White House -- the governing center of\nthe world\'s greatest scientific and military power -- is so appalling that\nit defies understanding and provides grounds for great fright.  The easiest\nresponse is to laugh it off, and to indulge in wisecracks about Civil\nService ratings for horoscope makers and palm readers and whether Reagan\nasked Mikhail Gorbachev for his sign.  A contagious good cheer is the\nhallmark of this presidency, even when the most dismal matters are concerned.\nBut this time, it isn\'t funny.  It\'s plain scary.\n-- Daniel S. Greenberg, Editor, _Science and Government Report_, writing in\n   \"Newsday\", May 5, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12396,29,'\n[Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted.  As a matter of fact, the first edition\nof the Encyclopaedia Britannica, written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said that this\nbelief system is a subject long ago ridiculed and reviled.  We\'re dealing with\nbeliefs that go back to the ancient Babylonians.  There\'s nothing there....\nIt sounds a lot like science, it sounds like astronomy.  It\'s got technical\nterms.  It\'s got jargon.  It confuses the public....The astrologer is quite\nglib, confuses the public, uses terms which come from science, come from\nmetaphysics, come from a host of fields, but they really mean nothing.  The\nfact is that astrological beliefs go back at least 2,500 years.  Now that\nshould be a sufficiently long time for astrologers to prove their case.  They\nhave not proved their case....It\'s just simply gibberish.  The fact is, there\'s\nno theory for it, there are no observational data for it.  It\'s been tested\nand tested over the centuries.  Nobody\'s ever found any validity to it at\nall.  It is not even close to a science.  A science has to be repeatable, it\nhas to have a logical foundation, and it has to be potentially vulnerable --\nyou test it.  And in that astrology is reqlly quite something else.\n-- Astronomer Richard Berendzen, President, American University, on ABC\n    News \"Nightline,\" May 3, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12397,29,'\nEven if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about\nastrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.\nWhy would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an\neffect on our characters, lives, or destinies?  What force or influence,\nwhat sort of energy would travel from the planets and stars to all human\nbeings and affect our development or fate?  No amount of scientific-sounding\njargon or computerized calculations by astrologers can disguise this central\nproblem with astrology -- we can find no evidence of a mechanism by which\ncelestial objects can influence us in so specific and personal a way. . . .\nSome astrologers argue that there may be a still unknown force that represents\nthe astrological influence. . . .If so, astrological predictions -- like those\nof any scientific field -- should be easily tested. . . . Astrologers always\nclaim to be just a little too busy to carry out such careful tests of their\nefficacy, so in the last two decades scientists and statisticians have\ngenerously done such testing for them.  There have been dozens of well-designed\ntests all around the world, and astrology has failed every one of them. . . .\nI propose that we let those beckoning lights in the sky awaken our interest\nin the real (and fascinating) universe beyond our planet, and not let them\nkeep us tied to an ancient fantasy left over from a time when we huddled by\nthe firelight, afraid of the night.\n-- Andrew Fraknoi, Executive Officer, Astronomical Society of the Pacific,\n    \"Why Astrology Believers Should Feel Embarrassed,\" San Jose Mercury\n    News, May 8, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12398,29,'\nWith the news that Nancy Reagan has referred to an astrologer when planning\nher husband\'s schedule, and reports of Californians evacuating Los Angeles\non the strength of a prediction from a sixteenth-century physician and\nastrologer Michel de Notredame, the image of the U.S. as a scientific and\ntechnological nation has taking a bit of a battering lately.  Sadly, such\nhappenings cannot be dismissed as passing fancies.  They are manifestations\nof a well-established \"anti-science\" tendency in the U.S. which, ultimately,\ncould threaten the country\'s position as a technological power. . . .  The\nmanifest widespread desire to reject rationality and substitute a series\nof quasirandom beliefs in order to understand the universe does not augur\nwell for a nation deeply concerned about its ability to compete with its\nindustrial equals.  To the degree that it reflects the thinking of a \nsignificant section of the public, this point of view encourages ignorance\nof and, indeed, contempt for science and for rational methods of approaching\ntruth. . . . It is becoming clear that if the U.S. does not pick itself up\nsoon and devote some effort to educating the young effectively, its hope of\nmaintaining a semblance of leadership in the world may rest, paradoxically,\nwith a new wave of technically interested and trained immigrants who do not\nsuffer from the anti-science disease rampant in an apparently decaying society.\n-- Physicist Tony Feinberg, in \"New Scientist,\" May 19, 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12399,29,'\nmiracle:  an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.\n-- Webster\'s Dictionary\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12400,29,'\n\"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone\n is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be\n created in the form of computer programs.\"\n-- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12401,29,'\n\"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.