
20 Reasons Why a Beer is Bettern than a Man:

	 (1) A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
	 (2) A beer doesn't want to watch pro wrestling.
	 (3) A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
	 (4) You don't have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer.
	 (5) A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
	 (6) A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
	 (7) A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburator.
	 (8) A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
	 (9) A beer won't steal the covers.
	(10) A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo".
	(11) A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
	(12) A beer can't talk about the women who had it before you.
	(13) A beer tastes good.
	(14) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
	(15) A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers' 
	     quarterback.
	(16) You don't have to let a beer win.
	(17) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.
	(18) A beer will never call you "Babe".  Or "Sugar-hips".
	(19) A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
	(20) You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
