INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24678,68,'\nThere are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.\n\t\t-- Baba Ram Dass\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24679,68,'\nThere are no winners in life, only survivors.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24680,68,'\nThere are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of\ndiscovering them over and over and over.\n\t\t-- David Nichols\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24681,68,'\nThere is more to life than increasing its speed.\n\t\t-- Mahatma Gandhi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24682,68,'\nThere is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.\n\t\t-- Cato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24683,68,'\nThere is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.\n\t\t-- George Santayana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24684,68,'\nThere is no sin but ignorance.\n\t\t-- Christopher Marlowe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24685,68,'\nThere is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,\" said\na monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.\n\t\"And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with\nan unanswerable question,\" said Nasrudin.\n\t\"I could have answered it if I had been there.\"\n\t\"Very well.  He asked, \'Why are you breaking into my house in\nthe middle of the night?\'\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24686,68,'\nThere\'s only one everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24687,68,'\nTo get something clean, one has to get something dirty.\nTo get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24688,68,'\nTo give happiness is to deserve happiness.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24689,68,'\nTo give of yourself, you must first know yourself.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24690,68,'\nTo have died once is enough.\n\t\t-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24691,68,'\nTo lead people, you must follow behind.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24692,68,'\nTruth has no special time of its own.  Its hour is now -- always.\n\t\t-- Albert Schweitzer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24693,68,'\nTruth is hard to find and harder to obscure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24694,68,'\nTruth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy\nof him that brought her birth.\n\t\t-- Milton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24695,68,'\nTwo men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.  The first man said,\n\"This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation.\" The second man said,\n\"He bit it himself.\" Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour\ntrying to bite his own ear.  He succeeded only in falling over and bruising\nhis forehead.  Returning to the courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, \"Examine the\nman whose ear was bitten. If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and\nthe case is dismissed.  If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it\nand must pay three silver pieces.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24696,68,'\nTwo men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things,\nwith all due respect for their breakfast.  \"I wonder why it is that\ntoast always falls on the buttered side,\" said one.\n\t\"Tell me,\" replied his friend, \"why you say such a thing.  Look\nat this.\"  And he dropped his toast on the floor, where it landed on the\ndry side.\n\t\"So, what have you to say for your theory now?\"\n\t\"What am I to say?  You obviously buttered the wrong side.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24697,68,'\nWaste not fresh tears over old griefs.\n\t\t-- Euripides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24698,68,'\nWe can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.\n\t\t-- Yates\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24699,68,'\nWe have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.\n\t\t-- Margaret Mead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24700,68,'\nWe have only two things to worry about:  That things will never get\nback to normal, and that they already have.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24701,68,'\nWe have reason to be afraid.  This is a terrible place.\n\t\t-- John Berryman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24702,68,'\nWe rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who,\ncontent with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.\n\t\t-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24703,68,'\nWe\'re all in this alone.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24704,68,'\nWe\'re mortal -- which is to say, we\'re ignorant, stupid, and sinful --\nbut those are only handicaps.  Our pride is that nevertheless, now and\nthen, we do our best.  A few times we succeed.  What more dare we ask for?\n\t\t-- Ensign Flandry\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24705,68,'\n\"We\'re not talking about the same thing,\" he said. \"For you the world is\nweird because if you\'re not bored with it you\'re at odds with it. For me\nthe world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious,\nunfathomable; my interest has been to convince you that you must accept\nresponsibility for being here, in this marvelous world, in this marvelous\ndesert, in this marvelous time.  I wanted to convince you that you must\nlearn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a\nshort while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.\"\n\t\t-- Don Juan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24706,68,'\n\tWell, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines\nof Science seemed to offer much hope, it\'s time to go beyond them...\n\tDrawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced\nonly by Masters of the Universal Way of Zen.  In it his mind floated freely,\nable to rummage at will among the bits and pieces of data he had absorbed,\nundistracted by any outside disturbances.  Logical structures no longer\ninhibited him. Pre-conceptions, prejudices, ordinary human standards vanished.\nAll things, those previously trivial as well as those once thought important,\nbecame absolutely equal by acquiring an absolute value, revealing relationships\nnot evident to ordinary vision.  Like beads strung on a string of their own\nmeaning, each thing pointed to its own common ground of existence, shared by\nall.  Finally, each began to melt into each, staying itself while becoming\nall others.  And Mind no longer contemplated Problem, but became Problem,\ndestroying Subject-Object by becoming them.\n\tTime passed, unheeded.\n\tEventually, there was a tentative stirring, then a decisive one, and\nNakamura arose, a smile on his face and the light of laughter in his eyes.\n\t\t-- Wayfarer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24707,68,'\nWell, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.\n\t\t-- Buckaroo Banzai\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24708,68,'\n\"Well,\" Brahma said, \"even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no\nwiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.\"\n\t\t-- The Mahabharata.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24709,68,'\nWhat does not destroy me, makes me stronger.\n\t\t-- Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24710,68,'\nWhat makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there\'s nothing\nto compare it with.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24711,68,'\nWhat sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?\n\t\t-- Ursula K. LeGuin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24712,68,'\nWhat we Are is God\'s gift to us.\nWhat we Become is our gift to God.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24713,68,'\nWhatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.\n\t\t-- Friedrich Nietzsche\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24714,68,'\nWhatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.\n\t\t-- Gandhi\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24715,68,'\nWhen it\'s dark enough you can see the stars.\n\t\t-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24716,68,'\nWhen the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is\nmetaphysics.\n\t\t-- Voltaire\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24717,68,'\nWhen the wind is great, bow before it;\nwhen the wind is heavy, yield to it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24718,68,'\nWhen you are young, you enjoy a sustained illusion that sooner or later\nsomething marvelous is going to happen, that you are going to transcend\nyour parents\' limitations...  At the same time, you feel sure that in all\nthe wilderness of possibility; in all the forests of opinion, there is a\nvital something that can be known -- known and grasped.  That we will\neventually know it, and convert the whole mystery into a coherent\nnarrative.  So that then one\'s true life -- the point of everything --\nwill emerge from the mist into a pure light, into total comprehension.\nBut it isn\'t like that at all.  But if it isn\'t, where did the idea come\nfrom, to torture and unsettle us?\n\t\t-- Brian Aldiss, \"Helliconia Summer\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24719,68,'\nWhen you die, you lose a very important part of your life.\n\t\t-- Brooke Shields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24720,68,'\nWho does not trust enough will not be trusted.\n\t\t-- Lao Tsu\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24721,68,'\nWisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.\n\t\t-- J. Winter Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24722,68,'\nWisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24723,68,'\n[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying\nhold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.\n\t\t-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24724,68,'\nWith listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24725,68,'\nWonder is the feeling of a philosopher, and philosophy begins in wonder.\n\t\t-- Socrates, quoting Plato\n\t[Huh?  That\'s like Johnson quoting Boswell]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24726,68,'\n\tWork Hard.\n\tRock Hard.\n\tEat Hard.\n\tSleep Hard.\n\tGrow Big.\n\tWear Glasses If You Need \'Em.\n\t\t-- The Webb Wilder Credo\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24727,68,'\nYes, but which self do you want to be?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24728,68,'\nYou are never given a wish without also being given the\npower to make it true.  You may have to work for it, however.\n\t\t-- R. Bach, \"Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for\n\t\t   the Advanced Soul\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24729,68,'\nYou can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.\n\t\t-- Tim Leary\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24730,68,'\nYou can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24731,68,'\nYou can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24732,68,'\nYou can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.\n\t\t-- Jeannette Rankin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24733,68,'\nYou can observe a lot just by watching.\n\t\t-- Yogi Berra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24734,68,'\nYou can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24735,68,'\nYou can\'t get there from here.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24736,68,'\nYou can\'t mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24737,68,'\nYou can\'t push on a string.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24738,68,'\nYou can\'t run away forever,\nBut there\'s nothing wrong with getting a good head start.\n\t\t-- Jim Steinman, \"Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24739,68,'\n\"You can\'t survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.\"\n\t\t-- Charles Schulz, \"Things I\'ve Had to Learn Over and\n\t\t   Over and Over\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24740,68,'\nYou can\'t take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24741,68,'\nYou climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads\nlead down.\n\t\t-- Stanislaw Lem, \"The Cyberiad\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24742,68,'\nYou have all eternity to be cautious in when you\'re dead.\n\t\t-- Lois Platford\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24743,68,'\nYou have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.\nIf you want to get anywhere, you\'ll have to run much faster.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24744,68,'\n\t\"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you\nany old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you\nfit to hear his view of things?\"\n\t\"Quite the contrary.  You must defend your integrity, assuming\nyou have integrity to defend.  But you must defend it nobly, not by\nimitating his own low behavior.  If you are gentle where he is rough,\nif you are polite where he is uncouth, then he will recognize you as\npotentially worthy.  If he does not, then he is not a master, after all,\nand you may feel free to kick his ass.\"\n\t\t-- Tom Robbins, \"Jitterbug Perfume\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24745,68,'\nYou will always find something in the last place you look.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24746,68,'\n\"You would do well not to imagine profundity,\" he said.  \"Anything that seems\nof momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.\nConversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.\nBecause death is momentous, give it no thought; because victory is important,\ngive it no thought; because the method of achievement and discovery is less\nmomentous than the effect, dwell always upon the method.  You will strengthen\nyourself in this way.\"\n\t\t-- Jessica Salmonson, \"The Swordswoman\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24747,68,'\nYour happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24748,68,'\nYour mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24749,68,'\nYour only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.  Being\ntrue to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the\nmark of a fake messiah.  The simplest questions are the most profound.\nWhere were you born?  Where is your home?  Where are you going?  What\nare you doing?  Think about these once in awhile and watch your answers\nchange.\n\t\t-- Messiah\'s Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24750,68,'\nYour picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24751,68,'\nYour wig steers the gig.\n\t\t-- Lord Buckley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24752,69,'(1)\tOffice employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the\n\tfurniture, shelves, and showcases.\n(2)\tEach day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.\n\tWash the windows once a week.\n(3)\tEach clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of\n\tcoal for the day\'s business.\n(4)\tMake your pens carefully.  You may whittle nibs to your\n\tindividual taste.\n(5)\tThis office will open at 7 a.m. and close at 8 p.m. except\n\ton the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.  Each\n\temployee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending\n\tchurch and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord.\n\t\t-- \"Office Worker\'s Guide\", New England Carriage\n\t\t    Works, 1872\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24753,69,'\n(6)\tMen employees will be given time off each week for courting\n\tpurposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.\n(7)\tAfter an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the\n\toffice, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible\n\tand other good books.\n(8)\tEvery employee should lay aside from each pay packet a goodly\n\tsum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years,\n\tso that he will not become a burden on society or his betters.\n(9)\tAny employee who smokes Spanish cigars, uses alcoholic drink\n\tin any form, frequents pool tables and public halls, or gets\n\tshaved in a barber\'s shop, will give me good reason to suspect\n\this worth, intentions, integrity and honesty.\n(10)\tThe employee who has performed his labours faithfully and\n\twithout a fault for five years, will be given an increase of\n\tfive cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the\n\tbusiness permit it.\n\t\t-- \"Office Worker\'s Guide\", New England Carriage Works, 1872\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24754,69,'\nA bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and\nask for it back the when it begins to rain.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24755,69,'\nA boss with no humor is like a job that\'s no fun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24756,69,'\nA budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\nas afterward.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24757,69,'\nA businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.\n\t\t-- Paul Valery\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24758,69,'\nA committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.\n\t\t-- Milton Berle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24759,69,'\nA committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough For Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24760,69,'\nA committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the\nseed from which other committees will bloom.\n\t\t-- Parkinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24761,69,'\nA commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.\n\t\t-- R. Stallman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24762,69,'\nA company is known by the men it keeps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24763,69,'\nA consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it\nis, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24764,69,'\nA continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.\n\t\t-- Dyer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24765,69,'\nA cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It is encased\nin untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at\neach corner.  The front end of the machine, or input, contains the cutting\nand grinding mechanism, utilizing a unique feedback device.  Here also are\nthe headlights, air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and a foghorn.\n\tAt the rear, the machine carries the milk-dispensing equipment as\nwell as a built-in flyswatter and insect repeller.  The central portion\nhouses a hydro- chemical-conversion unit.  Briefly, this consists of four\nfermentation and storage tanks connected in series by an intricate network\nof flexible plumbing.  This assembly also contains the central heating plant\ncomplete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station and main\nventilating system.  The waste disposal apparatus is located to the rear of\nthis central section.\n\tCows are available fully-assembled in an assortment of sizes and\ncolors.  Production output ranges from 2 to 20 tons of milk per year.  In\nbrief, the main external visible features of the cow are:  two lookers, two\nhookers, four stander-uppers, four hanger-downers, and a swishy-wishy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24766,69,'\nA feed salesman is on his way to a farm.  As he\'s driving along at forty\nm.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running\nalongside him, keeping pace with his car.  He is amazed that a chicken is\nrunning at forty m.p.h.  So he speeds up to forty-five, fifty, then sixty\nm.p.h.  The chicken keeps right up with him the whole way, then suddenly\ntakes off and disappears into the distance.\n\tThe man pulls into the farmyard and says to the farmer, \"You know,\nthe strangest thing just happened to me; I was driving along at at least\nsixty miles an hour and a chicken passed me like I was standing still!\"\n\t\"Yeah,\" the farmer replies, \"that chicken was ours.  You see, there\'s\nme, and there\'s Ma, and there\'s our son Billy.  Whenever we had chicken for\ndinner, we would all want a drumstick, so we\'d have to kill two chickens.\nSo we decided to try and breed a three-legged chicken so each of us could\nhave a drumstick.\"\n\t\"How do they taste?\" said the farmer.\n\t\"Don\'t know,\" replied the farmer.  \"We haven\'t been able to catch\none yet.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24767,69,'\nA freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24768,69,'\nA good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24769,69,'\nA holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while\nthe policeman searches you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24770,69,'\nA man is known by the company he organizes.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24771,69,'\nA meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24772,69,'\nA memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.\n\t\t-- Dean Acheson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24773,69,'\nA motion to adjourn is always in order.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24774,69,'\nA mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24775,69,'\nA new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.\nAnyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now\nhas no excuse for further procrastination.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24776,69,'\nA rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24777,69,'\n... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you\nwere a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn\'t you were a shyster, a piker and\na fly-by-night.  These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle\nBigger Propositions.  But they didn\'t imply that you were to be impractical\nand refuse to take twice the value for a house if a buyer was such an idiot\nthat he didn\'t force you down on the asking price.\n\t\t-- Sinclair Lewis, \"Babbitt\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24778,69,'\nA traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three\nwooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.\nIntrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer\nsitting in the yard watching the pig.  \n\t\"That\'s quite a pig you have there, sir\" said the salesman. \n\t\"Sure is, son,\" the farmer replied.  \"Why, two years ago, my daughter\nwas swimming in the lake and bumped her head and damned near drowned, but that\npig swam out and dragged her back to shore.\"\n\t\"Amazing!\"  the salesman exlaimed.\n\t\"And that\'s not the only thing.  Last fall I was cuttin\' wood up on\nthe north forty when a tree fell on me.  Pinned me to the ground, it did.  \nThat pig run up and wiggled underneath that tree and lifted it off of me.\nSaved my life.\"\n\t\"Fantastic!  the salesman said.  But tell me, how come the pig has\nthree wooden legs?\"\n\tThe farmer stared at the newcomer in amazement.  \"Mister, when you \ngot an amazin\' pig like that, you don\'t eat him all at once.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24779,69,'\nA verbal contract isn\'t worth the paper it\'s written on.\n\t\t-- Samuel Goldwyn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24780,69,'\nAbout the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.\n\t\t-- Herbert Hoover\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24781,69,'\nAccording to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something\neveryone should do at least 6 times a day.  In an effort to increase the\nnational average  (the US ranks third among the world\'s superpowers in\nsmiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and\nmost importantly, to smile.  Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly\nthat they can not only meet but surpass the national average...  except for\nTubby Ackerman.  But because Tubby does such a fine job of racing around\nparking lots with a large butterfly net retrieving floating IC chips, Xerox\ndecided to give him a break.  If you see Tubby in a parking lot he may have\na sheepish grin.  This is where the expression, \"Service with a slightly\nsheepish grin\" comes from.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24782,69,'\nAccording to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the\nearlier reports.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24783,69,'\nAdvertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest\nway of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.\n\t\t-- Sinclair Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24784,69,'\nAdvertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.\n\t\t-- George Orwell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24785,69,'\nAdvertising may be described as the science of arresting the human\nintelligence long enough to get money from it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24786,69,'\nAfter all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24787,69,'\nAfter any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the\nmonth than you did before.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24788,69,'\nAll I ask is a chance to prove that money can\'t make me happy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24789,69,'\nAll the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too,\nprovided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you subscribe\nto the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the\ncost of your house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief\nJustice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: \"Where else are you\ngoing to read the paper?  Outside?  What if it rains?\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Sweating Out Taxes\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24790,69,'\nAll this big deal about white collar crime -- what\'s WRONG with white collar\ncrime?  Who enjoys his job today?  You?  Me?  Anybody?  The only satisfying\npart of any job is coffee break, lunch hour and quitting time.  Years ago\nthere was at least the hope of improvement -- eventual promotion -- more\nimportant jobs to come.  Once you can be sold the myth that you may make\npresident of the company you\'ll hardly ever steal stamps.  But nobody \nbelieves he\'s going to be president anymore.  