\"\n-- Norm Schryer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12402,29,'\n\"May your future be limited only by your dreams.\"\n-- Christa McAuliffe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12403,29,'\n\"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be\ncoming up it.\"\n-- Henry Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12404,29,'\n\"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of\nwatching television.\"\n-- Cal Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12405,29,'\nEat shit -- billions of flies can\'t be wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12406,29,'\n\"We never make assertions, Miss Taggart,\" said Hugh Akston.  \"That is\nthe moral crime peculiar to our enemies.  We do not tell -- we *show*.\nWe do not claim -- we *prove*.\"  \n-- Ayn Rand, _Atlas Shrugged_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12407,29,'\n\"I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and\n my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.\"\n-- George Carlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12408,29,'\n\"My father?  My father left when I was quite young.  Well actually, he\n was asked to leave.  He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.\"\n -- George Carlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12409,29,'\n\"I turn on my television set.  I see a young lady who goes under the guise\nof being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight\nleather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the\nmusic as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the\nband plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from\nsongs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else.  And you may try\nto tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ, but I\nknow better.\n-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, self-described\n pornography addict, \"Two points of view: \'Christian\' rock and roll.\", \n The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12410,29,'\n\"So-called Christian rock. . . . is a diabolical force undermining Christianity\n from within.\"\n-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocrite and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict,\n \"Two points of view: \'Christian\' rock and roll.\", The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12411,29,'\n\"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of\ncourse, living in a state of sin.\"\n-- John Von Neumann\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12412,29,'\n\"You must have an IQ of at least half a million.\"  -- Popeye\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12413,29,'\n\"Freedom is still the most radical idea of all.\"\n-- Nathaniel Branden\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12414,29,'\nAren\'t you glad you\'re not getting all the government you pay for now?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12415,29,'\n\"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education.\"\n-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12416,29,'\nThese screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of     X Ray Gogs to be the life\nof any party.\n-- X-Ray Gogs Instructions\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12417,29,'\nA student asked the master for help... does this program run from the\nWorkbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. \"What is\nthis?\" he asked. The student replied \"That\'s the mouse\". The master pressed\ncontrol-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga ROM Kernel\nManual.\n-- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12418,29,'\n\"Thank heaven for startups; without them we\'d never have any advances.\"\n-- Seymour Cray\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12419,29,'\n\"Out of register space (ugh)\"\n-- vi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12420,29,'\n\"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor\nof journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,\nit keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.\"\n                                        - Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12421,29,'\n\"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.\n-- Codoso diBlini\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12422,29,'\n\"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by mean of zeal,\nwell-meaning but without understanding.\"\n-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12423,29,'\n\"\'Tis true, \'tis pity, and pity \'tis \'tis true.\"\n-- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake\'s _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_\n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12424,29,'\n\"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in.  I\'m glad they\nare a snowman with protective rubber skin\" \n-- They Might Be Giants\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12425,29,'\n\"Indecision is the basis of flexibility\"\n-- button at a Science Fiction convention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12426,29,'\n\"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative\"\n-- button at a Science Fiction convention.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12427,29,'\n\"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.\"\n-- a coffee cup\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12428,29,'\n\"The most important thing in a man is not what he knows, but what he is.\"\n-- Narciso Yepes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12429,29,'\n\"All we are given is possibilities -- to make ourselves one thing or another.