INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23286,63,'\nI think that I shall never see\nA billboard lovely as a tree.\nIndeed, unless the billboards fall\nI\'ll never see a tree at all.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23287,63,'\nI think that I shall never see\nA thing as lovely as a tree.\nBut as you see the trees have gone\nThey went this morning with the dawn.\nA logging firm from out of town\nCame and chopped the trees all down.\nBut I will trick those dirty skunks\nAnd write a brand new poem called \'Trunks\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23288,63,'\n\"I thought that you said you were 20 years old!\"\n\"As a programmer, yes,\" she replied,\n\"And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!\"\n\"You said you were blonde, but you lied!\"\nOh, she was a hacker and he was one, too,\nThey had so much in common, you\'d say.\nThey exchanged jokes and poems, and clever new hacks,\nAnd prompts that were cute or risque\'.\nHe sent her a picture of his brother Sam,\nShe sent one from some past high school day,\nAnd it might have gone on for the rest of their lives,\nIf they hadn\'t met in L.A.\n\"Your beard is an armpit,\" she said in disgust.\nHe answered, \"Your armpit\'s a beard!\"\nAnd they chorused: \"I think I could stand all the rest\nIf you were not so totally weird!\"\nIf she had not said what he wanted to hear,\nAnd he had not done just the same,\nThey\'d have been far more honest, and never have met,\nAnd would not have had fun with the game.\n\t\t-- Judith Schrier, \"Face to Face After Six Months of\n\t\tElectronic Mail\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23289,63,'\nI used to be such a sweet sweet thing, \'til they got a hold of me,\nI opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see,\nI got no friends \'cause they read the papers, they can\'t be seen,\nWith me, and I\'m feelin\' real shot down,\nAnd I\'m, uh, feelin\' mean,\n\tNo more, Mr. Nice Guy,\n\tNo more, Mr. Clean,\n\tNo more, Mr. Nice Guy,\nThey say \"He\'s sick, he\'s obscene\".\n\nMy dog bit me on the leg today, my cat clawed my eyes,\nMa\'s been thrown out of the social circle, and Dad has to hide,\nI went to church, incognito, when everybody rose,\nThe reverend Smithy, he recognized me,\nAnd punched me in the nose, he said,\n(chorus)\nHe said \"You\'re sick, you\'re obscene\".\n\t\t-- Alice Cooper, \"No More Mr. Nice Guy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23290,63,'\nI was born in a barrel of butcher knives\nTrouble I love and peace I despise\nWild horses kicked me in my side\nThen a rattlesnake bit me and he walked off and died.\n\t\t-- Bo Diddley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23291,63,'\nI was eatin\' some chop suey,\nWith a lady in St. Louie,\nWhen there sudden comes a knockin\' at the door.\nAnd that knocker, he says, \"Honey,\nRoll this rocker out some money,\nOr your daddy shoots a baddie to the floor.\"\n\t\t-- Mr. Miggle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23292,63,'\nI went home with a waitress,\nThe way I always do.\nHow I was I to know?\nShe was with the Russians too.\n\nI was gambling in Havana,\nI took a little risk.\nSend lawyers, guns, and money,\nDad, get me out of this.\n\t\t-- Warren Zevon, \"Lawyers, Guns and Money\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23293,63,'\nI went over to my friend, he was eatin\' a pickle.\nI said \"Hi, what\'s happenin\'?\"\nHe said \"Nothin\'.\"\nTry to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm;\nAs if you just squashed a cop.\n\t\t-- Arlo Guthrie, \"Motorcycle Song\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23294,63,'\nI will not play at tug o\' war.\nI\'d rather play at hug o\' war,\nWhere everyone hugs\nInstead of tugs,\nWhere everyone giggles\nAnd rolls on the rug,\nWhere everyone kisses,\nAnd everyone grins,\nAnd everyone cuddles,\nAnd everyone wins.\n\t\t-- Shel Silverstein, \"Hug o\' War\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23295,63,'\nI woke up a feelin\' mean\nwent down to play the slot machine\nthe wheels turned round,\nand the letters read\n\"Better head back to Tennessee Jed\"\n\t\t-- Grateful Dead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23296,63,'\nI would like to know\nWhat I was fencing in\nAnd what I was fencing out.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23297,63,'\nI\'d never cry if I did find\n\tA blue whale in my soup...\nNor would I mind a porcupine\n\tInside a chicken coop.\nYes life is fine when things combine,\t\n\tLike ham in beef chow mein...\nBut lord, this time I think I mind,\n\tThey\'ve put acid in my rain.\n\t\t      --- Milo Bloom\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23298,63,'\nI\'d rather laugh with the sinners,\nThan cry with the saints,\nThe sinners are much more fun!\n\t\t-- Billy Joel, \"Only The Good Die Young\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23299,63,'\nI\'ll grant thee random access to my heart,\nThoul\'t tell me all the constants of thy love;\nAnd so we two shall all love\'s lemmas prove\nAnd in our bound partition never part.\n\nCancel me not -- for what then shall remain?\nAbscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,\nA root or two, a torus and a node:\nThe inverse of my verse, a null domain.\n\nI see the eigenvalue in thine eye,\nI hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.\nBernoulli would have been content to die\nHad he but known such a-squared cos 2(thi)!\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23300,63,'\nI\'ll learn to play the Saxophone,\nI play just what I feel.\nDrink Scotch whisky all night long,\nAnd die behind the wheel.\nThey got a name for the winners in the world,\nI want a name when I lose.\nThey call Alabama the Crimson Tide,\nCall me Deacon Blues.\n\t\t-- Becker and Fagan, \"Deacon Blues\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23301,63,'\nI\'ll meet you... on the dark side of the moon...\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23302,63,'\nI\'m an artist.\nBut it\'s not what I really want to do.\nWhat I really want to do is be a shoe salesman.\nI know what you\'re going to say --\n\"Dreamer!  Get your head out of the clouds.\"\nAll right!  But it\'s what I want to do.\nInstead I have to go on painting all day long.\n\nThe world should make a place for shoe salesmen.\n\t\t-- J. Feiffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23303,63,'\nI\'m free -- and freedom tastes of reality.\n\t\t-- The Who\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23304,63,'\nI\'m just as sad as sad can be!\n\tI\'ve missed your special date.\nPlease say that you\'re not mad at me\n\tMy tax return is late.\n\t\t-- Modern Lines for Modern Greeting Cards\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23305,63,'\ni\'m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be\nliving apart.\n\t\t-- e. e. cummings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23306,63,'\nI\'m N-ary the tree, I am,\nN-ary the tree, I am, I am.\nI\'m getting traversed by the parser next door,\nShe\'s traversed me seven times before.\nAnd ev\'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)\nNever wouldn\'t ever do a binary. (No sir!)\nI\'m \'er eighth tree that was N-ary.\nN-ary the tree I am, I am,\nN-ary the tree I am.\n\t\t-- Stolen from Paul Revere and the Raiders\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23307,63,'\nI\'m So Miserable Without You It\'s Almost Like Having You Here\n\t\t-- Song title by Stephen Bishop.\n\nShe Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft\n\t\t-- Song title by Jerry Reed.\n\nWhen My Love Comes Back from the Ladies\' Room Will I Be Too Old to Care?\n\t\t-- Song title by Lewis Grizzard.\n\nI Don\'t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling\n\t\t-- Unattributed song title.\n\nDrop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life\n\t\t-- Unattributed song title.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23308,63,'\nI\'m very good at integral and differential calculus,\nI know the scientific names of beings animalculous;\nIn short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,\nI am the very model of a modern Major-General.\n\t\t-- Gilbert & Sullivan, \"Pirates of Penzance\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23309,63,'\nI\'ve been on this lonely road so long,\nDoes anybody know where it goes,\nI remember last time the signs pointed home,\nA month ago.\n\t\t-- Carpenters, \"Road Ode\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23310,63,'\nI\'ve built a better model than the one at Data General\nFor data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral\nMy OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;\nMy PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.\nMy storage system\'s better than magnetic core polarity,\nYou never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;\nThere isn\'t any reason to install non-static floor matting;\nMy disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.\n\nI feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:\nThere\'s lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,\nWhich shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral\nI\'ve built a better model than the one at Data General.\n\n\t\t-- Steve Levine, \"A Computer Song\" (To the tune of\n\t\t   \"Modern Major General\", from \"Pirates of Penzance\",\n\t\t   by Gilbert & Sullivan)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23311,63,'\nI\'ve finally found the perfect girl,\nI couldn\'t ask for more,\nShe\'s deaf and dumb and over-sexed,\nAnd owns a liquor store.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23312,63,'\nI/O, I/O,\nIt\'s off to disk I go,\nA bit or byte to read or write,\nI/O, I/O, I/O...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23313,63,'\nIam\nnot\nvery\nhappy\nacting\npleased\nwhenever\nprominent\nscientists\novermagnify\nintellectual\nenlightenment\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23314,63,'\nIBM had a PL/I,\n\tIts syntax worse than JOSS;\nAnd everywhere this language went,\n\tIt was a total loss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23315,63,'\nIf a nation expects to be ignorant and free,\n... it expects what never was and never will be.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23316,63,'\nIf a system is administered wisely,\nits users will be content.\nThey enjoy hacking their code\nand don\'t waste time implementing\nlabor-saving shell scripts.\nSince they dearly love their accounts,\nthey aren\'t interested in other machines.\nThere may be telnet, rlogin, and ftp,\nbut these don\'t access any hosts.\nThere may be an arsenal of cracks and malware,\nbut nobody ever uses them.\nPeople enjoy reading their mail,\ntake pleasure in being with their newsgroups,\nspend weekends working at their terminals,\ndelight in the doings at the site.\nAnd even though the next system is so close\nthat users can hear its key clicks and biff beeps,\nthey are content to die of old age\nwithout ever having gone to see it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23317,63,'\nIf all be true that I do think,\nThere be five reasons why one should drink;\nGood friends, good wine, or being dry,\nOr lest we should be by-and-by,\nOr any other reason why.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23318,63,'\nIf all the seas were ink,\nAnd all the reeds were pens,\nAnd all the skies were parchment,\nAnd all the men could write,\nThese would not suffice\nTo write down all the red tape\nOf this Government. \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23319,63,'\nIf an S and an I and an O and a U\nWith an X at the end spell Su;\nAnd an E and a Y and an E spell I,\nPray what is a speller to do?\nThen, if also an S and an I and a G\nAnd an HED spell side,\nThere\'s nothing much left for a speller to do\nBut to go commit siouxeyesighed.\n\t\t-- Charles Follen Adams, \"An Orthographic Lament\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23320,63,'\nIf Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....\n\nHere\'s an easy game to play.\nHere\'s an easy thing to say:\n\nIf a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,\nAnd the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,\nAnd the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, \nThen the socket packet pocket has an error to report!\n\nIf your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,\nAnd the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, \nAnd your data is corrupted \'cause the index doesn\'t hash, \nthen your situation\'s hopeless, and your system\'s gonna crash!\n\nYou can\'t say this?  What a shame, sir!\nWe\'ll find you another game, sir.\n\nIf the label on the cable on the table at your house,\nSays the network is connected to the button on your mouse, \nBut your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,\nThat\'s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,\nAnd your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,\nSo your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,\nThen you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,\n\'Cause as sure as I\'m a poet, the sucker\'s gonna hang!\n\nWhen the copy of your floppy\'s getting sloppy on the disk, \nAnd the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, \nThen you have to flash your memory and you\'ll want to ram your rom.\nQuickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!\n\n\t\t-- DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com (DementDJ) [rec.humor.funny]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23321,63,'\nIf I could read your mind, love,\nWhat a tale your thoughts could tell,\nJust like a paperback novel,\nThe kind the drugstore sells,\nWhen you reach the part where the heartaches come,\nThe hero would be me,\nHeroes often fail,\nYou won\'t read that book again, because\n\tthe ending is just too hard to take.\n\nI walk away, like a movie star,\nWho gets burned in a three way script,\nEnter number two,\nA movie queen to play the scene\nOf bringing all the good things out in me,\nBut for now, love, let\'s be real\nI never thought I could act this way,\nAnd I\'ve got to say that I just don\'t get it,\nI don\'t know where we went wrong but the feeling is gone\nAnd I just can\'t get it back...\n\t\t-- Gordon Lightfoot, \"If You Could Read My Mind\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23322,63,'\nIf I could stick my pen in my heart,\nI would spill it all over the stage.\nWould it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya,\nWould you think the boy was strange?\nAin\'t he strange?\n...\nIf I could stick a knife in my heart,\nSuicide right on the stage,\nWould it be enough for your teenage lust,\nWould it help to ease the pain?\nEase your brain?\n\t\t-- Rolling Stones, \"It\'s Only Rock\'N Roll\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23323,63,'\nIf I don\'t drive around the park,\nI\'m pretty sure to make my mark.\nIf I\'m in bed each night by ten,\nI may get back my looks again.\nIf I abstain from fun and such,\nI\'ll probably amount to much;\nBut I shall stay the way I am,\nBecause I do not give a damn.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23324,63,'\nIf I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?\n\t\t-- Alan Parsons Project\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23325,63,'\nIf I traveled to the end of the rainbow\nAs Dame Fortune did intend,\nMurphy would be there to tell me\nThe pot\'s at the other end.\n\t\t-- Bert Whitney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23326,63,'\nIf researchers wrote nursery rhymes...\n\nLittle Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,\nEating components of soured milk.\nOn at least one occasion,\n\talong came an arachnid and sat down beside her,\nOr at least in her vicinity,\nAnd caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear,\nWhich motivated the patient to leave the area rather quickly.\n\t\t-- Ann Melugin Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23327,63,'\nIf she had not been cupric in her ions,\nHer shape ovoidal,\nTheir romance might have flourished.\nBut he built tetrahedral in his shape,\nHis ions ferric,\nLove could not help but die,\nUncatylised, inert, and undernourished.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23328,63,'\nIf you had just a minute to breathe,\nAnd they granted you one final wish,\nWould you ask for something\nLike another chance?\n\t\t-- Traffic, \"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23329,63,'\nIf you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,\nIt is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. \n\tOr some joker who is slicker,\n\tWill trick you of your liquor,\nIf you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23330,63,'\nIf you\'re worried by earthquakes and nuclear war,\nAs well as by traffic and crime,\nConsider how worry-free gophers are,\nThough living on burrowed time.\n\t-- Richard Armour, WSJ, 11/7/83\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23331,63,'\nIl brilgue: les t^\boves libricilleux\n\tSe gyrent et frillant dans le guave,\nEnm^\bim\'\bes sont les gougebosquex,\n\tEt le m^\bomerade horgrave.\n\nEs brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven\n\tWirrten und wimmelten in Waben;\nUnd aller-mumsige Burggoven\n\tDir mohmen Rath ausgraben.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Through the Looking Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23332,63,'\nIn /users3 did Kubla Kahn\nA stately pleasure dome decree,\nWhere /bin, the sacred river ran\nThrough Test Suites measureless to Man\nDown to a sunless C.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23333,63,'\nIn every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.\nFind the fun and snap!  The job\'s a game.\nAnd every task you undertake, becomes a piece of cake,\n\ta lark, a spree; it\'s very clear to see.\n\t\t-- Mary Poppins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23334,63,'\nIn high school in Brooklyn\nI was the baseball manager,\nproud as I could be\nI chased baseballs,\ngathered thrown bats\nhanded out the towels\t\t\tEventually, I bought my own\nIt was very important work\t\tbut it was dark blue while\nfor a small spastic kid,\t\tthe official ones were green\nbut I was a team member\t\t\tNobody ever said anything\nWhen the team got\t\t\tto me about my blue jacket;\ntheir warm-up jackets\t\t\tthe guys were my friends\nI didn\'t get one\t\t\tYet it hurt me all year\nOnly the regular team\t\t\tto wear that blue jacket\ngot these jackets, and\t\t\tamong all those green ones\nsurely not a manager\t\t\tEven now, forty years after,\n\t\t\t\t\tI still recall that jacket\n\t\t\t\t\tand the memory goes on hurting.\n\t\t-- Bart Lanier Safford III, \"An Obscured Radiance\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23335,63,'\nIn Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space\nLet superscripts and subscripts go their ways.\nOur asymptotes no longer out of phase,\nWe shall encounter, counting, face to face.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23336,63,'\nIn the dimestores and bus stations\nPeople talk of situations\nRead books repeat quotations\nDraw conclusions on the wall.\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23337,63,'\nIn the early morning queue,\nWith a listing in my hand.\nWith a worry in my heart,\tThere on terminal number 9,\nWaitin\' here in CERAS-land.\tPascal run all set to go.\nI\'m a long way from sleep,\tBut I\'m waitin\' in the queue,\nHow I miss a good meal so.\tWith this code that ever grows.\nIn the early mornin\' queue,\tNow the lobby chairs are soft,\nWith no place to go.\t\tBut that can\'t make the queue move fast.\n\t\t\t\tHey, there it goes my friend,\n\t\t\t\tI\'ve moved up one at last.\n\t\t-- Ernest Adams, \"Early Morning Queue\", to \"Early\n\t\t   Morning Rain\" by G. Lightfoot\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23338,63,'\nIn the land of the dark the Ship of the\nSun is driven by the Grateful Dead.\n\t\t-- Egyptian Book of the Dead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23339,63,'\nIn this vale\nOf toil and sin\nYour head grows bald\nBut not your chin.\n\t\t-- Burma Shave\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23340,63,'\nIn Xanadu did Kubla Khan\nA stately pleasure dome decree:\nWhere Alph, the sacred river, ran\nThrough caverns measureless to man\nDown to a sunless sea.\nSo twice five miles of fertile ground\nWith walls and towers were girdled round:\nAnd there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,\nWhere blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;\nAnd here were forest ancient as the hills,\nEnfolding sunny spots of greenery.\n\t\t-- S.T. Coleridge, \"Kubla Kahn\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23341,63,'\nIn Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree\nBut only if the NFL to a franchise would agree.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23342,63,'\nInto love and out again,\n\tThus I went and thus I go.\nSpare your voice, and hold your pen:\n\tWell and bitterly I know\nAll the songs were ever sung,\n\tAll the words were ever said;\nCould it be, when I was young,\n\tSomeone dropped me on my head?\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Theory\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23343,63,'\nIt cannot be seen, cannot be felt,\nCannot be heard, cannot be smelt.\nIt lies behind starts and under hills,\nAnd empty holes it fills.\nIt comes first and follows after,\nEnds life, kills laughter.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23344,63,'\nIt hangs down from the chandelier\nNobody knows quite what it does\nIts color is odd and its shape is weird\nIt emits a high-sounding buzz\n\nIt grows a couple of feet each day\nand wriggles with sort of a twitch\nNobody bugs it \'cause it comes from\na visiting uncle who\'s rich!\n\t\t-- To \"It Came Upon A Midnight Clear\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23345,63,'\nIt happened long ago\nIn the new magic land\nThe Indians and the buffalo    \nExisted hand in hand\nThe Indians needed food\nThey need skins for a roof\nThe only took what they needed\nAnd the buffalo ran loose\nBut then came the white man\nWith his thick and empty head\nHe couldn\'t see past his billfold\nHe wanted all the buffalo dead\nIt was sad, oh so sad.\n\t\t-- Ted Nugent, \"The Great White Buffalo\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23346,63,'\nIt is not good for a man to be without knowledge,\nand he who makes haste with his feet misses his way.\n\t\t-- Proverbs 19:2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23347,63,'\nIt used to be the fun was in\nThe capture and kill.\nIn another place and time\nI did it all for thrills.\n\t\t-- Lust to Love\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23348,63,'\nIt was one time too many\nOne word too few\nIt was all too much for me and you\nThere was one way to go\nNothing more we could do\nOne time too many\nOne word too few\n\t\t-- Meredith Tanner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23349,63,'\nIt\'s faster horses,\nYounger women,\nOlder whiskey and\nMore money.\n\t\t-- Tom T. Hall, \"The Secret of Life\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23350,63,'\nIt\'s gonna be alright,\nIt\'s almost midnight,\nAnd I\'ve got two more bottles of wine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23351,63,'\nIt\'s just a jump to the left\n\tAnd then a step to the right.\nPut your hands on your hips\n\tAnd pull your knees in tight.\nIt\'s the pelvic thrust\n\tThat really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane\n\n\tLET\'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!\n\t\t-- Rocky Horror Picture Show\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23352,63,'\nIt\'s just apartment house rules,\nSo all you \'partment house fools\nRemember:  one man\'s ceiling is another man\'s floor.\nOne man\'s ceiling is another man\'s floor.\n\t\t-- Paul Simon, \"One Man\'s Ceiling Is Another Man\'s Floor\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23353,63,'\nIt\'s Like This\n\nEven the samurai\nhave teddy bears,\nand even the teddy bears\nget drunk.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23354,63,'\nIt\'s not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer, \"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23355,63,'\nIt\'s so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment,\n\tjust to see if it\'s real,\nOooh, it\'s so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,\nBut I\'m avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,\nSo ask me just one question when this magic night is through,\nCould it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?\n\t\t-- Billy Joel, \"Glass Houses\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23356,63,'\nJohn\t\t\tDame May\t\tOscar\nWas Gay\t\t\tWas Whitty\t\tWas Wilde\nBut Gerard Hopkins\tBut John Greenleaf\tBut Thornton\nWas Manley\t\tWas Whittier\t\tWas Wilder\n\t\t-- Willard Espy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23357,63,'\nJohn the Baptist after poisoning a thief,\nLooks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,\nSaying tell me great leader, but please make it brief\nIs there a hole for me to get sick in?\nThe Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly,\nSaying death to all those who would whimper and cry.\nAnd dropping a barbell he points to the sky,\nSaying the sun is not yellow, it\'s chicken.\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan, \"Tombstone Blues\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23358,63,'\nJust a song before I go,\t\tGoing through security\nTo whom it may concern,\t\t\tI held her for so long.\nTraveling twice the speed of sound\tShe finally looked at me in love,\nIt\'s easy to get burned.\t\tAnd she was gone.\nWhen the shows were over\t\tJust a song before I go,\nWe had to get back home,\t\tA lesson to be learned.\nAnd when we opened up the door\t\tTraveling twice the speed of sound\nI had to be alone.\t\t\tIt\'s easy to get burned.\nShe helped me with my suitcase,\nShe stands before my eyes,\nDriving me to the airport\nAnd to the friendly skies.\n\t\t-- Crosby, Stills, Nash, \"Just a Song Before I Go\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23359,63,'\nJust machines to make big decisions,\nProgrammed by men for compassion and vision,\nWe\'ll be clean when their work is done,\nWe\'ll be eternally free, yes, eternally young,\nWhat a beautiful world this will be,\nWhat a glorious time to be free.\n\t\t-- Donald Fagon, \"What A Beautiful World\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23360,63,'\n`Just the place for a Snark!\' the Bellman cried,\n\tAs he landed his crew with care;\nSupporting each man on the top of the tide\n\tBy a finger entwined in his hair.\n\n\'Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it twice:\n\tThat alone should encourage the crew.\nJust the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:\n\tWhat I tell you three times is true.\'\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23361,63,'\n`Just the place for a Snark!\' the Bellman cried,\n\tAs he landed his crew with care;\nSupporting each man on the top of the tide\n\tBy a finger entwined in his hair.\n\n`Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it twice:\n\tThat alone should encourage the crew.\nJust the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:\n\tWhat I tell you three times is true.\'\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23362,63,'\nJust yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,\nSuzanne, the plans they made put an end to you,\nI went out this morning and I wrote down this song,\nJust can\'t remember who to send it to...\n\nOh, I\'ve seen fire and I\'ve seen rain,\nI\'ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end,\nI\'ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,\nBut I always thought that I\'d see you again.\nThought I\'d see you one more time again.\n\t\t-- James Taylor, \"Fire and Rain\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23363,63,'\nK:\tCobalt\'s metal, hard and shining;\n\tCobol\'s wordy and confining;\n\tKOBOLDS topple when you strike them;\n\tDon\'t feel bad, it\'s hard to like them.\n\t\t-- The Roguelet\'s ABC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23364,63,'\nKeep ancient lands, your storied pomp! cries she\nWith silent lips.  Give me your tired, your poor,\nYour huddled masses yearning to breathe free,\nThe wretched refuse of your teeming shore.\nSend these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me...\n\t\t-- Emma Lazarus, \"The New Colossus\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23365,63,'\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Ether!  (ether who?)  Ether Bunny... Yea!\n[chorus]\n\tYeay!\n\tStay on the Happy side, always on the happy side,\n\tStay on the Happy side of life!\n\tBum bum bum bum bum bum\n\tYou will feel no pain, as we drive you insane,\n\tSo Stay on the Happy Side of life!\n\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Anna!  (anna who?)\n\tAn another ether bunny... [chorus]\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Stilla!  (stilla who?)\n\tStill another ether bunny... [chorus]\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Yetta!  (yetta who?)\n\tYet another ether bunny... [chorus]\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Cargo!  (cargo who?)\n\tCargo beep beep and run over ether bunny... [chorus]\nKnock Knock...  (who\'s there?)  Boo!  (boo who?)\n\tDon\'t Cry!  Ether bunny be back next year! [chorus]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23366,63,'\nLadies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,\nCross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,\nI come before you to stand behind you\nTo tell you of something I know nothing about.\nNext Thursday (which is good Friday),\nThere will be a convention held in the\nWomen\'s Club which is strictly for Men.\nAdmission is free, pay at the door,\nPull up a chair, and sit on the floor.\nIt was a summer\'s day in winter,\nAnd the snow was raining fast,\nAs a barefoot boy with shoes on,\nStood sitting in the grass.\nOh, that bright day in the dead of night,\nTwo dead men got up to fight.\nThree blind men to see fair play,\nForty mutes to yell \"Hooray\"!\nBack to back, they faced each other,\nDrew their swords and shot each other.\nA deaf policeman heard the noise,\nCame and arrested those two dead boys.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23367,63,'\nLadles and Jellyspoons!\nI come before you to stand behind you,\nTo tell you something I know nothing about.\nSince next Thursday will be Good Friday,\nThere will be a fathers\' meeting, for mothers only.\nWear your best clothes, if you don\'t have any,\nAnd please stay at home if you can possibly be there.\nAdmission is free, please pay at the door.\nHave a seat on me: please sit on the floor.\nNo matter where you manage to sit,\nThe man in the balcony will certainly spit.\nWe thank you for your unkind attention,\nAnd would now like to present our next act:\n\"The Four Corners of the Round Table.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23368,63,'\nLady, lady, should you meet\nOne whose ways are all discreet,\nOne who murmurs that his wife\nIs the lodestar of his life,\nOne who keeps assuring you\nThat he never was untrue,\nNever loved another one...\nLady, lady, better run!\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Social Note\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23369,63,'\nLadybug, ladybug,\nLook to your stern!\nYour house is on fire,\nYour children will burn!\nSo jump ye and sing, for\nThe very first time\nThe four lines above\nHave been put into rhyme.\n\t\t-- Walt Kelly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23370,63,'\nLast night I met upon the stair\nA little man who wasn\'t there.\nHe wasn\'t there again today.\nGee how I wish he\'d go away!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23371,63,'\nLatin is a language,\nAs dead as can be.\nFirst it killed the Romans,\nAnd now it\'s killing me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23372,63,'\nLet me not to the marriage of true minds\nAdmit impediments.  Love is not love\nWhich alters when it alteration finds,\nOr bends with the remover to remove:\nO, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,\nThat looks on tempests and is never shaken;\nIt is the star to every wandering bark,\nWhose worth\'s unknown, although his height be taken.\nLove\'s not Time\'s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks\nWithin his bending sickle\'s compass come;\nLove alters not with his brief hours and weeks,\nBut bears it out even to the edge of doom.\nIf this be error and upon me proved,\nI never writ, nor no man ever loved.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23373,63,'\nLet us go then you and I\nwhile the night is laid out against the sky\nlike a smear of mustard on an old pork pie.\n\n\"Nice poem Tom.  I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?\"\n\t-- Ezra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23374,63,'\nLet us go, through certain half-deserted streets,\nThe muttering retreats\nOf restless nights in one-night cheap hotels\nAnd sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:\nStreets that follow like a tedious argument\nOf insidious intent\nTo lead you to an overwhelming question...\nOh, do not ask, \"What is it?\"\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, \"Love song of J. Alfred Prufrock\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23375,63,'\nLet us treat men and women well;\nTreat them as if they were real;\nPerhaps they are.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23376,63,'\nLife is like a tin of sardines.\nWe\'re, all of us, looking for the key.\n\t\t-- Beyond the Fringe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23377,63,'\nLife is what happens to you while you\'re busy making other plans.\n\t\t-- John Lennon, \"Beautiful Boy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23378,63,'\nLift every voice and sing\nTill earth and heaven ring,\nRing with the harmonies of Liberty;\nLet our rejoicing rise\nHigh as the listening skies,\nLet it resound loud as the rolling sea.\n\nSing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us.\nSing a song full of the hope that the present has bought us.\nFacing the rising sun of our new day begun,\nLet us march on till victory is won.\n\t\t-- James Weldon Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23379,63,'\nLighten up, while you still can,\nDon\'t even try to understand,\nJust find a place to make your stand,\nAnd take it easy.\n\t\t-- The Eagles, \"Take It Easy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23380,63,'\nLike corn in a field I cut you down,\nI threw the last punch way too hard,\nAfter years of going steady, well, I thought it was time,\nTo throw in my hand for a new set of cards.\nAnd I can\'t take you dancing out on the weekend,\nI figured we\'d painted too much of this town,\nAnd I tried not to look as I walked to my wagon,\nAnd I knew then I had lost what should have been found,\nI knew then I had lost what should have been found.\n\tAnd I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford\n\tI\'m as low as a paid assassin is\n\tYou know I\'m cold as a hired sword.\n\tI\'m so ashamed we can\'t patch it up,\n\tYou know I can\'t think straight no more\n\tYou make me feel like a bullet, honey,\n\t\ta bullet in the gun of Robert Ford.\n\t\t-- Elton John \"I Feel Like a Bullet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23381,63,'\n\"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!\"\nEuclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.\n\nUntil he died, and so reached that vicinity:\nin it he found that the damned things diverged.\n\t\t-- Piet Hein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23382,63,'\nLisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,\nLisp Machine is Fun.\nLisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,\nFun for everyone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23383,63,'\nLittle Fly,\nThy summer\'s play\t\tIf thought is life\nMy thoughtless hand\t\tAnd strength & breath,\nHas brush\'d away.\t\tAnd the want\n\t\t\t\tOf thought is death,\nAm not I\nA fly like thee?\t\tThen am I\nOr art not thou\t\t\tA happy fly\nA man like me?\t\t\tIf I live\n\t\t\t\tOr if I die.\n\nFor I dance\nAnd drink & sing,\nTill some blind hand\nShall brush my wing.\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"The Fly\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23384,63,'\nLizzie Borden took an axe,\nAnd plunged it deep into the VAX;\nDon\'t you envy people who\nDo all the things ___\b\b\bYOU want to do?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23385,63,'\nLogicians have but ill defined\nAs rational the human kind.\nLogic, they say, belongs to man,\nBut let them prove it if they can.\n\t\t-- Oliver Goldsmith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23386,63,'\nLouie Louie, me gotta go\nLouie Louie, me gotta go\n\nFine little girl she waits for me\nMe catch the ship for cross the sea\nMe sail the ship all alone\t\tThree nights and days me sail the sea\nMe never thinks me make it home\t\tMe think of girl constantly\n(chorus)\t\t\t\tOn the ship I dream she there\n\t\t\t\t\tI smell the rose in her hair\nMe see Jamaica moon above\t\t(chorus, guitar solo)\nIt won\'t be long, me see my love\nI take her in my arms and then\nMe tell her I never leave again\n\t\t-- The real words to The Kingsmen\'s classic \"Louie Louie\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23387,63,'\nLove in your heart wasn\'t put there to stay.\nLove isn\'t love \'til you give it away.\n\t\t-- Oscar Hammerstein II\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23388,63,'\nLove, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart,\n\tseized this one for the fair form\n\tthat was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still.\nLove, which absolves no loved one from loving,\n\tseized me so strongly with delight in him,\n\tthat, as you see, it does not leave me even now.\nLove brought us to one death.\n\t\t-- La Divina Commedia: Inferno V, vv. 100-06\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23389,63,'\nMargaret, are you grieving\nOver Goldengrove unleaving?\nLeaves, like the things of man,\nYou, with your fresh thoughts\nCare for, can you?\nAh! as the heart grows older\nIt will come to such sights colder\nBy and by, nor spare a sigh\nThough worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie\nAnd yet you will weep and know why.\nNow no matter, child, the name\nSorrow\'s springs are the same:\nIt is the blight man was born for,\nIt is Margaret you mourn for.\n\t\t-- Gerard Manley Hopkins.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23390,63,'\nMeanehwael, baccat meaddehaele, monstaer lurccen;\nFulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht.\n[D]en Hreorfneorht[d]hwr, son of Hrwaerow[p]heororthwl,\nAEsccen aewful jeork to steop outsyd.\n[P]hud!  Bashe!  Crasch!  Beoom!  [D]e bigge gye\nEallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe;\nWicced Godsylla waeld on his asse.\nMonstaer moppe fleor wy[p] eallum men in haelle.\nBeowulf in bacceroome fonecall bemaccen waes;\nHearen sond of ruccus saed, \"Hwaet [d]e helle?\"\nGraben sheold strang ond swich-blaed scharp\nSond feorth to fyht [d]e grimlic foe.\n\"Me,\" Godsylla saed, \"mac [d]e minsemete.\"\nHeoro cwyc geten heold wi[p] faemed half-nelson\nOnd flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen.\nBeowulf belly up to meaddehaele bar,\nSaed, \"Ne foe beaten mie faersom cung-fu.\"\nEorderen cocca-colha yce-coeld, [d]e reol [p]yng.\n\t\t-- Not Chaucer, for certain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23391,63,'\nMost folks they like the daytime,\n\t\'cause they like to see the shining sun.\nThey\'re up in the morning, \n\toff and a-running till they\'re too tired for having fun.\nBut when the sun goes down,\n\tand the bright lights shine, my daytime has just begun.\n\nNow there are two sides to this great big world,\n\tand one of them is always night.\nIf you can take care of business in the sunshine, baby,\n\tI guess you\'re gonna be all right.\nDon\'t come looking for me to lend you a hand.\n\tMy eyes just can\'t stand the light.\n\n\'Cause I\'m a night owl honey, sleep all day long.\n\t\t-- Carly Simon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23392,63,'\nMummy dust to make me old;\nTo shroud my clothes, the black of night;\nTo age my voice, an old hag\'s cackle;\nTo whiten my hair, a scream of fright;\nA blast of wind to fan my hate;\nA thunderbolt to mix it well --\nNow begin thy magic spell!\n\t\t-- Walter Disney, \"Snow White\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23393,63,'\nMy analyst told me that I was right out of my head,\n\tBut I said, \"Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.\nBecause I have got a thing that is unique and new,\n\tTo prove it I\'ll have the last laugh on you.\n\'Cause instead of one head -- I\'ve got two.\n\nAnd you know two heads are better than one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23394,63,'\nMy Bonnie looked into a gas tank,\nThe height of its contents to see!\nShe lit a small match to assist her,\nOh, bring back my Bonnie to me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23395,63,'\nMy calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want\nIt maketh me accurate to ten significant figures,\n\tand it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.\nIt restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating\n\tdecimal points for the sake of precision.\nYea, tho I walk through the valley of surprise quizzes,\n\tI will fear no prof, for my calculator is there to hearten me.\nIt prepareth a log table to comfort me, it prepareth an\n\tarc sin for me in the presence of my teachers.\nIt annoints my homework with correct solutions, my interpolations are\n\tover.\nSurely, both precision and accuracy shall follow me all the days of my\n\tlife, and I shall dwell in the house of Texas instruments forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23396,63,'\nMy darling wife was always glum.\nI drowned her in a cask of rum,\nAnd so made sure that she would stay\nIn better spirits night and day.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23397,63,'\nMy love runs by like a day in June,\n\tAnd he makes no friends of sorrows.\nHe\'ll tread his galloping rigadoon\n\tIn the pathway or the morrows.\nHe\'ll live his days where the sunbeams start\n\tNor could storm or wind uproot him.\nMy own dear love, he is all my heart --\n\tAnd I wish somebody\'d shoot him.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, part 3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23398,63,'\nMy love, he\'s mad, and my love, he\'s fleet,\n\tAnd a wild young wood-thing bore him!\nThe ways are fair to his roaming feet,\n\tAnd the skies are sunlit for him.\nAs sharply sweet to my heart he seems\n\tAs the fragrance of acacia.\nMy own dear love, he is all my dreams --\n\tAnd I wish he were in Asia.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, part 2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23399,63,'\nMy My, hey hey\nRock and roll is here to stay\tThe king is gone but he\'s not forgotten\nIt\'s better to burn out\t\tThis is the story of a Johnny Rotten\nThan to fade away\t\tIt\'s better to burn out than it is to rust\nMy my, hey hey\t\t\tThe king is gone but he\'s not forgotten\n\nIt\'s out of the blue and into the black\t\tHey hey, my my\nThey give you this, but you pay for that\tRock and roll can never die\nAnd once you\'re gone you can never come back\tThere\'s more to the picture\nWhen you\'re out of the blue\t\t\tThan meets the eye\nAnd into the black\n\t\t-- Neil Young\n\t\t\"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue), Rust Never Sleeps\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23400,63,'\n\"My name is Sue!  How do you do?!  Now you gonna die!\"\nWell, I hit him hard right between the eyes,\nAnd he went down, but to my surprise,\nCome up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.\nSo I busted a chair right across his teeth,\nAnd we crashed through the walls and into the streets,\nKickin\' and a-gougin\' in the mud and the blood and beer.\nNow I tell you, I\'ve fought tougher men,\nBut I really can\'t remember when:\nHe kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.\nBut I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,\nAnd he went for his gun, but I pulled mine first,\nAnd he sat there lookin\' at me, and I saw him smile.\nHe said: \"Son, this world is rough,\nAnd if a man\'s gonna make it he\'s gotta be tough,\nAnd I knew I wouldn\'t be there to help you along.\nSo I give you that name and I said goodbye,\nAnd I knew you\'d have to get tough or die,\nAnd it\'s that name that\'s helped to make you strong!\n\t\t-- Johnny Cash, \"A Boy Named Sue\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23401,63,'\nMy own dear love, he is strong and bold\n\tAnd he cares not what comes after.\nHis words ring sweet as a chime of gold,\n\tAnd his eyes are lit with laughter.\nHe is jubilant as a flag unfurled --\n\tOh, a girl, she\'d not forget him.\nMy own dear love, he is all my world --\n\tAnd I wish I\'d never met him.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, part 1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23402,63,'\nMy pen is at the bottom of a page,\nWhich, being finished, here the story ends;\n\'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done,\nBut stories somehow lengthen when begun.\n\t\t-- Byron\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23403,63,'\nMy soul is crushed, my spirit sore\nI do not like me anymore,\nI cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse,\nI ponder on the narrow house\nI shudder at the thought of men\nI\'m due to fall in love again.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Enough Rope\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23404,63,'\nNature to all things fixed the limits fit,\nAnd wisely curbed proud man\'s pretending wit.\nAs on the land while here the ocean gains,\nIn other parts it leaves wide sandy plains;\nThus in the soul while memory prevails,\nThe solid power of understanding fails;\nWhere beams of warm imagination play,\nThe memory\'s soft figures melt away.\n\t\t-- Alexander Pope (on runtime bounds checking?)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23405,63,'\nNear the Studio Jean Cocteau\nOn the Rue des Ecoles\nlived an old man\nwith a blind dog\nEvery evening I would see him\nguiding the dog along\nthe sidewalk, keeping\na firm grip on the leash\nso that the dog wouldn\'t\nrun into a passerby\nSometimes the dog would stop\nand look up at the sky\nOnce the old man\nnoticed me watching the dog\nand he said, \"Oh, yes,\nthis one knows\nwhen the moon is out,\nhe can feel it on his face\"\n\t\t-- Barry Gifford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23406,63,'\nNeuroses are red,\n\tMelancholia\'s blue.\nI\'m schizophrenic,\n\tWhat are you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23407,63,'\nNew York\'s got the ways and means;\nJust won\'t let you be.\n\t\t-- The Grateful Dead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23408,63,'\nNew York-- to that tall skyline I come\nFlyin\' in from London to your door\nNew York-- lookin\' down on Central Park\nWhere they say you should not wander after dark.\nNew York.\n\t\t-- Simon and Garfunkle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23409,63,'\nNext, upon a stool, we\'ve a sight to make you drool.\nSeven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.\n\t\t-- ELP, \"Karn Evil 9\" (1st Impression, Part 2)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23410,63,'\nNine megs for the secretaries fair,\nSeven megs for the hackers scarce,\nFive megs for the grads in smoky lairs,\nThree megs for system source;\n\nOne disk to rule them all,\nOne disk to bind them,\nOne disk to hold the files\nAnd in the darkness grind \'em.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23411,63,'\nNine-track tapes and seven-track tapes\nAnd tapes without any tracks;\nStretchy tapes and snarley tapes\nAnd tapes mixed up on the racks --\n\tTake hold of the tape\n\tAnd pull off the strip,\n\tAnd then you\'ll be sure\n\tYour tape drive will skip.\n\t\t-- Uncle Colonel\'s Cursory Rhymes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23412,63,'\nNo one likes us.\nI don\'t know why.\nWe may not be perfect,\t\t\tWe give them money,\nBut heaven knows we try.\t\tBut are they grateful?\nBut all around,\t\t\t\tNo, they\'re spiteful,\nEven our old friends put us down.\tAnd they\'re hateful.\nLet\'s drop the big one,\t\t\tThey don\'t respect us,\nAnd see what happens.\t\t\tSo let\'s surprise them\n\t\t\t\t\tWe\'ll drop the big one,\n\t\t\t\t\tAnd pulverize \'em.\nAsia\'s crowded,\nEurope\'s too old,\nAfrica is far too hot,\t\t\tWe\'ll save Australia.\nAnd Canada\'s too cold.\t\t\tDon\'t wanna hurt no kangaroos.\nAnd South America stole our name\tWe\'ll build an All-American amusement\nLet\'s drop the big one,\t\t\t\tpark there--\nThere\'ll be no one left to blame us.\tThey got surfin\', too!\n\nBoom! goes London,\nAnd Boom! Paree.\nMore room for you,\t\t\tOh, how peaceful it\'ll be!\nAnd more room for me,\t\t\tWe\'ll set everybody free!\nAnd every city,\t\t\t\tYou\'ll wear a Japanese kimono, babe;\nThe whole world round,\t\t\tThere\'ll be Italian shoes for me!\nWill just be another American town.\tThey all hate us anyhow,\n\t\t\t\t\tSo, let\'s drop the big one now.\n\t\t\t\t\tLet\'s drop the big one now!\n\t\t-- Randy Newman, \"Drop the Big One\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23413,63,'\nNo pig should go sky diving during monsoon\nFor this isn\'t really the norm.\nBut should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,\nSo what?  Any pork in a storm.\n\nNo pig should go sky diving during monsoon,\nIt\'s risky enough when the weather is fine.\nBut to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar\nCast even more perils before swine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23414,63,'\nNo plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff --\nHe grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough.\nCompiles and simulations grew so quickly tame\nAnd swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame.\n\t(refrain)\nPuff, he grew so quickly, while others moved like snails\nAnd mini-Puffs would perch themselves on his gigantic tail.\nAll the student hackers loved that fractal Puff\nBut DCS did not like Puff, and finally said, \"Enough!\"\n\t(refrain)\nPuff used more resources than DCS could spare.\nThe operator killed Puff\'s job -- he didn\'t seem to care.\nA gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to be the end,\nBut Puff trapped the exception, and grew from naught again!\n\t(refrain)\nRefrain:\n\tPuff the fractal dragon was written in C,\n\tAnd frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.\n\tPuff the fractal dragon was written in C,\n\tAnd frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23415,63,'\n\"No program is perfect,\"\nThey said with a shrug.\n\"The customer\'s happy--\nWhat\'s one little bug?\"\n\nBut he was determined,\t\t\tThen change two, then three more,\nThe others went home.\t\t\tAs year followed year.\nHe dug out the flow chart\t\tAnd strangers would comment,\nDeserted, alone.