The more people change jobs\nthe more they realize that there is a direct connection between working for\na living and total stupefying boredom.  So why NOT take revenge?  You\'re not\ngoing to find ME knocking a guy because he pads an expense account and his\nhome stationery carries the company emblem.  Take away crime from the white\ncollar worker and you will rob him of his last vestige of job interest.\n\t\t-- J. Feiffer\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24791,69,'\nAll this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn\'t for money, it\'s for fun.\nMoney\'s just the way we keep score.\n\t\t-- Henry Tyroon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24792,69,'\nAll warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24793,69,'\nAmerica works less, when you say \"Union Yes!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24794,69,'\nAmerican business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees\nbe honest and hardworking.  It has even stopped hoping for employees who are\neducated enough that they can tell the difference between the men\'s room and\nthe women\'s room without having little pictures on the doors.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Urine Trouble, Mister\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24795,69,'\nAn office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director\'s\nchance to kiss the tea-girl.  It is the tea-girl\'s chance to kiss the\nManaging Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone\nwho has seen the Managing Director face on).\n\t\t-- Katherine Whitehorn, \"Roundabout\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24796,69,'\nAnyone can do any amount of work provided it isn\'t the work he is supposed \nto be doing at the moment.\n\t\t-- Robert Benchley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24797,69,'\nAnyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.\n\t\t-- Publius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24798,69,'\nAnyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with none.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24799,69,'\nAnything free is worth what you pay for it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24800,69,'\nAnything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\nprice went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\nmeans the price went way up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24801,69,'\n\"At least they\'re ___________\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\bEXPERIENCED incompetents\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24802,69,'\nAt these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.\n\t\t-- Peter G. Alaquon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24803,69,'\nAt work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the\nnumber of pens that person is carrying.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24804,69,'\nBe sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24805,69,'\nBeen Transferred Lately?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24806,69,'\n... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech\nor my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility.  What\ndid it matter what anyone knew or ignored?  What did it matter who was\nmanager?  One gets sometimes such a flash of insight. The essentials of\nthis affair lay deep under the surface, beyond my reach, and beyond my\npower of meddling.\n\t\t-- Joseph Conrad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24807,69,'\nBetween 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson\nBay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate.\nUsing a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and\ngreat effort pushing boulders into a single word.\n\nIt can be seen from 10,000 feet, silhouetted against the snow.\nGovernment officials exchanged memos full of circumlocutions (no Latin\nequivalent exists) but failed to word an appropriation bill for the\ndestruction of this cairn, that wouldn\'t alert the press and embarrass\nboth Parliament and Party.\n\nIt stands today, a monument to human spirit.  If life exists on other\nplanets, this may be the first message received from us.\n\t\t-- The Realist, November, 1964.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24808,69,'\nBeware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather\na new wearer of clothes.\n\t\t-- Henry David Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24809,69,'\nBiz is better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24810,69,'\nBody by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24811,69,'\nBullwinkle:\tYou just leave that to my pal.  He\'s the brains of the outfit.\nGeneral:\tWhat does that make YOU?\nBullwinkle:\tWhat else?  An executive.\n\t\t-- Jay Ward\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24812,69,'\nBusiness is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.\nYou keep score with money.\n\t\t-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24813,69,'\nBusiness will be either better or worse.\n\t\t-- Calvin Coolidge\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24814,69,'\n\"But don\'t you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations\' paws.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24815,69,'\nBut the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a\nbrilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and\nlived in New Jersey.  Edison\'s first major invention in 1877, was the\nphonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where\nit basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented.  But Edison\'s\ngreatest achievement came in 1879, when he invented the electric company.\nEdison\'s design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit:\nthe electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then\nimmediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is\nthe brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again.\n\nThis means that an electric company can sell a customer the same batch of\nelectricity thousands of times a day and never get caught, since very few\ncustomers take the time to examine their electricity closely. In fact the\nlast year any new electricity was generated in the United States was 1937;\nthe electric companies have been merely re-selling it ever since, which is\nwhy they have so much free time to apply for rate increases.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"What is Electricity?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24816,69,'\n\tBy the middle 1880\'s, practically all the roads except those in\nthe South, were of the present standard gauge.  The southern roads were\nstill five feet between rails.\n\tIt was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard,\nin one day.  This remarkable piece of work was carried out on a Sunday in May\nof 1886.  For weeks beforehand, shops had been busy pressing wheels in on the\naxles to the new and narrower gauge, to have a supply of rolling stock which\ncould run on the new track as soon as it was ready.  Finally, on the day set,\ngreat numbers of gangs of track layers went to work at dawn.  Everywhere one\nrail was loosened, moved in three and one-half inches, and spiked down in its\nnew position.  By dark, trains from anywhere in the United States could operate\nover the tracks in the South, and a free interchange of freight cars everywhere\nwas possible.\n\t\t-- Robert Henry, \"Trains\", 1957\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24817,69,'\nBy working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be\nboss and work twelve.\n\t\t-- Robert Frost\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24818,69,'\nCan anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24819,69,'\nCan anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24820,69,'\nCarelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.\nCarefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected,\nmostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24821,69,'\nChairman of the Bored.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24822,69,'\nColumn 1\t\tColumn 2\t\tColumn 3\n\n0. integrated\t\t0. management\t\t0. options\n1. total\t\t1. organizational\t1. flexibility\n2. systematized\t\t2. monitored\t\t2. capability\n3. parallel\t\t3. reciprocal\t\t3. mobility\n4. functional\t\t4. digital\t\t4. programming\n5. responsive\t\t5. logistical\t\t5. concept\n6. optional\t\t6. transitional\t\t6. time-phase\n7. synchronized\t\t7. incremental\t\t7. projection\n8. compatible\t\t8. third-generation\t8. hardware\n9. balanced\t\t9. policy\t\t9. contingency\n\n\tThe procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number, then select\nthe corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance, number 257 produces\n\"systematized logistical projection,\" a phrase that can be dropped into\nvirtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.  \"No\none will have the remotest idea of what you\'re talking about,\" says Broughton,\n\"but the important thing is that they\'re not about to admit it.\"\n\t\t-- Philip Broughton, \"How to Win at Wordsmanship\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24823,69,'\nCommittees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to\nbe appointed to do the work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24824,69,'\nCompetence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of\nthe beholder.\n\t\t-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24825,69,'\nCompetitive fury is not always anger.  It is the true missionary\'s courage\nand zeal in facing the possibility that one\'s best may not be enough.\n\t\t-- Gene Scott\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24826,69,'\n... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___\b\b\bdid* quote anybody in this\nbusiness, it probably would be gibberish.\n\t\t-- Thom McLeod\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24827,69,'\n\"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I\'m rich.\"\n\t\t-- \"Ali Baba Bunny\" [1957, Chuck Jones]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24828,69,'\nConsider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to\nstick to one thing till it gets there.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24829,69,'\nConsultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\ngive it back to them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24830,69,'\nCredit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man\'s confidence in man.\n\t\t-- James Blish\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24831,69,'\nDealing with failure is easy:\n\tWork hard to improve.\nSuccess is also easy to handle:\n\tYou\'ve solved the wrong problem.\n\tWork hard to improve.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24832,69,'\nDealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation,\nall our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24833,69,' per year.\n\t\t-- C.N. Parkinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24834,69,'\nDear Lord:\n\tI just want *___\b\b\bone* one-armed manager so I never have to hear \"On\nthe other hand\", again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24835,69,'\nDear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?\n\nAnswer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs\nto alert the reader than an \"S\" is coming up at the end of a word, as in:\nWE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK\'S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM\'S.\nAnother important grammar concept to bear in mind when creating hand- lettered\nsmall-business signs is that you should put quotation marks around random\nwords for decoration, as in \"TRY\" OUR HOT DOG\'S, or even TRY \"OUR\" HOT DOG\'S.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Tips for Writer\'s\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24836,69,'\nDespite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24837,69,'\n\t\"Do you think what we\'re doing is wrong?\"\n\t\"Of course it\'s wrong!  It\'s illegal!\"\n\t\"I\'ve never done anything illegal before.\"\n\t\"I thought you said you were an accountant!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24838,69,'\nDon\'t be irreplaceable, if you can\'t be replaced, you can\'t be promoted.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24839,69,'\nDon\'t steal; thou\'lt never thus compete successfully in business.  Cheat.\n\t\t-- Ambrose Bierce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24840,69,'\nDon\'t tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.\n\t\t-- James J. Ling\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24841,69,'\n\"Don\'t tell me I\'m burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to\nget more wax!!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24842,69,'\nDreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24843,69,'\nDrilling for oil is boring.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24844,69,'\nEarn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24845,69,'\nErnest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.\n\t\"Ever since they threatened to fire me.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24846,69,'\nEver notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you\njust how busy they are?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24847,69,'\nEvery cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24848,69,'\n\"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24849,69,'\nEvery man thinks God is on his side.  The rich and powerful know that he is.\n\t\t-- Jean Anouilh, \"The Lark\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24850,69,'\nEvery morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it must run faster\nthan the fastest lion or it will be killed.  Every morning a lion wakes up.\nIt knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.\nIt doesn\'t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes\nup, you\'d better be running.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24851,69,'\n\"Every morning, I get up and look through the \'Forbes\' list of the\nrichest people in America.  If I\'m not there, I go to work\"\n\t\t-- Robert Orben\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24852,69,'\nEvery successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no\nguarantee of eventual success.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24853,69,'\nEvery young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is\nthe best one.\n\t\t-- Jack Hurley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24854,69,'\nEverybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that\ncalled for a small employee contribution.  The company was paying all\nthe rest.  Unfortunately, 100');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24855,69,' employee participation was needed;\notherwise the plan was off.  Sam\'s boss and his fellow workers pleaded\nand cajoled, but to no avail.  Sam said the plan would never pay off.\nFinally the company president called Sam into his office.\n\t\"Sam,\" he said, \"here\'s a copy of the new pension plan and here\'s\na pen.  I want you to sign the papers.  I\'m sorry, but if you don\'t sign,\nyou\'re fired.  As of right now.\"\n\tSam signed the papers immediately.\n\t\"Now,\" said the president, \"would you mind telling me why you\ncouldn\'t have signed earlier?\"\n\t\"Well, sir,\" replied Sam, \"nobody explained it to me quite so\nclearly before.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24856,69,'\nEverybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.\n\t\t-- Arthur Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24857,69,'\nEveryone who comes in here wants three things:\n\t(1) They want it quick.\n\t(2) They want it good.\n\t(3) They want it cheap.\nI tell \'em to pick two and call me back.\n\t\t-- sign on the back wall of a small printing company\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24858,69,'\nExceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.\n\t\t-- Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24859,69,'\nExcerpt from a conversation between a customer support person and a\ncustomer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab:\n\nSupport:  \"You\'re not our only customer, you know.\"\nCustomer: \"But we\'re one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24860,69,'\nExecutive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do\nthe work.\n\t\t-- John G. Pollard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24861,69,'\n\tExxon\'s \'Universe of Energy\' tends to the peculiar rather than the\nhumorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and\nrain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the\nseats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs.\nThe dinosaurs are depicted without accuracy and too close to your face.\n\t\"One of the few real novelties at Epcot is the use of smell to\naggravate illusions.  Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like,\nbut Exxon has decided they smelled bad.\n\t\"At the other end of Dino Ditch ... there\'s a final, very addled\nmessage about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise.  I dozed off during this,\nbut the import seems to be that dinosaurs don\'t have anything to do with\nenergy policy and neither do you.\"\n\t\t-- P.J. O\'Rourke, \"Holidays in Hell\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24862,69,'\nFailure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24863,69,'\nFast, cheap, good: pick two.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24864,69,'\nFear is the greatest salesman.\n\t\t-- Robert Klein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24865,69,'\nFeel disillusioned?  I\'ve got some great new illusions, right here!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24866,69,'\nFor every bloke who makes his mark, there\'s half a dozen waiting to rub it out.\n\t\t-- Andy Capp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24867,69,'\nGenius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.\n\t\t-- Thomas Alva Edison\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24868,69,'\nGenius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24869,69,'\nGetting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.\n\nCorollary:\n\tFollowing the rules will not get the job done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24870,69,'\n\"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around,\nI\'d rather lie around.  No contest.\"\n\t\t-- Eric Clapton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24871,69,'\nGod help those who do not help themselves.\n\t\t-- Wilson Mizner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24872,69,'\nGod helps them that themselves.\n\t\t-- Benjamin Franklin, \"Poor Richard\'s Almanac\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24873,69,'\nGood day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24874,69,'\nGood salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.\n\t\t-- R.E. Schenk\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24875,69,'\nHappiness is a positive cash flow.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24876,69,'\nHard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?\n\t\t-- Charlie McCarthy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24877,69,'\nHave you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you\n`there\'s a time for work and a time for play\' never find the time for play?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24878,69,'\nHe has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.\n\t\t-- Bion\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24879,69,'\nHe who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24880,69,'\nHe who is content with his lot probably has a lot.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24881,69,'\nHe who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24882,69,'\n\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\nPresidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ...\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24883,69,'\n\t\"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?\"\n\t\"Whattaya need?\"\n\t\"Oh, about $500.\"\n\t\"Whattaya got for collateral?\"\n\t\"Whattaya need?\"\n\t\"How about an eye?\"\n\t\t-- Sam Giancana\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24884,69,'\nHideously disfigured by an ancient Indian curse?\n\n\t\tWE CAN HELP!\n\nCall (511) 338-0959 for an immediate appointment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24885,69,'\nHire the morally handicapped.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24886,69,'\n\tHome centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who\'s willing to\npay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber,\nhardware, and toasters all in one location.  Notice I say \"shop for,\" as\nopposed to \"obtain.\" This is the major drawback of home centers: they are\nalways out of everything except artificial Christmas trees.  The home center\nemployees have no time to reorder merchandise because they are too busy\napplying little price stickers to every object -- every board, washer, nail\nand screw -- in the entire store ...\n\n\tLet\'s say a piece in your toilet tank breaks, so you remove the\nbroken part, take it to the home center, and ask an employee if he has a\nreplacement.  The employee, who has never is his life even seen the inside\nof a toilet tank, will peer at the broken part in very much the same way\nthat a member of a primitive Amazon jungle tribe would look at an electronic\ncalculator, and then say, \"We\'re expecting a shipment of these sometime\naround the middle of next week.\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24887,69,'\nHonesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.\n\t\t-- Plato\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24888,69,'\nHonesty pays, but it doesn\'t seem to pay enough to suit some people.\n\t\t-- F.M. Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24889,69,'\nHotels are tired of getting ripped off.  I checked into a hotel and they\nhad towels from my house.\n\t\t-- Mark Guido\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24890,69,'\nHow come everyone\'s going so slow if it\'s called rush hour?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24891,69,'\nHow come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they\nclaim they\'ll make you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24892,69,'\n\t\"How many people work here?\"\n\t\"Oh, about half.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24893,69,'\nHuman resources are human first, and resources second.\n\t\t-- J. Garbers\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24894,69,'\n\"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder\nhave included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.\nThis technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom\'s\nreign.  My carpet smells like piss, and I don\'t have a cat.  Better go\nbuy some more.\"\n\t\t-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24895,69,'\nI am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24896,69,'\nI attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,\nambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24897,69,'\nI BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on\nthe same day.  Then that night, they burned the wheel.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24898,69,'\nI cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man\'s work I will do it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24899,69,'\nI consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when\nit has been used to commit a murder.\n\t\t-- M. Gallaher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24900,69,'\nI don\'t do it for the money.\n\t\t-- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24901,69,'\nI don\'t have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two\nhighly trained certified public accountants.\n\t\t-- Elvis Presley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24902,69,'\nI don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work.  I want to achieve\nimmortality through not dying.\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24903,69,'\n\tI for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and the\naccompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.  For\nthe transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that\ncan\'t be measured in monetary terms.\n\tPersonally, I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even $1 to\nhave that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything:  \"I came\nby subway.\"  Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot\nshould someday show up and mumble them, any audience would instantly\nunderstand his long delay.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24904,69,'\nI go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24905,69,'\nI have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24906,69,'\nI have ways of making money that you know nothing of.\n\t\t-- John D. Rockefeller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24907,69,'\nI just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?\n\t\t-- Raoul Duke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24908,69,'\nI just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\n\t\t-- Bill Hoest\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24909,69,'\nI like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24910,69,'\nI never cheated an honest man, only rascals.  They wanted something for\nnothing.  I gave them nothing for something.\n\t\t-- Joseph \"Yellow Kid\" Weil\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24911,69,'\nI owe the public nothing.\n\t\t-- J.P. Morgan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24912,69,'\nI was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all \nthese aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these \nkind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and\nI wasn\'t tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been\navoiding the beach.\n\t\t-- Lucinda Childs \"Einstein On The Beach\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24913,69,'\nI was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending\ntheir lives doing things they detest to make money they don\'t want to\nbuy things they don\'t need to impress people they dislike.\n\t\t-- Emile Henry Gauvreay\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24914,69,'\nI\'d rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24915,69,'\nI\'d rather just believe that it\'s done by little elves running around.