\"\n-- Ortega y Gasset\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12430,29,'\n\"We will be better and braver if we engage and inquire than if we indulge in\nthe idle fancy that we already know -- or that it is of no use seeking to\nknow what we do not know.\"\n-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12431,29,'\n\"To undertake a project, as the word\'s derivation indicates, means to cast an\nidea out ahead of oneself so that it gains autonomy and is fulfilled not only\nby the efforts of its originator but, indeed, independently of him as well.\n-- Czeslaw Milosz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12432,29,'\n\"We cannot put off living until we are ready.  The most salient characteristic\nof life is its coerciveness; it is always urgent, \"here and now,\" without any\npossible postponement.  Life is fired at us point blank.\"\n-- Ortega y Gasset\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12433,29,'\n\"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.\"\n-- Dr. Seuss\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12434,29,'\n\"When it comes to humility, I\'m the greatest.\"\n-- Bullwinkle Moose\n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12435,29,'\nRemember, an int is not always 16 bits.  I\'m not sure, but if the 80386 is one\nstep closer to Intel\'s slugfest with the CPU curve that is aymptotically\napproaching a real machine, perhaps an int has been implemented as 32 bits by\nsome Unix vendors...?\n-- Derek Terveer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12436,29,'\n\"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care\nwhat I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything\nyou may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.\nConversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to\ninsure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the\ndestruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be,\nbe granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to\ninsure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as \nyour elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be\nyourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your\nreceiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this\nthing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.\"\n\nMadrak, in _Creatures of Light and Darkness_, by Roger Zelazny\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12437,29,'\n\"An Academic speculated whether a bather is beautiful\nif there is none in the forest to admire her. He hid\nin the bushes to find out, which vitiated his premise\nbut made him happy.\nMoral: Empiricism is more fun than speculation.\"\n-- Sam Weber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12438,29,'\n1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12439,29,'\n\"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive were\n Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers.\"\n-- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in \"Star Trek: The Next Generation\" \n    is so nice\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12440,29,'\n\"Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode.\"\n-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12441,29,'\n\"Why can\'t we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country without having\na \'War\' on it?\" -- Rich Thomson, talk.politics.misc\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12442,29,'\n      ...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the\n      typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for\n      mercy.  At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress\n      him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release\n      over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness.\n      Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what\n      I had done.  My shame is gone and now I am looking for a\n      submissive typewriter, any color, or model.  No electric\n      typewriters please!\n                        --Rick Kleiner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12443,29,'\nProfessional wrestling:  ballet for the common man.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12444,29,'\n\"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a\ncabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.\" - H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12445,29,'\n   \"Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?\"  I asked Colletti as he\nshowed us these scratches on his chest.  \"No, those are on my back,\" Colletti\nanswered.  \"This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me.  I told her\nto slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have\na mind of their own.\"\n-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs\n   National Lampoon, October 1982\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12446,29,'\n\"Never give in.  Never give in.  Never. Never. Never.\"\n-- Winston Churchill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12447,29,'\n\"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance.\"\n-- Cal Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12448,29,'\n\"Despite its suffix, skepticism is not an \"ism\" in the sense of a belief\nor dogma.  It is simply an approach to the problem of telling what is\ncounterfeit and what is genuine.  And a recognition of how costly it may\nbe to fail to do so.  To be a skeptic is to cultivate \"street smarts\" in\nthe battle for control of one\'s own mind, one\'s own money, one\'w own\nallegiances.  To be a skeptic, in short, is to refuse to be a victim.\n-- Robert S. DeBear, \"An Agenda for Reason, Realism, and Responsibility,\"\n New York Skeptic (newsletter of the New York Area Skeptics, Inc.), Spring 1988\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12449,29,'\n\"If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead\nstuff.