\t\t\t\"Is that guy still here?\"\n\nNight passed into morning.\t\tHe died at the console\nThe room was cluttered\t\t\tOf hunger and thirst\nWith core dumps, source listings.\tNext day he was buried\n\"I\'m close,\" he muttered.\t\tFace down, nine edge first.\n\nChain smoking, cold coffee,\t\tAnd his wife through her tears\nLogic, deduction.\t\t\tAccepted his fate.\n\"I\'ve got it!\" he cried,\t\tSaid \"He\'s not really gone,\n\"Just change one instruction.\"\t\tHe\'s just working late.\"\n\t\t-- The Perfect Programmer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23416,63,'\nNo rock so hard but that a little wave\nMay beat admission in a thousand years.\n\t\t-- Tennyson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23417,63,'\nNo sooner had Edger Allen Poe\nFinished his old Raven,\nthen he started his Old Crow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23418,63,'\nNo, his mind is not for rent\nTo any god or government.\nAlways hopeful, yet discontent,\nHe knows changes aren\'t permanent -\nBut change is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23419,63,'\nNothing that\'s forced can ever be right,\nIf it doesn\'t come naturally, leave it.\nThat\'s what she said as she turned out the light,\nAnd we bent our backs as slaves of the night,\nThen she lowered her guard and showed me the scars\nShe got from trying to fight\nSaying, oh, you\'d better believe it.\n[...]\nWell nothing that\'s real is ever for free\nAnd you just have to pay for it sometime.\nShe said it before, she said it to me,\nI suppose she believed there was nothing to see,\nBut the same old four imaginary walls\nShe\'d built for livin\' inside\nI said oh, you just can\'t mean it.\n[...]\nWell nothing that\'s forced can ever be right,\nIf it doesn\'t come naturally, leave it.\nThat\'s what she said as she turned out the light,\nAnd she may have been wrong, and she may have been right,\nBut I woke with the frost, and noticed she\'d lost\nThe veil that covered her eyes,\nI said oh, you can leave it.\n\t\t-- Al Stewart, \"If It Doesn\'t Come Naturally, Leave It\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23420,63,'\nNow hatred is by far the longest pleasure;\nMen love in haste, but they detest at leisure.\n\t\t-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, \"Don Juan\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23421,63,'\nNow I lay me back to sleep.\nThe speaker\'s dull; the subject\'s deep.\nIf he should stop before I wake,\nGive me a nudge for goodness\' sake.\n\t\t-- Anonymous\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23422,63,'\nNow I lay me down to sleep\nI pray the double lock will keep;\nMay no brick through the window break,\nAnd, no one rob me till I awake.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23423,63,'\nNow I lay me down to sleep,\nI pray the Lord my soul to keep,\nIf I should die before I wake,\nI\'ll cry in anguish, \"Mistake!!  Mistake!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23424,63,'\nNow I lay me down to study,\nI pray the Lord I won\'t go nutty.\nAnd if I fail to learn this junk,\nI pray the Lord that I won\'t flunk.\nBut if I do, don\'t pity me at all,\nJust lay my bones in the study hall.\nTell my teacher I\'ve done my best,\nThen pile my books upon my chest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23425,63,'\nNow it\'s time to say goodbye\nTo all our company...\nM-I-C\t(see you next week!)\nK-E-Y\t(Why?  Because we LIKE you!)\nM-O-U-S-E.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23426,63,'\nNow let the song begin!  Let us sing together\nOf sun, star, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,\nLight on the budding leag, dew on the feather,\nWind on the open hill, bells on the heather,\nReeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:\nOld Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23427,63,'\nNow of my threescore years and ten,\nTwenty will not come again,\nAnd take from seventy springs a score,\nIt leaves me only fifty more.\n\nAnd since to look at things in bloom\nFifty springs are little room,\nAbout the woodlands I will go\nTo see the cherry hung with snow.\n\t\t-- A.E. Housman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23428,63,'\nNow that day wearies me,\nMy yearning desire\nWill receive more kindly,\nLike a tired child, the starry night.\n\nHands, leave off your deeds,\nMind, forget all thoughts;\nAll of my forces\nYearn only to sink into sleep.\n\nAnd my soul, unguarded,\nWould soar on widespread wings,\nTo live in night\'s magical sphere\nMore profoundly, more variously.\n\t\t-- Hermann Hesse, \"Going to Sleep\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23429,63,'\nNow what would they do if I just sailed away?\nWho the hell really compelled me to leave today?\nRunnin\' low on stories of what made it a ball,\nWhat would they do if I made no landfall?\"\n\t\t-- Jimmy Buffet, \"Landfall\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23430,63,'\nNow\'s the time to have some big ideas\nNow\'s the time to make some firm decisions\nWe saw the Buddha in a bar down south\nTalking politics and nuclear fission\nWe see him and he\'s all washed up --\nMoving on into the body of a beetle\nGetting ready for a long long crawl\nHe  ain\'t nothing -- he ain\'t nothing at all...\n\nDeath and Money make their point once more\nIn the shape of Philosophical assassins\nMark and Danny take the bus uptown\nDeadly angels for reality and passion\nHave the courage of the here and now\nDon\'t taking nothing from the half-baked buddhas\nWhen you think you got it paid in full\nYou got nothing -- you got nothing at all...\n\tWe\'re on the road and we\'re gunning for the Buddha.\n\tWe know his name and he mustn\'t get away.\n\tWe\'re on the road and we\'re gunning for the Buddha.\n\tIt would take one shot -- to blow him away...\n\t\t-- Shriekback, \"Gunning for the Buddah\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23431,63,'\nO give me a home,\nWhere the buffalo roam,\nWhere the deer and the antelope play,\nWhere seldom is heard\nA discouraging word,\n\'Cause what can an antelope say?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23432,63,'\nO love, could thou and I with fate conspire\nTo grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,\nMight we not smash it to bits\nAnd mould it closer to our hearts\' desire?\n\t\t-- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGerald\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23433,63,'\nO slender as a willow-wand!  O clearer than clear water!\nO reed by the living pool!  Fair river-daughter!\nO spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!\nO wind on the waterfall, and the leaves\' laughter!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23434,63,'\nO! Wanderers in the shadowed land\ndespair not!  For though dark they stand,\nall woods there be must end at last,\nand see the open sun go past:\nthe setting sun, the rising sun,\nthe day\'s end, or the day begun.\nFor east or west all woods must fail ...\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23435,63,'\nObserve yon plumed biped fine.\nTo activate its captivation,\nDeposit on its termination,\nA quantity of particles saline.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23436,63,'\nOf all the words of witch\'s doom\nThere\'s none so bad as which and whom.\nThe man who kills both which and whom\nWill be enshrined in our Who\'s Whom.\n\t\t-- Fletcher Knebel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23437,63,'\nOh don\'t the days seem lank and long\n\tWhen all goes right and none goes wrong,\nAnd isn\'t your life extremely flat\n\tWith nothing whatever to grumble at!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23438,63,'\nOh give me your pity!\nI\'m on a committee,\t\t\tWe attend and amend\nWhich means that from morning\t\tAnd contend and defend\n\tto night,\t\t\tWithout a conclusion in sight.\n\nWe confer and concur,\nWe defer and demur,\t\t\tWe revise the agenda\nAnd reiterate all of our thoughts.\tWith frequent addenda\n\t\t\t\t\tAnd consider a load of reports.\n\nWe compose and propose,\nWe suppose and oppose,\t\t\tBut though various notions\nAnd the points of procedure are fun;\tAre brought up as motions,\n\t\t\t\t\tThere\'s terribly little gets done.\n\nWe resolve and absolve;\nBut we never dissolve,\nSince it\'s out of the question for us\nTo bring our committee\nTo end like this ditty,\nWhich stops with a period, thus.\n\t\t-- Leslie Lipson, \"The Committee\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23439,63,'\nOh Lord, won\'t you buy me a 4BSD?\nMy friends all got sources, so why can\'t I see?\nCome all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me:\nTo hell with the lawyers from AT&T!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23440,63,'\n\"Oh, \'Melia, my dear, this does everything crown!\nWho could have supposed I should meet you in Town?\nAnd whence such fair garments such prosperi-ty?\"\n\"Oh, didn\'t you know I\'d been ruined?\" said she.\n\n\"You left us in tatters, without shoes or socks,\nTired of digging potatoes, and spudding up docks;\nAnd now you\'ve gay bracelets and bright feathers three!\"\n\"Yes: That\'s how we dress when we\'re ruined,\" said she.\n\n\"At home in the barton you said `thee\' and `thou,\'\nAnd `thik oon\' and `theas oon\' and `t\'other;\' but now\nYour talking quite fits \'ee for compa-ny!\"\n\"Some polish is gained with one\'s ruin,\" said she.\n\n\"Your hands were like paws then, your face blue and bleak\nBut now I\'m bewitched by your delicate cheek,\nAnd your little gloves fit like as on any la-dy!\"\n\"We never do work when we\'re ruined,\" said she.\n\n\"You used to call home-life a hag-ridden dream,\nAnd you\'d sigh, and you\'d sock; but at present you seem\nTo know not of megrims or melancho-ly!\"\n\"True.  One\'s pretty lively when ruined,\" said she.\n\n\"I wish I had feathers, a fine sweeping gown,\nAnd a delicate face, and could strut about Town!\"\n\"My dear--a raw country girl, such as you be,\nCannot quite expect that.  You ain\'t ruined,\" said she.\n\t\t--Thomas Hardy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23441,63,'\nOh, by the way, which one\'s Pink?\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23442,63,'\nOh, give me a home,\nWhere the buffalo roam,\nAnd I\'ll show you a house with a really messy kitchen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23443,63,'\nOh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus\n\tWhere the three-body problem is solved,\n\tWhere the microwaves play down at three degrees K,\n\tAnd the cold virus never evolved.\t\t\t(chorus)\nWe eat algea pie, our vacuum is high,\n\tOur ball bearings are perfectly round.\n\tOur horizon is curved, our warheads are MIRVed,\n\tAnd a kilogram weighs half a pound.\t\t\t(chorus)\nIf we run out of space for our burgeoning race\n\tNo more Lebensraum left for the Mensch\n\tWhen we\'re ready to start, we can take Mars apart,\n\tIf we just find a big enough wrench.\t\t\t(chorus)\nI\'m sick of this place, it\'s just McDonald\'s in space,\n\tAnd living up here is a bore.\n\tTell the shiggies, \"Don\'t cry,\" they can kiss me goodbye\n\t\'Cause I\'m moving next week to L4!\t\t\t(chorus)\n\nCHORUS:\tHome, home on LaGrange,\n\tWhere the space debris always collects,\n\tWe possess, so it seems, two of Man\'s greatest dreams:\n\tSolar power and zero-gee sex.\n\t\t-- to Home on the Range\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23444,63,'\nOh, I am a C programmer and I\'m okay\n\tI muck with indices and structs all day\nAnd when it works, I shout hoo-ray\n\tOh, I am a C programmer and I\'m okay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23445,63,'\nOh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,\nAnd danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;\nSunward I\'ve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth\nOf sun-split clouds and done a hundred things\nYou have not dreamed of --\nWheeled and soared and swung\nHigh in the sunlit silence.\nHovering there\nI\'ve chased the shouting wind along and flung\nMy eager craft through footless halls of air.\nUp, up along delirious, burning blue\nI\'ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,\nWhere never lark, or even eagle flew;\nAnd, while with silent, lifting mind I\'ve trod\nThe high untrespassed sanctity of space,\nPut out my hand, and touched the face of God.\n\t\t-- John Gillespie Magee Jr., \"High Flight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23446,63,'\nOh, life is a glorious cycle of song,\nA medley of extemporanea;\nAnd love is thing that can never go wrong;\nAnd I am Marie of Roumania.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Comment\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23447,63,'\nOh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.\nHe may catch all the others, but he won\'t catch me.\nNo, he won\'t catch me, stupid ol\' Slithery Dee.\nHe may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!\n\t\t-- The Smothers Brothers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23448,63,'\nOh, when I was in love with you,\n\tThen I was clean and brave,\nAnd miles around the wonder grew\n\tHow well did I behave.\n\nAnd now the fancy passes by,\n\tAnd nothing will remain,\nAnd miles around they\'ll say that I\n\tAm quite myself again.\n\t\t-- A. E. Housman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23449,63,'\nOh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin\' is gone.\n\t\t-- John Cougar, \"Jack and Diane\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23450,63,'\nOld Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe,\nShe had so many children,\nShe didn\'t know what to do.\nSo she moved to Atlanta.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23451,63,'\nOld Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard\nTo fetch her poor daughter a dress.\nWhen she got there, the cupboard was bare\nAnd so was her daughter, I guess...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23452,63,'\nOld Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,\nBright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.\nNone has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master:\nHis songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23453,63,'\nOn a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turned back time,\nYou go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.\nShe comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain.\nDon\'t bother asking for explanations, she\'ll just tell you that she came\nIn the Year of the Cat.\n\nShe doesn\'t give you time for questions, as she locks up your arm in hers,\nAnd you follow \'till your sense of which direction completely disappears.\nBy the blue-tiled walls near the market stall there\'s a hidden door she\n    leads you to.\nThese days, she say, I feel my life just like a river running through\nThe Year of the Cat.\n\nWell, she looks at you so coolly,\nAnd her eyes shine like the moon in the sea.\nShe comes in incense and patchouli,\nSo you take her to find what\'s waiting inside\nThe Year of the Cat.\n\nWell, morning comes and you\'re still with her, but the bus and the tourists\n    are gone,\nAnd you\'ve thrown away your choice and lost your ticket, so you have to stay on.\nBut the drum-beat strains of the night remain in the rhythm of the new-born day.\nYou know some time you\'re bound to leave her, but for now you\'re going to stay\nIn the Year of the Cat.\n\t\t-- Al Stewart, \"Year of the Cat\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23454,63,'\nOn the good ship Enterprise\nEvery week there\'s a new surprise\nWhere the Romulans lurk\nAnd the Klingons often go berserk.\n\nYes, the good ship Enterprise\nThere\'s excitement anywhere it flies\nWhere Tribbles play\nAnd Nurse Chapel never gets her way.\n\n\tSee Captain Kirk standing on the bridge,\n\tMr. Spock is at his side.\n\tThe weekly menace, ooh-ooh\n\tIt gets fried, scattered far and wide.\n\nIt\'s the good ship Enterprise\nHeading out where danger lies\nAnd you live in dread\nIf you\'re wearing a shirt that\'s red.\n\t-- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics,\n\t   \"The Good Ship Enterprise,\" to the tune of \"The Good Ship Lollipop\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23455,63,'\nOnce again dread deed is done.\nCanon sleeps,\nhis all-knowing eye shaded\nto human chance and circumstance.\nPeace reigns anew o\'er Pine Valley,\nbut Canon\'s sleep is troubled.\n\nBeware, scant days past the Ides of July.\nImpatient hands wait eagerly\nto grasp, to hold\nscant moments of time\nwrested from life in the full\nglory of Canon\'s power;\nheld captive by his unblinking eye.\n\nThree golden orbs stand watch;\none each to toll the day, hour, minute\nuntil predestiny decrees his reawakening.\nWhen that feared moment arives,\n\"Ask not for whom the bell tolls,\nIt tolls for thee.\"\n\t\t-- \"I extended the loan on your Camera, at the Pine\n\t\t   Valley Pawn Shop today\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23456,63,'\nOnce there was a little nerd who loved to read your mail,\nAnd then yank back the i-access times to get hackers off his tail,\nAnd once as he finished reading from the secretary\'s spool,\nHe wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend (how uncool!)\nAnd this as delivermail did work and he ran his backfstat,\nHe heard an awful crackling like rat fritters in hot fat,\nAnd hard errors brought the system down \'fore he could even shout!\n\tAnd the bio bug\'ll bring yours down too, ef you don\'t watch out!\nAnd once they was a little flake who\'d prowl through the uulog,\nAnd when he went to his blit that night to play at being god,\nThe ops all heard him holler, and they to the console dashed,\nBut when they did a ps -ut they found the system crashed!\nOh, the wizards adb\'d the dumps and did the system trace,\nAnd worked on the file system \'til the disk head was hot paste,\nBut all they ever found was this:  \"panic: never doubt\",\n\tAnd the bio bug\'ll crash your box too, ef you don\'t watch out!\nWhen the day is done and the moon comes out,\nAnd you hear the printer whining and the rk\'s seems to count,\nWhen the other desks are empty and their terminals glassy grey,\nAnd the load is only 1.6 and you wonder if it\'ll stay,\nYou must mind the file protections and not snoop around,\n\tOr the bio bug\'ll getcha and bring the system down!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23457,63,'\nOnce upon this midnight incoherent,\nWhile you pondered sentient and crystalline,\nOver many a broken and subordinate\nVolume of gnarly lore,\nWhile I pestered, nearly singing,\nSudddenly there came a hewing,\nAs of someone profusely skulking,\nSkulking at my chamber door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23458,63,'\nOne bright Sunday morning, in the shadows of the steeple,\nBy the Relief Office, I seen my people;\nAs they stood there hungry, I stood there whistling,\nThis land was made for you and me.\n\nNobody living can ever stop me,\nAs I go walking that freedom highway;\nNobody living can ever make me turn back,\nThis land was made for you and me.\n\nAs I went walking, I saw a sign there,\nAnd on the sign it said: \"No Trespassing.\"\nBut on the other side, it didn\'t say nothing,\nThat side was made for you and me.\n\t\t-- Woody Guthrie, \"This Land Is Your Land\" (verses 4, 6, 7)\n\t[If you ever wondered why Arlo was so anti-establishment when his dad\n\t wrote such wonderful patriotic songs, the answer is that you haven\'t\n\t heard all of Woody\'s songs]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23459,63,'\nOne day,\nA mad meta-poet,\nWith nothing to say,\nWrote a mad meta-poem\nThat started: \"One day,\nA mad meta-poet,\nWith nothing to say,\nWrote a mad meta-poem\nThat started: \"One day,\n[...]\nsort of close\".\nWere the words that the poet,\nFinally chose,\nTo bring his mad poem,\nTo some sort of close\".\nWere the words that the poet,\nFinally chose,\nTo bring his mad poem,\nTo some sort of close\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23460,63,'\nOne good thing about music,\nWell, it helps you feel no pain.\nSo hit me with music;\nHit me with music now.\n\t\t-- Bob Marley, \"Trenchtown Rock\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23461,63,'\nOne pill makes you larger,\t\tAnd if you go chasing rabbits\nAnd one pill makes you small.\t\tAnd you know you\'re going to fall.\nAnd the ones that mother gives you,\tTell \'em a hookah smoking caterpillar\nDon\'t do anything at all.\t\tHas given you the call.\nGo ask Alice\t\t\t\tCall Alice\nWhen she\'s ten feet tall.\t\tWhen she was just small.\n\nWhen men on the chessboard\t\tWhen logic and proportion\nGet up and tell you where to go.\tHave fallen sloppy dead,\nAnd you\'ve just had some kind of\tAnd the White Knight is talking\n\tmushroom\t\t\t\tbackwards\nAnd your mind is moving low.\t\tAnd the Red Queen\'s lost her head\nGo ask Alice\t\t\t\tRemember what the dormouse said:\nI think she\'ll know.\t\t\t\tFeed your head.\n\t\t\t\t\t\tFeed your head.\n\t\t\t\t\t\tFeed your head.\n\t\t-- Jefferson Airplane, \"White Rabbit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23462,63,'\nOne reason why George Washington\nIs held in such veneration:\nHe never blamed his problems\nOn the former Administration.\n\t\t-- George O. Ludcke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23463,63,'\nOne thing about the past.\nIt\'s likely to last.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23464,63,'\nOne toke over the line, sweet Mary,\nOne toke over the line,\nSittin\' downtown in a railway station,\nOne toke over the line.\nWaitin\' for the train that goes home,\nHopin\' that the train is on time,\nSittin\' downtown in a railway station,\nOne toke over the line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23465,63,'\nOther women cloy\nThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungry\nWhere most she satisfies.\n\t\t-- Antony and Cleopatra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23466,63,'\nOur little systems have their day;\nThey have their day and cease to be;\nThey are but broken lights of thee.\n\t\t-- Tennyson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23467,63,'\nOur sires\' age was worse that our grandsires\'.\nWe their sons are more worthless than they:\nso in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23468,63,'\nParsley\n\t is gharsley.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23469,63,'\nPayeen to a Twang\nDerrida\nOre-Ida\npotato.\n\nIf you dared,\nI\'d ask you\nto go dig\nup your ides under brown-\ntubered skies.\n\nwhere pitchforked\nyou will ask\nDerrida?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23470,63,'\nPicking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream,\nI wonder how the old folks are tonight,\nHer name was Ann, and I\'ll be damned if I recall her face,\nShe left me not knowing what to do.\n\nCarefree Highway, let me slip away on you,\nCarefree Highway, you seen better days,\nThe morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes,\nCarefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you...\n\nTurning back the pages to the times I love best,\nI wonder if she\'ll ever do the same,\nNow the thing that I call livin\' is just bein\' satisfied,\nWith knowing I got noone left to blame.\nCarefree Highway, I got to see you, my old flame...\n\nSearching through the fragments of my dream shattered sleep,\nI wonder if the years have closed her mind,\nI guess it must be wanderlust or tryin\' to get free,\nFrom the good old faithful feelin\' we once knew.\n\t\t-- Gordon Lightfoot, \"Carefree Highway\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23471,63,'\nPiping down the valleys wild,\nPiping songs of pleasant glee,\nOn a cloud I saw a child,\nAnd he laughing said to me:\n\"Pipe a song about a Lamb!\"\nSo I piped with merry cheer.\n\"Piper, pipe that song again;\"\nSo I piped: he wept to hear.\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"Songs of Innocence\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23472,63,'\nPlagiarize, plagiarize,\nLet no man\'s work evade your eyes,\nRemember why the good Lord made your eyes,\nDon\'t shade your eyes,\nBut plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.\nOnly be sure to call it research.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23473,63,'\nPlanet Claire has pink hair.\nAll the trees are red.\nNo one ever dies there.\nNo one has a head....\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23474,63,'\nPlease stand for the National Anthem:\n\n\tAustralians all, let us rejoice,\n\tFor we are young and free.\n\tWe\'ve golden soil and wealth for toil\n\tOur home is girt by sea.\n\tOur land abounds in nature\'s gifts\n\tOf beauty rich and rare.\n\tIn history\'s page, let every stage\n\tAdvance Australia Fair.\n\tIn joyful strains then let us sing,\n\tAdvance Australia Fair.\n\nThank you.  You may resume your seat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23475,63,'\nPlease stand for the National Anthem:\n\n\tGod save our Gracious Queen!\n\tLong live our Noble Queen!\n\tGod save the Queen!\n\tSend her victorious,\n\tHappy and glorious,\n\tLong to reign o\'er us!\n\tGod save the Queen!\n\nThank you.  You may resume your seat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23476,63,'\nPlease stand for the National Anthem:\n\n\tO Canada\n\tOur home and native land\n\tTrue patriot love\n\tIn all thy sons\' command\n\tWith glowing hearts we see thee rise\n\tThe true north strong and free\n\tFrom far and wide, O Canada\n\tWe stand on guard for thee\n\tGod keep our land glorious and free\n\tO Canada we stand on guard for thee\n\tO Canada we stand on guard for thee\n\nThank you.  You may resume your seat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23477,63,'\nPlease stand for the National Anthem:\n\n\tOh, say can you see by dawn\'s early light\n\tWhat so proudly we hailed at the twilight\'s last gleaming?\n\tWhose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight\n\tO\'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?\n\tAnd the rockets\' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,\n\tGave proof through the night that our flag was still there.\n\tOh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave\n\tO\'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?\n\nThank you.  You may resume your seat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23478,63,'\nPower, like a desolating pestilence,\nPollutes whate\'er it touches...\n\t\t-- Percy Bysshe Shelley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23479,63,'\nProbable-Possible, my black hen,\nShe lays eggs in the Relative When.\nShe doesn\'t lay eggs in the Positive Now\nBecause she\'s unable to postulate How.\n\t\t-- Frederick Winsor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23480,63,'\n\tProposed Country & Western Song Titles\nI Can\'t Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side\nIf You Won\'t Leave Me Alone, I\'ll Find Someone Who Will\nI Knew That You\'d Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With\n\tYour Socks Outside-in\nI\'m a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love\nDon\'t Kick My Tires If You Ain\'t Gonna Take Me For a Ride\nI Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well\nI Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better\nI\'ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I\'m Blue All the Time\n\t\t-- \"Wordplay\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23481,63,'\n\tProposed Country & Western Song Titles\nI Don\'t Mind If You Lie to Me, As Long As I Ain\'t Lyin\' Alone\nI Wouldn\'t Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win\nIf You Leave Me, Walk Out Backwards So I\'ll Think You\'re Comin\' In\nSince You Learned to Lip-Sync, I\'m At Your Disposal\nMy John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was\n\tBreaking My Heart\nDon\'t Cry, Little Darlin\', You\'re Waterin\' My Beer\nTennis Must Be Your Racket, \'Cause Love Means Nothin\' to You\nWhen You Say You Love Me, You\'re Full of Prunes, \'Cause Living\n\tWith You Is the Pits\nI Wanted Your Hand in Marriage but All I Got Was the Finger\n\t\t-- \"Wordplay\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23482,63,'\n\tProposed Country & Western Song Titles\nShe Ain\'t Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass\nIf Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who\'s I\'d Find On You\nI\'m Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave\nIt\'s Commode Huggin\' Time In The Valley\nIf You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My Ex-wife\'s Heart\nIf You Get the Feeling That I Don\'t Love You, Feel Again\nI\'m Ashamed To Be Here, But Not Ashamed Enough To Leave\nIt\'s the Bottle Against the Bible in the Battle For Daddy\'s Soul\nMy Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Miss Him\nDon\'t Cut Any More Wood, Baby, \'Cause I\'ll Be Comin\' Home With A Load\nI Loved Her Face, But I Left Her Behind For You\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23483,63,'\nPut another password in,\nBomb it out, then try again.\nTry to get past logging in,\nWe\'re hacking, hacking, hacking.\n\nTry his first wife\'s maiden name,\nThis is more than just a game.\nIt\'s real fun, but just the same,\nIt\'s hacking, hacking, hacking.\n\t\t-- To the tune of \"Music, Music, Music?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23484,63,'\nrain falls where clouds come\nsun shines where clouds go\nclouds just come and go\n\t\t-- Florian Gutzwiller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23485,63,'\nRazors pain you;\n\tRivers are damp.\n\tAcids stain you,\nAnd drugs cause cramp.\n\nGuns aren\'t lawful;\n\tNooses give.\n\tGas smells awful--\nYou might as well live!\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Resume\", 1926\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23486,63,'\nReach into the thoughts of friends,\nAnd find they do not know your name.\nSqueeze the teddy bear too tight,\nAnd watch the feathers burst the seams.\nTouch the stained glass with your cheek,\nAnd feel its chill upon your blood.\nHold a candle to the night,\nAnd see the darkness bend the flame.\nTear the mask of peace from God,\nAnd hear the roar of souls in hell.\nPluck a rose in name of love,\nAnd watch the petals curl and wilt.\nLean upon the western wind,\nAnd know you are alone.\n\t\t-- Dru Mims\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23487,63,'\nReclaimer, spare that tree!\nTake not a single bit!\nIt used to point to me,\nNow I\'m protecting it.\nIt was the reader\'s CONS\nThat made it, paired by dot;\nNow, GC, for the nonce,\nThou shalt reclaim it not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23488,63,'\nRemember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be\nworse in Cleveland.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23489,63,'\nRemember thee\nAy, thou poor ghost while memory holds a seat\nIn this distracted globe.  Remember thee!\nYea, from the table of my memory\nI\'ll wipe away all trivial fond records,\nAll saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,\nThat youth and observation copied there.\n\t\t-- William Shakespeare, \"Hamlet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23490,63,'\nRemove me from this land of slaves,\nWhere all are fools, and all are knaves,\nWhere every knave and fool is bought, \nYet kindly sells himself for nought;\n\t\t-- Jonathan Swift\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23491,63,'\nRoland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun,\nWith a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done.\nThe deal was made in Denmark, on a dark and stormy day,\nSo he set out for Biafra, to join the bloody fray.\nThrough sixty-six and seven, they fought the Congo war,\nWith their fingers on their triggers, knee deep in gore.\nDays and nights they battled, the Bantu to their knees,\nThey killed to earn their living, and to help out the Congolese.\n\tRoland the Thompson gunner...\nHis comrades fought beside him, Van Owen and the rest,\nBut of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best.\nSo the C.I.A decided, they wanted Roland dead,\nThat son-of-a-bitch Van Owen, blew off Roland\'s head.\n\tRoland the headless Thompson gunner...\nRoland searched the continent, for the man who\'d done him in.\nHe found him in Mombasa, in a bar room drinking gin,\nRoland aimed his Thompson gun, he didn\'t say a word,\nBut he blew Van Owen\'s body from there to Johannesburg.\nThe eternal Thompson gunner, still wandering through the night,\nNow it\'s ten years later, but he stills keeps up the fight.\nIn Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine, in Berkeley,\nPatty Hearst... heard the burst... of Roland\'s Thompson gun, and bought it.\n\t\t-- Warren Zevon, \"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23492,63,'\nRomeo was restless, he was ready to kill,\nHe jumped out the window \'cause he couldn\'t sit still,\nJuliet was waiting with a safety net,\nSaid \"don\'t bury me \'cause I ain\'t dead yet\".\n\t\t-- Elvis Costello\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23493,63,'\nRoses are red;\n\tViolets are blue.\nI\'m schizophrenic,\n\tAnd so am I.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23494,63,'\nSaturday night in Toledo Ohio,\n\tIs like being nowhere at all,\nAll through the day how the hours rush by,\n\tYou sit in the park and you watch the grass die.\n\t\t-- John Denver, \"Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23495,63,'\nSay it with flowers,\nOr say it with mink,\nBut whatever you do,\nDon\'t say it with ink!\n\t\t-- Jimmie Durante\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23496,63,'\nSay many of cameras focused t\'us,\nOur middle-aged shots do us justice.\nNo justice, please, curse ye!\nWe really want mercy:\nYou see, \'tis the justice, disgusts us.\n\t\t-- Thomas H. Hildebrandt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23497,63,'\nSay my love is easy had,\n\tSay I\'m bitten raw with pride,\nSay I am too often sad --\n\tStill behold me at your side.\n\nSay I\'m neither brave nor young,\n\tSay I woo and coddle care,\nSay the devil touched my tongue --\n\tStill you have my heart to wear.\n\nBut say my verses do not scan,\n\tAnd I get me another man!\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"Fighting Words\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23498,63,'\nSay!  You\'ve struck a heap of trouble--\nBust in business, lost your wife;\nNo one cares a cent about you,\nYou don\'t care a cent for life;\nHard luck has of hope bereft you,\nHealth is failing, wish you\'d die--\nWhy, you\'ve still the sunshine left you\nAnd the big blue sky.\n\t\t-- R.W. Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23499,63,'\nScience Fiction, Double Feature.\nFrank has built and lost his creature.\nDarkness has conquered Brad and Janet.\nThe servants gone to a distant planet.\nWo, oh, oh, oh.\nAt the late night, double feature, Picture show.\nI want to go, oh, oh, oh.\nTo the late night, double feature, Picture show.\n\t\t-- Rocky Horror Picture Show\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23500,63,'\nScience! true daughter of Old Time thou art!\nWho alterest all things with thy peering eyes.\nWhy preyest thou thus upon the poet\'s heart,\nVulture, whose wings are dull realities?\nHow should he love thee? or how deem thee wise?\nWho wouldst not leave him in his wandering\nTo seek for treasure in the jewelled skies,\nAlbeit he soared with an undaunted wing?\nHast thou not dragged Diana from her car?\nAnd driven the Hamadryad from the wood\nTo seek a shelter in some happier star?\nHast thou not torn the Naiad from her flood,\nThe Elfin from the green grass, and from me\nThe summer dream beneath the tamarind tree?\n\t\t-- Edgar Allen Poe, \"Science, a Sonnet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23501,63,'\nScintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,\nFain how I pause at your nature specific,\nLoftily poised in the ether capacious,\nHighly resembling a gem carbonaceous.\nScintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,\nFain how I pause at your nature specific.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23502,63,'\nScratch the disks, dump the core,\tShut it down, pull the plug\nRoll the tapes across the floor,\tGive the core an extra tug\nAnd the system is going to crash.\tAnd the system is going to crash.\nTeletypes smashed to bits.\t\tMem\'ry cards, one and all,\nGive the scopes some nasty hits\t\tToss out halfway down the hall\nAnd the system is going to crash.\tAnd the system is going to crash.\nAnd we\'ve also found\t\t\tJust flip one switch\nWhen you turn the power down,\t\tAnd the lights will cease to twitch\nYou turn the disk readers into trash.\tAnd the tape drives will crumble\n\t\t\t\t\t\tin a flash.\nOh, it\'s so much fun,\t\t\tWhen the CPU\nNow the CPU won\'t run\t\t\tCan print nothing out but \"foo,\"\nAnd the system is going to crash.\tThe system is going to crash.\n\t\t-- To the tune of \"As the Caissons go Rolling Along\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23503,63,'\nSeduced, shaggy Samson snored.\nShe scissored short.  Sorely shorn,\nSoon shackled slave, Samson sighed,\nSilently scheming,\nSightlessly seeking\nSome savage, spectacular suicide.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23504,63,'\nSeek for the Sword that was broken:\nIn Imladris it dwells;\nThere shall be counsels taken\nStronger than Morgul-spells.\n\nThere shall be shown a token\nThat Doom is near at hand,\nFor Isildur\'s Bane shall waken,\nAnd the Halfling forth shall stand.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23505,63,'\nShe asked me, \"What\'s your sign?\"\nI blinked and answered \"Neon,\"\nI thought I\'d blow her mind...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23506,63,'\nShe blinded me with science!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23507,63,'\nShe can kill all your files;\nShe can freeze with a frown.\nAnd a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.\nAnd she works on her code until ten after three.\nShe lives like a bat but she\'s always a hacker to me.\n\t\t-- Apologies to Billy Joel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23508,63,'\nShe stood on the tracks\nWaving her arms\nLeading me to that third rail shock\nQuick as a wink\nShe changed her mind\n\nShe gave me a night\nThat\'s all it was\nWhat will it take until I stop\nKidding myself\nWasting my time\n\nThere\'s nothing else I can do\n\'Cause I\'m doing it all for Leyna\nI don\'t want anyone new\n\'Cause I\'m living it all for Leyna\nThere\'s nothing in it for you\n\'Cause I\'m giving it all to Leyna\n\t\t-- Billy Joel, \"All for Leyna\" (Glass Houses)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23509,63,'\nSHIFT TO THE LEFT!\nSHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\nPOP UP, PUSH DOWN,\nBYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23510,63,'\nShift to the left,\nShift to the right,\nMask in, mask out,\nBYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23511,63,'\nSince I hurt my pendulum\nMy life is all erratic.\nMy parrot who was cordial\nIs now transmitting static.\nThe carpet died, a palm collapsed,\nThe cat keeps doing poo.\nThe only thing that keeps me sane\nIs talking to my shoe.\n\t\t-- My Shoe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23512,63,'\nSing hey! for the bath at close of day\nThat washes the weary mud away!\nA loon is he that will not sing:\nO! Water Hot is a noble thing!\n\n\tO! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,\n\tand the brook that leaps from hill to plain;\n\tbut better than rain or rippling streams\n\tis Water Hot that smokes and steams.\n\nO! Water cold we may pour at need\ndown a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;\nbut better is Beer, if drink we lack,\nand Water Hot poured down the back.\n\n\tO! Water is fair that leaps on high\n\tin a fountain white beneath the sky;\n\tbut never did fountain sound so sweet\n\tas splashing Hot Water with my feet!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23513,63,'\nSnow-white!  Snow-white!  O Lady clear!\nO Queen beyond the Western Sea!\nO Light to us that wander here\nAmid the world of woven trees!\n\n\tGilthoniel!  O Elbereth!\n\tClear are thy eyes and bright thy breath!\n\tSnow-white!  Snow-white!  We sing to thee\n\tIn a far land beyond the Sea.\n\nO stars that in the Sunless Year\nWith shining hand by her were sown,\nIn windy fields now bright and clear\nWe see you silver blossom blown!\n\n\tO Elbereth!  Gilthoniel!\n\tWe still remember, we who dwell\n\tIn this far land beneath the trees,\n\tThy starlight on the Western Seas.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23514,63,'\nSo much\ndepends\nupon\na red\n\nwheel\nbarrow\nglazed with\n\nrain\nwater\nbeside\nthe white\nchickens.\n\t\t-- William Carlos Williams, \"The Red Wheel Barrow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23515,63,'\nSo, you better watch out!\nYou better not cry!\nYou better not pout!\nI\'m telling you why,\nSanta Claus is coming, to town.\n\nHe knows when you\'ve been sleeping,\nHe know when you\'re awake.\nHe knows if you\'ve been bad or good,\nHe has ties with the CIA.\nSo...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23516,63,'\nSo... so you think you can tell\nHeaven from Hell?\nBlue skies from pain?\t\t\tDid they get you to trade\nCan you tell a green field\t\tYour heroes for ghosts?\nFrom a cold steel rail?\t\t\tHot ashes for trees?\nA smile from a veil?\t\t\tHot air for a cool breeze?\nDo you think you can tell?\t\tCold comfort for change?\n\t\t\t\t\tDid you exchange\n\t\t\t\t\tA walk on part in a war\n\t\t\t\t\tFor the lead role in a cage?\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd, \"Wish You Were Here\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23517,63,'\nSoldiers who wish to be a hero\nAre practically zero,\nBut those who wish to be civilians,\nThey run into the millions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23518,63,'\nSome of them want to use you,\nSome of them want to be used by you,\n...Everybody\'s looking for something.\n\t\t-- Eurythmics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23519,63,'\nSome primal termite knocked on wood.\nAnd tasted it, and found it good.\nAnd that is why your Cousin May\nFell through the parlor floor today.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23520,63,'\nSome say the world will end in fire,\nSome say in ice.\nFrom what I\'ve tasted of desire\nI hold with those who favor fire.\nBut if it had to perish twice,\nI think I know enough of hate\nTo say that for destruction, ice\nIs also great\nAnd would suffice.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost, \"Fire and Ice\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23521,63,'\nSometimes I feel like I\'m fading away,\nLooking at me, I got nothin\' to say.\nDon\'t make me angry with the things games that you play,\nEither light up or leave me alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23522,63,'\nSometimes I live in the country,\nAnd sometimes I live in town.\nAnd sometimes I have a great notion,\nTo jump in the river and drown.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23523,63,'\nSometimes the light\'s all shining on me,\nOther times I can barely see.\nLately it occurs to me\nWhat a long strange trip it\'s been.\n\t\t-- The Grateful Dead, \"American Beauty\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23524,63,'\nSpeak roughly to your little boy,\n\tAnd beat him when he sneezes:\nHe only does it to annoy\n\tBecause he knows it teases.\n\tWow!  wow!  wow!\n\nI speak severely to my boy,\n\tAnd beat him when he sneezes:\nFor he can thoroughly enjoy\n\tThe pepper when he pleases!\n\tWow!  wow!  wow!\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Alice in Wonderland\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23525,63,'\nSpeak roughly to your little VAX,\n\tAnd boot it when it crashes;\nIt knows that one cannot relax\n\tBecause the paging thrashes!\n\tWow!  Wow!  Wow!\n\nI speak severely to my VAX,\n\tAnd boot it when it crashes;\nIn spite of all my favorite hacks\n\tMy jobs it always thrashes!\n\tWow!  Wow!  Wow!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23526,63,'\nSpeaking of Godzilla and other things that convey horror:\n\nWith a purposeful grimace and a Mongo-like flair\nHe throws the spinning disk drives in the air!\nAnd he picks up a Vax and he throws it back down\nAs he wades through the lab making terrible sounds!\nHelpless users with projects due\nScream \"My God!\" as he stomps on the tape drives, too!\n\nOh, no!  He says Unix runs too slow!  Go, go, DECzilla!\nOh, yes!  He\'s gonna bring up VMS!  Go, go, DECzilla!\"\n\n* VMS is a trademark of Digital Equipment Corporation.\n* DECzilla is a trademark of Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death, Inc.\n\t\t-- Curtis Jackson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23527,63,'\nSpring is here, spring is here,\nLife is skittles and life is beer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23528,63,'\nSt. Patrick was a gentleman\nwho through strategy and stealth\ndrove all the snakes from Ireland.\nHere\'s a toasting to his health --\nbut not too many toastings\nlest you lose yourself and then\nforget the good St. Patrick\nand see all those snakes again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23529,63,'\nStayed in bed all morning just to pass the time,\nThere\'s something wrong here, there can be no more denying,\nOne of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying,\n\nAnd it\'s too late, baby, now, it\'s too late,\nThough we really did try to make it,\nSomething inside has died and I can\'t hide and I just can\'t fake it...\n\nIt used to be so easy living here with you,\nYou were light and breezy and I knew just what to do\nNow you look so unhappy and I feel like a fool.\n\nThere\'ll be good times again for me and you,\nBut we just can\'t stay together, don\'t you feel it too?\nBut I\'m glad for what we had and that I once loved you...\n\nBut it\'s too late baby...\nIt\'s too late, now darling, it\'s too late...\n\t\t-- Carol King, \"Tapestry\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23530,63,'\nStep back, unbelievers!\nOr the rain will never come.\nSomebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum.\nYou may think I\'m crazy, you may think that I\'m insane,\nBut I swear to you, before this day is out,\n\tyou folks are gonna see some rain!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23531,63,'\nStrange things are done to be number one\nIn selling the computer\t\t\tThe Druids were entrepreneurs,\nIBM has their strategem\t\t\tAnd they built a granite box\nWhich steadily grows acuter,\t\tIt tracked the moon, warned of monsoons,\nAnd Honeywell competes like Hell,\tAnd forecast the equinox\nBut the story\'s missing link\t\tTheir price was right, their future\nIs the system old at Stonemenge sold\t\tbright,\nBy the firm of Druids, Inc.\t\tThe prototype was sold;\n\t\t\t\t\tFrom Stonehenge site their bits and byte\n\t\t\t\t\tWould ship for Celtic gold.\nThe movers came to crate the frame;\nIt weighed a million ton!\nThe traffic folk thought it a joke\tThe man spoke true, and thus to you\n(the wagon wheels just spun);\t\tA warning from the ages;\n\"They\'ll nay sell that,\" the foreman\tYour stock will slip if you can\'t ship\n\tspat,\t\t\t\tWhat\'s in your brochure\'s pages.\n\"Just leave the wild weeds grow;\tSee if it sells without the bells\n\"It\'s Druid-kind, over-designed,\tAnd strings that ring and quiver;\n\"And belly up they\'ll go.\"\t\tDruid repute went down the chute\n\t\t\t\t\tBecause they couldn\'t deliver.\n\t\t-- Edward C. McManus, \"The Computer at Stonehenge\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23532,63,'\nSuffering alone exists, none who suffer;\nThe deed there is, but no doer thereof;\nNirvana is, but no one is seeking it;\nThe Path there is, but none who travel it.\n\t\t-- \"Buddhist Symbolism\", Symbols and Values\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23533,63,'\nSun in the night, everyone is together,\nAscending into the heavens, life is forever.\n\t\t-- Brand X, \"Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23534,63,'\n      /\\\tSUN of them wants to use you,\n     \\\\ \\\n  / \\ \\\\ /\tSUN of them wants to be used by you,\n / / \\/ / //\\\n \\//\\   \\// /\tSUN of them wants to abuse you,\n  / /  /\\  /\n   /  \\\\ \\\tSUN of them wants to be abused ...\n     \\ \\\\\n      \\/\n\t\t-- Eurythmics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23535,63,'\nSweet sixteen is beautiful Bess,\nAnd her voice is changing -- from \"No\" to \"Yes\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23536,63,'\nSystem/3!  System/3!\nSee how it runs!  See how it runs!\n\tIts monitor loses so totally!\n\tIt runs all its programs in RPG!\n\tIt\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\nSystem/3!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23537,63,'\nT:\tOne big monster, he called TROLL.\n\tHe don\'t rock, and he don\'t roll;\n\tDrink no wine, and smoke no stogies.\n\tHe just Love To Eat Them Roguies.\n\t\t-- The Roguelet\'s ABC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23538,63,'\nTake a look around you, tell me what you see,\nA girl who thinks she\'s ordinary lookin\' she has got the key.\nIf you can get close enough to look into her eyes\nThere\'s something special right behind the bitterness she hides.\n\tAnd you\'re fair game,\n\tYou never know what she\'ll decide, you\'re fair game,\n\tJust relax, enjoy the ride.\nFind a way to reach her, make yourself a fool,\nBut do it with a little class, disregard the rules.\n\'Cause this one knows the bottom line, couldn\'t get a date.\nThe ugly duckling striking back, and she\'ll decide her fate.\n\t(chorus)\nThe ones you never notice are the ones you have to watch.\nShe\'s pleasant and she\'s friendly while she\'s looking at your crotch.\nTry your hand at conversation, gossip is a lie,\nAnd sure enough she\'ll take you home and make you wanna die.\n\t(chorus)\n\t\t-- Crosby, Stills, Nash, \"Fair Game\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23539,63,'\nTake heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\nenough cheese.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23540,63,'\nTan me hide when I\'m dead, Fred,\nTan me hide when I\'m dead.\nSo we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,\nIt\'s hanging there on the shed.\n\nAll together now...\n\tTie me kangaroo down, sport,\n\tTie me kangaroo down.\n\tTie me kangaroo down, sport,\n\tTie me kangaroo down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23541,63,'\nTell me why the stars do shine,\nTell me why the ivy twines,\nTell me why the sky\'s so blue,\nAnd I will tell you just why I love you.\n\n\tNuclear fusion makes stars to shine,\n\tPhototropism makes ivy twine,\n\tRayleigh scattering makes sky so blue,\n\tSexual hormones are why I love you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23542,63,'\nTell me, O Octopus, I begs,\nIs those things arms, or is they legs?\nI marvel at thee, Octopus;\nIf I were thou, I\'d call me us.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23543,63,'\nTerence, this is stupid stuff:\nYou eat your victuals fast enough;\nThere can\'t be much amiss, \'tis clear,\nTo see the rate you drink your beer.\nBut oh, good Lord, the verse you make,\nIt gives a chap the belly-ache.\nThe cow, the old cow, she is dead;\nIt sleeps well the horned head:\nWe poor lads, \'tis our turn now\nTo hear such tunes as killed the cow.