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24916,69,'\nI\'m always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.\n\t\t-- David Rockefeller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24917,69,'\nI\'ve got all the money I\'ll ever need if I die by 4 o\'clock.\n\t\t-- Henny Youngman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24918,69,'\nI:\n\tThe best way to make a silk purse from a sow\'s ear is to begin\n\twith a silk sow.  The same is true of money.\nII:\n\tIf today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would\n\tprobably be twice as good as yesterday was.\nIII:\n\tThere are no lazy veteran lion hunters.\nIV:\n\tIf you can afford to advertise, you don\'t need to.\nV:\n\tOne-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.\n\tIncreasing the number of participants merely reduces the average\n\toutput.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24919,69,'\nIf a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had\nlost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24920,69,'\nIf a thing\'s worth doing, it is worth doing badly.\n\t\t-- G.K. Chesterton\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24921,69,'\nIf a thing\'s worth having, it\'s worth cheating for.\n\t\t-- W.C. Fields\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24922,69,'\nIf all else fails, lower your standards.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24923,69,'\nIf bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24924,69,'\nIf ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there\nbetter be no trade.  A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.\n\t\t-- Dagny Taggart, \"Atlas Shrugged\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24925,69,'\nIf God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24926,69,'\nIF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don\'t think I would just abandon it.  There\'s\ngot to be a better way.\n\t\t-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24927,69,'\nIf I want your opinion, I\'ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24928,69,'\nIf I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could\nwork for with a great deal of enjoyment.\n\t\t-- Douglas Jerrold\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24929,69,'\nIf it\'s worth doing, it\'s worth doing for money.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24930,69,'\nIf money can\'t buy happiness, I guess you\'ll just have to rent it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24931,69,'\nIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would\nall be millionaires.\n\t\t-- Abigail Van Buren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24932,69,'\nIf what they\'ve been doing hasn\'t solved the problem, tell them to\ndo something else.\n\t-- Gerald Weinberg, \"The Secrets of Consulting\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24933,69,'\nIf you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and play\nfor once!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24934,69,'\nIf you are good, you will be assigned all the work.  If you are real\ngood, you will get out of it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24935,69,'\nIf you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will\ncash your check.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24936,69,'\nIf you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;\nover 80 you are neglecting your golf.\n\t\t-- Walter Hagen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24937,69,'\nIf you aren\'t rich you should always look useful.\n\t\t-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24938,69,'\nIf you can count your money, you don\'t have a billion dollars.\n\t\t-- J. Paul Getty\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24939,69,'\nIf you can\'t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24940,69,'\nIf you can\'t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24941,69,'\nIf you didn\'t have to work so hard, you\'d have more time to be depressed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24942,69,'\nIf you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24943,69,'\nIf you don\'t have time to do it right, where are you going to find the time\nto do it over?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24944,69,'\nIf you fail to plan, plan to fail.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24945,69,'\nIf you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your\ntotal incompetence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24946,69,'\nIf you have to ask how much it is, you can\'t afford it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24947,69,'\nIf you hype something and it succeeds, you\'re a genius -- it wasn\'t a\nhype.  If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype.\n\t\t-- Neil Bogart\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24948,69,'\nIf you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.\nBut a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.\n\t\t-- Swami Prabhupada\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24949,69,'\nIf you suspect a man, don\'t employ him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24950,69,'\nIf you think nobody cares if you\'re alive, try missing a couple of car\npayments.\n\t\t-- Earl Wilson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24951,69,'\nIf you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave\nit to.\n\t\t-- Dorthy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24952,69,'\nIf you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24953,69,'\nIf you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.\n\t\t-- Ben Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24954,69,'\n\tIf you\'re like most homeowners, you\'re afraid that many repairs\naround your home are too difficult to tackle.  So, when your furnace\nexplodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it.  The\n\"professional\" arrives in a truck with lettering on the sides and deposits a\nlarge quantity of tools and two assistants who spend the better part of the\nweek in your basement whacking objects at random with heavy wrenches, after\nwhich the \"professional\" returns and gives you a bill for slightly more\nmoney than it would cost you to run a successful campaign for the U.S.\nSenate.\n\tAnd that\'s why you\'ve decided to start doing things yourself. You\nfigure, \"If those guys can fix my furnace, then so can I.  How difficult can\nit be?\"\n\tVery difficult.  In fact, most home projects are impossible, which\nis why you should do them yourself.  There is no point in paying other\npeople to screw things up when you can easily screw them up yourself for far\nless money.  This article can help you.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24955,69,'\nImportant letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.\nCorresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading\nit.  Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\nfrom where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24956,69,'\nIn 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper.  The\ncreator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24957,69,'\nIn a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves:\nthe prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24958,69,'\nIn a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...\nin time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent\nto carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who\nhave not yet reached their level of incompetence.\n\t\t-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, \"The Peter Principle\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24959,69,'\nIn case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24960,69,'\nIn case of injury notify your superior immediately.  He\'ll kiss it and\nmake it better.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24961,69,'\nIn every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.\n\t\t-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24962,69,'\nIn order to get a loan you must first prove you don\'t need it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24963,69,'\nIn the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands\na smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to\nthe east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.\n\nQ:\tWho gets to the pot of gold first?\nA:\tThe dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24964,69,'\nInnovation is hard to schedule.\n\t\t-- Dan Fylstra\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24965,69,'\nInsanity is the final defense ... It\'s hard to get a refund when the\nsalesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24966,69,'\nIs a person who blows up banks an econoclast?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24967,69,'\nIt is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24968,69,'\nIt is better to live rich than to die rich.\n\t\t-- Samuel Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24969,69,'\nIt is better to travel hopefully than to fly Continental.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24970,69,'\nIt is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24971,69,'\nIt is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward\nthe vividly imaginative.  For although it may momentarily appear to be the\ncase, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by\ncrying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.\n\t\t-- Fran Lebowitz, \"Social Studies\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24972,69,'\nIt is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of\nwork to do.\n\t\t-- Jerome Klapka Jerome\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24973,69,'\nIt is much harder to find a job than to keep one.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24974,69,'\nIt is not enough that I should succeed.  Others must fail.\n\t\t-- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald\'s\n\t\t[Also attributed to David Merrick.  Ed.]\n\nIt is not enough to succeed.  Others must fail.\n\t\t-- Gore Vidal\n\t\t[Great minds think alike?  Ed.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24975,69,'\nIt is ridiculous to call this an industry.  This is not.  This is rat eat\nrat, dog eat dog.  I\'ll kill \'em, and I\'m going to kill \'em before they \nkill me.  You\'re talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.\n\t\t-- Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald\'s\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24976,69,'\nIt\'s a poor workman who blames his tools.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24977,69,'\nIt\'s been a business doing pleasure with you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24978,69,'\nIt\'s fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an hour!\n\t\t-- Macy\'s\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24979,69,'\nIt\'s not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you\'re off the ground.\n\t\t-- Daniel B. Luten\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24980,69,'\nIt\'s very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it\'s time for the\nventure capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.\n\t\t-- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24981,69,'\nJust because he\'s dead is no reason to lay off work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24982,69,'\nKeep up the good work!  But please don\'t ask me to help.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24983,69,'\nKeep your boss\'s boss off your boss\'s back.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24984,69,'\nKeep your Eye on the Ball,\nYour Shoulder to the Wheel,\nYour Nose to the Grindstone,\nYour Feet on the Ground,\nYour Head on your Shoulders.\nNow... try to get something DONE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24985,69,'\nLavish spending can be disastrous.  Don\'t buy any lavishes for a while.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24986,69,'\nLend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24987,69,'\nLet me assure you that to us here at First National, you\'re not just a\nnumber.  Youre two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and\nanother number.\n\t\t-- James Estes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24988,69,'\nLet\'s organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24989,69,'\nLife is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24990,69,'\nLife is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24991,69,'\nLive within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24992,69,'\nLiving on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip\naround the Sun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24993,69,'\nLo!  Men have become the tool of their tools.\n\t\t-- Henry David Thoreau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24994,69,'\nLoan-department manager:  \"There isn\'t any fine print.  At these\ninterest rates, we don\'t need it.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24995,69,'\nLonesome?\n\nLike a change?\nLike a new job?\nLike excitement?\nLike to meet new and interesting people?\n\nJUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24996,69,'\nLook, we trade every day out there with hustlers, deal-makers, shysters,\ncon-men.  That\'s the way businesses get started.  That\'s the way this\ncountry was built.\n\t\t-- Hubert Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24997,69,'\nLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.\n\t\t-- Frank Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24998,69,'\nLove may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.\n\t\t-- Sidney Paternoster, \"The Folly of the Wise\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (24999,69,'\nLuck, that\'s when preparation and opportunity meet.\n\t\t-- P.E. Trudeau\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25000,69,'\nMake headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25001,69,'\nMan is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this--\nno dog exchanges bones with another.\n\t\t-- Adam Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25002,69,'\nMan must shape his tools lest they shape him.\n\t\t-- Arthur R. Miller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25003,69,'\nManagement:\tHow many feet do mice have?\nReply:\t\tMice have four feet.\nM:\tElaborate!\nR:\tMice have five appendages, and four of them are feet.\nM:\tNo discussion of fifth appendage!\nR:\tMice have five appendages; four of them are feet; one is a tail.\nM:\tWhat?  Feet with no legs?\nR:\tMice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse.\nM:\tConfusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages?\nR:\tMice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body.\nM:\tDoes not fully discuss the issue!\nR:\tEach mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail.  Each leg\n\tis equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail\n\tis not equipped with a foot.\nM:\tDescriptive?  Yes.  Forceful NO!\nR:\tAllotment of appendages for mice will be:  Four foot-leg assemblies,\n\tone tail.  Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would\n\tconstitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets.\nM:\tToo authoritarian; stifles creativity!\nR:\tMice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined\n\tintegrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system.  Also\n\tattached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and\n\tornamental in nature.\nM:\tToo verbose/scientific.  Answer the question!\nR:\tMice have four feet.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25004,69,'\nMany people are unenthusiastic about their work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25005,69,'\nMany people are unenthusiastic about your work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25006,69,'\nMany people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25007,69,'\nMater artium necessitas.\n\t[Necessity is the mother of invention].\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25008,69,'\nMaternity pay?\tNow every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.\n\t\t-- Malcolm Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25009,69,'\nMaybe you can\'t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25010,69,'\nMcDonald\'s -- Because you\'re worth it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25011,69,'\nMen of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.\n\t\t-- Leonardo da Vinci\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25012,69,'\nMen take only their needs into consideration -- never their abilities.\n\t\t-- Napoleon Bonaparte\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25013,69,'\nMen\'s skin is different from women\'s skin.  It is usually bigger, and\nit has more snakes tattooed on it.  Also, if you examine a woman\'s skin\nvery closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently\ntracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ...\n\n[EDITOR\'S NOTE: To make room for news articles about important world events\nsuch as agriculture, we\'re going to delete the next few square feet of the\nwoman\'s skin.  Thank you.]\n\n... until finally the two of you are lying there, spent, smoking your\ncigarettes, and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of\nbillions of tiny units of protoplasm, called \"cells\"!  And what is even more\ninteresting, the ones on the outside are all dying!  This is a fact.  Your\nskin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran\ncells, who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices\nwith nice views, are constantly being shoved out the window head first,\nwithout so much as a pension plan, by younger hotshot cells moving up from\nbelow.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Saving Face\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25014,69,'\nMental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to\ncorrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in\nfavor of smart solutions to stupid problems.\n\t\t-- Piers Anthony\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25015,69,'\nMoney can\'t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while\nyou\'re being miserable.\n\t\t-- C.B. Luce\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25016,69,'\nMoney can\'t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.\n\t\t-- Christopher Marlowe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25017,69,'\nMoney cannot buy love, nor even friendship.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25018,69,'\nMoney doesn\'t talk, it swears.\n\t\t-- Bob Dylan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25019,69,'\nMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25020,69,'\nMoney is its own reward.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25021,69,'\nMoney is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25022,69,'\nMoney is the root of all wealth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25023,69,'\nMoney is truthful.  If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25024,69,'\nMoney isn\'t everything -- but it\'s a long way ahead of what comes next.\n\t\t-- Sir Edmond Stockdale\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25025,69,'\nMoney may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25026,69,'\nMoney will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25027,69,'\nMoneyliness is next to Godliness.\n\t\t-- Andries van Dam\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25028,69,'\nMost people will listen to your unreasonable demands, if you\'ll consider\ntheir unacceptable offer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25029,69,'\nMundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.\n\t\t-- Xaviera Hollander\n\t[The world wants to be cheated, so cheat.]\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25030,69,'\nMy idea of roughing it is when room service is late.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25031,69,'\nMy idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25032,69,'\nMy problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.\n\t\t-- Errol Flynn\n\nAny man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.\n\t\t-- Errol Flynn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25033,69,'\n\"Necessity is the mother of invention\" is a silly proverb.  \"Necessity\nis the mother of futile dodges\" is much nearer the truth.\n\t\t-- Alfred North Whitehead\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25034,69,'\nNeckties strangle clear thinking.\n\t\t-- Lin Yutang\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25035,69,'\nNever appeal to a man\'s \"better nature.\"  He may not have one.\nInvoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25036,69,'\nNever ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss\nthe one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25037,69,'\nNever buy from a rich salesman.\n\t\t-- Goldenstern\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25038,69,'\nNever buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.\n\t\t-- Thomas Jefferson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25039,69,'\nNever call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25040,69,'\nNever invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.\n\t\t-- Billy Rose\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25041,69,'\nNever keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.\n\t\t-- Quentin Crisp\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25042,69,'\nNever let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is\ndoing it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25043,69,'\nNever say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25044,69,'\nNever tell people how to do things.  Tell them WHAT to do and they will\nsurprise you with their ingenuity.\n\t\t-- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25045,69,'\nNever trust anyone who says money is no object.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25046,69,'\nNever try to teach a pig to sing.  It wastes your time and annoys the pig.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long, \"Time Enough for Love\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25047,69,'\n\tNEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of\ndirectors unanimously rejected the $11 billion takeover bid by Philip\nMorris and Co. A Kraft spokesman stated in a press conference that the\noffer was rejected because the $90-per-share bid did not reflect the\ntrue value of the company.\n\tWall Street insiders, however, tell quite a different story.\nApparently, the Kraft board of directors had all but signed the takeover\nagreement when they learned of Philip Morris\' marketing plans for one of\ntheir major Middle East subsidiaries.  To a person, the board voted to\nreject the bid when they discovered that the tobacco giant intended to\nreorganize Israeli Cheddar, Ltd., and name the new company Cheeses of Nazareth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25048,69,'\nNitwit ideas are for emergencies.  You use them when you\'ve got nothing\nelse to try.  If they work, they go in the Book.  Otherwise you follow\nthe Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.\n\t\t-- Larry Niven, \"The Mote in God\'s Eye\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25049,69,'\nNo committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --\nanything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under\nsuch difficult conditions.\n\t\t-- Laurence J. Peter\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25050,69,'\n\"No job too big; no fee too big!\"\n\t\t-- Dr. Peter Venkman, \"Ghost-busters\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25051,69,'\nNo one gets sick on Wednesdays.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25052,69,'\nNo problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25053,69,'\nNo problem is so formidable that you can\'t just walk away from it.\n\t\t-- C. Schulz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25054,69,'\nNo problem is so large it can\'t be fit in somewhere.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25055,69,'\nNo skis take rocks like rental skis!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25056,69,'\nNo spitting on the Bus!\nThank you, The Mgt.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25057,69,'\nNone of our men are \"experts.\"  We have most unfortunately found it necessary\nto get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one \never considers himself expert if he really knows his job.  A man who knows a \njob sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing \nforward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient \nhe is.  Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a \nstate of mind in which nothing is impossible. The moment one gets into the\n\"expert\" state of mind a great number of things become impossible.\n\t\t-- From Henry Ford Sr., \"My Life and Work\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25058,69,'\nNothing is finished until the paperwork is done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25059,69,'\nNothing is impossible for the man who doesn\'t have to do it himself.\n\t\t-- A.H. Weiler\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25060,69,'\nNothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires\ntolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.\n\t\t-- Nero Wolfe\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25061,69,'\nNothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25062,69,'\nNothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day\'s work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25063,69,'\nNothing recedes like success.\n\t\t-- Walter Winchell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25064,69,'\nNothing succeeds like excess.\n\t\t-- Oscar Wilde\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25065,69,'\nNothing succeeds like success.\n\t\t-- Alexandre Dumas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25066,69,'\nNothing succeeds like the appearance of success.\n\t\t-- Christopher Lascl\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25067,69,'\nNothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.\n\t\t-- Kim Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25068,69,'\nNothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first\novercome.