
8 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

	(1) You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
	(2) A beer doesn't care when you come.
	(3) Beer doesn't have a mother.
	(4) Beer doesn't need much closet space.
	(5) A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy
	    "just for the articles".
	(6) Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
	(7) Beer doesn't always want to go to the 'powder room' with everyone
	    else's beer.
	(8) When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer
	    doesn't make you ill.