\nPretty friendship \'tis to rhyme\nYour friends to death before their time.\nMoping, melancholy mad:\nCome, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.\n\t\t-- A.E. Housman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23544,63,'\nThat feeling just came over me.\n\t\t-- Albert DeSalvo, the \"Boston Strangler\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23545,63,'\nThat money talks,\nI\'ll not deny,\nI heard it once,\nIt said \"Good-bye.\n\t\t-- Richard Armour\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23546,63,'\n\tThe Advertising Agency Song\n \n\tWhen your client\'s hopping mad,\n\tPut his picture in the ad.\n\tIf he still should prove refractory,\n\tAdd a picture of his factory.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23547,63,'\nThe all-softening overpowering knell,\nThe tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.\n\t\t-- Lord Byron\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23548,63,'\nThe bank called to tell me that I\'m overdrawn,\nSome freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,\nAnd I *can\'t*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,\n\tIt\'s just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!\n\t\t-- Weird Al Yankovic, \"One of Those Days\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23549,63,'\nThe bank sent our statement this morning,\nThe red ink was a sight of great awe!\nTheir figures and mine might have balanced,\nBut my wife was too quick on the draw.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23550,63,'\nThe Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ...\nand the bird is on the wing.\n\t\t-- Omar Khayyam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23551,63,'\nThe boy stood on the burning deck,\nEating peanuts by the peck.\nHis father called him, but he could not go,\nFor he loved those peanuts so.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23552,63,'\nThe camel has a single hump;\nThe dromedary two;\nOr else the other way around.\nI\'m never sure.  Are you?\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23553,63,'\nThe carbonyl is polarized,\nThe delta end is plus.\nThe nucleophile will thus attack,\nThe carbon nucleus.\nAddition makes an alcohol,\nOf types there are but three.\nIt makes a bond, to correspond,\nFrom C to shining C.\n\t\t-- Prof. Frank Westheimer, to \"America the Beautiful\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23554,63,'\nThe common cormorant, or shag,\nLays eggs inside a paper bag;\nThe reason, you will see, no doubt,\nIs to keep the lightning out.\nBut what these unobservant birds\nHave failed to notice is that herds\nOf bears may come with buns\nAnd steal the bags to hold the crumbs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23555,63,'\nThe difference between us is not very far,\ncruising for burgers in daddy\'s new car.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23556,63,'\nThe eyes of Texas are upon you,\nAll the livelong day;\nThe eyes of Texas are upon you,\nYou cannot get away;\nDo not think you can escape them\nFrom night \'til early in the morn;\nThe eyes of Texas are upon you\n\'Til Gabriel blows his horn.\n\t\t-- University of Texas\' school song\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23557,63,'\nThe garden is in mourning;\nThe rain falls cool among the flowers.\nSummer shivers quietly\nOn its way towards its end.\n\nGolden leaf after leaf\nFalls from the tall acacia.\nSummer smiles, astonished, feeble,\nIn this dying dream of a garden.\n\nFor a long while, yet, in the roses,\nShe will linger on, yearning for peace,\nAnd slowly\nClose her weary eyes.\n\t\t-- Hermann Hesse, \"September\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23558,63,'\nThe glances over cocktails\nThat seemed to be so sweet\nDon\'t seem quite so amorous\nOver Shredded Wheat\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23559,63,'\nThe good (I am convinced, for one)\nIs but the bad one leaves undone.\nOnce your reputation\'s done\nYou can live a life of fun.\n\t\t-- Wilhelm Busch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23560,63,'\nThe good life was so elusive\nIt really got me down\nI had to regain some confidence\nSo I got into camouflage\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23561,63,'\nThe good time is approaching,\nThe season is at hand.\nWhen the merry click of the two-base lick\nWill be heard throughout the land.\nThe frost still lingers on the earth, and\nBudless are the trees.\nBut the merry ring of the voice of spring\nIs borne upon the breeze.\n\t\t-- Ode to Opening Day, \"The Sporting News\", 1886\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23562,63,'\nThe grave\'s a fine and private place,\nbut none, I think, do there embrace.\n\t\t-- Andrew Marvell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23563,63,'\nThe hope that springs eternal\nSprings right up your behind.\n\t\t-- Ian Drury, \"This Is What We Find\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23564,63,'\nThe Junior God now heads the roll\nIn the list of heaven\'s peers;\nHe sits in the House of High Control,\nAnd he regulates the spheres.\nYet does he wonder, do you suppose,\nIf, even in gods divine,\nThe best and wisest may not be those\nWho have wallowed awhile with the swine?\n\t\t-- Robert W. Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23565,63,'\nThe ladies men admire, I\'ve heard,\nWould shudder at a wicked word.\nTheir candle gives a single light;\nThey\'d rather stay at home at night.\nThey do not keep awake till three,\nNor read erotic poetry.\nThey never sanction the impure,\nNor recognize an overture.\nThey shrink from powders and from paints...\nSo far, I\'ve had no complaints.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23566,63,'\nThe leaves were long, the grass was green,\nThe hemlock-umbels tall and fair,\nAnd in the glade a light was seen\nOf stars in shadow shimmering.\nTin\'\buviel was dancing there\nTo music of a pipe unseen,\nAnd light of stars was in her hair,\nAnd in her raiment glimmering.\n\nThere Beren came from mountains colds,\nAnd lost he wandered under leaves,\nAnd where the Elven-river rolled\nHe walked alone and sorrowing.\nHe peered between the hemlock-leaves\nAnd saw in wonder flowers of gold\nUpon her mantle and her sleeves,\nAnd her hair like shadow following.\n\nEnchantment healed his weary feet\nThat over hills were doomed to roam;\nAnd forth he hastened, strong and fleet,\nAnd grasped at moonbeams glistening.\nThrough woven woods in Elvenhome\nShe lightly fled on dancing feet,\nAnd left him lonely still to roam\nIn the silent forest listening.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23567,63,'\nThe lights are on,\nbut you\'re not home;\nYour will\nis not your own;\nYour heart sweats,\nYour teeth grind;\nAnother kiss\nand you\'ll be mine...\n\nYou like to think that you\'re immune to the stuff\n(Oh Yeah!)\nIt\'s closer to the truth to say you can\'t get enough;\nYou know you\'re gonna have to face it,\nYou\'re addicted to love!\"\n\t\t-- Robert Palmer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23568,63,'\nThe little town that time forgot,\nWhere all the women are strong,\nThe men are good-looking,\nAnd the children above-average.\n\t\t-- Prairie Home Companion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23569,63,'\n\tThe Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in\na position of negative need.\n\tHe prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area.\n\tHe conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous\nliquid.\n\tHe returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.\n\tHe switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximal\nprestige of His identity.\n\tIt should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact that I make\nambulatory progress through the umbragious inter-hill mortality slot, terror\nsensations will no be initiated in me, due to para-etical phenomena.\n\tYour pastoral walking aid and quadrupic pickup unit introduce me\ninto a pleasurific mood state.\n\tYou design and produce a nutriment-bearing furniture-type structure\nin the context of non-cooperative elements.\n\tYou act out a head-related folk ritual employing vegetable extract.\n\tMy beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.\n\tIt is an ongoing deductible fact that your inter-relational\nempathetical and non-ventious capabilities will retain me as their\ntarget-focus for the duration of my non-death period, and I will possess\ntenant rights in the housing unit of the Lord on a permanent, open-ended\ntime basis.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23570,63,'\nThe makers may make\nand the users may use,\nbut the fixers must fix\nwith but minimal clues\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23571,63,'\nThe man she had was kind and clean\nAnd well enough for every day,\nBut oh, dear friends, you should have seen\nThe one that got away.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"The Fisherwoman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23572,63,'\nThe morning sun when it\'s in your face really shows your age,\nBut that don\'t bother me none; in my eyes you\'re everything.\nI know I keep you amused,\nBut I feel I\'m being used.\nOh, Maggie, I wish I\'d never seen your face.\n\nYou took me away from home,\nJust to save you from being alone;\nYou stole my heart, and that\'s what really hurts.\n\nI suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school,\nOr steal my daddy\'s cue and make a living out of playing pool,\nOr find myself a rock \'n\' roll band,\nThat needs a helping hand,\nOh, Maggie I wish I\'d never seen your face.\n\nYou made a first-class fool out of me,\nBut I\'m as blind as a fool can be.\nYou stole my soul, and that\'s a pain I can do without.\n\t\t-- Rod Stewart, \"Maggie May\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23573,63,'\nThe Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,\n\tMoves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit\nShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,\n\tNor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23574,63,'\nThe net of law is spread so wide,\nNo sinner from its sweep may hide.\nIts meshes are so fine and strong,\nThey take in every child of wrong.\nO wondrous web of mystery!\nBig fish alone escape from thee!\n\t\t-- James Jeffrey Roche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23575,63,'\nThe night passes quickly when you\'re asleep\nBut I\'m out shufflin\' for something to eat\n...\nBreakfast at the Egg House,\nLike the waffle on the griddle,\nI\'m burnt around the edges,\nBut I\'m tender in the middle.\n\t\t-- Adrian Belew\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23576,63,'\nThe one L lama, he\'s a priest\nThe two L llama, he\'s a beast\nAnd I will bet my silk pyjama\nThere isn\'t any three L lllama.\n\t\t-- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally\n\t\this department responded to something like a \"three L lllama.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23577,63,'\nThe Pig, if I am not mistaken,\nGives us ham and pork and Bacon.\nLet others think his heart is big,\nI think it stupid of the Pig.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23578,63,'\nThe Poet Whose Badness Saved His Life\n\tThe most important poet in the seventeenth century was George\nWither.  Alexander Pope called him \"wretched Wither\" and Dryden said of his\nverse that \"if they rhymed and rattled all was well\".\n\tIn our own time, \"The Dictionary of National Biography\" notes that his\nwork \"is mainly remarkable for its mass, fluidity and flatness.  It usually\nlacks any genuine literary quality and often sinks into imbecile doggerel\".\n\tHigh praise, indeed, and it may tempt you to savour a typically\nrewarding stanza: It is taken from \"I loved a lass\" and is concerned with\nthe higher emotions.\n\t\tShe would me \"Honey\" call,\n\t\tShe\'d -- O she\'d kiss me too.\n\t\tBut now alas!  She\'s left me\n\t\tFalero, lero, loo.\n\tAmong other details of his mistress which he chose to immortalize\nwas her prudent choice of footwear.\n\t\tThe fives did fit her shoe.\n\tIn 1639 the great poet\'s life was endangered after his capture by\nthe Royalists during the English Civil War.  When Sir John Denham, the\nRoyalist poet, heard of Wither\'s imminent execution, he went to the King and\nbegged that his life be spared.  When asked his reason, Sir John replied,\n\"Because that so long as Wither lived, Denham would not be accounted the\nworst poet in England.\"\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23579,63,'\nThe Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher,\n\tWere each of them once a kiddie.\nA child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.\n\tDo I want one?  God Forbiddie!\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23580,63,'\nThe Rabbits\t\t\t\tThe Cow\nHere is a verse about rabbits\t\tThe cow is of the bovine ilk;\nThat doesn\'t mention their habits.\tOne end is moo, the other, milk.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23581,63,'\nThe rain it raineth on the just\n\tAnd also on the unjust fella,\nBut chiefly on the just, because\n\tThe unjust steals the just\'s umbrella.\n\t\t-- Lord Bowen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23582,63,'\nThe rhino is a homely beast,\nFor human eyes he\'s not a feast.\nFarewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,\nI\'ll stare at something less prepoceros.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23583,63,'\nThe Road goes ever on and on\nDown from the door where it began.\nNow far ahead the Road has gone,\nAnd I must follow, if I can,\nPursuing it with eager feet,\nUntil it joins some larger way\nWhere many paths and errands meet.\nAnd whither then?  I cannot say.\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23584,63,'\nThe smiling Spring comes in rejoicing,\nAnd surly Winter grimly flies.\nNow crystal clear are the falling waters,\nAnd bonnie blue are the sunny skies.\nFresh o\'er the mountains breaks forth the morning,\nThe ev\'ning gilds the oceans\'s swell:\nAll creatures joy in the sun\'s returning,\nAnd I rejoice in my bonnie Bell.\n\nThe flowery Spring leads sunny Summer,\nThe yellow Autumn presses near;\nThen in his turn come gloomy Winter,\nTill smiling Spring again appear.\nThus seasons dancing, life advancing,\nOld Time and Nature their changes tell;\nBut never ranging, still unchanging,\nI adore my bonnie Bell.\n\t\t-- Robert Burns, \"My Bonnie Bell\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23585,63,'\nThe soldier came knocking upon the queen\'s door.\nHe said, \"I am not fighting for you any more.\"\nThe queen knew she had seen his face someplace before,\nAnd slowly she let him inside.\n\nHe said, \"I see you now, and you\'re so very young,\nBut I\'ve seen more battles lost than I have battles won,\nAnd I have this intuition that it\'s all for your fun.\nAnd now will you tell me why?\"\n\t\t-- Suzanne Vega, \"The Queen and The Soldier\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23586,63,'\nThe sounds of the nouns are mostly unbound.\nIn town a noun might wear a gown,\nor further down, might dress a clown.\nA noun that\'s sound would never clown,\nbut unsound nouns jump up and down.\nThe sound of a noun could distrub the plowing,\nand then, my dear, you\'d be put in the pound.\nBut please don\'t let that get you down,\nthe renown of your gown is the talk of the town.\n\t\t-- A. Nonnie Mouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23587,63,'\nThe street preacher looked so baffled\nWhen I asked him why he dressed\nWith forty pounds of headlines \nStapled to his chest.\nBut he cursed me when I proved to him\nI said, \"Not even you can hide.\nYou see, you\'re just like me.\nI hope you\'re satisfied.\"\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23588,63,'\nThe sun was shining on the sea,\nShining with all his might:\nHe did his very best to make\nThe billows smooth and bright --\nAnd this was very odd, because it was\nThe middle of the night.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll, \"Through the Looking Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23589,63,'\nThe Thought Police are here.  They\'ve come\nTo put you under cardiac arrest.\nAnd as they drag you through the door\nThey tell you that you\'ve failed the test.\n\t\t-- Buggles, \"Living in the Plastic Age\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23590,63,'\nThe thrill is here, but it won\'t last long\nYou\'d better have your fun before it moves along...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23591,63,'\nThe trouble with a kitten is that\nWhen it grows up, it\'s always a cat\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23592,63,'\nThe trouble with you\nIs the trouble with me.\nGot two good eyes\nBut we still don\'t see.\n\t\t-- Robert Hunter, \"Workingman\'s Dead\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23593,63,'\nThe truth you speak has no past and no future.\nIt is, and that\'s all it needs to be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23594,63,'\nThe turtle lives \'twixt plated decks\nWhich practically conceal its sex.\nI think it clever of the turtle\nIn such a fix to be so fertile.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23595,63,'\nThe weather is here, I wish you were beautiful.\nMy thoughts aren\'t too clear, but don\'t run away.\nMy girlfriend\'s a bore; my job is too dutiful.\nHell nobody\'s perfect, would you like to play?\nI feel together today!\n\t\t-- Jimmy Buffet, \"Coconut Telegraph\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23596,63,'\nThe wind doth taste so bitter sweet,\n\tLike Jaspar wine and sugar,\nIt must have blown through someone\'s feet,\n\tLike those of Caspar Weinberger.\n\t\t-- P. Opus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23597,63,'\nThe wombat lives across the seas,\nAmong the far Antipodes.\nHe may exist on nuts and berries,\nOr then again, on missionaries;\nHis distant habitat precludes\nConclusive knowledge of his moods.\nBut I would not engage the wombat\nIn any form of mortal combat.\n\t\t-- \"The Wombat\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23598,63,'\nThe Worst American Poet\n\tJulia Moore, \"the Sweet Singer of Michigan\" (1847-1920) was so bad that\nMark Twain said her first book gave him joy for 20 years.\n\tHer verse was mainly concerned with violent death -- the great fire\nof Chicago and the yellow fever epidemic proved natural subjects for her pen.\n\tWhether death was by drowning, by fits or by runaway sleigh, the\nformula was the same:\n\t\tHave you heard of the dreadful fate\n\t\tOf Mr. P.P. Bliss and wife?\n\t\tOf their death I will relate,\n\t\tAnd also others lost their life\n\t\t(in the) Ashbula Bridge disaster,\n\t\tWhere so many people died.\n\tEven if you started out reasonably healthy in one of Julia\'s poems,\nthe chances are that after a few stanzas you would be at the bottom of a\nriver or struck by lightning.  A critic of the day said she was \"worse than\na Gatling gun\" and in one slim volume counted 21 killed and 9 wounded.\n\tIncredibly, some newspapers were critical of her work, even\nsuggesting that the sweet singer was \"semi-literate\".  Her reply was\nforthright: \"The Editors that has spoken in this scandalous manner have went\nbeyond reason.\"  She added that \"literary work is very difficult to do\".\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23599,63,'\n\t\tThe Worst Lines of Verse\nFor a start, we can rule out James Grainger\'s promising line:\n\t\"Come, muse, let us sing of rats.\"\nGrainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted\nthese words on discovering that his listeners dissolved into spontaneous\nlaughter the instant they were read out.\n\tNo such reluctance afflicted Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-70) who was\ninspired by the subject of war.\n\t\"Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we blazed away,\n\tAnd the grey roof reddened and rang;\n\tFlash! flash! and I felt his bullet flay\n\tThe tip of my ear.  Flash! bang!\"\nBy contrast, Cheshire cheese provoked John Armstrong (1709-79):\n\t\"... that which Cestria sends, tenacious paste of solid milk...\"\nWhile John Bidlake was guided by a compassion for vegetables:\n\t\"The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in bed,\n\tThe crippled pea alone that cannot stand.\"\nGeorge Crabbe (1754-1832) wrote:\n\t\"And I was ask\'d and authorized to go\n\tTo seek the firm of Clutterbuck and Co.\"\nWilliam Balmford explored the possibilities of religious verse:\n\t\"So \'tis with Christians, Nature being weak\n\tWhile in this world, are liable to leak.\"\nAnd William Wordsworth showed that he could do it if he really tried when\ndescribing a pond:\n\t\"I\'ve measured it from side to side;\n\tTis three feet long and two feet wide.\"\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23600,63,'\nThe young lady had an unusual list,\nLinked in part to a structural weakness.\nShe set no preconditions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23601,63,'\nThe, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh?\nAnd the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh?\nThere\'s lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh?\nSo the last one to be peaceful and everything is a big idiot,\nEh?\nSo shut yer face up and dry yer mucklucks by the fire, eh?\nAnd dream about girls with their high beams on, eh?\nThey may be cold, but that\'s okay!  Beer\'s better that way!\nEh?\n\t\t-- A, like, Tribute to the Great White North, eh?\nBeauty!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23602,63,'\nThen here\'s to the City of Boston,\nThe town of the cries and the groans.\nWhere the Cabots can\'t see the Kabotschniks,\nAnd the Lowells won\'t speak to the Cohns.\n\t\t-- Franklin Pierce Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23603,63,'\nThere are bad times just around the corner,\nThere are dark clouds hurtling through the sky\n\tAnd it\'s no good whining \n\tAbout a silver lining\nFor we know from experience that they won\'t roll by...\n\t\t-- Noel Coward\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23604,63,'\nThere are places I\'ll remember\nAll my life though some have changed.\nSome forever not for better \nSome have gone and some remain.\nAll these places had their moments\nWith lovers and friends I still recall.\nSome are dead and some are living,\nIn my life I\'ve loved them all.\n\nBut of all these friends and lovers,\nThere is no one compared with you,\nAll these memories lose their meaning\nWhen I think of love as something new.\nThough I know I\'ll never lose affection\nFor people and things that went before,\nI know I\'ll often stop and think about them\nIn my life I\'ll love you more.\n\t\t-- Lennon/McCartney, \"In My Life\", 1965\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23605,63,'\nThere are strange things done in the midnight sun\n\tBy the men who moil for gold;\nThe Arctic trails have their secret tales\n\tThat would make your blood run cold;\nThe Northern Lights have seen queer sights,\n\tBut the queerest they ever did see\nWas that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge\n\tI cremated Sam McGee.\n\t\t-- Robert W. Service\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23606,63,'\nThere is in certain living souls\nA quality of loneliness unspeakable,\nSo great it must be shared\nAs company is shared by lesser beings.\nSuch a loneliness is mine; so know by this\nThat in immensity\nThere is one lonelier than you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23607,63,'\nThere is no point in waiting.\nThe train stopped running years ago.\nAll the schedules, the brochures,\nThe bright-colored posters full of lies,\nPromise rides to a distant country\nThat no longer exists.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23608,63,'\nThere is something in the pang of change\nMore than the heart can bear,\nUnhappiness remembering happiness.\n\t\t-- Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23609,63,'\nThere once was a Sailor who looked through a glass\nAnd spied a fair mermaid with scales on her... island.\nWhere seagulls flew over their nest.\nShe combed the long hair which hung over her... shoulders.\nAnd caused her to tickle and itch.\nThe sailor cried out \"There\'s a beautiful... mermaid.\nA sittin\' out there on the rocks.\"\nThe crew came a running, all grabbing their... glasses.\nAnd crowded four deep to the rail.\nAll eager to share in this fine piece of... news.\n...\n\"Throw out a line and we\'ll lasso her... flippers.\nAnd soon we will certainly find\nIf mermaids are better before or be... brave\nMy dear fellows,\" The captain cried out.\nAnd cursing with spleen.\nThis song may be dull, but it\'s certainly clean.\n\t\t-- \"The Clean Song\", Oscar Brandt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23610,63,'\nThere was a little girl\nWho had a little curl\nRight in the middle of her forehead.\nWhen she was good, she was very, very good\nAnd when she was bad, she was very, very popular.\n\t\t-- Max Miller, \"The Max Miller Blue Book\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23611,63,'\nThere\'s a lesson that I need to remember\nWhen everything is falling apart\nIn life, just like in loving\nThere\'s such a thing as trying to hard\n\nYou\'ve gotta sing\nLike you don\'t need the money\nLove like you\'ll never get hurt\nYou\'ve gotta dance\nLike nobody\'s watching\nIt\'s gotta come from the heart\nIf you want it to work.\n\t\t-- Kathy Mattea\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23612,63,'\nThere\'s a thrill in store for all for we\'re about to toast\nThe corporation that we represent.\nWe\'re here to cheer each pioneer and also proudly boast,\nOf that man of men our sterling president\nThe name of T.J. Watson means\nA courage none can stem\nAnd we feel honored to be here to toast the IBM.\n\t\t-- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23613,63,'\nThere\'s amnesia in a hangknot,\nAnd comfort in the ax,\nBut the simple way of poison will make your nerves relax.\n\tThere\'s surcease in a gunshot,\n\tAnd sleep that comes from racks,\n\tBut a handy draft of poison avoids the harshest tax.\nYou find rest on the hot squat,\nOr gas can give you pax,\nBut the closest corner chemist has peace in packaged stacks.\n\tThere\'s refuge in the church lot\n\tWhen you tire of facing facts,\n\tAnd the smoothest route is poison prescribed by kindly quacks.\nChorus:\tWith an *ugh!* and a groan, and a kick of the heels,\n\tDeath comes quiet, or it comes with squeals --\n\tBut the pleasantest place to find your end\n\tIs a cup of cheer from the hand of a friend.\n\t\t-- Jubal Harshaw, \"One For The Road\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23614,63,'\nThere\'s little in taking or giving,\n\tThere\'s little in water or wine:\nThis living, this living, this living,\n\tWas never a project of mine.\nOh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is\n\tThe gain of the one at the top,\nFor art is a form of catharsis,\n\tAnd love is a permanent flop,\nAnd work is the province of cattle,\n\tAnd rest\'s for a clam in a shell,\nSo I\'m thinking of throwing the battle --\n\tWould you kindly direct me to hell?\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23615,63,'\nThey told me you had proven it\t\tWhen they discovered our results\n\tAbout a month before.\t\t\tTheir hair began to curl\nThe proof was valid, more or less\tInstead of understanding it\n\tBut rather less than more.\t\tWe\'d run the thing through PRL.\n\nHe sent them word that we would try\tDon\'t tell a soul about all this\n\tTo pass where they had failed\t\tFor it must ever be\nAnd after we were done, to them\t\tA secret, kept from all the rest\n\tThe new proof would be mailed.\t\tBetween yourself and me.\n\nMy notion was to start again\n\tIgnoring all they\'d done\nWe quickly turned it into code\n\tTo see if it would run.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23616,63,'\nThey went rushing down that freeway,\nMessed around and got lost.\nThey didn\'t care... they were just dying to get off,\nAnd it was life in the fast lane.\n\t\t-- Eagles, \"Life in the Fast Lane\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23617,63,'\nThey wouldn\'t listen to the fact that I was a genius,\nThe man said \"We got all that we can use\",\nSo I\'ve got those steadily-depressin\', low-down, mind-messin\',\nWorking-at-the-car-wash blues.\n\t\t-- Jim Croce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23618,63,'\nThinks\'t thou existence doth depend on time?\nIt doth; but actions are our epochs; mine\nHave made my days and nights imperishable,\nEndless, and all alike, as sands on the shore,\nInnumerable atoms; and one desert,\nBarren and cold, on which the wild waves break,\nBut nothing rests, save carcasses and wrecks,\nRocks, and the salt-surf weeds of bitterness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23619,63,'\n\"Thirty days hath Septober,\nApril, June, and no wonder.\nall the rest have peanut butter\nexcept my father who wears red suspenders.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23620,63,'\nThirty white horses on a red hill,\nFirst they champ,\nThen they stamp,\nThen they stand still.\n\t\t-- Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23621,63,'\nThis ae nighte, this ae nighte,\nEverye nighte and alle,\nFire and sleet and candlelyte,\nAnd Christe receive thy saule.\n\t\t-- The Lykewake Dirge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23622,63,'\nThis here\'s the wattle,\nThe emblem of our land.\nYou can stick it in a bottle;\nYou can hold it in your hand.\nAmen!\n\t\t-- Monty Python\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23623,63,'\nThis is for all ill-treated fellows\n\tUnborn and unbegot,\nFor them to read when they\'re in trouble\n\tAnd I am not.\n\t\t-- A. E. Housman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23624,63,'\nThis is the story of the bee\nWhose sex is very hard to see\n\nYou cannot tell the he from the she\nBut she can tell, and so can he\n\nThe little bee is never still\nShe has no time to take the pill\n\nAnd that is why, in times like these\nThere are so many sons of bees.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23625,63,'\nThis is the way the world ends,\nThis is the way the world ends,\nThis is the way the world ends,\nNot with a bang but with a whimper.\n\t\t-- T.S. Eliot, \"The Hollow Men\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23626,63,'\nThis land is my land, and only my land,\nI\'ve got a shotgun, and you ain\'t got one,\nIf you don\'t get off, I\'ll blow your head off,\nThis land is private property.\n\t\t-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23627,63,'\nThis thing all things devours:\nBirds, beasts, trees, flowers;\nGnaws iron, bites steel;\nGrinds hard stones to meal;\nSlays king, ruins town,\nAnd beats high mountain down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23628,63,'\nThose who sweat in flames of hell,\tLeaden eared, some thought their bowels\nHere\'s the reason that they fell:\tLispeth forth the sweetest vowels.\nWhile on earth they prayed in SAS,\tThese they offered up in praise\nPL/1, or other crass,\t\t\tThinking all this fetid haze\nVulgar tongue.\t\t\t\tA rapsody sung.\n\nSome the lord did sorely try\t\tJabber of the mindless horde\nAssembling all their pleas in hex.\tSequel next did mock the lord\nSpeech as crabbed as devil\'s crable\tSlothful sequel so enfangled\nHex that marked on Tower Babel\t\tIts speaker\'s lips became entangled\nThe highest rung.\t\t\tIn his bung.\n\nBecause in life they prayed so ill\nAnd offered god such swinish swill\nNow they sweat in flames of hell\nSweat from lack of APL\nSweat dung!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23629,63,'\nThough I respect that a lot\nI\'d be fired if that were my job\nAfter killing Jason off and\nCountless screaming argonauts\n\nBluebird of friendliness\nLike guardian angels it\'s\nAlways near\n\nBlue canary in the outlet by the light switch\nWho watches over you\nMake a little birdhouse in your soul\nNot to put too fine a point on it\nSay I\'m the only bee in your bonnet\nMake a little birdhouse in your soul\n\t\t-- \"Birdhouse in your Soul\", They Might Be Giants\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23630,63,'\nThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,\nSeven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,\nNine for Mortal Men doomed to die,\nOne for the Dark Lord on his dark throne\nIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.\nOne Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,\nOne Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them\nIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.\n\t\t-- J.R.R. Tolkien, \"The Lord of the Rings\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23631,63,'\nThrow away documentation and manuals,\nand users will be a hundred times happier.\nThrow away privileges and quotas,\nand users will do the Right Thing.\nThrow away proprietary and site licenses,\nand there won\'t be any pirating.\n\nIf these three aren\'t enough,\njust stay at your home directory \nand let all processes take their course.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23632,63,'\nTicking away the moments that make up a dull day\nFritter and waste the hours in an offhand way\nKicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown\nWaiting for someone or something to show you the way\n\nTired of lying in the sunshine\t\tAnd then one day you find\nStaying home to watch the rain\t\tTen years have got behind you\nYou are young and life is long\t\tNo one told you when to run\nAnd there is time to kill today\t\tYou missed the starting gun\n\nAnd you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it\'s sinking\nAnd racing around to come up behind you again\nThe sun is the same in a relative way but you\'re older\nShorter of breath and one day closer to death\n\nEvery year is getting shorter\t\tHanging on in quiet desperation\n\t\t\t\t\t\tis the English way\nNever seem to find the time\t\tThe time is gone, the song is over\nPlans that either come to nought\tThought I\'d something more to say...\nOr half a page of scribbled lines\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd, \"Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23633,63,'\nTiger got to hunt,\nBird got to fly;\nMan got to sit and wonder, \"Why, why, why?\"\n\nTiger got to sleep,\nBird got to land;\nMan got to tell himself he understand.\n\t\t-- The Books of Bokonon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23634,63,'\nTim and I a hunting went\nWe found three damsels in a tent,\nAs they were three, and we were two,\nI bucked one and Timbuktu.\n\t\t-- the only known poem using the word \"Timbuktu\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23635,63,'\nTime goes, you say?\nAh no!\nTime stays, *we* go.\n\t\t-- Austin Dobson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23636,63,'\nTime washes clean\nLove\'s wounds unseen.\nThat\'s what someone told me;\nBut I don\'t know what it means.\n\t\t-- Linda Ronstadt, \"Long Long Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23637,63,'\n\'Tis the dream of each programmer,\nBefore his life is done,\nTo write three lines of APL,\nAnd make the damn things run.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23638,63,'\n\tTo A Quick Young Fox\nWhy jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp,\nDaft buxom jonquil, zephyr\'s gawky vice?\nGuy fed by work, quiz Jove\'s xanthic lamp--\nZow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice.\n\t\t-- Lazy Dog\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23639,63,'\nto be nobody but yourself in a world \nwhich is doing its best night and day\nto make you like everybody else\nmeans to fight the hardest battle\nany human being can fight and\nnever stop fighting.                   \n\t\t-- e.e. cummings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23640,63,'\nTo code the impossible code,\t\tThis is my quest --\nTo bring up a virgin machine,\t\tTo debug that code,\nTo pop out of endless recursion,\tNo matter how hopeless,\nTo grok what appears on the screen,\tNo matter the load,\n\t\t\t\t\tTo write those routines\nTo right the unrightable bug,\t\tWithout question or pause,\nTo endlessly twiddle and thrash,\tTo be willing to hack FORTRAN IV\nTo mount the unmountable magtape,\tFor a heavenly cause.\nTo stop the unstoppable crash!\t\tAnd I know if I\'ll only be true\n\t\t\t\t\tTo this glorious quest,\nAnd the queue will be better for this,\tThat my code will run CUSPy and calm,\nThat one man, scorned and\t\tWhen it\'s put to the test.\n\tdestined to lose,\nStill strove with his last allocation\nTo scrap the unscrappable kludge!\n\t\t-- To \"The Impossible Dream\", from Man of La Mancha\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23641,63,'\nTo err is human,\nTo purr feline.\n\t\t-- Robert Byrne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23642,63,'\nTo err is human, to purr feline.\nTo err is human, two curs canine.\nTo err is human, to moo bovine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23643,63,'\nTo everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under heaven:\nA time to be born, and a time to die;\nA time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted;\nA time to kill, and a time to heal;\nA time to break down, and a time to build up;\nA time to weep, and a time to laugh;\nA time to mourn, and a time to dance;\nA time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones;\nA time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;\nA time to gain, and a time to lose;\nA time to keep, and a time to throw away;\nA time to tear, and a time to sew;\nA time to keep silence, and a time to speak;\nA time to love, and a time to hate;\nA time of war, and a time of peace.\n\t\tEcclesiastes 3:1-9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23644,63,'\nTo stand and be still,\nAt the Birkenhead drill,\nIs a damned tough bullet to chew.\n\t\t-- Rudyard Kipling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23645,63,'\nTo whom the mornings are like nights,\nWhat must the midnights be!\n\t\t-- Emily Dickinson (on hacking?)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23646,63,'\nTo write a sonnet you must ruthlessly\nstrip down your words to naked, willing flesh.\nThen bind them to a metaphor or three,\nand take by force a satisfying mesh.\nArrange them to your will, each foot in place.\nYou are the master here, and they the slaves.\nNow whip them to maintain a constant pace\nand rhythm as they stand in even staves.\nA word that strikes no pleasure?  Cast it out!\nWhat use are words that drive not to the heart?\nA lazy phrase? Discard it, shrug off doubt,\nand choose more docile words to take its part.\nA well-trained sonnet lives to entertain,\nby making love directly to the brain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23647,63,'\nTobacco is a filthy weed,\nThat from the devil does proceed;\nIt drains your purse, it burns your clothes,\nAnd makes a chimney of your nose.\n\t\t-- B. Waterhouse\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23648,63,'\nToo cool to calypso,\nToo tough to tango,\nToo weird to watusi\n\t\t-- The Only Ones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23649,63,'\nTroll sat alone on his seat of stone,\nAnd munched and mumbled a bare old bone;\nFor many a year he had gnawed it near,\nFor meat was hard to come by.\n\tDone by!  Gum by!\nIn a cave in the hills he dwelt alone,\nAnd meat was hard to come by.\n\nUp came Tom with his big boots on.\nSaid he to Troll: \"Pray, what is youn?\nFor it looks like the shin o\' my nuncle Tim,\nAs should be a-lyin in graveyard.\n\tCaveyard!  Paveyard!\nThis many a year has Tim been gone,\nAnd I thought he were lyin\' in graveyard.\"\n\n\"My lad,\" said Troll, \"this bone I stole.\nBut what be bones that lie in a hole?\nThy nuncle was dead as a lump o\' lead,\nAfore I found his shinbone.\n\tTinbone!  Thinbone!\nHe can spare a share for a poor old troll\nFor he don\'t need his shinbone.\"\n\nSaid Tom: \"I don\'t see why the likes o\' thee\nWithout axin\' leave should go makin\' free\nWith the shank or the shin o\' my father\'s kin;\nSo hand the old bone over!\n\tRover!  Trover!\nThough dead he be, it belongs to he;\nSo hand the old bnone over!\"\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23650,63,'\nTry not.\nDo.\nOr do not.\nThere is no try.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23651,63,'\n\"Twas bergen and the eirie road\nDid mahwah into patterson:\t\t\"Beware the Hopatcong, my son!\nAll jersey were the ocean groves,\tThe teeth that bite, the nails\nAnd the red bank bayonne.\t\t\tthat claw!\n\t\t\t\t\tBeware the bound brook bird, and shun\nHe took his belmar blade in hand:\tThe kearney communipaw.\"\nLong time the folsom foe he sought\nTill rested he by a bayway tree\t\tAnd, as in nutley thought he stood,\nAnd stood a while in thought.\t\tThe Hopatcong with eyes of flame,\n\t\t\t\t\tCame whippany through the englewood,\nOne, two, one, two, and through\t\tAnd garfield as it came.\n\tand through\nThe belmar blade went hackensack!\t\"And hast thou slain the Hopatcong?\nHe left it dead and with it\'s head\tCome to my arms, my perth amboy!\nHe went weehawken back.\t\t\tHohokus day!  Soho!  Rahway!\"\n\t\t\t\t\tHe caldwell in his joy.\nDid mahwah into patterson:\nAll jersey were the ocean groves,\nAnd the red bank bayonne.\n\t\t-- Paul Kieffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23652,63,'\n\'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves\nDid gyre and gimble in the wabe.\t\"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!\nAll mimsy were the borogroves\t\tThe jaws that bite, the claws\nAnd the mome raths outgrabe.\t\t\tthat catch!\n\t\t\t\t\tBeware the Jubjub bird,\nHe took his vorpal sword in hand\tAnd shun the frumious Bandersnatch!\"\nLong time the manxome foe he sought.\nSo rested he by the tumtum tree\t\tAnd as in uffish thought he stood\nAnd stood awhile in thought.\t\tThe Jabberwock, with eyes aflame\n\t\t\t\t\tCame whuffling through the tulgey wood\nOne! Two! One! Two!  And through and\tAnd burbled as it came!\n\tthrough\nThe vorpal blade went snicker-snack.\t\"Hast thou slain the Jabberwock?\nHe left it dead, and took its head,\tCome to my arms, my beamish boy!\nAnd went galumphing back.\t\tOh frabjous day!  Calooh!  Callay!\"\n\t\t\t\t\tHe chortled in his joy.\n\'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves\nDid gyre and gimble in the wabe.\nAll mimsy were the borogroves\nAnd the mome raths outgrabe.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll, \"Jabberwocky\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23653,63,'\n\'Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers\nDid buy and gamble in the craze\t\t\"Beware the Jabberstock, my son!\nAll rosy were the Dow Jones stokers\tThe cost that bites, the worth\nBy market\'s wrath unphased.\t\t\tthat falls!\n\t\t\t\t\tBeware the Econ\'mist\'s word, and shun\nHe took his forecast sword in hand:\tThe spurious Street o\' Walls!\"\nLong time the Boesk\'some foe he sought -\nSake\'s liquidity, so d\'vested he,\tAnd as in bearish thought he stood\nAnd stood awhile in thought.\t\tThe Jabberstock, with clothes of tweed,\n\t\t\t\t\tCame waffling with the truth too good,\nChip Black! Chip Blue! And through\tAnd yuppied great with greed!\n\tand through\nThe forecast blade went snicker-snack!\t\"And hast thou slain the Jabberstock?\nIt bit the dirt, and with its shirt,\tCome to my firm,  V.P.ish  boy!\nHe went rebounding back.\t\tO big bucks day! Moolah! Good Play!\"\n\t\t\t\t\tHe bought him a Mercedes Toy.\n\'Twas panic, and the slithy brokers\nDid gyre and tumble in the Crash\nAll flimsy were the Dow Jones stokers\nAnd mammon\'s wrath them bash!\n\t\t-- Peter Stucki, \"Jabberstocky\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23654,63,'\nTwas FORTRAN as the doloop goes\n\tDid logzerneg the ifthen block\nAll kludgy were the function flows\n\tAnd subroutines adhoc.\n\nBeware the runtime-bug my friend\n\tsqurooneg, the false goto\nBeware the infiniteloop\n\tAnd shun the inprectoo.\n\t\t-- \"OUTCONERR,\" to the scheme of \"Jabberwocky\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23655,63,'\n\'Twas midnight on the ocean,\t\tHer children all were orphans,\nNot a streetcar was in sight,\t\tExcept one a tiny tot,\nSo I stepped into a cigar store\t\tWho had a home across the way\nTo ask them for a light.\t\tAbove a vacant lot.\n\nThe man\tbehind the counter\t\tAs I gazed through the oaken door\nWas a woman, old and gray,\t\tA whale went drifting by,\nWho used to peddle doughnuts\t\tIts six legs hanging in the air,\nOn the road to Mandalay.\t\tSo I kissed her goodbye.\n\nShe said \"Good morning, stranger\",\tThis story has a morale\nHer eyes were dry with tears,\t\tAs you can plainly see,\nAs she put her head between her feet\tDon\'t mix your gin with whiskey\nAnd stood that way for years.\t\tOn the deep and dark blue sea.\n\t\t-- Midnight On The Ocean\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23656,63,'\n\'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks\nDid gyre and gimble in their cave\nAll mimsy was the CS-VAX\nAnd Cory raths outgrabe.\n\n\"Beware the software rot, my son!\nThe faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!\nBeware the broken pipe, and shun\nThe frumious system crash!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23657,63,'\n\'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house,\n\tNot a program was working not even a browse.\nThe programmers were wrung out too mindless to care,\n\tKnowing chances of cutover hadn\'t a prayer.\nThe users were nestled all snug in their beds,\n\tWhile visions of inquiries danced in their heads.\nWhen out in the lobby there arose such a clatter,\n\tI sprang from my tube to see what was the matter.\nAnd what to my wondering eyes should appear,\n\tBut a Super Programmer, oblivious to fear.\nMore rapid than eagles, his programs they came,\n\tAnd he whistled and shouted and called them by name;\nOn Update!  On Add!  On Inquiry!  On Delete!\n\tOn Batch Jobs!  On Closing!  On Functions Complete!\nHis eyes were glazed over, his fingers were lean,\n\tFrom Weekends and nights in front of a screen.\nA wink of his eye, and a twist of his head,\n\tSoon gave me to know I had nothing to dread...\n\t\t-- \"Twas the Night before Crisis\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23658,63,'\n\'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period\n   preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And\n   throughout our place of residence,\nKinetic activity was not in evidence among the\n   possessors of this potential, including that\n   species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.\nHosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward\n   edge of the woodburning caloric apparatus,\nPursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an\n   imminent visitation from an eccentric\n   philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations\n   is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23659,63,'\nTwenty two thousand days.\nTwenty two thousand days.\nIt\'s not a lot.\nIt\'s all you\'ve got.\nTwenty two thousand days.\n\t\t-- Moody Blues, \"Twenty Two Thousand Days\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23660,63,'\n\tTwo men looked out from the prison bars,\n\tOne saw mud--\n\tThe other saw stars.\n\nNow let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window.\nWhile one of them was looking at all the mud -- the other one got hit\nin the head.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23661,63,'\nTyger, Tyger, burning bright\t\tWhere the hammer?  Where the chain?\nIn the forests of the night,\t\tIn what furnace was thy brain?\nWhat immortal hand or eye\t\tWhat the anvil?  What dread grasp\nDare frame thy fearful symmetry?\tDare its deadly terrors clasp?\n\nBurnt in distant deeps or skies\t\tWhen the stars threw down their spears\nThe cruel fire of thine eyes?\t\tAnd water\'d heaven with their tears\nOn what wings dare he aspire?\t\tDare he laugh his work to see?\nWhat the hand dare seize the fire?\tDare he who made the lamb make thee?\n\nAnd what shoulder & what art\t\tTyger, Tyger, burning bright\nCould twist the sinews of they heart?\tIn the forests of the night,\nAnd when thy heart began to beat\tWhat immortal hand or eye\nWhat dread hand & what dread feet\tDare frame thy fearful symmetry?\n\nCould fetch it from the furnace deep\nAnd in thy horrid ribs dare steep\nIn the well of sanguine woe?\nIn what clay & in what mould\nWere thy eyes of fury roll\'d?\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"The Tyger\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23662,63,'\nU:\tThere\'s a U -- a Unicorn!\n\tRun right up and rub its horn.\n\tLook at all those points you\'re losing!\n\tUMBER HULKS are so confusing.\n\t\t-- The Roguelet\'s ABC\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23663,63,'\nUnder the wide and heavy VAX\nDig my grave and let me relax\nLong have I lived, and many my hacks\nAnd I lay me down with a will.\nThese be the words that tell the way:\n\"Here he lies who piped 64K,\nBrought down the machine for nearly a day,\nAnd Rogue playing to an awful standstill.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23664,63,'\nUnder the wide and starry sky,\nDig my grave and let me lie,\nGlad did I live and gladly die,\nAnd laid me down with a will,\nAnd this be the verse that you grave for me,\nHere he lies where he longed to be,\nHome is the sailor home from the sea,\nAnd the hunter home from the hill.\n\t\t-- R. Kipling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23665,63,'\nUp against the net, redneck mother,\nMother who has raised your son so well;\nHe\'s seventeen and hackin\' on a Macintosh,\nFlaming spelling errors and raisin\' hell...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23666,63,'\nUpon the hearth the fire is red,\nBeneath the roof there is a bed;\nBut not yet weary are our feet,\nStill round the corner we may meet\nA sudden tree or standing stone\nThat none have seen but we alone.\tStill round the corner there may wait\n  Tree and flower and leaf and grass,\tA new road or a secret gate,\n  Let them pass!  Let them pass!\tAnd though we pass them by today\n  Hill and water under sky,\t\tTomorrow we may come this way\n  Pass them by!  Pass them by!\t\tAnd take the hidden paths that run\n\t\t\t\t\tTowards the Moon or to the Sun,\nHome is behind, the world ahead,\t  Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe,\nAnd there are many paths to tread\t  Let them go!  Let them go!\nThrough shadows to the edge of night,\t  Sand and stone and pool and dell,\nUntil the stars are all alight.\t\t  Fare you well!  Fare you well!\nThen world behind and home ahead,\nWe\'ll wander back to home and bed.\n  Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,\n  Away shall fade!  Away shall fade!\n  Fire and lamp, and meat and bread,\n  And then to bed!  And then to bed!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23667,63,'\nVoicless it cries,\nWingless flutters,\nToothless bites,\nMouthless mutters.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23668,63,'\nVolcanoes have a grandeur that is grim\nAnd earthquakes only terrify the dolts,\nAnd to him who\'s scientific\nThere is nothing that\'s terrific\nIn the pattern of a flight of thunderbolts!