\n\t\t-- Dr. Johnson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25069,69,'\n\tNow, you might ask, \"How do I get one of those complete home tool\nsets for under $4?\" An excellent question.\n\tGo to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell\nplastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they\nhave a food section specializing in cardboard cartons full of Raisinets and\nmalted milk balls manufactured during the Nixon administration.  In either\nthe hardware or housewares department, you\'ll find an item imported from an\nobscure Oriental country and described as \"Nine Tools in One\", consisting of\na little handle with interchangeable ends representing inscrutable Oriental\nnotions of tools that Americans might use around the home.  Buy it.\n\tThis is the kind of tool set professionals use.  Not only is it\ninexpensive, but it also has a great safety feature not found in the\nso-called quality tools sets: The handle will actually break right off if\nyou accidentally hit yourself or anything else, or expose it to direct\nsunlight.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25070,69,'\nOf all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the\nreaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest\namount of hot air.\n\t\t-- Thomas L. Martin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25071,69,'\nOf course there\'s no reason for it, it\'s just our policy.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25072,69,'\nOnce it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it,\nand sell it as fertilizer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25073,69,'\n\tOne fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,\nand drove off along the route.  No problems for the first few stops -- a few\npeople got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.  At the next\nstop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.  Six feet eight, built like a\nwrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.  He glared at the driver and said,\n\"Big John doesn\'t pay!\" and sat down at the back.\n\tDid I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically\nmeek?  Well, he was.  Naturally, he didn\'t argue with Big John, but he wasn\'t\nhappy about it.  Well, the next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on\nagain, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.  And the next day, and the\none after that, and so forth.  This grated on the bus driver, who started\nlosing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.  Finally he\ncould stand it no longer. He signed up for bodybuilding courses, karate, judo,\nand all that good stuff.  By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong;\nwhat\'s more, he felt really good about himself.\n\tSo on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus\nand said \"Big John doesn\'t pay!,\" the driver stood up, glared back at the\npassenger, and screamed, \"And why not?\"\n\tWith a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, \"Big John has a\nbus pass.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25074,69,'\nOne good suit is worth a thousand resumes.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25075,69,'\nOne man\'s brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one\nman would have produced alone.  These two plus two more will produce half\nagain as many ideas.  These four plus four more begin to represent a\ncreative meeting, and the ratio changes to one quarter as many ...\n\t\t-- Anthony Chevins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25076,69,'\nOne of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a\nthief who was to be executed.  As he was taken away he made a bargain with\nthe king: in one year he would teach the king\'s favorite horse to sing\nhymns.  The other prisoners watched the thief singing to the horse and\nlaughed.  \"You will not succeed,\" they told him.  \"No one can.\"\n\tTo which the thief replied, \"I have a year, and who knows what might\nhappen in that time.  The king might die.  The horse might die.  I might die.\nAnd perhaps the horse will learn to sing.\n\t\t-- \"The Mote in God\'s Eye\", Niven and Pournelle\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25077,69,'\nOne possible reason that things aren\'t going according to plan\nis that there never was a plan in the first place.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25078,69,'\nOne promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could\nmanufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring that they be\ninstalled on congressmen to keep them from taking trips.  Let\'s say your\ncongressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a fact-finding study on how\nthe French government handles diseases transmitted by sherbet.  Just when he\ngot to the plane, his mandatory air bag, strapped around his waist, would\ninflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus rendering him too large to fit through the\nplane door.  It could also be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman\nproposed a law.  (\"Mr. Speaker, people ask me, why should October be\ndesignated as Cuticle Inspection Month?  And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.\")\nThis would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public\nwould violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen.  The problem\nis that your potential market is very small: there are only around 500\nmembers of Congress, and some of them, such as House Speaker \"Tip\" O\'Neil,\nare already too large to fit on normal aircraft.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"\'Mister Mediocre\' Restaurants\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25079,69,'\nOne way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25080,69,'\nOnly through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25081,69,'\nOpportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don\'t\nrecognize them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25082,69,'\nOptimism is the content of small men in high places.\n\t\t-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, \"The Crack Up\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25083,69,'\nOr you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.\nI should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but\nwe take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.\n\t\t-- J. Wellington Wells\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25084,69,'\nOur business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.\n\t\t-- Robert Louis Stevenson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25085,69,'\nOur country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\nthey charge fifteen cents for them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25086,69,'\nOur policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.\n\t\t-- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton Industries\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25087,69,'\nOverdrawn?  But I still have checks left!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25088,69,'\nOwe no man any thing...\n\t\t-- Romans 13:8\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25089,69,'\nPeople are always available for work in the past tense.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25090,69,'\nPeople seem to think that the blanket phrase, \"I only work here,\" absolves\nthem utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this\nwas precisely Eichmann\'s excuse for his job in the concentration camps.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25091,69,'\nPeople will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25092,69,'\nPlease keep your hands off the secretary\'s reproducing equipment.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25093,69,'\nPlease try to limit the amount of \"this room doesn\'t have any bazingas\"\nuntil you are told that those rooms are \"punched out.\"  Once punched out,\nwe have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.\n\t\t-- N. Meyrowitz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25094,69,'\n\tPlumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities,\nrequiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a\nclogged toilet.  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as\nannoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio.  But before we get\ninto specific techniques, let\'s look at how plumbing works.\n\tA plumbing system is very much like your electrical system, except\nthat instead of electricity, it has water, and instead of wires, it has\npipes, and instead of radios and waffle irons, it has faucets and toilets.\nSo the truth is that your plumbing systems is nothing at all like your\nelectrical system, which is good, because electricity can kill you.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25095,69,'\nPorsche: there simply is no substitute.\n\t\t-- Risky Business\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25096,69,'\nPossessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.\n\t\t-- Ryan\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25097,69,'\nPractical people would be more practical if they would take a little\nmore time for dreaming.\n\t\t-- J. P. McEvoy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25098,69,'\nPromise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25099,69,'\nPromising costs nothing, it\'s the delivering that kills you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25100,69,'\nPromptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25101,69,'\nPut not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25102,69,'\nPut your best foot forward.  Or just call in and say you\'re sick.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25103,69,'\nPut your Nose to the Grindstone!\n\t\t-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25104,69,'\nQuantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we\'ve got.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25105,69,'\nReal wealth can only increase.\n\t\t-- R. Buckminster Fuller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25106,69,'\nReceiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than\nbeing flat broke and having a stomach ache.\n\t\t-- Dolph Sharp, \"I\'m O.K., You\'re Not So Hot\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25107,69,'\nRecent investments will yield a slight profit.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25108,69,'\nRecent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man\nis being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.\n\t\t-- C.N. Parkinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25109,69,'\nRegardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative\noverhead continues to grow at a steady rate.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25110,69,'\nRemember -- only 10');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25111,69,' of anything can be in the top 10');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25112,69,'.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25113,69,'\nRemember to say hello to your bank teller.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25114,69,'\nRemember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25115,69,'\nRetirement means that when someone says \"Have a nice day\", you\nactually have a shot at it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25116,69,'\nRiches cover a multitude of woes.\n\t\t-- Menander\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25117,69,'\nRule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.\n\tContrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is\n\tnot necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety.  They simply may\n\tsit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after\n\tthey regain their composure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25118,69,'\nSave a little money each month and at the end of the year you\'ll be\nsurprised at how little you have.\n\t\t-- Ernest Haskins\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25119,69,'\nSears has everything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25120,69,'\nServing coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25121,69,'\n\t\"Seven years and six months!\"  Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.\n\"An uncomfortable sort of age.  Now if you\'d asked MY advice, I\'d have\nsaid \'Leave off at seven\' -- but it\'s too late now.\"\n\t\"I never ask advice about growing,\"  Alice said indignantly.\n\t\"Too proud?\"  the other enquired.\n\tAlice felt even more indignant at this suggestion.  \"I mean,\"\nshe said, \"that one can\'t help growing older.\"\n\t\"ONE can\'t, perhaps,\" said Humpty Dumpty; \"but TWO can.  With\nproper assistance, you might have left off at seven.\"\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll, \"Through the Looking-Glass\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25122,69,'\nSeveral years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big\nstore where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable\nprices?  Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let\'s build a home\ncenter.  And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all\nover the United States.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25123,69,'\nShow me a man who is a good loser and I\'ll show you a man who is playing\ngolf with his boss.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25124,69,'\nSo you think that money is the root of all evil.  Have you ever asked what\nis the root of money?\n\t\t-- Ayn Rand\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25125,69,'\nSo... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25126,69,'\nSome people carve careers, others chisel them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25127,69,'\nSome people have a great ambition: to build something\nthat will last, at least until they\'ve finished building it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25128,69,'\nSome people manage by the book, even though they don\'t know who wrote the\nbook or even what book.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25129,69,'\nSome people only open up to tell you that they\'re closed.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25130,69,'\nSome people pray for more than they are willing to work for.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25131,69,'\nSome people say a front-engine car handles best.  Some people say a\nrear-engine car handles best.  I say a rented car handles best.\n\t\t-- P.J. O\'Rourke\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25132,69,'\nSomebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the\npens will multiply instead of disappear.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25133,69,'\nSomeday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine,\nor the person who operates it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25134,69,'\nSomeday your prints will come.\n\t\t-- Kodak\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25135,69,'\nSomeone is unenthusiastic about your work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25136,69,'\nSuburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names\nthe streets after them.\n\t\t-- Bill Vaughn\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25137,69,'\nSuccess is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25138,69,'\nSuggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25139,69,'\nSupport your local church or synagogue.  Worship at Bank of America.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25140,69,'\nSurprise due today.  Also the rent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25141,69,'\nSurprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25142,69,'\nTake care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.\n\t\t-- Lazarus Long\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25143,69,'\nTake everything in stride.  Trample anyone who gets in your way.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25144,69,'\n\tTake the folks at Coca-Cola.  For many years, they were content\nto sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage.  It was a good\nbeverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up\ndrinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a\nnail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves\nand the teacher says: \"Imagine what it does to your TEETH!\"  So Coca-Cola\nwas solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to\nimprove ...\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"In Search of Excellence\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25145,69,'\nTake time to reflect on all the things you have, not as a result of your\nmerit or hard work or because God or chance or the efforts of other people\nhave given them to you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25146,69,'\nTake your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not\ntake what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.\n\t\t-- Booth Tarkington\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25147,69,'\nTalent does what it can.\nGenius does what it must.\nYou do what you get paid to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25148,69,'\nTelephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before\nyou look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew\nbut weren\'t sure.  But if you\'re searching for something you don\'t\nalready know, your fingers could walk themselves to death.\n\t\t-- Erma Bombeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25149,69,'\nTerm, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,\nwork till we die.\n\t\t-- C.S. Lewis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25150,69,'\nThat\'s life.\n\tWhat\'s life?\nA magazine.\n\tHow much does it cost?\nTwo-fifty.\n\tI only have a dollar.\nThat\'s life.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25151,69,'\nThe [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by\npeople who want some.\n\t\t-- Dwight MacDonald\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25152,69,'\nThe `loner\' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,\nfor he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be\nsimply making a limiting statement about himself.\n\t\t-- Sidney Harris\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25153,69,'\nThe absent ones are always at fault.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25154,69,'\nThe annual meeting of the \"You Have To Listen To Experience\" Club is now in\nsession.  Our Achievement Awards this year are in the fields of publishing,\nadvertising and industry.  For best consistent contribution in the field of\npublishing our award goes to editor, R.L.K., [...] for his unrivalled alle-\ngiance without variation to the statement: \"Personally I\'d love to do it,\nwe\'d ALL love to do it.  But we\'re not going to do it.  It\'s not the kind of\nbook our house knows how to handle.\"  Our superior performance award in the\nfield of advertising goes to media executive, E.L.M., [...] for the continu-\nally creative use of the old favorite: \"I think what you\'ve got here could be\nvery exciting.  Why not give it one more try based on the approach I\'ve out-\nlined and see if you can come up with something fresh.\"  Our final award for\ncourageous holding action in the field of industry goes to supervisor, R.S.,\n[...] for her unyielding grip on \"I don\'t care if they fire me, I\'ve been\narguing for a new approach for YEARS but are we SURE that this is the right\ntime--\"  I would like to conclude this meeting with a verse written specially\nfor our prospectus by our founding president fifty years ago -- and now, as\nthen, fully expressive of the emotion most close to all our hearts --\n\tTreat freshness as a youthful quirk,\n\t\tAnd dare not stray to ideas new,\n\tFor if t\'were tried they might e\'en work\n\t\tAnd for a living what woulds\'t we do?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25155,69,'\nThe answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...\n\n\tFour day work week,\n\tTwo ply toilet paper!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25156,69,'\nThe answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything was\nreleased with the kind permission of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers,\nSages, Luminaries, and Other Professional Thinking Persons.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25157,69,'\nThe average individual\'s position in any hierarchy is a lot like pulling\na dogsled -- there\'s no real change of scenery except for the lead dog.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25158,69,'\nThe best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.\nHowever, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours\nby judging things by their price.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25159,69,'\nThe best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do\nwhat he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with\nthem while they do it.\n\t\t-- Theodore Roosevelt\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25160,69,'\nThe best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25161,69,'\nThe best things in life are for a fee.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25162,69,'\nThe best things in life go on sale sooner or later.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25163,69,'\nThe best way to avoid responsibility is to say, \"I\'ve got responsibilities.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25164,69,'\nThe Bible on letters of reference:\n\n\tAre we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?  Do\nwe, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?\nNo, you are all the letter we need, a letter written on your heart; any\nman can see it for what it is and read it for himself.\n\t\t-- 2 Corinthians 3:1-2, New English translation\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25165,69,'\nThe biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you are working for\nsomeone else.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25166,69,'\n\tThe boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff\nin to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.  Everybody but one girl\nlaughed uproariously.  \"What\'s the matter?\" grumbled the boss. \"Haven\'t you\ngot a sense of humor?\"\n\t\"I don\'t have to laugh,\" she said.  \"I\'m leaving Friday anyway.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25167,69,'\nThe brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\nin the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25168,69,'\nThe closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job\napplication form.\n\t\t-- Stanley J. Randall\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25169,69,'\nThe confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.\n\t\t-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25170,69,'\nThe cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25171,69,'\nThe cost of living hasn\'t affected its popularity.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25172,69,'\nThe cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25173,69,'\nThe decision doesn\'t have to be logical; it was unanimous.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25174,69,'\nThe degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the\nlevel of management.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25175,69,'\nThe departing division general manager met a last time with his young\nsuccessor and gave him three envelopes.  \"My predecessor did this for me,\nand I\'ll pass the tradition along to you,\" he said.  \"At the first sign\nof trouble, open the first envelope.  Any further difficulties, open the\nsecond envelope.  Then, if problems continue, open the third envelope.\nGood luck.\"  The new manager returned to his office and tossed the envelopes\ninto a drawer.\n\tSix months later, costs soared and earnings plummeted. Shaken, the\nyoung man opened the first envelope, which said, \"Blame it all on me.\"\n\tThe next day, he held a press conference and did just that.  The\ncrisis passed.\n\tSix months later, sales dropped precipitously.  The beleagured\nmanager opened the second envelope.  It said, \"Reorganize.\"\n\tHe held another press conference, announcing that the division\nwould be restructured.  The crisis passed.\n\tA year later, everything went wrong at once and the manager was\nblamed for all of it.  The harried executive closed his office door, sank\ninto his chair, and opened the third envelope.\n\t\"Prepare three envelopes...\" it said.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25176,69,'\nThe difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25177,69,'\nThe difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25178,69,'\nThe early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late\nand owns the worm farm.\n\t\t-- Travis McGee\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25179,69,'\nThe easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and\nadd ten percent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25180,69,'\nThe end of labor is to gain leisure.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25181,69,'\nThe error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for\nexperience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute\nfor intelligence.\n\t\t-- Lyman Bryson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25182,69,'\nThe faster I go, the behinder I get.\n\t\t-- Lewis Carroll\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25183,69,'\nThe finest eloquence is that which gets things done.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25184,69,'\nThe first 90');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25185,69,' of a project takes 90');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25186,69,' of the time, the last 10');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25187,69,' takes the\nother 90');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25188,69,' of the time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25189,69,'\nThe first myth of management is that it exists.  The second myth of\nmanagement is that success equals skill.\n\t\t-- Robert Heller\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25190,69,'\nThe first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist \"Jack.\"\n\t\t-- H.L. Mencken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25191,69,'\nThe first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.