
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

	 (1) Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
	 (2) A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car.
	 (3) If a beer did have a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
	 (4) A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
	 (5) A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
	 (6) You don't have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer.
	 (7) A beer won't switch the TV channel.
	 (8) A beer doesn't snore.
	 (9) A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carbueretor.
	(10) A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
