
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

	 (1) Beer understands the difference between shooting down an
	     unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner
	     out of the sky.
	 (2) A beer would never own a car with an automatic transmission.
	 (3) A beer never fishes for compliments.
	 (4) Beer tastes good.
	 (5) A beer can enjoy an evening of watching "Johnny-the-Wadd-Holmes'
	     Greatest Hits" as much as you do.
	 (6) An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
	 (7) A beer won't ask you to pick up some tampons when you go to the store.
	 (8) Beer never asks you to change the station.
	 (9) A beer won't fill up your 'Vette with 85-octane gas because it's
	     twenty cents less expensive.
	(10) A beer won't make you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste
	     like grass.