\n\t\t-- Paul Erlich\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25192,69,'\nThe flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.\n\t\t-- Alan Coult\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25193,69,'\nThe gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn\'t been asleep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25194,69,'\nThe greatest productive force is human selfishness.\n\t\t-- Robert Heinlein\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25195,69,'\nThe hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through\nthe crowd at the bottom.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25196,69,'\nThe hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,\nwhich reads \"Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus.  Guaranteed to be at\nleast 5000 years old.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25197,69,'\nThe idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic\ndevices, such as television sets and VCR\'s, to the destruction centers,\nwhere trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with sledgehammers.\nWith their devices thus permanently destroyed, consumers would then be free\nto go out and buy new devices, rather than have to fritter away years of\ntheir lives trying to have the old ones repaired at so-called \"factory\nservice centers,\" which in fact consist of two men named Lester poking at\nthe insides of broken electronic devices with cheap cigars and going,\n\"Lookit all them WIRES in there!\"\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"\'Mister Mediocre\' Restaurants\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25198,69,'\nThe ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex,\nno owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.\n\t\t-- Harry V. Wade\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25199,69,'\nThe idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25200,69,'\nThe individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important\npoint to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly\nimportant thing to people.\n\t\t-- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25201,69,'\nThe intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the\nnumber of participants.\n\t\t-- Adam Walinsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25202,69,'\nThe IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\nby the number of people in the group.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25203,69,'\nThe King and his advisor are overlooking the battle field:\n\nKing:\t\t\"How goes the battle plan?\"\nAdvisor:\t\"See those little black specks running to the right?\"\nK:\t\"Yes.\"\nA:\t\"Those are their guys. And all those little red specks running\n\tto the left are our guys. Then when they collide we wait till\n\tthe dust clears.\"\nK:\t\"And?\"\nA:\t\"If there are more red specks left than black specks, we win.\"\nK:\t\"But what about the ^#!!$');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25204,69,' battle plan?\"\nA:\t\"So far, it seems to be going according to specks.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25205,69,'\nThe last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for\neverything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25206,69,'\nThe longer the title, the less important the job.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25207,69,'\nThe major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will\neventually mature.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25208,69,'\nThe means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends\nwithout any means.\n\t\t-- Saul Alinsky\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25209,69,'\nThe meek don\'t want it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25210,69,'\nThe meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25211,69,'\nThe meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.\n\t\t-- J.P. Getty\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25212,69,'\nThe meek shall inherit the Earth.  (But they\'re gonna have to fight for it.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25213,69,'\nThe meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won\'t be\nanything left worth inheriting.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25214,69,'\nThe more cordial the buyer\'s secretary, the greater the odds that the\ncompetition already has the order.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25215,69,'\nThe more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25216,69,'\nThe more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.\n\t\t-- Richard Bach, \"Illusions\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25217,69,'\nThe more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.  (For\ninstance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law,\ncontrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25218,69,'\nThe most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in\nthe country is the one on which you resell it.\n\t\t-- J. Brecheux\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25219,69,'\nThe most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to\nwatch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.\n\t\t-- T.H. White\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25220,69,'\nThe one day you\'d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25221,69,'\nThe only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop\nand take a rest.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25222,69,'\nThe only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to\nbe avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to\nbe less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think\nyou\'ve got something really great, add ten per cent more.\n\t\t-- Bill Veeck\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25223,69,'\nThe only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has\nalready been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,\nand put inside boxes.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25224,69,'\nThe opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn\'t even get up\nuntil 5 or 6 PM.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25225,69,'\nThe optimum committee has no members.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25226,69,'\nThe opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental\nsolvency of the firm.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25227,69,'\nThe other line moves faster.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25228,69,'\nThe person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of\nsomeone to blame it on.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25229,69,'\nThe person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25230,69,'\nThe person who\'s taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25231,69,'\nThe possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.\n\t\t-- Anthony Burgess\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25232,69,'\nThe price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate\nknowledge of its ugly side.\n\t\t-- James Baldwin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25233,69,'\nThe primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired\nwarranty.  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing\nthe warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"The Taming of the Screw\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25234,69,'\nThe problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but\nnot the problem we thought was the problem.\n\t\t-- Mike Smith\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25235,69,'\nThe reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people\nworry than work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25236,69,'\nThe reward for working hard is more hard work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25237,69,'\nThe reward of a thing well done is to have done it.\n\t\t-- Emerson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25238,69,'\nThe rich get rich, and the poor get poorer.\nThe haves get more, the have-nots die.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25239,69,'\nThe rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared\nfor not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his\ninfinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and\nupon the successful management of which so much remains.\n\t\t-- George F. Baer, railroad industrialist\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25240,69,'\nThe road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the\nexpense of it.\n\t\t-- Josh Billings\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25241,69,'\nThe salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market\naward for achievement.  It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal\ngesture by the individual to himself.\n\t\t-- John Kenneth Galbraith, \"Annals of an Abiding Liberal\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25242,69,'\nThe secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that, you\'ve got\nit made.\n\t\t-- Jean Giraudoux\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25243,69,'\nThe seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability\nand children.  Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man\'s neck but\nmoney; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.\n\t\t-- George Bernard Shaw\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25244,69,'\nThe shortest distance between two points is under construction.\n\t\t-- Noelie Alito\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25245,69,'\nThe sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25246,69,'\nThe sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be\nable to correct them.\n\t\t-- Nicolaides\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25247,69,'\nThe star of riches is shining upon you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25248,69,'\nThe superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands\nwhat will sell.\n\t\t-- Confucius\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25249,69,'\nThe term \"fire\" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene\nof shooting employees who make mistakes.  We will now refer to this process\nas \"deleting\" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk).  The\nemployee is simply there one instant, and gone the next.  All the terrible\ntemper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.\n\t\t-- Kenny\'s Korner\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25250,69,'\nThe time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be\nin inverse proportion to the sum involved.\n\t\t-- C.N. Parkinson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25251,69,'\nThe trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25252,69,'\nThe trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25253,69,'\nThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody\'s there to appreciate it.\n\t\t-- Franklin P. Jones\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25254,69,'\nThe trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more\nimportant to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25255,69,'\nThe trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody\nappreciates how difficult it was.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25256,69,'\nThe trouble with money is it costs too much!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25257,69,'\nThe trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.\n\t\t-- Herbert V. Prochnow\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25258,69,'\nThe trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you\'re still a rat.\n\t\t-- Lily Tomlin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25259,69,'\nThe two most beautiful words in the English language are \"Cheque Enclosed.\"\n\t\t-- Dorothy Parker\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25260,69,'\nThe use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.\n\t\t-- B. Franklin\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25261,69,'\nThe wages of sin are high but you get your money\'s worth.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25262,69,'\nThe wages of sin are unreported.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25263,69,'\nThe way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\nwith a large fortune.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25264,69,'\nThe Worst Car Hire Service\n\tWhen David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck\nas a joke.  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up\nshabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California.\n\tHe put on a cap and looked forward to watching people\'s faces as he\nconducted them round the choice of bumperless, dented junkmobiles.\n\tTo his lasting surprise there was an insatiable demand for them and\nhe now has 26 thriving branches all over America.  \"People like driving\nround in the worst cars available,\" he said.  Of course they do.\n\t\"If a driver damages the side of a car and is honest enough to\nadmit it, I tell him, `Forget it\'.  If they bring a car back late we\noverlook it.  If they\'ve had a crash and it doesn\'t involve another vehicle\nwe might overlook that too.\"\n\t\"Where\'s the ashtray?\" asked on Los Angeles wife, as she settled\ninto the ripped interior.  \"Honey,\" said her husband, \"the whole car\'s the\nash tray.\"\n\t\t-- Stephen Pile, \"The Book of Heroic Failures\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25265,69,'\nTheir idea of an offer you can\'t refuse is an offer... and you\'d better\nnot refuse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25266,69,'\nThem as has, gets.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25267,69,'\n\tThen a man said: Speak to us of Expectations.\n\tHe then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the\nJordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an\nopen market.\n\tIf a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he\nshould not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of\nhimself.\n\n\tSuch a man would expect a pear of a peach tree.\n\tSuch a man would expect a stone to lay an egg.\n\tSuch a man would expect Sears to assemble a lawnmower.\n\t\t-- Kehlog Albran, \"The Profit\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25268,69,'\nThen there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of\nTates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each!  Only problem was,\nwhen they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing\nto the \"W\" on the dial.\n\nMoral:\n\tHe who has a Tates is lost!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25269,69,'\nThere are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break\nabout even for all of us.  I have observed, for example, that we all get\nabout the same amount of ice.  The rich get it in the summer and the poor\nget it in the winter.\n\t\t-- Bat Masterson\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25270,69,'\nThere are worse things in life than death.  Have you ever spent an evening\nwith an insurance salesman?\n\t\t-- Woody Allen\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25271,69,'\nThere has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.\n\t\t-- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929 (Black Tuesday)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25272,69,'\nThere is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital\nand labour.  As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting\neach other\'s throat.\n\t\t-- Brooks Atkinson, \"Once Around the Sun\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25273,69,'\nThere is hardly a thing in the world that some man can not make a little\nworse and sell a little cheaper.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25274,69,'\nThere is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25275,69,'\nThere is no Father Christmas.  It\'s just a marketing ploy to make low income\nparents\' lives a misery.  ...  I want you to picture the trusting face of a\nchild, streaked with tears because of what you just said.  I want you to\npicture the face of its mother, because one week\'s dole won\'t pay for one\nMaster of the Universe Battlecruiser!\n\t\t-- Filthy Rich and Catflap\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25276,69,'\nThere is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25277,69,'\nThere is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it\nreluctantly.\n\t\t-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25278,69,'\nThere is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.  If he says\n\"Yes\" you know he is crooked.\n\t\t-- Groucho Marx\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25279,69,'\nThere is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25280,69,'\nThere must be more to life than having everything.\n\t\t-- Maurice Sendak\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25281,69,'\n\tThere was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by\ngoing from house to house offering to do odd jobs.  He explained this to\na man who answered one door.\n\t\"How much will you charge to paint my porch?\" asked the man.\n\t\"Forty dollars.\"\n\t\"Fine\" said the man, and gave the student the paint and brushes.\n\tThree hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door again.\n\"All done!\", he says, and collects his money.  \"By the way,\" the student says,\n\"That\'s not a Porsche, it\'s a Ferrari.\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25282,69,'\nThere\'s no such thing as a free lunch.\n\t\t-- Milton Friendman\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25283,69,'\nThere\'s nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses\nsmoking in the men\'s room.\n\t\t-- W. Bossert\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25284,69,'\n\tThey are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even\ndrugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.  These things offer\npale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which\ndemands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and\nsinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more.\n\tThey are fools that think otherwise.  No great effort was ever bought.\nNo painting, no music, no poem, no cathedral in stone, no church, no state was\never raised into being for payment of any kind.  No parthenon, no Thermopylae\nwas ever built or fought for pay or glory; no Bukhara sacked, or China ground\nbeneath Mongol heel, for loot or power alone.  The payment for doing these\nthings was itself the doing of them.\n\tTo wield onself -- to use oneself as a tool in one\'s own hand -- and\nso to make or break that which no one else can build or ruin -- THAT is the\ngreatest pleasure known to man!  To one who has felt the chisel in his hand\nand set free the angel prisoned in the marble block, or to one who has felt\nsword in hand and set homeless the soul that a moment before lived in the body\nof his mortal enemy -- to those both come alike the taste of that rare food\nspread only for demons or for gods.\"\n\t\t-- Gordon R. Dickson, \"Soldier Ask Not\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25285,69,'\nThings worth having are worth cheating for.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25286,69,'\nThink lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.\n\t\t-- Darrell Royal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25287,69,'\nThis is a good time to punt work.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25288,69,'\nThis is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because\nthe Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it\nrecently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has \"deregulated\"\nthe airline industry.  What this means for you, the consumer, is that the\nairlines are no longer required to follow any rules whatsoever.  They can\nshow snuff movies.  They can charge for oxygen.  They can hire pilots right\nout of Vending Machine Refill Person School.  They can conserve fuel by\nejecting husky passengers over water.  They can ram competing planes in\nmid-air.  These innovations have resulted in tremendous cost savings which\nhave been passed along to you, the consumer, in the form of flights with\namazingly low fares, such as $29.  Of course, certain restrictions do apply,\nthe main one being that all these flights take you to Newark, and you must\npay thousands of dollars if you want to fly back out.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Iowa -- Land of Secure Vacations\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25289,69,'\nThis planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this:  most of\nthe people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many\nsolutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were\nlargely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,\nwhich is odd because on the whole it wasn\'t the small green pieces of\npaper that were unhappy.\n\t\t-- Douglas Adams\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25290,69,'\nThis week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25291,69,'\nThose who claim the dead never return to life haven\'t ever been around\nhere at quitting time.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25292,69,'\nThose who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided\nat all costs.\n\t\t-- N. Alexander.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25293,69,'\nTime is the most valuable thing a man can spend.\n\t\t-- Theophrastus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25294,69,'\nTime to take stock.  Go home with some office supplies.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25295,69,'\nTo avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.\n\t\t-- Elbert Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25296,69,'\nTo be or not to be, that is the bottom line.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25297,69,'\nTo do nothing is to be nothing.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25298,69,'\nTo do two things at once is to do neither.\n\t\t-- Publilius Syrus\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25299,69,'\nTo get back on your feet, miss two car payments.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25300,69,'\nTo get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three\npersons, two of them absent.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25301,69,'\nTo restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.\n\t\t-- Jack Paar\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25302,69,'\nTo save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25303,69,'\nTo see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25304,69,'\nTo spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest\nand cost the most.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25305,69,'\nTo stay youthful, stay useful.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25306,69,'\nTo the landlord belongs the doorknobs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25307,69,'\nTo thine own self be true.  (If not that, at least make some money.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25308,69,'\nTo understand this important story, you have to understand how the telephone\ncompany works.  Your telephone is connected to a local computer, which is in\nturn connected to a regional computer, which is in turn connected to a\nloudspeaker the size of a garbage truck on the lawn of Edna A. Bargewater of\nLawrence, Kan.\n\nWhenever you talk on the phone, your local computer listens in.  If it\nsuspects you\'re going to discuss an intimate topic, it notifies the computer\nabove it, which listens in and decides whether to alert the one above it,\nuntil finally, if you really humiliate yourself, maybe break down in tears\nand tell your closest friend about a sordid incident from your past\ninvolving a seedy motel, a neighbor\'s spouse, an entire religious order, a\ngarden hose and six quarts of tapioca pudding, the top computer feeds your\nconversation into Edna\'s loudspeaker, and she and her friends come out on\nthe porch to listen and drink gin and laugh themselves silly.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"Won\'t It Be Just Great Owning Our Own Phones?\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25309,69,'\nToo many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.  They seem\nmore afraid of life than death.\n\t\t-- James F. Byrnes\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25310,69,'\nToo much is not enough.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25311,69,'\nToo much of everything is just enough.\n\t\t-- Bob Wier\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25312,69,'\nTruth is free, but information costs.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25313,69,'\nTwo can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.\n\t\t-- Howard Kandel\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25314,69,'\nVeni, Vidi, VISA:\n\tI came, I saw, I did a little shopping.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25315,69,'\nVery few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an\ninfinitely large Universe, such as the one in which we live, most things one\ncould possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow\nsomewhere.  A forest was discovered recently in which most of the trees grew\nratchet screwdrivers as fruit.  The life cycle of the ratchet screwdriver is\nquite interesting.  Once picked it needs a dark dusty drawer in which it can\nlie undisturbed for years.  Then one night it suddenly hatches, discards its\nouter skin that crumbles into dust, and emerges as a totally unidentifiable\nlittle metal object with flanges at both ends and a sort of ridge and a hole\nfor a screw.  This, when found, will get thrown away.  No one knows what the\nscrewdriver is supposed to gain from this.  Nature, in her infinite wisdom,\nis presumably working on it.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25316,69,'\nVests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25317,69,'\nVI:\n\tA hungry dog hunts best.\n\tA hungrier dog hunts even better.\nVII:\n\tDecreased business base increases overhead.\n\tSo does increased business base.\nVIII:\n\tThe most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator\n\tis fifth grade arithmetic.\nIX:\n\tAcronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent\n\tpossible to make trivial ideas profound.  