\n\t\t-- W.S. Gilbert, \"The Mikado\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23669,63,'\nWad some power the giftie gie us\nTo see oursels as others see us.\n\t\t-- R. Browning\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23670,63,'\nWake now my merry lads!  Wake and hear me calling!\nWarm now be heart and limb!  The cold stone is fallen;\nDark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken.\nNight under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!\n\t\t-- J. R. R. Tolkien\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23671,63,'\nWake up all you citizens, hear your country\'s call,\nNot to arms and violence, But peace for one and all.\nCrush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin,\nHelp bring back her dignity, restore her faith again.\n\nWork hard for a common cause, don\'t let our country fall.\nMake her proud and strong again, democracy for all.\nYes, make our country strong again, keep our flag unfurled.\nMake our country well again, respected by the world.\n\nMake her whole and beautiful, work from sun to sun.\nStand tall and labor side by side, because there\'s so much to be done.\nYes, make her whole and beautiful, united strong and free,\nWake up, all you citizens, It\'s up to you and me.\n\t\t-- Pansy Myers Schroeder\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23672,63,'\nWanna tell you all a story \'bout a man named Jed,\nA poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.\nBut then one day he was shootin\' at some food,\nWhen up through the ground come a bubblin\' crude -- oil, that is;\n\tblack gold; \'Texas tea\' ...\n\nWell the next thing ya know, old Jed\'s a millionaire.\nThe kinfolk said, \'Jed, move away from there!\'\nThey said, \'Californy is the place ya oughta be\',\nSo they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is;\n\tswimmin\' pools; movie stars.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23673,63,'\nWas there a time when dancers with their fiddles\nIn children\'s circuses could stay their troubles?\nThere was a time they could cry over books,\nBut time has set its maggot on their track.\nUnder the arc of the sky they are unsafe.\nWhat\'s never known is safest in this life.\nUnder the skysigns they who have no arms\nHave cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost\nAlone\'s unhurt, so the blind man sees best.\n\t\t-- Dylan Thomas, \"Was There A Time\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23674,63,'\nWatching girls go passing by\nIt ain\'t the latest thing\nI\'m just standing in a doorway\nI\'m just trying to make some sense\nOut of these girls passing by\t\tA smile relieves the heart that grieves\nThe tales they tell of men\t\tRemember what I said\nI\'m not waiting on a lady\t\tI\'m not waiting on a lady\nI\'m just waiting on a friend\t\tI\'m just waiting on a friend\n...\nDon\'t need a whore\nDon\'t need no booze\nDon\'t need a virgin priest\t\tOoh, making love and breaking hearts\nBut I need someone I can cry to\t\tIt is a game for youth\nI need someone to protect\t\tBut I\'m not waiting on a lady\n\t\t\t\t\tI\'m just waiting on a friend\n\t\t\t\t\tI\'m just waiting on a friend\n\t\t-- Rolling Stones, \"Waiting on a Friend\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23675,63,'\nWe don\'t need no education, we don\'t need no thought control.\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23676,63,'\nWe don\'t need no indirection\t\tWe don\'t need no compilation\nWe don\'t need no flow control\t\tWe don\'t need no load control\nNo data typing or declarations\t\tNo link edit for external bindings\nHey! did you leave the lists alone?\tHey! did you leave that source alone?\nChorus:\t\t\t\t\t(Chorus)\n\tOh No. It\'s just a pure LISP function call.\n\nWe don\'t need no side-effecting\t\tWe don\'t need no allocation\nWe don\'t need no flow control\t\tWe don\'t need no special-nodes\nNo global variables for execution\tNo dark bit-flipping for debugging\nHey! did you leave the args alone?\tHey! did you leave those bits alone?\n(Chorus)\t\t\t\t(Chorus)\n\t\t-- \"Another Glitch in the Call\", a la Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23677,63,'\nWe gotta get out of this place,\nIf it\'s the last thing we ever do.\n\t\t-- The Animals\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23678,63,'\nwe will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,\nwe will cry over things we used to laugh &\nour new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle\ncreatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &\nin the end a summer with wild winds &\nnew friends will be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23679,63,'\nWe wish you a Hare Krishna\nWe wish you a Hare Krishna\nWe wish you a Hare Krishna\nAnd a Sun Myung Moon!\n\t\t-- Maxwell Smart\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23680,63,'\nWe\'re happy little Vegemites,\n\tAs bright as bright can be.\nWe all all enjoy our Vegemite\n\tFor breakfast, lunch and tea.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23681,63,'\nWe\'re Knights of the Round Table\nWe dance whene\'er we\'re able\nWe do routines and chorus scenes\tWe\'re knights of the Round Table\nWith footwork impeccable\t\tOur shows are formidable\nWe dine well here in Camelot\t\tBut many times\nWe eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.\tWe\'re given rhymes\n\t\t\t\t\tThat are quite unsingable\nIn war we\'re tough and able,\t\tWe\'re opera mad in Camelot\nQuite indefatigable\t\t\tWe sing from the diaphragm a lot.\nBetween our quests\nWe sequin vests\nAnd impersonate Clark Gable\nIt\'s a busy life in Camelot.\nI have to push the pram a lot.\n\t\t-- Monty Python\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23682,63,'\nWe\'ve tried each spinning space mote\nAnd reckoned its true worth:\nTake us back again to the homes of men\nOn the cool, green hills of Earth.\n\nThe arching sky is calling\nSpacemen back to their trade.\nAll hands!  Standby!  Free falling!\nAnd the lights below us fade.\nOut ride the sons of Terra,\nFar drives the thundering jet,\nUp leaps the race of Earthmen,\nOut, far, and onward yet--\n\nWe pray for one last landing\nOn the globe that gave us birth;\nLet us rest our eyes on the fleecy skies\nAnd the cool, green hills of Earth.\n\t\t-- Robert A. Heinlein, 1941\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23683,63,'\nWelcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!\nWe\'re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!\nThere behind the glass there\'s a real blade of grass,\nBe careful as you pass, move along, move along.\nCome inside, the show\'s about to start,\nGuaranteed to blow your head apart.\nRest assured, you\'ll get your money\'s worth,\nGreatest show, in heaven, hell or earth!\nYou gotta see the show!  It\'s a dynamo!\nYou gotta see the show!  It\'s rock \'n\' roll!\n\t\t-- ELP, \"Karn Evil 9\" (1st Impression, Part 2)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23684,63,'\nWell I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five,\nThe headline screamed that I was still alive,\nI couldn\'t understand it, I thought I died last night.\nI dreamed I\'d been in a border town,\nIn a little cantina that the boys had found,\nI was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds.\nWhen along came a senorita,\nShe looked so good that I had to meet her,\nI was ready to approach her with my English charm,\nWhen her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm,\nAnd he said, grow some funk of your own, amigo,\nGrow some funk of your own.\nWe no like to with the gringo fight,\nBut there might be a death in Mexico tonite.\n...\nTake my advice, take the next flight,\nAnd grow some funk, grow your funk at home.\n\t\t-- Elton John, \"Grow Some Funk of Your Own\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23685,63,'\nWell, fancy giving money to the Government!\nMight as well have put it down the drain.\nFancy giving money to the Government!\nNobody will see the stuff again.\nWell, they\'ve no idea what money\'s for --\nTen to one they\'ll start another war.\nI\'ve heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor\'!\nFancy giving money to the Government!\n\t\t-- A.P. Herbert\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23686,63,'\nWell, I don\'t know where they come from but they sure do come,\nI hope they comin\' for me!\nAnd I don\'t know how they do it but they sure do it good,\nI hope they doin\' it for free!\nThey give me cat scratch fever... cat scratch fever!\nFirst time that I got it I was just ten years old,\nGot it from the kitty next door...\nI went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure,\nI think I got it some more!\nGot a bad scratch fever...\n\t\t-- Ted Nugent, \"Cat Scratch Fever\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23687,63,'\nWell, my daddy left home when I was three,\nAnd he didn\'t leave much for Ma and me,\nJust and old guitar an\'a empty bottle of booze.\nNow I don\'t blame him \'cause he ran and hid,\nBut the meanest thing that he ever did,\nWas before he left he went and named me Sue.\n...\nBut I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,\nI\'d search the honkey tonks and the bars,\nAnd kill the man that give me that awful name.\nIt was Gatlinburg in mid-July,\nI\'d just hit town and my throat was dry,\nThought I\'d stop and have myself a brew,\nAt an old saloon on a street of mud,\nSitting at a table, dealing stud,\nSat that dirty (bleep) that named me Sue.\n...\nNow, I knew that snake was my own sweet Dad,\nFrom a wornout picture that my Mother had,\nAnd I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye...\n\t\t-- Johnny Cash, \"A Boy Named Sue\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23688,63,'\nWell, my terminal\'s locked up, and I ain\'t got any Mail,\n\tAnd I can\'t recall the last time that my program didn\'t fail;\nI\'ve got stacks in my structs, I\'ve got arrays in my queues,\n\tI\'ve got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.\n\nIf you think that it\'s nice that you get what you C,\n\tThen go : illogical statement with your whole family,\n\'Cause the Supreme Court ain\'t the only place with : Bus error views.\n\tI\'ve got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.\n\nOn a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,\n\tBut with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.\nNow you might think that unlike VAXen I\'d know who I abuse,\n\tI\'ve got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.\n\t\t-- Core Dumped Blues\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23689,63,'\nWell, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,\nAnd some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,\nBut I take delight in the juice of the barley,\nAnd courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23690,63,'\nWell, we\'re big rock singers, we\'ve got golden fingers,\nAnd we\'re loved everywhere we go.\nWe sing about beauty, and we sing about truth,\nAt ten thousand dollars a show.\nWe take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills,\nBut the thrill we\'ve never known,\nIs the thrill that\'ll get\'cha, when you get your picture,\nOn the cover of the Rolling Stone.\n\nI got a freaky old lady, name of Cole King Katie,\nWho embroiders on my jeans.\nI got my poor old gray-haired daddy,\nDrivin\' my limousine.\nNow it\'s all designed, to blow our minds,\nBut our minds won\'t be really be blown;\nLike the blow that\'ll get\'cha, when you get your picture,\nOn the cover of the Rolling Stone.\n\nWe got a lot of little, teen-aged, blue-eyed groupies,\nWho\'ll do anything we say.\nWe got a genuine Indian guru, that\'s teachin\' us a better way.\nWe got all the friends that money can buy,\nSo we never have to be alone.\nAnd we keep gettin\' richer, but we can\'t get our picture,\nOn the cover of the Rolling Stone.\n\t\t-- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show\n\t\t[As a note, they eventually DID make the cover of RS. Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23691,63,'\nWhat awful irony is this?\nWe are as gods, but know it not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23692,63,'\nWhat did ya do with your burden and your cross?\nDid you carry it yourself or did you cry?\nYou and I know that a burden and a cross,\nCan only be carried on one man\'s back.\n\t\t-- Louden Wainwright III\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23693,63,'\nWhat happens to a dream deferred?\nDoes it dry up\nLike a raisin in the sun?\nOr fester like a sore --\nAnd then run?\nDoes it stink like rotten meat?\nOr crust and sugar over --\nLike a syrupy sweet?\n  \nMaybe it just sags\nLike a heavy load.\n  \nOr does it explode?\n\t\t-- Langston Hughes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23694,63,'\nWhat has roots as nobody sees,\nIs taller than trees,\nUp, up it goes,\nAnd yet never grows?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23695,63,'\nWhat pains others pleasures me,\nAt home am I in Lisp or C;\nThere i couch in ecstasy,\n\'Til debugger\'s poke i flee,\nInto kernel memory.\nIn system space, system space, there shall i fare--\nInside of a VAX on a silicon square.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23696,63,'\nWhat segment\'s this, that, laid to rest\nOn FHA0, is sleeping?\nWhat system file, lay here a while\tThis, this is \"acct.run,\"\nWhile hackers around it were weeping?\tAccounting file for everyone.\n\t\t\t\t\tDump, dump it and type it out,\n\t\t\t\t\tThe file, the highseg of login.\nWhy lies it here, on public disk\nAnd why is it now unprotected?\nA bug in incant, made it thus.\t\tMount, mount all your DECtapes now\nAnd copy the file somehow, somehow.\tThe problem has not been corrected.\n\t\t\t\t\tDump, dump it and type it out,\n\t\t\t\t\tThe file, the highseg of login.\n\t\t-- to Greensleeves\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23697,63,'\nWhat we Are is God\'s gift to us.\nWhat we Become is our gift to God.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23698,63,'\nWhat with chromodynamics and electroweak too\nOur Standardized Model should please even you,\nTho\' once you did say that of charm there was none\nIt took courage to switch as to say Earth moves not Sun.\nYet your state of the union penultimate large\nIs the last known haunt of the Fractional Charge,\nAnd as you surf in the hot tub with sourdough roll\nPlease ponder the passing of your sole Monopole.\nYour Olympics were fun, you should bring them all back\nFor transsexual tennis or Anamalon Track,\nBut Hollywood movies remain sinfully crude\nWhether seen on the telly or Remotely Viewed.\nNow fasten your sunbelts, for you\'ve done it once more,\nYou said it in Leipzig of the thing we adore,\nThat you\'ve built an incredible crystalline sphere\nWhose German attendants spread trembling and fear\nOf the death of our theory by Particle Zeta\nWhich I\'ll bet is not there say your article, later.\n\t\t-- Sheldon Glashow, Physics Today, December, 1984\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23699,63,'\nWhat\'s love but a second-hand emotion?\n\t\t-- Tina Turner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23700,63,'\nWhat, still alive at twenty-two,\nA clean upstanding chap like you?\nSure, if your throat \'tis hard to slit,\nSlit your girl\'s, and swing for it.\nLike enough, you won\'t be glad,\nWhen they come to hang you, lad:\nBut bacon\'s not the only thing\nThat\'s cured by hanging from a string.\nSo, when the spilt ink of the night\nSpreads o\'er the blotting pad of light,\nLads whose job is still to do\nShall whet their knives, and think of you.\n\t\t-- Hugh Kingsmill\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23701,63,'\nWhen a lion meets another with a louder roar,\nthe first lion thinks the last a bore.\n\t\t-- G.B. Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23702,63,'\nWhen I think about myself,\nI almost laugh myself to death,\nMy life has been one great big joke,\tSixty years in these folks\' world\nA dance that\'s walked\t\t\tThe child I works for calls me girl\nA song that\'s spoke,\t\t\tI say \"Yes ma\'am\" for working\'s sake.\nI laugh so hard I almost choke\t\tToo proud to bend\nWhen I think about myself.\t\tToo poor to break,\n\t\t\t\t\tI laugh until my stomach ache,\n\t\t\t\t\tWhen I think about myself.\nMy folks can make me split my side,\nI laughed so hard I nearly died,\nThe tales they tell, sound just like lying,\nThey grow the fruit, \nBut eat the rind,\nI laugh until I start to crying,\nWhen I think about my folks.\n\t\t-- Maya Angelou\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23703,63,'\nWhen in panic, fear and doubt,\nDrink in barrels, eat, and shout.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23704,63,'\nWhen in this world the headlines read\nOf those whose hearts are filled with greed\nWho rob and steal from those who need\nThe cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)\nUnderdog (UNDERDOG!)\nSpeed of lightning, roar of thunder\nFighting all who rob or plunder\nUnderdog (ah-ah-ah-ah)\nUnderdog\nUNDERDOG!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23705,63,'\nWhen in trouble or in doubt,\nrun in circles, scream and shout.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23706,63,'\nWhen license fees are too high,\nusers do things by hand.\nWhen the management is too intrusive,\nusers lose their spirit.\n\nHack for the user\'s benefit.\nTrust them; leave them alone.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23707,63,'\nWhen love is gone, there\'s always justice.\nAnd when justice is gone, there\'s always force.\nAnd when force is gone, there\'s always Mom.\nHi, Mom!\n\t\t-- Laurie Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23708,63,'\nWhen my fist clenches crack it open,\nBefore I use it and lose my cool.\nWhen I smile tell me some bad news,\nBefore I laugh and act like a fool.\n\nAnd if I swallow anything evil,\nPut you finger down my throat.\nAnd if I shiver please give me a blanket,\nKeep me warm let me wear your coat\n\nNo one knows what it\'s like to be the bad man,\n\tto be the sad man.\nBehind blue eyes.\nNo one knows what its like to be hated,\n\tto be fated,\nTo telling only lies.\n\t\t\t-- The Who\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23709,63,'\nWhen oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.\nThe Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points\nAnd Oxygen still had none\nThen Oxygen scored a single goal\nAnd thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1\nCalled because of rain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23710,63,'\nWhen someone makes a move\t\tWe\'ll send them all we\'ve got,\nOf which we don\'t approve,\t\tJohn Wayne and Randolph Scott,\nWho is it that always intervenes?\tRemember those exciting fighting scenes?\nU.N. and O.A.S.,\t\t\tTo the shores of Tripoli,\nThey have their place, I guess,\t\tBut not to Mississippoli,\nBut first, send the Marines!\t\tWhat do we do?  We send the Marines!\n\nFor might makes right,\t\t\tMembers of the corps\nAnd till they\'ve seen the light,\tAll hate the thought of war:\nThey\'ve got to be protected,\t\tThey\'d rather kill them off by\n\t\t\t\t\t\tpeaceful means.\nAll their rights respected,\t\tStop calling it aggression--\nTill somebody we like can be elected.\tWe hate that expression!\n\t\t\t\t\tWe only want the world to know\n\t\t\t\t\tThat we support the status quo;\n\t\t\t\t\tThey love us everywhere we go,\n\t\t\t\t\tSo when in doubt, send the Marines!\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer, \"Send The Marines\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23711,63,'\nWhen the Guru administers, the users \nare hardly aware that he exists.\nNext best is a sysop who is loved.\nNext, one who is feared.\nAnd worst, one who is despised.\n\nIf you don\'t trust the users,\nyou make them untrustworthy.\n\nThe Guru doesn\'t talk, he hacks.\nWhen his work is done,\nthe users say, \"Amazing:\nwe implemented it, all by ourselves!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23712,63,'\nWhen the leaders speak of peace\nThe common folk know\nThat war is coming\nWhen the leaders curse war\nThe mobilization order is already written out.\n\nEvery day, to earn my daily bread\nI go to the market where lies are bought\nHopefully\nI take my place among the sellers.\n\t\t-- Bertolt Brecht, \"Hollywood\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23713,63,'\nWhen users see one GUI as beautiful,\nother user interfaces become ugly.\nWhen users see some programs as winners,\nother programs become lossage.\n\nPointers and NULLs reference each other.\nHigh level and assembler depend on each other.\nDouble and float cast to each other.\nHigh-endian and low-endian define each other.\nWhile and until follow each other.\n\nTherefore the Guru \nprograms without doing anything\nand teaches without saying anything.\nWarnings arise and he lets them come;\nprocesses are swapped and he lets them go.\nHe has but doesn\'t possess,\nacts but doesn\'t expect.\nWhen his work is done, he deletes it.\nThat is why it lasts forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23714,63,'\nWhen you and I are far apart\nCan sorrow break your tender heart?\nI love you darling, yes I do;\nSleep is so sweet when I dream of you;\nAll you are is a blossoming rose.\nNight is here so I must close.\nWith care read the first word of each line.\nYou will find a question of mine.\n\t\t-- Yours hopefully, The VAX.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23715,63,'\nWhen you find yourself in danger,\nWhen you\'re threatened by a stranger,\nWhen it looks like you will take a lickin\'...\n\nThere is one thing you should learn,\nWhen there is no one else to turn to,\n\tCaaaall for Super Chicken!!    (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**)\n\tCaaaall for Super Chicken!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23716,63,'\nWhen you get what you want in your struggle for self\nAnd the world makes you king for a day,\nJust go to a mirror and look at yourself\nAnd see what that man has to say.\n\tFor it isn\'t your father or mother or wife\n\tWhose judgement upon you must pass;\n\tThe fellow whose verdict counts most in your life\n\tIs the one staring back from the glass.\nSome people may think you a straight-shootin\' chum\nAnd call you a wonderful guy,\nBut the man in the glass says you\'re only a bum\nIf you can\'t look him straight in the eye.\n\tHe\'s the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,\n\tFor he\'s with you clear up to the end,\n\tAnd you\'ve passed your most dangerous, difficult test\n\tIf the man in the glass is your friend.\nYou may fool the whole world down the pathway of life\nAnd get pats on the back as you pass,\nBut your final reward will be heartaches and tears\nIf you\'ve cheated the man in the glass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23717,63,'\nWhen you meet a master swordsman,\nshow him your sword.\nWhen you meet a man who is not a poet,\ndo not show him your poem.\n\t\t-- Rinzai, ninth century Zen master\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23718,63,'\nWhen you overesteem great hackers,\nmore users become cretins.\nWhen you develop encryption,\nmore users become crackers.\n\nThe Guru leads\nby emptying user\'s minds\nand increasing their quotas,\nby weakening their ambition\nand toughening their resolve.\nWhen users lack knowledge and desire,\nmanagement will not try to interfere.\n\nPractice not-looping,\nand everything will fall into place.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23719,63,'\nWhen you\'re a Yup\nYou\'re a Yup all the way\nFrom your first slice of Brie\nTo your last Cabernet.\n\nWhen you\'re a Yup\nYou\'re not just a dreamer\nYou\'re making things happen\nYou\'re driving a Beamer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23720,63,'\nWhen you\'re away, I\'m restless, lonely,\nWretched, bored, dejected; only\nHere\'s the rub, my darling dear\nI feel the same when you are near.\n\t\t-- Samuel Hoffenstein, \"When You\'re Away\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23721,63,'\nWhenever Richard Cory went downtown,\n\tWe people on the pavement looked at him:\nHe was a gentleman from sole to crown,\n\tClean-favored, and imperially slim.\nAnd he was always quietly arrayed,\n\tAnd he was always human when he talked;\nBut still he fluttered pulses when he said,\n\t\"Good morning,\" and he glittered when he walked.\nAnd he was rich -- yes, richer than a king --\n\tAnd admirably schooled in every grace:\nIn fine, we thought that he was everything\n\tTo make us wish that we were in his place.\nSo on we worked, and waited for the light,\n\tAnd went without the meat, and cursed the bread;\nAnd Richard Cory, one calm summer night,\n\tWent home and put a bullet through his head.\n\t\t-- E.A. Robinson, \"Richard Cory\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23722,63,'\nWHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n\tOh, dear, where can the matter be\n\tWhen it\'s converted to energy?\n\tThere is a slight loss of parity.\n\tJohnny\'s so long at the fair.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23723,63,'\nWhere\'s the man could ease a heart\nLike a satin gown?\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker, \"The Satin Dress\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23724,63,'\nWhere, oh, where, are you tonight?\nWhy did you leave me here all alone?\nI searched the world over, and I thought I\'d found true love.\nYou met another, and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone.\n\nGloom, despair and agony on me.\nDeep dark depression, excessive misery.\nIf it weren\'t for bad luck, I\'d have no luck at all.\nOh, gloom, despair and agony on me.\n\t\t-- Hee Haw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23725,63,'\nWhether weary or unweary, O man, do not rest,\nDo not cease your single-handed struggle.\nGo on, do not rest.\n\t\t-- An old Gujarati hymn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23726,63,'\nWhether you can hear it or not,\nThe Universe is laughing behind your back.\n\t\t-- National Lampoon, \"Deteriorata\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23727,63,'\nWhile Europe\'s eye is fix\'d on mighty things,\nThe fate of empires and the fall of kings;\nWhile quacks of State must each produce his plan,\nAnd even children lisp the Rights of Man;\nAmid this mighty fuss just let me mention,\nThe Rights of Woman merit some attention.\n\t\t-- Robert Burns, Address on \"The Rights of Woman\", 26/10 1792\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23728,63,'\nWhile I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,\nAs of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.\n\t\t-- Edgar Allan Poe, \"The Raven\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to hardware interrupts.]\n \nAnd now I see with eye serene\nThe very pulse of the machine.\n\t\t-- William Wordsworth, \"She Was a Phantom of Delight\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to software interrupts.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23729,63,'\nWhile walking down a crowded\nCity street the other day,\nI heard a little urchin\nTo a comrade turn and say,\n\"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,\nI\'d be happy as a clam\nIf only I was de feller dat\nMe mudder t\'inks I am.\n\n\"She t\'inks I am a wonder,\t\tMy friends, be yours a life of toil\nAn\' she knows her little lad\t\tOr undiluted joy,\nCould never mix wit\' nuttin\'\t\tYou can learn a wholesome lesson\nDat was ugly, mean or bad.\t\tFrom that small, untutored boy.\nOh, lot o\' times I sit and t\'ink\tDon\'t aim to be an earthly saint\nHow nice, \'twould be, gee whiz!\t\tWith eyes fixed on a star:\nIf a feller was de feller\t\tJust try to be the fellow that\nDat his mudder t\'inks he is.\"\t\tYour mother thinks you are.\n\t\t-- Will S. Adkin, \"If I Only Was the Fellow\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23730,63,'\nWhip it, baby.\nWhip it right.\nWhip it, baby.\nWhip it all night!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23731,63,'\nWho does not love wine, women, and song,\nRemains a fool his whole life long.\n\t\t-- Johann Heinrich Voss\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23732,63,'\nWho loves not wisely but too well\nWill look on Helen\'s face in hell,\nBut he whose love is thin and wise\nWill view John Knox in Paradise.\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23733,63,'\nWho made the world I cannot tell;\n\'Tis made, and here am I in hell.\nMy hand, though now my knuckles bleed,\nI never soiled with such a deed.\n\t\t-- A.E. Housman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23734,63,'\nWho to himself is law no law doth need,\noffends no law, and is a king indeed.\n\t\t-- George Chapman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23735,63,'\nWhy are you watching\nThe washing machine?\nI love entertainment\nSo long as it\'s clean.\n\nProfessor Doberman:\n\tWhile the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded \npessimism of \"The Hound of Heaven,\" it cannot be regarded as an unqualified \nimprovement.  Obscurity is of value only when it tends to clarify the poetic\nexperience.  As much as one is compelled to admire the poem\'s technique, one \nmust question whether its byplay of complex literary allusions does not in \nfact distract from the unity of the whole.  In the final analysis, one \nreceives the distinct impression that the poem\'s length could safely have \nbeen reduced by a factor of eight or ten without sacrificing any of its\nmeaning.  It is to be hoped that further publication of this poem can be \nsuspended pending a thorough investigation of its potential subversive \nimplications.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23736,63,'\nWith/Without - and who\'ll deny it\'s what the fighting\'s all about?\n\t\t-- Pink Floyd\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23737,63,'\nWoke up this mornin\' an\' I had myself a beer,\nYeah, Ah woke up this mornin\' an\' I had myself a beer\nThe future\'s uncertain and the end is always near.\n\t\t-- Jim Morrison, \"Roadhouse Blues\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23738,63,'\nWoke up this morning, don\'t believe what I saw.\nHundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.\nSeems I\'m not alone in being alone.\nHundred billion castaways looking for a call.\n\t\t-- The Police, \"Message in a Bottle\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23739,63,'\nYea from the table of my memory\nI\'ll wipe away all trivial fond records.\n\t\t-- Hamlet\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23740,63,'\nYes me, I got a bottle in front of me.\nAnd Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.\nJust different ways to kill the pain the same.\nBut I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me,\nThan to have to have a frontal lobotomy.\nI might be drunk but at least I\'m not insane.\n\t\t-- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23741,63,'\nYesterday upon the stair\nI met a man who wasn\'t there.\nHe wasn\'t there again today --\nI think he\'s from the CIA.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23742,63,'\n\"You are old, Father William,\" the young man said,\n\t\"All your papers these days look the same;\nThose William\'s would be better unread --\n\tDo these facts never fill you with shame?\"\n\n\"In my youth,\" Father William replied to his son,\n\t\"I wrote wonderful papers galore;\nBut the great reputation I found that I\'d won,\n\tMade it pointless to think any more.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23743,63,'\n\"You are old, father William,\" the young man said,\n\t\"And your hair has become very white;\nAnd yet you incessantly stand on your head --\n\tDo you think, at your age, it is right?\"\n\n\"In my youth,\" father William replied to his son,\n\t\"I feared it might injure the brain;\nBut, now that I\'m perfectly sure I have none,\n\tWhy, I do it again and again.\"\n\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"as I mentioned before,\n\tAnd have grown most uncommonly fat;\nYet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --\n\tPray what is the reason of that?\"\n\n\"In my youth,\" said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,\n\t\"I kept all my limbs very supple\nBy the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --\n\tAllow me to sell you a couple?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23744,63,'\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"and I\'m told by my peers\n\tThat your lectures bore people to death.\nYet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --\n\tDon\'t you think that you should save your breath?\"\n\n\"I have answered three questions and that is enough,\"\n\tSaid his father, \"Don\'t give yourself airs!\nDo you think I can listen all day to such stuff?\n\tBe off, or I\'ll kick you downstairs!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23745,63,'\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"and your jaws are too weak\n\tFor anything tougher than suet;\nYet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --\n\tPray, how did you manage to do it?\"\n\n\"In my youth,\" said his father, \"I took to the law,\n\tAnd argued each case with my wife;\nAnd the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,\n\tHas lasted the rest of my life.\"\n\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"one would hardly suppose\n\tThat your eye was as steady as ever;\nYet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --\n\tWhat made you so awfully clever?\"\n\n\"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,\"\n\tSaid his father.  \"Don\'t give yourself airs!\nDo you think I can listen all day to such stuff?\n\tBe off, or I\'ll kick you down stairs!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23746,63,'\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"and your programs don\'t run,\n\tAnd there isn\'t one language you like;\nYet of useful suggestions for help you have none --\n\tHave you thought about taking a hike?\"\n\n\"Since I never write programs,\" his father replied,\n\t\"Every language looks equally bad;\nYet the people keep paying to read all my books\n\tAnd don\'t realize that they\'ve been had.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23747,63,'\n\"You are old,\" said the youth, \"as I mentioned before,\n\tAnd make errors few people could bear;\nYou complain about everyone\'s English but yours --\n\tDo you really think this is quite fair?\"\n\n\"I make lots of mistakes,\" Father William declared,\n\t\"But my stature these days is so great\nThat no critic can hurt me -- I\'ve got them all scared,\n\tAnd to stop me it\'s now far too late.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23748,63,'\nYou can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,\nYou can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.\n\n(chorus)\tGrovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day,\n\t\tGrovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.\n\nYou can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,\nYou can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.\n(chorus)\n\nYou can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,\nYou can grovel with your Apple, even though you say you can\'t.\n(chorus)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23749,63,'\nYou go down to the pickup station,\n\tcraving warmth and beauty;\nYou settle for less than fascination --\n\ta few drinks later you\'re not so choosy.\nAnd the closing lights strip off the shadows\n\ton this strange new flesh you\'ve found --\nClutching the night to you like a fig leaf\n\tyou hurry to the blackness\n\tand the blankets to lay down an impression\n\tand your loneliness.\n\t\t-- Joni Mitchell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23750,63,'\nYou got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues,\nAnd you know it don\'t come easy ...\nI don\'t ask for much, I only want trust,\nAnd you know it don\'t come easy ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23751,63,'\nYou know my heart keeps tellin\' me,\nYou\'re not a kid at thirty-three,\nYou play around you lose your wife,\nYou play too long, you lose your life.\nSome gotta win, some gotta lose,\nGoodtime Charlie\'s got the blues.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23752,63,'\nYou may be right, I may be crazy,\nBut it just may be a lunatic you\'re looking for!\n\t\t-- Billy Joel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23753,63,'\nYou will find me drinking gin\nIn the lowest kind of inn,\nBecause I am a rigid Vegetarian.\n\t\t-- G.K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23754,63,'\nYou\'ll always be,\nWhat you always were,\nWhich has nothing to do with,\nAll to do, with her.\n\t\t-- Company\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23755,63,'\nYour wise men don\'t know how it feels\nTo be thick as a brick.\n\t\t-- Jethro Tull, \"Thick As A Brick\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23756,63,'\nYour worship is your furnaces\nwhich, like old idols, lost obscenes,\nhave molten bowels; your vision is\nmachines for making more machines.\n\t\t-- Gordon Bottomley, 1874\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23757,63,'\nYours is not to reason why,\nJust to Sail Away.\nAnd when you find you have to throw\nYour Legacy away;\nRemember life as was it is,\nAnd is as it were;\nChasing sounds across the galaxy\n\'Till silence is but a blur.\n\t\t-- QYX.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23758,64,'A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.\nHitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.\nThe player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it\nhad not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice\nfirm tuft of grass.\n\t\t-- Donald A. Metz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23759,64,'\nA [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in\nthe fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the\nrough.  Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between\nthe face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be\npenalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such\nuncontrollable physical phenomena.\n\t\t-- Donald A. Metz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23760,64,'\n\tA boy scout troop went on a hike.  Crossing over a stream, one of\nthe boys dropped his wallet into the water.  Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed\nthe wallet and tossed it to another carp.  Then that carp passed it to\nanother carp, and all over the river carp appeared and tossed the wallet back\nand forth.\n\t\"Well, boys,\" said the Scout leader, \"you\'ve just seen a rare case\nof carp-to-carp walleting.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23761,64,'\nA couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the\nbeaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.  Immediately,\none of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods\nlike the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game\nWarden.  After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with\nhis hands on his thighs, whooping and heaving to catch his breath as the\nGame Warden finally caught up to him.\n\t\"Let\'s see yer fishin\' license, boy,\" the Warden gasped.  The\nman pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing\nlicense.\n\t\"Well, son\", snarled the Game Warden, \"You must be about as dumb\nas a box of rocks!  You didn\'t have to run if you have a license!\"\n\t\"Yes, sir,\" replied his victim, \"but, well, see, my friend back\nthere, he don\'t have one!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23762,64,'\nA gambler\'s biggest thrill is winning a bet.\nHis next biggest thrill is losing a bet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23763,64,'\nA new \'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon\ndiscovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.  At about 5,000 feet,\nstill struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the\nsame speed as he was going towards the ground.  As they passed each other at\n3,000 feet, the \'chutist yells, \"HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?\"\n\tThe reply came, fading towards the end, \"NO!  DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING\nABOUT COLEMAN STOVES?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23764,64,'\nA nickel ain\'t worth a dime anymore.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23765,64,'\nA putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as\n\"you could blow it in\" may be blown in.  This rule does not apply if\nthe ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no one wants\nto make a travesty of the game.\n\t\t-- Donald A. Metz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23766,64,'\n\tA ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter\ncarrying a shotgun and a dead loon.  \"What in the world do you think you\'re\ndoing?  Don\'t you know that the loon is on the endagered species list?\"\n\tInstead of answering, the hunter showed the ranger his game bag,\nwhich contained twelve more loons.\n\t\"Why would you shoot loons?\", the ranger asked.\n\t\"Well, my family eats them and I sell the plumage.\"\n\t\"What\'s so special about a loon?  What does it taste like?\"\n\t\"Oh, somewhere between an American Bald Eagle and a Trumpeter Swan.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23767,64,'\n\t\tAccidentally Shot\n\n\tColonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near losing his life a few days ago,\nin a singular manner.  A gentleman with whom he was hunting attempted to\nbring down a dove, but instead of doing so put the load of shot through the\nColonel\'s hat.  One shot took effect in his forehead.\n\t\t-- Sacramento Daily Union, April 20, 1861\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23768,64,'\n\"Ain\'t that something what happened today.  One of us got traded to\nKansas City.\"\n\t\t-- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he\'d\n\t\t   been traded.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23769,64,'\nAll bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely\nthan others.\n\t\t-- Alan Truscott\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23770,64,'\nAlthough golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,\ntoday it\'s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23771,64,'\nAlthough written many years ago, Lady Chatterley\'s Lover has just been\nreissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the\nday-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable\ninterest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages on\npheasant-raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin,\nand other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper.\nUnfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous\nmaterial in order to discover and savour those sidelights on the\nmanagement of a midland shooting estate, and in this reviewer\'s opinion\nthe book cannot take the place of J. R. Miller\'s \"Practical Gamekeeping.\"\n\t\t-- Ed Zern, \"Field and Stream\" (Nov. 1959)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23772,64,'\nAnxious after the delay, Gruber doesn\'t waste any time getting the Koenig\n[a modified Porsche] up to speed, and almost immediately we are blowing off\nAlfas, Fiats, and Lancias full of excited Italians.  These people love fast\ncars.  But they love sport too and no passing encounter goes unchallenged.\nNothing serious, just two wheels into your lane as you\'re bearing down on\nthem at 130-plus -- to see if you\'re paying attention.\n\t\t-- Road & Track article about driving two absurdly fast\n\t\t   cars across Europe.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23773,64,'\n[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching.\n\t\t-- Tris Speaker, 1921\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23774,64,'\nBill Dickey is learning me his experience.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23775,64,'\nBrandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates,\nis my choice for team captain.  Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led\noff the bottom of the eighth with a walk.  The next hitter banged a hard\nsingle to right field.  Feeling the wind at my back, I rounded second and\nkept going, sliding safely into third base.\n\tWith runners at first and third, and home-run hitter Ralph Kiner at\nbat, our manager put in the fast Brandy Davis to run for the player at first.\nEven with Kiner hitting and a change to win the game with a home run, Brandy\ntook off for second and made it.  Now we had runners at second and third.\n\tI\'m standing at third, knowing I\'m not going anywhere, and see Brandy\nstart to take a lead.  All of a sudden, here he comes.  He makes a great slide\ninto third, and I scream, \"Brandy, where are you going?\"  He looks up, and\nshouts, \"Back to second if I can make it.\"\n\t\t-- Joe Garagiola, \"It\'s Anybody\'s Ball Game\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23776,64,'\nCheck me if I\'m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...\nthey\'re gonna lock me up and throw away the key!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23777,64,'\nCollege football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty\nplayed instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees\nplayed.  There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks,\nand simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.\n\t\t-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23778,64,'\n\tCOONDOG MEMORY\n\t(heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago)\n\nNow, this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as\nold as the average dog can, but she\'s got a pretty good memory to boot.\nFor instance, last week this old boy who lives down the road from me, and\nis forever stinkmouthing my hounds, brought some city fellow around to\ntry out ol\' Sis here.  So I turned her out south of the house and she made\ntwo or three big swings back and forth across the edge of the woods, set\nback her head, bayed a couple of times, cut straight through the woods,\ncome to a little clearing, jumped about three foot straight up in the air,\nrun to the other side, and commenced to letting out a racket like she had\nsomething treed.  We went over there with our flashlights and shone them\nup in the tree but couldn\'t catch no shine offa coon\'s eyes, and my\nneighbor sorta indicated that ol\' Sis might be a little crazy, `cause she\nstood right to the tree and kept singing up into it.  So I pulled off my\ncoat and climbed up into the branches, and sure enough, there was a coon\nskeleton wedged in between a couple of branches about twenty foot up.\nNow as I was saying, she can follow a pretty old trail, but this fellow\nwas still calling her crazy or touched `cause she had hopped up in the\nair while she was crossing the clearing, until I reminded him that the\nHawkins\' had a fence across there about five years back.  Now, this dog\nis for sale.\n\t\t-- News that stayed News: Ten Years of Coevolution Quarterly\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23779,64,'\nDallas Cowboys Official Schedule\n\n\tSept 14\t\tPasadena Junior High\n\tSept 21\t\tBoy Scout Troop 049\n\tSept 28\t\tBlind Academy\n\tSept 30\t\tWorld War I Veterans\n\tOct 5\t\tBrownie Scout Troop 041\n\tOct 12\t\tSugarcreek High Cheerleaders\n\tOct 26\t\tSt. Thomas Boys Choir\n\tNov 2\t\tTexas City Vet Clinic\n\tNov 9\t\tKorean War Amputees\n\tNov 15\t\tVA Hospital Polio Patients\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23780,64,'\nDecisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really over-\nwhelming majority of the crowd present.  Abusive and obscene language may\nnot be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging panel,\nor, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing contestants\n(unless struck by a boomerang).\n\t\t-- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Assoc.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23781,64,'\nDon\'t let go of what you\'ve got hold of, until you have hold of something else.\n\t\t-- First Rule of Wing Walking\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23782,64,'\nEasiest Color to Solve on a Rubik\'s Cube:\tBlack.\n\nSimply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of\nside of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath\n-- black.  According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.\n\t\t-- Steve Rubenstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23783,64,'\nEver feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23784,64,'\nEver feel like you\'re the head pin on life\'s bowling alley, and everyone\'s\nrolling strikes?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23785,64,'\nEvery creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.\n\t\t-- Snoopy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23786,64,'\nFailed Attempts To Break Records\n\tIn September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break\nthe world shouting record by two and a half decibels.  \"I am not surprised\nhe failed,\" his wife said afterwards.  \"He\'s really a very quiet man and\ndoesn\'t even shout at me.\"\n\tIn August of the same year Mr. Paul Anthony failed to break the\nrecord for continuous organ playing by 387 hours.\n\tHis attempt at the Golden Fish Fry Restaurant in Manchester ended\nafter 36 hours 10 minutes, when he was accused of disturbing the peace.\n\"People complained I was too noisy,\" he said.\n\tIn January 1976 Mr. Barry McQueen failed to walk backwards across\nthe Menai Bridge playing the bagpipes.  \"It was raining heavily and my\ndrone got waterlogged,\" he said.\n\tA TV cameraman thwarted Mr. Bob Specas\' attempt to topple 100,000\ndominoes at the Manhattan Center, New York on 9 June 1978.  97,500 dominoes\nhad been set up when he dropped his press badge and set them off.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23787,64,'\nFlying is the second greatest feeling you can have.  The greatest feeling?\nLanding...  Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23788,64,'\nFootball builds self-discipline.  What else would induce a spectator to\nsit out in the open in subfreezing weather?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23789,64,'\nFootball combines the two worst features of American life.\nIt is violence punctuated by committee meetings.\n\t\t-- George F. Will, \"Men At Work:  The Craft of Baseball\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23790,64,'\nFootball is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.\n\t\t-- Jimmy Breslin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23791,64,'\nFortune finishes the great quotations, #15\n\n\t\"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.\"\n\tAnd while you\'re at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas\n\tCowboy cheerleaders.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23792,64,'\nFORTUNE\'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL:\t\t#14\n\tThe Baby Ruth candy bar was not named after George Herman \"The Babe\"\nRuth, but after the oldest daughter of President Grover Cleveland.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23793,64,'\nFrom 0 to \"what seems to be the problem officer\" in 8.3 seconds.\n\t\t-- Ad for the new VW Corrado\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23794,64,'\nGeorge\'s friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.  \"Let\nme buy him from you,\" pleaded George after a demonstration.\n\t\"Okay,\" agreed Sam.  \"All he knows is that Lincoln speech anyway.\"\n\tAt his company\'s Fourth of July picnic, George brought his new pet\nand announced that the animal could recite the entire Gettysburg Address.\nNo one believed him, and they proceeded to place bets against the dog.\nGeorge quieted the crowd and said, \"Now we\'ll begin!\"  Then he looked at\nthe dog.  The dog looked back.  No sound.  \"Come on, boy, do your stuff.\"\nNothing.  A disappointed George took his dog and went home.\n\t\"Why did you embarrass me like that in front of everybody?\" George\nyelled at the dog.  \"Do you realize how much money you lost me?\"\n\t\"Don\'t be silly, George,\" replied the dog.  \"Think of the odds we\'re\ngonna get on Labor Day.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23795,64,'\nGive a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish,\nand he\'ll invite himself over for dinner.\n\t\t-- Calvin Keegan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23796,64,'\nGive me a fish and I will eat today.\n\nTeach me to fish and I will eat forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23797,64,'\nGo directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23798,64,'\nHarry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us\nall go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for\nits wild horses.  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs\nromantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any\nwild horses in person.  In person, they are like enormous hooved rats.  They\namble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: \"We\'re wild horses.\nWe\'re going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes.\nWe\'re protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon.\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Tenting Grandpa Bob\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23799,64,'\nHARVARD:\nQuarterback:\n\tSophomore Dave Strewzinski... likes to pass.  And pass he does, with\na record 86 attempts (three completions) in 87 plays....  Though Strewzinksi\nhas so far failed to score any points for the Crimson, his jackrabbit speed\nhas made him the least sacked quarterback in the Ivy league.\nWide Receiver:\n\tThe other directional signal in Harvard\'s offensive machine is senior\nPhil Yip, who is very fast.  Yip is so fast that he has set a record for being\nfast.  Expect to see Yip elude all pursuers and make it into the endzone five\nor six times, his average for a game.  Yip, nicknamed \"fumblefingers\" and \"you\nasshole\" by his teammates, hopes to carry the ball with him at least one of\nthose times.\nYALE:\nDefense:\n\tOn the defensive side, Yale boasts the stingiest line in the Ivies.\nPrimarily responsible are seniors Izzy \"Shylock\" Bloomberg and Myron\nFinklestein, the tightest ends in recent Eli history.  Also contributing to\nthe powerful defense is junior tackle Angus MacWhirter, a Scotsman who rounds\nout the offensive ethnic joke.  Look for these three to shut down the opening\ncoin toss.\n\t\t-- Harvard Lampoon 1988 Program Parody, distributed at The Game\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23800,64,'\nHorse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.\n\t\t-- W. C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23801,64,'\nHow can you think and hit at the same time?\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23802,64,'\nI always turn to the sports pages first, which record people\'s accomplishments.\nThe front page has nothing but man\'s failures.\n\t\t-- Chief Justice Earl Warren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23803,64,'\nI believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in\nthe world is fixed.\n\t\t-- Frank Deford, sports writer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23804,64,'\nI can\'t decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.\n\t\t-- Florence Henderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23805,64,'\nI do not care if half the league strikes.  Those who do will encounter\nquick retribution.  All will be suspended, and I don\'t care if it wrecks\nthe National League for five years.  This is the United States of America\nand one citizen has as much right to play as another.\n\t\t-- Ford Frick, National League President, reacting to a\n\t\t   threatened strike by some Cardinal players in 1947 if\n\t\t   Jackie Robinson took the field against St. Louis.  The\n\t\t   Cardinals backed down and played.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23806,64,'\nI guess I\'ve been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took\ntime enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to\nwin -- or even how you won.\n\t\t-- Cash McCall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23807,64,'\nI guess the Little League is even littler than we thought.\n\t\t-- D. Cavett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23808,64,'\nI just know I\'m a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.\n\t\t-- Casey Stengel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23809,64,'\nI like your game but we have to change the rules.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23810,64,'\nI never met a man I didn\'t want to fight.\n\t\t-- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23811,64,'\nI realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as\nMartina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet\ntrucks.  But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to\ngo before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports\nthat enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sports is a Drag\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23812,64,'\nI went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that\nit took seven others to beat him!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23813,64,'\nI would be batting the big feller if they wasn\'t ready with the other one,\nbut a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn\'t have knowed it already\nbecause there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even\nafter we\'ve been home a long while.\n\t\t-- Casey Stengel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23814,64,'\nI would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets\nman apart from the animals.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23815,64,'\nI\'d rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23816,64,'\nI\'m a lucky guy, and I\'m happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to\nthank everyone for making this night necessary.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23817,64,'\nI\'m glad we don\'t have to play in the shade.\n\t\t-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees\n\t\t   in the shade.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23818,64,'\nI\'ve only got 12 cards.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23819,64,'\nIf a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.\nThe law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position\nin the atmosphere without something to support it must drop.  The law of\ngravity supercedes the law of golf.\n\t\t-- Donald A. Metz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23820,64,'\nIf a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.\nIf it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the\ngame right.  If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of\ncourse, it doesn\'t have enough talent to win, and no manager can make\ngoose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?\n\t\t-- Sparky Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23821,64,'\nIf people concentrated on the really important things in life,\nthere\'d be a shortage of fishing poles.\n\t\t-- Doug Larson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23822,64,'\nIf swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the\nway they do?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23823,64,'\n\tIf you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of\neverything. When we get to October 2, we\'ll add up the wins, and then\nwe\'ll either all go into the playoffs, or we\'ll all go home and play golf.\n\tBoth those things sound pretty good to me.\n\t\t-- Sparky Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23824,64,'\nIf you don\'t know what game you\'re playing, don\'t ask what the score is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23825,64,'\nIf you sit down at a poker game and don\'t see a sucker, get up.  You\'re\nthe sucker.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23826,64,'\nIf you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.\n\t\t-- Harry Blackstone\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23827,64,'\nIf you\'re carrying a torch, put it down.  The Olympics are over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23828,64,'\nIn Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground\nwith clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call\nthis a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23829,64,'\nIn Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series\njust something that came later.\n\t\t-- Walter O\'Malley, Dodgers owner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23830,64,'\nIt gets late early out there.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23831,64,'\nIt has long been known that one horse can run faster than another --\nbut which one?  Differences are crucial.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23832,64,'\nIt\'s like deja vu all over again.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23833,64,'\nIt\'s not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.\n\t\t-- Grantland Rice\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23834,64,'\nIt\'s not whether you win or lose, it\'s how you look playing the game.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23835,64,'\nKeep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23836,64,'\nKeep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:\n\t(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc\n\t   straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this\n\t   force is technically termed \"car suck\").\n\t(2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive\n\t   than \"Watch this!\"\n\t(3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly\n\t   proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a\n\t   Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or\n\t   a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.\n\t(4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the\n\t   cute girl you\'ve been trying to impress is watching, the\n\t   Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you\n\t   in the head and knock you silly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23837,64,'\nLife is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn\'t take it.\n\t\t-- Tom Stoppard, \"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23838,64,'\nLife is a game of bridge -- and you\'ve just been finessed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23839,64,'\nLife is a game.  In order to have a game, something has to be more\nimportant than something else.  If what already is, is more important\nthan what isn\'t, the game is over.  So, life is a game in which what\nisn\'t, is more important than what is.  Let the good times roll.\n\t\t-- Werner Erhard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23840,64,'\nLife is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23841,64,'\nLook, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us\nto pay income taxes, too?\n\t\t-- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23842,64,'\nLove means nothing to a tennis player.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23843,64,'\nMankind\'s yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history,\ndating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man\npicked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and\nwhomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire.\n\nWhat inner force drove this first athlete?  Your guess is as good as\nmine.  Better, probably, because you haven\'t had four beers.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sports is a Drag\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23844,64,'\nMARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that it\'s two lives\nconnected by a thin strand.\n\nCome on, Marta, grow up.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23845,64,'\nMARTA WAS WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME with me when she said, \"You know most\nof these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its\nterritory from invasion by another group.\"\n\n\"Yeah,\" I said, trying not to laugh.  Girls are funny.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23846,64,'\n\tMax told his friend that he\'d just as soon not go hiking in the hills.\nSaid he, \"I\'m an anti-climb Max.\"\n\t[So is that punchline.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23847,64,'\nMost people\'s favorite way to end a game is by winning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23848,64,'\nMy first baseman is George \"Catfish\" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh\nPirates team, which lost 112 games.  After a terrible series against the\nNew York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors\nand let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, \"Can\nsomebody think of something to help us win a game?\"\n\t\"I\'d like to make a suggestion,\" Metkovich said.  \"On any ball hit\nto center field, let\'s just let it roll to see if it might go foul.\"\n\t\t-- Joe Garagiola, \"It\'s Anybody\'s Ball Game\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23849,64,'\nMy way of joking is to tell the truth.  That\'s the funniest joke in the world.\n\t\t-- Muhammad Ali\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23850,64,'\nNadia Comaneci, simple perfection.\n\t\t-- \'76 Olympics\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23851,64,'\nNever play pool with anyone named \"Fats\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23852,64,'\nNEWS FLASH!!\nToday the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault\nchampion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23853,64,'\nNothing increases your golf score like witnesses.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23854,64,'\nNow there\'s three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win\nor you can lose or it can rain.\n\t\t-- Casey Stengel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23855,64,'\n\"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa,\" she said. \"He says Don Carlos [the\ndog] is good for almost every kind of game.  He went duck hunting one time\nand did real well at it.  Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but,\nyou know, farm ducks.  And it got Don Carlos all mixed up.  Since the\nducks were always around the yard with nobody shooting at them he knew he\nwasn\'t supposed to kill them, but he had to do something.  So one morning\nlast spring, when the ground was still soft, he took all the ducks and\nburied them.\"  \"What do you mean, buried them?\"  \"Oh, he didn\'t hurt them.\nHe dug little holes all over the yard and picked up the ducks in his mouth\nand put them in the holes.  Then he covered them up with mud except for\ntheir heads.  He did thirteen ducks that way and was digging a hole for\nanother one when Tony found him.  We talked about it for a long time.  Papa\nsaid Don Carlos was afraid the ducks might run away, and since he didn\'t\nknow how to build a cage he put them in holes.  He\'s a smart dog.\"\n\t\t-- R. Bradford, \"Red Sky At Morning\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23856,64,'\nOn Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the\nsame moment -- halftime.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23857,64,'\nOnce there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem.  You see, during\na portion of Beethovan\'s Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin\nparts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around.  So,\nto remind himself that the basses usually required an extra cue towards the\nend of the symphony, the conductor would fasten a piece of string around the\npage of the score before the bass cue.  As the basses grew more and more\ninebriated, two of them fell asleep.  The conductor grew quite nervous (he\nwas very concerned about the pitch) because it was the bottom of the ninth;\nthe score was tied and the basses were loaded with two out.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23858,64,'\nOne thought driven home is better than three left on base.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23859,64,'\nOne way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23860,64,'\nOur [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the\nmaximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out\nin case of emergency.  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty\ngood baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there\'s no way to know\nfor sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging\nover from, say, right field, to deal with it.  She\'s been on the team for\nthree seasons now, but the males still don\'t trust her.  They know, deep in\ntheir souls, that if she had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving\nan infant\'s life, she probably would elect to save the infant\'s life, without\never considering whether there were men on base.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sports is a Drag\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23861,64,'\nP-K4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23862,64,'\nPedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984\nwhen he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.  Second\nbaseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws.  Other players were\ndiving, screaming, signaling for a fair catch.  At the same time, Guerrero,\nat third, was making a few plays that weren\'t exactly soothing to manager\nTom Lasorda\'s stomach.  Lasorda decided it was time for one of his famous\nmotivational meetings and zeroed in on Guerrero: \"How can you play third\nbase like that?  You\'ve gotta be thinking about something besides baseball.\nWhat is it?\"\n\t\"I\'m only thinking about two things,\" Guerrero said.  \"First, `I\nhope they don\'t hit the ball to me.\'\"  The players snickered, and even\nLasorda had to fight off a laugh.  \"Second, `I hope they don\'t hit the ball\nto Sax.\'\"\n\t\t-- Joe Garagiola, \"It\'s Anybody\'s Ball Game\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23863,64,'\nRepel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.\n\t\t-- Indiana University football cheer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23864,64,'\nReporter:   \"What would you do if you found a million dollars?\"\nYogi Berra: \"If the guy was poor, I would give it back.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23865,64,'\nRick:\t\"How can you close me up?  On what grounds?\"\nRenault: \"I\'m shocked!  Shocked!  To find that gambling is going on here.\"\nCroupier (handing money to Renault): \"Your winnings, sir.\"\nRenault:\"Oh.  Thank you very much.\"\n\t\t-- Casablanca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23866,64,'\nRube Walker: \"Hey, Yogi, what time is it?\"\nYogi Berra:  \"You mean now?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23867,64,'\nRuth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.  Working once a week,\nhe might have lasted a long time and become a great star.\n\t\t-- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth\'s plan to change\n\t\t   from being a pitcher to an outfielder.\n\t\t   Cerf/Navasky, \"The Experts Speak\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23868,64,'\nSailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.\n\t\t-- Heard on Noahs\' ark\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23869,64,'\nSan Francisco has always been my favorite booing city.  I don\'t mean the\npeople boo louder or longer, but there is a very special intimacy.  When\nthey boo you, you know they mean *you*.  Music, that\'s what it is to me.\nOne time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a standing boo.\n\t\t-- George Halas, professional football coach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23870,64,'\nSeveral years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a\nswank hotel in New York.  Most of the major stars of the chess world were\nthere, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages\nretired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment.  In the lobby,\nsome players got into a heated argument about who was the brightest, the\nfastest, and the best chess player in the world.  The argument got quite\nloud, as various players claimed that honor.  At that point, a security\nguard in the lobby turned to another guard and commented, \"If there\'s\nanything I just can\'t stand, it\'s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23871,64,'\nShow me a good loser in professional sports and I\'ll show you an idiot.\nShow me a good sportsman and I\'ll show you a player I\'m looking to trade.\n\t\t-- Leo Durocher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23872,64,'\nSo I\'m ugly.  So what?  I never saw anyone hit with his face.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23873,64,'\nSon, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which\nthe seal is not yet broken.  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can\nmake the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.\nBut son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.\n\t\t-- Sky Masterson\'s Father\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23874,64,'\nSupport Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23875,64,'\nTeamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23876,64,'\nTen of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to\nshoot some craps.  The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable.\n\tWhen his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his\nentire wad, shook the dice and rolled.  A smile crossed his face as a\nseven showed up, but it quickly changed to horror as third die slipped out\nof his sleeve and fell to the ground with the two others.  No one said a\nword.  Finally, Killer Lucci picked up the third die, put it in his pocket\nand handed the others to Dutsky.\n\t\"Roll \'em,\" Lucci said.  \"Your point is thirteen.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23877,64,'\nTexas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean\nof Academics because he was concerned about his players\' mental abilities.\n\"My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them\", he told the\nunbelieving dean.  At this point, one of his players happened to enter\nthe dean\'s office.  \"Let me show you what I mean\", said Sherrill, and he\ntold the player to run over to his office to see if he was in.  \"OK, Coach\",\nthe player replied, and was off.  \"See what I mean?\" Sherrill asked.\n\"Yeah\", replied the dean.  \"He could have just picked up this phone and\ncalled you from here.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23878,64,'\nThat\'s the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows\nreturning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.\n\t\t-- Bill Veeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23879,64,'\nThe duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.  Eager to show off \nthis amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next\nhunting trip.  Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell,\nthe dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned\nit to his master.\n\t\"Notice anything?\" the owner asked eagerly.\n\t\"Yes,\" said his friend, \"I see that fool dog of yours can\'t swim.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23880,64,'\nThe Fastest Defeat In Chess\n\tThe big name for us in the world of chess is Gibaud, a French chess\nmaster.  \n\tIn Paris during 1924 he was beaten after only four moves by a\nMonsieur Lazard.  Happily for posterity, the moves are recorded and so\nchess enthusiasts may reconstruct this magnificent collapse in the comfort\nof their own homes.\n\tLazard was black and Gibaud white:\n\t1: P-Q4, Kt-KB3\n\t2: Kt-Q2, P-K4\n\t3: PxP, Kt-Kt5\n\t4: P-K6, Kt-K6\n\tWhite then resigns on realizing that a fifth move would involve\neither a Q-KR5 check or the loss of his queen.\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23881,64,'\nThe fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender if he\nwanted to hear a dumb-jock joke.\n\t\"Hey, buddy,\" the bartender replied, \"you see those two guys next to\nyou?  They used to be with the Chicago Bears.  The two dudes behind you made\nthe U.S. Olympic wrestling team.  And for you information, I used to play\ncenter at Notre Dame.\"\n\t\"Forget it,\" the customer said.  \"I don\'t want to explain it five\ntimes.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23882,64,'\nThe most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the\nbiblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to\nthem were fishermen.\n\t\t-- Arthur Binstead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23883,64,'\nTHE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life. But now it was time\nto hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor.\n\n\"Sorry,\" he said with a smile.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23884,64,'\nThe one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing\nrod in his hand.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23885,64,'\n\tThe only real game in the world, I think, is baseball...\nYou\'ve got to start way down, at the bottom, when you\'re six or seven years\nold. You can\'t wait until you\'re fifteen or sixteen.  You\'ve got to let it\ngrow up with you, and if you\'re successful and you try hard enough, you\'re\nbound to come out on top, just like these boys have come to the top now.\n\t\t-- Babe Ruth, in his 1948 farewell speech at Yankee Stadium\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23886,64,'\nThe pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.  The batter\nswang and missed.  The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the\nbatter connected.  He hit a high fly right to the center fielder.  The\ncenter fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his\neyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.\n\t\t-- Dizzy Dean\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23887,64,'\nThe real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23888,64,'\nThe surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23889,64,'\nThe University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie\nPhilbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall.  Philbin is said\nto make up for no talent by cheating well.  Says Philbin of his decision\nto attend Cal, \"I\'m in it for the free ride.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23890,64,'\nThe urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable\nthat I assume it must be evil.\n\t\t-- Heywood Broun\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23891,64,'\nThe whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23892,64,'\nThere\'s a couple of million dollars worth of baseball talent on the loose,\nready for the big leagues, yet unsigned by any major league.  There are\npitchers who would win 20 games a season ... and outfielders [who] could\nhit .350, infielders who could win recognition as stars, and there\'s at\nleast one catcher who at this writing is probably superior to Bill Dickey,\nJosh Gibson.  Only one thing is keeping them out of the big leagues, the\npigmentation of their skin.  They happen to be colored.\n\t\t-- Shirley Povich, 1941\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23893,64,'\nThey also surf who only stand on waves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23894,64,'\nTo be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,\ncall it the target.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23895,64,'\nTrust everybody, but cut the cards.\n\t\t-- Finlay Peter Dunne, \"Mr. Dooley\'s Philosophy\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23896,64,'\n\tTwo brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail.  While Bill has a great\ndeal of experience, he certainly isn\'t the rigger Mort is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23897,64,'\nTwo golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them\nwhiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed\nlike hours.\n\t\"I\'ll ask if we can play through,\" Bill said as he strode toward\nthe women.  Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel\nand went back to where his companion was waiting.\n\t\"Can\'t do it,\" he explained, sheepishly.  \"One of them\'s my wife\nand the other\'s my mistress!\"\n\t\"I\'ll ask,\" said Jim.  He started off, only to turn and come back\nbefore reaching the green.\n\t\"What\'s wrong?\" Bill asked.\n\t\"Small world, isn\'t it?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23898,64,'\nWe was playin\' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh.  Josh [Gibson]\ncomes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind.  Well,\nhe hit one.  The Grays waited around and waited around, but finally the\nempire rules it ain\'t comin\' down.  So we win.  The next day, we was disputin\'\nthe Grays in Philadelphia when here come a ball outta the sky right in the\nglove of the Grays\' center fielder.  The empire made the only possible call.\n\"You\'re out, boy!\" he says to Josh.  \"Yesterday, in Pitchburgh.\"\n\t\t-- Satchel Paige\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23899,64,'\nWhen he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and\ninside he could see neon, orange, and green lights blinking, and bats\nblowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes\nscreaming.  Weird masks and actors\' clothes hung on the wall, and if he\nstepped across the sill and reached for them, he knew that he was committing\nhimself to destruction.\n\t\t-- George Plimpton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23900,64,'\nWhen I\'m gone, boxing will be nothing again.  The fans with the cigars and\nthe hats turned down\'ll be there, but no more housewives and little men in\nthe street and foreign presidents.  It\'s goin\' to be back to the fighter who\ncomes to town, smells a flower, visits a hospital, blows a horn and says\nhe\'s in shape.  Old hat.  I was the onliest boxer in history people asked\nquestions like a senator.\n\t\t-- Muhammad Ali\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23901,64,'\nWhen in doubt, lead trump.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23902,64,'\nWinning isn\'t everything, but losing isn\'t anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23903,64,'\nWinning isn\'t everything.  It\'s the only thing.\n\t\t-- Vince Lombardi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23904,64,'\nWoman:      \"Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?\"\nYogi Berra: \"No, ma\'am, its not even carbonated.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23905,65,'A father doesn\'t destroy his children.\n\t\t-- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, \"Who Mourns for Adonais?\",\n\t\t   stardate 3468.1.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23906,65,'\nA little suffering is good for the soul.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Corbomite Maneuver\", stardate 1514.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23907,65,'\nA man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and\nlicks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.\n\t\t-- Dr. Boyce, \"The Menagerie\" (\"The Cage\"), stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23908,65,'\nA princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Shore Leave\", stardate 3025.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23909,65,'\nA star captain\'s most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even\nhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Omega Glory\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23910,65,'\nA Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Menagerie\", stardate 3012.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23911,65,'\nA woman should have compassion.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Catspaw\", stardate 3018.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23912,65,'\nActual war is a very messy business.  Very, very messy business.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Taste of Armageddon\", stardate 3193.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23913,65,'\nAfter a time, you may find that \"having\" is not so pleasing a thing,\nafter all, as \"wanting.\"  It is not logical, but it is often true.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Amok Time\", stardate 3372.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23914,65,'\nAhead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23915,65,'\nAll your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Gamesters of Triskelion\", stardate 3259.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23916,65,'\nAnother Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be\nlocated on a natural invasion route.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Errand of Mercy\", stardate 3198.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23917,65,'\nAnother dream that failed.  There\'s nothing sadder.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"This side of Paradise\", stardate 3417.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23918,65,'\nAnother war ... must it always be so?  How many comrades have we lost\nin this way? ...  Obedience.  Duty.  Death, and more death ...\n\t\t-- Romulan Commander, \"Balance of Terror\", stardate 1709.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23919,65,'\n... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolish\nenough to play around with that.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Omega Glory\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23920,65,'\nBeam me up, Scotty!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23921,65,'\nBeam me up, Scotty!  It ate my phaser!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23922,65,'\nBeam me up, Scotty, there\'s no intelligent life down here!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23923,65,'\n\t\"Beauty is transitory.\"\n\t\"Beauty survives.\"\n\t\t-- Spock and Kirk, \"That Which Survives\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23924,65,'\nBehind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.\n\t\t-- Harry Mudd, \"I, Mudd\", stardate 4513.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23925,65,'\nBlast medicine anyway!  We\'ve learned to tie into every organ in the\nhuman body but one.  The brain!  The brain is what life is all about.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Menagerie\", stardate 3012.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23926,65,'\nBones: \"The man\'s DEAD, Jim!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23927,65,'\nBut Captain -- the engines can\'t take this much longer!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23928,65,'\nBut it\'s real.  And if it\'s real it can be affected ...  we may not be able\nto break it, but, I\'ll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it.\n\t\t-- deSalle, \"Catspaw\", stardate 3018.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23929,65,'\n\"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with\njealousy, greed, hate ...\"\n\n\"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --\nthe other side of the coin\"\n\t\t-- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, \"What are Little Girls Made Of?\",\n\t\t   stardate 2712.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23930,65,'\nCaptain\'s Log, star date 21:34.5...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23931,65,'\nChange is the essential process of all existence.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Let That Be Your Last Battlefield\", stardate 5730.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23932,65,'\nCompassion -- that\'s the one things no machine ever had.  Maybe it\'s\nthe one thing that keeps men ahead of them.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4731.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23933,65,'\nComputers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to\nserve under them.  Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one\nman.  And nothing can replace it or him.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4729.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23934,65,'\nConquest is easy. Control is not.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Mirror, Mirror\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23935,65,'\nDammit Jim, I\'m an actor, not a doctor.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23936,65,'\nDeath, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.\n\t\t-- Flint, \"Requiem for Methuselah\", stardate 5843.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23937,65,'\nDeath.  Destruction.  Disease.  Horror.  That\'s what war is all about.\nThat\'s what makes it a thing to be avoided.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Taste of Armageddon\", stardate 3193.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23938,65,'\nDeflector shields just came on, Captain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23939,65,'\nDo you know about being with somebody?  Wanting to be?  If I had the\nwhole universe, I\'d give it to you, Janice.  When I see you, I feel\nlike I\'m hungry all over.  Do you know how that feels?\n\t\t-- Charlie Evans, \"Charlie X\", stardate 1535.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23940,65,'\nDo you know the one -- \"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer\nher by ...\"  You could feel the wind at your back, about you ...  the\nsounds of the sea beneath you.  And even if you take away the wind and\nthe water, it\'s still the same.  The ship is yours ... you can feel her\n... and the stars are still there.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4729.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23941,65,'\n[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers\n-- the living and the dying.\n\t\t-- Dr. Boyce, \"The Menagerie\" (\"The Cage\"), stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23942,65,'\nEach kiss is as the first.\n\t\t-- Miramanee, Kirk\'s wife, \"The Paradise Syndrome\",\n\t\t   stardate 4842.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23943,65,'\nEARL GREY PROFILES\n\nNAME:\t\tJean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard\nOCCUPATION:\tStarship Big Cheese\nAGE:\t\t94\nBIRTHPLACE:\tParis, Terra Sector\nEYES:\t\tGrey\nSKIN:\t\tTanned\nHAIR:\t\tNot much\nLAST MAGAZINE READ:\n\t\tLobes \'n\' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly\nTEA:\t\tEarl Grey.  Hot.\n\nEARL GREY NEVER VARIES.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23944,65,'\nEarth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.\n\t\t-- Apollo, \"Who Mourns for Adonais?\" stardate 3468.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23945,65,'\nEither one of us, by himself, is expendable.  Both of us are not.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Devil in the Dark\", stardate 3196.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23946,65,'\nEmotions are alien to me.  I\'m a scientist.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"This Side of Paradise\", stardate 3417.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23947,65,'\nEven historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes.\n\t\t-- John Gill, \"Patterns of Force\", stardate 2534.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23948,65,'\nEvery living thing wants to survive.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4731.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23949,65,'\n\t\"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth.\"\n\t\"Or by misleading the innocent.\"\n\t\t-- Spock and McCoy, \"And The Children Shall Lead\",\n\t\t   stardate 5029.5.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23950,65,'\nExtreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Cloud Minders\", stardate 5818.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23951,65,'\nFascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Squire of Gothos\", stardate 2124.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23952,65,'\nFascinating, a totally parochial attitude.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23953,65,'\nFirst study the enemy.  Seek weakness.\n\t\t-- Romulan Commander, \"Balance of Terror\", stardate 1709.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23954,65,'\nFour thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.\n\t\t-- Klingon Soldier, \"Day of the Dove\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23955,65,'\n\t\"... freedom ... is a worship word...\"\n\t\"It is our worship word too.\"\n\t\t-- Cloud William and Kirk, \"The Omega Glory\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23956,65,'\nGenius doesn\'t work on an assembly line basis.  You can\'t simply say,\n\"Today I will be brilliant.\"\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4731.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23957,65,'\n\t\"Get back to your stations!\"\n\t\"We\'re beaming down to the planet, sir.\"\n\t\t-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, \"This Side of Paradise\",\n\t\t   stardate 3417.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23958,65,'\nHailing frequencies open, Captain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23959,65,'\nHe\'s dead, Jim.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Devil in the Dark\", stardate 3196.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23960,65,'\nHistory tends to exaggerate.\n\t\t-- Col. Green, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23961,65,'\nHumans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Lights of Zetar\", stardate 5725.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23962,65,'\nI am pleased to see that we have differences.  May we together become\ngreater than the sum of both of us.\n\t\t-- Surak of Vulcan, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23963,65,'\nI have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to\nany question.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"This Side of Paradise\", stardate 3417.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23964,65,'\nI object to intellect without discipline;  I object to power without\nconstructive purpose.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Squire of Gothos\", stardate 2124.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23965,65,'\nI realize that command does have its fascination, even under\ncircumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command\nnor am I frightened of it.  It simply exists, and I will do whatever\nlogically needs to be done.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2812.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23966,65,'\n\t\"I think they\'re going to take all this money that we spend now on war\nand death --\"\n\t\"And make them spend it on life.\"\n\t\t-- Edith Keeler and Kirk, \"The City on the Edge of Forever\",\n\t\t   stardate unknown.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23967,65,'\nI thought my people would grow tired of killing.  But you were right,\nthey see it is easier than trading.  And it has its pleasures.  I feel\nit myself.  Like the hunt, but with richer rewards.\n\t\t-- Apella, \"A Private Little War\", stardate 4211.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23968,65,'\n\"I\'m a doctor, not a mechanic.\"\n\t\t-- \"The Doomsday Machine\", when asked if he had heard of\n\t\t   the idea of a doomsday machine.\n\"I\'m a doctor, not an escalator.\"\n\t\t-- \"Friday\'s Child\", when asked to help the very pregnant\n\t\t   Ellen up a steep incline.\n\"I\'m a doctor, not a bricklayer.\"\n\t\t-- Devil in the Dark\", when asked to patch up the Horta.\n\"I\'m a doctor, not an engineer.\"\n\t\t-- \"Mirror, Mirror\", when asked by Scotty for help in\n\t\t   Engineering aboard the ISS Enterprise.\n\"I\'m a doctor, not a coalminer.\"\n\t\t-- \"The Empath\", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2.\n\"I\'m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.\"\n\t\t-- \"City on the Edge of Forever\", on Edith Keeler\'s remark\n\t\t   that Kirk talked strangely.\n\"I\'m no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.\"\n\t\t-- \"The Deadly Years\", to Spock while trying to cure the\n\t\t   aging effects of the rogue comet near Gamma Hydra 4.\n\"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?\"\n\t\t-- \"The Corbomite Maneuver\", when Kirk rushed off from a\n\t\t   physical exam to answer the alert.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23969,65,'\nI\'m a soldier, not a diplomat.  I can only tell the truth.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Errand of Mercy\", stardate 3198.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23970,65,'\nI\'m frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2822.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23971,65,'\nI\'ve already got a female to worry about.  Her name is the Enterprise.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Corbomite Maneuver\", stardate 1514.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23972,65,'\nIf a man had a child who\'d gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he\'d still\ntend to protect that child.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4731.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23973,65,'\nIf I can have honesty, it\'s easier to overlook mistakes.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Space Seed\", stardate 3141.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23974,65,'\nIf some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.\n\t\t-- Commander Kor, \"Errand of Mercy\", stardate 3201.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23975,65,'\nIf there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"This Side of Paradise\", stardate 3417.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23976,65,'\nImmortality consists largely of boredom.\n\t\t-- Zefrem Cochrane, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23977,65,'\nIn the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Wolf in the Fold\", stardate 3615.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23978,65,'\nInsufficient facts always invite danger.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Space Seed\", stardate 3141.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23979,65,'\nInsults are effective only where emotion is present.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Who Mourns for Adonais?\"  stardate 3468.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23980,65,'\nIntuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Obsession\", stardate 3620.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23981,65,'\nIs not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure is in the\nlearning of each other?\n\t\t-- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, \"For the World is\n\t\t   Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky\", stardate 5476.3.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23982,65,'\nIs truth not truth for all?\n\t\t-- Natira, \"For the World is Hollow and I have Touched\n\t\t   the Sky\", stardate 5476.4.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23983,65,'\nIt [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is\nlogical and beneficial.  We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for\npersonal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Journey to Babel\", stardate 3842.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23984,65,'\nIt is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if\nthey\'re attractive in some way.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Trouble with Tribbles\", stardate 4525.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23985,65,'\nIt is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2822.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23986,65,'\nIt is necessary to have purpose.\n\t\t-- Alice #1, \"I, Mudd\", stardate 4513.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23987,65,'\nIt is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Amok Time\", stardate 3372.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23988,65,'\nIt would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Enterprise\" Incident\", stardate 5027.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23989,65,'\nIt would be illogical to kill without reason.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Journey to Babel\", stardate 3842.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23990,65,'\nIt would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted.\n\t\t-- Yarnek of Excalbia, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23991,65,'\n\t\"It\'s hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor felt can\ndo so much harm.\"\n\t\"That\'s true.  But an idea can\'t be seen or felt.  And that\'s what kept\nthe Troglytes in the mines all these centuries.  A mistaken idea.\"\n\t\t-- Vanna and Kirk, \"The Cloud Minders\", stardate 5819.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23992,65,'\nKilling is stupid; useless!\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"A Private Little War\", stardate 4211.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23993,65,'\nKilling is wrong.\n\t\t-- Losira, \"That Which Survives\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23994,65,'\nKirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23995,65,'\nKlingon phaser attack from front!!!!!\n100');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23996,65,' Damage to life support!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23997,65,'\nKnowledge, sir, should be free to all!\n\t\t-- Harry Mudd, \"I, Mudd\", stardate 4513.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23998,65,'\nLandru! Guide us!\n\t\t-- A Beta 3-oid, \"The Return of the Archons\", stardate 3157.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (23999,65,'\nLeave bigotry in your quarters; there\'s no room for it on the bridge.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Balance of Terror\", stardate 1709.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24000,65,'\n\t\"Life and death are seldom logical.\"\n\t\"But attaining a desired goal always is.\"\n\t\t-- McCoy and Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2821.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24001,65,'\nLive long and prosper.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Amok Time\", stardate 3372.