\"\n-- Dave Enyeart\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12450,29,'\n\"After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn\'t wait to go back to the United \nStates.  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of\nthe mentality of being open-minded, always positive.  Everything you want to\ndo in Europe is just, \'No way.  No one has ever done it.\'  They haven\'t any\nmore the desire to go out to conquer and achieve -- I realized that I had much\nmore the American spirit.\"\n-- Arnold Schwarzenegger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12451,29,'\n\"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest.\"\n-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12452,29,'\n\tWell, punk is kind of anti-ethical, anyway.  Its ethics, so to speak,\ninclude a disdain for ethics in general.  If you have to think about some-\nthing so hard, then it\'s bullshit anyway; that\'s the idea.  Punks are anti-\nismists, to coin a term.  But nonetheless, they have a pretty clearly defined\nstance and image, and THAT is what we hang the term `punk\' on.\n-- Jeff G. Bone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12453,29,'\n\tI think for the most part that the readership here uses the c-word in\na similar fashion.  I don\'t think anybody really believes in a new, revolution-\nary literature --- I think they use `cyberpunk\' as a term of convenience to\ndiscuss the common stylistic elements in a small subset of recent sf books.\n-- Jeff G. Bone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12454,29,'\n\tSo we get to my point.  Surely people around here read things that\naren\'t on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.  Surely we\ndon\'t (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and\nphilosophical message in all this, do we?  So if this `cyberpunk\' thing is\njust a term of convenience, how can somebody sell out?  If cyberpunk is just a\nword we use to describe a particular style and imagery in sf, how can it be\ndead?  Where are the profound statements that the `Movement\' is or was trying\nto make?\n\tI think most of us are interested in examining and discussing literary\n(and musical) works that possess a certain stylistic excellence and perhaps a\nrather extreme perspective; this is what CP is all about, no?  Maybe there \nshould be a newsgroup like, say, alt.postmodern or somthing.  Something less\nrestrictive in scope than alt.cyberpunk.\n-- Jeff G. Bone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12455,29,'\n\"Everyone\'s head is a cheap movie show.\"\n-- Jeff G. Bone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12456,29,'\nLife is full of concepts that are poorly defined.  In fact, there are very few \nconcepts that aren\'t.  It\'s hard to think of any in non-technical fields.  \n-- Daniel Kimberg\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12457,29,'\n...cyberpunk wants to see the mind as mechanistic & duplicable,\nchallenging basic assumptions about the nature of individuality & self.\nThat seems all the better reason to assume that cyberpunk art & music is\nessentially mindless garbagio. Willy certainly addressed this idea in\n\"Count Zero,\" with Katatonenkunst, the automatic box-maker and the girl\'s\nobservation that the real art was the building of the machine itself, \nrather than its output.\n-- Eliot Handelman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12458,29,'\nIt might be worth reflecting that this group was originally created\nback in September of 1987 and has exchanged over 1200 messages.  The\noriginal announcement for the group called for an all inclusive\ndiscussion ranging from the writings of Gibson and Vinge and movies\nlike Bladerunner to real world things like Brands\' description of the\nwork being done at the MIT Media Lab.  It was meant as a haven for\npeople with vision of this scope.  If you want to create a haven for\npeople with narrower visions, feel free.  But I feel sad for anyone\nwho thinks that alt.cyberpunk is such a monstrous group that it is in\ndire need of being subdivided.  Heaven help them if they ever start\nreading comp.arch or rec.arts.sf-lovers.\n-- Bob Webber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12459,29,'\n...I don\'t care for the term \'mechanistic\'. The word \'cybernetic\' is a lot\nmore apropos. The mechanistic world-view is falling further and further behind\nthe real world where even simple systems can produce the most marvellous\nchaos. \n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12460,29,'\nAs for the basic assumptions about individuality and self, this is the core\nof what I like about cyberpunk. And it\'s the core of what I like about certain\npre-gibson neophile techie SF writers that certain folks here like to put\ndown. Not everyone makes the same assumptions. I haven\'t lost my mind... it\'s\nbacked up on tape.\n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12461,29,'\nWho are the artists in the Computer Graphics Show?  Wavefront\'s latest box, or \nthe people who programmed it?  Should Mandelbrot get all the credit for the \noutput of programs like MandelVroom?\n-- Peter da Silva\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12462,29,'\nTrailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following\nTETflame programme:\n\n1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming\n   representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of\n   your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of\n   an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis\n   Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.\n\n2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme\n   is offering ``flame insurence\'\'. Under this arrangement, if\n   one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending\n   article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.