Q.E.D.\nX:\n\tBulls do not win bull fights; people do.\n\tPeople do not win people fights; lawyers do.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25318,69,'\nVital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\nfrom where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25319,69,'\n\tWARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:\n\nFirings will continue until morale improves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25320,69,'\nWaste not, get your budget cut next year.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25321,69,'\nWe all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25322,69,'\nWe all live in a state of ambitious poverty.\n\t\t-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25323,69,'\nWe are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.\n\t\t-- John Fisher\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25324,69,'\n\tWe have some absolutely irrefutable statistics to show exactly why\nyou are so tired.\n\tThere are not as many people actually working as you may have thought.\n\tThe population of this country is 200 million.  84 million are over\n60 years of age, which leaves 116 million to do the work.  People under 20\nyears of age total 75 million, which leaves 41 million to do the work.\n\tThere are 22 million who are employed by the government, which leaves\n19 million to do the work.  Four million are in the Armed Services, which\nleaves 15 million to do the work.  Deduct 14,800,000, the number in the state\nand city offices, leaving 200,000 to do the work.  There are 188,000 in\nhospitals, insane asylums, etc., so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.\n\tNow it may interest you to know that there are 11,998 people in jail,\nso that leaves just 2 people to carry the load. That is you and me, and\nbrother, I\'m getting tired of doing everything myself!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25325,69,'\n\"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call\nfree enterprise,\" said Cash McCall, \"but when one of our citizens\nshow enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do\nour best to make him feel that he ought to be ashamed of himself.\"\n\t\t-- Cameron Hawley\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25326,69,'\nWe were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25327,69,'\nWe were so poor we couldn\'t afford a watchdog.  If we heard a noise at night,\nwe\'d bark ourselves.\n\t\t-- Crazy Jimmy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25328,69,'\nWe\'re living in a golden age.  All you need is gold.\n\t\t-- D.W. Robertson.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25329,69,'\nWeekend, where are you?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25330,69,'\nWhat good is a ticket to the good life, if you can\'t find the entrance?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25331,69,'\nWhat I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be\nbroken down into subjects and predicates.  This is not because Quality\nis so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.\n\t\t-- R. Pirsig, \"Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25332,69,'\nWhat is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25333,69,'\nWhat sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25334,69,'\nWhat the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25335,69,'\nWhat they said:\n\tWhat they meant:\n\n\"I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.\"\n\t(Yes, that about sums it up.)\n\"The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you.\"\n\t(And I recommend not giving that school a dime...)\n\"I simply can\'t say enough good things about him.\"\n\t(What a screw-up.)\n\"I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine.\"\n\t(I can\'t tell you how happy I am that she left our firm.)\n\"When this person left our employ, we were quite hopeful he would go\na long way with his skills.\"\n\t(We hoped he\'d go as far as possible.)\n\"You won\'t find many people like her.\"\n\t(In fact, most people can\'t stand being around her.)\n\"I cannot reccommend him too highly.\"\n\t(However, to the best of my knowledge, he has never committed a\n\t felony in my presence.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25336,69,'\nWhat they said:\n\tWhat they meant:\n\n\"If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much\nof him as I do.\"\n\t(Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately.)\n\"Her input was always critical.\"\n\t(She never had a good word to say.)\n\"I have no doubt about his capability to do good work.\"\n\t(And it\'s nonexistent.)\n\"This candidate would lend balance to a department like yours, which\nalready has so many outstanding members.\"\n\t(Unless you already have a moron.)\n\"His presentation to my seminar last semester was truly remarkable:\none unbelievable result after another.\"\n\t(And we didn\'t believe them, either.)\n\"She is quite uniform in her approach to any function you may assign her.\"\n\t(In fact, to life in general...)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25337,69,'\nWhat they said:\n\tWhat they meant:\n\n\"You will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you.\"\n\t(We certainly never succeeded.)\nThere is no other employee with whom I can adequately compare him.\n\t(Well, our rats aren\'t really employees...)\n\"Success will never spoil him.\"\n\t(Well, at least not MUCH more.)\n\"One usually comes away from him with a good feeling.\"\n\t(And such a sigh of relief.)\n\"His dissertation is the sort of work you don\'t expect to see these days;\nin it he has definitely demonstrated his complete capabilities.\"\n\t(And his IQ, as well.)\n\"He should go far.\"\n\t(The farther the better.)\n\"He will take full advantage of his staff.\"\n\t(He even has one of them mowing his lawn after work.)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25338,69,'\nWhat they say:\t\t\t\tWhat they mean:\n\nA major technological breakthrough...\tBack to the drawing board.\nDeveloped after years of research\tDiscovered by pure accident.\nProject behind original schedule due\tWe\'re working on something else.\n\tto unforseen difficulties\nDesigns are within allowable limits\tWe made it, stretching a point or two.\nCustomer satisfaction is believed\tSo far behind schedule that they\'ll be\n\tassured\t\t\t\t\tgrateful for anything at all.\nClose project coordination\t\tWe\'re gonna spread the blame, campers!\nTest results were extremely gratifying\tIt works, and boy, were we surprised!\nThe design will be finalized...\t\tWe haven\'t started yet, but we\'ve got\n\t\t\t\t\t\tto say something.\nThe entire concept has been rejected\tThe guy who designed it quit.\nWe\'re moving forward with a fresh\tWe hired three new guys, and they\'re\n\tapproach\t\t\t\tkicking it around.\nA number of different approaches...\tWe don\'t know where we\'re going, but\n\t\t\t\t\t\twe\'re moving.\nPreliminary operational tests are\tBlew up when we turned it on.\n\tinconclusive\nModifications are underway\t\tWe\'re starting over.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25339,69,'\nWhat they say:\t\t\tWhat they mean:\n\nNew\t\t\t\tDifferent colors from previous version.\nAll New\t\t\t\tNot compatible with previous version.\nExclusive\t\t\tNobody else has documentation.\nUnmatched\t\t\tAlmost as good as the competition.\nDesign Simplicity\t\tThe company wouldn\'t give us any money.\nFool-proof Operation\t\tAll parameters are hard-coded.\nAdvanced Design\t\t\tNobody really understands it.\nHere At Last\t\t\tDidn\'t get it done on time.\nField Tested\t\t\tWe don\'t have any simulators.\nYears of Development\t\tFinally got one to work.\nUnprecedented Performance\tNothing ever ran this slow before.\nRevolutionary\t\t\tDisk drives go \'round and \'round.\nFuturistic\t\t\tOnly runs on a next generation supercomputer.\nNo Maintenance\t\t\tImpossible to fix.\nPerformance Proven\t\tWorked through Beta test.\nMeets Tough Quality Standards\tIt compiles without errors.\nSatisfaction Guaranteed\t\tWe\'ll send you another pack if it fails.\nStock Item\t\t\tWe shipped it before and can do it again.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25340,69,'\nWhat this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25341,69,'\nWhat this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25342,69,'\nWhat this country needs is a good five cent nickel.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25343,69,'\nWhat this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25344,69,'\nWhat we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody\nreally understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,\nwhereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style \"hold\" for\ntwo to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a.m.  This way we could\nall wake up via a civilized gradual process of stretching and belching and\nscratching, and it would still be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually\nemerge from bed.\n\t\t-- Dave Barry, \"$#$');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25346,69,'!^');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25348,69,'@!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25349,69,'\nWhatever is not nailed down is mine.  Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.\n\t\t-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25350,69,'\nWhen a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that\'s where the money is.\n\t\t-- Robespierre\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25351,69,'\nWhen a fellow says, \"It ain\'t the money but the principle of the thing,\"\nit\'s the money.\n\t\t-- Kim Hubbard\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25352,69,'\nWhen all else fails, read the instructions.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25353,69,'\nWhen I works, I works hard.\nWhen I sits, I sits easy.\nAnd when I thinks, I goes to sleep.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25354,69,'\nWhen in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.\n\t\t-- James H. Boren\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25355,69,'\nWhen it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to\nmake a decision.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25356,69,'\nWhen properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for\nevery week you\'re away and get nothing done, there\'s another when your boss\nis away and you get twice as much done.\n\t\t-- Daniel B. Luten\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25357,69,'\nWhen the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking\nabout themselves.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25358,69,'\n\tWhen the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.\n\"Abe, I\'m in a terrible pickle!  I\'m strapped for cash and I haven\'t\nthe slightest idea where I\'m going to get it from!\"\n\t\"I\'m glad to hear that,\" answered Abe.  \"I was afraid you\nmight have some idea that you could borrow from me!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25359,69,'\nWhen you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25360,69,'\nWhen you don\'t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25361,69,'\nWhen you don\'t know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25362,69,'\nWhen you go out to buy, don\'t show your silver.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25363,69,'\nWhen you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.\n\t\t-- The Wall Street Journal\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25364,69,'\nWhen your work speaks for itself, don\'t interrupt.\n\t\t-- Henry J. Kaiser\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25365,69,'\nWhere there\'s a will, there\'s a relative.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25366,69,'\nWhere there\'s a will, there\'s an Inheritance Tax.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25367,69,'\nWhile money can\'t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own\nform of misery.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25368,69,'\nWhile money doesn\'t buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25369,69,'\nWho goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.\n\t\t-- Thomas Tusser\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25370,69,'\nWhoever dies with the most toys wins.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25371,69,'\nWhy be a man when you can be a success?\n\t\t-- Bertolt Brecht\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25372,69,'\nWill you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?\nThat way, you will owe me ten, and I\'ll owe you ten, and we\'ll be even!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25373,69,'\nWishing without work is like fishing without bait.\n\t\t-- Frank Tyger\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25374,69,'\nWork expands to fill the time available.\n\t\t-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, \"The Economist\", 1955\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25375,69,'\nWork is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near\nthe earth\'s surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people\nto do so.\n\t\t-- Bertrand Russell\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25376,69,'\nWork is the crab grass in the lawn of life.\n\t\t-- Schulz\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25377,69,'\nWork smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25378,69,'\nWork without a vision is slavery, Vision without work is a pipe dream,\nBut vision with work is the hope of the world.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25379,69,'\nXI:\n\tIf the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would\n\tget twice as much done.  If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty\n\ttimes as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all\n\tthe managers would fly off.\nXII:\n\tIt costs a lot to build bad products.\nXIII:\n\tThere are many highly successful businesses in the United States.\n\tThere are also many highly paid executives.  The policy is not to\n\tintermingle the two.\nXIV:\n\tAfter the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes.  There will\n\tbe no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent\n\tof every airplane\'s weight.\nXV:\n\tThe last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost\n\tand two-thirds of the problems.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25380,69,'\nXLI:\n\tThe more one produces, the less one gets.\nXLII:\n\tSimple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.\nXLIII:\n\tHardware works best when it matters the least.\nXLIV:\n\tAircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly\n\tdirection, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the\n\tadditional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.\nXLV:\n\tOne should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the\n\tunexpected should have been expected.\nXLVI:\n\tA billion saved is a billion earned.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25381,69,'\nXLVII:\n\tTwo-thirds of the Earth\'s surface is covered with water.  The other\n\tthird is covered with auditors from headquarters.\nXLVIII:\n\tThe more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the\n\tless time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about.\n\tEventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less\n\tuntil finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.\nXLIX:\n\tRegulations grow at the same rate as weeds.\nL:\n\tThe average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a\n\tchimpanzee\'s and one-tenth as long as a human\'s -- but four times\n\tas long as the official\'s who created it.\nLI:\n\tBy the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more\n\tgovernment workers than there are workers.\nLII:\n\tPeople working in the private sector should try to save money.\n\tThere remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25382,69,'\nXVI:\n\tIn the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one\n\taircraft.  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and\n\tNavy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be\n\tmade available to the Marines for the extra day.\nXVII:\n\tSoftware is like entropy.  It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing,\n\tand obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics, i.e., it always increases.\nXVIII:\n\tIt is very expensive to achieve high unreliability.  It is not uncommon\n\tto increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of\n\tten degradation accomplished.\nXIX:\n\tAlthough most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will\n\tbe a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.\nXX:\n\tIn any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding\n\tapproved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the\n\tadministration requests -- minus 4-percent tax.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25383,69,'\nXXI:\n\tIt\'s easy to get a loan unless you need it.\nXXII:\n\tIf stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock,\n\tnot selling advice.\nXXIII:\n\tAny task can be completed in only one-third more time than is\n\tcurrently estimated.\nXXIV:\n\tThe only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an\n\testablished project is accelerating it, which is itself the most\n\tcostly action known to man.\nXXV:\n\tA revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete\n\tor a new canvas to an artist.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25384,69,'\nXXVI:\n\tIf a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each\n\tother, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.\nXXVII:\n\tRank does not intimidate hardware.  Neither does the lack of rank.\nXXVIII:\n\tIt is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.\nXXIX:\n\tExecutives who do not produce successful results hold on to their\n\tjobs only about five years.  Those who produce effective results\n\thang on about half a decade.\nXXX:\n\tBy the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers,\n\tthe people doing the work have lost track of the questions.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25385,69,'\nXXXI:\n\tThe optimum committee has no members.\nXXXII:\n\tHiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of\n\tturning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold.\nXXXIII:\n\tFools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.\nXXXIV:\n\tThe process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work\n\tis based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed\n\trandomly.\nXXXV:\n\tThe weaker the data available upon which to base one\'s conclusion,\n\tthe greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give\n\tthe data authenticity.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25386,69,'\nXXXVI:\n\tThe thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar\n\tcontract is about one millimeter per million dollars.  If all the\n\tproposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other\n\tat the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.\nXXXVII:\n\tNinety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect.\n\tThe other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.\nXXXVIII:\n\tThe early bird gets the worm.\n\tThe early worm ... gets eaten.\nXXXIX:\n\tNever promise to complete any project within six months of the end of\n\tthe year -- in either direction.\nXL:\n\tMost projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.\n\t\t-- Norman Augustine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25387,69,'\nYesterday I was a dog.  Today I\'m a dog.  Tomorrow I\'ll probably still\nbe a dog. Sigh!  There\'s so little hope for advancement.\n\t\t-- Snoopy\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25388,69,'\nYou are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25389,69,'\nYou can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right\nand the budget is big enough.\n\t\t-- Joseph E. Levine\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25390,69,'\nYou can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.\n\t\t-- Norman Douglas\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25391,69,'\nYou knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.\n\t\t-- Superchicken\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25392,69,'\nYou know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the\nTitanic had paying customers.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25393,69,'\nYou or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.\nI should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but\nwe take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.\n\t\t-- J. Wellington Wells\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25394,69,'\nYOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!\n\nMr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says:  \"Before I took this course I used to be\na lowly bit twiddler.  Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really\nimportant and can obfuscate and confuse with the best.\"\n\nMr. Watkins had this to say:  \"Ten short days ago all I could look forward\nto was a dead-end job as a engineer.  Now I have a promising future and\nmake really big Zorkmids.\"\n\nMIT Tech can\'t promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when\nyou earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.\n\n\t\tSEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25395,70,'A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25396,70,'\nA dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25397,70,'\nA shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25398,70,'\nA wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled\nwith LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25399,70,'\nActually, what I\'d like is a little toy spaceship!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25400,70,'\nAll I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled\nby an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25401,70,'\nAll of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow\na LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I don\'t know WHY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25402,70,'\nAll of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25403,70,'\nAll right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25404,70,'\nAll this time I\'ve been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25405,70,'\nAlright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25406,70,'\nAm I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25407,70,'\nAm I elected yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25408,70,'\nAm I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25409,70,'\nAm I SHOPLIFTING?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25410,70,'\nAmerica!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into\nyour void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25411,70,'\nAn air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25412,70,'\nAn INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25413,70,'\nAn Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25414,70,'\nAnd furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25415,70,'\nANN JILLIAN\'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON\'S HAIR look like RICARDO\nMONTALBAN\'S HAIR!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25416,70,'\nAre the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25417,70,'\nAre we live or on tape?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25418,70,'\nAre we on STRIKE yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25419,70,'\nAre we THERE yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25420,70,'\nAre we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25421,70,'\nAre you mentally here at Pizza Hut??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25422,70,'\nAre you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25423,70,'\nAre you still an ALCOHOLIC?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25424,70,'\nAs President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25425,70,'\nAwright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25426,70,'\nBARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25427,70,'\nBarbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!\nBut Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at \"Mr. Liquor\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25428,70,'\nBARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of \"I DID IT MY\nWAY\" I\'ve ever heard!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25429,70,'\nBeing a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25430,70,'\nBELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25431,70,'\nBI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25432,70,'\n... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25433,70,'\nBo Derek ruined my life!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25434,70,'\nBoy, am I glad it\'s only 1971...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25435,70,'\nBoys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th\' PLANET in 15 minutes!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25436,70,'\nBut they went to MARS around 1953!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25437,70,'\nBut was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25438,70,'\nCan I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25439,70,'\nCan you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25440,70,'\nCatsup and Mustard all over the place!  It\'s the Human Hamburger!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25441,70,'\nCHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25442,70,'\nCivilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25443,70,'\nClear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25444,70,'\nConcentrate on th\'cute, li\'l CARTOON GUYS!  Remember the SERIAL\nNUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!!  Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn\nLEFT at th\'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25445,70,'\nCONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about\nDIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25446,70,'\nContent:  80');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25447,70,' POLYESTER, 20');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25448,70,' DACRONi ... The waitress\'s UNIFORM sheds\nTARTAR SAUCE like an 8\" by 10\" GLOSSY ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25449,70,'\nCould I have a drug overdose?