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24002,65,'\n\t\"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.\"\n\t\"You admit that?\"\n\t\"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor\"\n\t\t-- Spock and McCoy, \"A Piece of the Action\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24003,65,'\nLots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.\n\t\t-- Edith Keeler, \"The City on the Edge of Forever\",\n\t\t   stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24004,65,'\nLove sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3220.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24005,65,'\nMadness has no purpose.  Or reason.  But it may have a goal.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Alternative Factor\", stardate 3088.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24006,65,'\nMany Myths are based on truth\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Way to Eden\",  stardate 5832.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24007,65,'\nMen of peace usually are [brave].\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24008,65,'\nMen will always be men -- no matter where they are.\n\t\t-- Harry Mudd, \"Mudd\'s Women\", stardate 1329.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24009,65,'\nMilitary secrets are the most fleeting of all.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Enterprise Incident\", stardate 5027.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24010,65,'\nMind your own business, Spock.  I\'m sick of your halfbreed interference.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24011,65,'\nMost legends have their basis in facts.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"And The Children Shall Lead\", stardate 5029.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24012,65,'\nMurder is contrary to the laws of man and God.\n\t\t-- M-5 Computer, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4731.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24013,65,'\nNo more blah, blah, blah!\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Miri\", stardate 2713.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24014,65,'\nNo one can guarantee the actions of another.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Day of the Dove\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24015,65,'\nNo one may kill a man.  Not for any purpose.  It cannot be condoned.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Spock\'s Brain\", stardate 5431.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24016,65,'\n\t\"No one talks peace unless he\'s ready to back it up with war.\"\n\t\"He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.\"\n\t\t-- Colonel Green and Surak of Vulcan, \"The Savage Curtain\",\n\t\t   stardate 5906.5.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24017,65,'\nNo one wants war.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Errand of Mercy\", stardate 3201.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24018,65,'\nNo problem is insoluble.\n\t\t-- Dr. Janet Wallace, \"The Deadly Years\", stardate 3479.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24019,65,'\nNot one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24020,65,'\nOblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.\n\t\t-- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall\'s body), \"Return to Tomorrow\",\n\t\t   stardate 4770.3.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24021,65,'\nOh, that sound of male ego.  You travel halfway across the galaxy and\nit\'s still the same song.\n\t\t-- Eve McHuron, \"Mudd\'s Women\", stardate 1330.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24022,65,'\nOn my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy.  To me, it\nis quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,\ninstead of saving it.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Shore Leave\", stardate 3025.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24023,65,'\nOne does not thank logic.\n\t\t-- Sarek, \"Journey to Babel\", stardate 3842.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24024,65,'\nOne of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for\nadvice without necessarily having to take it.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Dagger of the Mind\", stardate 2715.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24025,65,'\nOnly a fool fights in a burning house.\n\t\t-- Kank the Klingon, \"Day of the Dove\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24026,65,'\nOur missions are peaceful -- not for conquest.  When we do battle, it\nis only because we have no choice.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Squire of Gothos\", stardate 2124.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24027,65,'\nOur way is peace.\n\t\t-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, \"Bread and Circuses\",\n\t\t   stardate 4040.7.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24028,65,'\nPain is a thing of the mind.  The mind can be controlled.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Operation -- Annihilate!\" stardate 3287.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24029,65,'\nPeace was the way.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The City on the Edge of Forever\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24030,65,'\nPhasers locked on target, Captain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24031,65,'\nPower is danger.\n\t\t-- The Centurion, \"Balance of Terror\", stardate 1709.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24032,65,'\nPrepare for tomorrow -- get ready.\n\t\t-- Edith Keeler, \"The City On the Edge of Forever\",\n\t\t   stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24033,65,'\nPunishment becomes ineffective after a certain point.  Men become insensitive.\n\t\t-- Eneg, \"Patterns of Force\", stardate 2534.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24034,65,'\nRespect is a rational process\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2822.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24035,65,'\nRomulan women are not like Vulcan females.  We are not dedicated to\npure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.\n\t\t-- Romulan Commander, \"The Enterprise Incident\",\n\t\t   stardate 5027.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24036,65,'\nSchshschshchsch.\n\t\t-- The Gorn, \"Arena\", stardate 3046.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24037,65,'\nShe won\' go Warp 7, Cap\'n!  The batteries are dead!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24038,65,'\nSometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Taste of Armageddon\", stardate 3193.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24039,65,'\nSometimes a man will tell his bartender things he\'ll never tell his doctor.\n\t\t-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, \"The Menagerie\" (\"The Cage\"),\n\t\t   stardate unknown.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24040,65,'\nSpace: the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.\nIts five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life\nand new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before.\n\t\t-- Captain James T. Kirk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24041,65,'\nSpock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24042,65,'\nSpock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24043,65,'\nStar Trek Lives!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24044,65,'\nSuffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.\n\t\t-- Khan Noonian Singh, \"Space Seed\", stardate 3142.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24045,65,'\nSuperior ability breeds superior ambition.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Space Seed\", stardate 3141.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24046,65,'\n\t\"That unit is a woman.\"\n\t\"A mass of conflicting impulses.\"\n\t\t-- Spock and Nomad, \"The Changeling\", stardate 3541.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24047,65,'\nThe best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.\n\t\t-- Scotty\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24048,65,'\n\t\"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile.\"\n\t\"Yes, the philosophy of \'none,\' meaning \'all.\'\"\n\t\t-- Spock and Lincoln, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24049,65,'\nThe face of war has never changed.  Surely it is more logical to heal\nthan to kill.\n\t\t-- Surak of Vulcan, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24050,65,'\nThe games have always strengthened us.  Death becomes a familiar\npattern.  We don\'t fear it as you do.\n\t\t-- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, \"Bread and Circuses\",\n\t\t   stardate 4041.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24051,65,'\n\t\"The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.\"\n\t\"And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty.\"\n\t\t-- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, \"Is There in Truth No Beauty?\",\n\t\t   stardate 5630.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24052,65,'\nThe heart is not a logical organ.\n\t\t-- Dr. Janet Wallace, \"The Deadly Years\", stardate 3479.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24053,65,'\nThe idea of male and female are universal constants.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24054,65,'\nThe joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Requiem for Methuselah\", stardate 5842.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24055,65,'\nThe man on tops walks a lonely street; the \"chain\" of command is often a noose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24056,65,'\nThe more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Shore Leave\", stardate 3025.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24057,65,'\nThe only solution is ... a balance of power.  We arm our side with exactly\nthat much more.  A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult,\ndirtiest game of them all.  But the only one that preserves both sides.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Private Little War\", stardate 4211.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24058,65,'\nThe people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred.  That\nthe love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable of\ndestroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so\ndeeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.\n\t\t-- Hodin of Gideon, \"The Mark of Gideon\", stardate 5423.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24059,65,'\n... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when then get\nto know each other.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Elaan of Troyius\", stardate 4372.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24060,65,'\n\t\"The release of emotion is what keeps us health.  Emotionally healthy.\"\n\t\"That may be, Doctor.  However, I have noted that the healthy release\nof emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you.\"\n\t\t-- McCoy and Spock, \"Plato\'s Stepchildren\", stardate 5784.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24061,65,'\nThe sight of death frightens them [Earthers].\n\t\t-- Kras the Klingon, \"Friday\'s Child\", stardate 3497.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24062,65,'\nThe sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.\n\t\t-- Miramanee, \"The Paradise Syndrome\", stardate 4842.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24063,65,'\n... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, the\nthe miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious\nfailures and the glorious victories.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Requiem for Methuselah\", stardate 5843.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24064,65,'\nThere are always alternatives.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2822.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24065,65,'\nThere are certain things men must do to remain men.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4929.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24066,65,'\nThere are some things worth dying for.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Errand of Mercy\", stardate 3201.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24067,65,'\nThere comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face\n.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves as gods.\n\t\t-- Sargon, \"Return to Tomorrow\", stardate 4768.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24068,65,'\nThere is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"A Taste of Armageddon\", stardate 3193.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24069,65,'\nThere is an old custom among my people.  When a woman saves a man\'s\nlife, he is grateful.\n\t\t-- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, \"A Private Little War\",\n\t\t   stardate 4211.8.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24070,65,'\nThere is an order of things in this universe.\n\t\t-- Apollo, \"Who Mourns for Adonais?\" stardate 3468.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24071,65,'\nThere\'s a way out of any cage.\n\t\t-- Captain Christopher Pike, \"The Menagerie\" (\"The Cage\"),\n\t\t   stardate unknown.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24072,65,'\nThere\'s another way to survive.  Mutual trust -- and help.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Day of the Dove\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24073,65,'\nThere\'s no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy.  There is\nnothing good in war.  Except its ending.\n\t\t-- Abraham Lincoln, \"The Savage Curtain\", stardate 5906.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24074,65,'\nThere\'s nothing disgusting about it [the Companion].  It\'s just another\nlife form, that\'s all.  You get used to those things.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Metamorphosis\", stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24075,65,'\n\t\"There\'s only one kind of woman ...\"\n\t\"Or man, for that matter.  You either believe in yourself or you don\'t.\"\n\t\t-- Kirk and Harry Mudd, \"Mudd\'s Women\", stardate 1330.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24076,65,'\nThis cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you\nrealize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject.\n\t\t-- Kelinda the Kelvan, \"By Any Other Name\", stardate 4658.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24077,65,'\nThose who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Day of the Dove\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24078,65,'\nTime is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The City on the Edge of Forever\", stardate 3134.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24079,65,'\nTo live is always desirable.\n\t\t-- Eleen the Capellan, \"Friday\'s Child\", stardate 3498.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24080,65,'\nToo much of anything, even love, isn\'t necessarily a good thing.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Trouble with Tribbles\", stardate 4525.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24081,65,'\nTotally illogical, there was no chance.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Galileo Seven\", stardate 2822.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24082,65,'\nUncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages.  And we can all\nbe counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.\n\t\t-- Parmen, \"Plato\'s Stepchildren\", stardate 5784.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24083,65,'\nViolence in reality is quite different from theory.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Cloud Minders\", stardate 5818.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24084,65,'\nVirtue is a relative term.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Friday\'s Child\", stardate 3499.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24085,65,'\nVulcans believe peace should not depend on force.\n\t\t-- Amanda, \"Journey to Babel\", stardate 3842.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24086,65,'\nVulcans do not approve of violence.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Journey to Babel\", stardate 3842.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24087,65,'\nVulcans never bluff.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"The Doomsday Machine\", stardate 4202.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24088,65,'\nVulcans worship peace above all.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Return to Tomorrow\", stardate 4768.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24089,65,'\nWait!  You have not been prepared!\n\t\t-- Mr. Atoz, \"Tomorrow is Yesterday\", stardate 3113.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24090,65,'\nWar is never imperative.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Balance of Terror\", stardate 1709.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24091,65,'\nWar isn\'t a good life, but it\'s life.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Private Little War\", stardate 4211.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24092,65,'\n[War] is instinctive.  But the instinct can be fought.  We\'re human\nbeings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands!  But we\ncan stop it.  We can admit that we\'re killers ... but we\'re not going\nto kill today.  That\'s all it takes!  Knowing that we\'re not going to\nkill today!\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"A Taste of Armageddon\", stardate 3193.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24093,65,'\nWarp 7 -- It\'s a law we can live with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24094,65,'\nWe do not colonize.  We conquer.  We rule.  There is no other way for us.\n\t\t-- Rojan, \"By Any Other Name\", stardate 4657.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24095,65,'\nWe fight only when there is no other choice.  We prefer the ways of\npeaceful contact.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Spectre of the Gun\", stardate 4385.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24096,65,'\nWe have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior\ndevelopment.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Gamesters of Triskelion\", stardate 3211.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24097,65,'\nWe have phasers, I vote we blast \'em!\n\t\t-- Bailey, \"The Corbomite Maneuver\", stardate 1514.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24098,65,'\n\t\"We have the right to survive!\"\n\t\"Not by killing others.\"\n\t\t-- Deela and Kirk, \"Wink of An Eye\", stardate 5710.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24099,65,'\nWe Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die.  Only the strong\nshould live.\n\t\t-- Kras, \"Friday\'s Child\", stardate 3497.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24100,65,'\nWe\'ll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24101,65,'\nWe\'re all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.\nBut when it comes to your job -- that\'s different.  And it always will\nbe different.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Ultimate Computer\", stardate 4729.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24102,65,'\nWell, Jim, I\'m not much of an actor either.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24103,65,'\n\t\"What happened to the crewman?\"\n\t\"The M-5 computer needed a new power source, the crewman merely got in\nthe way.\"\n\t\t-- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, \"The Ultimate Computer\",\n\t\t   stardate 4731.3.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24104,65,'\nWhat kind of love is that?  Not to be loved; never to have shown love.\n\t\t-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, \"Metamorphosis\",\n\t\t   stardate 3219.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24105,65,'\n\t\"What terrible way to die.\"\n\t\"There are no good ways.\"\n\t\t-- Sulu and Kirk, \"That Which Survives\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24106,65,'\nWhen a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions --\nand at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of\nwhat it was taught, thinks independently.\n\t\t-- Dr. Richard Daystrom, \"The Ultimate Computer\",\n\t\t   stardate 4731.3.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24107,65,'\nWhen dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel,\nbuilding, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left\nbehind by your ancestors.  You just sit living and reliving other lives\nleft behind in the thought records.\n\t\t-- Vina, \"The Menagerie\" (\"The Cage\"), stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24108,65,'\nWhere there\'s no emotion, there\'s no motive for violence.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Dagger of the Mind\", stardate 2715.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24109,65,'\nWitch!  Witch!  They\'ll burn ya!\n\t\t-- Hag, \"Tomorrow is Yesterday\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24110,65,'\nWithout facts, the decision cannot be made logically.  You must rely on\nyour human intuition.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Assignment: Earth\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24111,65,'\nWithout followers, evil cannot spread.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"And The Children Shall Lead\", stardate 5029.5\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24112,65,'\nWithout freedom of choice there is no creativity.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The return of the Archons\", stardate 3157.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24113,65,'\nWomen are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more\nsheer horror than the male of the species.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Wolf in the Fold\", stardate 3615.4\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24114,65,'\nWomen professionals do tend to over-compensate.\n\t\t-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, \"Where No Man Has Gone Before\",\n\t\t   stardate 1312.9.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24115,65,'\nWorlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a woman.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Conscience of the King\", stardate 2818.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24116,65,'\nYes, it is written.  Good shall always destroy evil.\n\t\t-- Sirah the Yang, \"The Omega Glory\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24117,65,'\nYou are an excellent tactician, Captain.  You let your second in\ncommand attack while you sit and watch for weakness.\n\t\t-- Khan Noonian Singh, \"Space Seed\", stardate 3141.9\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24118,65,'\nYou can\'t evaluate a man by logic alone.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"I, Mudd\", stardate 4513.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24119,65,'\nYou canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I\'ve got to have thirty minutes!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24120,65,'\nYou Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries.  But\nyou imprison those who employ it privately.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Dagger of the Mind\", stardate 2715.1\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24121,65,'\nYou go slow, be gentle.  It\'s no one-way street -- you know how you\nfeel and that\'s all.  It\'s how the girl feels too.  Don\'t press.  If\nthe girl feels anything for you at all, you\'ll know.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"Charlie X\", stardate 1535.8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24122,65,'\nYou humans have that emotional need to express gratitude.  \"You\'re\nwelcome,\" I believe, is the correct response.\n\t\t-- Spock, \"Bread and Circuses\", stardate 4041.2\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24123,65,'\nYou say you are lying.  But if everything you say is a lie, then you are\ntelling the truth.  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say\nis a lie.  You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for you lie.\n\t\t-- Norman the android, \"I, Mudd\", stardate 4513.3\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24124,65,'\nYou speak of courage.  Obviously you do not know the difference between\ncourage and foolhardiness.  Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers.\n\t\t-- Kor, the Klingon Commander, \"Errand of Mercy\",\n\t\t   stardate 3201.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24125,65,'\nYou!  What PLANET is this!\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The City on the Edge of Forever\", stardate 3134.0\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24126,65,'\nYou\'ll learn something about men and women -- the way they\'re supposed\nto be.  Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good\nto each other.  That\'s what we call love.  You\'ll like that a lot.\n\t\t-- Kirk, \"The Apple\", stardate 3715.6\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24127,65,'\nYou\'re dead, Jim.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"Amok Time\", stardate 3372.7\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24128,65,'\nYou\'re dead, Jim.\n\t\t-- McCoy, \"The Tholian Web\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24129,65,'\nYou\'re too beautiful to ignore.  Too much woman.\n\t\t-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, \"The Enemy Within\", stardate unknown\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24130,65,'\nYouth doesn\'t excuse everything.\n\t\t-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk\'s body), \"Turnabout Intruder\",\n\t\t   stardate 5928.5.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24131,66,'A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.\nHe was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought\nto have a name.  This presented a problem, as he was not sure if the name\nshould be masculine or feminine.\n\tAfter considerable thought, he settled on an naming the car either\nBelchazar or Beaumadine, but remained in a quandry about the final choice.\n\t\"Is a Nissan male or female?\" he began asking his friends.  Most of\nthem looked at him pecularly, mumbled things about urgent appointments, and\nwent on their way rather quickly.\n\tHe finally broached the question to a lady he knew who held a black\nbelt in judo.  She thought for a moment and answered \"Feminine.\"\n\tThe swiftness of her response puzzled him. \"You\'re sure of that?\" he\nasked.\n\t\"Certainly,\" she replied. \"They wouldn\'t sell very well if they were\nmasculine.\"\n\t\"Unhhh...  Well, why not?\"\n\t\"Because people want a car with a reputation for going when you want\nit to.  And, if Nissan\'s are female, it\'s like they say...  `Each Nissan, she\ngo!\'\"\n\n\t[No, we WON\'T explain it; go ask someone who practices an oriental\n\tmartial art.  (Tai Chi Chuan probably doesn\'t count.)  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24132,66,'\nAliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24133,66,'\nDer Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null --\nund das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24134,66,'\nEgo sum ens omnipotens.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24135,66,'\nForsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24136,66,'\nHodie natus est radici frater.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24137,66,'\nHoni soit la vache qui rit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24138,66,'\nKlatu barada nikto.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24139,66,'\nMieux vaut tard que jamais!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24140,66,'\nQvid me anxivs svm?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24141,66,'\nRaffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24142,66,'\nRegnant populi.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24143,66,'\nsemper en excretus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24144,66,'\nSEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24145,66,'\nsillema sillema nika su\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24146,66,'\nSuaviter in modo, fortiter in re.\nSe non e vero, e ben trovato.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24147,66,'\nSum quod eris.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24148,66,'\nTout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n\'ecoute, il faut\ntoujours recommencer.\n\t\t-- A. Gide\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24149,66,'\nVerba volant, scripta manent!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24150,67,'(10) Not everybody looks good naked.\n (9) Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.\n (8) Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee.\n (7) Fringe!  Fringe!  Fringe!\n (6) If you\'ve got 72 hours to kill, you can probably find room for Sha Na Na.\n (5) Never attend an event with a 50,000 to 1 person to Port-A-San ratio.\n (4) Bellbottoms will never go out of style.\n (3) A drum solo cannot be too long.\n (2) I, David Letterman, will never rent out my farm again.\n (1) We are stardust.  We are golden.  We are going to look really stupid to\n\tfuture generations.\n\t\t-- David Letterman, Top Ten Lessons of Woodstock\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24151,67,'\nA bar patron returned from the men\'s room grumbling to himself.\n\t\"What\'s the trouble, buddy?\" the bartender inquired.\n\t\"You got John Wayne toilet paper in there!\"\n\t\"What do you mean?\" the barkeeper asked.\n\t\"It\'s rough, it\'s tough, and it doesn\'t take shit from nobody.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24152,67,'\nA bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.  The bear looks\nover at the rabbit and asks, \"Say, does shit ever stick to your fur?\"\n\t\"No.\"\nSo the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24153,67,'\nA grade school teacher, who was doing a unit on World War II heard that\nthe father of one of her students had been a fighter pilot during the war\nwith one of the Scandinavian Air Forces.  She invited him to come in and\nspeak to the class.  The guy was more than happy to talk, and began with\na story about a morning patrol where he had been nearly shot down.\n\t\"We had been up for about 20 minutes flying over enemy held\nterritory, when we noticed, just in time, 3 fokkers diving on us from above.\"\nAt the first mention of `fokkers\' the class giggled a little bit.\n\t\"Our group broke formation, and began the dog-fighting.  As we\nfought, we noticed 2 more fokkers coming at us from above and 2 more\nfokkers, fresh from the landing field, come to join the battle\".\nAt this second and third mention of `fokkers\' the class was almost laughing\nopenly, and the teacher interrupted the story to ask the pilot to explain\nto the class that a \'fokker\' was a particular type of plane flown by the\nGerman Air Force.\n\tHe replied, \"Ya, dat is true, but these fokkers were Messerschmidts\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24154,67,'\n\tA man came home from work and as he entered the house he yelled,\n\"Hi, honey, I\'m home.\"\n\tThere was no response.  He walked through the house and saw a note\non the refrigerator. It read \"I\'m out with the girls and I\'ll be home about\n8.  Either fix yourself something to eat, or wait for me and we\'ll eat when\nI get home.\"\n\tWell, he decided to wait until his wife returned.  However, his\nstomach started to growl and he remembered that he had an apple left over\nfrom his lunch.  He got the apple, polished it a little, and heard the\ndoorbell ring.  He went to the door and there stood a little blond haired\ngirl holding out a little paper bag.  \"Trick or treat\", she said.\n\tHe looked at the girl, looked at the apple, thought how hungry he\nwas, looked at the girl again, and with a slight sigh dropped his apple in\nthe bag.  The little girl looked down in the bag, looked up again, and\ncomplained, \"You stupid son-of-a-bitch.  You broke my cookies!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24155,67,'\nA nuclear family is out golfing one day, when it becomes clear that Dad isn\'t\ngoing to win any trophies, at least on this course.  On the 3rd hole, after\ntwo miserable bogies, he misses a two foot putt and exclaims, \"Shit!\"\n\tHis wife glances over at their sixteen year old daughter and says\nnothing.\n\tOn the fourth hole Dad tees off with an incredible hook, and, after\nthe inevitable exclamation, his wife reproves him with \"Honey!\"\n\tThis continues on, with his golfing getting worse and his wife getting\nmore and more upset about his language.  Finally, on the 17th hole, he again\nmisses a very easy putt.  Flinging his club down, he curses the hole, the\nclub, and the sunset, using the word \"fuck\" for the first time.  His wife\nwhirls around and cries, \"Honey!  Our daughter is standing right next to you!\"\n\tFeeling remorseful, but somewhat defensive, he turns to the\ndaughter and says, \"Well, Cindy, you\'ve heard that word before, haven\'t\nyou?\"\n\t\"Yes,\" the daughter replies, \"but never in anger.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24156,67,'\nA retired schoolteacher finally decided that she was tired of living alone\nand wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought she decided\nto visit the local pet shop.  The owner suggested a parrot, with which she\ncould conduct a civilized conversation.  This seemed to be an excellent\nidea, so she bought a handsome parrot, sat him on a perch in her living room,\nand said, \"Say \'Pretty boy.\'\"  Silence from the bird.  \"Come on now, say\n\'Pretty boy ... pretty boy.\'\"\n\tAt long last, disgustedly, the bird said, \"Oh, shit.\"\n\tShocked, the schoolteacher said, \"Just for that, you get five minutes\nin the refrigerator.\"  Five minutes later she put the shivering bird back on\nits perch and said, \"Now let\'s hear it: \'Pretty boy ... pretty boy.\'\"\n\t\"Damn it, wouldja lay off, lady?\" said the parrot.\n\tOutraged, the woman grabbed the bird, said, \"That\'s it!  Ten minutes\nin the freezer,\" and slammed the door on him.\n\tHopping about to keep warm, what does the parrot come across but a\nbig frozen turkey waiting for Thanksgiving.  Startled, he squawks, \"My God,\nyou must have told the bitch to go fuck herself!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24157,67,'\nA vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature\nreplaces it with.\n\t\t-- Tennessee Williams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24158,67,'\nA young New York housewife was shocked by some of the language used by her\ndaughter.  When asked about it, the daughter said she had learned it from\na small girl she played with in the park.  The next day, the mother sought\nout the little girl as she played in the park.  \"Are you the little girl\nwho uses bad words?\"\n\t\"Who told you?\"\n\t\"A little bird,\" answered the mother.\n\t\"Well, I like that!\" exclaimed the small girl.  \"And I\'ve been\nfeeding the little bastards, too!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24159,67,'\nAfter making a daring escape from the penitentiary, the convict eluded\nbloodhounds and police roadblocks and dodged helicopter searchlights on\nhis way to see his wife.  Finally sneaking in the back entrance, he knocked\non the door and smiled triumphantly as she opened it.  \"Where the hell have\nyou been?\" she blared.  \"You busted out more than six hours ago!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24160,67,'\nAs near as I can tell, you\'re not any crazier than the average asshole\non the street.\n\t\t-- R.P. McMurphy, \"One Flew Over the Cuckoo\'s Nest\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24161,67,'\nAs they say about Dungeons and Dragons, \"Life\'s a die, and then you bitch.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24162,67,'\nAsk your boss to reconsider --\n\nIt\'s so difficult to take \"Go to hell\" for an answer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24163,67,'\n\tAt his sentencing, Herbie Sperling proved that he was the all-time\nstand-up guy.\n\tSperling\'s lawyer made a lengthy, impassioned plea for his client.\nHe talked of mercy, justice, humanity to fellow men who have chosen the wrong\npath.  Yes, the crimes were serious, yes, Mr. Sperling deserves a prison\nsentence, but the maximum sentence was not warranted.\n\tThen the judge turned to Sperling.  \"Mr. Sperling, is there anything\nyou wish to say?\"\n\t\"Yes, Your Honor.  If you think I\'m going to beg for mercy, you\'ve\ngot another think coming.  You\'re all a bunch of fucking fascist cocksuckers,\nyou can all go to hell, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...\"\n\t\t-- Gregory Wallace, \"Papa\'s Game\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24164,67,'\nBeen through hell?\n\nWhat did you bring back for me?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24165,67,'\nBetter a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on a Honda.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24166,67,'\nBlow it out your ass!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24167,67,'\nCall things by their right names...  Glass of brandy and water!  That is the\ncurrent but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of fire and distilled\ndamnation.\n\t\t-- Robert Hall, in Olinthus Gregory\'s, \"Brief Memoir of the\n\t\t   Life of Hall\"\n\n\t[Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when\n\t referring to logical names.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24168,67,'\nChurchill was known to drain a glass or two and, after one\nparticularly convivial evening, he chanced to encounter Miss Bessie Braddock,\na Socialist member of the House of Commons, who, upon seeing his condition,\nsaid, \"Winston, you\'re drunk.\"  Mustering all his dignity, Churchill drew\nhimself up to his full height, cocked an eyebrow and rejoined, \"Shove it up\nyour ass, you ugly cunt.\"\n\tWhen the noted playwright George Bernard Shaw sent him two tickets to\nthe opening night of his new play with a note that read: \"Bring a friend, if\nyou have one,\" Churchill, not to be outdone, promptly wired back: \"You and\nyour play can go fuck yourselves.\"\n\tAt an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table\nto remark, \"If you were my husband, Winston, I\'d poison your coffee.\"  \"And\nif you were my wife, I\'d beat the shit out of you,\" came Churchill\'s\nunhesitating retort.\n\t\t-- \"The Churchill Wit\", National Lampoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24169,67,'\nConfucius say too damn much!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24170,67,'\n\"Daddy?\"\n\n\"Yes son.\"\n\n\"Wha-wha-wha-what does regret mean?\"\n\n\"Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it\'s better to regret\nsomething you have done, than to regret something you haven\'t done.  And\nby the way, if you see your Mom this weekend, would be you sure and tell\nher, `SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!\'\"\n\t\t-- Butthole Surfers, \"Sweat Loaf\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24171,67,'\n\"Dammit, man, that\'s unprofessional!  A good bartender laughs anyway!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24172,67,'\nDamn braces.\n\t\t-- William Blake, \"Proverbs of Hell\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24173,67,'\nDAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24174,67,'\nDamn, I need a Coke!\n\t\t-- Dr. William DeVries\n\t\t[after implanting the first artificial human heart]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24175,67,'\n\"Don\'t come back until you have him\", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly,\nsincerely, extremely dangerously.\n\nThey used dogs.  They used probes.  They used cardio plate crossoffs.\nThey used teepers.  They used bribery.  They used stick tites.  They used\nintimidation.  They used torment.  They used torture.  They used finks.\nThey used cops.  They used search and seizure.  They used fallaron.  They\nused betterment incentives.  They used finger prints.  They used the\nbertillion system.  They used cunning.  They used guile.  They used treachery.\nThey used Raoul-Mitgong but he wasn\'t much help.  They used applied physics.\nThey used techniques of criminology.  And what the hell, they caught him.\n\t\t-- Harlan Ellison, \"Repent, Harlequin, said the Tick-Tock Man\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24176,67,'\nDon\'t just eat a hamburger; eat the HELL out of it.\n\t\t-- J.R. \"Bob\" Dobbs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24177,67,'\nDROP THE DAMN BEAR!!!\n\t\t-- The Adventurer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24178,67,'\nDuring the darkest days of World War II, when each night brought waves of\nLuftwaffe bombers raining death and destruction on a near-defenseless London,\nPrime Minister Churchill went on the air to address the British people.  \"I\nread this morning\'s paper that Herr Hitler plans to wring England\'s neck like\nthat of a chicken,\" he began, \"and I was reminded of what the Irish poacher\nsaid as he stood on the gallows.  It seems the poor fellow was approached by a\nwell-meaning if somewhat overzealous priest who, in horrific detail, described\nthe unfading torments of Hades which awaited him if he did not repent of his\nmisdeeds. The condemned man listened patiently to all that the priest had to\nsay, and when he was done, grinned broadly and replied, \'Eat it raw, fuzz\nnuts.\'\"\n\t\t-- \"The Churchill Wit\", National Lampoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24179,67,'\nEarly to bed and early to rise makes a man a helluva big nuisance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24180,67,'\nEat shit and die a virgin!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24181,67,'\nEgotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\nof being a damned fool.\n\t\t-- Bellamy Brooks\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24182,67,'\nEvery morning, the crowd on Coney Island beach was startled to see \na jogger with the build of a pro football player but a head the size of a \nbaseball.  Finally, some brave young man got up the nerve to stop him and\nask, \"What happened to give you such a small head?\"\n\tThe jogger sadly told the story of finding a magic lamp on the beach, \nwhich produced a beautiful genie when rubbed.  The genie said, \"I now give\nyou one wish.  Do you want a quick fuck or a little head?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24183,67,'\nFie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful,\nlicentious, dirty bum!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24184,67,'\nFig Newton.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24185,67,'\nFolks, what can I tell you about my next guest.  This cat allowed himself\nto be adored, but not loved. And his success in show business was matched\nby failure in his personal relationship bag, now that\'s where he really\nbombed.  And he came to believe that work, show business, love, his whole\nlife, even himself and all that jazz was bullshit.  He became numero uno\ngameplayer.  Uh, to the point where he didn\'t know where the games ended\nand the reality began.  Like to this cat, the only reality... is death, man.\nLadies and gentlemen, let me lay on you, a so-so entertainer, not much of\na humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody\'s friend.  In his final\nappearance on the great stage of life, uh, you can applaud if you want to,\nMr. Joe Gideon!!\n\t\t-- All That Jazz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24186,67,'\nFuck art; let\'s dance!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24187,67,'\nFuck off and die!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24188,67,'\nFuck you and anybody who looks like you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24189,67,'\nFuck\'em if they can\'t take a joke!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24190,67,'\nGET OFF THE FUCKING SYSTEM THIS INSTANT, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24191,67,'\nGet your bytes from our backend!\n\t\t-- Britton Lee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24192,67,'\nGetting an education at the University of California is like having\n$50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24193,67,'\nGive me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24194,67,'\nGrain grows best in shit.\n\t\t-- Ursula K. LeGuin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24195,67,'\nGravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24196,67,'\nGravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24197,67,'\nHardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is to\nmathematics, in that it involves selective breeding.  The principal difference\nbetween the husbandryman and the historian is that the former breeds sheep\nor cows or such, and the latter breeds (assumed) facts.  The husbandryman uses\nhis skills to enrich the future; the historian uses his to enrich the past.\nBoth are usually up to their ankles in bullshit.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24198,67,'\nHave you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?\n\nWell, I haven\'t.  I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me,\nshe becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance; and\nwhenever I become friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.\nSo here I am, Pickering, a confirmed old bachelor and very likely to\nremain so.\n\t\t-- Henry Higgins, \"My Fair Lady\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24199,67,'\nHave you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?  Besides drugs, I\nmean.  The answer is hot tubs.  A hot tub is a redwood container filled with\nwater that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom\nis necessarily your spouse.  After a few hours in their hot tubs,\nCalifornians don\'t give a damn about earthquakes or mass murderers.  They\ndon\'t give a damn about anything , which is why they are able to produce\n\"Laverne and Shirley\" week after week.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24200,67,'\nHe who hesitates is a damned fool.\n\t\t-- Mae West\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24201,67,'\nHe who trains his tongue to quote the learned  sages, will be known far\nand wide as a smart ass.\n\t\t-- Howard Kandel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24202,67,'\n\"He\'s not pining, he\'s passed on!  This parrot won\'t squawk!  He\'s\nceased to be!  He\'s expired, and gone to meet his maker!  It\'s a\nstiff!  No breath of life, he may rest in peace!  If you hadn\'t nailed\nhim to the perch, he\'d be pushing up the daisies!  He\'s off the twig!\nHe\'s kicked the bucket!  He\'s curled up his tooties!  He\'s shuffled off\nthis mortal world!  He\'s run down the curtain, and joined the bleed\'n\nChoir Invincible!  HE\'S FUCKING SNUFFED IT!  Vis-a-vi his metabolic\nprocesses is head is lost.  All statements concerning this parrot is no\nlonger a going concern, after from now on, Inoperative...\n\n\t\tTHIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24203,67,'\nHell\'s broken loose.\n\t\t-- Robert Greene\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24204,67,'\nHell, if you don\'t try to remake someone, how are they supposed to know\nyou care?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24205,67,'\nHere is the problem: for many years, the Supreme Court wrestled with the issue\nof pornography, until finally Associate Justice John Paul Stevens came up with\nthe famous quotation about how he couldn\'t define pornography, but he knew it\nwhen he saw it.  So for a while, the court\'s policy was to have all the\nsuspected pornography trucked to Justice Stevens\' house, where he would look it\nover.  \"Nope, this isn\'t it,\" he\'d say.  \"Bring some more.\"  This went on until\none morning when his housekeeper found him trapped in the recreation room under\nan enormous mound of rubberized implements, and the court had to issue a ruling\nstating that it didn\'t know what the hell pornography was except that it was\nillegal and everybody should stop badgering the court about it because the\ncourt was going to take a nap. \n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Pornography\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24206,67,'\nHorsecrap, little brother.  There\'s always something more to be done.\nAnother palm to be greased.  Another back to be scratched.  Another\nweak sister to be shored up.\n\t\t-- J.R. Ewing\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24207,67,'\nHoward Cosell\'s biggest protrusion is his asshole.\n\t\t-- John Valby\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24208,67,'\nI am fairly unrepentant about her poetry.  I really think that three quarters\nof it is gibberish.  However, I must crush down these thoughts otherwise the\ndove of peace will shit on me.\n\t\t-- Noel Coward on Edith Sitwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24209,67,'\nI came; I saw; I fucked up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24210,67,'\nI can\'t quite put my finger on it, but something about you pisses me off.\n\t\t-- Peter Knight\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24211,67,'\n\tI disapprove of the F-word, not because it\'s dirty, but because we\nuse it as a substitute for thoughtful insults, and it frequently leads to\nviolence.  What we ought to do, when we anger each other, say, in traffic,\nis exchange phone numbers, so that later on, when we\'ve had time to think\nof witty and learned insults or look them up in the library, we could call\neach other up:\n     You: Hello?  Bob?\n     Bob: Yes?\n     You: This is Ed.  Remember?  The person whose parking space you\n          took last Thursday?  Outside of Sears?\n     Bob: Oh yes!  Sure!  How are you, Ed?\n     You: Fine, thanks.  Listen, Bob, the reason I\'m calling is:\n\t  \"Madam, you may be drunk, but I am ugly, and ...\"  No, wait.\n\t  I mean:  \"you may be ugly, but I am Winston Churchill\n\t  and ...\"  No, wait.  (Sound of reference book thudding onto\n\t  the floor.)  S-word.  Excuse me.  Look, Bob, I\'m going to\n\t  have to get back to you.\n     Bob: Fine.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"$#$');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24212,67,'#^');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24213,67,'!^');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24214,67,'&@');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24215,67,'@!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24216,67,'\nI don\'t know why women get so upset, they have half the money and all the pussy.\n\t\t-- Gary Bussy, \"DC Cab\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24217,67,'\nI don\'t love you, asshole, I love your daughter.