\n\n3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg\n   Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish O\'Tauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most\n   recent aquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his\n   kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.\n\n-- Richard Sexton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12463,29,'\n\"As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of\n Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity.  I collected some of\n their Proverbs...\" - Blake, \"The Marriage of Heaven and Hell\"\n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12464,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 1\n\nproof by example:\n\tThe author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it \n\tcontains most of the ideas of the general proof.\n\nproof by intimidation:\n\t\'Trivial\'.\n\nproof by vigorous handwaving:\n\tWorks well in a classroom or seminar setting.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12465,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 2\n\nproof by cumbersome notation:\n\tBest done with access to at least four alphabets and special\n\tsymbols.\n\nproof by exhaustion:\n\tAn issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.\n\nproof by omission:\n\t\'The reader may easily supply the details\'\n\t\'The other 253 cases are analogous\'\n\t\'...\' \n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12466,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 3\n\nproof by obfuscation:\n\tA long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless \n\tsyntactically related statements.\n\nproof by wishful citation:\n\tThe author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of \n\ta theorem from the literature to support his claims.\n\nproof by funding:\n\tHow could three different government agencies be wrong?\n\nproof by eminent authority:\n\t\'I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-\n\tcomplete.\' \n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12467,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 4\n\nproof by personal communication:\n\t\'Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete \n\t[Karp, personal communication].\' \n\nproof by reduction to the wrong problem:\n\t\'To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is \n\tdecidable, we reduce it to the halting problem.\' \n\nproof by reference to inaccessible literature:\n\tThe author cites a simple corollary of a theorem to be found \n\tin a privately circulated memoir of the Slovenian \n\tPhilological Society, 1883.\n\nproof by importance:\n\tA large body of useful consequences all follow from the \n\tproposition in question.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12468,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 5\n\nproof by accumulated evidence:\n\tLong and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.\n\nproof by cosmology:\n\tThe negation of the proposition is unimaginable or \n\tmeaningless. Popular for proofs of the existence of God.\n\nproof by mutual reference:\n\tIn reference A, Theorem 5 is said to follow from Theorem 3 in \n\treference B, which is shown to follow from Corollary 6.2 in \n\treference C, which is an easy consequence of Theorem 5 in \n\treference A.\n\nproof by metaproof:\n\tA method is given to construct the desired proof. The \n\tcorrectness of the method is proved by any of these \n\ttechniques.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12469,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 6\n\nproof by picture:\n\tA more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well \n\twith proof by omission.\n\nproof by vehement assertion:\n\tIt is useful to have some kind of authority relation to the \n\taudience.\n\nproof by ghost reference:\n\tNothing even remotely resembling the cited theorem appears in \n\tthe reference given.\n\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12470,29,'\n\t\t\tHOW TO PROVE IT, PART 7\nproof by forward reference:\n\tReference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, \n\twhich is often not as forthcoming as at first.\n\nproof by semantic shift:\n\tSome of the standard but inconvenient definitions are changed \n\tfor the statement of the result.\n\nproof by appeal to intuition:\n\tCloud-shaped drawings frequently help here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12471,29,'\n        [May one] doubt whether, in cheese and timber, worms are generated,\n        or, if beetles and wasps, in cow-dung, or if butterflies, locusts,\n        shellfish, snails, eels, and such life be procreated of putrefied\n        matter, which is to receive the form of that creature to which it\n        is by formative power disposed[?]  To question this is to question\n        reason, sense, and experience.  If he doubts this, let him go to\n        Egypt, and there he will find the fields swarming with mice begot\n        of the mud of the Nylus, to the great calamity of the inhabitants.\n                A seventeenth century opinion quoted by L. L. Woodruff,\n                in *The Evolution of Earth and Man*, 1929\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12472,29,'\nSeen on a button at an SF Convention:\nVeteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force.  1990-1951.\n-- \n-- uunet!sugar!karl  | \"We\'ve been following your progress with considerable \n-- karl@sugar.uu.net |  interest, not to say contempt.\"  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV\n-- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018\n\n\nFrom karl@sugar.hackercorp.com Sat Apr 29 10:46:20 1989\nFrom: karl@sugar.hackercorp.com (Karl Lehenbauer)\nSubject: Fortune cookie file, part 07 of 06\n\nBelow is the latest addition to my fortune cookie file, 40212 bytes of mirth\nand merriment.  \n\nThis file contains a lot of quotes from peoples\' postings on Usenet.  After I \nhad been doing this a while, I began including their net addresses as well.\n\nEnjoy, or hit \'n\'...\n\n-------------------- cut it here, dude ------------------------------\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12473,29,'\n\"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,\nthen we are a sorry lot indeed.\"\n-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12474,29,'\n\"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is\nthe exact opposite.\"\n-- Bertrand Russell, _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12475,29,'\n\"Were there no women, men might live like gods.\"\n-- Thomas Dekker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12476,29,'\n\"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing.\"\n-- G. Steinem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12477,29,'\n\"It says he made us all to be just like him.  So if we\'re dumb, then god is\ndumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side.\"\n-- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12478,29,'\n\"It\'s not just a computer -- it\'s your ass.\"\n-- Cal Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12479,29,'\n\"Let me guess, Ed.  Pentescostal, right?\"\n-- Starcap\'n Ra, ra@asuvax.asu.edu\n\n\"Nope.  Charismatic (I think - I\'ve given up on what all those pesky labels\n mean).\"\n-- Ed Carp, erc@unisec.usi.com\n\n\"Same difference - all zeal and feel, averaging less than one working brain \ncell per congregation. Starcap\'n Ra, you pegged him.  Good work!\"\n-- Kenn Barry, barry@eos.UUCP\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12480,29,'\n\"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?\"\n-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12481,29,'\n\"I\'ve seen the forgeries I\'ve sent out.\"\n-- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12482,29,'\n\"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some\n of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?\"\n-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12483,29,'\n\"Bite off, dirtball.\"\nRichard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12484,29,'\n\"Oh my!  An `inflammatory attitude\' in alt.flame?  Never heard of such\na thing...\"\n-- Allen Gwinn, allen@sulaco.Sigma.COM\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12485,29,'\n(null cookie; hope that\'s ok)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12486,29,'\n\"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality\nat any point.\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12487,29,'\n\"Who alone has reason to *lie himself out* of actuality?  He who *suffers*\n from it.\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12488,29,'\n\"You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12489,29,'\n\"Little prigs and three-quarter madmen may have the conceit that the laws of \nnature are constantly broken for their sakes.\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12490,29,'\n\"Science makes godlike -- it is all over with priests and gods when man becomes\n scientific.  Moral:  science is the forbidden as such -- it alone is \n forbidden.  Science is the *first* sin, the *original* sin.  *This alone is\n morality.* ``Thou shalt not know\'\' -- the rest follows.\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12491,29,'\n\"Faith:  not *wanting* to know what is true.\"\n-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12492,29,'\n>One basic notion underlying Usenet is that it is a cooperative.\n\nHaving been on USENET for going on ten years, I disagree with this.\nThe basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.\n-- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@Apple.COM \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12493,29,'\n\"Every group has a couple of experts.  And every group has at least one idiot.\n Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained.  It\'s sometimes hard\n to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all of the hassle and\n pain is generally caused by one or two highly-motivated, caustic twits.\"\n-- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@apple.com, about Usenet\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12494,29,'\nBacked up the system lately?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12495,29,'\n\"It doesn\'t much signify whom one marries for one is sure to find out next \nmorning it was someone else.\"\n-- Rogers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12496,29,'\n\"If you are afraid of loneliness, don\'t marry.\"\n-- Chekhov\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12497,29,'\n\"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with \nthe ideal never goes unpunished.\"\n-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12498,29,'\n\"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.\"\n-- Butler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12499,29,'\n\"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does \nwoman want?\'\"\n-- Sigmund Freud\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12500,29,'\n\"A fractal is by definition a set for which the Hausdorff Besicovitch\ndimension strictly exceeds the topological dimension.\"\n-- Mandelbrot, _The Fractal Geometry of Nature_\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12501,29,'\n\"I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world,\n and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming\n feature.  They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.\"\n-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (12502,29,'\nRemember:  Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.\n-- Dave Butler\n');