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25450,70,'\nDid an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in\na MALIBU HOT TUB?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25451,70,'\nDid I do an INCORRECT THING??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25452,70,'\nDid I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25453,70,'\nDid I SELL OUT yet??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25454,70,'\nDid YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25455,70,'\nDid you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25456,70,'\nDIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25457,70,'\nDidn\'t I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25458,70,'\nDisco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running\nstraight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25459,70,'\nDo I have a lifestyle yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25460,70,'\nDo you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25461,70,'\nDo you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25462,70,'\nDo you like \"TENDER VITTLES\"?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25463,70,'\nDo you think the \"Monkees\" should get gas on odd or even days?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25464,70,'\nDoes someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25465,70,'\ndoes your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25466,70,'\nDON\'T go!!  I\'m not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!\nDon\'t go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON\'T know Polish jokes!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25467,70,'\nDon\'t hit me!!  I\'m in the Twilight Zone!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25468,70,'\nDon\'t SANFORIZE me!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25469,70,'\nDon\'t worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...\nFRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK\nSTUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25470,70,'\nEdwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25471,70,'\nEisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25472,70,'\nEither CONFESS now or we go to \"PEOPLE\'S COURT\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25473,70,'\nEverybody gets free BORSCHT!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25474,70,'\nEverybody is going somewhere!!  It\'s probably a garage sale or a\ndisaster Movie!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25475,70,'\nEverywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25476,70,'\nExcuse me, but didn\'t I tell you there\'s NO HOPE for the survival of\nOFFSET PRINTING?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25477,70,'\nFEELINGS are cascading over me!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25478,70,'\nFinally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty\ndining room.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25479,70,'\nFirst, I\'m going to give you all the ANSWERS to today\'s test ...  So\njust plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25480,70,'\nFOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25481,70,'\nfor ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25482,70,'\nFour thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my\ngothic solarium!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25483,70,'\nFROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25484,70,'\nFUN is never having to say you\'re SUSHI!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25485,70,'\nGee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can\'t make my\nsatellite dish PAYMENTS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25486,70,'\nGibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25487,70,'\nGive them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25488,70,'\nGo on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25489,70,'\nGOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my\npet LEISURE SUIT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25490,70,'\nHAIR TONICS, please!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25491,70,'\nHalf a mind is a terrible thing to waste!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25492,70,'\nHand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I\'m living for today!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25493,70,'\nHas everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it\'s\ntime to \"HAVE A NAGEELA\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25494,70,'\n... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25495,70,'\nHe is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25496,70,'\nHe probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me\nlike a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he\'d like to\nPSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING\nMILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25497,70,'\nHELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25498,70,'\nHELLO, everybody, I\'m a HUMAN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25499,70,'\nHello, GORRY-O!!  I\'m a GENIUS from HARVARD!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25500,70,'\nHello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25501,70,'\nHello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES\nbeing almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25502,70,'\nHello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No thanks!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25503,70,'\nHello?  Enema Bondage?  I\'m calling because I want to be happy, I guess ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25504,70,'\nHere I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25505,70,'\nHere I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25506,70,'\nHere I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don\'t see CARL SAGAN\nanywhere!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25507,70,'\nHere we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25508,70,'\nHey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!! ... you\'re not Clint Eastwood!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25509,70,'\nHey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25510,70,'\nHiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some\ndrunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI\'S!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25511,70,'\nHmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a\nTROLLEY-CAR ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25512,70,'\nHmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted\nisland, when ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25513,70,'\nHmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET\nFIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25514,70,'\nHmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL\nCHLORIDE ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25515,70,'\nHold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25516,70,'\nHOORAY, Ronald!!  Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25517,70,'\nHow do I get HOME?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25518,70,'\nHow do you explain Wayne Newton\'s POWER over millions?  It\'s th\' MOUSTACHE\n...  Have you ever noticed th\' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?\nIt\'s a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25519,70,'\nHow many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL\nSHARPENERS right NOW??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25520,70,'\nHow\'s it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25521,70,'\nHow\'s the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25522,70,'\nhubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25523,70,'\nHUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25524,70,'\nHUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25525,70,'\nI always have fun because I\'m out of my mind!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25526,70,'\nI am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25527,70,'\nI am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25528,70,'\nI am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25529,70,'\nI am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25530,70,'\nI am having FUN...  I wonder if it\'s NET FUN or GROSS FUN?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25531,70,'\nI am NOT a nut....\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25532,70,'\nI appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25533,70,'\nI brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25534,70,'\nI can\'t decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB\nGUCCIONE has these problems!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25535,70,'\nI can\'t think about that.  It doesn\'t go with HEDGES in the shape of\nLITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25536,70,'\nI demand IMPUNITY!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25537,70,'\nI didn\'t order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25538,70,'\nI don\'t believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it\'s all just\na BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25539,70,'\n... I don\'t know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.\nLEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25540,70,'\nI don\'t know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in\nmy read molars ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25541,70,'\n... I don\'t like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25542,70,'\nI don\'t understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25543,70,'\nI feel ... JUGULAR ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25544,70,'\nI feel better about world problems now!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25545,70,'\nI feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25546,70,'\nI feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG\'\' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25547,70,'\nI feel like I\'m in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25548,70,'\nI feel partially hydrogenated!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25549,70,'\nI fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the \"WATCHTOWER\"\nand then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ...  They look NICE in the yard ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25550,70,'\nI guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25551,70,'\nI guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25552,70,'\nI had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in \'81 ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25553,70,'\nI had pancake makeup for brunch!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25554,70,'\nI have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25555,70,'\nI have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25556,70,'\nI have a VISION!  It\'s a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25557,70,'\nI have accepted Provolone into my life!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25558,70,'\nI have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25559,70,'\n... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25560,70,'\n-- I have seen the FUN --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25561,70,'\nI have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the\nINSTRUCTIONS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25562,70,'\nI have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25563,70,'\nI HAVE to buy a new \"DODGE MISER\" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because\nmy viewscreen is \"USER-FRIENDLY\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25564,70,'\nI haven\'t been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling\nevery day from Oral Roberts!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25565,70,'\nI hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25566,70,'\nI hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25567,70,'\nI hope the ``Eurythmics\'\' practice birth control ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25568,70,'\nI hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life\nsavings in yeast!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25569,70,'\nI invented skydiving in 1989!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25570,70,'\nI joined scientology at a garage sale!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25571,70,'\nI just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25572,70,'\nI just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can\'t remember WHO he is ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25573,70,'\nI just had a NOSE JOB!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25574,70,'\nI just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25575,70,'\nI just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch\nwith my LEISURE SUIT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25576,70,'\nI just remembered something about a TOAD!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25577,70,'\nI KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW\non the SIDE?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25578,70,'\nI Know A Joke!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25579,70,'\nI know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25580,70,'\nI know th\'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25581,70,'\nI know things about TROY DONAHUE that can\'t even be PRINTED!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25582,70,'\nI left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25583,70,'\nI like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25584,70,'\nI like your SNOOPY POSTER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25585,70,'\n-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We\'re going away\nnow.  I fed the cat.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25586,70,'\nI love ROCK \'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to \"WIPE-OUT\" in\n1965!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25587,70,'\nI need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25588,70,'\nI once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25589,70,'\nI own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25590,70,'\nI put aside my copy of \"BOWLING WORLD\" and think about GUN CONTROL\nlegislation...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25591,70,'\nI represent a sardine!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25592,70,'\nI request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25593,70,'\n... I see TOILET SEATS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25594,70,'\nI selected E5 ... but I didn\'t hear \"Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25595,70,'\nI smell a RANCID CORN DOG!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25596,70,'\nI smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25597,70,'\nI think I am an overnight sensation right now!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25598,70,'\n... I think I\'d better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common\nMISAPPREHENSIONS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25599,70,'\nI think I\'ll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while\nreading ERICA JONG\'S poetry!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25600,70,'\nI think my career is ruined!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25601,70,'\nI used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH\nRADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25602,70,'\n... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25603,70,'\nI want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25604,70,'\nI want a WESSON OIL lease!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25605,70,'\nI want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25606,70,'\nI want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm \'n secure!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25607,70,'\n... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within\nSIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25608,70,'\nI want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d\'oeuvres.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25609,70,'\nI want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE\nand WHEAT THINS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25610,70,'\nI want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25611,70,'\n... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25612,70,'\nI want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25613,70,'\nI want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25614,70,'\nI want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY\n... BACKWARDS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25615,70,'\nI want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in\nformation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don\'t be FURIOUS with me --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25616,70,'\nI was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25617,70,'\nI was making donuts and now I\'m on a bus!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25618,70,'\nI wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25619,70,'\nI wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25620,70,'\nI wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25621,70,'\nI wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE\nSTRANGER?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25622,70,'\nI wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25623,70,'\nI wonder if there\'s anything GOOD on tonight?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25624,70,'\nI would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25625,70,'\nI\'d like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25626,70,'\nI\'d like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25627,70,'\nI\'ll eat ANYTHING that\'s BRIGHT BLUE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25628,70,'\nI\'ll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25629,70,'\nI\'m a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25630,70,'\nI\'m a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25631,70,'\nI\'m a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25632,70,'\nI\'m also against BODY-SURFING!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25633,70,'\nI\'m also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25634,70,'\nI\'m ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25635,70,'\nI\'m changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for \"RONCO\nMIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25636,70,'\nI\'m continually AMAZED at th\'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25637,70,'\nI\'m definitely not in Omaha!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25638,70,'\nI\'m DESPONDENT ... I hope there\'s something DEEP-FRIED under this\nminiature DOMED STADIUM ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25639,70,'\nI\'m dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25640,70,'\nI\'m EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25641,70,'\nI\'m encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25642,70,'\nI\'m GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25643,70,'\nI\'m gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25644,70,'\nI\'m having a BIG BANG THEORY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25645,70,'\nI\'m having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25646,70,'\nI\'m having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don\'t take any DRUGS\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25647,70,'\nI\'m having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25648,70,'\nI\'m having an emotional outburst!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25649,70,'\nI\'m having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in\nmy PAJAMA POCKET??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25650,70,'\nI\'m having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and\nwealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25651,70,'\nI\'m having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25652,70,'\n... I\'m IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM\nof a KOSHER DELI --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25653,70,'\nI\'m in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25654,70,'\nI\'m into SOFTWARE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25655,70,'\nI\'m meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my\nPERSONAL SPACE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25656,70,'\nI\'m mentally OVERDRAWN!  What\'s that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where\'s ROD\nSTERLING when you really need him?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25657,70,'\nI\'m not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25658,70,'\nI\'m not available for comment..\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25659,70,'\nI\'m pretending I\'m pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25660,70,'\nI\'m pretending that we\'re all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO\nMONTALBAN!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25661,70,'\nI\'m QUIETLY reading the latest issue of \"BOWLING WORLD\" while my wife\nand two children stand QUIETLY BY ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25662,70,'\nI\'m rated PG-34!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25663,70,'\nI\'m receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25664,70,'\nI\'m RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with MISSILES!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25665,70,'\nI\'m reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do the Latin Hustle now!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25666,70,'\nI\'m shaving!!  I\'M SHAVING!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25667,70,'\nI\'m sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it\'s ENJOYABLE ... I\'m WARM\n... I\'m VIBRATORY ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25668,70,'\nI\'m thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated\nIMAGE FORMATIONS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25669,70,'\nI\'m totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25670,70,'\nI\'m using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER\nWORKINGS of this POTATO!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25671,70,'\nI\'m wearing PAMPERS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25672,70,'\nI\'m wet!  I\'m wild!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25673,70,'\nI\'m young ... I\'m HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN\'S LUMBAR REGIONS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25674,70,'\nI\'m ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I\'m totally committed to the festive mode.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25675,70,'\nI\'ve got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25676,70,'\nI\'ve got an IDEA!!  Why don\'t I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your\nSOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25677,70,'\nI\'ve read SEVEN MILLION books!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25678,70,'\n... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im\nantiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche\nPIZZA ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25679,70,'\nIf a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for\nMONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a\nGREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25680,70,'\nIf elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25681,70,'\nIf I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25682,70,'\nIf I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be\nreplaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25683,70,'\nIf I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25684,70,'\nIf I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th\' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25685,70,'\n... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn\'t be a more fortunate man!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25686,70,'\nIf I pull this SWITCH I\'ll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25687,70,'\nif it GLISTENS, gobble it!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25688,70,'\nIf our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25689,70,'\nIf Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25690,70,'\nIn 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a \"Continental\nBelt,\" for $10.99!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25691,70,'\nIn Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25692,70,'\nINSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25693,70,'\nInside, I\'m already SOBBING!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25694,70,'\nIs a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?  Or are we suffering in Safeway?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25695,70,'\nIs he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders??  Is the FROG\nhis GUIDELIGHT??  It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25696,70,'\nIs it 1974?  What\'s for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one\nwild afternoon??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25697,70,'\nIs it clean in other dimensions?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25698,70,'\nIs it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a\nplate of SAUCE MORNAY?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25699,70,'\nIs something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25700,70,'\nIs this an out-take from the \"BRADY BUNCH\"?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25701,70,'\nIs this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25702,70,'\nIs this TERMINAL fun?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25703,70,'\nIs this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also\nmakes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25704,70,'\nIsn\'t this my STOP?!