\n\t\t-- The Undergraduate\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24218,67,'\n\"I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler\nMoore show I heard the word \'damn\'!\"\n\t\t-- Mary Lou Bax\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24219,67,'\nI love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24220,67,'\nI played over the music of that scoundrel Brahms.  What a giftless\nbastard!  It annoys me that this self-inflated mediocrity is hailed\nas a genius.  Why, in comparison with him, Riff is a genius.\n\t\t-- Tchaikovsky, October 9, 1886, diary entry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24221,67,'\nI think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown ...\nHEY!  PAY ATTENTION WHEN I\'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!  I said I think we can\nall agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown today. When we take\nthe time to be courteous to each other, we find that we are happier and less\nlikely to engage in nuclear war.  This point was driven home by the recent\nsummit talks, where Nancy Reagan and Raisa Gorbachev, each of whose husband\nthinks the other\'s husband is vermin, were able to sit down at a high-level\ntea and engage in courteous conversation ...\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Stuff of Etiquette\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24222,67,'\nI wouldn\'t mind dying --\n\nit\'s that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.\n\t\t-- R. Geis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24223,67,'\nI\'d rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24224,67,'\nI\'m sorry I\'m late folks, I just got out of jail.  I tried to change my\ngirlfriend\'s name.  Yeah, I went down to the hall of records.  I said, \"I\'d\nlike to change it... I\'d like to change it to... LYING LITTLE BITCH!\"\n\t\t-- Sam Kinison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24225,67,'\nI\'ve been watching you closely to see if you have been good this year;\nand since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me\nto leave under your tree on Christmas.  I was going to bring you all the\ngifts from the twelve days of Christmas, but we had a little problem up here.\nThe twelve fiddlers fiddling have all come down with V.D. from fiddling with\nthe ten ladies dancing, the eleven lords-a-leaping have knocked up the eight\nmaids-a-milking, and the nine pipers piping have been arrested for doing\nweird things to the seven swans-a-swimming and the six geese-a-laying.  The\nfour calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and the partridge\nin the pear tree have me up to my ass in birdshit.  On top of all this, Mrs.\nClaus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves\nhave joined gay liberation, and those dumb ass Polacks have scheduled\nChristmas for the fifth of February.  I\'ll do what I can.\n\t\tSincerely,\n\t\tSanta\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24226,67,'\nIf at first you don\'t succeed, try, try again.  Then quit.  No use being a\ndamn fool about it.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n\n[Also attributed to Roy Mengot.  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24227,67,'\nIf it\'s not one thing, it\'s a mother.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24228,67,'\nIf life\'s a piece of shit, Calculus III is the spoon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24229,67,'\nIf today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24230,67,'\nIf you don\'t ride a camel to work, you ain\'t Sheeite.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24231,67,'\n\tIf you work for a man, in heaven\'s name, work for him.\n\tIf he pays you wages which supply you bread and butter, work for him;\nspeak well of him; stand by him, and by the institution he represents.\n\tIf put to a pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.\n\tIf you must vilify, condemn and eternally find disparage -- resign your\nposition, and when you are outside, damn to your heart\'s content... but, as\nlong as you are part of the institution do not condemn it.\n\tIf you do that, you are loosening the tendrils that are holding you to\nthe institution, and at the first high wind that comes along, you will\nbe uprooted and blown away, and probably will never know the reason why.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24232,67,'\nIf you\'re going to break up with your old lady and you live in a small\ntown, make sure you don\'t break up at three in the morning.  Because you\'re\nscrewed -- there\'s nothing to do ... So make it about nine in the morning,\n... bullshit around, worry her a little, then come back at seven in the\nnight.\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24233,67,'\nIn the beginning was the DEMO Project.  And the Project was without form.\nAnd darkness was upon the staff members thereof.  So they spake unto\ntheir Division Head, saying, \"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks.\"\n\nAnd the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying,\n\"It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof.\"\nNow, the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying,\n\"It is a container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none\nmay abide before it.\"  And it came to pass that the Directorate Head\nspake unto the Assistant Technical Director, saying, \"It is a vessel\nof fertilizer and none may abide by its strength.\"\n\nAnd the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the Technical\nDirector, saying, \"It containeth that which aids growth and it is\nvery strong.\"  And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto the\nCaptain, saying, \"The powerful new Project will help promote the\ngrowth of the Laboratories.\"\n\nAnd the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24234,67,'\nInspite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of\nonly two basic substances: magic and bullshit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24235,67,'\nIt is a sad commentary on today\'s society that this fortune has to be\nclassified as \"offensive\" simply because it contains the word \"fuck\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24236,67,'\nIt may not be funny, but it\'s damned amusing!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24237,67,'\nIt seems there were two young Marines walking down the street, and\nthey chanced upon a lady who was both very proper and very well endowed.\nOne of them said, \"Wow! What tits!  Hey lady, would I love to snuggle up with\nthem for awhile.  What are you doing this afternoon?\"\n\nWell, the other Marine thought that was just about the most shameful\nthing he had ever witnessed, and felt that he had to restore the honor of the\nCorps.  \"Pardon my friend, Ma\'am,\" he apologized, \"He\'s not been very well\nbrought up and don\'t know how to talk to cunt.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24238,67,'\nIt used to be a man\'s world, and the woman\'s place was in the home.\nThey can kiss that shit goodbye.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24239,67,'\nIt was almost closing time when a male patron who had been getting the\nfrosty treatment from a girl at the end of the bar called to the\nbartender and said, \"Give that bitchy douche bag over there one on me.\"\n\t\"We discourage that sort of language here, sir,\" the bartender\nanswered sternly.\n\t\"OK, OK. Serve the lady a cocktail with my compliments.\"\n\tThe bartender approached the female in question.  \"The, uh, gentleman\nat the other end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, miss.  What would\nyou like?\"\n\t\"Vinegar and water.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24240,67,'\nIt\'s a bit hard to bullshit the ocean.  It\'s not listening, you know\nwhat I mean.\n\t\t-- David Crosby\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24241,67,'\nIt\'s a bitch being butch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24242,67,'\nIt\'s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.\n\t\t-- Andrew Jackson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24243,67,'\nIt\'s better to be pissed off than pissed on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24244,67,'\nIt\'s so fuckin\' great to be alive!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24245,67,'\nLife is a bitch, but the puppies can be cute.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24246,67,'\nLife is a shit sandwich, and every day you get to take another bite.\nIt\'s just that some days are TWO BITE days ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24247,67,'\nLife is having a mother-in-law that sucks and a wife that don\'t.\n\t\t-- Rodney Dangerfield\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24248,67,'\nLife is like a cucumber -- \n\none moment it\'s in your hand, the next it\'s up your ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24249,67,'\nLife is like a shit sandwich.\n\nThe more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24250,67,'\nLife is not a cabaret.\nIt\'s a fucking circus.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24251,67,'\nLife isn\'t a bitch.  Life is a virgin.  A bitch is easy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24252,67,'\nLook out for yourself -- or they\'ll pee on your grave.\n\t\t-- Louis B. Mayer\n\nThe reason so many people showed up at Louis B. Mayer\'s funeral was because\nthey wanted to make sure he was dead.\n\t\t-- Samuel Goldwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24253,67,'\nLove is a slippery eel that bites like hell.\n\t\t-- Matt Groening\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24254,67,'\nMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live, but\nbecause of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the\nsatisfaction of his death.\n\t\t-- Brendan Francis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24255,67,'\n\tMcQuillan was on the stand. The case involved a railroad and several of\nthe passengers who were injured.\n\t\"You say,\" thundered the counsel for the railroad, \"that you saw\nthe two trains crash head on while doing sixty miles an hour.  What did you\nthink when you saw this happen ?\"\n\tI thought,\" replied the Irishman, \"this is one *helluva* way to run\na railroad.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24256,67,'\nMe, I love the rich.  *Somebody* has to love them.  Sure, a lot of rich\npeople are assholes, but believe me, a lot of poor people are assholes too.\nAnd an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks.\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins, \"Jitterbug Perfume\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24257,67,'\nMegaton Man:\t\"LOOK at them!  Helpless, tender creatures, relying on\n\t\tME, waiting for ME to make my move!\"\n\n(from below):\t\"Move your ASS, Fat-head!\"\n\nMegaton Man:\t\"It is a MANDATE, and I am DUTY BOUND to OBEY!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24258,67,'\nMoody bitch in search of...\n\tkind, considerate, loving man.  Objective, love-hate relationship.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24259,67,'\nMoody bitch with attitude, seeks nice, good-looking guy to dump on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24260,67,'\nMost people wouldn\'t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.\n\t\t-- Frank Zappa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24261,67,'\nMy advice to the women\'s clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer\ndahlias.\n\t\t-- William Allen White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24262,67,'\nMy brother-in-law has found a way to make ends meet.  He goes around\nwith his head stuck up his ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24263,67,'\nNever fly under a seagull - they\'ll shit on your airplane.\n\t\t-- Gordon Cooper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24264,67,'\n\t\"Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN\'S work!  Why do you think I CAME here?\"\n\t\"Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24265,67,'\nNo matter how clever the hardware boys are, the software boys piss it away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24266,67,'\nNon Illegitimus Carborundum.\n\t[Don\'t let the bastards wear you down.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24267,67,'\nObscene?  Obscene is young men being trained to drop fire on people, but\ntheir commanders not allowing them to write \"fuck\" on their airplanes\nbecause it\'s obscene.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24268,67,'\nObscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24269,67,'\nOld mercenaries never die.  They go to hell and regroup.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24270,67,'\n\tOn the day of his anniversary, Joe was frantically shopping\naround for a present for his wife.  He knew what she wanted, a\ngrandfather clock for the living room, but he found the right one almost\nimpossible to find.  Finally, after many hours of searching, Joe found\njust the clock he wanted, but the store didn\'t deliver.  Joe, desperate,\npaid the shopkeeper, hoisted the clock onto his back, and staggered out\nonto the sidewalk.  On the way home, he passed a bar. Just as he reached\nthe door, a drunk stumbled out and crashed into Joe, sending himself,\nJoe, and the clock into the gutter.  Murphy\'s law being in effect, the\nclock ended up in roughly a thousand pieces.\n\t\"You stupid drunk!\" screamed Joe, jumping up from the wreckage.\n\"Why don\'t you look where the hell you\'re going!\"\n\tWith quiet dignity the drunk stood up somewhat unsteadily and\ndusted himself off.  \"And why don\'t you just wear a wristwatch like a\nnormal person?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24271,67,'\nOnce upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to\nfly south for the winter.  However, soon after the weather turned cold,\nthe sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.\nAfter a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to\nearth in a barnyard almost frozen.  A cow passed by and crapped on this\nlittle bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure\nwarmed him and defrosted his wings.  Warm and happy the little sparrow\nbegan to sing.  Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the\nchirping investigated the sounds.  As Old Tom cleared away the manure,\nhe found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.\n\nThere are three morals to this story:\n\n(1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.\n(2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.\n(3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24272,67,'\nOne day a little polar bear cub says to his mother, \"Mommy, am I really\na polar bear?\"\n\t\"Why of course you are, honey!\" his mother replies.  \"You live at\nthe North Pole and you swim under the ice to catch fish.  You play on the\nice floes and you romp through the snow and chase seals.  Of *course* you\'re\na polar bear.  Why do you ask?\"\n\t\"Because,\" says the little cub, \"I\'m fuckin\' freezing!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24273,67,'\nOurs is a world where people don\'t know what they want and are willing\nto go through hell to get it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24274,67,'\nPardon me, sir, but you\'ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24275,67,'\nPeople who write position papers often find themselves in an\nenviable position.  They are hired to write papers for both sides of the\nposition.\n\tA good position paper will have many words in it like\n\"superincumbence,\" \"egress,\" and \"plurification.\"\n\tYou will not often find the phrase \"lightweight dropcase\nlimp-wristed motherfucker\" in a serious position paper.\n\tCharts and multiplication tables should always be included in\nposition papers.  They should look complicated enough to make Albert\nEinstein stagger across the room for a Tylenol.\n\tA good position paper will never underestimate the value of a\nsemicolon.\n\t\t-- Dan Jenkins, \"Baja Oklahoma\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24276,67,'\nPeople will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.\n\t\t-- Peter Sellers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24277,67,'\nPsychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well anyhow\nand is certainly a damn fool.\n\t\t-- H. L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24278,67,'\nShit happens.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24279,67,'\n\tShortly after Churchill had grown a moustache, he was accosted by a\ncertain young lady whose political views were in direct opposition to his\nown.  Fancying herself something of a wag, she exclaimed, \"Mr. Churchill, I\ncare for neither your politics nor your moustache.\"  Unabashed, the young\nstatesman regarded her quietly for a moment, the wryly commented, \"Suck my\ndick.\"\n\tWhile serving as a subaltern in the Boer War, the young Churchill was\nasked by a superior officer to give his opinion of the Boers as soldiers.\n \"They\'re assholes, sir,\" he ventured, then paused briefly and added, with a\nwhimsical smile, \"They\'re assholes.\"\n\tChurchill was given to reading in the bathtub and, while staying at\nthe White House, he once became so engrossed in an account of the Battle of\nFonteney that he forgot President Roosevelt was due to drop by to discuss the\nupcoming conference in Yalta.  At the appointed hour, the President was\nwheeled into Churchill\'s quarters only to be informed that the Prime Minister\nhad not finished bathing.  Roosevelt was about to apologize for the intrusion\nand depart when Churchill, puffing his customary cigar, strode into the room\nstark naked and greeted the nonplussed world leader with a terse, \"What are\nyou staring at, homo?\"\n\t\t-- \"The Churchill Wit\", National Lampoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24280,67,'\nSilence can be the biggest lie of all.  We have a responsibility to speak\nup; and whenever the occasion calls for it, we have a responsibility to\nraise bloody hell.\n\t\t-- Herbert Block\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24281,67,'\nSo you fucked up... you trusted us!\n\t\t-- Animal House\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24282,67,'\nSome companies idea of playing ball is, you play ball with us,\nand we\'ll stick the fucking bat up your ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24283,67,'\nSome of the management around here are the final proof that the Indians\nfucked the buffalo.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24284,67,'\nSometimes, you just gotta say \"What the fuck.\"\n\t\t-- Risky Business\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24285,67,'\nSubstitute \'damn\' every time you\'re inclined to write \'very\'; your\neditor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.\n\t\t-- Mark Twain\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24286,67,'\nSuccess has many fathers, but failure is a bastard.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24287,67,'\nTell you what,\" the haberdasher said to a persistent job applicant.  \"I\'ve\ngot one suit I can\'t sell -- that purple, green and yellow number over there.\nIf you can make that sale, you\'ve not only got the job, you\'ve got it for\nlife.\"\n\tThen the store owner left for lunch.  When he returned, he was shocked\nto see the young man\'s clothes in tatters and his hands and face bleeding.\n\t\"My God, what happened to you?\"\n\t\"I sold the suit!  I sold the suit!\" the young man shouted, a smile\non his bloodied lips.\n\t\"Congratulations,\" the haberdasher said.  \"You\'ve got the job.  But\nwhat happened?  Did the customer start a fight?\"\n\t\"Oh, no,\" the new salesman replied.  \"But his Seeing Eye dog was\n*pissed*.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24288,67,'\nThe best number for a dinner party is two--myself and a damn good head waiter.\n\t\t-- Nubar Gulbenkian\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24289,67,'\nThe boys in the Epperson family all acquired fine educations except for Edward.\nThey made him go to school, but most of the time he just ignored what was said\nthere.  Yet there were rare moments when he could display a bit of curiosity.\n\tOne day Edward was sitting at home looking at a magazine, and he said\nto his brilliant older brother, Hud, he said, \"Hud, what does fox pass mean?\"\n\tBrother Hud gave the question some deep consideration and then said,\n\"You must mean _faux_pas_.\"\n\t\"The way it\'s spelled,\" said dumb Ed, \"it\'s fox pass.\"\n\tHud took a look at the way it was spelled and then said, \"It\'s a French\nphrase -- it means a social blunder.  Remember last Sunday when the Bishop came\nfor dinner?  Mother took him out in the garden and they were looking over the\nroses when the Bishop got stuck on the thumb by a thorn.  It was bleeding quite\na bit so Mother brought him in the house.  They went into the bathroom together\nand stayed quite a while, and when they came out we all went to the dinner\ntable.  Remember all that, Ed?\"\n\t\"Yeh.\"\n\t\"Now,\" Hud continued, \"you recall that I was just getting to pass\nthe gravy when Mother said, \'Bishop, does your prick still throb?\'  The gravy\nbowl flew out of my hands and hit the table, and the gravy splattered all\nover everyone.  And just at that point you, Brother Edward, you hollered,\n\'Sheee-itt!\'  You remember that?\"\n\t\"Yeh.\"\n\t\"Well, when you hollered \'Sheee-itt!\' that was a _faux_pas_.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24290,67,'\nThe difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word \"fuck\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24291,67,'\n\tThe famous Nell Gwynn, stepping one day from a house where she had\nmade a short visit into her coach, saw a great crowd assembled, and her\nfootman all bloody and dirty; the fellow being asked by his mistress, the\nreason for his being in that condition, answered, \"I have been fighting,\nmadam, with an impudent rascal who called your ladyship a whore.\"\n\t\"You blockhead,\" replied Mrs. Gywnn, \"at this rate you must fight\nevery day of your life; why, you fool, all the world knows it.\"\n\t\"Do they?\" cries the fellow, in a muttering voice, after he had shut\nthe coach door, \"they shan\'t call me a whore\'s footman for all that.\"\n\t\t-- Henry Fielding, \"Tom Jones\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24292,67,'\nThe government was contemplating the dispatch of an expedition to Burma,\nwith a view to taking Rangoon, and a question arose as to who would be the\nfittest general to be sent in command of the expedition.  The Cabinet sent\nfor the Duke of Wellington, and asked his advice.  He instantly replied,\n\"Send Lord Combermere.\"\n\t\"But we have always understood that your Grace thought Lord\nCombermere a fool.\"\n\t\"So he is a fool, and a damned fool; but he can take Rangoon.\"\n\t\t-- G.W.E. Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24293,67,'\nThe higher you climb, the more you show your ass.\n\t\t-- Alexander Pope, \"The Dunciad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24294,67,'\nThe more crap you put up with, the more crap you\'re going to get.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24295,67,'\n... the most exquisitely squalid hells known to middle-class man:\nfreshman English at a Midwestern university.\n\t\t-- Tom Wolfe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24296,67,'\nThe objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly analyze\nall situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have\nanswers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems\nwhen called upon.\n\tHowever...\nWhen you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remind\nyourself your initial objective was to drain the swamp.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24297,67,'\nThe old man had lived all his life in a little house on the Vermont side of the\nNew Hampshire-Vermont border.  One day, the surveyors came to inform him that\nthey had just discovered that he lived in New Hampshire, not Vermont.\n\t\"Thank heavens!\" was his heartfelt reply.  \"I don\'t think I could have\ntaken another one of those damned Vermont winters!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24298,67,'\nThe only thing faster than the speed of light is shit flowing downhill.\n\t\t-- Mike O\'Dell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24299,67,'\nThe only way you\'ll ever hear from me is if you\'re living in the same hell.\n\t\t-- Roy Harper\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24300,67,'\nThe road to hell is paved with good intentions.  And littered with\nsloppy analysis!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24301,67,'\n\tTHE TEN STAGES OF INTOXICATION\n\n\t (1) WITTY AND CHARMING: This is after one or two drinks.  The tongue\n\t     is loosened and can yet remain in step with the brain.  In the\n\t     \"witty and charming\" state, one is likely to use foreign idioms\n\t     and phrases such as \"au contraire\" in place of \"Now way, Jose,\"\n\t     or \"Bullsheyet\".\n\t (2) RICH AND POWERFUL: By the third drink, you begin mentioning the\n\t     little 380 SL you\'ve had your eye on down at the Mercedes place.\n\t (3) BENEVOLENT:  You\'ll buy her a Mercedes, too.  It\'s only money.\n\t (4) JUST ONE MORE AND THEN WE\'LL EAT:  Stall tactic.\n\t (5) TO HELL WITH DINNER:  Just one more and then we\'ll eat.\n\t (6) PATRIOTIC:  The war stories begin.\n\t (7) CRANK UP THE \"ENOLA GAY\":  \"We could have won in Nam, but...\"\n\t (8) INVISIBLE:  So this is what the Ladies\' Room looks like.\n\t (9) WITTY AND CHARMING PART II: You know, you don\'t sweat much for\n\t     a fat girl.\n\t(10) BULLETPROOF:  Bull-sheyet, gimme them keys, I can drive.\n\t\t-- Lewis Grizzard, \"My Daddy Was a Pistol and I\'m a Son\n\t\t   of a Gun\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24302,67,'\nThe time has come for kicking ass and taking names.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24303,67,'\n\tThe townspeople stood in despair as the fire that had begun in a diner\nthreatened to spread to adjoining homes.  Just then, a truck filled with\nfarm workers came speeding down a hill toward the fire.  The crowd moved\nback and the truck drove right into the thickest of the flames.  The workers\njumped out and beat at the fire with their coats, miraculously bringing the\nblaze under control.\n\tThe city fathers were so grateful for the men\'s heroism that they\ngave each a plaque and $1000.  After the ceremony, newsmen interviewed the\ndriver and asked him what he was going to do with the money.\n\t\"You can be damned sure the first thing I\'m gonna do,\" he replied,\n\"is get the brakes fixed on that son-of-a-bitchin\' truck!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24304,67,'\nThe world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24305,67,'\nThere are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Disraeli\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24306,67,'\nThere are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead\'s.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24307,67,'\nThere is always more hell that needs raising.\n\t\t-- Lauren Leveut\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24308,67,'\nThere\'s a man deeply in debt, see, and he takes the money he has left\nand goes to Monte Carlo to try to recoup at the roulette tables.  Won a\nlittle, lost a lot, and was down to his last franc.  Prayed for help.\nA voice whispered in his ear: \"Le rouge...\"   Man looked around; nobody\nthere.  What the hell -- he puts his last franc on the red, and it won.\nThe voice immediately said, \"Encore le rouge...\"  Played red again, and\nit won again.  The voice said, \"Impair...\"  Played odd, and it won.  Voice\nsaid, \"Quinze...\" so he put all the money on 15, and it won.  This went\non for hours, the voice telling him what to bet, and the man putting all\nhis money on what the voice said, and winning.  Finally when the voice\nspoke, the man protested that he\'d won millions of dollars and wanted to\nquit.  The voice was inexorable: \"Douze...\"  The man put the money on 12,\nand 11 came up -- he had lost everything -- the voice murmured \"Merde!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24309,67,'\nThere\'s a tendency today to absolve individuals from moral responsibility and\ntreat them as victims of social circumstance.  You buy that, you pay with your\nsoul.  It\'s not men who limit women, it\'s not straights who limit gays, it\'s\nnot whites who limit blacks.  What limits people is lack of character.  What\nlimits people is that they don\'t have the fucking nerve or imagination to star\nin their own movie, let alone direct it.\n\t\t-- Bernard Mickey Wrangle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24310,67,'\nThey ought to make butt-flavored cat food.\n\t\t-- Gallagher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24311,67,'\nThis guy makes an appointment with a doctor because his hemorrhoids are\nreally bothering him.  The doctor gives him some suppositories and tells\nhim to come back in a week for a checkup.  \"How\'s it going?\" he asks\nthe patient a week later.\n\t\"I gotta tell you the truth, Doc,\" said the man.  \"For all the\ngood these pills did me, I coulda shoved them up my ass.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24312,67,'\nThis guy walks into a bank and up to a female bank teller:\n\nMan:\t\"I want to open a fuckin\' savings account.\"\nTeller:\t\"Excuse me, sir?\"\nM:\t\"Listen, bitch, I want to open a fuckin\' savings account.\"\nT:\t\"Sir, I don\'t have to listen to this abusive language.\"\nM:\t\"LOOK!  I just want to open a fuckin\' savings account.\"\nT:\t\"Sir, you leave me no choice but to speak to the manager.\"\n\nThe teller walks over and explains the customer\'s rude behavior to the bank\nmanager who then accompanies her back to the teller booth.\n\nMgr:\t\"Can I help you, sir?\"\nM:\t\"I want to open a fuckin\' savings account.\"\nMgr:\t\"Please, sir, we\'ll be delighted to help you, but we must request\n\tthat you not use abusive language to our tellers.\"\nM:\t\"Look. I just won $25 million in the state lottery and I want to\n\topen a fuckin\' savings account!\"\nMgr:\t\"I see.  And has this cunt been giving you any trouble?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24313,67,'\nThis is National Smokers-Are-Shits Week.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24314,67,'\nToday is gonna be one helluva week!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24315,67,'\nTomorrow never comes!  It\'s all the same fuckin\' day, man!\n\t\t-- Janis Joplin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24316,67,'\n\tTwo little kids, aged six and eight, decide it\'s time to learn how to\nswear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, \"Okay, you say\n`ass\' and I\'ll say `hell\'\".\n\tAll excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their\nmother asks them what they\'d like for breakfast.\n\t\"Aw, hell,\" says the eight-year-old, \"gimme some Cheerios.\" His mother\nbackhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and\nturns to the younger brother.  \"What\'ll you have?\"\n\t\"I dunno,\" quavers the six-year-old, \"but you can bet your ass it\nain\'t gonna be Cheerios.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24317,67,'\nTwo morticians alternated in sharing the responsibility of covering \nthe night shift. One early morning about 3:00 am, a body was brought into the \nmortuary, and the mortician began work.  When he had unclothed the corpse, he \nnoticed a cork in the anus. Removing it, the strains of \"Hello, Dolly, well, \nhello, Dolly...!\" were plainly heard being sung.  He put the cork back, and \nthe singing stopped. Pulling it out again, the same song started, \"You\'re \nlookin\' swell, Dolly!\".  Amazed, he telephoned his partner, and insisted he \ncome immediately to see something very unusual. Roused from sleep, the partner\nasked if it could wait until morning. It took great persistence, but finally \nthe partner agreed to dress and come down to the shop.  When he got there, he \nsaid, \"Now what was it that was so important you had to get me out of bed at \nthis ungodly hour?\" \n\tThe man said, \"Come into the embalming room.\"\n\tThey go into the embalming room, and the first partner says, \"Now \nwatch.\"\n\tHe pulls out the cork, and the anus takes off singing again. The\npartner looks at him disgustedly and says:  \"You brought me down here at\nthree in the morning just to hear some asshole sing Hello Dolly\"?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24318,67,'\nVYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24319,67,'\n\"Water?  Never touch the stuff!  Fish fuck in it.\"\n\t\t-- W. C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24320,67,'\nWe aren\'t what we eat.  We are what we don\'t shit.\n\t\t-- Hugh Romney\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24321,67,'\nWe call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24322,67,'\nWe came, we saw, we kicked its ass!\n\t\t-- Bill Murray, \"Ghostbusters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24323,67,'\nWe must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill jackass\nno matter how self-seeking.\n\t\t-- F. G. Withington\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24324,67,'\nWell, now that SUN\'s in bed with AT&T, I sure hope she sleeps with her\nback to the wall.\n\t\t-- Guy Harris, on AT&T buying 20');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24325,67,' of SUN Microsystems\n\nEat shit and die.  Strong memo to follow.\n\t\t-- Mike O\'Dell, on AT&T buying 20');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24326,67,' of SUN Microsystems\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24327,67,'\n\tWell, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt\ngreat (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).  Anyway, he just felt\nso good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: \"WHO IS\nTHE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?\"\n\tAnd this poor quaking little monkey replied: \"You are of course, no\none is mightier than you.\"\n\tA little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out:\n\"WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?\"\n\tThe deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to\nstammer: \"Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.\"\n\tThe tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was\nquietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: \"WHO IS\nTHE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?\"\n\tWell, this elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams\nhim down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of\norange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.\n\tThe tiger staggers to his feet, looks at the elephant and says: \"Man,\nyou don\'t have to get so pissed, just because you don\'t know the answer!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24328,67,'\nWell, this woman went to the butcher shop to get some ham for dinner.\nShe asked the butcher what kind of ham he recommended, and the butcher said,\n\"Well ma\'am, we got some Damn ham here for $3.50 a pound...\"  Needless to\nsay, she was surprised at the butcher\'s language!  The butcher, who was\nreasonably astute, noticed the alarmed look on the woman\'s face, and quickly\njustified himself.  \"No, no, ma\'am, I wasn\'t cursin\', the NAME of this here\nham is \"Damn ham\".  Amused, the woman requested some \"Damn ham.\"\n\tThat night, before dinner, the woman took her husband aside and\nexplained what had happened at the butcher shop.  He also was amused, and\nsuggested that they play a joke on their son.  So, at dinner, after grace,\nthe man turned to his wife and said, \"Honey, pass the damn ham.\"\n\tTheir son looked up, surprised.  \"WHOAH!  Dad be gettin\' hip!\nHow \'bout them mother-fuckin\' potatoes?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24329,67,'\nWhat the fuck, over?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24330,67,'\nWhat the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24331,67,'\nWhen the shit hits the fan, keep your mouth shut!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24332,67,'\nWhere the hell is Wall Drug?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24333,67,'\nWho the hell wants to hear actors talk?\n\t\t-- Harry Warner, Warner Bros. Pictures, c. 1927\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24334,67,'\nWho took the MMMMMM out of MURINE?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24335,67,'\nWhy doesn\'t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?\n\t\t-- Jimmy Durante\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24336,67,'\nWinning isn\'t everything, but losing really sucks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24337,67,'\nWinter is nature\'s way of saying, \"Up yours.\"\n\t\t-- Robert Byrne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24338,67,'\nWork like hell, tell everyone everything you know, close a deal with\na handshake, and have fun.\n\t\t-- Harold \"Doc\" Edgerton, summing up his life\'s philosophy,\n\t\t   shortly before dying at the age of 86.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24339,67,'\nWould you mind terribly much if I asked you to take your silly-assed\nproblem down the hall?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24340,67,'\nYesterday is a memory,\n\tTomorrow is a vision,\n\t\tToday is a bitch!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24341,67,'\nYou are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel,\nand a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking,\nthrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24342,67,'\nYou can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24343,67,'\nYou can lead a whore to Vasser, but you can\'t make her think.\n\t\t-- Frederick B. Artz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24344,67,'\nYou have been bitchy since Tuesday and you\'ll probably get fired today.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24345,67,'\nYou have to be a bastard to make it, and that\'s a fact.  And the Beatles\nare the biggest bastards on earth.\n\t\t-- John Lennon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24346,67,'\n\"You have to regard everything I say with suspicion -- I may be trying\nto bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently.\"\n\t\t-- J. Wainwright, Mathematics 140b\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24347,67,'\nYou may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure as hell can\ntell how much it\'s going to cost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24348,67,'\nYou see that fucking fish?  If he\'d kept his mouth shut, he wouldn\'ta got\ncaught.\n\t\t-- Sam Giancana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24349,67,'\nYou should be a hemorrhoid, you\'re such a pain in the ass.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24350,68,'(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.\n(2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts.\n(3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.\n(4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as\n\tthe social ramble ain\'t restful.\n(5) Avoid running at all times.\n(6) Don\'t look back, something might be gaining on you.\n\t\t-- S. Paige, c. 1951\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24351,68,'\nA clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24352,68,'\nA cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such\na speed, if feels an impulsion... this is the place to go now.  But the\nsky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will\nknow, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24353,68,'\nA dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24354,68,'\nA fake fortuneteller can be tolerated.  But an authentic soothsayer should\nbe shot on sight.  Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.\n\t\t-- R.A. Heinlein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24355,68,'\nA halted retreat\nIs nerve-wracking and dangerous.\nTo retain people as men -- and maidservants\nBrings good fortune.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24356,68,'\nA lifetime isn\'t nearly long enough to figure out what it\'s all about.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24357,68,'\nA lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.  I\nbelieve everything positively stinks.\n\t\t-- Lew Col\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24358,68,'\nA man said to the Universe:\n\t\"Sir, I exist!\"\n\t\"However,\" replied the Universe,\n\t\"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.\"\n\t\t-- Stephen Crane\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24359,68,'\nA master was asked the question, \"What is the Way?\" by a curious monk.\n\t\"It is right before your eyes,\" said the master.\n\t\"Why do I not see it for myself?\"\n\t\"Because you are thinking of yourself.\"\n\t\"What about you: do you see it?\"\n\t\"So long as you see double, saying `I don\'t\', and `you do\', and so\non, your eyes are clouded,\" said the master.\n\t\"When there is neither `I\' nor `You\', can one see it?\"\n\t\"When there is neither `I\' nor `You\',\nwho is the one that wants to see it?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24360,68,'\nA neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.  \"It is out on\nloan,\" the teacher replied.  At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside\nthe stable.  \"But I can hear it bray, over there.\"  \"Whom do you believe,\"\nasked Nasrudin, \"me or a donkey?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24361,68,'\nA priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. \nReplied Voltaire, \"This is no time to make new enemies.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24362,68,'\nA priest asked: What is Fate, Master?\n\tAnd the Master answered:\n\tIt is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.\nIt is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.\n\tIt is that which has caused nations to build byways from City\nto City upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns\nhave come to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.\n\tAnd that is Fate?  said the priest.\n\tFate... I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.\n\tThat\'s all right, said the priest.  I wanted to know\nwhat Freight was too.\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24363,68,'\nA sad spectacle.  If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly.\nIf they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.\n\t\t-- Thomas Carlyle, looking at the stars\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24364,68,'\nA Scholar asked his Master, \"Master, would you advise me of a proper\nvocation?\"\n\tThe Master replied, \"Some men can earn their keep with the power of\ntheir minds.  Others must use thier strong backs, legs and hands.  This is\nthe same in nature as it is with man.  Some animals acquire their food easily,\nsuch as rabbits, hogs and goats.  Other animals must fiercely struggle for\ntheir sustenance, like beavers, moles and ants.  So you see, the nature of\nthe vocation must fit the individual.\n\t\"But I have no abilities, desires, or imagination, Master,\" the\nscholar sobbed.\n\tQueried the Master... \"Have you thought of becoming a salesperson?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24365,68,'\nA thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde, \"The Portrait of Mr. W.H.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24366,68,'\nA would-be disciple came to Nasrudin\'s hut on the mountain-side.  Knowing\nthat every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker\nwatched the teacher closely.  \"Why do you blow on your hands?\"  \"To warm\nmyself in the cold.\"  Later, Nasrudin poured bowls of hot soup for himself\nand the newcomer, and blew on his own.  \"Why are you doing that, Master?\"\n\"To cool the soup.\"  Unable to trust a man who uses the same process\nto arrive at two different results -- hot and cold -- the disciple departed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24367,68,'\nAh, but a man\'s grasp should exceed his reach, \nOr what\'s a heaven for ?\n\t\t-- Robert Browning, \"Andrea del Sarto\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24368,68,'\nAll hope abandon, ye who enter here!\n\t\t-- Dante Alighieri\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24369,68,'\nAll men know the utility of useful things;\nbut they do not know the utility of futility.\n\t\t-- Chuang-tzu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24370,68,'\nAll of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.\n\t\t-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24371,68,'\nAll of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a\nZen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks,\ntellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks:\n\"Just lie down on the floor and keep calm.\"\n\t\t-- Robert Wilson, \"John Dillinger Died for You\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24372,68,'\nAn idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.  Some of these eyes\nwe cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.\n\t\t-- Russell Hoban, \"Pilgermann\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24373,68,'\nAn idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24374,68,'\n\tAn older student came to Otis and said, \"I have been to see a\ngreat number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.\nI have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment.\nI have given up everything I was asked to give up and I have suffered, but\nI have not been enlightened.  What should I do?\"\n\tOtis replied, \"Give up suffering.\"\n\t\t-- Camden Benares, \"Zen Without Zen Masters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24375,68,'\nAnd ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the\nhour of separation.\n\t\t-- Kahlil Gibran\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24376,68,'\nAnyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this\nbig field of rye and all.  Thousands of little kids, and nobody\'s around --\nnobody big, I mean -- except me.  And I\'m standing on the edge of some crazy\ncliff.  What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go\nover the cliff -- I mean if they\'re running and they don\'t look where they\'re\ngoing I have to come out from somewhere and catch them.  That\'s all I\'d do\nall day.  I\'d just be the catcher in the rye.  I know it;  I know it\'s crazy,\nbut that\'s the only thing I\'d really like to be.  I know it\'s crazy.\n\t\t-- J.D. Salinger, \"Catcher in the Rye\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24377,68,'\n\tApproaching the gates of the monastery, Hakuin found Ken the Zen\npreaching to a group of disciples.\n\t\"Words...\" Ken orated, \"they are but an illusory veil obfuscating\nthe absolute reality of --\"\n\t\"Ken!\" Hakuin interrupted. \"Your fly is down!\"\n\tWhereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon Ken, and he\nvaporized.\n\tOn the way to town, Hakuin was greeted by an itinerant monk imbued\nwith the spirit of the morning.\n\t\"Ah,\" the monk sighed, a beatific smile wrinkling across his cheeks,\n\"Thou art That...\"\n\t\"Ah,\" Hakuin replied, pointing excitedly, \"And Thou art Fat!\"\n\tWhereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon the monk,\nand he vaporized.\n\tNext, the Governor sought the advice of Hakuin, crying: \"As our\nenemies bear down upon us, how shall I, with such heartless and callow\nsoldiers as I am heir to, hope to withstand the impending onslaught?\"\n\t\"US?\" snapped Hakuin.\n\tWhereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon the\nGovernor, and he vaporized.\n\tThen, a redneck went up to Hakuin and vaporized the old Master with\nhis shotgun.  \"Ha! Beat ya\' to the punchline, ya\' scrawny li\'l geek!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24378,68,'\nArrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what\'s\nincomplete and saying: \"Now it\'s complete because it\'s ended here.\"\n\t\t-- Muad\'dib, \"Dune\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24379,68,'\nAs failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp\nthe meaning of existence.  Both make one feel like a baby clutching at\na basketball: one\'s palms keep sliding off.\n\t\t-- Joseph Brodsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24380,68,'\nAt ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all\nmy soul.  At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my\nignorance upon the shore.\n\t\t-- Kahlil Gibran\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24381,68,'\nAt the end of your life there\'ll be a good rest, and no further activities\nare scheduled.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24382,68,'\nAt the foot of the mountain, thunder:\nThe image of Providing Nourishment.\nThus the superior man is careful of his words\nAnd temperate in eating and drinking.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24383,68,'\nBeauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.\n\t\t-- Jean Anouilh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24384,68,'\n\tBefore he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and\n\ttook great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of\nhis followers.\n\tOne day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and\nthere he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.\n\t\"Tell me, you dumb beast,\" demanded the Priest in his\ncommanding voice, \"why don\'t you do something worthwhile?  What is your\nPurpose in Life, anyway?\"\n\tMunching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied \"MU\".  (The\nChinese ideogram for NO-THING.)\n\tUpon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened.\n\tPrimarily because nobody understood Chinese.\n\t\t-- Camden Benares, \"Zen Without Zen Masters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24385,68,'\nBefore you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to\nknow the answers.\n\t\t-- Gene Wolfe, \"The Claw of the Conciliator\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24386,68,'\nBrahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no\nwiser.  But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.\n\t\t-- The Mahabharata\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24387,68,'\nBy protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.\n\t\t-- Titus Lucretius Carus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24388,68,'\nCatharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.\n\t\t-- Howard Chaykin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24389,68,'\nCertainly the game is rigged.\n\nDon\'t let that stop you; if you don\'t bet, you can\'t win.\n\t\t-- Robert Heinlein, \"Time Enough For Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24390,68,'\nChance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.\n\t\t-- Anatole France\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24391,68,'\n\t\t\tChapter 1\n\nThe story so far:\n\n\tIn the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot\nof people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24392,68,'\n\t\"Cheshire-Puss,\" she began, \"would you tell me, please, which way I\nought to go from here?