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25705,70,'\nIt don\'t mean a THING if you ain\'t got that SWING!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25706,70,'\nIt was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!!\nYOW!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25707,70,'\nIt\'s a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25708,70,'\nIt\'s NO USE ... I\'ve gone to \"CLUB MED\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25709,70,'\nIt\'s OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA\nin the REMAKE of \"TOPKAPI\" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She\'s making\nFRENCH TOAST!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25710,70,'\nIt\'s OKAY -- I\'m an INTELLECTUAL, too.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25711,70,'\nIt\'s the RINSE CYCLE!!  They\'ve ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25712,70,'\nJAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we\'ll ever reach their level\nof COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25713,70,'\nJesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25714,70,'\nJesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25715,70,'\nKids, don\'t gross me off ... \"Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE\" can be\ncarried too FAR!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25716,70,'\nKids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,\nPESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25717,70,'\nLaundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th\' washing machine\nis a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25718,70,'\nLBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25719,70,'\nLeona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET\nROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25720,70,'\nLet me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25721,70,'\nLet\'s all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON\'s legal difficulties!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25722,70,'\nLet\'s send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25723,70,'\nLife is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I\'m REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25724,70,'\nLike I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25725,70,'\nLoni Anderson\'s hair should be LEGALIZED!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25726,70,'\nLook DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a\nHIGHBALL?? ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25727,70,'\nLook into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy\'s charge card!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25728,70,'\nLook!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25729,70,'\nLOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and \"Flock of\nSeagulls\" HAIRCUTS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25730,70,'\nMake me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25731,70,'\nMary Tyler Moore\'s SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a\ncheap hotel in HONOLULU!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25732,70,'\nMaybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25733,70,'\nMERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25734,70,'\nMMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! \n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25735,70,'\nMmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the\nshreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  I\'m about to swallow a\nTORN-OFF section of a COW\'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and\nSUGAR!! ... Let\'s see ... Next, I\'ll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,\nBABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded\nanimal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!!  That was GOOD!!  For DESSERT,\nI\'ll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE\nWHEAT BUN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25736,70,'\nMr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25737,70,' of the RAYON TEXTILE production of\nthe INDONESIAN archipelago?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25738,70,'\nMy Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25739,70,'\nMy BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE\nFUNCTION and full kitchen!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25740,70,'\nMy CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25741,70,'\nMy EARS are GONE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25742,70,'\nMy face is new, my license is expired, and I\'m under a doctor\'s care!!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25743,70,'\nMy haircut is totally traditional!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25744,70,'\nMY income is ALL disposable!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25745,70,'\nMy LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25746,70,'\nMy life is a patio of fun!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25747,70,'\nMy mind is a potato field ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25748,70,'\nMy mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25749,70,'\nMy nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25750,70,'\nMy NOSE is NUMB!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25751,70,'\n... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25752,70,'\nMy pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25753,70,'\nMy polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25754,70,'\nMy uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25755,70,'\nMy vaseline is RUNNING...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25756,70,'\nNANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25757,70,'\nNATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They\'re VOIDED -- They\nCOLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They\ndid PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but\nthey were OFF-KEY ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25758,70,'\nNEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25759,70,'\nNipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25760,70,'\nNot SENSUOUS ... only \"FROLICSOME\" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ... in PAIN!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25761,70,'\nNow I am depressed ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25762,70,'\nNow I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST\nBEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25763,70,'\nNow I understand the meaning of \"THE MOD SQUAD\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25764,70,'\nNow I\'m being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the\nBROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25765,70,'\nNow I\'m concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25766,70,'\nNow I\'m having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of\nHOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached\nby SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25767,70,'\nNow KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25768,70,'\nNow my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25769,70,' of the SMELTING\nand REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25770,70,'\nNow that I have my \"APPLE\", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25771,70,'\nNow, let\'s SEND OUT for QUICHE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25772,70,'\nOf course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25773,70,'\nOh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25774,70,'\nOh, I get it!!  \"The BEACH goes on\", huh, SONNY??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25775,70,'\nOkay ... I\'m going home to write the \"I HATE RUBIK\'s CUBE HANDBOOK FOR\nDEAD CAT LOVERS\" ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25776,70,'\nOKAY!!  Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED\nR.V.\'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25777,70,'\nOMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O\nand a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th\'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if\nit was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE\'S\nthe WASHING MACHINES?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25778,70,'\nOn SECOND thought, maybe I\'ll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS\nPHILBIN ...  It\'s GREAT to be ALIVE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25779,70,'\nOn the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL\nQUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25780,70,'\nOn the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25781,70,'\nOnce upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of\nDEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY\nVALUES!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25782,70,'\nOnce, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION\nstatements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was\ncompletely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely\namusing SIT-COM pilots!!  We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we\nfinally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled\nsnack cakes!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25783,70,'\nOne FISHWICH coming up!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25784,70,'\nONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25785,70,'\nONE:    I will donate my entire \"BABY HUEY\" comic book collection to\n\tthe downtown PLASMA CENTER ...\nTWO:\tI won\'t START a BAND called \"KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD\" ...\nTHREE:\tI won\'t ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25786,70,'\n... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25787,70,'\nOur father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this\ntable will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also\nleave a GENEROUS TIP ....\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25788,70,'\nover in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25789,70,'\nOVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25790,70,'\nPARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25791,70,'\nPardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25792,70,'\nPEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25793,70,'\nPeople humiliating a salami!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25794,70,'\nPIZZA!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25795,70,'\nPlace me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the\nTrianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25796,70,'\nPlease come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25797,70,'\nPsychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25798,70,'\nPUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25799,70,'\nQuick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25800,70,'\nRELATIVES!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25801,70,'\nRemember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25802,70,'\nRHAPSODY in Glue!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25803,70,'\nSANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS\n... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes,\nstarring JANE FONDA!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25804,70,'\nSend your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY\'\', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA\n94140, USA\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25805,70,'\nSHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into\nempty OIL DRUMS ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25806,70,'\nShould I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25807,70,'\nShould I get locked in the PRINCICAL\'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25808,70,'\nShould I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK\nhair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25809,70,'\nSign my PETITION.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25810,70,'\nSo this is what it feels like to be potato salad\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25811,70,'\nSo, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL\nINDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2\nSHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25812,70,'\nSomeone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25813,70,'\nSometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25814,70,'\nSomewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25815,70,'\nSomewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a\nbatch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25816,70,'\nSomewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing \"Leave it\nto Beaver\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25817,70,'\nSpreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25818,70,'\nTAILFINS!! ... click ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25819,70,'\n\tTalking Pinhead Blues:\nOh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY\'\' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel\n    TWENTY-SIX!!\n\nTh\'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin\' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been\n    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)\n\nMy PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th\' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG\n    won\'t let me take a SHOWER \'til Easter ... (snurf)\n\nSo I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!\n    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25820,70,'\nTAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don\'t you realize that the END of the \"Wash\nCycle\" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25821,70,'\nTex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me to\nMinnesota but don\'t EMBARRASS me!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25822,70,'\nTh\' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th\' SOUL\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25823,70,'\nThank god!! ... It\'s HENNY YOUNGMAN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25824,70,'\nThe appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth\nthe whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25825,70,'\nThe entire CHINESE WOMEN\'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --\nand have since BIRTH!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25826,70,'\nThe fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my\nSPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25827,70,'\nThe FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25828,70,'\n... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued\nOYSTER!  Yum!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25829,70,'\nThe Korean War must have been fun.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25830,70,'\n... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25831,70,'\nThe Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25832,70,'\nThe PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25833,70,'\nThe PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!  But they went to MARS\naround 1953!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25834,70,'\nThe SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25835,70,'\nThere is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.\nThere are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS.   I\'m very probably wrong.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25836,70,'\nThere\'s a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS\nin a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25837,70,'\nThere\'s enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25838,70,'\n\t\"These are DARK TIMES for all mankind\'s HIGHEST VALUES!\"\n\t\"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!\"\n\t\"These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP\nout of MEGATON MAN!\"\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25839,70,'\nThese PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25840,70,'\nThey collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen\nappeal!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25841,70,'\nThis ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He\'s so ... so ... URGENT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25842,70,'\n\"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG.\"\n\t\t-- Bob Violence\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25843,70,'\nThis is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th\' CANADIAN BACON!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25844,70,'\nThis MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up\nagainst someone\'s MARTINI!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25845,70,'\n... this must be what it\'s like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25846,70,'\nThis PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25847,70,'\nThis PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has \"VISA\"!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25848,70,'\nThis TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON\'T LIKE is\ntalking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25849,70,'\nThose aren\'t WINOS -- that\'s my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD\nSWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25850,70,'\nThousands of days of civilians ... have produced a ... feeling for the\naesthetic modules --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25851,70,'\nToday, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER\nbefore his MAKEOVER!\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25855,70,'\nUh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25856,70,'\nUH-OH!!  I put on \"GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50\'s\" by\nmistake!!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25857,70,'\nUH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE\'S having a\nNERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25858,70,'\nUh-oh!!  I\'m having TOO MUCH FUN!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25859,70,'\nUH-OH!!  We\'re out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25860,70,'\nUsed staples are good with SOY SAUCE!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25861,70,'\nVICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25862,70,'\nVote for ME -- I\'m well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25863,70,'\nWait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25864,70,'\nWas my SOY LOAF left out in th\'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25865,70,'\nWe are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25866,70,'\nWe have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25867,70,'\nWe just joined the civil hair patrol!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25868,70,'\nWe place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.\n45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25871,70,'\nWell, I\'m INVISIBLE AGAIN ... I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES \nROOM ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25872,70,'\nWell, O.K.  I\'ll compromise with my principles because of EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25873,70,'\nWere these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25874,70,'\nWhat a COINCIDENCE!  I\'m an authorized \"SNOOTS OF THE STARS\" dealer!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25875,70,'\nWhat GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25876,70,'\nWhat I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25877,70,'\nWhat I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25878,70,'\nWhat PROGRAM are they watching?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25879,70,'\nWhat UNIVERSE is this, please??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25880,70,'\nWhat\'s the MATTER Sid? ... Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25881,70,'\nWhen I met th\'POPE back in \'58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or\nDETERGENT for 15 minutes.  He seemed to enjoy it ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25882,70,'\nWhen this load is DONE I think I\'ll wash it AGAIN ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25883,70,'\nWhen you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25884,70,'\nWhen you said \"HEAVILY FORESTED\" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING\nBILL ... Don\'t you SEE?  O\'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION\nand HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25886,70,'\nWhere does it go when you flush?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25887,70,'\nWhere\'s SANDY DUNCAN?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25888,70,'\nWhere\'s th\' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25889,70,'\nWhere\'s the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25890,70,'\nWhile my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit\npriests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25892,70,'\nWHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25893,70,'\nWHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the\nNEGATIVE IONS!!\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25895,70,'\nWhy don\'t you ever enter any CONTESTS, Marvin??  Don\'t you know your\nown ZIPCODE?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25896,70,'\nWhy is everything made of Lycra Spandex?\n');
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INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25898,70,'\nWill it improve my CASH FLOW?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25899,70,'\nWill the third world war keep \"Bosom Buddies\" off the air?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25900,70,'\nWill this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25901,70,'\nWith YOU, I can be MYSELF ...  We don\'t NEED Dan Rather ...\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25902,70,'\nWorld War III?  No thanks!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25903,70,'\nWorld War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25904,70,'\nWow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let\'s interview it!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25905,70,'\nXerox your lunch and file it under \"sex offenders\"!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25906,70,'\nYes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON\nMAIDEN concert?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25907,70,'\nYou can\'t hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25908,70,'\nYou mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th\'\ndistinction between FANTASY and REALITY?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25909,70,'\nYou mean you don\'t want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25910,70,'\nYOU PICKED KARL MALDEN\'S NOSE!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25911,70,'\nYou should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25912,70,'\nYou were s\'posed to laugh!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25913,70,'\nYOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN\nDOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25914,70,'\nYour CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25915,70,'\nYouth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental\nattitudes!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25916,70,'\nYow!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25917,70,'\nYow!  Am I having fun yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25918,70,'\nYow!  Am I in Milwaukee?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25919,70,'\nYow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25920,70,'\nYow!  Are we laid back yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25921,70,'\nYow!  Are we wet yet?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25922,70,'\nYow!  Are you the self-frying president?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25923,70,'\nYow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25924,70,'\nYow!  I just went below the poverty line!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25925,70,'\nYow!  I threw up on my window!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25926,70,'\nYow!  I want my nose in lights!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25927,70,'\nYow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25928,70,'\nYow!  I\'m having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25929,70,'\nYow!  I\'m imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25930,70,'\nYow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25931,70,'\nYow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25932,70,'\nYow!  It\'s a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25933,70,'\nYow!  It\'s some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25934,70,'\nYow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25935,70,'\nYow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING\nBALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25936,70,'\nYow!  Now we can become alcoholics!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25937,70,'\nYow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25938,70,'\nYow!  We\'re going to a new disco!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25939,70,'\nYOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25940,70,'\nYOW!!  I\'m in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25941,70,'\nYOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th\' new TAX REFORM laws!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25942,70,'\nYOW!!  The land of the rising SONY!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25943,70,'\nYOW!!  Up ahead!  It\'s a DONUT HUT!!\n');
INSERT INTO `data` VALUES (25944,70,'\nYOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth of\nCHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!\n');
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INSERT INTO `structure` VALUES (9,'italia','File \"italia\":\n  e\' il principale e piu\' grande; contiene frasi di contenuto e provenienza\n  vari (praticamente, tutto quello che non e\' stato inserito specificamente\n  in nessuno dei precedenti file, e che non ha - o dovrebbe avere - contenuti\n  potenzia');
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