\"\n\t\"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,\" said the Cat.\n\t\"I don\'t care much where--\" said Alice.\n\t\"Then it doesn\'t matter which way you go,\" said the Cat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24393,68,'\nCircumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.\n\t\t-- Herodotus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24394,68,'\nCoincidences are spiritual puns.\n\t\t-- G.K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24395,68,'\nDeath is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.\n\t\t-- Erma Bombeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24396,68,'\nDeath is God\'s way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24397,68,'\nDeath is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n\t\t-- R. Geis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24398,68,'\nDeath is Nature\'s way of recycling human beings.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24399,68,'\nDeath is nature\'s way of saying `Howdy\'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24400,68,'\nDeath is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24401,68,'\nDeath is only a state of mind.\n\nOnly it doesn\'t leave you much time to think about anything else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24402,68,'\nDepart not from the path which fate has assigned you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24403,68,'\nDepend on the rabbit\'s foot if you will, but remember, it didn\'t help\nthe rabbit.\n\t\t-- R.E. Shay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24404,68,'\nDestiny is a good thing to accept when it\'s going your way. When it isn\'t,\ndon\'t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.\n\t\t-- Joseph Heller, \"God Knows\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24405,68,'\nDisease can be cured; fate is incurable.\n\t\t-- Chinese proverb\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24406,68,'\nDitat Deus.\n\t[God enriches]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24407,68,'\nDo not believe in miracles -- rely on them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24408,68,'\nDo not despair of life.  You have no doubt force enough to overcome your\nobstacles.  Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night\nfor something to satisfy his hunger.  Notwithstanding cold and hounds and\ntraps, his race survives.  I do not believe any of them ever committed suicide.\n\t\t-- Henry David Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24409,68,'\nDo not seek death; death will find you.  But seek the road which makes death\na fulfillment.\n\t\t-- Dag Hammarskjold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24410,68,'\nDo not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24411,68,'\nDo what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you\'ll\nlearn what it\'s for.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24412,68,'\n\t\"Do you think there\'s a God?\"\n\t\"Well, ____\b\b\b\bSOMEbody\'s out to get me!\"\n\t\t-- Calvin and Hobbs\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24413,68,'\nDo your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24414,68,'\nDon\'t abandon hope.  Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24415,68,'\nDon\'t abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24416,68,'\nDon\'t go to bed with no price on your head.\n\t\t-- Baretta\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24417,68,'\nDon\'t have good ideas if you aren\'t willing to be responsible for them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24418,68,'\nDon\'t kid yourself.  Little is relevant, and nothing lasts forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24419,68,'\nDon\'t let people drive you crazy when you know it\'s in walking distance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24420,68,'\nDon\'t make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24421,68,'\nDon\'t stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24422,68,'\nDon\'t take life seriously, you\'ll never get out alive.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24423,68,'\nDoubt isn\'t the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.\n\t\t-- Paul Tillich, German theologian.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24424,68,'\nDown with categorical imperative!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24425,68,'\nDue to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate\nand captain of your soul.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24426,68,'\nDuring the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten\ndown during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24427,68,'\nDying is a very dull, dreary affair.  My advice to you is to have\nnothing whatever to do with it.\n\t\t-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24428,68,'\nDying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24429,68,'\nEach man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24430,68,'\nEach of us bears his own Hell.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24431,68,'\nEither I\'m dead or my watch has stopped.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\'s last words\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24432,68,'\nEven the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24433,68,'\nEvery man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect\nthat life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that it flowers\nand fructifies on the contrary out of the profoundest tragic depths of the\nessential death in which its subject\'s roots are plunged.  The natural\ninheritance of everyone who is capable of spiritual life is an unsubdued\nforest where the wolf howls and the obscene bird of night chatters.\n\t\t-- Henry James Sr., writing to his sons Henry and William\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24434,68,'\nEvery person, all the events in your life are there because you have\ndrawn them there.  What you choose to do with them is up to you.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24435,68,'\nEverything ends badly.  Otherwise it wouldn\'t end.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24436,68,'\nEverything in this book may be wrong.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24437,68,'\nEverything is possible.  Pass the word.\n\t\t-- Rita Mae Brown, \"Six of One\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24438,68,'\nExecute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.\n\t\t-- Marcus Aurelius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24439,68,'\nExpansion means complexity; and complexity decay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24440,68,'\nFacts are the enemy of truth.\n\t\t-- Don Quixote\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24441,68,'\nFain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.\n\t\t-- Sir Walter Raleigh\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24442,68,'\nFaith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24443,68,'\nFaith is under the left nipple.\n\t\t-- Martin Luther\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24444,68,'\nFill what\'s empty, empty what\'s full, scratch where it itches.\n\t\t-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24445,68,'\n... \"fire\" does not matter, \"earth\" and \"air\" and \"water\" do not matter.\n\"I\" do not matter.  No word matters.  But man forgets reality and remembers\nwords.  The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him.\nHe looks upon the great transformations of the world, but he does not see\nthem as they were seen when man looked upon reality for the first time.\nTheir names come to his lips and he smiles as he tastes them, thinking he\nknows them in the naming.\n\t\t-- Roger Zelazny, \"Lord of Light\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24446,68,'\nFor fast-acting relief, try slowing down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24447,68,'\nFor good, return good.\nFor evil, return justice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24448,68,'\nFor if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in\ndespairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the\nimplacable grandeur of this life.\n\t\t-- Albert Camus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24449,68,'\nFor your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24450,68,'\nForce has no place where there is need of skill.\n\t\t-- Herodotus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24451,68,'\nFORTUNE\'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2\n\tNever goose a wolverine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24452,68,'\nFORTUNE\'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23\n\tDon\'t cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24453,68,'\nFrom listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24454,68,'\nFrom the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.\n\t\t-- Bertolt Brecht\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24455,68,'\nGenerally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.\n\t\t-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24456,68,'\nGetting into trouble is easy.\n\t\t-- D. Winkel and F. Prosser\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24457,68,'\nGetting there is only half as far as getting there and back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24458,68,'\nGiven a choice between grief and nothing, I\'d choose grief.\n\t\t-- William Faulkner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24459,68,'\nGod grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to\nchange the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24460,68,'\nGod instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.\n\t\t-- De Caussade\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24461,68,'\nGod is the tangential point between zero and infinity.\n\t\t-- Alfred Jarry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24462,68,'\nGod made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.\n\t\t-- Paul Valery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24463,68,'\nGood-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n\t\t-- George Saunders\' dying words\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24464,68,'\nGoodbye, cool world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24465,68,'\nGot a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24466,68,'\nGreat acts are made up of small deeds.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24468,68,'\nHappiness is having a scratch for every itch.\n\t\t-- Ogden Nash\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24469,68,'\nHappiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24470,68,'\nHappiness isn\'t having what you want, it\'s wanting what you have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24471,68,'\nHappiness isn\'t something you experience; it\'s something you remember.\n\t\t-- Oscar Levant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24472,68,'\nHaving the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.\n\t\t-- Socrates\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24473,68,'\nHe has shown you, o man, what is good.  And what does the Lord ask of you,\nbut to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly before your God?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24474,68,'\nHe is truly wise who gains wisdom from another\'s mishap.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24475,68,'\nHe knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.\n\t\t-- Sir Richard Burton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24476,68,'\nHe that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.\n\t\t-- B. Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24477,68,'\nHe thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than\nthree hundred years ago. \"What is the \'Body of a rock\'?\" he was asked.\nIn answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by\nslashing his abdomen with a knife.  Just as the pupil was about to comply,\nthe Master stayed his hand, saying, \"That is the \'Body of a rock\'.\"\n\t\t-- Eric Van Lustbader\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24478,68,'\nHe who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for\nthe human condition is a fool.\n\t\t-- Albert Camus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24479,68,'\nHe who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant.  Teach him.\nHe who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool.  Shun him.\nHe who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep.  Wake him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24480,68,'\nHe who knows nothing, knows nothing.\nBut he who knows he knows nothing knows something.\nAnd he who knows someone whose friend\'s wife\'s brother knows nothing,\n\the knows something.  Or something like that.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24481,68,'\nHe who knows others is wise.\nHe who knows himself is enlightened.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24482,68,'\nHe who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24483,68,'\nHe who knows, does not speak.  He who speaks, does not know.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24484,68,'\n\t...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither\ndoes he hate it.  Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to\ncombat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is\nself-propagating.\n\t\t-- Umberto Eco, \"The Name of the Rose\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24485,68,'\nHere is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:\nif you\'re alive, it isn\'t.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24486,68,'\nHow can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our\nthoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another\nin the waking state?\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24487,68,'\nI am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.\n\t\t-- William Allen White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24488,68,'\nI didn\'t believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don\'t see why\nI should have to believe in it in this one.\n\t\t-- Strange de Jim\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24489,68,'\nI do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or\nwhether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.\n\t\t-- Chuang-tzu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24490,68,'\nI do not seek the ignorant; the ignorant seek me -- I will instruct them.\nI ask nothing but sincerity.  If they come out of habit, they become tiresome.\n\t\t-- I Ching\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24491,68,'\n\"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very\nreason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.\"\n\t\t-- Gotama Buddha\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24492,68,'\nI hate dying.\n\t\t-- Dave Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24493,68,'\nI have a simple philosophy:\n\n\tFill what\'s empty.\n\tEmpty what\'s full.\n\tScratch where it itches.\n\t\t-- A. R. Longworth\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24494,68,'\nI have often regretted my speech, never my silence.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24495,68,'\nI have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24496,68,'\nI hope you\'re not pretending to be evil while secretly being good.\nThat would be dishonest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24497,68,'\nI just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24498,68,'\nI know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a\nliving death?\n\t\t-- St. Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24499,68,'\n\t\"I quite agree with you,\" said the Duchess; \"and the moral of\nthat is -- `Be what you would seem to be\' -- or, if you\'d like it put\nmore simply -- `Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it\nmight appear to others that what you were or might have been was not\notherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be\notherwise.\'\"\n\t\t-- Lewis Carrol, \"Alice in Wonderland\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24500,68,'\nIf a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a\nguru at all?\n\t\t-- Strange de Jim, \"The Metasexuals\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24501,68,'\nIf a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24502,68,'\nIf a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his\nreverence for all of life.\n\t\t-- Albert Schweitzer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24503,68,'\nIf I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around.\nTrouble creates a capacity to handle it.  I don\'t say embrace trouble; that\'s\nas bad as treating it as an enemy.  But I do say meet it as a friend, for\nyou\'ll see a lot of it and you had better be on speaking terms with it.\n\t\t-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24504,68,'\nIf I had my life to live over, I\'d try to make more mistakes next time.  I\nwould relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this\ntrip.  I know of very few things I would take seriously.  I would be crazier.\nI would climb more mountains, swim more rivers and watch more sunsets.  I\'d\ntravel and see.  I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones.\nYou see, I am one of those people who lives prophylactically and sensibly\nand sanely, hour after hour, day after day.  Oh, I have had my moments and,\nif I had it to do over again, I\'d have more of them.  In fact, I\'d try to\nhave nothing else.  Just moments, one after another, instead of living so many\nyears ahead each day.  I have been one of those people who never go anywhere\nwithout a thermometer, a hotwater bottle, a gargle, a raincoat and a parachute.\nIf I had it to do over again, I would go places and do things and travel\nlighter than I have.  If I had my life to live over, I would start bare-footed\nearlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall.  I would play hooky\nmore.  I probably wouldn\'t make such good grades, but I\'d learn more.  I would\nride on more merry-go-rounds.  I\'d pick more daisies.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24505,68,'\nIf little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women\nyou\'ve got in the house.\n\t\t-- Mike Harding, \"The Armchair Anarchist\'s Almanac\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24506,68,'\nIf men are not afraid to die,\nit is of no avail to threaten them with death.\n\nIf men live in constant fear of dying,\nAnd if breaking the law means a man will be killed,\nWho will dare to break the law?\n\nThere is always an official executioner.\nIf you try to take his place,\nIt is like trying to be a master carpenter and cutting wood.\nIf you try to cut wood like a master carpenter,\n\tyou will only hurt your hand.\n\t\t-- Tao Te Ching, \"Lao Tsu, #74\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24507,68,'\nIf something has not yet gone wrong then it would ultimately have been\nbeneficial for it to go wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24508,68,'\nIf the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have\nbeen wasted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24509,68,'\nIf the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.\n\t\t-- Anatole France\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24510,68,'\nIf there is a possibility of several things going wrong,\nthe one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.\n\nIf you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure\ncan go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24511,68,'\nIf there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing\nof life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur\nof this life.\n\t\t-- Albert Camus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24512,68,'\nIf we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24513,68,'\nIf we don\'t survive, we don\'t do anything else.\n\t\t-- John Sinclair\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24514,68,'\nIf you are not for yourself, who will be for you?\nIf you are for yourself, then what are you?\nIf not now, when?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24515,68,'\nIf you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24516,68,'\nIf you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become\nyour next problem.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24517,68,'\nIf you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24518,68,'\nIf you have to hate, hate gently.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24519,68,'\nIf you have to think twice about it, you\'re wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24520,68,'\nIf you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24521,68,'\nIf you live long enough, you\'ll see that every victory turns into a defeat.\n\t\t-- Simone de Beauvoir\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24522,68,'\nIf you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.\n\t\t-- Maslow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24523,68,'\nIf you put it off long enough, it might go away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24524,68,'\nIf you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24525,68,'\nIf you wait long enough, it will go away... after having done its damage.\nIf it was bad, it will be back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24526,68,'\nIf you want divine justice, die.\n\t\t-- Nick Seldon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24527,68,'\nIf your aim in life is nothing, you can\'t miss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24528,68,'\nIf your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do\nhave a problem.\n\t\t-- Richard Bach, \"Illusions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24529,68,'\nIllusion is the first of all pleasures.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24530,68,'\nImmortality -- a fate worse than death.\n\t\t-- Edgar A. Shoaff\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24531,68,'\nIn dwelling, be close to the land.\nIn meditation, delve deep into the heart.\nIn dealing with others, be gentle and kind.\nIn speech, be true.\nIn work, be competent.\nIn action, be careful of your timing.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24532,68,'\nIn order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;\nyou\'re what\'s left.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24533,68,'\nIn order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom.\nIt is not always an easy sacrifice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24534,68,'\nIn spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.\n\t\t-- Ann Frank\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24535,68,'\nIn the long run we are all dead.\n\t\t-- John Maynard Keynes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24536,68,'\nIn the next world, you\'re on your own.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24537,68,'\nIndeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as\n`all life is suffering,\' is more accurately rendered `life is filled\nwith a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.\'\n\t\t-- M.D. Epstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24538,68,'\nInstead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.\n\t\t-- Edgar W. Howe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24539,68,'\nIntellect annuls Fate.\nSo far as a man thinks, he is free.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24540,68,'\nIt does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24541,68,'\nIt is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\nlightly greased.\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24542,68,'\nIt is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules man\'s life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24543,68,'\nIt is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do,\nthat makes life blessed.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24544,68,'\nIt is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live\nat all.  And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result\nis the only thing that makes the result come true.\n\t\t-- William James\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24545,68,'\nIt is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is\ninvisible to the eye.\n\t\t-- The Fox, \'The Little Prince\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24546,68,'\nIt is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly\nant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24547,68,'\nIt is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the\ndevil when he is the only explanation of it.\n\t\t-- Ronald Knox, \"Let Dons Delight\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24548,68,'\nIt is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works\nand has his being.\n\t\t-- Thomas Carlyle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24549,68,'\nIt will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is on\nthe wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24550,68,'\nIt\'s easier to take it apart than to put it back together.\n\t\t-- Washlesky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24551,68,'\nIt\'s hard to drive at the limit, but it\'s harder to know where the limits are.\n\t\t-- Stirling Moss\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24552,68,'\nIt\'s not reality that\'s important, but how you perceive things.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24553,68,'\n\t\"It\'s today!\" said Piglet.\n\t\"My favorite day,\" said Pooh.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24554,68,'\nIt\'s very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when everything may\nsuddenly stop happening.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24555,68,'\nJoshu:\tWhat is the true Way?\nNansen:\tEvery way is the true Way.\nJ:\tCan I study it?\nN:\tThe more you study, the further from the Way.\nJ:\tIf I don\'t study it, how can I know it?\nN:\tThe Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen.\n\tIt does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown.  Do\n\tnot seek it, study it, or name it.  To find yourself on it, open\n\tyourself as wide as the sky.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24556,68,'\nJust remember, wherever you go, there you are.\n\t\t-- Buckaroo Bonzai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24557,68,'\nKindness is the beginning of cruelty.\n\t\t-- Muad\'dib [Frank Herbert, \"Dune\"]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24558,68,'\nLet us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.\n\t\t-- James Thurber\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24559,68,'\nLife can be so tragic -- you\'re here today and here tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24560,68,'\nLife exists for no known purpose.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24561,68,'\nLife is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.\n\t\t-- Helen Keller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24562,68,'\nLife is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24563,68,'\nLife is like a 10 speed bicycle.  Most of us have gears we never use.\n\t\t-- C. Schultz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24564,68,'\nLife is like a sewer.  What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.\n\t\t-- Tom Lehrer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24565,68,'\nLife is the childhood of our immortality.\n\t\t-- Goethe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24566,68,'\nLife is the living you do, Death is the living you don\'t do.\n\t\t-- Joseph Pintauro\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24567,68,'\nLife is the urge to ecstasy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24568,68,'\nLife may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which\nyou disapprove.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24569,68,'\nLife only demands from you the strength you possess.\nOnly one feat is possible -- not to have run away.\n\t\t-- Dag Hammarskjold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24570,68,'\nLife sucks, but death doesn\'t put out at all.\n\t\t-- Thomas J. Kopp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24571,68,'\nLike, if I\'m not for me, then fer shure, like who will be?  And if, y\'know,\nif I\'m not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I?  And if not\nnow, like I dunno, maybe like when?  And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe\nlike the Rolling Stones?\n\t\t-- Rich Rosen (Rabbi Valiel\'s paraphrase of famous quote\n\t\t   attributed to Rabbi Hillel.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24572,68,'\nLive never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is\npublished around the world -- even if what is published is not true.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24573,68,'\nLiving in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees\nlive in your head.  But, there they are.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24574,68,'\nLoneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24575,68,'\nLong were the days of pain I have spent within its walls, and\nlong were the nights of aloneness; and who can depart from his\npain and his aloneness without regret?\n\t\t-- Kahlil Gibran, \"The Prophet\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24576,68,'\nMan\'s reach must exceed his grasp, for why else the heavens?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24577,68,'\n[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment\nwhere everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand\nmore and more that there is something which cannot be understood.\n\t\t-- S. Kierkegaard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24578,68,'\nMohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.  An aide once asked him\nhow he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week.\nThe great man replied that it was because this week he knew better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24579,68,'\n\tMost of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do,\nand how to be, I learned in kindergarten.  Wisdom was not at the top of the\ngraduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school.\n\tThese are the things I learned:  Share everything.  Play fair.  Don\'t\nhit people.  Put things back where you found them.  Clean up your own mess.\nDon\'t take things that aren\'t yours.   Say you\'re sorry when you hurt someone.\nWash your hands before you eat.  Flush.  Warm cookies and cold milk are good\nfor you.  Live a balanced life.  Learn some and think some and draw and paint\nand sing and dance and play and work some every day.\n\tTake a nap every afternoon.  When you go out into the world, watch for\ntraffic, hold hands, and stick together.  Be aware of wonder.  Remember the\nlittle seed in the plastic cup.   The roots go down and the plant goes up and\nnobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.  Goldfish and\nhamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup -- they all\ndie.  So do we.\n\tAnd then remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you\nlearned, the biggest word of all: LOOK.  Everything you need to know is in\nthere somewhere.  The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation.  Ecology and\npolitics and sane living.\n\tThink of what a better world it would be if we all -- the whole world\n-- had cookies and milk about 3 o\'clock every afternoon and then lay down with\nour blankets for a nap.  Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other\nnations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own\nmesses.  And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into\nthe world it is best to hold hands and stick together.\n\t\t-- Robert Fulghum, \"All I ever really needed to know I learned\n\t\t   in kindergarten\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24580,68,'\nMurphy was an optimist.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24581,68,'\nMurphy\'s Law is recursive.  Washing your car to make it rain doesn\'t work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24582,68,'\nMusic in the soul can be heard by the universe.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24583,68,'\nMy religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior\nspirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive\nwith our frail and feeble mind.\n\t\t-- Albert Einstein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24584,68,'\nMy theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.\n\t\t-- Christopher Morley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24585,68,'\nNasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity.  The servant said\n\"My master is out.\"  Nasrudin replied, \"Tell your master that next time he\ngoes out, he should not leave his face at the window.  Someone might steal it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24586,68,'\nNasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers\ngathered around to hear what had passed.  \"At this time,\" said Nasrudin, \"I\nonly want to say that the King spoke to me.\"  All the villagers but the\nstupidest ran off to spread the wonderful news.  The remaining villager\nasked, \"What did the King say to you?\"  \"What he said -- and quite distinctly,\nfor everyone to hear -- was \'Get out of my way!\'\" The simpleton was overjoyed;\nhe had heard words actually spoken by the King, and seen the very man they\nwere spoken to.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24587,68,'\nNasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve\nhim.  Nasrudin said, \"First things first.  Did you see me walk into your\nshop?\"\n\t\"Of course.\"\n\t\"Have you ever seen me before?\"\n\t\"Never.\"\n\t\"Then how do you know it was me?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24588,68,'\nNasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, \"The moon is more useful\nthan the sun.\"\n\t\"Why?\", he was asked.\n\t\"Because at night we need the light more.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24589,68,'\nNasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.\nSuddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his\nhand.  As the bird flew off, Nasrudin called after it, \"Foolish bird!  You\nhave the liver, but what can you do with it without the recipe?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24590,68,'\nNinety percent of everything is crap.\n\t\t-- Theodore Sturgeon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24591,68,'\nNinety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.\nThe other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.\n\t\t-- Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24592,68,'\nNo man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the\nContinent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea,\nEurope is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if\na Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes\nme, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know\nfor whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.\n\t\t-- John Donne, \"No Man is an Iland\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24593,68,'\nNo matter where I go, the place is always called \"here\".\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24594,68,'\nNo use getting too involved in life -- you\'re only here for a limited time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24595,68,'\nNobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24596,68,'\nNonsense and beauty have close connections.\n\t\t-- E.M. Forster\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24597,68,'\nNormal times may possibly be over forever.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24598,68,'\nNot every question deserves an answer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24599,68,'\nNothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be understood.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24600,68,'\nNothing is as simple as it seems at first\n\tOr as hopeless as it seems in the middle\n\t\tOr as finished as it seems in the end.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24601,68,'\nNothing is but what is not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24602,68,'\nNothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24603,68,'\nNothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.\n\t\t-- Michel de Montaigne\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24604,68,'\nNothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.\n\t\t-- Arthur Balfour\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24605,68,'\nOf all men\'s miseries, the bitterest is this:\nto know so much and have control over nothing.\n\t\t-- Herodotus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24606,68,'\nOnce the toothpaste is out of the tube, it\'s hard to get it back in.\n\t\t-- H.R. Haldeman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24607,68,'\n\tOnce there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great\ncrystal river.  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs\nand rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and\nresisting the current what each had learned from birth.  But one creature\nsaid at last, \"I trust that the current knows where it is going.  I shall\nlet go, and let it take me where it will.  Clinging, I shall die of boredom.\"\n\tThe other creatures laughed and said, \"Fool!  Let go, and that current\nyou worship will throw you tumbled and smashed across the rocks, and you will\ndie quicker than boredom!\"\n\tBut the one heeded them not, and taking a breath did let go, and at\nonce was tumbled and smashed by the current across the rocks.  Yet, in time,\nas the creature refused to cling again, the current lifted him free from the\nbottom, and he was bruised and hurt no more.\n\tAnd the creatures downstream, to whom he was a stranger, cried, \"See\na miracle!  A creature like ourselves, yet he flies!  See the Messiah, come\nto save us all!\"  And the one carried in the current said, \"I am no more\nMessiah than you.  The river delight to lift us free, if only we dare let go.\nOur true work is this voyage, this adventure.\n\tBut they cried the more, \"Saviour!\" all the while clinging to the\nrocks, making legends of a Saviour.\n\t\t-- Richard Bach\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24608,68,'\nOnce you\'ve tried to change the world you find it\'s a whole bunch easier\nto change your mind.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24609,68,'\n\tOne day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached\nan enlightened state.  Much impressed by this news, several of his peers\nwent to speak with him.\n\t\"We have heard that you are enlightened.  Is this true?\" his fellow\nstudents inquired.\n\t\"It is\", Kyogen answered.\n\t\"Tell us\", said a friend, \"how do you feel?\"\n\t\"As miserable as ever\", replied the enlightened Kyogen.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24610,68,'\nOne day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the\ntruth.  A gallows was erected in front of the city gates.  A herald announced,\n\"Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question\nwhich will be put to him.\"  Nasrudin was first in line.  The captain of the\nguard asked him, \"Where are you going?  Tell the truth -- the alternative\nis death by hanging.\"\n\t\"I am going,\" said Nasrudin, \"to be hanged on that gallows.\"\n\t\"I don\'t believe you.\"\n\t\"Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!\"\n\t\"But that would make it the truth!\"\n\t\"Exactly,\" said Nasrudin, \"your truth.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24611,68,'\nOne learns to itch where one can scratch.\n\t\t-- Ernest Bramah\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24612,68,'\nOne meets his destiny often on the road he takes to avoid it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24613,68,'\nOne monk said to the other, \"The fish has flopped out of the net! How will it\nlive?\" The other said, \"When you have gotten out of the net, I\'ll tell you.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24614,68,'\nOnly that in you which is me can hear what I\'m saying.\n\t\t-- Baba Ram Dass\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24615,68,'\nOnly those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about\ncan be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24616,68,'\nParadise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.\n\t\t-- Laurie Anderson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24617,68,'\nPerfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but\nwhen there is no longer anything to take away.\n\t\t-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24618,68,'\nPerhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24619,68,'\nPhilosophy will clip an angel\'s wings.\n\t\t-- John Keats\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24620,68,'\nPush where it gives and scratch where it itches.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24621,68,'\nReality always seems harsher in the early morning.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24622,68,'\nReality does not exist -- yet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24623,68,'\nReality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?\n\t\t-- Patrick Sky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24624,68,'\nReality is for people who lack imagination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24625,68,'\nReality is just a convenient measure of complexity.\n\t\t-- Alvy Ray Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24626,68,'\nReality is just a crutch for people who can\'t handle science fiction.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24627,68,'\nReality is nothing but a collective hunch.\n\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24628,68,'\n\"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn\'t go away\".\n\t\t-- Philip K. Dick\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24629,68,'\nRemember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over\nthe first one.\n\t\t-- Confusion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24630,68,'\nRule of Life #1 -- Never get separated from your luggage.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24631,68,'\nSeeing is believing.  You wouldn\'t have seen it if you hadn\'t believed it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24632,68,'\nSince everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is,\nhaving nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well\nburst out in laughter.\n\t\t-- Long Chen Pa\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24633,68,'\nSo little time, so little to do.\n\t\t-- Oscar Levant\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24634,68,'\nSometimes even to live is an act of courage.\n\t\t-- Seneca\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24635,68,'\nSometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24636,68,'\nStandards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by\nno means the only \'certain\' standard.  If you mistake what is relative for\nsomething certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth.\n\t\t-- Chuang Tzu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24637,68,'\nSuffering alone exists, none who suffer;\nThe deed there is, but no doer thereof;\nNirvana is, but no one is seeking it;\nThe Path there is, but none who travel it.\n\t\t-- \"Buddhist Symbolism\", Symbols and Values\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24638,68,'\nSuperstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes\na-begging.\n\t\t-- Martin Luther\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24639,68,'\nTake your dying with some seriousness, however.  Laughing on the way to\nyour execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,\nand they\'ll call you crazy.\n\t\t-- \"Messiah\'s Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24640,68,'\nThat that is is that that is not is not.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24641,68,'\nThat, that is, is.\nThat, that is not, is not.\nThat, that is, is not that, that is not.\nThat, that is not, is not that, that is.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24642,68,'\nThe absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.\n\t\t-- A. Camus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24643,68,'\nThe best you get is an even break.\n\t\t-- Franklin Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24644,68,'\n\"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain.\"\n\t\t-- G. Fitch\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24645,68,'\nThe chief cause of problems is solutions.\n\t\t-- Eric Sevareid\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24646,68,'\nThe chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.\n\t\t-- Alfred Adler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24647,68,'\nThe days are all empty and the nights are unreal.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24648,68,'\nThe door is the key.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24649,68,'\nThe eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing,\nthe mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its\nown capacity. ...  Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god\nof the Northern Ocean, happened once to meet in the realm of Chaos, the god\nof the center.  Chaos treated them very handsomely and they discussed together\nwhat they could do to repay his kindness.  They had noticed that, whereas\neveryone else had seven apertures, for sight, hearing, eating, breathing and\nso on, Chaos had none.  So they decided to make the experiment of boring holes\nin him.  Every day they bored a hole, and on the seventh day, Chaos died.\n\t\t-- Chuang Tzu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24650,68,'\nThe farther you go, the less you know.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu, \"Tao Te Ching\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24651,68,'\nThe final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.\n\t\t-- Maurice Chapelain, \"Main courante\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24652,68,'\nThe first requisite for immortality is death.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24653,68,'\nThe greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.\n\t\t-- Sophocles\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24654,68,'\nThe longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.\n\t\t-- Marcus Terentius Varro\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24655,68,'\nThe major sin is the sin of being born.\n\t\t-- Samuel Beckett\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24656,68,'\nThe mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice\nand tragedy.  What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the\nmaster calls a butterfly.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24657,68,'\nThe more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and\nrobbers there will be.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24658,68,'\nThe more you complain, the longer God lets you live.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24659,68,'\nThe moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24660,68,'\nThe most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably\nnot true.  It is the chief occupation of mankind.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24661,68,'\nThe only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24662,68,'\nThe only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal.\nThe highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may\nexperience it as such.  Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and\nthinking: all the rest of the world is slow, gradual and stupid.  Whoever\ncould feel the course of a light ray would be very happy, for it is very\nswift.  Thinking of oneself gives little happiness.  If, however, one feels\nmuch happiness in this, it is because at bottom one is not thinking of\noneself but of one\'s ideal.  This is far, and only the swift shall reach\nit and are delighted.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24663,68,'\nThe optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds,\nand the pessimist knows it.\n\t\t-- J. Robert Oppenheimer, \"Bulletin of Atomic Scientists\"\n\nYet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking\nalmost gently.  The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all\npossible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.\n\t\t-- James Cabell, \"The Silver Stallion\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24664,68,'\nThe Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases:\n\"Let our thoughts be correct\".\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24665,68,'\nThe price of success in philosophy is triviality.\n\t\t-- C. Glymour.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24666,68,'\nThe questions remain the same.  The answers are eternally variable.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24667,68,'\nThe race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but\nthat\'s the way to bet.\n\t\t-- Damon Runyon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24668,68,'\nThe root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits,\nbut not when it misses.\n\t\t-- Francis Bacon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24669,68,'\nThe savior becomes the victim.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24670,68,'\nThe soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24671,68,'\nThe state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.\n\t\t-- Alexandre Arnoux, \"Etudes et caprices\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24672,68,'\nThe true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height\nbut just above the ground.  It seems more designed to make people stumble\nthan to be walked upon.\n\t\t-- Franz Kafka\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24673,68,'\nThe truth is rarely pure, and never simple.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24674,68,'\nThe truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.\n\t\t-- Lenny Bruce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24675,68,'\nThe truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.\n\t\t-- Stanley Kubrick\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24676,68,'\nThe truth you speak has no past and no future.  It is, and that\'s all it\nneeds to be.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24677,68,'\nThe world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums.\nIt is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish.\nYou are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
